#anyway that cliffhanger though?? wtf??????
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YOUR BSD NEW EP SPOILERS WARNING GOES HERE!!
you fools. fyodor couldn't die that easily. he's still fine you just gotta BELIEVE-
#ooc#bsd spoilers //#ALSO SIGMAAAAAAAAA PLEASE BE OKAY ;~;#god i need to process everything that just happened. i'm losing my mind.#whether or not i think the ep was good or bad all depends on the future direction of the manga/what happens next imo; but i will say that#i definitely had a good time!!#(except for when fyodor ''died'' but like. he's fine. shhhhhhhhh)#there's still too much to learn about him and his build up with sigma wouldn't be for nothing#anyway that cliffhanger though?? wtf??????#was that fukuchi from the future. are we getting future DoA time travel. i have no clue i'm spitballing here#i will admit everything working out perfectly for dazai was a bit like. awfully convenient. but i'm used to it this is bsd here lol#and it works for me because of what dazai said about him trusting people and fyodor not... like we knew that's why fyodor was gonna lose bu#thematically it's just. really neat. but i might change my mind later#tl;dr i do not feel like the ep was Bad or Good i think there's no way to know yet until we see what asagiri's cooking#but what a crazy experience. nice.#(now give back fyodor ;~;)
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We got baby/childhood panel of Daniel, Jake, Zack, Johan, and recently Gun.
I can't stop think on how cute and chubby baby Gun is lol
Lookism 520 spoiler!
Lol. This feels very duality of man. Baby Gun coming out with UI made me lol.
Ok, gather round for Ramyeon's retelling of chapter 520.
So PTJ, with his fondness for SAD backstories cooked up one for Gun. And while it's not terrible and I didn't get food poisoning, it's tasting a bit bland because everyone is getting a SAD backstory and it's getting old y'know?
Onto the chapter-
Everyone is in love with Daddy Yamazaki, and for some reason that is bad and all the ladies chop their pinkies off to idk repent for their sins or something but even though the relationship appears to be consensual because he's had sex consensually with them all, it's still the women's fault.
In the end, the great big kind man that Daddy Yamazaki is lets them all carry his kids. Thank the heavens.
Daddy Yamazaki has Smaller Bro Yamazaki who also has a son btw (Haruto) - this is sort of important but it's hard to really feel much for them cos the son character (Haruto) has just been introduced in this chapter and will be likely killed off soon.
Anyway, I digress.
All the babies born are unimpressive so far. And you may think wtf how are babies unimpressive. Babies are just babies. Well, that's because Gun comes whooshing out the (Korean) womb with UI. Bro has built in UI from the start, kinda an impossible standard to reach so fine I get why the other babies are unimpressive.
Although if all the babies are unimpressive apart from Gun, the common denominator here is Daddy Yamazaki so maybe everyone should point the finger at him instead. Hmmm.
The chapter fast forwards to show Gun is a prodigy, he masters his training. He's only five and a kid, so he plays around with his friend but gets slapped by his mother for being a kid because it's not becoming of a future gang leader.
So even though he's FIVE, he still gets told to 'act accordingly' lol.
I think there's another timeskip, or PTJ really has lost the plot and forgotten what five year olds look like (tbh he has forgotten what 'elementary school' aged kids look like too) and Gun, genius that he is and following his mother's words takes down all the gangs in ONE DAY. WHEW.
But, PTJ is trying to desperately show it's nurture not nature. Gun wanted normal things but has been moulded to become a monster.
Gun's mother praises him for his violence and his deeds, and Gun wonders 'Huh, if mother dearest loves when I fight, and I must fight to be loved, what happens if I'm violent towards her?'. He punches her and gets praised for it.
Please see above point.
And another fast forward in time (presumably) to Gun trying to squish butterflies like the maniac he is.
Anyway, remember Smaller Bro Yamazaki's kid, Haruto, that was mentioned? Well he's the only one throughout that looked at Gun as if he was normal and told Gun he was free to do as he wants. He doesn't have to fight. Or have to be a leader if he doesn't wanna.
And sweet lil Gun doesn't really wanna, so he makes up his mind and tells Smaller Bro Yamazaki.
Smaller Bro Yamazaki loses his shit and is all who the fuck told you this nonsense. Gun snitches on Haruto, and this snitch doesn't get stitches and instead Haruto does when Smaller Bro Yamazaki tells Gun to kill Haruto. His own father tells Gun to kill HIS kid!
Dun dun dun CLIFFHANGER!
Overall very sad, very unfortunate. But please see my first point about PTJ's cooking.
I'm assuming in the coming chapters Haruto gets killed off. I would be super surprised if he doesn't because Gun, despite me being delusional and thinking he's just a sweet lil blorbo, is something of a murderous psychopath. It's more fitting of his character if he just kills off Haruto even if he has a moment of hesitation or any regrets.
Hope that helps!
#cant believe i typed up all my bs#slimesam#ramen asks#ramen rambles#lookism#lookism spoiler#lookism 520
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HSGSSH I THINK I SAW THAT POST WITH THE DETECTIVE AU!!! Sign me up for second in line to read it omg….and noooo don’t feel guilty LMAO but ikwym!!!
Wait kinda related but all the talk abt karasu reminded me that his bday is this month….Really hoping maybe we’ll get some promo art?? Who knows though LOL (MAYBE EPINAGI ART TO CELEBRATE??? MANIFESTING)
No because I can only imagine what he went through after joining tabieita in the second selection like imagine he pulls up to their bedroom and it’s just Otoya butt trapping a shoe and karasu sitting next to a bucket of wax and he’s just standing there like wtf (like the who’s this creep moment from the tabieita meeting LMAO) uhhh speaking of I think the new ch is coming out really soon?? Very excited because what was the mid sentence cliffhanger we got last time…..
ADDING NAGI TO THE MIX WOULD BE SO FUNNY HAHAHAH I love the nagi Barou dynamic <3 I can so see nagi asking that like “bro why not me?” Same vibes as when Barou called Isagi by his name and nagi was like “bro wb me???”
For me I lean slightly more to the astute Barou vibe but I’m crying I can also see the super obvious and it’s so funny like bro just accepts whatever reason Karasu gives him and doesn’t gaf otherwise HAHA
Honestly real carbonated drinks are a hit a miss depending on the person!! This is slightly related but have you ever seen those really goofy looking motion sickness glasses on tiktok?? They look really funny but some people say they work LMAO I’m not sure how good of an investment decision it is though LOL but YAY glad you found something that works!! Shsgsha don’t die in the car!! I wish I had more remedies for actual car sickness but my knowledge kinda stops at not looking out the window and those goofy glasses….
Also THE NAGI CLIP?? Ik kaneshiro said somewhere that Nagi didn’t buy the cactus out of loneliness but the way that he treats it like a real companion is so cute jjshshshs
-Karasu anon
i’m glad there’s other people out there to write for all of the different karasu avenues that exist in the world �� speaking of writing for karasu…BIG news our boy just graduated high school in bfb!! not going to let you know what the word count is atm because i think it might give you psychic damage FHSKJS but we are finally entering the home stretch (kind of) I’M REALLY HOPING IT’LL BE DONE SOON i’ve been saying that for ages though but this time i’m being fr like it should only be a little bit longer 😭 on the plus side this one will keep a starving nation (aka karasu fanbase) fed for a hot minute i hope…as long as people like how i wrote it anyways 😓
OMG WAIT YES IT’S SOON!! i think the next epinagi chapter lowkey comes out on his birthday so basically if they don’t do an fun little art of him it’s illegal messed up and wrong 😐
LMAOOO JUSTICE FOR YUKIMIYA ACTUALLY there’s no way he wasn’t the last one picked because idt he could’ve survived with those two for very long…i feel like tabieita is so duo within a trio that half of the time i forget they ARE a trio 😭 poor yuki doesn’t really have a canonical bestie…like i can’t think of a single person he’s typically shipped/paired with 😪 it’s okay though he can be ours 🤩 kenyu yukimiya the people’s princess 💖
YES THAT’S THE EXACT VIBE I WAS IMAGINING like nagi is just heartbroken that barou lets reader get away with sm bullshit but he accidentally breathed on barou’s lucky bowling ball and almost lost his life 😭 meanwhile reader’s like “omg nagi i heard you were in the top six in blue lock!! do you know karasu?? because apparently he was ALSO in the top six!! so please tell me anything and everything you know about him please please please 🥺🤤”…to that nagi is just like “he plays soccer good 👍” which makes barou freak out even MORE like bro do you not see that this girl is trying to SLIDE IN 😰 give her more to work with 😟☝🏻
i can def see both ways!! but consider the third option where he immediately realizes reader has a crush on karasu due to spending most of his time around girls (aka his mother and sisters) but because he has like negative guy friends he has NO IDEA how karasu feels abt her 😓 so then HE becomes a wingman for reader as well but he’s sooo bad at it like he’ll say some shit to karasu about how “y/n l/n is a lovely girl who can really keep a house clean. any man would be lucky to have her 😒” and karasu’s like yoooo barou x y/n canon 😳⁉️ because he somehow knows barou’s type is a woman who can clean well (reader cannot in fact clean well barou was just trying to make her seem appealing 🥲) i think wingman barou + wingman yuki + anti wingman for himself karasu is just such a crazy combo of characters HAHAHAH pure insanity…poor reader the only consolation is she’s definitely getting a hot soccer boyfriend out of this fiasco one way or another 😭
i took an anti-nausea medicine today and it basically knocked me out?? like i could NOT keep my eyes open…so ig it did work in that i wasn’t nauseous per se 😭 hoping the effects linger a bit through tmrw but not the side effects LMAO it’s okay i’ve been having such an amazing time otherwise that it’s not a huge deal!! we’re going paragliding tmrw (😬 i’m scared of heights but yk yolo how many times does one get the chance to paraglide in the swiss alps) and then the day after we drive to italy for a bit 🤩 i loveee visiting italy hehe so i’m excited for that!! and then afterwards france time 🙏🏻 as long as my ass doesn’t get carsick again that means lots of driving time when i can get some writing in!! but no promises we will see how it goes 😩 if not i’ll just listen to music and stare out of the window all moody and aesthetic while in the car and just write at night as i typically do
yeah apparently according to the ln he bought it so that he didn’t forget how to talk?? again one of those things that’s like funny but also kind of sad…i think in his internal narration he says he has no interest in friends or a gf or anything so he wasn’t lonely or anything but he knew that in order to fit into society he needed to be able to talk and all so he got choki 🥹 but tbh just based on how he treats it + how he talked abt reo in the convo w zantetsu while they’re bathing in epinagi i feel like he actually was lonely and just had 0 idea how to have a proper relationship or that that was something he even needed…idk maybe i’m reading too much into it but that’s nagi in the miraverse anyways 😰
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roisin. roisin please elaborate on bramblestar’s corpse
hiii!
so, i never did finish that arc (I read 3 or 4 books of it and then stopped caring about the releases) and it's been a few years so! might be missing a bit of important info but!
you remember ashfur? squirrelflights ex that tried to kill her children before they were revealed to be leafpools?
ashfur dies (murdered by hollyleaf) and goes to star clan (questionable considering other cats have gone to the dark forest for far lesser crimes and also? squirrelflight and leafpool almost got sent to the dark forest in a shitty trial and done much less than he has?)
bramblestar gets sick (possibly caused by ashfur somehow?)
while losing one of his lives due to the sickness, ashfur somehow possesses him. the mechanics of this were probably explained better later, but I don't know them.
no one knows it's ashfur
he basically starts like. really going down hard with the warrior code, punishing cats for like. nothing. and he ends up banishing like 3/4s of the clan at least.
(this includes squirrelflight and jayfeather and pretty much everyone importanr I think. btw)
he also encourages everyone else to do the same, which ends up really resonating with riverclan.
mistystar kicks out a few cats, including mothwing because she doesn't believe in starclan (even though mothwing has been there for her and saved lives. how many times now? lmao)
anyway all the cats banished sort of form their own group
squirrelflight comes up with a plan like "ok he (still thinking its bramblestar) will regret this if he sees that I'm injured. i'll blame it on a dog or something and come crawling back so I can spy on them or something. mothwing, beat me up" (mothwing does not beat her up bc she says her job is to heal. jayfeather, however, happily volunteers for the role lmao.)
the plan works i think lmao
while this is happening, bramblestars spirit is just kind of. floating around being like wtf.
anyway he finds rootpaw (one of the three main characters of the arc) an apprentice in skyclan
he can see ghosts or whatever because his dad is tree, a former loner who was part of the sisters until they kicked him out for being male. he can also see ghosts (i cant remember if he can also see bramblestar)
that! is about as far as my knowledge goes. i don't actually know how they solve any of this bc i didn't get that far. i do know, however, that everyone knows he's actually ashfur at this point bc squirrelflight realized it and blurted it out at a gathering.
(that was a cliffhanger though so. who knows if they actually believe her lmao)
#hope this helps! :)#if anyone knows what happens after this please share#all i know that happens afterwards is bristlefrost dies. and that was from a blixemi video.
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Hey girl!!!! I'm back again after what feels like ages! But I was on my "thirsting on f1 drivers" phase and couldn't read anything else for a couple of months. Anyways. I just binged read the last 3 chapters and WTF was that smut? I'm so loving how Y/N is dirtyyyy. I was as shocked as Yoongi.
Ghostbusters trio is the best thing ever, Namjoon opening up and bratty Jungkook (I see what you are doing there). But it made me crazy that they didn't seem to care about the new couple, Tae was the only one to meet my expectations.
Alice is a genious, if I was ever jealous of her with Hoseok, I don't remember. And I was just expecting her plan come into action after the last smut. I was fully believing that someone would arrive accidently when they were finishing and hear everything!!!
I'm not even mad at the cliffhanger this time. I went through so many emotions while reading this last chapters, that Seokjin's confession would be too much right now.
Lastly, if you were ever in doubt about writing smut, it was totally pointless cause you rocked. Talented, that's what you are! Love you and can't wait for the next chapter. (I'm gonna update myself now reading the asks you answered while I was gone)
HIII OMG I've missed you!!! 🥺 ooo I do NOT blame you for the f1 drivers thing 😉
HA I've unleashed my inner freak with the smut!! I know many readers have been waiting quite some time for the steamy scenes, so I didn't wanna disappoint LMAO 💀 I also love how dirty Y/N is, you can tell she's been waiting to jump Yoongi's bones jkdsafj
I love our ghostbusters!! I'm seriously so pumped to keep writing about all of their adventures. I think that over time with their investigations, it will give Namjoon and Jeongguk the opportunity to grow closer to Y/N, as they are some of the more distant hybrids. HA bratty Jeongguk... I love him, I can't wait to see him get all tender in the future. And finally, we get some background on our mysterious Namjoon 🥺 Those two are more concerned with their own hobbies than romance at the moment, which is why I think they were so nonchalant about her and Yoongi. Although, Namjoon may be harboring some secret wolfish jealousy. We'll see!
Alice is the friend we all need! While she flirted with Hoseok in the beginning, I highly doubt she'll do it any more because Y/N disclosed her feelings for all of the boys. Can you imagine how awkward it would have been if they were caught while Yoongi was balls-deep 💀 Of course, it's going to be unavoidable in the future that the others will be around while she's intimate with one in particular. I guess we'll cross that bridge when we get to it LOL 💀
Classic Dana cliffhanger! This time, though, I think it was necessary, like you said. The next chapter will open up with that scene, picking right up where we left off, so that's something to look forward to-- romance and feelings and our sweet Seokjin 🥺💕
dkaslfs THANK YOU for the compliment about the smut writing 💜💜 I was initially nervous about writing it (I've done it before, but not as descriptive or drawn out) so I'm really happy you liked it 💕 Definitely more where that came from!
Love to you and I'm so 🥺 to hear from you again! Hope you have a nice rest of your March and we'll meet again in April 💜
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Weekend WIP Game
Thank you, @myheartalivewrites, for the tag!
Rules: List your WIPs below (if you only write one fic at a time, feel free to include future WIPs/ideas!) then answer the following questions. Then, tag as many people as you have WIPs (or more).
1. WIP List:
Oh my GOD. This was a mistake.
Okay, so like. Is this only including WIPs I'm actively working on? Because if so, then I have one. Very proud of that fact. I'm super focused and have the willpower to write stuff.
If you mean, like, WIPs that I started posting on AO3 and then never touched again, then... I have 8.
They are:
Five-Drink Henry (RWRB, Alex/Henry, neighbors AU) - this is the one I'm actively working on. I am so fucking determined to finish it.
Change of Plan(t)s (HP, Draco/Hermione/Neville, sex pollen trope) - it's actually marked as 2/2 chapters, which is hilarious. There is definitely supposed to be at least one more chapter.
An Auction (HP, Draco/Hermione, omegaverse) - I miss writing this one, although I am fully on my RWRB bullshit right now with no signs of turning back, lol.
Not What This Is (HP, Draco/Hermione, bloody on your doorstep trope) - I left this one on a very angsty cliffhanger. Sorry.
Where There's Smoke (HP, Draco/Hermione, firefighter AU) - everyone died. The end.
Just Like Quidditch (HP, Draco/Hermione, based on the movie Friends with Benefits) - this was fun to write but I haven't updated it in like 18 months.
Beach Retreat (HP, Draco/Hermione, only one bed trope) - I literally got until they actually slept together and then bounced.
The War Rehabilitation Centre (HP, Draco/Hermione, post-war angst and trauma) - my first fic on AO3!
2. Which of your WIPs is currently the longest?
Five-Drink Henry at 8,348 words. I am obviously incredible at writing very long things. Actually, now that I'm looking at all my AO3 WIPs, I'm realizing nearly all of them have petered out between 6k to 8k words. Gulp.
3. Which WIP do you expect will end up the longest?
Five-Drink Henry, lol. Since it's the only one I'm writing.
4. Which WIP is your favourite to write/the most enjoyable to write? Why?
OMG ALL MY ANSWERS FOR THIS DAMN THING ARE GOING TO BE THE SAME FIC.
Anyway, the answer is Five-Drink Henry.
5. Which WIP do you find the most intimidating to write? Why?
Where There's Smoke. I knew nothing about firefighting. All I had was a computer and a dream, so I read articles, interviewed people I knew (not firefighters, but people in firefighter-adjacent work), scoured Quora answers, took notes from "Day in the Life" videos, watched Station 19, etc.
6. Which WIP do you experience the most self-doubt about. Why?
The War Rehab Centre. It was an idea that moved me so much that I HAD to post it? I made, like, my SISTERS and my best friends IRL read my first chapters for me because I was so nervous about getting exactly right. And then basically no one read it and now I'm too afraid to reread it so anyway yeah that one
7. Which of your WIPs will you seek out a beta/sensitivity reader for? Why?
I had betas for the first two chapters of Just Like Quidditch, and I had a beta for Not What This Is. For the latter, it was because I was experimenting with a non-linear style and was worried I was not pulling it off, lol. I think it turned out pretty well though although we never will know wtf happened to Draco.
8. Have any of your WIPs been struck by the curse of writer's block?
Yes, 7 of them.
9. Which WIP has your favourite OC? Tell us about them?
Five-Drink Henry has some random new people to round out Alex and Henry's friend group. I have a soft spot for Felicity, who Henry at first found intimidatingly attractive but is actually, like, his biggest fan and isn't afraid to give Alex shit.
10. Which WIP is the sexiest?
Besides War Rehab Centre, they're actually all rated E, lol.
An Auction is sexy because of the whole alpha/omega biologically induced desperation? Where There's Smoke has this laundry room scene that I've heard is pretty enjoyable.
11. Which WIP is the angstiest?
Not What This Is. Basically, Hermione hires Draco to sleep with her but then they catch feelings and it's all a mess but also he suddenly appears at her door quite obviously dying? There is no chapter 2.
12. Which WIP has the best characterisation (in your humble opinion)?
UGH DON'T ASK ME THIS. I pride myself on good characterization but also it feels weird to say I characterized anyone well, lol. Probably Five-Drink Henry. IDK.
13. Which WIP has the best scene setting (in your humble opinion)?
None of them. I hate describing places.
14. Which WIP have you worked the hardest on?
Where There's Smoke. It was the only one I did research for.
15. Which WIP do you have the highest expectations for? Why?
Five-Drink Henry, because it's going to be my FIRST COMPLETED MULTICHAP. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.
(I know What to Wear is complete but it's like 5 words long so it doesn't count.)
16. Do you dream about any of your WIPs?
No.
17. Do any of your WIPs have particular complexities that your other fics don't?
Yes. the complexity of being unfinished.
18. Which WIP is the funniest or has the most humour?
I made myself laugh a lot writing Just Like Quidditch.
19. Do any of your WIPs contain outside POVs or a deep dive on a character other than the main ship? How are you finding that process?
No, but now I want to write a David POV into Five-Drink Henry. Really get into his mind.
20. Tell us one thing we don't know about one or more of your WIPs.
The next chapter of Five-Drink Henry is chapter 4, so Henry will be drinking 4 drinks. Did you know that? I don't think you did.
Tagging: @hgejfmw-hgejhsf @beautyberrywrites @holygnocchi @sodamnradd @eveningstruggle @eggbagelsjr @caitybellfics @ellieauthor
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IS THAT EPISODE SERIOUSLY GONNA END LIKE THAT??!!
WTF!!!
I HAVE TO GO TO BED!!!
THIS IS SO NOT FAIR!!!
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?!
WHY DO I ALWAYS DO THIS TO MYSELF?!
SON OF A GODD*MN F*CKING B*TCH KDJFAKL:JFLDKAJKL:AFDJ KLAD:JFDAKLJF:DLKAJFDAKJL.
...well anyways.
That was certainly a ten-minute rollercoaster.
In order of events, shall we?
Okay. Love that Lydia's finally starting to use and understand her Banshee powers, and we love that Stiles is so supportive and helpful with it. Love that for them. (Though, as an aside, how come Stiles, who has normal human hearing, had to cover his ears when she screamed, but Scott, who has SUPER WEREWOLF HEARING, just winced a little? I guess maybe he hears it differently as a supernatural being. Maybe it's not as jarring. I'll allow it. XD)
THIS RUNNING BAT GAG IS MY FAVORITE THING! I LOVE THAT STILES STILL HAS THE BAT!! More importantly, I love that his reason for keeping Lydia in the car is that he only has one bat. XD
I WAS RIGHT ABOUT KIRA BEING SOMETHING! I don't know what the heck she IS, but a normal human being cannot just take on that much electricity like that and be fine, much less take out the whole power grid in the process. But she clearly likes Scott, and she didn't, like, immediately attack him after that happened, so she can be something and not be an EVIL something, right? And this also means that Scott can tell her he's a werewolf and it'll all be fine and good. RIGHT?!
That said...
WTF JUST CAME AFTER ISAAC?! DON'T HURT MY BABY!! GO AWAY!! LEAVE HIM ALONE!! WHO ARE YOU?! WHAT ARE YOU?! I DON'T LIKE YOU!! LEAVE MY BABY ALONE!! Literally the fact that even Chris was panicking because as annoyed as he might be about his daughter's interest in werewolves, he clearly does like Isaac, and he doesn't want anything to happen to him, and SOMETHING IS CLEARLY HAPPENING TO HIM GOSH DARNAT LEAVE MY BABY ALONE!
As an aside, I know there's been, like, a whole Derek and Peter side plot happening these last couple episodes, but we get so little of it each time that I don't feel like I have enough to react to lol. I'm sure our stories will collide again at some point though. For now, I know that Derek wanted to talk to his mom about something, and whatever they talked about...the answer wasn't pretty.
So anyways...yaaaay cliffhanger endings that I CAN'T SATISFY BECAUSE I HAVE CLASS TOMORROW!
Uggghhhhh.
I will 100% be watching another episode tomorrow as soon as class is done. I can guarantee you that much. (Also finals are next week and then school is done, so the odds of me finishing this show within the next couple of weeks are PRETTY high lol.)
Ugggggh I hate everything. XD
(The way they both jumped lol. Oh boys. XD <3)
#stiles stilinski#lydia martin#scott mccall#kira yukimura#allison argent#isaac lahey#stydia#scira#allisaac#yes we're tagging this with all of the ships again#because it was such a cute episode for my ships#and with an ending like that#i need to hold onto that okay?#anyways the bat gag is the best#i love this show#and that man#so freaking much#teen wolf#teen wolf season 3#teen wolf spoilers#3x15
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Black Wedding
Moving on to the last episode!
With that said, I googled this show today and, apparently, there is a second season coming out this year, which means that this one will probably end on a cliffhanger and nothing of consequence will be resolved 😢 Now, while I did enjoy this show immensely, I am very sceptical that it can hold out for another 10 episodes. Most of the fun here was the character expositions. The demon hunt itself has been very boring (and the "black wedding" and Vlach witchcraft turned out to have absolutely nothing to do with the actual plot) so I am not convinced they have enough here to keep me hooked for another season.
But let's see. So far, this drama has exceeded all my expectations (which were admittedly pretty low to begin with) and it might just continue to do so.
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I take it the exorcism didn't go well?
Having the kid go full evil and not being saved would be a very appealing twist, ngl, but I doubt they had the guts to go there.
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I knew he was just a lackey.
Such a beautiful man but such a pathetic character. It kills all the attraction.
Anyway, he's reporting to a woman? Is this Vesna? Or someone else? Am I wrong about the aunt?
Lovely puppers, though. Pity they mutilated their ears.
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LOL, she's losing her everloving mind.
Much scarier than demon masks and poor attempts at CGI.
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Is this a dead body?
Father Tihon's dead body?
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LOL, she's speaking in tongues now.
I am so unable to take this seriously.
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I think the only possession/religious horror movie that ever truly scared me has been The Skeleton Key. Truly unparalleled and terrifying. Everything else is just play-pretend in comparison.
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I love that the best insult even a demon can come up with for a woman in this show is "whore" 🙄
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LOL, here comes this moron to ruin the exorcism.
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LOL, he literally rescued the devil 🤣🤣
I love it, it couldn't have happened to a more deserving asshole.
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LOL, did you come to kill the child, or did you too come to rescue the devil from exorcism?
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LMAOOOOOO
Shouldn't have interrupted that exorcism, eh? 🤣🤣
I am having so much fun! This is why I always cheer for the devil in these things.
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Is Saruman genuinely here to really fight the devil?
Like... him not turning out to be an actual force of evil would be the biggest plot twist of all for me in this show.
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LMAO, if you are the one with the brain cells here, then neither God nor the devil can help us 🤣🤣
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I knew he would return home to find her dead.
I just imagined it would be self-inflicted.
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Vesna?
Seems a bit too young, though. But she might have sold her soul in return for eternal youth or something, idk.
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NOOOOO, LEAVE PETAR ALONE
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WTF. Didn't they say the devil skipped her?
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OMG IT IS VESNA!
THE SAME ACTRESS AND EVERYTHING! AGED NOT A DAY IN 50 YEARS!
And I was wrong about the aunt 😔
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So, he is a devil worshipper too.
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So, she's been the Black Duke all along?
Disappointed. I had hoped Ida would be it.
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WAIT, SHE BECAME A NUN?
Smh. Let women be sexual and feminists and atheists and NGO activists without confining them to a nunnery in the Year of Our Lord 2024 😭
*** The goddamn doctor is also devil worshipping 😒
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So... another mass shooter?
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WTF SHE'S ALIVE???????????????
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Anyway.
Yeah, nothing got wrapped up. Yeah, massive cliffhangers abound. Second season is inevitable 😔
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No. No. Nooo!!!!! I feel like I've been waiting 50 years for this chapter, only for you to leave it on such a horrific cliffhanger!! There is no way you're gonna kill off alpha Jungkook! I refuse to believe it. Honestly, I felt my heart plummet into my stomach when I read that cliffhanger. A part of me was in such disbelief I had to re-read the last paragraph. I'm in a state of shock right now. Wtf just happened!
Throughout the last few chapters of lead up to the battle, I always thought JK was a little too cocky about his fighting ability. And while I knew he could easily beat Tae and Jimin, I always thought Yoongi was a wildcard. He seems to be a much better fighter and that he could possibly beat JK. So a part of me was a little worried for JK. I was actually wondering if he could lose to Yoongi in the story, and what the story would look like if that happened. But then you started doing all the alpha!jungkook asks, which seemed to take place after the battle. So that kind of lulled me into a false security of "oh he wins the fight". Even though nothing in the asks confirmed he won. While reading this chapter, I was kind of expecting Yoongi to jump in somewhere. But he didn't. Until the very end. And now I'm left stunned speechless. I really hope that it doesn't take another 8 months to find out if Jungkook survives the fight! My sanity can't handle it. I completely understand why it was so important to you to get this fight right, and I definitely think you nailed it. But I think now the pressure falls on the Jungkook/Yoongi battle, so I fear it will take you just as long to write the next chapter. But I feel like it wouldn't fit the story if Jungkook dies. The whole story has been lead up to him claiming her and the really freakin' awesome smut scene that is supposed to follow it. And if he dies, I feel like I would be jipped out of what the story was doing for 13 chapters. And if Yoongi wins that means he forcefully claims and rapes OC over and over again. I'm not sure that would be a good rest of the story! LOL So I'm pretty sure Jungkook will win. I'm like 80/20 on Jungkook winning over Yoongi. But now I'm thinking what ifs. What if Jungkook does lose to Yoongi, but can't handle the thought of losing OC, so he goes rogue, steals OC, and they run away together, forever to be hunted by Yoongi. See now my mind is wandering all over the place with what could happen in the next chapter. This is why I hope it doesn't take 8 months to find out. I will probably pull out all my hair by then!
A horrific ending, you say? Oh dear… that’s not good. Hard to hear that something I wrote was horrific. :/
Anyway, It has been a little while since COC was updated, but as I went over in my author’s note, it was important to me that this chapter was done right and that it was everything that I envisioned in my head. This chapter and the next one both were one of the first ideas I had for this story, so I wasn’t happy with what I was producing prior to posting.
Of course, being that I am a very self-critical person, I wasn’t entirely happy with how this one came out. I felt like I could have done it better, but it came to a point where I just couldn’t stand to keep deleting what I had anymore, and so I made myself keep going until this chapter was finished through a 3-4 day period.
It seems like what most talking about is that ending. It’s not a kind of ending I’ve ever written before, but then again, I’ve always tried to challenge myself to being in new elements and facets to my writing so that I can continue to develop it.
You seem very worried about Jungkook, but I think it would assuage you a little if you remember all the things that your alpha has promised to you and what he’s told you about his seasoned status in combat.
After all, one does not come to be the Lead/Pack Alpha unless all other alphas submit/yield to him. For that, he would have to battle any alpha that tried to take his title/rank.
Even Yoongi.
Recall that Jungkook has asked you to trust in him. To believe in him. For his sake, you should.
Also, the next update won’t take months. I promise.
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Today has been so weird and something clicked into place sorry for the ramble and vent but I need to type it somewhere.
Well me and my ex broke up with them saying a lot of shit to me that hadn't really been expressed prior. lots of stuff about me having various disorders and incompetencys but we move its always hurt so bad because it was such a foul judge of my character and I couldn't figure out where it all came from WELL...
Today, the friend they hung out with the DAY BEFORE the brake up works with me and got bollockd today on bullying accounts. They said to this young girl the EXACT same shit that was spewed out to me just terribly negative takes on her personality giving her a complex and insecuritys but they are so specific I knew it was her!
My ex was mean but wasn't vindictive enough to think of what they told me, like I knew them well enough to know this has been fed to them somehow and I always thought it was so weird how the day after hanging out with this bitch they would do that (even if it was completely for the best I'm so much happier 😅 a blessing if anything and I don't regret a thing it's just always puzzled me)
Back to bully woman.
It takes a very low grown woman in her 50s to tell someone in their early 20s that they are insane, have depression and is a task to be around, have eds and body dismorphia (what I was told i was too) but very very spacificly!!! She told her she wasn't her "baby sitter" and that was the exact phrase that was used to me! No originality to the woman!
(And btw I have always been alone i have no one no family or fall backs so the idea that anyone would even be able to look after me is beyond confusing. I've never been babysat I sat myself wtf 😂)
It hurt that I've been spoken about behind my back. That this evil woman knows obviously far more about me than I would ever care for her too. That the person I trusted would be so easily led and brake our bond over something so trivial as a backstabbing gossip session. When I was clearly going though some shit in the middle of lockdown as was you know.. the world 😂
Anyway I just feel like I have a chapter closed and every cliffhanger will eventually fall into place.
Also she's a bully and cruel and hearing others opinions on how she's behaved I can stand on the side lines and feel like they would say the same hearing what she said about me, but I won't tell its not my fight any more, it's the past I just need to show my support and move forward.
Peace and love x
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think i finally figured out what the fuck my ''oh cool! but wtf is the point'' thoughts entail about mando season 3. RUH ROH RAGGY!
read more again because 1) i like making lists and 2) unfortunately i also like to add 48392480223 words of explanation to each point and i occasionally repeat myself but with different examples. SIGH
1) s3 episodes can basically be 'watched separately' like s1/2. there's inherently nothing wrong with that, but in s3 it feels more ''off'' than in s1/2. these one-off rpg encounter episodes hinder the journey to the ''big goal'' too much sometimes, moreso in s3 than in s1/2 i feel like.
the prison episode that introduces the bald guy in s1? the fuck is the point of that? if s2 was already written by then, fine, it introduces a guy that'll be used for an escape plan. on its own though, extremely irrelevant and 'just entertainment' with a trivial one-liner that can now be added to The One Mando's backstory. sad!
2) s3 episodes introduce more important plot points/cliffhangers than usual. instead of ''just lone bounty hunter mando'', it's now the ''bigger picture'' that looms over this particular group of mandos.
they're changing the scale from 1 mando, to his group of mandos, and it's possible this show is going to be THE media point for star wars to sell shit and share lore on mandos as a society. however they're not doing it super... greatly, this transition, in my opinion. the idea isn't bad. but the execution and the general beginnings of this show don't make it a super great fit.
the 'overall goal' of the season gets muddled or vague as fuck because of this upscaling. s1 was all about Fucking Off & Figuring Out What To Do With Baby Yoda. s2 was about Finding Jedi To Slam Baby Yoda At. this shit is simple and ''small scale''. linked to One Individual And His Green Yoda. s3 was seemingly about Main Beskar Mando getting redemption on home planet. but that's already done in like episode 1 and now it's all about retaking stinky home planet or whatever.
3) despite the upscaling of s3, they try and stay at the ''small scale'', which clashes heavily. recurring individuals from s1-2 return that only got to do with one Specific Mando alone. why is an entire planet only seemingly inhabited by a singular town and why didn't the goddamn magistrate pull some strings to have mercenaries? he could've easily done it. he ran an entire guild before because these bitches are in the outer rim or whatever. for fuck's sake
i'm going to horribly pull a quote from a show i actually thoroughly enjoy through all of the 4 (soon-to-be-5) seasons it has existed. Lego Masters Australia. bet you didn't see that fucking coming. hit like a brick didn't it. anyway. as the brickman judge said, once, "the scaling is inconsistent in your build!"
newsflash, mixing minifig scale with 1:1 scale with sculpt scale or whatever, won't mix well. that's what they're doing in s3 to my feeling. but whatever girl.
4) TBOBF and s3 undo what initially s1-2 stood for, and also the goals achieved. i don't give a shit it's confirmed it was YEARS of jedi training. show-wise it still feels ''immediate'' and it's fucking stupid. why the fuck is the baby back. fanservice, i know, but it's still fucking dumb.
why this entire deal about being an apostate and now suddenly there's this newcomer that ''walks both worlds'' and is let off scott-free. seriously? everyone better be allowed to decide how they want to practice their beliefs. christ almighty (and i'm not even religious)
why this big set up about finding a particular droid & it's solved in the 1st minute of the next episode. oh wait. because Now There's A Big Pirate To Be Fought. Now It's A Dinosaur. Waowgh!
fights and whatever are cool, yes, i can 100% rewatch the dragon ball broly movie because that's literally 100 minutes of buff anime dudes punching the shit out of each other & the environment.
BUT there's got to be a balance between getting development across & shooty stuff because it's Star Wars Of Course They Need Shooty. then again i cannot ever rewatch the trilogies because they also do this stupid ''going to places A-Z'' for bumps in the journey. maybe it's just a star wars thing. maybe it's just an RPG thing. drags it out too much. it's a bore.
5) wow don't you just love it when s3 has the 'shafting of episodes' for Random Segments to prepare for Future Show 101. you know. like in TBOBF. or more infamously, how marvel does it. sigh. they love that cash money. if no bitch out there ain't realising star wars isn't obviously trying to ''marvellise'' itself, get some glasses
6) no seriously what's the point of having a singular mandalorian be known as ''the mandalorian'', also known as ''one of many from some creed'' aka no individualism. then you go on to give this fucker a name, a backstory, character goals, and basically give him the protagonist treatment because He Is The Protagonist. Even If He Likes Sidequesting.
and then you cast the fucker aside in s3 to ''upscale things'', and he essentially becomes a side character again. so you undo that individualism to instead focus on the rebuild of the society as a whole because blah blah blah. fractured people or whatever.
OH NO BUT WAIT! instead it focuses heavily on the development of ANOTHER mandalorian. so the meaning of ''the mandalorian'' is really just shifting here for s3. either darling dear bo-katan's gonna get her own show in the future, or she'll be the new definition behind ''the mandalorian'', because this show loves its episode names with dual meanings/pointers to people, and it wouldn't surprise me if they're now pulling the same for the overall vibe of the show/its name.
in theory, cool idea. but then you really shouldn't have started with the focus on one individual space cowboy and the star wars version of green goblin & their journey Togethah. what're you gonna do for season 4? call it the mandalorianS instead of just the mandalorian?
sigh
list over it's 2am. good bye
#me all day: hey i'm going to draft the history of my sci-fi species in my ocverse#me all day: now the draft is done i'm going to revise the entire 'lore book' of the ocverse to begin with to fix inconsistencies etc :)#me who gets distracted with One New Irrelevant Thing To Do Immediately Because It's Somehow Relevant Right Now And Only Now: sigh.#here we go making lists again#sy.txt
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JACE YOU SNOT NOSED LITTLE BASTARD!!!! I get it I do but also wtf man why couldn’t you continue to be a little doormat
But also THE SMUT!! THE CRAWLING??? GO OFF DOM QUEEN PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE AND MAKE HIM BEG!! As usual your (dirty) dialogue has punched me in the face and launched me back 45 feet. You’re incredible sensational etc etc but also THIS????
“I’m in love with you,” he says, as though it should be obvious. As if your world hasn’t just completely tilted on its axis. “I’ve been in love with you. And I don’t plan on stopping.”
AND THAT CLIFFHANGER?? ON A FINALE??? AEGON WINNING??? we all knew he would but bestie wtf😭
Anyway like I said stunning sensational I too am on my knees begging for just a hint of your talent you modern day Jane Austen
Doomsday
Part 5 (finale) of The Campaign
modern!Aemond x Reader
summary: The polls have closed! Time to see the results of the election– and those saucy little photos that someone leaked.
word count: 4.6k
rating: explicit/18+/MDNI
warnings: language, kissing, yelling, dom!reader (we're topping tonight baby!!), crawling, begging, humiliation, degradation, praise, face sitting, oral (fem receiving), dom!Aemond (the top didn't last long), primal play if you squint, Counter® shenanigans, riding, teasing, overstim, hair pulling, mentions of infidelity
The waiting was going to kill you.
Rhaenyra had told you to arrive at nine. Sharp. Nothing else was in the email. Nothing else needed to be.
You knew why she wanted to see you.
The pictures of you and Aemond had been plastered everywhere. The Daily Lion, The Sunspear Herald, and even Beyond The Wall Times. Everywhere.
Not right away of course, oh no. Aemond was much too clever for that to have them leak at an inconvenient time. No, he’d waited and held onto that ticking time bomb until the proper moment.
A week before the election.
That’s when the world came crashing down.
You hadn’t seen him since the Hamptons. Months ago. He’d tried calling, texting, and sending emails. It was better to ignore him. You had nothing to say anyway.
You glance at the clock that ticks outside of Rhaenyra’s office in Dragonstone Tower.
9:17
Rhaenyra is nothing if not punctual. She’s probably coming up with the proper way to let you go. It's not an easy feat– you’re easily one of her best.
Were. You were one of her best.
Your eyes squeeze shut. Don’t cry. Don’t fucking cry. You take out your phone, mindlessly scrolling to pass the time. Polls close at eight. You get off the news and go to your messages. Still nothing from Jace. You hadn’t heard from him since the drop. It was easy to assume things were over between you two.
“Ms. Targaryen will see you now,�� the assistant at the front desk tells you and you slip your phone into your pocket.
Rising on shaky legs, you take a breath to steady yourself before straightening your shoulders and heading into the office.
Rhaenyra sits behind a large desk, one hand incessantly clicking her computer mouse, the other playing with a crystal sphere. She rolls it under her palm, the sound echoing off the wood. You’ve been here a few times before; the office is open and inviting, with large windows bathing the room in golden afternoon light.
She still doesn’t speak, and you nervously wet your lips, preparing to verbally flagellate yourself before her.
“Rhaenyra–” you begin, but she silences you with a hand, not looking away from the computer screen in front of her.
“Do you see what they’re saying now?” she murmurs, hand under her chin, “Rhaenyra the Cruel… did you know what they called me when my father was alive?”
You’re not sure if the question is rhetorical or not so you remain silent. Rhaenyra glances at you then and you shake your head.
“The Realm’s Delight. Quite the fall from grace if you ask me,” she clicks her tongue and closes a tab, leaning back into her chair, “Take a seat.”
You do as you’re told, sinking into the leather armchair positioned in front of her.
“So,” she begins, bringing her hand under her chin, “Quite the predicament you’re in.”
Your chest tightens as you meet her lilac eyes.
“Rhaenyra I am so sorry,” the words spill from your lips, “I never meant for any of this to happen. The embarrassment I’ve caused you– to Jace. I completely understand asking for my resignation or dismissal. I deserve to be dismissed I–”
“Sweet girl, I’m not dismissing you,” Rhaenyra says, her brow furrowing, a soft expression on her face.
Your heart hammers in your chest, face flooding with warmth.
“You’re not….” your voice trails off, sounding smaller than you’d like, “you’re not firing me?”
The corner of Rhaenyra’s lip tugs upwards in a small smile.
“That would be quite hypocritical of me, now wouldn’t it?” she says softly, leaning her elbow on her desk, “You haven’t done anything that warrants that.”
“But Jace—”
“—knew exactly what he was doing when he hired the photographers in the first place,” she finished, cutting you off.
Your heart nearly stops beating altogether.
Jace.
“He’s smarter than he looks,” Rhaenyra tells you, absorbing your flustered expression.
“But…why—”
“You were a loose end,” she tells you, “And you were getting sloppy. There’s enough scandal my family deals with. Jace is my son. My first child. You’ve got a smart head on your shoulders, invaluable to our campaign….but you don’t love him.”
The truth of her words cuts through you like a knife. A dull ache forms between your ribs, and that horrible thought appears in your head, the one you’ve been trying to push away for months now.
I’m a bad person.
No, that’s not true. It just wasn’t Jace. It wasn’t him. It couldn’t have been him.
“I could have,” you insist, “Maybe.”
Liar.
“Don’t,” Rhaenrya says with a small shake of her head, “Don’t do that. Don’t settle for duty’s sake. Don’t dismiss your desires for that.” Her voice is rough and thick with emotion.
She did, you think to yourself. She still does.
“You’ll sign a non-disclosure agreement of course,” she says, rolling her eyes, “It’s being drafted as we speak. Necessary, of course, not a slight against your trustworthiness.”
“I understand.”
“I had no doubt you would. There is greatness in you, raw talent,” she continues, “With or without him.”
You can tell from the look she gives you it’s not Jace whom she refers to. Your lips part, but no words come out. Rhaenyra presses her lips together, nodding to herself.
“I’ll expect you here tomorrow, regardless of the results,” she says, going back to her computer. Her eyes flicker across the screen for a moment before looking back to you. She waves a hand, dismissing you, “That’s all.”
Jace is waiting when you leave Rhaenyra’s office. His head hangs low as you approach, brown curls longer since the last time you’d seen him. He offers a forced smile, avoiding your gaze.
“Why?”
You know it's unfair of you to ask. The scorned lover selling pictures of his scandalous cheating girlfriend. Revenge served cold on a silver platter. Everyone was siding with Jace, as they should. You knew you were in the wrong. Jace opens his mouth to speak, then closes it once more.
“You could have–,” you struggle to find the words, “You could have talked to me–”
“I just can’t end up like my dad,” Jace admits, “Married to someone who doesn’t….who isn’t..” his cheeks turn pink, “I care about you, Y/N, I do…..and I want you to be happy. And being with me won’t bring you that.” Jace lets out a deep sigh, “And as much as I care about you, I’m not in love with you.”
Your heart drops into your stomach and your blinking rapidly increases, “I didn’t–”
“What?” Jace asks with a small smile, “I’m not completely clueless.”
It’s your turn to blush as he reaches for your hand, gently squeezing it.
“It’s alright to be selfish,” he says softly, his brown eyes warm and kind as they hold your gaze, “You deserve to be.”
You inhale a shaky breath and return his smile with one of your own. He gives your hand a final squeeze before letting go–letting you go.
As he turns down the hall you call out to him.
“Jace!”
He turns on his heel, walking backward.
“Thank you.”
He shrugs, “Don’t thank me yet,” he warns and you don’t have time to ask him why before he rounds the corner, disappearing from your sight.
“You lucky bitch.”
“Luck had nothing to do with it,” you chuckle at Sara’s reaction to your news, propping your phone on the counter.
Sara shakes her head in disbelief before the Facetime cuts, a small warning signal replacing her smiling face.
“Where are you?” you ask, tapping the screen.
“Can you see me?” she asks.
“No.”
“Goddammit,” she groans, “I’m at Kingsroad Station. Mr. Stark paged me– he’s working late to watch the election results at the office.”
“You’re a dutiful assistant, trudging to Direwolf at this hour,” you tease, glancing at the clock. Election results should be out within the hour.
“Oh you know it,” she barks out a laugh, “I had to go downtown and pick up his dinner.”
“You wanna rain check our evening?”
“Fuck no!” she insists, and you can practically hear her pout, “I’ll Uber from Direwolf, and be there by midnight.”
“If you don’t get caught up,” you continue to tease your best friend.
“For the last time, I am not sleeping with him.”
You frown. Something was definitely up with them.
“You know you can tell me,” you press, “I’d never judge you.”
Sara sighs, “Yeah you better not, you tart. I’ll text you when I’m on my way.”
“Love you,” you tell her, and she returns the sentiment before the Facetime ends.
You place your phone face down on the counter, glancing at the TV in your living room. You’ve had the news on all evening, on mute of course. There’s no need for commentary. You just want to see how Rhaenyra is fairing in the polls.
The green and black bar at the bottom of the screen looks about equal.
Wandering around your kitchen you open the fridge pulling out a half-empty bottle of wine. Pouring yourself a generous glass you take a long sip, letting the alcohol warm you.
It’s been a waiting game all evening. All year, truly.
A knock startles you, and you put your glass on the counter and towards the door. It’s so like Sarah Snow to show up early when she says she’ll be running late.
“I thought you got caught up–” Your words die in your throat as you open the door revealing Aemond.
If you weren’t so surprised you would have slammed it shut in his face, but the pause gives him the leverage he needs. You’re a moment too slow and he presses his foot between the door frame as you try to shut it, his hand slamming against the wood keeping it open.
“Go away,” you tell him, continuing to push.
“Just listen to me–”
“I have nothing to say to you–”
“I’m not asking you to talk. Just listen,” Aemond insists, his voice breaking with desperation, “Five minutes. Please.”
Reluctantly, you remove your hand from the door. With a frustrated sigh, you turn on your heel, walking down the hall. Aemond follows close behind, shutting the door behind him.
“Three,” you call over your shoulder, grabbing your wine glass. You take a sip for courage, beginning to turn to face him, “And if you so much as–” you nearly drop your glass as you face him.
Aemond’s hand is held out before him, Jace’s necklace dangling from his slender fingers. The diamond J catches the light, sparkling. Your mouth goes dry, cheeks warming at the sight. Eyes lifting to meet his, you can’t find the words to speak.
“I’m sorry,” he starts, “Look….I never…this wasn’t…” Aemond takes a deep breath, steadying himself, “I’m not good at this.”
The J swings from the chain, a pendulum on a string.
“I knew it,” you whisper, hand reaching up to your throat, feeling where it should lay.
“It was just a game,” he insists, “Until it wasn’t.” Your eyes lift from the necklace, meeting his gaze. “That night on the beach….” He lowers his arm. The pendulum swings. “Look if you don’t feel the same–”
Your stomach turns.
“Go,” you breathe, barely audible.
Aemond tilts his head to the side and murmurs your name causing your eyes to squeeze shut.
“I want you out.”
“What can I do?” he begs, “Please.”
“Go grovel to someone who cares,” you snap, eyes opening, “Storm’s End, perhaps? Seems like you have some making up to do with Floris.”
You step forward, snatching the necklace from him, and throwing it against the wall. It bounces off with a small noise before dropping to the floor. Aemond’s tongue pokes his cheek, his eyes flashing with anger.
“I don’t fucking want Floris!” he snaps, “I want you.”
You freeze, watching his chest rise and fall with anger.
“You didn’t want her?” you ask and he shakes his head, “Did you fuck her?”
Aemond’s eye widens, a fraction of an inch but it's noticeable. A bitter laugh leaves your lips.
“It was before we–”
“You men are all the same,” you seethe, glaring at him, “Pretty words and no action. Of course, you fucked her.”
“Y/N, it was before us, before we ever–look I haven’t so much as touched her since we–”
“Well then here’s your chance!” you interrupt, “I’m sure she’s a wreck. Wallowing on her yacht just waiting for you to jump her bones.”
Aemond flinches as though you’d slapped him.
“Stop it.”
“You’re so talented with that tongue, useless apologies included. It’d be a shame to let it go to waste–”
“Seven hells enough!”
His yell silences you. You stand before each other, chests heaving with anger.
“You want forgiveness?” you ask, cocking a brow at him, “Get on your knees.”
Aemond’s eyes widen at your words.
“What?”
“You heard me,” you snap, cheeks warm with rage, “On your knees.”
There’s a moment where you think he’ll leave. Where he’ll say to hells with you and storm out of the apartment, go to Floris, and leave whatever happened between you in the past.
Instead, he drops to his knees with a soft thud. Your lips part, admittedly surprised by his sudden submission. He doesn’t put up a fight and doesn’t give a tongue-in-cheek retort. He simply raises his gaze looking up at you between silver lashes.
You take a few steps back just as his hands begin to reach for you. You revel in his confusion, as his eyebrows knit together, and a smirk appears on your face.
“Crawl.”
His Adam’s apple bobs and you hold his gaze, violet and blue eye watching you closely. It takes a moment, but Aemond slowly lowers his torso until it is parallel with the floor; his palms splayed across the wood floor.
Aemond releases a shuddering breath, glancing up at you between silvery lashes, long hair cascading in front of his face shielding the redness that blooms on the apples of his pale cheeks. Blood roars in your ears as he begins to move, crawling towards you. His movements are slow and purposeful and you grin triumphantly as he reaches you.
“Satisfied?” he asks, his voice low and rough.
The corner of your lip twitches. Aemond meets your eye at your continued silence.
“Beg.”
“What?”
“You heard me,” you tell him, surprised at the dominating tone in your voice, “You’re sorry? Beg me. Beg my forgiveness.”
Aemond pushes himself onto his knees, leaning back on his haunches. He swallows, eyes watery.
“Please,” he says softly.
You reach for him and brush the hair from his face. He closes his eyes at your touch.
“Please, what?”
“Please forgive me,” he says through gritted teeth.
You hum, letting your fingers trace the scar that mars his face.
“I don’t know if I’m convinced.”
Aemond groans as you trace his jawline, letting your fingers press against the pout of his lips. He parts them as you push forward, pressing down on his tongue.
“Please,” he says, though he struggles to around your fingers.
You huff out a laugh, removing the digits.
“Pathetic.”
“Please! Let me prove how sorry I am,” he insists, hands gripping the back of your thighs as you attempt to step away, “Please…please let me.”
You raise an eyebrow at his desperate plea.
“Let you what?” you ask innocently.
“Let me eat your pussy–baby, please–”
“You think you deserve to?” you cut him off, placing two fingers under his chin.
“No, no I don’t,” he says, shaking his head, fingers digging into your thighs, “But I want to make you feel good, please–”
You tilt your head to the side, taking in the man beneath you.
“Lay down then,” you tell him, “On your back.”
Aemond eagerly obliges as you remove your sweats. Nothing remains underneath. You choose to leave your oversized t-shirt on. It’s your turn to kneel, sinking to the hardwood floor.
“Don’t move,” you tell him, crawling over him until your pussy rests above his face, “You touch me with anything besides that tongue of yours, and I’m getting off, and you’re getting out. Got it?”
“Yes,” he says softly, warm breath fanning across your soaked center.
“Good,” you praise him, lowering your cunt to his eager mouth.
Aemond moans against you as he spreads your wet folds with his tongue. He greedily laps at your pussy as you grind against him, pleasure crawling up your spine and warming your belly with every stroke of his tongue.
Your hands reach up to play with your tits, pinching and tugging your sensitive nipples as he works his magic. His tongue stiffens below you, dipping into your clenching center and you can’t stop the whine that claws its way out of your throat. Head thrown back, you lift your hips, ignoring the burn in your hamstrings as you ride his face as his tongue explores deeper inside of you.
You’ve never had him like this, completely at your mercy, lying stiff and compliant below you with his hands curled into fists at his sides. The veins on the back of his hands are bulging, as though his control might snap at any minute.
You simply can’t help but taunt him a bit.
“So good,” you moan with another roll of your hips, “Feels so good Aem–”
A muffled broken whimper sounds from below you and he picks up the pace, tongue eagerly fucking up into you, meeting the movements of your hips. His nose cascades against your clit so pleasantly stoking the fire building in your belly, the tightening of your release soon to follow. Your knees ache pressed against the hardwood.
“Fuck–fuck!” your legs shake around his head as you fall apart, fingers tangling in his hair as his lips suction around your clit. Pleasure crackles through your veins like fireworks exploding in the night sky.
You wait a moment, Aemond not moving, before swinging a leg over him and crawling off his face. You scoot backward, tugging your oversized t-shirt down over your ass as your back meets the wall. You try to even your breathing, wiping some sweat from your brow as he sits up, the bottom half of his face shiny with your arousal.
“Better?” he asks, pushing himself into a standing position, and offering you his hand.
You chuckle breathlessly, but accept all the same, letting him pull you to your feet.
“Fantastic,” you answer. Aemond nods, wiping his mouth with his middle and index finger before sucking them into his mouth.
“Had your fun?” he murmurs, watching you.
“For now,” you tell him, smirking again.
He reaches for you and you dip out of reach. A dangerous glint appears in his eyes as he reaches for you again. You avoid his reach, dipping under his arm and hurrying into the kitchen. Aemond follows, a wolf stalking its prey. You’re sure he’s allowing you this chase, he could catch you if he wanted to.
You press your back against the island as he rounds the corner, fingers dragging across the marble countertop. You don’t move, don’t breathe as he slowly walks closer.
“You done?” he asks, his mouth hovering over yours.
“I’m never done,” you whisper, leaning forward and nipping his lower lip, “You better get used to it.”
Aemond groans, his hand cupping the back of your head and molding his lips to yours.
Everything that follows is shrouded in a desperate lust-filled haze. His hands cup the globes of your ass, lifting you onto the island. You tear his shirt from his chiseled frame, and he does the same with yours, leaving you bare on the counter.
“Should I?” he asks, dipping to kiss the spot between your shoulder and neck. You bite your lip, raking your nails against his scalp, “Shall I assume you’ve forgiven me?”
“Just fuck me Targaryen,” you tell him breathlessly, “Then we’ll see.”
He needs no more convincing.
You pull at his belt, shove his pants down releasing his thick cock, reveling in the way his jaw slacks as you squeeze him in your hand.
“Fuck,” he murmurs as you guide him towards your dripping center, “Gods you’re so beautiful.”
You bite your lip, humming happily at his praise as he slowly sinks inside of you. Your eyebrows concave, tears welling in your eyes at the generous stretch. It’s been a while since you’d had him–since you felt this deliciously full. You hadn’t realized how much you’d missed him, how hungry you’d been for this feeling until now.
Aemond bottoms out, not moving for a moment, simply resting his forehead against yours. His blue and violet eyes meet yours as you steady your breath.
“You alright?” he asks, his lips brushing against yours.
“Yes,” you breathe, “Feels..” You lose your train of thought as he moves his hips, dragging his cock along the sensitive walls of your cunt. Your nails dig into his shoulders as he slowly rolls his hips against you. “So good.”
“You know how much I missed this pussy?” Aemond murmurs, capturing your lips in a heated kiss, “It’s all I fucking think about. This pretty. Little. Pussy of yours.” He punctuates his confession with several hard thrusts.
One of your hands falls to the counter, holding yourself up, the other thrown around his neck, a fistful of his silver hair trapped in your grasp. Aemond’s hands hold your hips, hard enough to bruise as he continues his hard, even strokes.
“Fuck,” you mewl arching your back, pressing your chest closer to him. Anything to get closer.
“You drive me fucking crazy, you know that?” he admits, a muscle in his jaw twitching, “Since the benefit. The hotel. The fucking Hamptons.” His head dips to your neck and he bites down causing you to cry out, “You like that? Driving me crazy?” You clench around him, walls fluttering.
You’ve never heard Aemond so emotional, so raw. Almost vulnerable.
“Then you don’t speak to me,” Aemond says, placing a kiss on your collarbone, “Fucking brat.”
“Fuck you,” you snap, tugging his hair and forcing him to look at you, “You hurt me.”
Aemond stills, holding your gaze.
“You hurt me,” you repeat, feeling him throbbing inside of you as you keep him warm, “What you said, on the beach….” Your eyes water, “I believed you–”
“I meant it,” he says suddenly, “Every word. Every word, and more.”
“More?” you ask.
Aemond tilts his head to the side.
“I’m in love with you,” he says, as though it should be obvious. As if your world hasn’t just completely tilted on its axis. “I’ve been in love with you. And I don’t plan on stopping.”
Your lips part.
“I’ve tried. Tried to ignore it, to do what is expected of me,” he admits, “It’s no use. There’s no getting over you. It’s you.”
“I love you too,” you tell him, and his lips crash against yours.
Aemond lifts you from the counter then, still nestled inside of you before bringing you to the couch. He sits and you push yourself up, bracing your hands on his shoulders as you begin to ride him. All the while he doesn’t stop kissing you, smiling as he does so.
“That’s it,” he praises as you roll your hips against him, “Just like that baby, that’s my girl.”
You whine at his words and grind down against him, taking him as deep as you can. Aemond breaks your kiss momentarily to wet his fingers, dipping them between you to massage your sensitive clit. Your body tightens, your jaw slacking at the additional stimulation as your thighs begin to shake.
“I can’t–” you insist, legs tiring. Aemond flips you over immediately, laying your back on the couch and slinging your legs over his broad shoulders.
“Poor baby,” he teases, his tone boarding on condescending, “She just wants to get fucked, doesn’t she?” He quickly sets a brutal pace, the head of his cock rubbing against your G-spot with each thrust.
Stars appear behind your eyes and you can’t help the sob-like moan that leaves your mouth. Aemond’s open-mouthed grin is answer enough to how fucked out you must look and sound.
“This all you need?” he taunts, “Just need me to fuck you real good?”
“Yes!” you cry out, nearly choking on the word.
“I got you, baby, I got you,” he murmurs, “Let me do all the work. You just lay there and look pretty.”
“Oh gods–” you cry, “Fuck!” Your pussy spasms around him as you come, clenching around his thick cock with a vice-like grip. Aemond’s jaw slacks and he moans, finishing inside of you. The warmth of his release fills you.
He pulls out slowly, letting your legs fall gently to the couch. Aemond leans back, dropping to the floor in front of the couch, his large hands holding your thighs open. Your head feels like it’s full of cotton and you watch him as a fucked out smile appears on your face. Aemond’s fingers gently spread through your outer lips, watching as his spend drips out of you.
“So fucking pretty,” he murmurs, leaning forward and kissing your pussy. You squeal in surprise as he holds your thighs open, lewd slurping noises filling the room.
“Aemond! Seven hells–” you whimper as your head lolls on the couch. Your hand finds his hair once more, holding onto it for dear life as he slips two eager fingers inside of you.
“I can’t help it,” he murmurs, pressing a tender kiss to your clit, “You’re too pretty when you come.” He curls his fingers against your g-spot, a man on a mission, “Show me, pretty girl. Come on, come for me again.”
His mouth latches onto your clit and he hums as he suctions it between his pouty lips. Pressure builds quickly in your stomach and it's all too much, your third release barely through you knocking the wind from your lungs.
“There it is,” he murmurs as he feels you tighten around his fingers, “There’s my pretty, pretty girl.”
You finish with a cry, tears spilling down your cheeks at the overwhelming ecstasy. Aemond presses soft kisses against your thighs as you come down from your high. He removes his fingers carefully before helping you. He wanders around your apartment before finding the bathroom, returning a moment later with a damp washcloth.
“You have a nice tub,” he says softly, “Would you like a bath?”
The thought is so enticing that you nearly melt into the couch.
“Later,” you murmur, “I want to see the results.”
“Later then,” he agrees, watching you closely.
You don’t want to speak, don’t want to ruin the moment between you, but you can’t help it. Anxiety pools in your belly as he kneels between your legs, dragging the washcloth against you gently.
“What now?” you ask softly, avoiding his gaze.
“Now….” he murmurs, pressing a kiss to your inner thigh, “I’m not sure.” He reaches toward your face, forcing you to look at him. “But whatever is next, we’re in it together. If that’s alright with you.”
You lean into his hand, pressing your lips against his palm.
“That’s alright with me.”
After several minutes of Aemond cleaning you up, you return to the couch dressed back in your sweatpants and t-shirt. Aemond has retrieved his pants from the kitchen as you glance at the television.
“Holy shit,” you say sitting up, eyes glued on the television, “Holy fuck.”
Aemond turns following your gaze and looking at the screen. His eyebrows raise.
“Well fuck,” he says suddenly, and you hear your phone begin to buzz from the kitchen. Aemond’s as well; the vibrations buzzing against the floor where it must have slipped out of his pant pocket. “Son of bitch did it.”
You meet his eyes before staring at the screen once more. At the blond man popping champagne at his victory party. At the green letters across the bottom of the television.
Aegon Targaryen wins!
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BnHA Chapter 338: My Little Babies off to Destroy People
Previously on BnHA: Aoyama was all “hey everyone, I am so sorry but I am in fact the U.A. Traitor.” Deku was all, “yeah, in hindsight I probably should have figured it out from that ominous message you sent me a while back which was written entirely in cheese and which you somehow tried to pass off as completely normal.” Aoyama was all, “yeah, that definitely was not normal at all. I’m really surprised you just took me at my word about that, actually.” Class 1-A was all, “we’re here and we’re desperately trying to process literally anything about this entire conversation, but let us tell you, it’s a losing battle right now.” Deku was all, “but anyways Aoyama you can still be a hero and I will tell you exactly how... next week after this cliffhanger.”
Today on BnHA: Naomasa is all “kids, I’m loving the supportive vibes you’ve all got going on here, but just a friendly reminder that this kid has committed several gravely serious crimes.” Iida is all, “you know what Aoyama, that’s our bad for not realizing how much you were suffering on account of feeling guilty for horribly betraying us all.” Kirishima is all “AOYAMA I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU THOUGHT WE’D BE MAD AT YOU FOR NEARLY GETTING US ALL KILLED ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS.” Aizawa is all “Mic, hold me up properly so that everyone can see my handsome face. Everyone, I propose that we use Aoyama to set up a trap for AFO.” Everyone is all “FUCK YEAH, I FUCKING HATE AFO, FUCK THAT GUY!!” Horikoshi is all, “anyway so Deku needs a new costume upgrade again, and you know what that means.” Fandom is all, “( ⁍᷄⌢̻⁍᷅ ).” Horikoshi is all, “(•̀ᴗ•́).” Fandom is all, “(ᵕ̣̣̣̣̣̣_ᵕ̣̣̣̣̣̣).” Horikoshi is all, “lol. boobs.”
well that threw me for a brief loop with RHA (apparently?) being down. guess that’s what happens when you brazenly slap the site name on literally every single page of the scanlation every single week for months on end lol. anyway so the cycle of piracy continues
Aoyama is actually so pretty on this cover page though
since when did Horikoshi start adding soft little curls to the ends of his bangs. usually his hair looks like it was baked in a silicon mold and then glued directly onto his head lol
also gotta love how this chapter is apparently a Part One Of Something, with Horikoshi presumably knowing FULL WELL that the timing would coincide with the first of WSJ’s two annual year-end holiday breaks. this fucking guy I s2g
(ETA: I don’t know whether the non-cliffhanger we actually got is better or worse than what I was expecting lol.)
um, wtf
??? ??????
LMAO
“hey Deku, idk if you noticed but this motherfucker is TIED THE FUCK UP, so reaching out towards him all symbolically seems kind of weird and cryptic at best and openly taunting at worst. not gonna judge you or anything but I’m not really sure exactly what you were thinking there”
well you see Nao, what he was actually thinking was, “I can’t believe Horikoshi is drawing me doing this and has completely forgotten that Aoyama is tied up, and once he realizes it’s already going to be too late and it’s gonna keep him up at night for the better part of the following week.” and he will immediately have to devote several panels in the following chapter to his hasty lampshading job smdh
and meanwhile what the fuck did you gag him for lol. care to explain that part? I don’t know what the fuck has gotten into Naomasa these last few months of 2021, but this man’s fucks are GONE. VAMOOSED. and I am living for it you guys
oh shit lol. so Nao is all “hey Deku, maybe don’t jump right in and start making this kid promises right when we are about to take him to jail and charge him with 39 counts of attempted murder.” huh. this legit did not even occur to me. I just straight up accepted that Deku is making all the rules now and outranks this police captain or whatever he is lol
anyway Nao, quit being a narc, man. just be cool bro
“what’s more, what if he is rigged to blow up like Nagant after all??” -- BUT YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SAID -- I MEAN --
“anyway so it’s not wise to let him talk anymore” wow okay. maybe his fucks aren’t gone yet after all. I liked it better when they were ngl
(ETA: and meanwhile he doesn’t do shit to the parents lol. I fully believe Horikoshi just needed some sort of excuse to stop Aoyama from interrupting the dialogue with tearful apologies this week so the rest of them could talk business.)
wait what??
this can’t actually be true, can it? you’re telling me AFO was so fucking arrogant that he couldn’t conceive of a situation where his mole at U.A. might come across some vital info that they might urgently need to communicate to him regardless of whether he asked or not? or did he just not trust Yuuga and his parents enough to give them a means of contacting him? maybe he didn’t want to risk this exact kind of situation and potentially give the heroes a way to track him down
“yes, it’s actually that second thing you just said” well okay then lol
anyway so now it’s looking like Deku is just gonna blurt out his secret plan right here and now regardless of what Nao says lol. BUT LOOK AT THIS THOUGH OMG??
KAMINARI “DON’T FORGET, I ACTUALLY PASSED THE SUPER-DIFFICULT ENTRANCE EXAM TO GET INTO JAPAN’S MOST ELITE HERO SCHOOL TOO YOU GUYS” DENKI OUT HERE BEING ALL SMART AND FIGURING OUT WHAT DEKU IS UP TO YOU LOVE TO SEE IT!! SOMEONE SEND A TESTIMONIAL TO AIZAWA SO DENKI CAN GET EXTRA CREDIT ON HIS NEXT ASSIGNMENT
(ETA: AIZAWA WAS THERE ALL ALONG!! AND NOT ONLY DID HE NOT GIVE HIM CREDIT, BUT HE FUCKING STOLE HIS IDEA LMAO.)
OMG HE EVEN FIGURED IT OUT BEFORE MOMO???
“that’s right bitches. while you were out fighting crime and developing flashy new supermoves this past month, I was sprawled out on the couch binging spy thriller dramas on my phone.” fuck yeah boy that’s how you do it!!
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“um okay but just as a reminder HE TRIED TO KILL YOU GUYS.” yes, but look at him though! he’s all crying and stuff!! HAVE A HEART MIC. ALSO, WHERE THE HELL HAS YOUR BOYFRIEND GOTTEN TO?? YOU COULD AT LEAST PUT THE GUY ON SPEAKERPHONE, CHRIST
(ETA: I withdraw my objection lol.)
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like just to be clear, I’m in full agreement with what Iida just said. but at the same time, the way he just casually dismisses an entire year of espionage that led to two full-blown assaults on their class as “bygones” is sending me all the way down the fucking block lol
-- okay Iida but this is pushing it even for shounen lmao
“if you think about it from a certain point of view, the fact that Aoyama’s parents bought a quirk from AFO, and AFO subsequently blackmailed them into doing his bidding, and Aoyama spent the past year spying on us and nearly got us all killed on two separate occasions, is kind of our own fault actually” IIDA WHAT
oh my god he’s so brave and determined and loyal and responsible and I love him so much but I’m still not even 10% over that absurd leap of logic in the previous panel dsflkjl
this fucking kid. and your hair suddenly got all pretty too! did you all suddenly change up your conditioner game or what
okay I know I’m always joking about Iida being forty years old, but also, WHEN THE HELL DID IIDA TENYA BECOME A FULL GROWN MAN YOU GUYS
WHEN DID EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF CLASS 1-A BECOME A FULL FUCKING GROWNASS ADULT EXUDING ALL THIS CALM FUCKING AUTHORITY YOU GUYS. THEY GROW UP SO FAST. OMG
AND MEANWHILE, THERE’S THE ANGRY KATSUKI TIRADE I WAS WAITING FOR LAST WEEK LOL. DELAYED REACTION THERE OR WHAT
you little shithead, you already gave up the game last week when you were standing there all calm and remorseful and reflecting on how society treats quirkless people. but now that everyone else is puffing up their chests and giving big shounen forgiveness speeches, you’re suddenly all “holy shit it’s been almost five minutes since I last spouted some random tough guy bullshit, I better get on that quick before they all start thinking I’ve mellowed out.” god forbid, lol
so now Kirishima’s shouting at Aoyama that he has a chance to break free of AFO now
I mean as far as I can tell nothing has actually changed at all with regard to the amount of danger Aoyama is still in. like if anything this is just gonna make things 50x more dangerous. still, it’s a nice sentiment
oof
“do you really think any one of us would blame someone for being quirkless” while Katsuki is standing right there. “do you really think we’d blame someone for suppressing their angst and keeping it a secret from all of us until they can’t take it anymore and run away from home to be an emo vigilante” while Deku is standing right fucking there. jesus christ Kirishima who are you going to come for next, guy??
at what point does it actually become cruel to keep shouting all this stuff at him while he’s still sitting there all tied up and gagged lol
oh Yuuga. I want to give you a hug so bad
so now Nao is once again all “that’s really great that you guys are all so forgiving but I still have to take them to jail for the attempted murder” sigh
OH MY GOD MIC, GET THERE FASTER
the plan is to take advantage of the fact that AFO wanted Aoyama to lure Deku away somewhere on his own, and use that to set a trap for AFO and/or whoever else shows up to capture him. do we really have to spell it out for you?? Kaminari figured it out in like two seconds. Bakugou figured it out LAST WEEK. if you call up Aizawa right now, which you really ought to do btw, he will also figure it out within 30 seconds of picking up the phone. why don’t you go ahead and do that. have him explain it to you
oh
WELL OKAY THEN LOL
FDSLFKJL I SCROLLED BACK UP TO REREAD THE TWO PREVIOUS PANELS AND IT WAS ACTUALLY SPEAKER-PHONE AIZAWA ASKING DEKU IF HE HAD A PLAN LOL I’M SO OBSERVANT. IN MY DEFENSE, AT LEAST I’VE NEVER TRIED TO DRAW AN INSPIRING PAGE WITH SOMEONE REACHING OUT TO SOMEONE ELSE WHILE FORGETTING THE OTHER PERSON WAS TIED TO A CHAIR
LOL
SOMEWHERE ON THE U.A. CAMPUS, THE ENTIRETY OF CLASS 2-A SUDDENLY SITS UP STRAIGHT, UNABLE TO SHAKE THE VAGUE BUT PERSISTENT FEELING THAT SOME ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT IS GOING DOWN RIGHT NOW
ACTUALLY YOU KNOW WHAT WE’RE GONNA PRESS PAUSE HERE FOR A SEC BECAUSE THIS DESERVES FURTHER EXAMINATION
THINGS CLASS 1-A IS ALLOWED TO GET AWAY WITH WITHOUT BEING EXPELLED FOR
COMING IN LAST PLACE IN AIZAWA’S BS ~LOGICAL RUSE~ DAY ONE QUIRK APPREHENSION TEST
CALLING YOUR FELLOW COMPETITORS “STEPPING STONES” AND PROCLAIMING YOU’RE GOING TO BE NUMBER ONE IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE COUNTRY WHEN YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE RECITING THE U.A. ATHLETE’S OATH
HUNTING DOWN A SERIAL KILLER WITH THE INTENT OF REVENGE-MURDERING HIM AND NEEDING TO BE REELED IN BY YOUR FELLOW CLASSMATES AND ALL THREE OF YOU ALMOST GETTING YOURSELVES KILLED WHEN YOU DIDN’T EVEN HAVE PROVISIONAL LICENSES
HUNTING DOWN MORE SERIAL KILLERS WITH THE INTENT OF SAVING YOUR KIDNAPPED CLASSMATE EVEN THOUGH YOU KNEW THE TOP HEROES IN THE COUNTRY WERE ALREADY MOUNTING A RESCUE OP
KEEPING QUIET WHILE YOUR FELLOW CLASSMATES HUNTED DOWN ALL THESE SERIAL KILLERS
SNEAKING OUT OF THE DORMS IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT TO HAVE A WILD THROWDOWN WITH YOUR EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED CLASSMATE AND DESTROYING A PERFECTLY GOOD TRAINING GROUND IN THE PROCESS
BEING MINETA. JUST IN GENERAL
BATTLING TWO VILLAINS ALL ON YOUR OWN AND THEN STRAIGHT UP LYING TO THE TEACHERS ABOUT IT JUST BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T WANT YOUR SCHOOL CONCERT TO BE CANCELLED
STRAIGHT UP QUITTING SCHOOL ALTOGETHER TO EMBARK ON A 20-CHAPTER RAMPAGE CONSISTING OF, YOU GUESSED IT, HUNTING DOWN YET MORE SERIAL KILLERS
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, BETRAYING YOUR CLASSMATES TO THE VILLAINS ON NOT ONE BUT TWO OCCASIONS WHICH RESULTED IN (1) THEIR NEAR-DEATHS, (2) THE FALL OF ALL MIGHT, AND (3) THE SUBSEQUENT DEATH-BY-A-THOUSAND-CUTS OF SOCIETY AS WE KNOW IT
QUITE AN IMPRESSIVE LIST. AND BEFORE YOU POINT IT OUT, I’M AWARE THAT AIZAWA TECHNICALLY WASN’T AWARE OF A COUPLE OF THESE INCIDENTS, BUT I ALSO FEEL LIKE IT REALLY WASN’T TOO HARD TO PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER BASED ON WHAT HE DID KNOW. ANYWAYS, BUT MEANWHILE,
THINGS CLASS 2-A IS NOT ALLOWED TO GET AWAY WITH WITHOUT BEING EXPELLED FOR
EXISTING
“WE SEE HOW IT IS” OH MY GOD. SOMEONE GET SOME JUSTICE FOR THESE POOR FUCKING KIDS. “I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT,” AIZAWA SAYS WHILE TAKING NONCHALANT SIPS FROM A CLASS 1-A LIMITED EDITION COFFEE MUG. “I’VE NEVER PLAYED FAVORITES IN MY LIFE” HE INSISTS AS HE PETS HIS CAT SUSHI WHO IS WEARING A LIL SWEATER THAT READS “CLASS 1-A SUPREMACY”
lol but anyways, so now Aizawa is telling everyone that he’s devised a cunning plan. and everyone’s standing there looking all serious and stuff
oh my god you did not just
did this man seriously just steal Kaminari’s suggestion and act like he came up with it all on his own lmao. “sure, when I say we should use Aoyama as a triple agent in order to lure AFO into a trap, everyone just fucking ignores me. but when Aizawa-sensei says it, everyone acts all stunned and the principal is all ‘that’s the best fucking idea I’ve ever heard.’” why does it feel like we are bearing witness to Kaminari Denki’s villain origin story here
meanwhile Horikoshi pats himself on the back for so deftly leaving us all in “suspense” here wondering what the heroes are planning. “sometimes I amaze even myself” lol okay buddy
DKLSFKJSLGK
so just like that we’re back on the honor system, huh. “I mean it you guys. pinky swear, 1000 needles, etc.” man y’all are damned lucky it doesn’t look like that Hagakure backup traitor thing is gonna pan out lol
anyway so now we’re cutting back to the dorm and everyone is just kind of hanging out morosely in the common room while Kacchan takes out the recycling because he’s a grownass responsible adult now too, but like hell is he ever gonna own up to it
-- NO!!
INTERVENTION!! SIT THESE MOTHERFUCKERS BACK DOWN!! WHY DO Y’ALL WANNA FUCK WITH THIS BEAUTIFUL THING WE HAD GOING ON GODDAMMIT. WHY CAN’T DEKU JUST FIGHT AFO IN HIS FUCKING SWEATPANTS HUH. WHO SAYS NO
OH MY GOD THEY ALL JUST SUDDENLY GOT FUCKING FIERCE IN UNISON ON CUE
IS THAT WHY AIZAWA DIDN’T WANT TO EXPEL THEM?? HE WAS TOO SCARED?? YOU LET THEM BECOME TOO POWERFUL SHOUTA OMG
TODOROKI FULLY BACK IN “FIGHTING WITHOUT THE SOLES OF YOUR FEET WILL BE DIFFICULT” MURDER MODE!
KATSUKI ACTUALLY ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE THAT LOL
WOULD YOU FUCK WITH OCHAKO?? I SURE WOULDN’T. IF YOU SAY YOU WOULD YOU’RE A LIAR
OJIRO IS TRYING SO HARD GOD BLESS HIM
DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT MINA COULD BE TERRIFYING?? DID YOU KNOW SHE COULD FULLY CHANNEL ALL MIGHT’S VILLAIN-PUMMELING “FUCK YOU AFO” VIBES AND TAKE FULL ADVANTAGE OF HER OWN BLACK SCLERA LIKE THAT?? THIS IS A REVELATION TO ME
TOKOYAMI HAS THE SAME PROBLEM KACCHAN HAS, WHERE WE’RE ALREADY DESENSITIZED TO HIS EXPRESSION BECAUSE HE ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE THAT. CONGRATULATIONS SONS, YOU PLAYED YOURSELVES
IF JIROU EVER LOOKED AT ME LIKE THAT I WOULD FUCKING SCREAM AND RUN AWAY
FOR ALL HIS TALK ABOUT PEOPLE FINDING HIM SCARY, SHOUJI HAS NEVER REALLY ACTUALLY BEEN THAT SCARY THOUGH. UNTIL NOW
SATOU WITH THE FUCKING VEIN THROBBING IN HIS FOREHEAD HOLY SHIT
HOLY CRAP MOMO. WHY ARE THE GIRLS ALL SO GODDAMN TERRIFYING
IT’S BEEN A WHILE SINCE WE’VE SEEN DARK IIDA LOL. ALWAYS A CROWD PLEASER
SERO IS 1000% EMULATING KACCHAN HERE. THAT IS ABSOLUTELY A KACCHAN FACE. I MEAN, BUT IT FUCKING WORKS THOUGH
TSUYU JUST LOOKS LIKE SHE’S POUTING AND IT’S COMPLETELY RUINING THE OVERALL EFFECT BUT IT’S OKAY TSUYU
KAMINARI IS MAKING A KACCHAN FACE TOO?? AND WHILE WE’RE AT IT, SO IS KIRISHIMA. DO YOU GUYS FUCKING PRACTICE THIS SHIT
THIS WHOLE ENTIRE VIBE JUST ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT WORK FOR MINETA AT ALL, BUT I RESPECT HORIKOSHI FOR TRYING
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, KOUDA WENT FROM SWEET DISNEY PRINCESS TO PETRIFYING DISNEY VILLAIN IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE. WHAT A TRANSFORMATION. STUNNING
meanwhile poor Hagakure got left out and had to settle for being in the previous panel by herself lol. and obviously Aoyama can’t be here, so that just leaves us with good ol’ Deku. show us your murder face, Deku
OOOOH
THAT’S A GOOD MURDER FACE. OMG. BOY KILLED IT
HORIKOSHI NOOOOO
“COMIC RELIEF CLIFFHANGER??” NO MY GOOD MAN RESIST THE URGE!! STOP GIVING ME THOSE PUPPY DOG EYES YOU LOUT
OH MY FUCKING!!
“COMIC RELIEF CLIFFHANGER!!” NO, GODDAMMIT. DELETE THIS, NEPHEW
LOLLLL
FULL GROWN MAN IIDA HAS ABSCONDED!! “MOMMY COME GET ME, I’M SCARED” IIDA HAS ENTERED THE CHAT!!
AND MEANWHILE DEKU IS ALL “FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON ME. FOOL ME TWICE, YOU CAN’T FOOL ME BECAUSE I WAS BRACED THIS TIME, MOTHERFUCKER.” CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT, I ACTUALLY LAUGHED. BUT MOSTLY JUST BECAUSE THE ABSURDITY OF HOW QUICKLY THIS SERIES CAN TURN ON A DIME JUST GOT TO ME ALL OF A SUDDEN, AND THE EMOTIONAL WHIPLASH FROM “WE’RE READY TO BATTLE THE FINAL VILLAIN TO THE DEATH AFTER LEARNING HOW HE USED OUR OWN CLASSMATE AGAINST US” TO “LOL BOOBIES” WAS SO SUDDEN AND UNEXPECTED THAT I DIDN’T REALLY KNOW HOW ELSE TO REACT
AND ALSO BECAUSE I PICTURED HORIKOSHI STOPPING EVERY FIVE MINUTES TO GIGGLE WHILE DRAWING THIS PAGE, AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS SERIES AND HOW MUCH MENTAL ENERGY I DEVOTE TO IT AND HOW MUCH SPACE I HAVE CARVED OUT FOR IT IN MY OWN MENTAL LANDSCAPE, AND THEN IT GOES AND DOES STUFF LIKE THIS, AND I HAVE TO RECKON WITH THE FACT THAT THIS SERIES WHICH I OFTEN REGARD AS ONE OF THE GREATEST SHOUNEN MANGA OF ALL TIME, IS ALSO SOMETIMES JUST INCREDIBLY FUCKING STUPID, TO THE POINT WHERE I HAVE TO WONDER IF IT REALLY IS ALL THAT IT’S CRACKED UP TO BE IN MY HEAD, OR IF I ACTUALLY JUST HAVE STOCKHOLM SYNDROME LOL
anyways so there we are. one more chapter to go in 2021 (for us rogues who don’t wait for the official releases and should thus get the next chapter two weeks from now on the 31st), and then it’s on to the new year, possibly the last year that this series will ever run. what a crazy fucking ride it’s been lol
#bnha 338#aoyama yuuga#midoriya izuku#kaminari denki#iida tenya#aizawa shouta#class 1-a#bnha#boku no hero academia#bnha spoilers#mha spoilers#bnha manga spoilers#makeste reads bnha#I actually have no idea how fandom reacted to the last page yet lol#I'm just happy I got this post up before 1am#next day eta: guess whose spell check decided to stop working on words written in all caps!!#til what enhanced spell check is#anyways though now everyone knows my shameful secret#I cannot for the life of me spell the word 'occasion'
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AoS Ep 20, Warning: SPOILERS!!!
JUSTICE FOR THE CROWN PRINCE. I will be so pissed off if they get that lazy with his character that ope, pretty girl is with the other guy so I'm going suddenly not be smart anymore and am going to be manipulated by this known evil guy to be the big baddie because I have a fragile ego and stuff. They better have been playing that up just for cliffhanger purposes or I STG!!!
*Screaming*
WHERE IS BUYEON!? There is no excuse for the lack of explanation as to why this character built up as this divine uber-powerful person and the reason Muldeok is different than other soul shifters... suddenly just isn't doing shit when her body KILLS HER OWN FATHER, FIGHTS HER SISTER, And then goes and kills UK, too, etc. I think it's a bit of BS plot armor to have this whole thing happen anyway, but to not even give us an excuse as to why Buyeon suddenly isn't helping is mega WTF.
*Sobbing*
Obviously Somin IS going to be in S2. At the very least the first ep, but I don't see how she won't be in a number of them. Lady Jin directing her angsty, vengeful daughter to bring back Buyeon('s body) home alive wasn't an accident, and was left completely open, so it's going to be a feature of S2's plot, vengeful Spring and a dark mode danggu (ㅠ_ㅠ) full of hate and a desire for revenge hunting her down. at the VERY least she'll still be looking for Buyeon's body in the first ep. The mom & Buyeon will have to have a closure goodbye scene before we say goodbye to Buyeon for good.
*scream-sobbing*
Jang Uk was looking fine AF coming back from the dead though??? like wtF SIR
That whole scene was pretty cool though ngl. The emerging badassedly from the fog was ::chef's kiss:: (He did look a bit confused tho and yeah bro same)
*drunked table flipping*
WHERE WAS THE GOTDAMN ICESTONE BEFORE THAT, EH?? LIKE MAYBE WHEN HE WAS DYING, OR WHEN NAKSU WAS TOUCHING HIM WHILE RUNNING WILD AND HE HAD THE ICE STONE INSIDE HIM, WHICH IS THE THING HE HAD WANTED THE WHOLE TIME TO STOP HER FROM GOING-FUCKING-WILD I CANT BELIEVE THEY DIDNT EVEN EXPLAIN WHY IT DIDN'T DO SHIT FOR EITHER OF THEM UNTIL FIRE TIME.
*soft, sad crying*
I am way too upset that my fictional friends are disappointed in and hateful towards mudeoki/naksu. I think their hatred of Naksu isn't realistic at this point, time would have faded some of it, and especially finding out she was someone they knew and liked and that someone they loved loved her... I really don't feel like this sudden "OH SHE MUST DIE IMMEDIATELY" was well written, and that is disappointing.
I want Jin Mu to die in such a horrible and painful way. Please make him suffer so much T_T
Yul left Naksu bc he was told to the first time, right? Kudos to the actor, I'm pretty sure I could see determination solidifying on his heartbroken face that he was NOT going to listen to his family and abandon her a second time. Not when she needs him the most. (Esp since at that point he does not know that Uk was like no thank u to being dead and burned.)
can we just have a group hug/cry rn? Someone pls bring a lot of booze. And/or chocolate. And tissues 😭😭😭😭
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BNHA Chapter 305 “Cutest Hero/Villain Face-off EVER”
The million dollar question!
Oh good I’m sure the Internet will stop discoursing about that now.
OMG Nana blames herself! No honey please it’s AFO’s fault not yours!
THAT THING though. I wonder what the translation direct is for that line?
That’s the conflict, isn’t it? Is he irredeemable?
“YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU NEEDED SAVING” really are the arc words for this series aren’t they?
A psychic link? IS that an AFO/OFA byproduct or another quirk or just Deku’s empathy or what?
OMG (just finished the Internship arc yesterday) villain roundup!
WOW Gentle and La Brava really are important! They’re foreshadowing everyone! Secretly the key to the entire show.
“WHO I HOLD DEAR”. I wonder if the Viz translation of that will be even more emotional. Also is that Endeav between Aizawa and Gran? He really has been adopted by Deku, hasn’t he? Also again: BKDK feels. Kacchaaaaaannnnn
OMG TOO FUCKING CUTE. Like it’s angsty but my god this is like the most adorable hero/villain showdown in anything ever. (I know it’s not literal, but hey)
All Might’s ideals will be passed down to the next generation. Entire premise!
OK good Deku has considered it.
DEKU I LOVE YOU FREAKING BEST BOY
Is Sorahiko her predecessor?
OMG WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME HOLY CRAP HORI WHAAAAAA
THAT’S THE CLIFFHANGER WE’RE LEAVING ON?!!? OMG WTF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok besides that. Deku go go ahead and s ave Shiggy. I have no idea how you’re gonna do it but those Shiggy-Eri paralells were not an accident. Don’t know how he’ll pul lthis off but if anyone can it’s Deku. Anyway next week: AAAAAAA-
#bnha 305#bnha spoilers#midoriya izuku#shigaraki tomura#nana shimura#katsuki bakugou#enji todoroki#one for all#bakudeku#NEXT WEEK#WTF#HOW COULD HE#THAT CLIFFHANGER#I will cop to#shigadeku#or tomudeku#or whatever it's called#being a guilty pleasure#ship with me#i have no idea how it would work#but hey deku does have a skill#for attracting#villains#toga and stain especially#also i think cause stain likes him#touya also wants his approval#hence his trying#to persuade him to feel bad for him#last arc#(not romantically i mean
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Time to update this since I finished the first game, whoops! Brief thoughts on things under the cut ❤️
Susato is an absolute treasure, I love her so much. Losing Kazuma was devastating (for me), but having Susato as a partner in episode 3+ was so charming. I love her being a Herlock fangirl but excellent at detecting contradictions and details in her own right, and calling on her British guide book was the cutest thing.
Herlock grew on me slowly (like mold) but by the end of the game I loved him too. Iris is also absolutely darling, but BOY DO I HAVE WORDS about this 10 year old doing the household cleaning and cooking??? What is that!!!! Herlock you are a grown-ass man with Money - hire a maid don't use your 10-yo foster daughter wtf!!!!
However, that bit where Herlock gets "shot" and Gregson is like, yeah he was pretty chatty in the first hour but even someone like him would quiet down as the hours went on..... Holy shit??? I am still banned from the tags until I finish the second game but on god I hope the AA whump writers/artists have delivered on this!! Snapping at the bit for reccs lemme tell ya.
Ryunosuke is a lot of fun and very cute, I'm happy to play another game as him. I didn't choose a lot of 'wrong answers' in the later episodes, but during my Missing Kazuma Hours when I replayed episode 1 and took 800 screenshots (....... No comment), I chose all the wrong answers and it was so funny to see. I'm looking forward to replaying the later episodes at some point and seeing the various silly conversations I missed. And making another post with all of my favorite screenshots/scenes.
Vampire Edgeworth- I mean von Zieks- was interesting too. Very curious how many of those fancy chalices he's got stored under his podium given how prone he is to destroying them. I hope there is fanart of this too, lmao.
I'm still sad Kazuma is gone, but I like how his memory was called on in the final episode. Also that ending cliffhanger with the names, whaaaaat. It's been in storage for 2 months so it obviously was written as soon as the ship pulled in. But. It being in morse code means that form of communication was already in place before Kazuma and Ryuu set sail, right? So it could've been written during their original voyage too. And why Gregson is on that list, very weird. Looking forward to seeing that mystery get unraveled. But considering the corruption and government secrets plot thing, I wonder if way back in ep 1, that was part of Kazuma's mission. That heavy burden he couldn't tell Ryuu about.
Guess I'll see!
But also I'm playing the first game's extra episodes thing. Mostly just little videos but. Kazuma being this amazing noble character and then having an episode where he gets easily defeated by tongue-twisters and the reveal that he wears the red headband because of how he lost to Ryuu in the speech contest but also heard his rhyme wrong...??? Hahahahahahhaha I love that so much. Kazumaaaaaaa
I am This Close to buying a Japanese 3ds just so I can see him in 3d. I only wish the game text had furigana. I checked the other AA games since they can play in Japanese text and no furigana. That's gonna be really hard to get through. 😭
But also speaking of 3d, it took me a while to remember this was originally a 3ds game, but it making use of that 3d feature for solving the stereoscope puzzles was such a cute idea. It also very much made me wish I could see the Not Guilty confetti and fireworks in 3d too.
Anyway! Overall I really enjoyed this game and I'm especially glad it had the Autoplay feature to scroll through the text because omg. I always forget how text-heavy AA games are, but man. These stories and trials were fun though, and I enjoyed the characters and the character animations. Onward to game two!
So I finally started playing the Great Ace Attorney game and I love it so far. Ryunosuke's adorable, KAZUMA is something else. (Those gazes!! Hot damn) I'm genuinely upset I haven't seen more fanart of him on my dash, because holy shit. I've seen so much fanart for the Sherlock Holmes guy-- sorry, Herlock Sholmes (?? I haven't run into him in-game yet. Still dueling Swan Lady Ms Brett), but I can't remember ever seeing any Kazuma art. Outrageous.
Anyway this is my one-minute warning before I attack and reblog everything in the tags.
Update: fineeeeee, I will attack the tags and reblog all the fanart after I finish the games 😭 darn you spoilers. 😔
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