#anyway i love this dress so much i will literally wear this costume the next 4 years for both halloween and carnival

[heavenknowsffs]

In my Morticia Addams era

[schlattslonghairytoes]

paint me like one of your french models 🎨

A.P calc teacher schlatt x A.P studio art teacher reader

Mr. Schlatts halloween party takes quite the turn.

Once all the girls at the table calmed down, their only request was that they were filled in about your weekend plans on monday, to which you actually agreed

now the hard part was picking a cute costume for you and schlatt, i mean he didn't really seem like a costume kinda guy

there was 20 minutes left in the period and you needed to find something fast

it was the last class of the day and schlatts party was tomorrow, and you knew you wanted to hand make yours and schlatts costume 

so you turned to the six bright eyed girls you had grown to love

your class was very relaxed, if they did their work and you would play music games and movies, your students loved you

but these girls ADORED you.

it was alanna, deyvn, natalia, lucy, renn, and kezia.

they were all so genuinely themselves, and they made you feel like you were one of them, they told you EVERYTHING, and i mean everything.

each one had such a different personality, yet they all were so close. You were gonna miss them next year

you slid your wheely chair over to their table and called for their attention

“Girls, im calling a meeting, i need your help” you sighed and looked around at them

"thats funny considering youre the teacher." alanna giggeled to herself

"shut up al, i wanna hear about her and mr schlatt" kezia said, suddenly paying very close attention, she never cared about classes, but gossip, oh she would have an A+ if it was a class

"dont be rude, anyways, as you heard before, me and ja- Mr. schlatt. are gonna have a matching costume for his party tomorrow and you guys are much cooler than me, what should we be?" you begged

each girl began searching pintrest and finding ideas until renn found something she deemed great

"ok, lightbulb! you guys should be adam and eve" everyone began to protest her idea but she continued on "everyone shut it, hear me out. number one hes religious, right? number two your bodies tea. you would look hot as fuck. cmon its a great idea."

"renn let me get this straight, you want me to wear a leaf over my cooch? and boobs? to a school function? with other teachers from this school??? yknow what your on a ban, no more ideas from you"

they all started hysterically laughing as renn raised her hands in surrender "any ideas that i can wear without being slut shamed by the schools faculty?" you asked

natalia was up next " what if you did flynn and rapunzel, wait no, actually tell Mr. Nivison to be Flynn, ugh hes so hot, why not match with him." that began a four minute argument about weither Mr. Schlatt was hotter, or Mr. Nivison

"can someone please lock in and find me a costume?" you begged over their debate

"okay i might have an idea." deyvn said, "ok so what if you were the starry night and Mr. schlatt was van gogh." she suggested, before i could even comment lucy butted in

"wait that would be so cute, ugh you never shut about about van gogh either! you could wear a little dress and like paint the starry on your face, or on the dress, and schlatt could do like an ear patch thingy, and the hat he wears, wait i love this!"

they all began throwing ideas at you about how you could execute the costume, and while some of their ideas were rancid, it could actually be a very cute costume.

when the period ended they all said their goodbyes, and while you were packing up schlatt made his way to your classroom and opened it with his key

"BOO" he tried to scare you

"i literally saw you jay" you laughed and you slid your laptop into your bag.

"ugh, ill get you eventually, dont even worry about it, did ya pick somthin' for us to wear tomorrow?" he made his way infront of your desk and leaned his weight on the table

"i did actually, you have to hear me out though, it might sound dumb." he quickly cuts you off

"nothing you say is dumb" he was looking up at you and his eyes were very warm, much more than usual, it threw you off your game for a moment

"um, well thank you, but seriously, let me explain it before you say anything, i think it would be cute if we were the starry night and van gogh bu-"

"i love that." he cuts you off, still staring at you with the same look in his eyes as before

it was overwhelming you the way he was looking at you, but at the same time it pulled you in.

"no questions? i mean what if i wanted to dye your hair red." i laugh quietly

"id let you." he says without missing a beat

"m' not gonna do that, when should i bring you your costume, or like help you get ready or something." you felt very judged by his gaze, but not in a negative way, if that makes any sense, he was really confusing you.

"well party starts at 8, so come over early, we can get ready together, maybe even pregame a bit, and only if you want you can help setup. sound good?" he said softly

"yeah, sounds good." you said back, copying his tone of voice

"see ya' tomorrow toots." he stood up and walked out the room without looking back, the door clicked shut and he left you with nothing but your thoughts.

what the fuck was that.

you were so confused about what had just went down

why on earth was he looking at you like that

since when was he calling you toots, he always just called you by your name, no pet names

all those thoughts continued to plauge your mind for the duration of the night

and the next morning

and the afternoon

all the way until it was time to head over to schlatts house

it was in a nice area, he lived right outside the city, near astoria, queens

he had told you before that he commuted every day to work, but it was only a 20-40 minute drive depending on traffic

when you arrived at his house the first thing you noticed was how it was a very old building, yet his very new car (very expensive) was sat outside, it was a very symbolic scene, but it felt like him in a way

you got to the door, bag and a bottle of benedictine in hand, and rung the door bell, and it was taking quite a long time, you were starting to worry

but you were suprised when the door flung open revealing a very disheveled looking schlatt

"holy shit thank everything your here, im such an idiot i fully fell asleep and i just woke up and now im gonna crash out." as he rambled you set down your stuff at a nearby table

you walked back over to him and placed both your hands on his face, attempting to calm him down "johnny look at me please"

you noticed his eyes darting around and lip trembling. he had mentioned his severe anxiety to you before but you never knew it got this bad

`"hey im right here its ok, were going to get everything done, i know youre stressed but we are gonna do this together, we have time, and we can even make it fun, ok?" his eyes slowly begin to focus on yours and his lip began to calm

you moved one of your hands to his and let him ground himself and calm down, eventually he was able to let go of your hand and give you a hug

hugging him was the best thing youve ever experienced, he engulfed your whole body and rested his head atop yours and for a moment you felt true peace

your breathing syncronized and you stood there holding eachother

until you felt something fuzzy brush against your leg, and you pulled away to find two cats rubbing at your legs, and orange and black cat to be specific

you looked back at schlatt and he was smiling at you "they like you, makes sense, i do too." your eyes widened and you fully turned yourself in his direction

"what did you just say?" you squint your eyes and point at him "can you repeat that" you said through your smile

"i said i like you, and we both know you heard me the first time" he moved closer to you with a grin you were growing to love plastered across your face

"maybe i just wanted to hear you say it again" you smirk, before turning around and picking up his orange cat, "whats this one called?" you smile

"oh were just gonna smooth past that huh?" he asked accusatorially, one eyebrow raised, as he walked closer to you

being around schlatt made you feel bold, you were so comfortable around him that it boosted your confidence tenfold, you got super close to him, lips mear inches away

"i like you too, but we have alot to do, so we'll talk about it later." it wasnt a question, you looked up at him and then, walked away

you made your way to his kitchen and started pouring food into plasic bowls you found on the kitchen table

"you think your funny huh?" he made his way into the kitchen around 20 seconds after you, what you didnt know is he needed a moment to ajust himself in his pants

"hilarious, we an two hours until people arrive, and i need atleast and hour to get ready, make your self busy." you said as you continued setting up the food.

"your very bossy, yknow' that?" he laughed as he began unraveling cob webs he bought days prior.

"oh you have no idea handsome." you walked out the kitchen and started setting up lights cobwebs and fake bats on the celing of the living room

for the next hour you two would shamelessly flirt and joke around, like before, but there was now this tension, that in all honesty, you really liked

then came time to get ready, you had bought everything for schlatt, all he had to do was put it on, and leave you alone to do your makeup

but omfg he would not.

you were sat on his bathroom counter, trying to recreate the starry night on your face, but this man would not stop talking and asking you questions

you looked over at him sat on the closed toilet, just yapping, he was wearing a dark blue button up, and nice fitting jeans, along with a white patch on his ear, with fake blood on it.

fuck he looked good, but you could contain yourself. schlatt on the other hand was basically foaming at the mouth

you were wearing a relatively short dress, that was low-cut and had puffy sleeves, your hair was down, and your face was painted like the starry night.

and he genuinly thought he was gonna splooge his pants.

you on the other hand were just trying to finish your makeup, and he needed to be in another room because he kept distracting you, so the only logical task you could give him was to go make you a drink, and he listened

you were done with you makeup and you went to go meet him in the kitchen, you stood at the doorway of his kitchen waiting for him to notice you were there

when he eventually turned around, you could see in his eyes the moment he realised you were there, his entire face softened and his eyes beamed at you. he walked closer to you inspecting the makeup on your face

he was very close, you could feel his breath on you, and you didnt mind, you even considered kissing him, but of course, as if fate was not on your side, the door bell rung

and you both began to laugh as he went to go welcome the guests, you on the other hand went and chugged the drink he made you, cause without it, you might not of been able to survive the night

-everyone started arriving, and it was the most fun youve had in a while, music blasting, drinks chugged, storys told, dancing and party games

-and schlatt could not keep his eyes off you

-you laughed, flirted and smiled the night away until everyone began leaving, but you offered to help him clean up, and of course he accepted

-he had changed the music from his party playlist, to his calm playlist and the first song that came on was "something stupid" by frank sinatra

"i love frank sinatra" you laughed as you wiped his counter down with a paper towel.

without missing a beat he began to sing along to the song "i know i stand in line, until you think you have the time, to spend an evening with me" in the most beautiful singing voice youve ever heard

naturally you sang along with him, and eventually you to ended up dancing together in his kitchen, to frank sinatra, dressed as a painter and his work of art

and somehow, after only having this man in your life for just over a month, you were never going to let him leave it.

you both finished cleaning, and it was time for you to head home, as he walked you to your car you felt an overwhelming feeling, something that you couldnt put your finger on, like your heart felt like it was going to explode

you placed your stuff in the passenger seat of your car, and you went around to find schlatt holding open your door for you

and thats what did it

you grabbed the collar of this shirt and pulled him down to your level and kissed him

for a split second you had thought you made a mistake, but that fear subsided when he kissed you back and aggressively wrapped his arms around your waist

he pushed your back against your car with his body and continued kissing you as you threaded your fingers through his hair

you pulled away to breathe and he stared at you with a dopey grin on his face

"see you monday?" you asked with a love sick smile

he pecked both of your cheeks, then both sides of your smile before planting a kiss on your lips, as you giggled. when he finally pulled away he kissed your forehead and said,

"see you monday." he kissed your hand one last time and began walking inside, once again leaving you with your thoughts

you silently got in your car, and you realised you could finally identify that feeling before

it was love.

[in-my-feels-probably]

for your slytherin boys reacts, what about how they react when you dress up as them for halloween? :)

How the Slytherin Boys React to You Dressing Up as Them For Halloween

Request: for your slytherin boys reacts, what about how they react when you dress up as them for halloween? :)

Hi! Happy Halloween! I hope everyone is having a good day. I’m sorry to those of you who wanted more of the boys, but I only included Theo, Enzo, and Mattheo on this one. If you want to see some of the other boys in my future work, please let me know. These three are just who I’m focused on right now. Also, I wrote this with a fem reader in mind, I hope that’s ok. Anyway, I hope you enjoy this :)

(Warnings: nothing? idk, theo’s might be just a tiny bit suggestive. also vague descriptions of size differences. let me know if i missed anything)

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Theodore Nott

Instead of wearing his clothes, you’d dress up in something inspired by him. But you’d still use a few things of his just so he’d get the point.

You wouldn’t even be able to walk in the door before he’d notice your costume and smirk.

He’d tease you about it, but he’d secretly think it was so attractive. You’re literally advertising that you're his girl with the costume and he isn’t about to complain about that. 

He’d just have to compromise somehow.

You thought your costume was pretty subtle. A white button down shirt and a black skirt with sheer tights (or slacks, whatever you’re more comfortable with.) You had a green tie loosely hanging around your neck, a few of Theo’s rings on your fingers. You stole a cigarette from his coat pocket earlier that day, and you had it tucked behind your ear where it could be seen.

You considered nicking his lighter too, but you knew he would have come looking for it immediately, and you wanted your costume to be a surprise.

You went up to his dorm right before the party since you wanted to go together. You barely made it through the door before you heard a chuckle, making you pause in the doorway.

“What?”

“Nothing, pretty girl,” he smiled, waltzing over to you. “You didn’t tell me you were going to the party as me.”

Your shoulders fell as you looked up at him. “How did you know?”

Theo grinned down at you, reaching to pluck the cigarette from behind your ear. He placed it back into his pocket, pulling you into his chest as your face soured. He swayed you back and forth, chuckling.

“You look beautiful, darling. It’s a good costume. I wish you would have told me, though. How are people going to know I’m yours if I have nothing of yours to show for it?”

You smiled, squeezing his hand. You let go to reach for your bag, pulling out a tube of lipstick Pansy had let you borrow. You smeared it on, tossing it back in your bag before grinning up at Theo. You hooked your finger under his chin, pulling him down to your level before dramatically peppering kisses across his cheek and jaw. When you pulled away, he had perfectly shaped stains across his face.

“Better? Can we go down now?”

“In a minute,” Theo grinned, pulling you closer. “I think you missed a spot. Pucker up, love.”

Mattheo Riddle

Dressing up as him was pretty much an excuse to wear his clothes.

But you made sure to pay attention to the details, fake blood and all. He’d know immediately the second he looked at you.

Secretly was excited about couples costumes, but he thinks this is way more funny. You’d promise to do one with him next year.

Would absolutely match your energy and dress up as you for the party.

You had stolen a few of Mattheo’s rings a week or two prior to the party, feigning innocence when he’d ask if you had seen any of them. You wore one of his long sleeve button down shirts and a black tie, one of his jackets over your shoulders. You let Pansy do your makeup, and she gave you fake bruising and a cut over the bridge of your nose, completed with a swipe of fake blood.

You’d come up to his dorm to surprise him before the party, excitedly standing in front of his bed to show him your costume.

He’d smirk as he stood, coming to stand in front of you. “You’re going to the party as me?”

“Clearly,” you mused, grinning when he raised a brow at your teasing. “How do I look?”

He hooked a finger under your jaw, tilting your chin up. “You look beautiful, darling. But don’t you think we’re missing something?”

“What do you mean?” 

“You don’t think you’re going down there like that alone, do you?” He asked, smoothing his thumb over your cheek. “I want something of yours. It’s only fair, darling. Besides, I don’t have a costume.”

You chuckled, reaching for his hand. “Do I even have anything that would fit you? What, you want one of my dresses?”

“I’ve got the legs for it.”

You couldn’t help but grin, tugging him along in the direction of your dorm. “Yes, yes you do. Come on, let’s see if we can find you something.”

Mattheo ended up showing up to the party in some of your clothes looking even better than you did in them. Your friends had plenty to say, whistling and making eyes as he confidently strutted around. He probably would have even worn your heels if he could have fit into them. But he didn’t need them—you both could barely keep your eyes off of each other the whole night anyway, glued to each other's side. Heels would have just slowed you down. 

Lorenzo Berkshire

He wouldn’t even recognize you were dressed up as him.

He’d just think you looked cute in his clothes and forget all about how you were supposed to be in a costume. You’d have to actually point it out for him to realize what you were doing.

He’d think it was really sweet, but he’d feel a little left out. He’d ask for something of yours so he could be dressed as you, and he’d wear it proudly.

You met Enzo in the Common Room, setting down your cup as you spotted him. You smiled at his costume. He was a vampire again—he wore the same costume every year because he liked wearing the velvet cape, and it was, in his own words, cooler than a superhero with a cape.

You walked over, spinning him around. “Hi, love. You look nice…as always.”

Enzo could barely let out a chuckle before he realized you were wearing his favorite shirt, the cuffs rolled up around your wrists because they were hanging too low. You had popped a few of his rings on your fingers, charming them to fit you for the night instead. 

“Pretty girl,” he smiled, wrapping his arms around you. “You look so cute. But I thought you were wearing a costume tonight?”

You nodded into his chest. “I am…I’m you.”

Enzo pulled away and placed his hands on your shoulders, holding you at arms length. He looked you over once more, a giddy smile on his face. But his smile slowly fell, making you raise a brow.

“What is it?”

“Nothing…I kinda just wish you told me,” he shrugged, trying to brush it off. 

You shook your head in confusion. “What? Why?”

“Well, I would’ve worn something of yours. Then we could’ve come as each other. I’ve always wanted to do a couples costume.”

You felt your heart warm at his words, taking his hand in yours. 

“And retire the vampire costume? I couldn’t do that to you,” you mused, tugging him in the direction of your dorm. “Come on, let’s go find you something of mine. I’ll jazz mine up a little bit so you can keep the cape on—we’ll just be each other, but vampires. Does that sound good?”

Enzo smiled, nodding as you led the way.

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A/N - Hi! Happy Halloween! I know it’s late, but I made it before midnight! Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this. I’ve got a few more requests to fill, and I’ll have those up soon. See you soon :)

[b4mpyre-k1zz3s]

First of all: I AM IN LOVE WITH YOUR BLOG literally can't stop reading yours posts!!!!

now, i want to know if you could do a headcanon with Jhonny or Bam, about their girlfriend doing a sex photoshot with all the jackass guys (something that involved a halloween special ep + playboy idk), and he GET REALLY JEAlous

anyways i love your blog. just it.💕

Playboy Photoshoot HC’s!

Johnny Knoxville X Fem!Y/N, Bam Margera X Fem!Y/N (slight Steve-O X Fem!Reader X Chris Pontius)

Warnings: Extremely suggestive content, pornography, flirting, jealousy, awkward boners, taunting, possessiveness, leather, choking kink, praise kink, minimal plot, fighting

An: Thank you so much for the request and all the love!! What a start to my Halloween special ;) The costumes in this fic were inspired by the convict stunt that Johnny did, and fun fact: since the first movie was released arround a week before Halloween, this is all totally feasible! Ps. I completed more than one request for these HC’s , so see attached! ;)

That halloween photoshoot looked more like a frat party held in a Toys R Us than a legitimate operate run by Playboy, what with all the props and bizarre costumes

Not a typical set up, but they wernt exactly dealing with typical subjects…

You were dressed up in this sexy little leather number that was supposed to be a police officer’s uniform judging by the hat,

On the other hand, your boyfriend and his buddies dressed as convicts clad in orange jumpsuits, no tiny skirts or egregious heels to be found

You thought to call sexism on that, but part of you knew that if you did Chris would offer to wear the outfit too and match with you and he’d probably be able to pull that off.

While the others were fucking arround on the faux prison set, Johnny wandered over to one of the photographers, “Hey, anybody know where-?”

Coincidentally, that’s right about when you walked on set,

The second he saw you all dressed up, Knoxville got those big cartoon heart eyes and stuck out his wrists in a ‘cuff me’ gesture. Your heart melted

“Ah! You are just too much!” Giggling, you pulled him in for a hug, incidentally squishing his face in your boobs (thanks, egregious heels),

Not that he minded, nor the other guys, who were very not sneakily watching you two.

The cameras started flashing, and while you didn’t exactly know what to expect out of a porno photo shot, it certainly wasn’t this-

Sandwiching you him and Chris, Steve chuckled lowly in your ear, “You gonna frisk me, officer?”

Despite the obvious suggestive tone, he really only said it to be funny.

What else are you supposed to say when you’ve got your hands all on your buddy’s chick?

And while innocent as well, Pontius didn’t make the situation any better when he leaned over his shoulder from where he was squished up behind you and asked,

“Y’think I could try that on next? It looks great on you!”

Any guy would get pissed at this. Especially Johnny, who wants exactly the most open to you gettin’ felt up by his buddies

Sitting just off to the side, Knoxville was quietly fuming. I mean, there’s a fine line here, and those two idiots were getting pretty damn close to it.

Bam was about to nonchalantly kick flip over that line.

Given the setup and the leather and handcuffs and whatnot, things got, for lack of a better word, dominatrixy

Pulling Bam into an armhold with a prop baton for a couple shots, you really had no clue he would get hard before you sat down to straddle his hips

He didn’t seem like the choking type but hell, who are you to speculate?

Those orange jumpsuits did nothing to hide the obvious.

While making full on eye contact with Knoxville, he flashed him a shit eating grin and let out a taunting little groan, “Fuck…”

He knew he was screwed. Or more aptly, you were screwed

Like the discrete man he was, Johnny quietly pulled you away from the action and into a dressing room. Shutting the door behind you, he stood far too close,

“Y/N,” Knoxville leaned in and put his big hands on your shoulders, trying to keep his voice down as he explained, “I don’t like the way the guys’ve been lookin’ at you.”

Grinning, you poked fun at his sudden hesitance, “Cmon- It’s a Playboy shoot.”

This was your chance, Eyes glinting, you provoked him a bit, “What? You jealous or somethin’?” His lips straightened into a stiff line.

The sound of his resolve cracking, then breaking was nearly audible as he snapped, “Yeah, I’m jealous!”

Before you could spit out that he’s the one that asked you to do this, Knoxville pounced on you.

Wrapping you up in those gangly arms, his hands searched for any skin to find purchase on

It was brutal. Animalistic and angry and drenched in hormones; even you were a little surprised by it. Not in a million years would you think a guy like him had it in him

Not that you didn’t enjoy it. In fact, you enjoyed it a lot more than you’d care to admit.

Here you were in some dressing room, tugging at eachother’s clothes like you couldn’t get them off fast enough.

In the fervor, the two of you tumbled onto a couch, your hands fisting orange as Knoxville made his little bid for territory,

Burying his face in your neck, the air between your bodies was thick. Hands working at costume pleather, Johnny couldn’t fight off a grin at himself.

With a murmur, his natural ability to goad a reaction slipped through, “Yeah? Cmon- y’think Bam could do this?”

You knew it as well as he did- if Bam was in his shoes, looking down at you like this, that dipshit would’ve glued his boxers to his left leg the minute he walked in the room.

Shaking your head no, you let out a little gasp as Johnny roughly hiked your leg up on his hip

He chuckled to himself, eyes glinting as he murmured, “Atta girl…”

[randomsufff]

HEHAHBFKI More South Park doodles I think I’m going insane.

Actually this is kind of the product of me being liking South Park way back in high school but was too embarrassed to draw them when I was bored in class and now it’s all kinda flooding back 💀

Read below if you want to know more about my New Kid and my thoughts behind some of the doodles cause this turned out longer then I though 💀

Anyways- introducing my New Kid. No name cause I literally have no idea. Whatever the cannon name is ig- though I’d think it’d be funny if she was referred to New Kid by literally everyone like in game. I like the idea that a lot of people have with their New Kids that they liked the makeover section with the girls during the Stick of Truth a little too much. I also like it cause… uh… I didn’t play Stick of Truth. (The combat system is not my cup of tea) So it’s not until the start of TFBW does she know shes really a girl.

To give context to the top right drawing- I couldn’t remember the dialogue Wendy says in the alleyway if you say you’re a trans girl- but I do know what she says if your a cis girl (I always knew you were a girl) cause I did a second play through as a cis girl. And I don’t know if there’s supposed to be a huge time jump between the end of Stick of Truth and TFBW but I think it would be funny if it was just the next day- so combine these two fact to get “Wendy always clocked New Kid as a girl but NK just found out yesterday 💀”

Anyways- she’s such a cutie, I love her and her cool superhero outfit I gave her. Outside of the game- I’d like to think of her basically exactly how she acts in game. Mostly non-verbal, with the occasional zingy one liner, and just kinda goes along with the crazy shit the happens in South Park un phased. Like if she was in a episode- the plot would happen and she would be on screen, but wouldn’t say anything, and anytime another character would address her, they’d respond however as if she spoke lmao. Aroace, just like me, so she’s just friends with everyone (except Cartman) and vibes with everyone.

The mini Style comic I though of cause 1) I wondered if Kyle had the same elf ears as the other elfs did in game (again, never played and it’s been a while since I saw gameplay so whoops if it’s confirmed or whatever) and 2) I thought it would be funny if Stan was caught lacking and tried to /rp his way out of it (I wanted to add an extra bit where Kyle would be like “Oh, are our characters gay for each other??? (ARE YOU /SRS OR /J STAN)” and Stan would have to just “yes, and” his way out.)

The last three images were kinda of a stream of consciousness put on paper and made neat lol. I really like showing that all the costumes the kids wear are homemade and stuff- either stuff taken from their parents or visibly taped together etc- cause I think it’s charming. Anyways- I though Kyle’s little robe could be like one of his parents bath robe- and it would be a little too long for him to run without eating shit so he’d have to hike it up like a skirt/dress. Which lead to me thinking that Cartman would say some shit about that and how Kyle, who has a literal Golf Club, would smack his ass up. Which then lead to me thinking about how since Kyle’s the Elf King and Stan’s basically his right hand how he might lift it up wedding dress style if needed (/RP GUYS, RIGHT?RIGHT???) and how Cartman would react, which lead to that one JoJo meme cause thats literally how they’d retaliate.

Always- I’ll probably have at least one more post about South Park I swear. There was a period of time before I stopped watching (I gotta pick it up again) where I would doodle a bit of whatever was happening in the episode, each episode. Crazy I know, but not only did it improve my drawing skills but it helped me remember what actually happened in episodes cause I have shit memory and definitely don’t remember some of the episodes I watched. So I might redraw some of those- see if anyone can tell what episode they’re from.

[totokoismyfav]

hiiiii is it possible if i can get ichimatsu with a shy goth reader?? thx in advance :3

of course, coming right up! i have actually gotten lots of request for Ichimatsu with a Goth! Reader so it would be my pleasure to finally deliver!

forgive me as i sort of rambled in this '^^

osomatsu san/reader - ichimatsu/goth! shy!reader

- I can totally see Ichimatsu dating someone who is shy or goth, but those two things together? You are literally perfect for him in his eyes. 

- He doesn’t know how you do it, being able to express yourself like that through your dark fashion kind of intimidates him at first but he gets over it real quick when he realizes how timid you are. 

- Will death stare someone down if you realize that people are rudely staring at you, the stranger will cower in fear as the dark aura around Ichimatsu would grow larger and thicker as they continue to stare.

- Shy kisses and hugs are a must, the both of you quickly pecking each other's lips as you both turn away from each other, you hide your flushed face in your hands as Ichimatsu sweat profusely, tightly gripping his pants legs.

- Will be anxious about it at first but will secretly love it if you buy him goth articles of clothing, it would start out simple enough like a bracelet or a choker (of course having black cats on them) but soon enough he’s wearing full-body goth clothes on dates. 

- His brothers would tease him about it at first, much to his dismay, but with a death stare and a threat to kill them later they sulk in silence because let's be honest, Ichi is the only one with a partner at this point. 

- Karamatsu will later congratulate him by wrapping an arm around his shoulder on his advance in the fashion world and toast to him and you at Chibitas Oden stand, and that’s how Karamatsu ended up floating down the river the next morning. 

- I imagine your first date would be a cemetery walk, Ichimatsu was happy because cats frequent Akatsuka’s cemetery all the time so he got to spend time with his feline friends AND indulge in your interests. 

- You both sat on a grassy field, cats sitting on your laps as you laid your head on Ichimatsu’s shoulder whilst he was looking off into the distance, making him freeze up at first. He started to ease into the position as he listened to your calm breathing. He did that quite often, whether it was listening to your heartbeat while the two of you cuddled or when he focused on your calm breathing while panicking. 

- You two stayed like that for a while and of course, five pairs of eyes stared through a bush with intense jealousy as they watched their brother successfully get through the first date. 

- Haunted house dates are also a must when it becomes your favorite time of year, although not much scaring goes on as whenever a worker tries to approach the two of you they get stared down by your scary boyfriend. He gets really protective over you when the workers try to scare you, which in turn you tell him “Ich, it is literally their job to scare us.”

- Speaking of Halloween, you both do all the festivities, and that includes dressing up and going Trick or Treating! I could totally see the two of you going as a matching couples costume, a Morticia and Gomez Addams couples costume idea comes to mind.

- Although you both are way past the age demographic, the pair of you go anyway (although you are reluctant at first as to not draw attention to yourself), but the idea of the both of you doing cute goth couple shit was too tempting to pass up. 

- Anytime you answer the door and get weird looks for being adults, Ichi just death glares them down until they fearfully give you candy. 

- This boy will do anything to make you happy, and he is surprised to know you would too.  - "Ehh? You'd do anything for me? Tch, you must be crazy to even think that... But... Maybe I'd do anything for you too, I guess..."

- And he really means that too, you know by the way he's grabbing the fabric of his pants as you shyly step closer to him to give him a kiss.

[millionsknives]

yes, the plans that i could not share with you (because the haters would sabotage me) were that i was taking on LACC in my vash getup :)

i have so few pictures of myself but i got so many compliments (especially on my arm) and plenty of other people took pictures of me. and normally i don't like attention but i will be honest with u. under these circumstances i loved it. my arm held up really well through 8 hours on the convention floor and i have never been prouder of anything i've made. it's articulated incredibly well, no part of it gave out or required repair, it's never uncomfortable or a nuisance to wear, and i have enough range of motion to do relatively complex things like tying my shoes.

originally i was not planning to try to meet anyone famous because 1) it's expensive and 2) the lines are long and 3) i feel weird and annoying approaching literally anyone for any reason BUT. the spot where i met up with my sister just happened to be right next to johnny yong bosch's table. right when he started signing things. so i said LOL ok i'll do it.

it was super chill, i asked him how it felt to get the call that they wanted him to come back 20 years later for a trigun reboot and he said it almost didn't happen -- that since they recast everyone else for stampede they considered recasting vash as well (and i said WOW i'm so glad they didn't) and he said he really enjoyed getting to come back and explore a darker take (i forget if what he said was a darker take on vash's character, or just a darker trigun in general) but it was briefly surprising 2 me that he considered stampede to be a darker version but i get it, especially when u consider that there is not a lot of comedy in those 12 episodes to balance out the grief.

ANYWAY he was impressed with my arm and i asked him if he would sign my coat :) so he signed the lining but he was also like u know what, i'm gonna give you a second autograph just because. so he signed a print for me as well (free of charge!!) and the print with the blue signature matches my famous paintings that i always film in front of (that's providence baybee)

other stuff from the con under the cut

cosplay notes:

i saw 3 other vash cosplayers (a 98 vash, a stampede vash, and a purple coat vash) and no shade but i definitely had the best arm build. peace and love to all of them though

i saw 1 1/2 wolfwoods. 1 was the aforementioned mullet wolfwood from yesterday's post (ww if you’re out there ww) and the 1/2 was the 98 vash cosplayer’s gf in some kind of goth-ish dress and she was carrying a punisher

mullet wolfwood if you're out there i regret not getting a picture with you so much. i am deeply ashamed and i have no excuse because i ran into you twice and both times i was too embarrassed to ask for a picture. i just want you to know that your punisher was swag and your earrings were yolo and we would look very good together

i expected to see a lot more trigun tbh. los angeles where u at. 4 vashies at a convention of 120,000+ people is nothing. one guy even walked up to me like wow i love ur vash, i haven't seen a lot of trigun at this con and i was like I KNOW i thought i'd see a lot more

theeeee costume of all time award goes to the cad bane cosplayer i saw on the balcony. spare hand in marriage dude (gn) you looked so good

second place for costume of all time goes to the other mother cosplayer who had button eyes and these crazy finger appendages and never once broke character even while waiting in lines

i took 100 points of psychic damage from this one guy who (and im not kidding) was at least 6’4’’ and wearing platform boots and was dressed as the mfing onceler. with the stupid top hat he was fr 7+ feet tall (i saw him duck to get through a doorway).

someone was there as the brawny paper towel guy?? just walking around in a beard and flannel carrying a pack of paper towel rolls?? go off king

i saw 5 nightwing cosplayers but only 2 were biblically accurate (had ass)

the nanami sweep at this convention was so real u all SHOWED UP. and everybody ate. i saw at least 12 nanamis and not one of them was a flop.

i have never seen so many spider-mans in my life

other things:

fig. 1: this extremely hot captain america on a very large poster was about 2 make me act unwise. hi gorjus................................. nice eyebrows

fig 2: i saw this sign a couple blocks away from the con and i did a triple take. 🔥🔥🔥TRIMAX MENTIONED🔥🔥🔥

fig. 3: i saw all 4 hobbits in panel and can confirm elijah wood’s laugh is ten times more infectious in real life. before they were even done sitting down, dominic monaghan switched around all of their name cards so that none of them were seated behind the right name. as u might imagine much of the panel's content was reminiscing about LOTR, but i heard some stories that i hadn't heard before. they also talked about video games, other projects they are working/have worked on, how their kids feel about their dads' LOTR roles, how much they love ian mckellen, and how they would love to see something happen for the 20th anniversary of ROTK this year. sean astin (the legend) took shots at the stranger things writers (basically said joyce could never be happy with hopper) AND EVERYONE CLAPPED LOL. billy and dom talked about the best food in NZ, their show billy and dom eat the world, and the unfortunate events that led to the friendship onion's hiatus. it was a ton of fun to just watch them be themselves with each other, you can tell that these guys are all so fond of each other and love each other so much.

and finally, fig. 4: i bought these beautiful prints from @/batinyourbelfry and the skeletal washi tape from @/skeletalacademia (both on IG)

[racingliners]

Euro 2020 pics Part 2!

So as mentioned in the prev post, I had six different shifts across six of the eight matches Wembley hosted (ngl I got so lucky with my shift selection).

MD1 - Group Stage: England v Scotland

My first shift was for ingress (event organiser terminology for the spectators arriving at the stadium) at Scotland v England which... was an experience. Not gonna lie I was really relieved when it was announced that there was going to be a limit on spectators as part of the covid protocols bc I don't think I would have survived dealing with 90,000 Scotland and England fans at once 😭

(Also the irony of me being half-English/half-Scottish and getting Scotland v England as my first shift... the football gods clearly love me.)

I was fully expecting the journey to the stadium to be awful but bc I have to be there hours before kick-off it was fine, though I still saw some Scotland fans on the tube and they clocked my uniform and asked me about what I was doing and wished me luck for the day which was actually really sweet.

For my first shift manicure I did my nails a pastel lime green to match the accent colours on my uniform, going super super neutral (as volunteers representing UEFA we had to be neutral anyway, but for me even more so).

Genuinely I don't think I had ever seen so many people wearing kilts on one place (a couple of people were in formal highland dress, the rest were just in football shits, kilts and trainers, sadly there wasn't many bagpipes where I was)

The one thing I remember from the day was that were my group was stationed towards the back of the stadium was so windy. It was literally early June and I was having to do star jumps to keep myself warm (either I took my hoodie as a just in case or my Sister-in-Law told me to take it, either way I was so glad I had it on under my raincoat)

As I wasn't on shift for egress (the bit where everyone leaves the stadium) I left just after kick-off with my packed lunch dinner and hot footed it back to my relatives place to avoid any carnage, pretty sure I was the only person in the whole city thrilled with a 0-0 draw dvhsjdvhdfjzhj

MD2 - Group Stage: Czech Republic v England

Besties for my second shift I came prepared. I had so much stuff in my backpack it was a good thing I was on shift for both Ingress and Egress as I struggled to fit my food bag into it before going home.

This shift was really fun as it was pretty minimal stakes, England were pretty much guaranteed to be through into the knockout stages so the spectators were mostly fine. For this shift I was based on Wembley way so I spent 90% of the time taking pictures of people with the stadium in the background. For my nails I went with a bright orange (it's my favourite colour so I had to fit it in at some point)

We were all stood down just before kick-off and were sent to the volunteer centre to have our meal, which was a sandwich, packet of crisps, fruit, chocolate, and at either this match or the next one we got some hot soup as well. The eating area was literally in the middle of Wembley arena (as in the bit where the concerts happen), which was wild but with social distancing they needed plenty of space. It was actually quite fun getting to decompress and chat with everyone.

Egress was super simple, just smiling and waving goodbye but some of us had light sticks which led to a bunch of us pretending we were in Star Wars, naturally. (I had a criminal amount of fun, sadly I had to hand the light stick back before I left).

MD3 - Round of 16: Italy v Austria

So for this shift I got given a megaphone :D

It was so much fun, obviously I used it for Serious and Official Volunteering Messages, but I did have a bit of fun by saying Buona Sera to any Italian fans which... their costumes were so good. We had Mario and Luigi and some people dressed up as pizza slices. They brough such a great vibe and were just living their best lives and were really nice to all of us. The entrance I was posted at was at the Italian end so there wasn't that many Austria fans, but I did see one lady wearing a really pretty dirndl which I complemented her on.

This match started the recurring theme all of us had of "please don't go to extra time I want to get home before midnight"... none of them listened which was very rude and bc I was a bit weary of travelling round London super late at night I asked to leave early since my London based fam live on the other side of the city to Wembley and I got back safely!

For this match I did my nails bright pink, and if you ever want a good picture of your manicure take pictures on the tube bc the lighting will never let you down (especially if they're shimmery of sparkly)

[puppet-purgatory]

you won't post 1 headcanon for every puppet. you wont

i WILL. AND i'll do it in chronological order from appearance (more or less). but it will be under a readmore after the first season so i dont interrupt anyones scrollin

The Professor: i think in addition to growing a bit from Dino DNA(tm) he also has feathers now. just some feathers in there with his fur. maybe even molts and is miserable about it

Death: he plays guitar And piano, but just as a hobby. he's like a salaryman who had a garage band as a teenager and never fully gave up on the dream

Propeller: propeller SADSTUCK: i think he legitimately had to go to therapy for the britannica shit that happened. PH feels like it would be that realistic about mental health tbh

Big Pile of Diamonds: his mustache is fake. his greatest secret. his greatest shame.

God: he actually really likes to dance! unfortunately next 2 no one will do it since... The Incident

Train: does he not have a better name... maybe put a mr. in front of there... anyway he feels betrayed by the U.S. since they gave up the train model for highways/interstates and the motorcar industry. gets REALLY heated about it

Mt. Vesuvius: has a bunch of speeches given by famous latin authors and orators memorized, but sometimes he mashes them up without realizing/misattributes which one was written by whom. old man moments

Hatshepsut's Goose: can't remember what their gender was in life. that's fine, they love being a nonbinary icon. AMAB (Assigned Mummy at (em)Balming)

Clipped Coin: dodges the spool's wrath by being unflappable and so down to earth despite his apparent success. truly the king of staying in his own lane

Olympic Torch: hes a cranky piece of shit and only really enjoys sporting competition. he was complaining about being in the group puzzle photo so god just picked him up and he went ffffffffffine. okay. ill smile for 2 seconds

Gay Oars: i think they Also went to therapy, mostly relationship counseling, and now they are back and better than Ever. unbreakable bond. im abt to pen a whole ass comic series about them getting married in purgatory

Policarpa's Spool: still thinks of himself as a spy type, but there's only so much spying he can do in... purgatory. of course, his primary nemesis is the treasure chest.

Lake Donner Snowman: idk if this counts as a headcanon per se but in my very short list where i recast the puppets as famous singers, he is ABSOLUTELY voiced by Weird Al Yankovic.

St. Nick's Wet Bones: sort of taking the whole purgatory thing in stride. he kinda feels like he's in retirement! now he's a minor agent of chaos who's looked after by his darling Pickle Boys

Beast of Gevaudan: i was so sad when the infinitiger wasn't real, i wanted them to have a cooking show together so badly and destroy the horse's self-esteem. i love him. hes so abominably french

Stool of Gold: well-traveled, well-read, literally just as sensible as the Book or the Oars, but finds the chaos entertaining to spectate.

Ziryab's Oud: I think that the puppets have divvied up the whole Wondrium Arena and all have designated Living Areas, and he has a whole dressing room filled with shitty costumes he can't even wear. every time someone knocks he answers like hes on MTV's Cribs.

Bye Bye Brothers: they live in the orchestral pit and treat it like a secret lair. only other Murderer Puppets are allowed in. EXCLUSIVE club

Flower Boat: GNC Icon. this is a flower boat stan account. jenuinely a wholesome, emotional vessel doing their best to pitch in.

Molasses Horse: you can wash him as much as you want, that shit always just comes back somehow. the book theorizes it's psychosomatic at this point, since they're technically only souls at this point.

Tiny Piece of Wheat: bro i bet they went through SUCH phases after finding out about the professor's death. like all five stages of grief and then four more that have not yet been discovered by humans. dw kiddo, u got Grandparents incoming

Emu: the type of guy to fistfight you and then help you up. laid back but ready to throw down at a MOMENT'S notice. has no beef with the Wheat, but generally avoids them to keep from any Upsets.

Treasure Chest: has a little list of get-rick-quick schemes he wants to test, but has no way to in purgatory. he has one braincell bouncing around in his head like the DVD logo

Scabs & Pus: they get to hang out with the Bye Bye Brothers in their little club :) they're gross dudes to look at and be around. but they are ultimately harmless and friendly and just happy to be included.

Book: i love da book. I think he lives in the music library backstage and finds librettos for stageplays/musicals to pitch to the group to put on, as well as produces their little TV shows.

Birch Trees: since they share a root system, they have a telepathic link and communicate without even speaking, which is fucking creepy as hell when one or both of them just start laughing out of nowhere. they probably enjoy acting sinister

Asmodeus: he worked HARD on his song for the show!!!!! i think he's a bit of a ham sometimes when he gets the chance. also his goat head bites literally anything that comes close on reflex.

The Devil: while everything he does is to get souls, it also feels like he wants for positive and is less an Enemy of God and more an Irritating Coworker. in my brain they have a whole Tom and Jerry thing going on.

I don't have anything for the Fake Puppets the Substitute impersonated, but im planning on drawing some infinitiger soon bc he was my fave for sure

The Substitute: this is PURELY crack but i think it would be hilarious if he had voice commands like some tech does. i want him to climb back in the window and ryan just yells XBOX TURN OFF and he vanishes.

Dino Dad/Dinosir: i think even after he gets to the present and learns about all kinds of rocks and gems and crystals he Still just loves a big old rock he can lay on and sun himself with. like a dad and his armchair. doesnt gotta be fancy, just has to be comfy.

Dino Mom/Dinosara: i think she would be REALLY into the fake tv shows the puppets in the Wondrium Arena make. and they'd probably Love to have her as a fan. i think both the professor's parents are Hella popular.

[livvyofthelake]

new lost ranking post the hurley episode i watched last night. episode 18? maybe. whatever

1. jack obviously. he’s never getting knocked off the top of the pyramid there’s literally nothing anyone else could do to make me like them more than jack…. nothing this show ever does will ever beat do no harm

2. sayid!!! his swag is like. so unbeatable… he just hits different AND he’s a total hottie too woah… loving his paranoid insane freak arc this season. the writers were like what if we killed his girlfriend and made him act insane. and i’m eating it up actually i mean i wish they hadn’t killed his girlfriend considering that was literally my good friend shannon who i miss deeply. but sayid is NOT moving on and i love it… need me a freak like that sorry

3. claire… maternity leave was HUGE… and that’s my friend belle she always ranks higher than she probably should because she’s my friend belle <3

4. hurleyyyyy :) my special little prince and i mean this… i’m such a hurley girl and yeah sure you can also chalk that up to the fact that hurley is the pet character of eddie and adam and i would love anything eddie and adam did forever and ever except that tron movie i could never quite get through watching. heart! anyway yeah i love hurley he’s my guy… hurley is so. me age 19 but different but the same. wow. if hurley could read some of my notes app poetry from 2020 he’d feel seen in a way that would motivate him to seek professional help. but let’s not get into that

5. ana lucia SORRY. she kinda sucks so fucking bad and yes she killed my beautiful girl shannon but that was only her fault as much as it’s a gun’s fault when someone uses it to kill someone. so i’ve never blamed her for that it’s just a bad situation which she will notttt be coming out on top of 😐. but i think she’s sooo cool in a woman who sucks way… and her cunty 2000s ass outfit is crazy… the black tank top and low rise bootcut jeans and chunky belt and zip up utility vest…. i’d dress up as her for halloween if i was the kind of person who dressed up for halloween or was willing to buy an ugly belt for a one wear costume. also her plot with sayid rn is soooo good they’re looking at each other just two paranoid FREAKS going. you aren’t crazy. and neither am i. let’s fucking kill these Others. it’s sooooo good… and she never makes the same mistake twice…

6. eko my good friend eko…. he’s so…. he’s just so kind… imagine having the patience and compassion to be nice to charlie right now. woah

7. kate. in her flop era rn and it’s DIRE. but we love her this is the highest i can put her right now i’m sorry girl you just can’t beat out eko and hurley and ana etc when you’re acting like this….

8. rose and bernard <3 soooooo excited for them next episode it’s not even funny… that’s literally rose and bernard….

9. libby. category five obsessed with that freak disease! she took one look at that loser hurley and was like he’s so fucking pathetic and weird. and i want him so bad. and i HAVE to respect her game. she said oh yeah i’m gonna talk him back from suicide and then it’s ON…

10. danielle rousseau… she literally slayed the house down in maternity leave… sorry queen for never including you in these lists before now my bad fr!

11. sun <3 she’s so. your girl friend who deserves way better but she’s so happy with her annoying and unlikeable man you can’t even tell her to dump his ass no matter how bad you want to

12. michael… where tf is michael… i miss him :(

13. new guy. i can’t very well call him henry now can i. wtf is his name… kinda like his pathetic gay swag. but he’s sooo annoying 🙄 and frankly i stand with sayid’s paranoid freak ass… but he’s kinda fun to have around i admit! love how he’s always playing mind games!!

14. locke admittedly has been slaying lately but i still think all his backstory episodes are lame and bad and also. as we say. an enemy of jack’s…

15. jin. he like. swings wildly between me hating him so bad i hope he dies and me thinking he’s soooo interesting and compelling and cool. the whole truth was a crazy episode in this way when it started i was like wow he needs to kill himself. and then by the end i was like woah why is he the most interesting man on lost island…. the way he literally can’t talk to anyone but sun as a physical storytelling metaphor for his closed off nature that prevents him from ever being truly known… wowie!

16. charlie. he’s flopping soooo hard this season. remember when charlie used to be a top five character. that’s crazy

17. sawyer. goes without explanation

[catchyhuh]

HALLOWEEN!!!!

halloween pretty much started late august anyway this is overdue. let’s get seasonal. but first,

PRO VS ANTI CANDY CORN, IN ORDER:

zeni, lup (just gets a bit too sweet after that first handful) jigen, fujicakes, goemon (“tastes like a dollop of corn syrup drowned in orange sugar”)

lupin: 

fucking LOVES it. i mean you know he already loves dressing up and playing made up characters so this just feels like another excuse to get crafty with it. if he could stand the consistency/normalcy of owning a house he’d absolutely be that guy getting arrested for having way too many obnoxious decorations lighting up the street at 4 a.m. and you KNOW IT!!

would he, a grown ass man, trick or treat? no. unless you count hightailing it to walmart and stuffing those mixed packs into his shorts lolz I MEAN THAT IS TECHNICALLY FREE CANDY SO MAYBE IT COUNTS

costume: boring answer is vampire but. yeah that IS his go-to. he just loves the variety and consistency he gets with it simultaneously! of course, not to say he doesn’t have fun with it time to time. he just seems to be a vampire like, every other year

jigen:

he can have a little fun with it if he so chooses. depends on the weather, literally. if the air is crisp and the leaves are pretty and falling all nicely where they’re currently stationed for some heist or something, he’ll get in a autumny mood, but if it’s already gotten too cold, or worse, it’s still hot, then yeah he’s not super impressed

dude lowkey adores the excuse to startle people. if they actually handed out candy and shit he’d absolutely pretend to be a halloween prop sitting on the porch only to move when someone reaches for the candy bowl and tries to take two. and then he laughs so obnoxiously loudly about it that the next like five batches of kids aren’t even phased. don’t worry. a fresh, unsuspecting pack will arrive soon enough.

costume: again boring, usual answer is a werewolf. look at that beard dude he LOOKS like a werewolf!! but he could have fun with like a zombie getup, or maybe like a stereotypical 20’s mafia type. he can even wear the same hat and keep smoking, but it’s INSISTED that he get the pinstripe suit too

fujiko:

“haha, don’t you think that’s a little juvenile for me?” frankly no i don’t is cuz that a fucking bedazzled jason voorhees mask on your front door??

she’s not exactly breaking into spirit halloween, pulling out the mummy cakepops and shit, but like lupin, she loves an excuse go dress up, she just… keeps it a little more reasonable than he does

on the night of, she probably goes to like, one party, then when she’s inevitably disappointed by it, she goes home and pops in like rocky horror or something. it’s halloweeny enough

costume: NO DOUBLEDIPPING!! NEVER! she’s gone as everything reasonably attainable under the sun, so long as it doesn’t cover her lovely face up. she likes having unique costumes, but the actual ooak costume making process with the sewing machine and everything didn't really work out for her the one time she tried, so she’ll either bring together different pieces to pull it off or use some poor schmuck’s money to get one made for herself. she has fun with it!!

goemon:

doesn’t FEEL the hype but GETS it. understands it from an outsider standpoint. he knows his company well, and he understands why it appeals to them. before meeting them, he probably saw fall as a calm time of year. lmao. lol even.

really the only one i can reasonably see handing out candy in a normal, pleasant fashion. firmly insists the child may take one. but maybe they can pick a second one, since they were so polite. and maybe a third as well since they clearly put love into their costume, and it IS a bit chilly tonight-- BUT NO MORE! 

costume: guy’s already dressed like this, put some white face paint on him and ring his eyes with purple and you have your spooky long-deceased spirit of the damned. ooouuouuouuu scary! the others try to throw less generic ones at him time to time, but he doesn’t like anything TOO wacky, and need he remind you he doesn’t HAVE to partake in the festivities, so maybe he’ll be a jedi for ONE year, count it, ONE singular year, but that’s IT

zenigata:

for such a tough guy he’s very easily startled! he recovers easy but god is he sick of those stupid motion activated animatronics. he’d rather eat phillips head screws soaked in vinegar than go to a haunted house

that said his favorite parts are easily the costumes and snacks. which. duh that’s everyone’s favorite but he really is content just hanging back and looking at what other people have come up with! even if it’s common it’s fun to like. tally how many elsa’s are out there. the food, of course, is self explanatory. he may be one of the few people left on earth who immediately associate candy apples with halloween. also makes a beeline for the monster cereal the minute september hits ITS A CUTE THEME OKAY!! BOOBERRY JUST TASTES GOOD

costume: may have to be bribed into it. it’s not that he hates the fun. like i said, he thinks the costumes are cute, but he feels like it’d be too silly for him to really go out of his way getting dressed up. this of course is patently bullshit almost nothing is “too silly” for this fucker and it’s not too hard to convince him to do some bullshit. otherwise he just looks like he’s going as columbo and inspector gadget’s fused clone. 

[morethanaloveinterest]

A Placid Review of Leia's Costumes in ESB

Let's talk about Leia's costumes in the Empire Strikes Back and they reflect her character.

This is the first costume we see Leia wearing in this movie and she wears it (or a version of it) for most of the film. To compare with her previous movie, where she just wore a couple of white dresses, this is a substantial deviation. I'm glad she didn't have to wear a dress on Hoth - instead, she gets this great snow suit. It is still in her signature color and she still has her hair up in a similar (though more flattering) style than in ANH. We see other folks wearing similar things and she seems to have rank information on the vest, which goes a long way to establishing her place in this organization in a way that did not happen before (she should have gotten a costume change for the trench run is all I'm saying).

Female representation: 10/10 For a lady in science fiction? Yeah, it's perfect. It's a full body snow suit and it could have easily been a catsuit or something figure-hugging. Instead, it is clearly padded and looks actually appropriate for this snow scape.

Practicality: 10/10 Obviously, it is the most practical option! It is probably the most practical thing we ever see her wear (or any of the other ladies in this series, honestly). And I may be biased because I, too, live in a frozen winter wonderland for a significant part of the year, but this is just so perfect. I would absolutely wear this all the time.

Leia wears this costume on Cloud City. It is very nice to see her get a costume change during the events of the film! The dress is quite different from either we have seen her wear before and having some color is great. It also makes sense for her to wear this for the more romantic scenes with Han. The colors are close to red and her hair is starting to come down a bit - all indicating that she is more available for a love story than she was in the last movie.

Female representation: 10/10 Honestly, Leia is probably gonna get 10s almost all across the board. But this one is great because it gives a more feminine impression as well as showing off her figure a bit without either removing her agency. It makes sense for her to wear this based on what we know about her.

Practicality: 8/10 I suppose it is a bit less practical - she changes out of it as soon as the action starts up again. Presumably it is a little difficult to move about while wearing it, but it's still pretty good.

Battle Leia for the end of the movie! I love how she wraps up her love story and then gets back to the business of rescuing everyone. So she changes out of the soft warm colors and back into her white practical outfit. Without the vest - it would be too hot and she doesn't need to show her rank anymore. But because she has that romantic scene with Han, her hair is still down. So this demonstrates how she ends the movie having a similar outfit, but enough differences to show that she has changed because of her experiences.

Female representation: 10/10 I love this jumpsuit so much, you guys. Where can I get one? Anyway, same above - even without the vest, it is not scandalously figure-hugging. It again makes sense as something she would wear.

Practicality: 10/10 Just as practical. Presumably less hot and her hair is down a bit, but not enough to get in her eyes as she runs around shooting at storm troopers.

This is the dress she wears in the final scene of the movie. It is the same design as the one she wore for most of ANH, but obviously it is not literally the same dress. It might be supposed to be but this is clearly a different fabric (likely thicker material). Her hair is up in a way reminiscent of the end of ANH but much simpler. Both choices make sense as she has finally returned to the Rebellion after the adventure of this movie and is going to get a bit of a respite before the next.

Female representation: 10/10 As I said about this dress before, it is a great costume for our leading lady to be wearing. Especially for the time period. And it can be made into costumes for all ages - an added bonus - without actually infantilizing her or whatever. She is an adult, dressed as a Senator and it's great.

Practicality: 9/10 Again, it may not be the most practical for running around (certainly less than her jumpsuit) but is still reasonably practical for what she needs to do.

If you enjoyed this, check out my Star Wars for the Girlies Series (New episode on Leia!)

[bordemsgardem]

literally just woke up and delirious, but I got gender thoughts that I wanna get outta my head- Usually I just go to my personal friends with these kind of long-form unplanned explanations on how I view myself as a person, buuut idk. Be warned that it's pretty all over the place? I've never prided myself on being concise lmao. Putting it under a read more, so if you wanna read you can! If you don't, then you can continue to scroll without much worry! <3

So I use nonbinary since it's the easiest to sort of fit myself into, but if I were to describe how I view myself using as many terms as I deem fit: transmasc agender drag queen/king I like presenting and portraying what I think is feminine, it's like a play to me! I remember wanting to be a drag queen but convincing myself that I couldn't because "I was already a woman", but that sentence never felt right to me. No matter how many times I was called a girl or she/her, I never felt like it fit me. Over the pandemic's quarantine times, I realized that I may have been trans, I tried wearing undershirts that flattened out my chest and started wearing my clothing in a way to try and make myself look more boyish, but even that didn't quite feel right either. I felt like I was trying to play the role of a man, which admittedly was also fun. Shoutout to drag kings btw, y'all the real ones- you don't know how many stubble tutorials I watched so I could get a lil beard going on- I look hot as fuck with a bit of stubble btw, that shit is cool as hell!!!! Anyways- as I grew up, I was never really forced to wear clothing I didn't want to wear. I wore everything from dresses to backwards caps and overalls to whatever the hell I just so happened to have on hand. And I am grateful that my parents raised me like that- But through it all, I am just their daughter to them- even if I'm wearing very masculine clothing and purposely speaking with my voice lowered so I can look manly- and I'm ok with that. I'm not gonna stop them. I'm just putting on a costume to them and that's accurate enough to say! They don't need to know that I don't feel any gender in terms of myself and who I am. I do use a lot of more masculine terms to refer to myself? Never sure why, but it fits I think. I'm just a guy, I'm a dude, I'm a bro, I'm a man- but in the way I am a wannabe surfer dude and that's how I talk- I love costume btw, you know that? I am a cosplayer after all. I wear a lot of my cosplay pieces as normal accessories in my everyday life when I'm out on the town. People fucking love it btw! And that makes me happy! I can be dressed up as a mushroom and not need to worry about being cringe in public- and that is what my own presentation of my gender is to me. I wouldn't call myself gender fluid, it definitely isn't that. I've tried demigender and various other labels, and it turns out that agender is the best. I don't feel one way or another when I'm at home. I'm just a person who exists, and that's great! How I dress tho? Oh that is fluid- it's like water- Honestly my ideal self is to have my physical body appear traditionally masculine, but my clothing to be traditionally feminine. I wanna look cool as fuck! I love that look! I want to look like that! But since I am just some petite lil guy now, I gotta use my costuming prowess to get the job done. I'll be the cute girl next door- the pretty anime boy from some show that aired in the 2000s. Do I want to be mothman? I'll be mothman! Am I feeling like Majima that day? Then I'm Majima. I'm gonna be a princess now! Fuck it! Who's going to stop me? My gender may not exist, but for the sake of the people I'm going to serve cunt! The compliments boost my self confidence and I feel great! TLDR: If I'm a girl, no I'm not but yes I am- if I'm a boy then no i'm not but yes I am- If I'm genderless? oh yea no yea no yea fr I am that no yea- But also look at me be hot as fuck in my baller fits-

[slashingdisneypasta]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS. I literally read it at lightning speed during my 10 min break at work today and then had it on my mind for SIX whole hours until I could come home and write a continuation for you!!! I am soooooooo unbelievably, unbelievably touched that you wrote Lottie!!

Please forgive me if I get Shiny or Poppy wrong!! And just let me know if you want me to take this down, no hard feelings at all ^^

"Yup. Sounds good t'me!" Shiny nodded before wrapping her arms around her two favorite ladies in Toontown, a mischievous glint in her eyes that made Lottie raise a brow and Poppy sigh with a slightly amused grin of her own, "Let's roll, gals!"

~

"Good evening, gentlemen!" Shiny calls, at a proper volume, the moment that she sees them on the stairs in front of their apartment building. Lottie leans backwards so she can see Poppy behind their usually crazy friend, and mouths 'Good evening'? with an amused, dubious look on her face.

'Gentlemen'? Poppy mouths back, also amused- though, milder. Lottie shakes her head, disconnecting from Shiny and going to slip behind Wheezy before he sees her.

Smartass looks up from the ground he was boredly staring at once he heard Shiny's voice that generally brings him nothing but pain, and squints through the darkness at her. "... Hm. So y' look the part... we'll see if you're able to keep the craziness inside for the whole night." Smartass responds, looking wholly unimpressed by Shiny's appearance. "Remember what's on the line."

Theirs a mischievous glint in her eyes, but Shiny remains quite composed; completely collected. "50 American dollars... Plus your dignity, correct?"

Smartass gives her a stern look. "Alright so are we goin' or what?? I already don't wanna be out tonight and- what the hell are you wearin!??"

His eyes have fallen on Poppy now that they had approached. Lottie rolls her eyes deeply at her father's lack of tact, and Shiny's eyes narrow the tiniest bit, arm still linked tightly with Poppy's- though she manages to keep her mouth shut. Poppy's, on the other hand, falls open. "I- I- It's um, from Phantom- "

"Christine!~ " Greasy suddenly flies out of the building, having not been on the steps with the others when they walked up. And as soon as the all see his costume, they know why.

... he must have snooped through Poppy's things. Or maybe he spied on her. Or he had someone watch her.

Something!!

Because Greasy is dressed up as Erik.

And Poppy feels like exploding. "How- How- Why???" They look like a couple!! Oh, god-

Greasy hops down on one knee before Poppy and Shiny, and Poppy looks down mortified at him while Shiny looks down deeply amused at him. Lottie, still crouched up on the steps behind her smoking uncle waiting for her moment, facepalms. "I am your angel of music for tonight, Poppy~~ Heh. Look, I saw the costume in your laundry room the other day and couldn't help myself~ "

"... wait. When were you in my house?"

... Greasy gives pause, at this; Looking completely guilty but unwilling to admit he is. "Uh- I needed a cup of sugar. You wouldn't have minded anyway. What was that Wheezy?? You need me?? I'll be right over!"

"Don't you bring me into this. Pops, you look great by the way."

As Shiny squeezes Poppy's arm excitedly, like see! toldya!, Poppy goes a light shade of pink getting the compliment. "Thank you, Wheezy."

"No problem."

"I like your costume too! You're uh... " When Wheezy lazily picks his vest up, they all see a name tag on there reading 'Background Character Number #7'. "Clever."

Lottie chooses this moment, as Wheezy takes a slow drag of his current cigarette, to slip down onto the stair right next to him. "Yeah, real clever. But not as clever as mine."

One look at her and the smoke comes right out, by way of laughter. "I was starting to think you were never gonna do me like the others."

"Yeah, well, I did not rue the idea of wearing your stinky clothes. Not even a deep clean will get rid of the smoke smell at this point."

He rolls his eyes at her, seeing the little girl who used to live on his lap and dressed up as her father with she was six and yelled at them all the whole night. "Charming, chickadee."

She grins, and hops up off the stairs. "Tonight I'm not charming, I'm lackadaisical," Sticking a fad in her mouth, she relaxes her body language to an impressive extent- the likes of which none of them had ever seen anyone quite achieve but Wheezy. "I'm you."

Biting her bottom lip, Shiny manages to just stop herself from letting slip a manic giggle. "Oh, the girl has you tapped."

"I still think her best costume was when she was me... " Psycho (Wearing a stick-on moustache, which is really all they can ever get him to wear), who had been playing with a beetle that he had managed to catch, looks up now to see everyone and as soon as he does his eyes zero in on Poppy. For a moment he just stares, standing there so still that the beetle manages to slip out of his covered paws and scatter.

Then his eyes shift ever so slightly to see Greasy as the phantom, whispering something with Shiny. Immediately his lips curl downwards and he squints hard at the pervert. Tonight will be battle.

Before Psycho can say anything, though, Stupid (Dressed as a pirate, fit with a hook and big fancy boots) "No wayyyy! Duh, the best year was when she was me!"

"Oh, no." Shiny finally disconnects from Poppy, and moves to put her hands on Lottie's shoulders; Resembling an old-lady aunt at a family gathering with the gentle, sickly sweet look on her face. "Her best year was when she was her father, definitely. Adorable."

"... okay, you're freaken me out now."

"Oh Smartass we're only just starting~ "

Uncomfortable being in the middle of this moment, this bet that is getting weird now, Lottie slips out from beneath her old friends hands and sets her sights on her father. "... that reminds me Dad, where's your costume??"

"Aghhhh, he refused to even entertain the idea." Greasy groans, rolling his eyes as he appears next to Poppy. He turns to her with a shrug, earning an eyeroll from her when he explains. "I only suggested he would make an excellent Mickey Mouse... you know, because he's small, petite, cute... he did not enjoy this suggestion."

"Did you really think he would go for that???"

Shiny coughs, and nudges Wheezy incessantly; making him say something because she cant tonight. Wheezy sighs, but gives her this; Because its true. "He doesn't exactly light up a room, Grease... "

After flashing his second in command, his 3rd in command, and Shiny a nasty glare, Smartass gives his daughter a sarcasm-filled look. "Oh, did I forget to put it on?? Oh no... damn... well, too late now. Woe is me. We better get goin' to the party- "

"Dad we talked about this- we voted- "

"Lots, I'm already dressed as a moron- lettin' you people take me out after 8 on a work night. What else you want??"

For minutes, father and daughter engage in a stare off, everyone else watching in various stages of confusion (Stupid, Poppy), exasperation (Greasy, Psycho, Wheezy), and curiosity (Shiny), until Smartass rolls his eyes backwards into his skull so hard it looks like it hurts.

Without a word, Smartass turns and storms back into the building. Lottie relaxes back down on the stairs, stretching her legs out like Wheezy and nibbling on her candy cigarette.

"Everyone, sans Poppy, I believe you have a new leader."

AHHH I love your Greasy ask! I'll get to that as soon as I can. But it inspired me to send an ask to you too! You don't have to answer this of course. I just need to vent this thought I've had now XD

So yesterday, I remembered the Halloween episode of Buffy. The one where they all transform into what they all dressed up as. I'm nit imagining the transforming part, but I thought of Poppy and Shiny in the position of Buffy and Willow; Shiny choosing to dress up as a lady (though I'm thinking maybe more like 40's lady rather than 19'th century), and Poppy choosing to go for something more ~revealing~ (she'd totally try to wear Christine's point of no return costume. Dressing up as a specific character would be the only way Poppy would convince herself to wear something with a low neck line like that on a holiday XD)

I'm thinking maybe Shiny is doing this on a dare or something. Like maybe somebody said she couldn't be a proper lady even if she tried, and she's proving them wrong. And being friends with Shiny has actually encouraged Poppy to try to wear something like this! And Shiny is all for it (and also tries to stop Poppy from covering herself up like Buffy did with Willow XD)

So yeah, these gals are dressing up in a complete opposite direction others would expect them to. Poppy is worried she's going to be judged (especially by her other crazy friend/love interest) and considering going for the sheet ghost costume now, Shiny is keeping Poppy's anxieties in check with encouragement and ready to strut her stuff- like a prim and proper lady would.

Ooh what do you think Lottie would wear for Halloween? Especially if she was trying to go for something no one would expect her to wear?

OMGGGGG I LOVE THAT EPISODE. IMAGINE THE TOON PATROL DEALING WITH A PUT-TOGETHER, SENCIBLE, DOCILE 'LADY' SHINY AND A *COUGH* 'BAR MAID' POPPY! AND IMAGINE IF LOTTIE DRESSED UP AS WHEEZY FOR THE NIGHT XD

So Psycho and Smartass are trying to keep Poppy outta trouble, Greasy's being wielded out by calm sensible Shiny, and Wheezy and Stupid are dealing with Fem Wheezy 😂 XD

[batz]

hm. I Think,,, I Hate Makeup

[midnight-lilac-blue-hues]

An Oni and his Angel

Despite being an demon, Itto takes care of his angel really good

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Itto x fem!reader

Warning!!! NSFW below the cut!

Use of she/her pronouns, College AU, Halloween (I know we are in march), fratboy!Itto, drinking (alcohol, but you don't drink so), consensual sex, pet names, breeding kink, creampies, degrading, ass slapping.

Tag: @abyssalrose

Notes: jsuabsisjw, literally love this so much!!! I kind of went in a different direction than what I was thinking, I couldn't get fratboy Itto out my head.

Itto always had a soft spot for you, your dynamic was a 70s classic. Popular fratboy who gets with the seemingly dorky, smart girl. Except, you two weren’t even dating, just good friends. It was your sophomore year at your college, and Halloween was approaching. Itto had invited you to his frat party, and after weeks of begging, you cracked. The breaking point was when he got down on both knees and pleaded in the crowded cafeteria, and asked you to go. You didn’t really like going to parties on Halloween, you were more stay-at-home and watch horror movies. Maybe have a few friends over and dress up once and while, but not a party.

But since you were going to a Halloween party, you had to get a costume. You settled with an angel, something plain but cute. But as you drove throughout town, the only angel costume you could find was the sexy ones. Stuff that barely covered your butt, and showed way too much cleavage and skin. You were about to dismiss going for the angel, but your friend, Yoimiya, convinced you to just go with the sexy angel.

The night of the party came, and you went with Yoimiya, who was wearing a calico cat costume, and Ayaka, who was wearing a snow queen costume. You hung onto Yoimiya’s arm, you were also not good at social interactions, so Yoimiya was basically your interpreter.

The two girls dragged you to the counter, where there was bottled beer waiting to be picked. You decided to not pick one up, you were not about to get drunk at a frat party. But Yoimiya felt different and grabbed two and handed one to Ayaka.

You hung out at the counter, the music was blaring and lights were sure to give you a headache the next morning. Meanwhile, Itto was in the crowd looking for you but was caught up with other girls, trying to flaunt their outfits to him. He was too focused on finding you, he accidentally brushed them off rudely. The three of you were chatting it up, it was going well, you could get used to it, as long as your friends were there. And as soon as you said, the DJ shifted the music to a new song, and that made Yoimiya drunkenly scream out, “OH SHIT! THIS IS MY SONG!” And like a firework, she grabbed Ayaka’s arm and dragged her to the dance floor. You attempted to join them, but it turns out, playing City Girls is the best way to get everyone to dance.

So you were left alone at the counter, a pretty angel with no one to protect. And seemingly imminently, a guy came up to you and started to flirt. He was not really that attractive to you, you’d probably have to take three shots before you could sleep with him. You shifted uncomfortably on your feet, as the guy continued to talk to you. You hoped that the two minutes would end and your friend would come back.

As you continued to dread the situation you were in, Itto found you at the counter. ‘Of course, she would be here!’ he smacked his forehead as he thought that. Then he noticed who you were next, then your body language. Itto may be a bit dumb, but he knows when you are uncomfortable. He remembers how your face got when he pleaded for you to come to this party in front of all those people. Anyways, he pushed his way through the crowd (more like people shuffled away from him unless they wanted to be knocked down by his muscles) to get to you. He protectively threw his arm around your shoulder, “Hey [Name], where have you been? I’ve been looking all over for you.”

The guy who was talking to you paused in awe, he muttered an “oh shit.” He placed his cup down and spoke up, “I’m sorry, Itto. I didn’t know that was your chick. Listen, I would have not come up to her if I’d known it was your girl. I’m sorry, man, I’ll get going now, see ya.”

Itto nodded throughout the guy’s monologue, “yeah, yeah. I’ll see you two.” And the guy fleed. You’ll admit, it was funny how the guy ran away from you two. But you had bigger things to worry about. Cause when you looked up to Itto, he was practically shirtless, and his chest was huge! You knew he worked out, and you knew he had a chest, but not like that!

“So [Name], how do you like this party. Um, minus that creep,” he shook you by your shoulder to get you to answer. But you were hyperfocus on the two globals in front of you. His nips were pierced, noticeable, and the straps around his arms puffed them out more. Your eyes were wide as can be, and it didn’t take long for Itto to notice. “Hey, my eyes are up here,” he chuckled.

“Ah! I’m sorry,” you pulled away, but Itto brought you back to him again.

“No worries. I’ve been getting a lot of stares from everyone, nothing new.” He looked down at you, “plus you’re eyecatching yourself,” he smirked and red-tinted your face. “So. How’d you’d like my party?” and before you could even speak, Itto cut you off, “I know, I know. It’s The best party you’ve been to, no need to thank me.” You two laughed, you forgot all about your social awkwardness. You were happy that Itto came to find you, and you were happy you weren’t alone anymore.

“So what are you supposed to be?” You were almost broken out of the hypnotizing outfit he had. Your eyes wandered, he had on black baggy pants, two red horns, and red markings (more like strips) all along his body.

“I’m an oni.” You looked at him confused, “Huh?! You’ve never heard of an oni before?!”

You shook your head, “You look more like a demon.”

Itto slapped his hand over his chest, “ow! Ooow! That hurt, [Name],” he let out a laugh to let you know he was joking. You joined him and laughed.

As you and Itto settled down, he said,“Hey so, I know you don’t like crowded places, so me and my buddies are hanging upstairs, you can join us. It’s really chill. No pressure though.” He waved his hands all over the place, and you grab them just so he could relax, you looked into his eyes.

“Sure Itto, I’d like that,” You smiled.

You sat close to Itto on the couch. You didn’t really know any of Itto’s friends well, but you sat comfortably on the side of the couch, Itto held onto your waist as to make you relax.

As the night went on, you lay more and more on Itto’s arm, you were getting sleepy from being out all night. You, subconsciously, put his muscular arm between your boobs. It was hard for him not to notice, and it was hard for the other men not to either. Itto shook his arm to wake you up, “Hey doll, wake up. Don’t want you to fall asleep here,” he got up and brought you to your feet. “I’ll drive you home ok?”

You nodded your head, “mhm,” eyes still closed. You got in his car, and you could feel yourself slowly start to drift into sleep, but you woke yourself up. You totally forgot to tell Yoimiya and Ayaka where you were.

You: Sorry fro ditching you guys, I’m heading to the dorms with Ito rn

Ayaka: No problemo! Yoimiya got suuuuper wasted, and I’m trying to get her back to her dorm

You: lol

You: send me pics ok?

With that final text, you let yourself fall asleep. Then, too soon, the car stopped. You had forgotten that the campus wasn’t that big, so the car ride was about 5 minutes, you groaned. You heard a door open and closed, then you heard your door open, “Hey doll, wake up.”

“Hmmmm, just. Carry me up to my roommmm,” your eyes were still closed.

“Alright, alright.” You got on his back, his hands found the under part of your thighs. Itto carried you to your dorm, and placed you on your bed, accidentally pinning you between his arms. You opened your eyes to see Itto’s piercing dangling over your body. You didn’t know why it turned you on, but it did, and that slowly brought you away from sleep.

“Itto, did those piercings hurt?”

“Which one? I have lots?”

“The ones on your chest,” his eyes went wide, and you pushed yourself to sit on your bed.

He pulled away from you, but still kept his hands on either side of you, “These things, I- um, not that much. Why do you ask?”

Your face turned red and avoided eye contact, “I. I, kind of want to touch them,” you looked up to him to see his face shock.

His reaction didn’t stay though, quickly turning into a smirk, “Sure [Name], you can touch me,” he softly grabbed your hand, pulling it to his chest. The piercing shined between your fingers and his chest was firm. You place both hands on his chest, running your hands up and down his chest, pinching the metal too. Your eyes caught Itto closing his eyes, and you grinned at the sight. Eventually, you moved down to his 6-pack. You were fully awake now, heat was growing in your pelvis, and your eyes travel, down and down and- There was a tent in his pants. A huge one at that. You gasped.

“Shit-, fuck sorry, [Name]. You didn’t have to see that,” he pulled away from the bed and turned away from you, but before he could you grabbed his hand.

“It’s fine Itto. I can, help you with that.”

“You serious?” his eyes were wider than when you ask to touch his chest, “Like, you are going to. Jerk me off?”

“Y-yeah, unless you, don’t want to” a long silence hung over the two of you, as you stared at each other.

Finally, Itto spoke up. “I want to,” he leans into your space, his lips ghosting yours. You muttered out an ‘ok’ on his lips, and he softly pressed his lips on yours. He was sweet, the kiss got intense after the first few pecks, and you started to press your hand on Itto’s cock. Your hand trailed down, you were trying to find out how big he was, but it kept going, and it was thick too. Itto broke the kiss and let out a hiss, “I can’t hold it in any longer. Fuck, babe, you can’t just, hanh.” He unbuckled his belt and discarded his pants.

He was huge, it may be because you never really looked at dicks from the men you fucked. But he was huge, and it was standing proud, red, and veiny. It easily touched his belly button, and his balls were heavy. Your first thought was, ‘How the fuck will that fit in you’ the second thought was, ‘well it doesn’t have to go IN me’.

You wrapped your fingers around him, slowly pumping his cock up and down. “Fuck, [Name]. You are such a good girl… hmph,” Itto caressed your face, tilting your head up into another kiss. Then you felt Itto’s other hand trail up your thigh, lifting one side of your skirt up in the process. He rested his thumb over your nub, it wasn’t long before you started grinding on his hand, making his hand become wet. After a while, Your hands were covered in pre-cum, and your wrist was going sore. Itto knew it wasn’t enough to make him cum, so he thought of something better, “[Name], I need something more. Like. Can I put it in?” He placed his head on your shoulder, he hiked your skirt up more, and spread your legs wider by your knees.

“Can I?” he repeated, although a lot softer and closer to your ear, and as he did so, his thumb pressed down harder.

You shivered and whined, “Fuck, please do Itto.” The pleasure was mind-numbing, you completely forgot all of your worries about his huge dick.

“Can do, angel,” He slipped your panties off, your pussy and underwear were covered in your own juices, and you mewled at the sight of Itto’s cock resting between your legs. “Gonna fill you up, angel. Is that ok?”

You didn’t know why Itto was stalling, you could see something in his eyes that screamed, ‘I need to be inside of your pussy or I will actually die’. But you just nudge your pussy into his cock, splitting your folds as you did so before the tip dipped completely into your hole. The stretch deliciously burned, and you gasped. “Please Itto, I need it so bad.”

His arms were shaking on either side of you, but when you place your hand on top of his it subsided. Itto’s cock started to fill you up, and as he bottom out, his dick poked through your stomach leaving a noticeable bulge right above your pussy. “Fuck [Name]. For an angel, your pussy is swallowing me up like its done it a 100 times before. Fffuck, but it feels like your gonna, shit, cut my dick off, heh.” You were completely out of it, you were being split open so well you didn’t know what to do except moan. Without warning, Itto pulled his hips back, leaving only the tip in, then slammed his huge cock into your wetness.

“Agh~! Itto~!” He started to pick up his pace, focusing only on how his cock disappeared into your small cunt. You held onto his shoulder, bracing yourself while he brutally pounded inside of you. “Ahhh, Itto slow down!”

“Can’t babe, you feel, Ahh~. So, so, so, good,” Itto placed his hand on your back, then on your stomach. He could feel himself entering and exiting out of you, and it drove him insane. He switches from hard deep thrusts to quick and shallow ones. The best part about that is he was brushing your g-spot over and over, with the help of his hand on your stomach. You were close, really close.

“Aah! I’m close. Keep goin- Aaahhh~,” your voice cracked, your back involuntarily arched in his hold, and your legs quivered against his hips. Itto felt your pussy spasmed around him, tightening and relaxing as your juices covered his cock, leaving a white ring around the base. He continued fucking through your orgasm, and once you came down you opened your eyes to a smirky Itto.

“Such a sluty angel, I haven’t even started,” Itto lightly slapped your ass, “How does it feel being fucked by an oni? Does it feel better than other guys?” He began to rock into you again, going back to the deep thrusts. He waited for your response, but the only thing coming from your mouth was whines from overstimulation. Itto was getting impatience, so he grabbed the back of your knees and pushed them down on your shoulders. The position made you feel all his cock, his balls constantly smacked your ass as he pounded you down into the mattress. Not only that, but the tip of his cock hit your spot every thrust, causing you to mewl and whine right into Itto’s ears.

Your pussy gripped onto him, and he was using you like his own personal sex toy. Itto’s stamina was insane, and only now, after he pulled another orgasm from you, his hips stuttered and lost pace. “I’m gonna cum, gonna cum, cum- Fuck, I’m gonna cum in your cunt [Name], gonna- Argh!” Itto hips were pressed against your own, tip kissing your cervix. His cum filled you up, and you squirmed from the unknown feeling. You were full, oh so very full, Itto’s cock was still in you and with the new liquid dumped inside of you, you were so stuffed.

Itto pulled his cock out, and just when you thought he was finished, he flipped you onto your stomach, shoving his monstrous cock back in. “You still haven’t given me an answer angel. Are you too fucked out to give one?” he heard you moan something like a yes, “Oooh, do you want me to just fill your cunt with my cum?” another yes-like moan. “Alrighty [Name], I’ll fill you up.”

The next round was just as intense. With cum already there, it had nowhere else to go but on the bed and Itto’s dick, which was coated by a mix of Itto’s and your cum. But the cum that stayed inside of you clung to your walls, which made a sound every time Itto stirred your insides. Your moans were muffled by your pillows, it didn’t help that Itto pushed your head into the mattress as he fucked you. Ever so often Itto would slap your ass, which made you shakenly scream into a pillow and tighten around him. “You like that? Ooohm, my angel likes to be punished huh? Such a dirty angel,” you could hear his smile through his words.

You were awake. Well, as awake can you be with a giant cock pounded into you after hours. By now you were squirting around Itto with every thrust he gave until you were dry orgasming. Your bed was a mess and covered with different types of liquid. Itto had you in every position he could think of, and by the end of it, you were sore all over. The last thing you could remember before falling asleep from exhaustion was, sitting on Itto’s lap, legs spread with his finger rubbing your poor abused clit. You had no idea how you’d be able to fuck another man. No one could outmatch Itto.