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[acourtofquestions]

Dont be angry, Finnula said. Be smart.

[soobnny]

dating him | bang chan

❝ have i told you how beautiful you look this morning? ❞

CHAN | lee know | changbin | hyunjin | han | felix | seungmin | jeongin

chan as ur bf wow congratulations

it’s giving strangers to lovers if i’m being fr

u just meet on a random tuesday like nothing out of the ordinary

conversation is made and for SOME reason, chan always feels the cogs in his head stop turning when he’s talking to u

like it feels like he’s constantly on the run all the time so how come with u it’s so different

what did u do to him

well wtvr long story short, he FELL

fell hard

now he’s ur bf

ok hear me out

perk #1: unlimited supply of his hoodies

he’d love it too .. when u wear his hoodie

doesn’t even try to act upset or bothered that u’re stealing his clothes

sometimes he’s the one to even put it on ur bed so u can wear it after u shower

or when u’re coming home from the dorm and when u open ur bag .. oh! his hoodie!

“ah, i must’ve misplaced it 😅😅😅”

yeaaaaaaaaah sure

sure u misplace the hoodie in ur very pink bag instead of his black bag

u’re not very slick christopher bang

u don’t mind tho

his hoodies are always xxxxl in size and it smells like him

perk #2: u have ur own man wife

that man knows how to do everything

he can fix ur sink, build u a table, put oil on ur doorknobs so they don’t harden, can clean, like what can’t he do

have u seen hometown cha cha cha? he’s giving very Chief Hong in his skills

(minho does too but we’ll talk about him in his post)

oh, did i mention he can cook too

one of his favorite little mini dates is when u just go thru cookbooks together

and then … cook

i’m sorry this man is a sucker for domestic things like this

and cooking together means u also grocery shop together

a fun challenge he made up is where u pick up random ingredients and try to make something decent out of it

maaaaaan he’s just giving husband

anyways back to cooking

imagine him in the kitchen right

and he’s tasting something new he made

ofc u’re curious too cos wow whatever the hell he’s making smells and looks good

when you try to ask him if you can taste it, he’d KISS you

“how do you like it? 😏😏😏”

😳😳😳😳

he’s getting bold

he does strike me as shy at first in relationships

and then when u’re together for long, u’re like damn this man kinda freaky

perk #3: his dog

berry loves u

like sometimes even more than chan

(it’s bc u give her extra treats when u can)

u walk his dog together early in the morning

it’s kind of become routine

u’d just get out of bed with messy hair and still in ur pajamas while chan is perfectly ready bc he loves waking up early when he can

u don’t even care that u look like a mess

bc chan always reminds u how beautiful u are every morning

so … messy hair and pajamas … putting the leash on berry and walking outside

it’d just be quiet mostly on the walk

there’s no need for conversation with chan sometimes

chan would say he finally knows what peace means after meeting u

his favorite scene ever is coming home and finding u asleep on the couch with berry

he has a million pictures of that on ur phone

like different days, same scene

sets it as his lockscreen even

on nights u can spend together, u enjoy watching cringy christmas movies w him

cue recreating the scenes

except it’s a massive failure bc both of u just can’t stop laughing

u especially love those christmas movies one

“I DONT HAVE A TWIN WE CANT RECREATE THE PRINCESS SWITCH”

u end up just falling asleep together

ofc not without cuddling and intimate kisses

chan finds he sleeps easier bc of u

he used to always find it so difficult to fall asleep before

so how come it’s as easy as closing his eyes now

btw u two most probably have promise rings

and he most probably wears it as a necklace

and he loves hugging u from behind

chan loves being able to nuzzle his cheek on ur back and hold u

he’d probably do that thing where u’re unaware and then BAM a pair of arms around ur waist

his chin on ur shoulder

oh Wow….. wow i just made myself crazy thinking about that

he’d lean in to kiss ur neck or ur chin bc it’s closest access

and he’d just look at whatever the hell u’re doing

chan loves looking at u

does that sound creepy

he just loves observing u ok !!!!!!

esp when u’re doing something u love

his heart goes 💗💞💕💕💝💘💖💞💓💓

bc that’s his baby

he just adores u tbh

u could just be standing there and chan’s looking at u with heart eyes

anyways whatever CONGRATULATIONS

u guys will probably last forever bc he’s whipped and so in love

he’s giving me the More In Love vibe

like when he falls, he FALLS

happy 4 u

note. credits to user @.luvknow for the layout of this post! let me know what you think! please discuss these with me i’m crazy

[the-moon-files]

Wait, quick idea! Twilight looks like the only hylian in his village because everyone else has round ears, so what if he wasn’t as surprised as the others to see their human companion so resilient, but still fairly impressed because of the fact that most if not all people in his village don’t put themselves in as drastic situations as the reader? Or is this just humans from our world?

get out of my head lmao /lh - you, me, and wayfayrr are actually the same person on diff accounts LMAO

im of the belief that (blame @wayfayrr, my beloved) that he knows of humans bc of some in his village but yeah, just not the type of human in drastic situations

(ALSO they wrote me a fun, long, glorious, male reader human space orc au fic for winning their raffle a bit ago, and it brings up their headcanon abt this and i Adore It actually, check it out here pls if u wanna know🤲)

(also if u see this wayfayrr, sorry for the ping, also should i be calling u moss? or wayfayrr?? idk which, i hope thats even ok to ask 😭 i assumed u would call my ass Moon)

Moon: Male-Masc Reader (he/him)

Orbit: short headcanons-ish, rambling mostly

Stars: Twilight Princess Link (Twi/Twilight), mentions of other Links

Comets & Meteors: CWs: none known, & TWs: none known.

Please comment if I missed any. /gen

to reiterate what i said up there, in case u skipped it for the bullet points,

i like the headcanon he knows humans, knows some of their quirks, and how they were the first ppl the other hylian villagers called on to help stuck cows or downed wagons, lots of heavy lifting stuff

but he really hasnt seen the extent of real humans, bc the humans who were in Ordon, well, they lived in hylian society,

why would they need the adrenaline to lift a car when hylians have set up whole tools and systems in all their towns to help lift just a full bucket of water out of the well??

not to mention, i think all the humans in his village were older adults? like at least not the age theyd be doing things like parkour or going to any trampoline parks type of age,

id imagine its more like stories talked about amongst hylians how hard humans can go, and even the humans themselves talked abt things like,

“well compared to u hylians, we have stomachs made of molten lava to you guys really, but we never have to use it, bc u know hylian food works just fine”

when Twi asked they would say stuff like that, but as soon as he saw ur human ass just picking wildflowers and berries off the side of the road to snack on? even random grasses/vines at some point (kudzu)?? easily eating Wild’s Dubious Food that's DEFINITELY got monster parts in it???! gnawing on the bone of a cucco and it just breaks??!!! and you look surprised too, thank fuck finally a normal reaction from u- oh my goddesses u were just curious (damn the elders were right abt human curiosity too) **and are now sucking out the marrow and eating the bone-!!!!!!!!!!!!

Twilight’s perspective of you is actually the equivalent of like, reading stories about vampires all ur life, then this new friend you made starts to get allergic to garlic, crave blood, has crazy strength and advanced senses, etc

and he’s just watching those honest-to-Hylia human mythological feats play out in real time in front of him, like he’s the only self-aware character in the story that immediately clocks the really obvious vampire as a vampire lmao

is the first to either 1. start choking on his laugh as he theoretically knows ur about to jump on the back of a lynel/hinox to ride it around and watch as the others come to the same conclusion OR 2. try to Stop you from jumping on said big monster in an attempt to ride it around bc he gets used to ur human BS quicker than the others and can see it coming a mile away now lol

very much so this meme:

(ur welcome i made it myself <3)

anyway id love to rant abt this dynamic

abt both Twi’s shock at you eating peppers like a god has come down from the sky to prove their immortality,

but also poor rancher esstientally humansitting you too lmao

the Chain/Time/Wars absolutely put him down as the resident human expert like: “ok he just drank like, 5? No- Four stop him from drinking more at least- (dual sighs). okay, 6 stamina potions, will that kill him??”

Twilight, saviour of Hyrule, of the Twili, Link from Twilight Princess himself,

has to keep a record book of all the new shit he’s heard/learned about humans in Ordon, what he has actively learned abt ur ass just fucking around and finding out, and the few bread crumbs of information u give him abt ur species

(that rlly just come off as kind of cryptid statements abt u/humanity, or don't apply in this scenario bc ur only comparison is Earth Rules, which honestly scare every single fucking one of them in the same way as walking on Ganon’s lawn or something, like straight up view ur home planet as enemy territory, the Amazon jungle, the Hyrule wilds if you will-)

Twilight also gets involuntarily volunteered for human-sitting duty too

tbh the only person Not allowed on human-sitting duty, when u guys go new areas esp, is Wild/Hyrule

you’d tell him you wanna get inside the guardian robot to operate it and ride it around and he’d probably be in shock you even fathomed something like that, yet also now EXTREMELY intrigued to watch it play out

(they’re both more of a “u wanna jump off a cliff?? that's actually crazy, wait for me please.” he seems to think he can somehow protect you if he joins you? its worked sometimes to be fair to him ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯ just not really conveniently when the rest of the Chain are around lmao)

☆

i live btw, ive been writing/updating fics along with life updates (moving states/new job/online class) so a few asks will hopefully be answered over here in the next 2ish weeks

no promises, my life is kinda girlbossing at the moment too close to the sun and i am Nervous abt disappointing u guys

i already feel like im disappointing my other blog bc i haven't posted in forever bc im writing a fic instead of asks during any free time i dedicate to writing for it so :/

pls excuse my super slowness like a package ur waiting for in the mail or smth type of slow

AGAIN thanks for the ask!! i hope this was at least entertaining to read as some addon to what u said, you guys have gotta check out some of wayfayrr’s stuff if ur into this, bc they're the only other place i can think of that's talked abt humans not just being the same as hylians

have a great week!!

Peace out hugs and chaos,

🌙

[saetgvia]

genshin boys in the coquette bow trend 2

i present genshin boys reacting to the coquette bow trend: liyue edition!!

characters: xiao, zhongli, gaming, chongyun, xingqiu, baizhu

tw: none lol

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xiao

HAHAHAHAHAH

HE'S SO BAFFLED

'...karmic bonds? people WANT karmic bonds?'

'no bro they're for DECORATION'

'oh...'

so confused LMAO but he lets you

so you do it around his bicep

secretly thinks it's cute so it transfers it to his polearm so he can always have it with him

gets questioned by the other adepti and zhongli and stuff

he goes BEET red

'uhm-'

:D

zhongli

huh

confused pt. 2

he lets you do it tho

tied around his ponytail

he gets teased for it berry much

just does that little chuckle and shakes his head

he's glad he has something of yours :P

gaming

enthusiastic

'YES DO IT'

so it's tied around his wrist

and he's prancing happily and showing it off

'YAY :D'

happy face :DDD

ties one around your wrist too!!!

you guys prance TOGETHER now

i love gaming

chongyun

'how are the spirits supposed to be scared of me if i have a pINK RIBBON AROUND MY GREATSWORD??'

you do it anyways

and he keeps it there anyways

yea y'all don't really talk about it except u sometimes smile when it's still there and he sighs annoyedly

but the annoyance is affectionate <33

yea :)

xingqiu

again pretty indifferent

but you do it so that it's like a bookmark for his novels

now he has 5035079

and they're his favourites

in multiple different colours

ofc ur happee when u see that as his bookmarks are your little bows :))

baizhu

lol u do it to his ponytail

and now he has little bows around his medicine jars and everything else

it’s so sweet

he does that little chuckle we all think of ykwim ykwim

all his customers r confuzzled

and also like secretly smiling bc awww

<3333

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a/n: hope you enjoyed this one <33 smashed it out today after some depressing valorant LOL be back with more soon and pls reblog so more people can see my work!! my taglist is now open so if you want to join just drop an ask <3

© saetgvia 2024. do not copy or repost.

[maskedbutsilly]

I have an entire multiverse hell hound bs au going on and in one of the current timelines it’s with slime as president after murdering quackity blah blah blah BUT slime kied Wilbur aswell and one of my favorite parts ABOUTZ THE AU ITSELF ( even though nobody asked or more or less prolly wants to read or hear ) is that ghost(bur) and alexia ( <- ghost Quackity but nonbinary femme basically to set the difference between his alive self and dead self ) leave little bouquets of what their main biomes they reside of have for eachother. so for example because ghost can’t stay in the tundra for long and that’s what alexia is banished to they’ll leave coded bouquets, a bundle of lilac, lavender, periwinkle, daisy, and some allium wrapped in brown paper and tied with a white satin ribbon stained with blue dye ( as is the paper but in hand prints ) and place it right where his flower field biome meets the tundra, always attaching messy little " enjoy these my sweet blackberry!! remember to dress warm!! " type messages, only for alexia to leave small bouquets filled with winter berry branches, winter blueberry branches, pine branches and cool spruce sticks they found wrapped in a cleaned and dried arctic fox Hyde, tied with a burlap ribbon they cut into shape herself and sending a " I love the flowers, blueberry, please enjoy the berries I found!! tell the animals there hello for me!! " against that same tree. they having nothing but a platonic relationship but more close friendship since alexia lost most of her memory from the relation to her death, whereas that remembers everything. and ghost not having the heart to tell alexia that he remembers meanwhile alexia can’t bring herself to tell him she remembers less than she lets on, the few times they’ve met alexia melts in any warm temperatures, meanwhile ghost freezes after only a short time in the tundra. her ‘ living ‘ through some of the worst blizzards known to man meanwhile ghost deals with the burning of constant summer thunderstorms, always so close yet so far away. alexias icy hands melting against ghost and burning them, meanwhile ghosts warmth caused her to melt, essentially a candle and a flame in opposite temperatures. sighing. the blogs based off of them don’t do them justice… also im so sorry for writing so much…

this went from so cute to tragic at the end…. i love when people make universes so diverged from the canon itself, i love seeing it and i wish i was that creative ;—; anyway ghost and alexia trading bouquets is so damn adorable i had to draw them <3

ALSO ALSO i LOVE WHEN PPL SEND ME LITERAL PARAGRAPHS IN MY INBOX,,,,FLOOD IT I MEAN JT I WILL READ THEM ALLKKKLLL

THANK U FOR SHARING UR LOVELY AU !!!!!!

[l0stfoster]

aaaaAAAAAAA A A A A A EEEEYEAHHHHH I LOVE YOU I LOVE PAUL I LOVE TWO BIT I LOVE THIS AUUUUUUU

So two bit does tell darry when paul’s not around and darry’s like oh fuck so when paul’s at work they set up a surprise party for him and when he comes home theyre like “surprise!” And he just cant control himself and bursts into tears and everyone’s just standing there like 🧍🏼‍♀️ (except two bit bc of their convo from the one shot and he just understands) and paul’s like damn is this what genuine love feels like UGHHHHH CURSED PAUL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU DESERVE THE WORLD

Also i would just like to add that ive been imagining dan berry as paul bc dan berry is just a lil guy and cursed paul is a lil guy so the blonde hair description threw me off LMFAOOOOOO

Anyways i love this au thank you for completely overtaking my brain

- paul anon

I'M GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT!!!! Two lets that shit slip the second Darry walks into the kitchen like the little shit he is, Paul doesn't even get the chance to try and be able to avoid that convo and maaaaan Darry is SO not happy. Paul's never celebrated a birthday of his before (nor any other holiday, tbh) so, genuinely, he has no idea why this is such a big deal. Two, seeing Darry: Paul's 21. Darry: ..Huh? Two: You heard me Darry: Darry: When's your birthday, Paul? Paul: uh- Darry: Sugar. Birthday. Paul: u h Darry does get something together for his dipshit boyfriend; they can't do a ton because of the lack of time, but honestly, Paul cries anyways because the gesture in of itself means,, so damn much (and he denies it to hell and back, this motherfucker will never admit when he gets teary)

GIGGLING AND I'M SO SORRY FOR THE BLONDE PAUL JUMPSCARE, I absolutely adore Dan Berry god the man he is, but Cursed Paul usually follows my funky design of him from here (it's a little outdated tho) so unfortunately he's a blonde. Whether he's naturally blonde is debatable though <3 We've been discussing Asian-American Paul and his hair is the one thing we haven't fully settled on.

I have,, so much more about Paul being integrated into the family that I wanna write about honestly. He doesn't even realize it's happening for the longest time. Found family, my beloved.

[lenasprouts-words]

olderbrother!skz headcanons :3

gn!reader with a scenerio w menstruation in changbin’s! maknae line

i want an older brother… anyways

bang chan

oh ho ho you KNOW hes gonna be super duper protective of u

like nuh uh the kids can NOT meet you

but u still get to hang out w maknae + jin line (closer to their age)

age gap is like three years or smth so

his parents adopted you when he was four and u were one

movie nights every weekend frfr

or atleast movie nights on call

and whenever you got tea, he’s on the ready

best best advice, like, ever

sometimes you wonder if this is his nineteenth life or smth

so wise

you painted a mug for him once

no one is allowed to touch it

it has its place in the gym bros’ dorm

sometimes picks you up and runs when your talking to someone

and if you ignore him he’ll start cuddling up to you

’channie get tf away go annoy seungmin or whatever im studying’

gives you nicknames like ‘buggy bear’ and ‘baby duck’

makes you learn languages with him

when he learned ikaw for manila, ph concert he showed you first

bc he knows you like listening to tagalog

he has videos of you singing and falls asleep to it when he gets homesick

lets you listen to his unreleased songs and tracks on his laptop

you got to make one that one time at home too

you send little messages to him thru out the day

and scold him when he’s up working

you know bc he gave you his location

you bought his bubble and constantly tease him

when he comes home he takes you and berry to the aquarium

he picks you up and spins you when yall hug

its the funnest thing ever

will not hesitate to bring up that time you ate hamster poop thinking it was choco chips

lee know

okay he’d be really scary to your friends but like a cat around you

your age gap b like, one or two years

he annoys you about anything

crushes, enemies, good animes or mangas

stuff like that

in turn you bug him about the members

’whats jisung like when hes sick’ ‘oh do you know innie’s plans are tomorrow’

he finds your hyunjin pc collection and blows your phone up

but his hugs are so nice and warm

he holds you by the shoulders and his hands go down your back

eventually he starts tickling you

but you use the self defense moves he’s been teaching you

one of your middle school friends had a crush on him

they were flabbergasted when you walked home together

buys you things that remind you of him

and leaves it on your window sill/table/bed

his favorite hoodie is the bunny w the middle finger bc you gave it to him

makes your lunch for you and leaves slightly passive aggressive notes in them, still sweet tho

although once you got a note that said

’give me back my hoodie or i’ll shove a water bottle up your asshole. xoxo lino hyung’ that was for jisung

once decided to pick you up from work to get sushi

your coworkers were like

’wow i didnt know they had a boyfriend’

you cried laughing hearing that and so did min

teased you about the fanfic you wrote when you were thirteen

and you tease him about the 2PM shrine he had

obviously you both r cat ppl

so he takes you to cat cafe dates all the time

insists on paying and saying you’ll pay next time

sends random ass pics on tour all the time

changbin

he absolutely cherishes you

like holds you up like a trophy infront of his friends all the time

youre two-three years apart from each other

he loves loves giving you piggy back rides

also loves squeezing the life out of you

youre the one he goes to when he buys something

and he’s the one you go to for relationship advice

once you took him to an amusement park

your camera roll was full of blackmail

tens of millions of inside jokes

one of the kids will fix their hair and you’ll both burst out laughing

bc once changbin ran into a pole fixing his hair

your ultimate group is newjeans so you went to a fansign

and got bin a signed teddybear

he cried when you gave it

he constantly tells you to be safe

when your going somewhere

’bye baby cub (nickname lol), be safe have fun love ya!’

when you need a little pick me up

he comes to you with your favorite ice cream flavor and his laptop

your emergency contact

one of your friends has to text him and he gets super suspicious

’cub who tf is this? why were they texting me?’

almost started a whole ass fight

its okay tho he apologized and bought chocolate

constantly tells you to go to bed early bc he doesn’t want you to ‘become like channie-hyung’

will run to get you what you need

if you got your period and arent prepared he’ll know

just sprints to the nearest cvs

even cleans up your nasty bedsheets bc u leaked

’oh dont worry cub i can handle it’

your on his close friends list on instagram

most times its just dedications to you that he puts on his story

hyunjin

his day one frfr

like your only a year apart so your tight asf

his hugs will be gentle but so warm

bear hugs>>>>

his huge ass hands will totally go around your neck for comfort

he also digs his face into your shoulder

he paints many things for you

like he’ll also give you his unfinished projects when he’s sick of them

shines when you compliment him

teaches you choreos and lets you make up some

dyes your hair often too

spa nights where its just the two of you with a movie of your choice in the bg

those are the days where you can just. let go

tea gets spilt. i mean like, you know absolutely everything abt the other atp

spontaneous karoake nights

he gets worried when you drink tho

’noooo what if you fall on your face and then it gets ruined!!’

when he’s tired or down tho

one of the members text you and you come over with your comfort box you packed for these situations

face masks, iced americanos, watermelons, fluffy blankets, llama eye masks for sleeping, an air purifier, room spray, and a huge hoodie and sweatpants/shorts bc he probs did NOT shower in his funk

when he goes home you take walks together and catch up

also you just. really like smelling his room

it smells like flowers and the perfume your late grandfather used

gifts you things from versace

his favorite colors are black and white; yours are brown and grey

picture wall of polaroids w photos u took together

you stream his music 24/7

he writes sad sad songs abt missing you

worse than hannie and his break up songs 😭

working on the maknae line!

[trrickytickle]

lee zoro hcs, perhaps?

Roronoa Zoro- lee headcanons :3

Zoro is such a cute lee. I don't know, it's something about his gruff personality, enduring training, and his funny moments that makes him someone who would be ticklish. I hope it's canon because ITS SO CUTE. IM GONNA COME TO ODAS MAILBOX AND SEND HIM A LETTER ABOUT HOW TICKLISH EVERY STRAW HAT IS AND IM GONNA MAKE ***SURE*** IT SHOWS UP IN THE SBS.

I think Zoro is really ticklish under his arms because ticklish armpits are cute. I also think he is bad on his abs, because.... they're like really strong and he can't really defend against that type of attack he didn't train for it. He's also really good at tolerating tickles, as in he can hold in laughter for a long long time because he's just an enduring guy like that. He's SOOOOO cute.... Anyways, each Straw Hat targets him but, not too often, if that make sense. WELL, very often for some, like Luffy. I think Luffy basically just likes to tickle everyone, he's so smiley, fun and bouncy, and he gets tickled back just as much because he probably wants to be as well. Zoro's probably annoyed by Luffy always tickling him, usually when he's training or when he's just napping alone or he needs to be woken up from his long naps. (Luffy also take naps, so Zoro probably returns that favor to him... but he wouldn't be caught DEAD doing that). Sanji does NOT want to touch Zoro because of their rivalry, but you best believe when he found out he was ticklish, he would gloat and tease him by poking him, wiggling his fingers in his face, and using it as LEVERAGE. Zoro then retaliates by cussing him out- I don't really think Zoro would take the initiative to tickle Sanji- *COLLECTIVE CROWD BOOING* BUT *COLLECTIVE YAYING* I think that he would once he reaches that BREAKING POINT of being goaded. Nami will tickle Zoro and use it as blackmail or extortion. She can and will extort berries out of him, threaten to show snail videos of him being tickled, and all that jazz. She is all about that hustle. Her nimble fingers and knowledge of mapmaking make her terrifying as a ler, but since Zoro is so strong, revenge is easy- but not often had because he gets TAXED for it.

Chopper tickles Zoro by accident usually when fixing him up, much like in one of my FAVE TICKLE FICS EVER, "Part of the treatment". Zoro, being much softer on the reindeer, is more lenient of his tickling, which can lead to his doing it on PURPOSE HEHEHEHEHE and both of them keep it a secret that Chopper can tickle him it's PRETTY PRIVELEGE. Robin.... well she tickles Zoro on PURPOSE. He is among top 4 tickle targets, Luffy for being goofy, Usopp for also being goofy, Chopper for being cute, and ZORO for being so so so so mr not smiley serious face all the time. This is also like in one of my fav fanfics, "happy".... UP THE TK COMMUNITY BC IM TBH JUST SHARING EVEWRYONES FANFICS. and like.... it makes sense for robin to tickle zoro just look at this . Franky prob doesn't tickle zoro often, and I really got nothing to say abt brook and jimbe... SAWRY but i wanna make hcs for franky brook and jimbe. I LOVE ONE PIEEEEEEEEECEEEEEEEEEEEEE AND I WANNA TCKLE HIS ARMPITS BYE GUSY I HOPE U LIKED THIS LIKE AND SUBSRCIBE

[huckleberrykai]

berry !! hope ur doin ok~ and hope ur sleeping well~~ i know it can be tough..i don't like sleeping v much bc i'm such a night owl, so i totally get it! nighttime is such a calming "i can be whoever i wanna be" place yk?

ANYWAY HARD KAI THOUGHTS COMING IN

okokok hear me out..sucking kai's big dick. i mean-- we all know he's got a monster cock under those jeans, but i bet it's soso pretty..just pretty n pink and the perfect fuckin cock ykwim?

UGH and the pubes at the base- don't even get me started!! just running ur fingers through them as a lil tease pls i'm dying

gettin down on ur knees and he's pushed up against the wall, licking from the base of his cock all the way to the tip with just the tip of ur tongue...nd he lets out the most pathetic whine in the world, hands in ur hair, whispering ur name. and poor baby can't help but thrust into ur mouth :( even tho u'd told him beforehand he can't move a muscle bc ur in charge.

nd ofc u need to punish him- teasin him w squeezes to his hairy balls before u sink down around him again :(

pls i need him to come over. CALL ME KAI PLS IM BEGGING

I AGREE SMMM i'm such a night owl 😭 i love when everyone else is asleep and i can just do my own thing :P esp in summer when it's cooler at night its much more relaxing <3

AND YES OH MY GOD PLEASEEE UGHHHH big pretty pink dick.. drooling at the thought oml

teasing him would be so fun.. running your fingers over his cute curly pubes, playing with his pretty balls and kissing him softly. i soo agree he'd def be so hairy hsdjkfd ugh he's so hot. he'd whine against your lips begging you to touch him properly.. and he's so pretty right? you can't say no~

HIM SO DESPERATE whining and rutting into your mouth so needy when you take him into your mouth :( pretty boy just wants you so bad~ no more teasing? well now he's earned himself a punishment.. licking and squeezing teasing him even more until those pretty tears slip down his red splotchy cheeks.. "please.. please.. i'll be a good boy, so good for you <3"

and he is! one hand tangled in your hair and one clutching the couch next to him, noisy and flushed as he watched you try take him all the way ~ not easy with that monster cock 🤭

begging you to let him cum bcs he's a good boy! he needs permission of course :') when you let him he'll cum so so much, pretty dick flushed and messy with spit and cum~ clean it all up for him hm? yum <3

already getting on his knees to return the favour once you've wiped him off and pressed a kiss to his lips. you're so good to him.. he has to pay you back right? fhnjdkm

I WANT HIM SO BADDDDDDDD MY PRETTY BOYYYY

[hyukalyptus]

HP HP HP

i just saw this reel thing (sfw!) and i can't help but absolutely lose my shit thinking abt kai going crazy for chubby!reader in this outfit. like ur butt, ur titties, ur legs, UR TUMMY oh poor boy is SALIVATING he doesn't even wanna let u go out hehehe it's so cute but so hot i think kai would be obsessed

OMG BERRY!!!! you're soooo :( he would SO love this outfit ur so right lol. maybe if it's a lil chillier nd ur wearing leggings underneath the skirt and have cute lil fuzzy earmuffs on :c

AH ehehehe i can just imagine you opening ur door for ur cute lil late fall/early winter date and he looks so cozy in his hoodie and beanie.

and sorry for being soft but i just want compliments from him lmao. lil likes oh my god, you look so cute!! while he picks u up nd wiggles u around. putting u down before grabbing ur hand to twirl for him before popping ur foot up. scrunching ur shoulders as he digs his face into ur turtleneck <3

and maybe even sumn a lil spicier (but not much)~ just him tracing the inside of the heart cutout with his finger and this is really cute. with his cutie smile. ugh u look so pretty. i feel like i didn't dress up enough?

but ofc its ok bc y'all are going to the movies (or better—a drive-in ehehe) and all you'll be doing is cuddling into him anyway. </3

[fenny-self-ships]

TEEHEE HI You'll probably know who this is from the request but ermm...

Could I rq some imagines of a sleepy Jiminy Cricket with an S/I who finds it hard to fall asleep early? I imagine he's a pretty sleepy guy sometimes and I find it hard to go to sleep at a decent time that isn't midnight or after midnight lol

Requesting this because theres like. 0 good Jiminy X reader content that isn't him from One upon a time

THANK U!!

~ @berryshipbasket

OH MY GOD BERRY!! I know this ask is old asf 😭 I've been absolutely SWAMPED, but I saw you weren't feeling well so I'm putting on my big boy pants and showing the darling Jiminy some attention <3

Jiminy Cricket x Insomniac S/O~!

This is a man who loves to snooze -- He goes to bed early, wakes up late, and sometimes, if he's feeling frisky, has a mid-afternoon nap to reboot his system

He doesn't expect his partner to conform to this schedule, of course, but he does enjoy a little bit of a cuddle before he drifts off... if his beloved doesn't make an appearance for their nightly snuggles, he'll start getting a little antsy

He sits up, stretches, and rubs his eyes, looking longingly at the empty place beside him (even if it's only 9:30 at night. That's late for him!)

He'll track his lover down like a groggy, sleepy-eyed hawk, sitting down besides them with a clumsy thud

"You didn't come to bed, darlin'..." He laments, sticking his bottom lip out, and giving you the most sincere puppy eyes you've ever seen on a man (or cricket, for that matter-)

Even if you want to make a quip about how early in the night it is, that sweet, pleading act is hard to refute -- it just makes you wanna curl up beside him, leaning against his round little head

He knows you're not the best at drifting off, but that won't stop him from trying his damn best to lure you in anyway

"Now, now. A full night's rest is good for the brain! Good for the soul! Come, at least try 'n shut your eyes, honeybun. For me??"

Pleas complete with stifled little yawns and gloved fingers intertwining with yours

How could you say no?

Somehow, someway he convinces you to come and have a little lie down, just to see how you feel -- he promises that if you REALLY can't sleep, he'll let you up and leave. He swears on it!

But his hand rubbing soft, soothing circles across the small of your back really is calming, isn't it...

And the sweet sound of his voice, maybe singing you a little lullaby to help you along (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pguMUFyJ3_U)

He knows what he's doing. Trust me, you'll be counting sheep in no time <3

[ridebyldr]

sisters, i need help! so this is not quite a tc related situation but it's a lot of school drama so i figured you'd be invested. unfortunately i got caught right at the centre so i wanted some expert opinions :3

characters -

me - yulia

my ex bsf - peach

my friend no. 1 - milk

my friend no. 2 - bread

the guy - berry (its all around us but idk how to define our relationship)

background -

this whole thing started two years back. first thing you need to know about me- i am well liked (not about my tc lol). but also people are jealous. speaking without biasness, some may have this image of me being a mean/narcissist/heartbreaker but i'm really not and you'll get that by the end of this.

so last to last summer, i.e, 2022, we started offline school after covid for the first time. i was kinda nervous but managed to make a lot of friends easily (picked blair waldorf's persona and gobbled it up). there was this guy- berry. he was popular and kind of cold? but every girl absolutely loved him. still don't know why. i was never ever interested in him but i mentally felt like 'bro ik u want me'?? i had a very good reason to not though. two of my friends - milk and bread had a crush on him.

bread was his childhood friend apparently and milk was just infatuated. however they both worked it out because why'd they fight over a man right? and me and my then bsf peach were all good

Fallout -

the problem started when peach turned into a gigantic pick me in a span of a few weeks. she never gave up a chance to try to humiliate her friends, whom i introduced to her in front of guys which was pathetic. she was completely two faced. and honestly my whole brand is being a girly girl so i cannot tolerate that behaviour. also during this time, my friend group basically ditched her for everything and then she went running to berry. long story short she basically begged berry to just acknowledge her existence because she had no one else to talk to. ig he just pitied her and i can tell because I've been send some screenshots of their chats 💀. this is how she became a desparate one of the guys girl. and she kept trying to sabotage me which obvi didn't work.

plot twist -

that year a lot of things happened. i got confessions from like half the guys in our class and that's how our friend group fell apart. i still hate the fact that teenage guys only see women as potential gfs or nothing at all. anyway so this was 2021 and throughout 2022 we (berry and i) barely talked. however, bread confessed to him and he publicly rejected her. you'd say that's his choice but he literally couldn't look at her. i was in disbelief so i sort of whispered 'say something' to him. and he literally looked at me and said 'i don't want her'. obviously after this i don't talk to him. we haven't texted in like eight months, yeah i counted.

until... a few months ago (2024) when he sent me a follow on ig (i deleted my whole acc bc Tumblr + Pinterest>>). this was a shock as we went completely no contact. so apparently this guy has the audacity to post about me in his stories 😭 (not being sexist but what a girl lol). and how much he misses me and loves me and regrets everything blah blah blah.

plus all this while he's been so mean and distant. he rejected two of my closest friends. he strings along my ex bsf though she said she likes him. and suddenly he says wants me? i mean i knew. but boy have some dignity and don't announce it.

HELP how do i deal with this mess

[ero-heart]

Ok imma simp for 2bdamned and I thought maybe you could do 2bdamned x reader

but 2bdamned falls into some hole meeting you and you think he's dead as you heal his injuries with your magical long hair, basically rapunzel but your hair is can be a weapon and a shield at the same time...I hope that makes sense to you

Also I LOVE the employer reader story it was HMM!! THE BEST!!

Me too bro I love this man so much I need him 😭

ALSO TYSM I AM GLAD U LIKED MY EMPLOYER READER STORY

Anyway Reader with magical hair x Doc let’s go!

I actually added even more lore and world building 😀 hope you find it fun

Cw: blood, injury

SPELL

(Magical Hair Reader x 2bdamned)

(Can be either platonic or romantic)

You and your people were part of a secret society that discovered the path of enlightenment and true power. How? The answer is in your hair, it’s your hair. Hair isn’t really important in grunt society, many shaving their heads off or leaving it short to keep it practical. But what they didn’t know, is that their hair was a source of great power. The studies of your society’s founder, Alex Burdon, point out that your hair is just as useful as your arms and legs, it can move at your will and help you with mundane tasks. Though his studies were ignored by most people, not having much interest on reading about hair, he gained a certain following that wished to learn more about the secrets of the head fur.

You called yourselves witches, followers of these studies, hiding away on the desert since the founder’s passing, because such knowledge should be kept by people that really “deserve it”, not those bald goofs that that shave off for sport (Witches think very highly of themselves). Most witches were ex scientists of the Nexus, using dead bodies of grunts (witches and non witches), they managed to create a entirely new biome! Your own little oasis of humid flesh plants and dirt. These witches soon took the title of Alchemists considering themselves the leaders, they create “bone nuts” (The name was intentional), whose oil is used to enhance the power of your people’s hair, giving the user a new hair ability (as long as they keep wearing it) to utilize for their liking.

When a witch dies, their body is used to complement the forest that is your home, it’s a comforting thought for you that you will join all of your ancestors in this beautiful biome of meat plants <3

You were a simple witch amongst others, a server of the forest and a healer, not a very popular one though. People didn’t really liked you for your lack of interest on the cult in general, you were just chilling living your hairy life. Today you were tasked to collect berries near the mountain for the production of elixirs by the Alchemists. Walking through the trees, you felt that something was terribly wrong, awfully wrong. It was not only you though, everyone else says that something doesn’t feel right today. The witches suspected that a intruder has invaded their oasis, some going out in search of the outsider. But they wouldn’t find them because they were right In front of you.

Laying on the dry grass, was a unconscious man, definitely not from there. Their face was completely obscured by a metallic mask, the halves of their head shaven and styled upwards in a way you have never seen before. You had no idea what to do, confused and afraid. Slowly you approached the man, taking a better look. There was a clipboard beside him, kneeling down to read there were some notes about a program of sorts, it used very complicated wording so you didn’t really understood what was written, this person must be as intelligent as the Alchemists. You could see a small pool of blood around him, your heart sank. This was an outsider, they were said to be disrespectful and foolish, stupid and crass, but from your knowledge they were just as important to the forest as witches, since their bodies also form the trees that you walk among from, you would end up beside them after your death one way or another as part of nature. You reached out for them, slowly moving their head to the side, touching their shaven sides was weird, the texture making you flinch. Just below the straps of the stranger’s mask was a gash, source of all the blood tainting the ground. This person was definitely dead and there was nothing you could do, except bring his body to the Alchemists to start the process of metamorphosis. Something in you though did not want to leave him like this, opened up and dirty.

You propped the outsider’s head face down on your lap, then attempted to stop the blood using your long vest. Seeing that the blood was stopping, you decided to put your abilities to use. Your hair was wrapped around the man’s gash, you closed your eyes and you took a deep breath to concentrate. When you felt your head vibrate you knew it was working, the wound was slowly but surely closing. That was when the stranger jolted awake and scrambled away from your position. You also jumped, having no expectations that this person might still be alive, especially judging by the quantity of blood that has had to be lost. You had healing abilities, not resurrecting powers! The man gasped and panted while looking at you, as if waiting for you to attack, he reaches for the back of his head, feeling a tingle there from the healing process. Only remembering going on a investigation with his crew and waking up somewhere soft. He looked around the strange place and curses, that was definitely not on his schedule. Still on alert on the new face in front of him, he noted that you held no weapons nor anything that could be used for harm, yet he still chose to maintain his guard up.

“Who are you?”

The man asked calmly, you looked around nervously.

“I- ‘m [name]..”

The man tried to get up but you shuffled closer to him desperately.

“No no no no no! It’s bad for you to force yourself! You need to rest!!”

He was taken aback by your behavior, maintaining his posture he simply quirked a brow and asked.

“Why?”

“You had a bad fall! I managed to heal you but with the quantity of blood you lost, it’s best you to be gentle..”

Taking a better look around the place, he notices the red stain on the ground, along with a rock that fed the earth with the dribles of blood that covered it.

“How come I am not wounded?”

“I- I told you! I healed you!”

You could tell the man before you was skeptical. Outsiders. Now feeling braver and determined to prove yourself to this stranger, you pulled your vest up to show your heavily bruised knees (caused by kneeling and accidentally hitting it on objects too much), that you did not bother on taking care of and separated a strand of your long hair around it. You got the person’s full attention as you concentrate your energy on healing yourself. You didn’t need to wait much as the vibration on your head started and the bruises that covered your skin were now gone.

“Impressive..” The man ponders, “how is this possible?”

He was definitely interested to know what just happened, was this some kind of special ability you had? Have you been born with it?

“I..I am not supposed to tell you..but our hair have magical properties and mine can heal.”

You blushed, no one ever complimented your job before, specially to just heal a simple bruise, to everyone it was just normal and it didn’t matter.

“Hm interesting.. How come you get these powers?”

“It’s the length..and I use a oil to get those too.. b-ut outsiders are not supposed to know that so shhh!”

“Outsiders huh?”

“Y-..yea! You are not from here and you are not welcome!”

The stranger tilted his head and chuckled, amused by your behavior.

“Why help me then?”

This was when you noticed how close you were to this man. When you moved to stop him from getting up, you basically thrown yourself on top of him. You were too flustered to move as he laughed more. His laugh was quiet, for some reason you had an impression that it wasn’t often that he does this. You never felt more embarrassed in your life and you had no idea what to do. You slowly got off of him and sat on the ground.

“ I… it just felt wrong not to help you, I mean.. I am not supposed to help you, but you are a person too..”

He hums and looks over the mountain where he came from, he definitely needs help to get out. As in on cue, his walkie-talkie buzzed on his pocket.

“Doc? Doc? You alive in there? Over.”

You jumped at the sound and got even more confused as the stranger took a weird block off his coat and talked to it.

“Yes, I am. Over.”

You were amazed by this talking block and got a little closer. You had technology on your village, but communicating devices were entirely new to you! Everyone was just so close to each other that we didn’t need one. It buzzed again with the same voice, it responded to the man… Doc?

“Damn thank god. We thought you died over there! Where are you? Over.”

Doc noticed you getting interested, but still kept his attention on his hireling.

“I am down the mountain. It must not have been a large fall since I survived. I’m in some sort of..” He took another look at the flora around him. “Mushy.. tree forest..? Over.”

“Tf. We are sending help. Over.”

Something in you did not want to see him leave. As much as you had some qualms against outsiders, you did not believe they were entirely bad. You also was curious about them, you wanted to know more about the stranger in front of you. He looks at you again.

“Liked my company eh?” He noticed your disappointment with the news that he was going to be rescued. You definitely were as curious about him as he was with you. It’s not everyday that someone just, falls on your home. “I liked your company too. It was nice to know you.”

You blushed again, something about this guy was charming you couldn’t place what.

“Will.. you be back?”

Doc paused, he considered.

“I have work to do…but..” He handed you his talkie. “I will.”

He could use a friend, you were cool to interact to. Better than the guys back there.

“I will alert you of my arrival.”

You couldn’t help but smile widely. You couldn’t wait for when he was back! You must enjoy the time you have with him before he goes.

“Do you have any ability of your own?”

Haa that was long! I really hope you enjoy it qwq I also hope you enjoyed the idea of a hair cult lmao again anon if there’s anything on the story u might want me to change I will!

[calsvoid]

wip wednesday

thanks so much @daisyishedwig for the tag, i’m so lucky i actually wrote for one of my wips recently (besides the one i just posted) because otherwise id have like no material for today

“Here,” he slides the tape across the cafe table—the stupid, stupid tape that proves he’s just as bad of a person as everyone thinks he is, that Blaine was wrong about /deep down/ and /good intentions/ and /inner complexities/—to her, “he deserves to have it.”

i’m too lazy to do any tumblr formatting right now so ignore the rawness of it

Santana’s not the one who he should be talking to, but the rightful owner is in a fucking hospital because of him and nearly taking someone’s eye out disqualifies him from any visitation privileges. Besides, family’s family and his cousin may hate him right now, but she’s no saint either and if anyone can get it, it’s Santana.

She scrunches up her face at the sight of the artifact of his wickedness and pushes the tape back. “Give it to him yourself.”

Sebastian sighs, setting his now-empty hand on the table. He’s too tired to argue with her and an entire life together has taught him better anyway. Santana’s all too willing to start a war for her loved ones. “He doesn’t want to see me.”

“I think the STDs are finally eating away at your brain,” she says, rolling her eyes. “Baby Berry thinks the world of you. He’s not going to hate you because of an accident. Stop making excuses and go see your boyfriend.”

“Not my boyfriend,” he mutters, not that it’ll deter Santana from making the joke again. “If I promise to think about it, will you promise to let me know if he’s okay?”

She sips the coffee she stole from him—pretending to consider even though they both know she’ll cave for him—and grimaces at the excessive amount of add-ins he always uses. “Promise. But ditch the considerate cowardice, be nice properly or not at all. Now, that, he /really/ deserves.”

i’ll tag @andyandersmythe and @ae-u for this week, no pressure <3

[crybaby-bkg]

booie🥺i'm sorry if this is random and u don't have time for it, no worries!!! but y'know what i'm always thinking abt???

your fic, "in every lifetime" GOD, IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES EVER, but i've always been on the edge of my seat when it comes to villain bakugo showing up at the end. did you have any thoughts on what his life is like with you in another reality? I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED IF YOU HAVE BABIES WITH HIM TOO??? and if it's hard bc he's a villain

(i've always imagined that seeing you in another reality makes villain bakugo wanna get better for u and his daughter in his own reality, bUT THAT'S JUST ME!!) what are your thoughts??? only if you want to explore, ofc!! 🩵🩵🩵

i love u berry much in general!

CAITIEEEE MY BELOVED :D 💜💜

omg thank you so much!!!!! I always beat myself up over that fic bc I was literally like 85% done with it when I thought about villain bakugou and was like. ITS TOO LATE TO TURN BACK NOW cause that would’ve added another 3-5k words aksjdkd

but I’ve never thought about his life with you much???? but I do believe that once he comes in and gets acclimated with the others, he becomes the odd one out, instead of your Katsuki even tho you guys don’t even have kids yet!!!!

but it’s bc villain bkg does have a daughter (just one which already earns him a few scoffs) but he doesn’t….have her as much as the others do. his entire life isn’t revolved around her, he doesn’t take her hunting or show her how the world works. he doesn’t smother you in affection back home (mainly bc you won’t let him anymore) and he just becomes so isolated from the others in that sense.

but when he goes back home to his own universe, he’s a little different. he was hesitant to see his daughter often, didn’t want her to look at him in disgust and horror when he picks her up with his bionic arm, even tho the cold metal is all she’s ever known from him. he’s scared that she’ll be scared of him, that she’ll recognize his destruction on the news when she looks at him for too long. that she’ll run away in terror if he were to smile at her.

he comes over to your house the night he returns. asks if he can see her, even though its past midnight, but you let him in anyway. watch how he stands at her doorway, the soft kiss he presses to her forehead. he sits on your couch in silence for the longest moment before he speaks, his voice quiet, whispering that he wants to be there. that he wants to do better and be better. that he can’t be both a shit person and a shit father.

you give him the benefit of the doubt, but you do start to see improvements in him. he drops off her favorite snacks more, and takes her to secluded parks where he won’t be recognized. he buys her too much ice cream, but it’s only a weak apology for not being there for her beforehand. he doesn’t cause as much destruction in the city anymore, too preoccupied with showing up to parent teacher conferences, ready to cuss out her teacher for giving his baby a 92 instead of the 100 she deserved.

I think bc of his competitive nature, and especially the way the other Bakugou’s damn near cussed him out for being an absent parent and how he must be a defective version of them because none of them are this shitty—that he changes, just a little. it’s not drastic and it’s not overnight, but he realizes that he has to be better. if not for himself, than for his daughter and maybe—maybe a little bit for you too.

[phosphorus-noodles]

u there. get questioned. 4, 5, 10, 14, 16, 17, 18, 40, 41, 46, 53, 56 (that's a lot so feel free to leave some out but tell me all about ur boys !!!)

AERIE ILY SM FOREVER !!! /P

*cracks knuckles* okok so-

4. What’s a hobby they used to have that they miss?

Hmm… Joel likes to do art, and I bet he used to make his own paint too from berries and whatnot. He probably stopped when he found out those plants were coming from his kingdom’s Worst Enemy Ever (this was before he knew Oli) and now he doesn’t remember how to do it right, otherwise he’d absolutely get back into it.

Oli's goofy with hobbies bc he's ADHD-coded /lh, so if he finds a new one he'll just disappear for days and forget society exists for a little while. He likes to play music and used to perform for his parents all the time when he was little, but as he got older and they got more busy he played less because he *needs* that audience to really enjoy it... he'd love to play more for Joel, but he's a little shy about it 👉👈

5. Can they cry on command? If so, what do they think about to make it happen?

Well Joel is always on the verge of tears anyway (/hj), so like... maybe not on command, but he can be set over the edge fairly easily (he's just good at hiding it around most people)

Oli absolutely can cry on command, he's a theatre kid smh. He'll tell people he thinks about dropping a cake facedown on the ground or dead puppies or something, but he's really thinking about losing his best friend, especially after his parents are gone :(

10. What fact do they excitedly tell everyone about at every opportunity?

Oh Joel will 100% tell you everything he knows about sniffers in a heartbeat 😭 he got that animal kid autism y'know /aff

Oli isn't as "fact-oriented," but if he's with Joel and also someone else then he'll put Joel on blast, who just blasts him back like--

"Hey! Did you know Joel sneezes if you poke him in the ribs?" -> ">:0 well, did you know Oli makes a funny sound if you scratch behind his ears?!" -> "Hah! Did you know Joel is afraid of heights?!" -> "Did you know you can put Oli to sleep by rubbing his nose like a baby?! >:("

14. How do they put out a candle?

Oli's the kinda guy to do the pinching thing tbh. He's gotta do it with flare~ ✨

Joel just blows it out, but Oli always teases him like "why don't you just flap your wings to put it out lol??" Joel says it's because it's inconvenient to turn around to do it, and his wings are too big for that, but he's also scared of burning them- his wings are delicate :(

16. What kinds of people do they have arguments with in their head?

Joel fights with his parents,, they were very good at reminding him that the only reason he existed was to be an heir for the kingdom and they didn't care about him enough to spend any time with him and he was nothing but disobedient after making his 'little friend' an- a lot of things. And even though Oli reminds him that he does have worth and their opinions shouldn't matter and Joel trusts that, it doesn't stop the echoes in his head </3

Oli probably fights with himself the most. He acts all confident and bold, etc. but he's an anxious mess on the inside. He also fights with the "voice of reason" too -- very "silencio bruno"-esque /lh

17. What do they notice first in the mirror versus what most people first notice looking at them?

The first thing Joel notices is uhh probably his green bangs? They're pretty vibrant and in front, draws your attention /lh, but other people usually notice his colorful freckles. Oli says they're like a rainbow leading to Joel's wonderful eyes <3

Oli probably notices his hair too? Y'know the like, hand comb thing cc!oli does where he combs his fingers through where his hair is parted? He does that a lot. But he's also got the softest brown eyes full of so much joy and,, ough they're pretty

18. Who do they love truly, 100% unconditionally (if anyone)?

Each other :(

They didn't always, they hadda get through a lot of "I'm supposed to hate you yk" before they really got close, and now they love each other a lot. Doesn't matter if the love is platonic or romantic what matters is that it was there and it overcame everything else, etc. etc.

Oli also loved his parents, and Ren + Martyn who are essentially his parents too, they get along very well <3

40. How do they respond to a loose handshake? What goes through their head?

Joel: “Oh moss, did I do that wrong?? Why didn't they shake back? Did I offend them?! Oh Devs, I’m so sorry, they probably hate me, or think I'm weird for shaking so tight, or--"

Oli: *shakes out hand with a grimace* “Wow, that was weird. Do they know how to shake hands?? LOL”

41. What phrases, pronunciations, or mannerisms did they pick up from someone / somewhere else?

Hmm... Joel's got a northern Mezalean accent, and will say things like "I fink / I havva / fank you / ohh blumin'-" etc. when he's tired or stressed or upset or otherwise high/low energy. (Y'know how cc!Joel shouts "EEFO!" and also cc!Stress' tweets? Yeah.) Oli won't necessarily talk like that all the time, but he will mimic and tease him about it hehe ^^

Joel picked up giggling from Oli, he used to rarely laugh at all but Oli's laugh (you know the one) is just so contagious <3

(And also from personal experience (/hj), they both say ourple/ouppy/kibby cat/etc. to be funny, but I dunno who started it)

46. Are they a listener or a talker? If they’re a listener, what makes them talk? If they’re a talker, what makes them listen?

Joel's a listener (because he'd rather just sit and do what he's told and not cause a stir, but if he really cares about it then he'll also Really listen), and he'll talk when he's invited to and/or trusts the person. Like if someone "wanted his opinion" on something but he thought they didn't really care he wouldn't really say anything, but if Oli wanted his opinion? Absolutely, here is it. (It's also dangerous for him, because if he starts talking sometimes he just doesn't stop-)

Oli's definitely a talker ahsjfs, extrovert boy- he usually can't stand silence and will just keep talking to fill the emptiness because if he doesn't he'll explode, but you better believe he'll start listening like a loyal dog the second Joel opens his mouth.

53. Who would / do they believe without question?

I… feel like Joel would believe anything Oli said no questions asked, but Oli’s too much of a prankster and Joel's too gullible for that to end well 😭 maybe I'll say each other but only if there's like the Code Enacted that means What I'm Saying Is 100% Slash Serious, you know?

56. If they’re scared, who do they want comfort from? Does this answer change depending on the type of fear?

They'll usually go to each other for most things because y'know they're very close and trust each other and it's just easy to, but it does depend on what it is too.

Like if Oli's worried about Joel, he's not gonna go to Joel, he's gonna go to Ren or Martyn because he trusts them a lot too, but also they're "ew old parents smh" so if it's a "kid problem" it's bestie time.

Same with Joel, he'll go to Oli for most things (more so than the reverse, because Joel has less support people to begin with), but there are some things he just... can't. And it's times like those where he'll go to his mom for it -- not the queen, his real mom, the Mother Tree. She doesn't talk back in words, but even just curling up in her branches or under her roots is enough to comfort him :')

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