#anyway have a hognose snake

[tadpoles-and-daydreams]

Has anyone tagged @snake-spotted yet? How do I do that is there a form I need to fill out or..... /J

[scoriarose]

🎶 I'm lookin' at the man in the mirror... 🎵

🎶 He's asking me to change my ways... 🎵

No.

[coridallasmultipass]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BESTEST WIDDLE SNAKEY WAKEY.

I can't believe my son is 18!! I estimated a birth date for him to be about a month before I got him in fall of 2006, since he was such a widdle month-old baby sneky. I always try to get a good birthday pic of him - especially after he eats and gets the good yawns in.

Pretty soon, he'll be off to snake college, for snakes. Dunno how we're gonna afford those ssssnudent loans.

Image description below the cut:

First photo is an albino corn snake (species name: Pantherophis guttatus) peeking out from behind a fake flower on a rocky hide (a house inside the tank where reptiles can feel secure and hidden). The snake is flicking his tongue out. Only his head is visible in the photo. Caption on the photo reads: Demo's 18th birthday. August 9, 2024.

Next photo is the same snake, but in a clear, close-up, detail photo. Each scale is clearly defined. He has red eyes and pink cheeks, and pale white patterns on an off-white body. The scales on his head are shaped to follow the different planes of his face. The scales on his neck (and body, not shown) are uniform and scallop-shaped.

The next three photos are sequential. The same snake appears with his mouth barely open. Then, his mouth is wide open in a yawn. His cheeks look so smooshy. His head is shaped the way a snap hairclip opens, curved upwards, and it's funny and cute. His mouth has ridges inside, but no teeth or fangs are visible (because his teeth are too tiny to be photographed politely, and he does not have any fangs). The last photo in the sequence has the snake with his mouth still open, but the top of his head is a normal shape again as he begins to end the yawn.

[katiekatdragon27]

What if I turned everyone in Dandy's World into furries? That would be so stupid.

WE'RE BEATING ARTBLOCK TO DEATH WITH THIS ONE🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

Razzle is a domesticated cat, and Dazzle is a hognose snake. Dazzle is constantly mistaken for a dragon. I was originally gonna make her a rattlesnake, but then I remembered hognose snakes are nice and have a play-dead reflex and that felt very Dazzle coded.

Progress images below cut:

I miss you rendered art. Anyways, have a good one!!

[draconym]

One reason I really love working with hognose snakes is that they are VERY expressive.

I had Galaga with me in the nature center today and some kids saw her in her feeding bin after having just eaten and said they wanted to hold her, to which I said, "No, she just ate lunch, so we are not going to touch her."

The kids, hearing this, reached into her feeding bin and touched her anyway. A rat snake or a ball python would have politely ignored this, but Galaga flattened her head and let out a long, loud hiss. The kids shrieked and jumped halfway across the room, and their parents gave them a very smug "weren't you listening?"

This animal is very good at saying No! A valuable lesson for all of us to learn.

[bluespiderlully]

KNY - Fix it! AU (+ My Characters) Canon Hashiras

This is the first post of the modern AU series, where I'll share with you moodboards and headcanons, for this post I'll cover just the canon Hashiras and in the next ones we'll see the non-canon and the OCs ones. A little warning: some of these headcanons are angsty but the concept I want here is of course hurt/comfort and it's a "bad things happened in the past but things aren't going bad now, we're all friends" kind of things. Anyway angsty headcanons aren't the majority.

🌊 Giyu Tomioka

Knows how to play piano, likes classical music a lot

60s/70s/80s sci-fi books reader, would probably start a conversation about a random book he red and end up talking about philosophy, religion and politics (Enmu and Harriet are the only ones to have actual conversations about the topics and don't just stand there confused).

Loves marine biology but never succeded in making a goldfish survive for more than one week.

🌫 Muichiro Tokito

Definitely a cat person.

Suffers from sleep paralysis and nightmares but draws anything disturbing he sees as a copying mechanism, Giyu thinks his art is pretty cool.

Super skilled at snowboarding and skateboarding.

🌪 Sanemi Shinazugawa

Overprotective with everyone he becomes friend with.

He always has rage issues, but they used to scare Ayumi off so he started working on it and managed to become calmer.

He doesn't listen to music, he listen to NOISE, if a vocalist doesn't sound like a clogged sink he doesn't listen to it.

🐍 Obanai Iguro

Has a Glasgow smile after surviving a serial killer attack. In this AU he wears a mask too, he just doesn't like to show the scar. He doesn't eat in front of people for the same reason.

Owns a black ball python and a white hognose snake and spends a lot of time decorating his terrarium (but he is careful with the hognose one, he doesn't want him to get stuck stucked as they always do).

Interested in occultism, reads a lot about it.

🌸 Mitsuri Kanroji

She does ballet since when she was 4.

Very good at baking sweets, but likes few of them so she always ends up giving them to others.

Makes friends easily and very quickly, her and Kyojuro are best friends since they were at kindergarten.

☄️ Tengen Uzui

When he was a child he wanted to become an astronaut, now he found out about planetary defense and wants to become part of that organization because "diverting asteroids is cool".

Got in every kind of trouble at school.

Drives like he could respawn infinite times.

🦋 Shinobu Kocho

Could talk about chemistry for hours.

Listens to metalcore and hyper pop and ends up hyperfixating with a song and listening to it until she ends up hating it.

Friends with Obanai, enjoys spending time with him and helping with his terrariums.

🔥 Kyojuro Rengoku

Eats a lot but would set the kitchen on fire if he tries to cook anything.

Couldn't get a driving licence and gave up on trying for his and others safety lol.

Cancer survivor but still feels insecure about his scars and about the fact he has some extra weight. He doesn't like talking about that.

Parts: | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |

[flanphiptere]

Didnt finish her but here's she face

Its 5 am and Im wide awake time to work on Self Insert reference

[cable-salamdr]

why send you snakes when you can send me snakes

Well, dear anon. You see.

Anyways have a conda lavender hognose (lavender is one of my favorite morphs)

You can’t see it well here, but in real life they have a purple hue!!!

[wazzappp]

MOAR SNEK THOUGHTS

I can not belive that this au is what it took for me to realize Lisa has Reptile Nerd Weirdgirl vibes oh my GOD. Anyway once Robbie decides he's finally starting to be alright with this and let's Lisa hang out for Snake Time she is HYPED (poor boy is not used to this much attention and having his scales called pretty is very weird but also??? Very flattering????).

Robbie is not educated in the ways of snakery so when he transforms, ready for his 12 hours of weirdness, it's not GREAT to see his lower half looking like a battered glitter jelly bag from Claire's. Lisa shows up ready for a movie marathon and is EXTATIC. She's honestly been wondering if this was going to happen and has the pleasure (unfortunate duty) of delivering the good news (the dreaded long-ening).

Also. LOTS of my awful handwriting in this I do not expect you to read that so here's a transcript below the cut ok bye luv u

Picture one:

Lisa: ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmyGOD YOUR VENTRAL SCALES ARE AS WIDE AS MY WHOLE ARM!!!! Ohhhhh and your vertebral scales aren't as raised as I would expect! I wonder what species you're most closely related to? Normally you could go based off of color but uh. Not even pink corn or hognose snakes get THIS pink. AND YOURE SO SHINY!!

Picture 2:

Lisa: Ohhhh even your shed skin is sparkly! I wonder if there's magic in it? I wonder if I made a shawl or something out of it, would it keep ghosts off me? Can I keep some?

Robbie: ... Lisa it. It's DEAD. SKIN.

Lisa: I know. Can I keep some? Hmm. I wonder how many sheds you have left. You gotta be close to fully grown by now.

Robbie: What?

Lisa: Yeah! Snakes shed their old skin so they can get bigger and longer! Some Anacondas even-

Robbie: What do you mean "GET BIGGER"

[theancientdarkbeauty]

Snake

Oh my god man I love snakes!!! Do you want a really cool snake?? Jokes on you, you get one anyways!!!

This is the Boomslang (Dispholidus Typus)!! It is in the family of Afro-Arabian Colubrids (A family of snakes that live in the Sahar Desert that is incredibly diverse!) Other species within the Colubridae (Not specifically Afro-Arabian) family are the Red-Lipped Herald Snake, the Northern American Racer, and, perhaps goofiest of all, the Common Sipo (Look a a picture of those fellas when you have the chance)

My favorite thing about the Boomslang species is that they are the most venomous opisthoglyphous (rear-fanged, features above) snakes in the world!! This means that the snake that famously killed Professor Karl Patterson Schmidt, who was studying the species at the time, is more closely related to my little snakey son, a Mexican hognose named Hermes, than to other largely feared African snakes, such as Black Mambas or Cobras!

While their diet mainly consists of other lizards as well as birds, they occasionally eat their froggy cousins and rodent adversaries. They reproduce Oviparously with clutches of about 10-25 eggs. They are diurnal and largely live in trees, hedges, and bushes.

The effects of their venom is the nastiest thing about them. They make you bleed from EVERYWHERE! first to go are your mucus membranes, such as your nose and gums. Then your eyes, then your... yknow your OTHER places. However! Don't fret too much! The Boomslang, while blindingly fast and incredibly aggressive, also has an antivenom! It is produced in South Africa.

In short, if you see a striking green fella lock eyes with you, puff out VERTICALLY (not horizontally like a cobra), run for your life! (Agressive Boomslang Above)

Thank you for coming to my Snake talk! if you want to hear about more snakes, please feel free to ask! All information found was found off of mainly The Book of Snakes (authored by Mark O'Shea) and Snakes of the World (which was ALSO authored by Mark O'Shae. Needless to say, if anyone out there knows a Mark O'Shae or if he sees this, please can we talk I love your work for the Herpetology community) All pictures found from looking up "Boomslang" in the Google Search Engine (be careful for AI out there folks!)

Keep in mind, while I am studying Herpetology, I am no scientist! If you want to know more about snakes, I suggest seeing if your local college has a herpetology lab!! Bias be damned, every herpetologist I've met has been a little awkward, but always happy to talk about snakes and their other cousins with 3 chambered hearts!

[spgothkidsheadcanons]

Heyyyy! How are you! I’m doing well myself but I need some more South Park goths X Reader! So I came to the best person I know!

May I please Request all goths X Reader who has a pet snake and how would they react when coming over to there S/O house seeing a snake out of its cage and on the floor? Anyways Hope your doing well and make sure to eat and drink! ༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ

Hello friend! I’m doing amazing, glad to hear you’re doing well yourself!

Thank you for the sweet reminder to eat and drink, I appreciate that! And don’t forget to do the same, make sure your eating, drinking and sleeping good!

I love love L O V E snakes, so this ask was so fun! I hope it’s what you were looking for!

WARNINGS: snakes, reptiles without legs

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Michael:

- Michael is the most unphased by the fact you have a snake

- He had come to your house to paint with you, an activity you have done for years

- He waltzed into your bedroom, only stopping when he sees you sitting cross legged on the floor, looking down at the space infront of you

- He took notice of the beautiful California King snake lazing around, watching as it slithered towards you

- “Oh… you have a snake now. Wicked”

- He listens as you tell him all about your new pet, affectionately refered to as ‘Snakey’

- Snakey took a liking to Michael, shown by when the reptile slithered its way into his hand, curling around his fingers and taking a nap in your boyfriend’s hold

- Michael was impressed by your pet, referring to him as both of y’all’s kid

- He’s gonna spoil that snake more than he spoils you, even though it’s hard to top that

Pete:

- Nope

- Nope

- NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

- Burn the fucking house down

- Pete is not a fan of snakes

- Not even the harmless little Western Hognose you’ve had for years

- Everytime he comes to your house, he demands you put ‘Hoggy’ away before he steps foot into your room

- It didn’t matter if Hoggy has never bit you, it was still a snake and Pete despised snakes

- The only way you could ever convince him to even look at your pet was if you stayed 10 feet away and held it close to you

- He didn’t mind if you had Hoggy, of course he’s not gonna make you get rid of him

- But if you ever pull Hoggy out of his enclosure, Pete’s going to magically have something to do until you let him know that Hoggy has been recaged

Henrietta:

- Henrietta is excited

- She’s a fan of all creepy crawlies, and your Ball Python was her latest obsession

- Everytime she goes over and ‘Mr. Slithers’ is out, she’s going to pick your snake up and watch in childlike fascination as the reptile wraps around her arm

- If you ever need someone to watch Mr. Slithers while you’re out of town, Henrietta jumps on the opportunity

- She sends you pictures of outfits or hats that she’s made for the python, most of the time while the clothes are on the snake

- Henrietta has definitely thought about getting one for herself, but when she has you, she knows that all she has to do is ask to babysit Mr. Slithers

- She jokes about having joint custody of the snake, but you aren’t even sure if that’s a joke anymore

- She’s turned all of her attention of your pet, how mean of her 🥲

[scoriarose]

The Language of Love

If you are already convinced snakes are incapable of love, this post is not for you. But if you are open to the possibility that maybe they do, and maybe they love us too, this post explores that thought. Perhaps snakes feel it differently, perhaps they feel it the same humans do- though even humans experience love, be it platonic or romantic, differently from individual to individual. Different people also show their love in different ways as well! Yet still even with a divide between species most of us have felt love from our furry and feathered friends. Perhaps our scaly friends are also telling us they love us, we just might not understand.

When I first got my girl Scoria, if I could tell her only one thing it would be, "I love you." When I held her, I wondered if she understood how much I cared about her, and would do anything to protect her. When I pet her, I wondered if she knew how amazing I thought she was and enjoyed spending time with her.

And then I started watching livestreams of wild snakes, and how they act toward each other. (The above still is from Project Rattle Cam!) When the babies see a trusted adult, they slither all over them! How many times had my girl happily slithered all over me going no where in particular? I imagine that my finger petting her soft as a feather was probably quite similar to another snake greeting her in such a way.

Sakura is much more shy, yet wants to form a bond with me. I see it when she fights her fear to vibe with me. Sometimes she'll sit for hours at the edge of her tank nearest me, not wanting to come out, but just be near me.

Snakes like rattlesnakes and garter snakes will vibe peacefully with each other, with baby rattlesnakes sleeping near the adult rattlesnakes they trust to keep them safe.

Perhaps, when our shy snakes sits with us, facing their fears they're saying, "I'm scared, but I want to be closer with you." And maybe when our snakes slither all over us, going nowhere in particular, like their wild counterparts do with each other they're saying, "I'm so happy to see you! You're my favorite to be with!" I wonder if they could tell us one thing it would be "I love you, best friend!" And it's okay, best friend. I love you too, and already know. <3

[sunfish-exotics]

what got you into breeding reptiles? especially for the species that you have available!

Sorry for taking me a bit to get back to you! I mainly use tumblr from mobile and if I don't answer asks immediately when I see them I tend to forget ;-;

When I was in my late teens I got REALLY into aquatics and had a ton of tanks set up. I was going through a lot of medical treatment at the time and had a good bit of time on my hands. Started dabbling a bit in breeding fish / aquatic inverts after I had a few successful spawns in community tanks. I worked as an aquarist / in commercial fish breeding and sales for a large private aquarium / LFS in my early 20s! But anyway, there's a lot of overlap between the aquarium & reptile hobbies and although I had a few amphibians (African clawed frogs mostly) growing up I don't really count them as my first herps- when I was 18 I got my first REAL reptile and got hooked on keeping them pretty quickly. He's actually still around! It's Jojo my poor old man leopard gecko. He's got to be... hm.. 15 or so? He was an adult when I got him so he's at the very least 14-15. Maybe older. Who knows! Still doing great and as grumpy as ever.

I started breeding reptiles slowly, I bred my first pair of leos in 2015 and only produced 3 hatchlings since I had to work out the kinks of egg husbandry and some issues with my first incubator. I'm glad I started slow! It really helped me to gain experience at a healthy pace and gave me time to work on building a solid reputation / get used to selling and working with reptile customers. I don't actually remember when I got my first snake? I have major time blindness so I would have to look back into my records but it was maybe a year or so after getting Jojo. Snakes initially intimidated me more than geckos but after gaining some confidence they definitely became my main obsession. I love to research and learn so it's been a fun journey for me. I started keeping with very "typical" beginner snakes but eventually found myself interested in more uncommon species that really do deserve more hype in the hobby! I was initially not going to attempt species like those due to their size and typical temperaments because of my lack of confidence with larger snakes!

I'm rambly today but ANYWHO. As for the species I have available currently (western hognoses, leopard geckos, and mexican pinesnakes) I love keeping and producing them for a lot of reasons!

Hognoses are SO much fun! They have so much big snake personality squashed into a teeny tiny body. They can be a bit of a pain to get started but are (honestly) pretty damn hardy too. Their venom is a bit of a turn off especially for parents with young children but I do still think they make great pets for a lot of beginning and advanced keepers alike!

Leopard geckos are what I consider the absolute BEST first reptile for most hobbyists! They're so hardy (almost to a detriment at points), usually have really personable little attitudes, and you can play around a lot with how you setup their cages and interact with them. They also are a great stepping stone for learning basic reptile husbandry.

And then we have Mexican pinesnakes! They were a dream species of mine for SO long and I felt so fortunate to be able to start working with them in 2017. They're incredibly intelligent, interactive, and confident snakes and I just love them to pieces. They have attitude, and let you know how they feel about things but the adults are typically very mellow and easy to work with after building a relationship with them. They're easy feeders, but do have a few quirks with regards to husbandry and feeding that could make them challenging for a first time snake owner. They also take a very long time compared to most other north american colubrids to hit maturity AND start out as "ugly ducklings" before gaining their brilliant colors so I sometimes just need to gush about them a bit because they definitely deserve to be more popular in the hobby than they are currently.

Sorry for the long post! Hope that answers your questions though~

[pastafossa]

I just want you all to know that Matt’s upcoming phone call to Jane is hilarious (for us, not him) because from Matt’s perspective it’s just Matt snarling and in devil mode: “what are you doing, you’re in danger, I can feel it, where are you-“ Jane: “What are YOU doing?! You should be in court! Everything is fine!” Gunnar, bellowing: “Ich hätte gerne vier Laugenbrötchen!” Peter: “YOU WANT A PRETZEL CART I’LL SHOW YOU A PRETZEL CART, BUDDY!” *crash banging* Jane: “IF YOU HIT THAT SNAKE OR AL CAPONY, YOU’RE BOTH OUT 5K I SWEAR TO GOD” Daniel: “WHY DID I COME TO NEW YORK” Matt: “WHAT IS GOING ON“ Jane: “that’s just spiderman, a large Norwegian friend, and a 5-thousand dollar hognose snake me and daniel found, anyway I have to go, do well in court, love you bye” Matt: “don’t you DARE hang up on me-” *click*

[an-actual-attack-helicopter]

you seem like someone who would know a lot about snakes

what is your favorite type of snake and then infodump about it

BALL PYTHON BALL PYTHON BALL PYTHON BALL PYTHON

other favorites: dragon snake, titanoboa, baron’s racer

Okay so im really really reaaaally hyperfixated on ball pythons right now specifically because i really want one. i know like a lot about caring for them now and I’ve done so much research like i wanna get a young one that has been eating frozen thawed rats because live rats can be dangerous and their diets are hard to switch. also ive noticed some people dont give them something to climb in their enclosure which i would like to do because why not ive heard they like climbing sometimes but yeah i would love to design an enclosure that would appeal to the individual snake. i would also love to use it as artistic inspiration and maybe let it chill on my shoulders sometimes. but not too much because i wouldnt wanna stress it out. there seems to be a debate about reptile’s capacity to feel affection and i would really like to test that msyelf. just generally im really curious about reptile intelligence because idk i feel like they are smarter than people realize. i would probably name the snake crowley or sir pentious lol-

UPDATE UHHH MY FRIEND’S FAMILY JUST SAID THEY MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO TAKE CARE OF THEIR WESTERN HOGNOSE NOW SO IDK I MIGHT BE TAKING CARE OF IT TEMPORARILY AT SOME POINT LMFAO ANYWAYS TIME TO WATCH VIDEOS OF PEOPLE ALMOST GETTING BITTEN BY WILD VENOMOUS SNAKES

btw i know this was your ask @not-an-actual-attack-helicopter lmfao but for a second i was like WTF DO I HAVE A REALLY NICE STALKER??? ELSJENRPEKW

[suchusoid]

mistletrap

(Thiz takes palce during the epilogue where people know who herepton is, the hpsc and the corrupt heroes are exposed and arrested, and rui is now on hiatus from being a vigilante.)

It was wintertime, ruis least favorite time of the year, for obvious reasons.

Our creepy crawly was huddled by the fireplace at uas dorms, talking with shoji about music.

Now if there's one music genre rui can't stand its love songs. They just sounded so cheesy.

R: I swear they're on another planet when they write those songs, you'd never see me head over heels like that.

M: don't you have a crush on yuri tho-

R: woah now mezo, sure shes polite, charming, and thinks my quirk is super fascinating, and shes really skiled at fighting-

Rui notices mezo giving him a raised eyebrow before recomposing himself

-but I definitely wouldn't have hearts in my eyes, no siree bob.

M:whatever you say rui

Suddenly both boys heard "santa baby" playing.

R: ugh, not this song, I can't stand it, someone must have left the music player running, now where is it?

Mezo and rui listened in and could hear it coming from-the vents?

R: alright, time turn this earworm off!

Rui slithered throught vents followong the sound, until he popped out of one of the openings, finally, finding the music player.

R: aha, now I've got you!

But after he stopped the music, he looked up, and saw mistletoe overhead,

"Uh-oh" he thought,

Suddenlly he felt a peck on the top of his head. He turned around an saw yuri and hagakure.

T: it is true! You do have a crush on yuri!

R: that's preposterous! Where did you even come from anyway?!

T: then why are you changing colors like tv channels right now

rui sees himself in the mirror and seeing himself light up

Y: I was doubtful at first of this rumor, but now I'm more convinced

Rui gets so flustered that he passes out, tongue hanging out of his mouth like a hognose snake

yuri suppresses a giggle.

T: well look at that, japans mosted wanted vigilante kerls over from being kissed on the forehead

Y: okay thats enough toru I think he's embarassed enough as is.

Shoji bursts into the room

M: hey I heard the music stop rui, did you-

Shoji is left speechless at the sight of rui passed out on the floor, with yuri stifling laughter next to toru.

Shoji awkwardly backs out of the room.

( yuri merei doesn't belong to me, she belongs to pathosketch)