#anyway caring abt things and having interests is so embarrassing. do not look at me make blorbo post

[ultrasopp]

I do not believe nicky di genova lived through medieval era and went travelling on foot across continents yet stayed clean shaved, nothing more than a stubble through it all. It is unrealistic thats not how beard works. He has let it grow so big, he is a 1000 years old he’s tried it all. I will die on this hill

[puripurin]

Yan! Llama Hybrid x SheepHybrid! Reader

— Recently, on the farm, a bunch of coyotes and wolves started to snag some sheep hybrids into the woods when they would get too close to the fences. It has gotten so bad that they would do it in broad daylight.

The owners decided that they would introduce a new addition to the herd to combat the coyotes. A male Llama named Lumi. All of the sheep were skeptical at first because they all thought that it was a little odd that the new sheep would have such a long neck and a lot bigger in size, but soon enough, they couldn't help but warm up to him.

Lumi, on the other hand, was still in his awkward phase. He'd recently entered into adulthood and was feeling sad and lonely without his parents there to guide him, but it wasn't until he saw your gorgeous curls and your small little tail that wagged in excitement. Just in that moment, he'd decided to be your life-long mate and started the process of courting you.

You did not give a shit about Lumi. You only cared about the coyotes that ate the rest of the flock. You wanted to start making sacrifices to grow your cult of small critters such as squirrels and rabbits.

This was because you heard from a passing by sheep hybrid that was being transported to another farm about how you could obtain everything you wanted if people devoted their lives to you.

However, you didn't expect Lumi to be so dedicated to you that he'd easily deciphered your messages to your devout followers and your weekly gatherings.

As you walked out of the dead of night, with the intention of killing a coyote that night. But it was oddly still, as if it was waiting for something. The trees didn't ruffle against each other, and the cool wind was nowhere to be seen

You stiffened up and silently walked back. If one of the other sheeps found out about this whole cult thing you had going on, you'd be ousted and killed by the coyotes instead.

But, you were immediately thrown down and turned over. Your eyes widened in panic and started to attack the person who held you down silently, only to realize that blood was dripping on your face.

"My love, I've killed one of those tainted and unpure coyotes for your sacrifice. I would hate to see your delicate hands get stained with something unworthy of your desire... but why... Why do you yearn and look at someone else with interest other than me? ... Only I shall be your eyes and ears, my love..."

Random and barely edit post after months of not posting. I was watch yt shorts and i came across a video abt guard llamas w sheeps. Its been on my mind for 3 weeks and i started this 2 weeks ago. I only decided now to finish it.

You can see the point where i went fuck it because i had no idea what to do with the reader's background so i was like "Ooh maybe they want to smash the coyotes... what's close to smashing coyotes... Cult." Cult leader YN it is.

Anyways below is for the rest of people who want to know what happened after that incident.

I feel better about my dog's death, but we weren't able to get him back due to the poor weather and the fact he was last seen in a drain. So there wasn't a proper burial, but I'm happy that we didn't end up with 2 losses. We had them since they were puppies, and its upsetting that the younger one died, but i understand why they had to kill him.

He's a dangerous breed of dog even though he's docile most of them time. He was a cane corso, and my older dog is a rottweiler and pitbull mix. So not the most safest dogs to be around, but what are you gonna do when your country is busy locking up a man for money laundering bcs they shit at their jobs.

Right, if I'm not lazy enough, I'll go back and redo every one of my ocs bcs im on the verge of deleting them all from embarrassment. Then that will hopefully be a small week long event for my tumblr as im not used to those things. But this might take months.

Also, no won't do kinktober, im lazy, and smut isn't my forte. Anyways bye-bye, see yall when my coffin feels too stuffy~

(soz if this is shit as well bcs i didn't do a whole lotta explaining abt Lumi's behavior)

[spaceagebachelormann]

hii can i request headcanons of how finnick odair would be as a bf? maybe if ur also a victor

finnick odair and victor frankenstein as bfs !

✧ warnings: spoilers for thg and frankenstein maybe?

✧ additional info: erm i didn’t know if u meant i could do victor if i wanted 😔 so i js did anyway cause i will use any excuse to write for someone from that masterlist!! if u did mean i could put victor if i wanted ily and pls send more victor reqs i barely get any for classic monsters in general <3 erm aleo i haven’t watched thg in ages so finnick might be ooc

✧ m.list — nav.

ೃ༄ finnick odair

he’s very sweet and calm and overall js like amazing to be around and have as a bf <3

despite the fact bro is majestic and could have 6 girlfriends or boyfriends or whateverfriends if he wanted he’s very loyal and respectful of u

doesn’t even dare to look at anyone else while with u

also very willing to take things slowly if that’s what u prefer

it’s honestly what he prefers too

yk because of everything the capital put him through

he js prefers taking his time to get to know u before anything

but he will take u on the cutest dates ever even before reaching first base

will wrestle ur date preferences out of u. not literally. by that i mean he tricks u into telling him what u would wanna do then surprising u

he’s also like so soft and nice with everyone but with u it’s like 10x more

bro can be literally screaming at someone if needed at one moment and then braiding ur hair for u the next

also he’d LOVE braiding ur hair

u don’t even have to ask he js puts ur head on his chest and plays with it

also he’s still v flirty with u for funsies

esp if u get embarrassed easily

he thinks it’s funny (cute) that’s why <3

and i feel like he’s oddly good at singing

like he js taught himself how to sing once because he was bored and needed smth to do

so he was like “yk what imma learn to sing”

and holy fucking shit is he good at it!!

his voice in general is rlly calming

and he knows it is so he likes reading to u and singing to u or js talking to u and literally anything where he can use his voice

i don’t think he’d be very huge on pet names but he’d def call u honey more than anything (cause this is gn)

ik because im his gf actually!! /j

and shit like beautiful and gorgeous if ur fem don’t tell me he wouldn’t yk he would

and he loves kissing ur face

also if ur fem or js have lipstick he’d let u leave lipstick marks on his face <3

i rlly feel like he’d wanna be with someone who he knows well and feels like he can trust

especially if he’s known them for a few years

and he genuinely doesn’t care abt looks!!

go get urself a finnick odair

ALSO THIS MAN CAN COOK!!

AND BAKE!!

and his food is genuinely the most scrumptious shit u will ever taste

ೃ༄ victor frankenstein

ugh this bitch

he’s definitely very loyal to u and wouldn’t even think about other people but he’s kinda. neglectful.

he doesn’t do it on purpose and always makes up for it but there’s long periods of time where he’s sorta cold and rude to u and distant

but he feels bad after and always makes it up to u

he also would wanna be with someone who he’s known for awhile, but that’s because his dumbass would realize his feelings rlly late

but based on his canon AND fanon love interests he seems like he’d want someone who’s rlly compassionate and nice

unfortunately he might care abt looks

erm anyway!!

probably just calls u by ur name but will throw in a my love here and there if he’s in a rlly good mood

because he’s sorta neglectful he doesn’t rlly kiss u a lot because he’s never actually near u alot

but when he is he likes kissing ur shoulders and forehead and hands and wrists n shit

he’s like cold to everyone else but soft with u <3 (when he’s actually with u)

and he’d love it if u got along well with his family and henry and elizabeth

especially his brothers

and would love it if ur nice to justine because typically people wouldn’t be nice to her cause she’s a maid (/lh ily justine u deserved better)

pls let him yap to u

sometimes he js wants to rant abt his day or ideas to someone and would love it if u sat there and listened

and if u let him yap after he makes his creation and it starts slaughtering everybody he’d love it if u were understanding

after elizabeth dies he becomes 12x more protective of u to the point where he won’t even let u be alone by urself cause he left elizabeth alone for 5 mins and she died (they’re js friends here obv)

his love language is gift giving <3 he likes making u little handmade gifts everytime he sees u

also quality time. whenever he can he likes going on picnics and walks

he’s also not the best at comforting but he’s a very good listener and will let u rant to him

his presence in general is comforting

i’m laughing my ass off at this but he wakes u up to show u bugs in the middle of the night

“victor wtf is that” “goliath beetle :)” “put it back before i make u move in with it.”

he also has the most entertaining days for no fucking reason and has a crazy story to tell u all the time

and his hands are fucking freezing. that’s all bye ily

[peggingprowl]

oh gosh. i think you accept drabbles like mychlapi does sometimes? oh gosh if this is weird just delete it i may die of embarrassment bc i never like… talk abt smut ever. but you might be the only person who understands My Thots and i’ll otherwise explode so

Tarantulas. and Prowl. they’re gonna try again. you know. make some Springer 2.0s but now while antagonistically and lovingly married and also. yknow. less test tubes and more closer to how organics do things. but both their sparks are kinda busted right and it’s better if you have all the forge business and the sparkbudding business going on in the same frame so uh

so they ask First Aid. and that’s a good fit because he’s a little freaky but also he’s been visiting to dabble with Tarantulas’s lab stuff together so it’s not even that weird to ask and he’s supportive and says yes. and. well. i’m going to die of embarrassment! but okay

Aid. is kind of into pretending to be a science experiment, sometimes. soooo he and Tarantulas get silly with it and that’s a good time. and then Prowl is actually kinda chill when he’s relaxed and having sex so that’s good too! um. there’s other stuff but i’m too fckin shy and might perish so. that’s all for now, thanks for reading

*remembers this ask exists days later after I kept telling myself I'd answer it* HI. yes. I do accept asks! And can I just say. I'm SO glad you looked at my blog and went "yeah, they'd like some weird sex with Prowl, Tarantulas, and First Aid" and you're CORRECT!!!

Also the idea of First Aid visiting Tarantulas' lab... Intriguing! Very intriguing! Never thought about that dynamic, but I'm interested now.

Anyway. To the weird sex part! Love that Prowl and Tarantulas got back together after everything, the absolute freaks. And immediately get into baby making as well alfjalkgkalf. They probably went "ah yes, more babies... Wait fuck. We both had terrible self care. Neither of us can support a baby"

*cut to First Aid walking into the lab*

"hey you guys! what's going on?"

Prowl and Tarantulas, sharing a look: yeah, he'll do.

They probably come up to him with a whole power point of reasons why he is an Ideal Candidate to become their surrogate, plus a like 50 step plan for how they'll achieve this. Meanwhile First Aid is just like "you want me to spend my time getting constantly railed by two mechs? Sign me UP"

They then get to the part, and of course Prowl and Tarantulas are like, highly meticulous about it all, which low-key turns First Aid on. The detail is very flattering. On GOD they're going to get him robot pregnant. And if he proves to be successful with the first one... Well. It'd be a waste of an experiment to see if there's not a faster way for them to knock him up. Gotta do a few more.

[v-i-r-i-d-i-a-n]

YOU WANNA KNOW SOMETHIN

Y’ALL ACTUALLY WANNA KNOW HOW I FEEL ABT MIKE WILL AND EL??

I just want them to be happy

I started watching stranger things because of the hype of S4, I watched the first season with my parents in 2018 but didn’t rlly remember anything abt the plot and I didn’t get past episode where Jonathan’s camera was broken because I physically couldn’t watch anything with embarrassment at that point in my life

Anyways all I remember is that I didn’t care abt milkvan, like at all, I had no emotional attachment to them, I thought they were vaguely cute? But I felt like I had seen this formula a million times before and it was boring at that point, so I just didn’t really care abt them, I loved the characters don’t get me wrong but their relationship just never really felt that important to me, I always preferred them as friends anyways, their platonic interactions were always my favorites

I knew that I just wanted these little fuckers to be happy and if Mike and Eleven being together made them happy so be it, even then tho I was starting to realize the differences between Mike/Will and Mike/El but I could’ve passed off S2 Byler was platonic if they wrote Mileven super cute, but at that point I hadn’t seen them together on screen enough to rlly have any attachment to them

And then I watched S3, and S4

And I realized if I want these characters to be happy they cannot be together- they’re relationship does not work, it is not healthy, it’s not good for either of them- and it’s not good for Will

THEY COULD’VE SALVAGED IT IN S3 WRITTEN THEIR PROBLEMS OFF AS IT BEING MIKES FIRST RELATIONSHIP AND HOW HES STILL A KID AND DOESNT ENTIRELY UNDERSTAND AND HOW EL DOESNT ENTIRELY UNDERSTAND WHAT IT IS TO BE A PERSON YET

BUT THEN WE’RE SHOWN EL LITERALLY AT HER HAPPIEST WHEN SHE ISNT HANGING OUT WITH MIKE?? WE’RE TOLD MIKE AND HER DO NOT HAVE PROPER CONVERSATIONS ABOUT EACH OTHER- ABOUT THE THINGS THEY LIKE TO DO- THE THINGS THEY JUST LIKE- AND IM SUPPOSED TO BE ROOTING FOR THEM???

We’re shown El giggling and having a good time after breaking up with Mike, we’re told that El see’s him as “her first boy friend” which means she thinks she’s gonna get another eventually- we’re SHOWN El being happy without Mike

We’re shown that Mike keeps El in a holding place she doesn’t want to be in anymore

AND THEN WE’RE SHOWN WILL BEING DEVASTATED WITHOUT MIKE, WE’RE SHOWN AND TOLD THAT WILL LOVES MIKE AND WE’RE SHOWN THAT WILL KNOWS HIM AND HOW TO HELP HIM AND HOW TO MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER AND WE’RE SHOWN JUST HOW DIFFERENT AND IMPORTANT THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS

EVEN JUST THE ENDING OF S3 WHERE MIKE AND WILLS CONVERSATION ENDS WITH THEM SWEETLY SMILING AT EACH OTHER WELL MAKING PROMISES TO NEVER REPLACE EACH OTHER WELL MIKE AND ELS ENDS WITH THEM KISSING AND MIKE HAVING HIS EYES OPEN AND EL WALKING AWAY FROM HIM WELL HE STANDS STARING LOOKING VAGUELY DISGUSTED WITH THE INTERNAL DIALOGUE OF “what’s wrong with me” ?????????

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ROOT FOR THE COUPLE THAT HAS BEEN SHOWN TIME AND TIME AND TIME AGAIN TO BE BETTER OFF AS FRIENDS??? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ROOT FOR THEM WHEN THEY DONT SEEM TO MAKE EACH OTHER HAPPY??? WHEN THEY KNOW LIKE NOTHING ABT EACH OTHER? WHEN ONE OF THEM IS ALWAYS SAYING THEY DONT LIKE THE OTHERS INTERESTS?? WHEN LOOKING OBJECTIVELY AT IT THEIR PERSONAL ARCS GO IN LIKE OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS???

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO NOT ROOT FOR THE COUPLE THAT HAS BEEN SHOWN TIME AND TIME AGAIN TO KNOW EACH OTHER THE BEST OUT OF EVERYONE??? TO HAVE SOME OF THE SWEETEST SCENES AND HEART TO HEARTS AND PARALLELS SO MANY CANON COUPLES ?? WHO MAKES OOGLY EYES AT EACH OTHER AND SMILE AND PROMISE EACH OTHER THEY WONT REPLACE ONE ANOTHER

I just want El and Mike and Will to be happy and looking objectively at it Mike and El breaking up seems to be when El is the happiest, and Mike and Will being together is when they’re at their happiest

[felikatze]

ok now that we've yapped we wanna know do you have any sonic hcs you wanna share. or aus. or aus for other stuf.....f.. <deeply curious

um um um you get. me talking about metal sonic. for very long.

the main sonic AU thing i have slow boiling up there is like. robian metal sonic theory except he gets deroboticized by accident except he's still 12 yrs old because robots dont age. and now he has to deal with a) being flesh and blood again b) being twelve years old. i rotate it in my mind with my sibling because metal sonic has become blorbo incredibly fast somehow and i blame Complex Inquiries on ao3 which is SO GOOD. also this fic it's evil. and basically my AU thing was lowkey spawned in opposition to it (AFFECTIONATE) because . stares at the sky. man.

gets a bit embarrassed gushing about it but proceeds anyway. ahem. (clears throat.) basically metal just slams head first into the roboticizor on little planet and the only person who witnessed this is sonic, but metal, having just had a Major Fucking Revelation (he did not know he's actually sonic from an alternate timeline) just Bolts and everyone who meets him just goes "hey why is classic sonic so sad. also why did he bite me. also why is he here." because considering generations and forces, why WOULDNT they assume he's classic sonic, right, and this just kinda pisses him off worse. because now he's being delegated not to "the sonic copy" but to "the baby sonic" so pick your poison honestly.

in my mind's eye he DOES look exactly like classic but like. more unkempt. gloves are torn so he can claw at people. (there's a whole dilemma about how he'd view his robot form as "superior" because a) it's actually faster (thanks to upgrades) than he is now as a 12yr old b) claws and lasers are simply cool c) customizable. (i love transfem metal sonic and HONESTLY honestly. if i play the long con that IS where this Au can end up. but only with a very careful long con and character development.)

so you have sonic, who is deeply confused because he ALSO doesn't know metal's backstory and just thinks metal got turned into a flesh and blood child somehow and man he has GOT to get that guy like a bath and some good chili dogs, everybody else wildly concerned why classic just blew up a town, and metal just exploding internally at all times.

very fond of the "classic is mute" hc also (tho i think that's just Game Canon thanks to generations) so metal also struggles to communicate a lot since robot hands werent actually dexterous enough to do sign properly and now he's suuuper rusty, as is everybody else who knew sonic back then, because they haven't needed to use sign for years.

i think at some point also metal just goes back to eggman. hey fucker turn me back into a robot i need to kill sonic absolutely right now. now the REAL kicker is eggman didn't even know metal's backstory, because the roboticizor is a design he just reconstructed from his future self back then, decided he wasnt gonna bother with something SOMEONE ELSE came up with, and then promptly forgot about it. so eggman is also confused. what do you MEAN you're metal sonic. what the fuck. ok i guess you can have some gauntlets and a jetpack go fuck shit up.

i dont have plot beyond this i simply like to spin it.

I also keep thinking abt What Continuity this would be set in because i fucking LOVE metal in idw i love his hesitation and his Choice to reject sonic's outstretched hand and go back to eggman and i ADORE his whole bit with Belle where she wants to save him and.

but there's also a lot of potential in Sage being Dad's Favorite when metal is very much eggman's special boy in idw. like Sage & Belle both have such unique perspectives about them but they don't exist alongside each other and metal has a different relationship w eggman compared between idw and the games that i can't decide which is more narratively interesting to pursue because "ok maybe you started warming up to your creator after the whole betrayal bit and a huge chunk of that does turn out to not just be programming but your own volition, and now when you were in trouble you turned back to him again, this time with No Shot of it having been programming, but now you get to remember that he's actually nothing to you and stole your future and committed the greatest possible atrocity against you" is. is a Bit for sure.

but also compared to "you hate him so fucking bad you need him dead but you need sonic dead even worse so you have no choice but to team up with him and are forced to reckon that he CAN be kind, he can be kind to someone who was the age you were once, but the version of him back then wasn't. she made him kinder but you weren't enough so you just get to suffer."

it's both. it's both so good man i can't pick.

like metal definitely also just tries to blow up the world super sonic style 100%. and has to be talked down into at least accepting what happened so he can even begin to process it. and accept that the Sonic he Used To Be has been dead and gone for years. ego death has already occured. he's already been someone else for ages and it's about time she saw that at least.

which is of course where i can bring the transfem angle in as metal is forced to redefine herself and come to terms with her continued existence. yippie yay.

anyways yeah. metal sonic. i love her.

[theboytatu]

oh u would love sunghoon and heeseung (pink haired guy) if u cared to learn more abt them !!!! sunghoon is like a. cryptid. if that makes sense 😭 it’s so funny he has a face that looks like That and then he’s like the world’s biggest introvert and loser (affectionate) he’s often in his own world which is super cute lmao heeseung is enhypen’s center and like jack of all trades highkey lowkey and very funny if his humour vibes w urs lol also like at one point almost everyone in the group had an idol crush on him during i-land (the trauma filled survival show they all escaped from) he was That guy. idk if i should say this bcs honestly embarrassing of heeseung BUT like until almost 2yrs ago he was having a new idolsona every 6 months depending on what fit the status quo at the time hdhdhd it’s rlly niche heeseung lore and no one rlly notices unless they’re looking for it 😭

also i remember u said that exo isn’t like appealing to a general audience via their reality shows bcs they’re lowkey and not v high energy n do their own thing and that’s enhypen actually !!! they’re all sort of introverted w only 3ish being extroverted ( sunoo being #1 <3)

anyways here’s a v cute lovely vlog sunoo did last year which i think shows his personality a lot like he’s sooo silly omg : https://youtu.be/dKQuRaGYiHQ?si=gVrocpikBUtvSwiR

and a general enhypen reality show episode if ur vaguely interested in group dynamics (actually a hilarious 2part among us mafia type video 😭) : https://youtu.be/wNzOIPJrj6o?si=L9mM_KPSm-zx2L-n

oh so you're the one who's been enhypenpilling me for the last few months...

[abcdosaka]

Watched oshi no ko and hells paradise both mid. Kinda makes me mad bc hells paradise was giving soul eater a little bit plus the op is catchy as fuck but I’m a little annoyed like I just don’t think I have it in me to tolerate mid female characters anymore. I really wanted to like it too bc the first ep was really good but then the second was like umm ok this dude is a bit much but he’s cool still. Then the third ep I was like “so why tf is the girl even travelling with him if everyone knows he could easily overpower her at any time”. And the forth ep gabimaru had to save her and she collapsed bc she got overwhelmed ? Like it’s so embarrassing for her I can’t go on. I realize her arc is about facing her fears or something actually no I don’t really know what the author was going for but anyway my point is theres a way to do that without making her a cringe damsel in distress. Maybe I’m just jumping to conclusions bc it really does look good but like it’s not a great look so far

as for oshi no ko I was hoping it would be about like balancing motherhood and being a star or something obviously I expected too much. I actually kinda enjoyed the movie pilot but I dislike that:

1 it’s isekai

2 the mom fucking dies and the kid/guy is on some revenge fantasy bs. Like I said I thought this would be some cute show where a guy doctor falls in love with a pregnant woman who’s actually an idol hiding her identity and the issues that would arise from that. (Btw I did not know she was 16 going into this show. Another thing I dislike)

3 I feel like the isekai part is just accepted and will never come up again. Like idk bc I wouldn’t mind if it was actually incorporated into the story as like the main thing but it’s not really. like I want sarina/rubys backstory to be more important, the connnection between her wanting to be an idol and her not being able to move around in her previous life could be expanded on, idk anything abt the guys goals from before but I would like to see that instead

4 I hate the Mc he’s fucking BORINGGGGG and he’s obsessed w his sister and mom. (Side note When are we gonna get an anime where the Mc just despises his sister like there’s no other feeling other than hate.) What happened to the fun guy who used to be a doctor. Like trauma obvs but his whole personality became unbearable. you could say that he was obsessed with Ai even when he was alive but honestly, bro had a job and lived in the countryside, there is no way he didn’t have other things going on in his life

5 both these kids have no personality other than being obsessed with their mom like SHUT UP PLS

6 it’s literally just a girl in the mcs life suffers due to being an idol and he jumps in to save her by doing something maybe a little innovative and weird but ultimately good. Like I kept watching bc I wanted to see how him trying new things could expand his perspective or something like trying acting again or being on the dating show but no it’s just him saving chicks from other ppl

7 I feel like all of those points just show the plot is trying to be more than what it is. Like it’s just another isekai where an older guy takes care of underage women in return for their dedication. Ok to be fair it actually does have a lot of the inside life of idol culture which is interesting but also don’t advertise it like ai is a main character when she FUCKING DIES :(

I actually kinda dislike gabimaru too like both these mfs are gloomy, overly perfect, emo, and have saviour complexes and it’s rly not my vibe. Like idk they’re Gary stus. Ebony darkness dementia raven way but as a guy. Like please just suck at something you’re boring me

I think that’s what I get for trying to watch Shonen but ugh. I like action I like the power of friendship I even like a lil romance if it’s not like annoying and very specifically aimed toward the male gaze.

[desushiii]

Flirting isn't for me

I tried flirting, YES I know it's not a big thing for you but IT IS FOR ME. I am 21 years old now and I admit that I am starting to think that indeed I am antiromantic btch. so here's the story. I am yes a GHORL. I would say I do only crushes in the past years of my life and yes NBSB (No boyfriend since birth) kinda vibes.

The whole fiasco of this pandemic I was living in my small comfortable room and doing online classes and plates and shit, and countless of crying over a spilled coffee blablabla. August came and that is the official face-to-face classes of the year whatever fastforward. 1st term starts and the first major subj was this and that and my friends and I had been simping over this dude (as a joke) cus yes he cute or whatevah and after a weeks or two idk after party happen in our department and ddl are near but we don't care cuz we need to boost ourselves and party. that time at the party coincidentally this dude we're simping now my "crush", Yes I'm sorry I get really attached to people when I find them ok and start fantasizing and the feeling follows. Anyways i don't want to go on the details of what rlly happen at the party but it was fun ANYWAY. My fcollege friends presssured me to chat him in messenger just to ask him whats the name of the guy they introduced to us last night. AND SO THIS FOLLOWS ME trying to flirt text him giving him cheesy lines the obv. not my doing.. MY FRIEND is the one who keeps tally on what I should reply and what i shouldn't do and all that time I was ofc having butterflies but at the same time disgust or whatever OVERALL it was all uncomfortable for me to do because maybe I am not used to talking to guys malice of just being more than friends, OKAY? I am not used to this, so every possible cringe scenario you could think of was not me, I say it was Sharon, the hoe, the alter ego of mine doing all that crazyy stuff.

It was as if I was the guy and he was the girl I was trying to pursue, i felt weird and my pride went oop- so yuh drunk text came and the tipsy was me. I chatted him on msgr and say these very stupid line (trns. eng) "is it okay if I like you and you like me too" and my world started to crumble since then, but he just replied to me "are u drunk?" and so i said no any way he redirected the topic to something else so I was disappointed, and the more I try to cultivate some info abt him the more I realize I don't like him, and we're not a match and we won't click ever. so I stopped. OFC I was sad at the moment because heres the plot twist.

BBtch he like my other friend in shs and now in college likeeeee dude. I was maaaaaaaad like why did he not tell me that he liked someone else whilst I was talking to him nonstop atm. Gurlllll that was the flag I've been looking like I tot he's not some other dude who do shit but HE'S THE DUDE THAT DOES SHIT. WTF. and so I stop, I ranted to my friends and so they did and the end. BTCH u tot that was it??

so here another story.

My other friend saw this flower lying around on the table at school which is a flower that u specifically serve on a death table, you know that white one.

I was typically the crazy hoe who would suggest "oooh let's give this to a random guy and act as if we're flirting" teehee. atm we both didn't wear our glasses on so we can't see shit nor read shit and heres another plot twist, HE WAS THE GUY who received the fuking flowers and i just wanna say i wanna get hit by a bus and truck, a car, a bike anything JUST LET ME GO BYE BYE. That was the most embarrassing thing I've ever did because I ghosted him! and I kno he didn't care that I stop talking to him and then here it is.

The other plot twist! He drunk text me, he apologize for getting my flowers when he is the one who fuckkin get it out of my hands when in fact his bff should be the one to receive it. So anyway I told him the truth abt the flower thing and it's like a reverse uno has been played and I was the one who wasn't interested talking to him blablabla that was the end haha

And this is when I realized flirting isn't for me.

[eddiebun]

hi baby, the finale of st4 vol 2 literally killed me i sobbed for HOURS today.. :( WHY WOULD THEY KILL OFF THE MOST INTERESTING BEST CHARACTER i hate this. anyway, i hope ur doing well and i have a blurb for u abt our cutie eddie (bc he IS alive). basically crybaby!bimbo!reader x eddie munson where like he accidentally makes her cry or something and he tries to comfort her? maybe he teases her or smth in front of his friends and they are dating and.. idk i just hope ur doing well! MWAH <3

TRUING NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT OR ILL CRY. ilysm mwahmwahwamnwahh

bimbo!crybaby!reader x bf!eddie, angsty, fluff??

“no, y/n is hardly ever present, always off in her own little head most of the time.” eddie laugh, glancing over at you at his side, seeing your bottom lip jutted out in concentration as you swiped your fingers back and forth four bottles of nail polish, contemplating which to use.

eddie was taking you out on a date later, and of course, you wanted your nails to match the cute outfit you begged him to buy you last weekend, and he folded, he always did for you.

“see?” eddie nodded his head in your direction, everyone around you laughing and you shot your head up in curiosity.

“welcome back to reality, sweetheart.” you heard your boyfriend coo, coming up to pat the top of your head.

you blinked a couple times, not understanding but you didn’t care all that much, you had more important things to worry about.

“which is better, the peachy pink, baby pink, the neon or the hot pink?” you looked up at him through your pretty lashes, awaiting your boyfriends input.

eddie glanced down at the bottles on the table and shrugged, “all looks the same to me.” he leaned in closer to look at the colors.

he glanced back up and saw the apparent displeasure on your face from his lack of interest.

“it’s not the same at all.” you told him, pursing your lips together.

“it’s just paint or whatever,” eddie chuckled, making the whole table laugh, clearly in agreement with him, “it doesn’t matter, can’t you just join in the conversation for once and worry about stuff like that at home?” he asked, the table suddenly going a little more quiet because owch, that one was harsh.

and he knew he messed up, before he even saw your eyes gloss over, tears bubbling and bottom lip quivering, “t-that was mean..” you sniffled out, feeling your whole body burning up in embarrassment and upset.

and the tears didn’t stop, eddie panicking a little— he was used to you being sensitive, crying and being emotional, it wasn’t a bad thing but you were right, what he said was mean and now he made you cry in front of everyone.

“hey, hey.. i’m sorry, i didn’t— i didn’t mean that.” he grimaced before clearing his throat and standing up, “c’mon.” he held his hand out.

you didn’t take it, but you did stand up and you walked out of the cafeteria, knowing eddie was following behind.

you got into an empty classroom, sniffling against the back of your hand and comfortingly squeezing your arm.

“baby, it does matter, i shouldn’t of dismiss you like that or talked to you like that, i didn’t mean it.” eddie stood in front of you, rocking back and forth on his feet and breathing out shakily.

“i’m so sorry angel..” he said quietly.

you hiccuped in between soft sobs, lipgloss smudged and some mascara markings on your under eyes as you looked up at your boyfriend, “please don’t talk to me like that. i join in b-but i don’t wanna be laughed at for not liking the same things all the time but i still get laughed at when i’m just doing my own thing, that’s not fair.” you frowned.

“you’re right, it shouldn’t be like that— fuck, i’m so sorry. i’ll make sure you never feel like that again, i’ll make it more comfortable for you, i love you so much, just the way you are and i know you’re so brave hanging out with us freaks,” he chuckled, “i’m so happy you are who you are, i don’t want it any other way.” he sighs, fingers tangling with yours as he pulled you against his chest and smothered you in kisses over every inch of your face.

“i— love— you— so— much.” he said, each word in between a firm kiss, feeling awful but promising himself he’d make you feel much more comfortable and he never wanted to make you cry again.

“just don’t want you to feel like you’re too good for me and wonder off one day, i need you.” he cupped your face.

“i need you more, stupid.” you sniffled.

[miekasa]

everyone always talks sm abt the boys, do you have any Mikasa thots?

Why of course. She’s my best girl my favorite girl my dream girl <33

sfw

Mikasa’s a sucker for cheesy, cliché, right out of a romcom kind of dates: going apple picking, riding the ferris wheel together, dinner on the beach. She’s not embarrassed it, she likes what she likes; it's only when teased about how much of a hopeless romantic she is that she gets flustered.

She cares about your wellbeing a lot, and she knows that it can border on being too much or too “motherly,” sometimes, but she can’t help it. She just wants you to be safe and happy all the time, and will do anything to ensure it.

That being said, she does know when to back off, and would never try to smother you to the point of you snapping. She knows that you’re competent and smart and can take care of yourself, so she’ll let you; she just wants to be there for you whenever you need a break.

Incredibly good at managing her time when it comes to school/life balance. She’s not exactly an extrovert, but she’s good at making conversation when she likes the person she’s talking to; and she doesn’t usually have to do much approaching, because people always look up to her in some form and wanna befriend her.

Compared to Eren and Armin, she was definitely the social butterfly of their group when they all went to university. Eren and Armin were a little bitter (because they’d been gatekeeping her as their friend since they were 8), but moreover, impressed that Mikasa had people fawning over her so easily.

Don’t point out that she’s got fans and admirers though, it makes her feel… embarrassed isn’t quite the word, but she denies it. She doesn’t...not like it, and doesn’t mind that people want to be her friend, but that's not what she’s looking for, if that makes sense. She’s made new friends, but she’s not aiming to be some kind of idol to people. That kind of attention doesn't interest her.

If you teased her about it, even lightly, she’d probably keep quiet, maybe roll her eyes even as you tell her, “It’s a good thing, Mika! People look up to you, and they should, you’re great, you know,” before she holds your hand and mumbles about how, “I don’t care anyway… your attention matters more to me.”

She doesn’t strike me as the kind to nap often, but if you ask her to take a nap with you, she’ll happily oblige. Even if she doesn’t fall asleep, she doesn’t mind just laying there and holding you.

It’s very cute when she does fall asleep though, because she always wakes up blinking like a newborn, slightly disoriented, because she’s not used to napping mid-day. It takes her a minute to gather her bearings, and in general, she looks pretty cute when she’s just woken up.

nsfw

Physically, she is very strong, and emotionally she’s very strong-willed, but also incredibly gentle. Which means, she can put you in any position she wants to, and if she wants to she will, but her focus will still be on your pleasure the entire time.

She squirted once and gets so incredibly red in the face when you even so much as hint about it ever. She will murder you if you bring it up, seriously.

(She looked good though, and you keep telling her it was hot, but she doesn’t wanna talk about it). ((Play your cards right and you could probably get her to do it again)).

Cries when she’s overstimulated, or even just when she orgasms too hard. She looks so pretty with tears in her eyes, and even while she’s cumming, she tells you how good you are, how good you’re making her feel.

She’s got a thing for pushing you against walls to eat you out, and she likes when it becomes too much for you and you can barely hold yourself up; she likes when she feels your body go lax and you put more of your weight on her. She’ll hold you up, and she could do this all day if you let her.

Not a lot of dirty talk, but there’s still lots of noise. She always whimpers whenever your fingers are anywhere near her pussy, and the lightest touch can make her moan.

Loves the feeling of you grinding against her in any way shape and form. On top of her while you’re making out, moving your hips while she fingers you because you want more, slowly grinding her cunt against yours when you scissor. She’s all about it all the time, any time.

Speaking of scissoring, it’s easily one of her favorite positions. She always takes it nice and slow, builds it up just right until you’re both desperate enough to mindlessly rut against each other. She holds onto your leg with just the right amount of pressure, and you know she’s about to lose it when her kisses are replaces with shallow bites along your skin.

Always presses kisses to your forehead and cheeks when you’re done. She likes to just look at your for a bit and admire your jagged breathing, how wide your pupils look after she’s fucked you. She usually falls asleep on your chest, her arms extended to cage around your head and neck, while her cheek rests against your collarbone.

[crowhyun]

actually y’all i need to rant and i’m going to sound like a pathetic loser but i’ll wait until shame comes in so i can delete this later but rn it’s night time and it’s the right time

so like, idk abt yall, but during the late hours of the night, my emotions are heightened unlike during the day. Like if I’m happy, i’m all smiley and giggly and i’m never like that during the day. I’m a night person yeah. But i get sad easier at night. And tonight i am sad boohoo

what am i sad about? IM LONELY AS FUCK 😭

the thing is, i’ve been single my whole life. i’ve been told and convinced that i wasn’t beautiful or worthy of love, and no one has ever shown interest in me. Boys would bully me the most over my looks. And i’m not going to lie and say “but i was beautiful all along” bcs i wasnt. I was a lol scrawny nerd who wore glasses and the same hoodie everyday. I didn’t care abt my looks at all, but it’s a bit diff bcs i’ve grown up in places where there weren’t ppl like me. So in either predominantly white or asian schools. I was never beautiful to them.

but it’s not just that. I’m convinced there is something wrong with me, bcs when I see my sister, I see everything that i want to be. She’s feminine, pretty, confident, strong etc etc. Ever since she was little, she’s had everyone all over her and people would always compliment her and overlook me.

i remember when my grandpa straight up called me ugly and then said that my sisters were like “pretty princess” to my face. I’ve always hated him. This might sound morbid, but i’m glad he’s dead. He was never a good person anyways.

my sister used to make fun of me for my looks as well bcs i was never as pretty as her. Everyday, I nitpick at every little thing because of her. My shoulders are too wide, i’m not feminine enough, my skin is too dark, i look like a child etc etc etc like WHYYYYY can’t i stop????? ARGHHH

and WHY does it seem like everyone has had love in their lives but me???? no one has ever been interested in me, and i feel like i’m going to be alone forever. I keep trying to convince myself that someone would come along one day, but i continue to lose hope. I’m so scared to get close to people, and im not good at making conversation, i can’t even make friends, how do i expect to one day get married?

i have a skin condition that makes my skin rough and bumpy, and people have always commented about it, and i don’t even want people to get physically close to me bcs of it. i hate when people touch me, and im always so hyper aware of someone’s proximity.

like what happened to the little girl that loved hugs and holding hands? i hate that i’ve changed. i used to be so extroverted and happy and social, but i’ve gotten shut down and hurt so many times and now im a fkn recluse like ew i hate myself

sometimes i get the urge to drink myself drunk so i would stop thinking and so that i’d be free from shame and embarrassment and anxiety, but i don’t do that bcs 1. alcohol tastes disgusting and 2. i feel like if i give in, i’d develop an addiction.

i feel so sorry for all of the friends that i do have and for the future boyfriend that i may or may not have. i’m so insecure that it ruins everything. I think that no one rlly likes me and they’ll all leave me one day just like my friends have done in the past, just bcs i wasn’t pretty enough or cool enough.

[ihatebnha]

Endeavor the type to bribe you to wife up Touya bc it's as embarrassment to the family that y'all have two kids together but won't make it official. You refuse bc marrying Touya means he moves out of Rei's basement and becomes another child you take care of

The day you kicked Dabi out was probably one of the worst days of Endeavor’s adult life.

Think about it, Touya shacking up with you is what finally gave him the hope that he could actually make something of himself other than a mooch and couch potato. Not that he didn’t love his son (in his own, exasperated way), but Endeavor was so happy to think that he could finally have his own family to bother, be the man of his own house…

That it was a joyous day for him when your daughter was born, and he thought it had been for Touya, too.

He figured the marriage would come with time. As his second favorite child, he knew his son, and knew that giving him freedom was the best way of ensuring Touya doing right by by you.

What he didn’t account for was that Touya… actually wouldn’t, and that the three good, amazing, terrific years he spent living with you would just be that. Three years.

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UGH I'm lowkey too lazy to finish this because the things I want to say abt this subject are SO COMPLEX and my head hurts...

But what's so interesting about this concept to me is like... Endeavor probably thinks that you getting married is the ticket to keeping Touya with you... not realizing that you and Touya get along specifically because 1. neither of you really want to get married all that bad (and aren’t even that attached to each other… like you could get married and Touya is still gonna run around doing whatever), and 2. You are Endeavor-proof.

Like I couldn’t decide whether I preferred the idea of Endeavor approaching (and begging) YOU to marry Touya (to which you say no and Touya finds it extremely sexy), or you actually DO secure the bag by marrying Touya and still end up kicking him out.

Like weirdly I actually do believe… Dabi is kinda loyal (as in he has no real interest in finding another person w/ you in the picture)… but I also think that together but separate couples kinda vibe… esp since he doesn’t care if you just want access to his dad’s credit card/inheritance.

(Lmfao, Endeavor’s like… “son, you won’t get your inheritance until you marry y/n…” and he’s like “bet.”)

Anyway, I couldn’t express this all in a drabble so there you go LOL. I feel like Endeavor is both really unlucky and super lucky at the same time because… yes, Touya does look trashy having kids with a woman he isn’t living with… but like Hell he’ll ever be with another woman again.

(Even if you do sorta end up hanging around other men, like in reference to your other ask about Dabi only wanting to get married when you meet a single dad, who in my head I was envisioning as Twice.)

Also I just cry thinking about Endeavor who is weirdly obsessed with being nice to you and hanging out with his grandkids. Even despite marriage, he doesn’t mind when you’re around.

It literally makes me scream and throw up lmfao. GoodBYE.

[tinalbion]

TINA MY BELOVED! all i’ve been able to think abt is what would happen if Spencer’s s/o walked in on him jerking off 🤔 maybe he thought they were gonna be gone all day, maybe he just wasn’t expecting them to be home as early as they were, but they walk into the bedroom and see; what then??? does our boy get embarrassed, does he keep going, does he ask for help??? i’m frothing stop the mouth!

(ps i def think part of my obsession w spencer is the fact his face claim is patrick wilson >:) there’s just something abt that man….anyways! i love you and hope you’re doing well!)

B, THANK YOU FOR SENDING THINGS IN ABOUT THE BOY! I've been meaning to write more about him and just some scenarios in general, so this will definitely help fuel that for me, so thank you!

But ooh boy, talk about giving me the best and most delicious imagine for him, oof. I hope you like it! Don't ever hesitate to send me messages or asks about him!

And omg yes, Patrick Wilson is one of my favorites and I just HAD to use him, it took me a while to settle on him but boy am I happy with it <3

》MINORS, DO NOT INTERACT《

If you and Spencer haven’t really shared any actual intimate moments together, he is an actual mess. He won’t really initiate something with you right off the bat only because he’s so used to pushing people away. He knows the face you’ll wear once you find out about him, he knows that to get attached is to suffer. So he’ll watch with keen interest but he couldn’t initiate something between you both, you’d have to take that step for him if you were so willing. Bonus points if you KNEW he was a killer and decided to stay, that gets him super hot and bothered.

So of course, if you haven’t taken that step yet, he’d get by with just his hands for now, he’d touch himself and recall a memory of you from earlier. He loved to think about the faces you’d make when you were so engrossed in something, lips parted, eyes focused. Passion was what drove him to you and it would be difficult to keep his hands to himself if he caught you doing the most mundane things. Being around you was one big challenge in itself because all he could think about was how you sounded, so how good would you sound whispering his name in the dark?

So one day after you had gone out shopping, running errands, whatever you decided on that day, he watches you leave and expects you back later in the evening, it would be enough time for him to prepare dinner and you’d come back without having to worry about it. He took this opportunity to finally allow himself to release all of the pent-up feelings he bottled up the past week, his thoughts only on you as he pictured you clearly in his mind and how fucking good you looked at any given moment. He took a shower and had felt relaxed as he leaned back into the pillows that he propped up and nestled into, his eyes fluttered closed and he let out a contented sigh.

His mind went to you and his hand snaked down beneath the towel, his hand still warm from the water, and he thought of your hand gliding up and down as he closed his eyes. He could hear your voice and how sweetly you spoke to him, he would envision you praising him and telling him how hard he was for you and that you loved to see him so submissive for you. If he had it bad enough, he wouldn't be rough unless you begged him to be, he would be as gentle with you as he could be while he'd take you anywhere in the house.

But what he didn't realize was that you had gotten everything finished so early today and you were pulling into the driveway, he was so lost in his fantasies that his strangled groan covered the sound of the car door shutting. You walked in without a care in the world, excited to surprise Spencer with an early lunch you'd picked up on your way home. What you didn't expect was to be greeted to an awkwardly silent house with no Spencer in sight. You weren't the type to call out for anyone in case someone was possibly in the house, you needed the element of surprise. Spencer taught you that.

Instead, you peeked around the bedroom door that was slightly ajar and saw Spencer doing something you'd never thought you'd see. He seemed so focused, his brows drawn together and his hand taking its time with trying to draw out his release, it was a deliciously hot sight and you stood there for a moment longer than you should have and watched him. When you finally decide to make yourself known, he panicked. Full-blown panic mode. You'd never seen him doing something like that and he wasn't sure how to react in this situation, you didn't seem appalled by his actions but he still raced to cover himself out of embarrassment.

"Oh God, I'm sorry, I didn't know you'd be home, and I, well I've just… I guess– I don't know… I'm sorry." His heart raced and he didn’t know what to do anymore, how could he have done something so stupid as to get caught like a hormonal teenager? He couldn't make eye contact, not at first, you'd have to pull his attention to you and offer him that sweet smile he loved so much.

"Spence, you know I don't mind that. All I wanted to know is, why wouldn't you ask me to help?"

If you did that, if you said anything like that, he'd melt into it and absolutely lose his shot over the idea. He would meet your eyes and stare at you as if you were the most amazing thing on the planet, a wonder he'd never thought he'd seek out. Offer to help him and that would build his confidence greatly, and make sure to add some praise in there, he's weak for it. He’d be putty in your hands from then on out as if he already wasn’t, but it comes with bonus benefits this time around.

Once this happened, Spencer would be more open with the way he would be feeling since you would be so open to him communicating this, and it definitely helped him open up more overall toward you since you seemed to be so comfortable with him.

BONUS: When discussing things you were into, he’d not really have many things he’s done, so maybe you could show him the ropes and discover new kinks along the way. The man is open to trying anything once ;)

[peapod20001]

Oh I was gonna talk abt thoughts in discord interests chat but u know what it's ur ocs I'll just drop my inane ramblings in ur ask box. It's like 4 am fyi but I took an accident nap earlier and I have autocoorfect on my side so this probably won't be tooo bad

Anyways I think Thomas and Eliana are an underrated and under utilized duo, idk abt ur canon dynamic for them but I have my headcanons after doing so much of them together in blau. I feel like Thomas is v protective of her but won't admit it, and when he's caught (earlier in their relationship at least) he absolutely denies it and pins it all on how upset shirley would be if anything happened to her cus now it'd be embarrassing to admit he really likes Eliana after being kind of a dick to her, but when Eliana realizes he actually cares a lot she just thinks it's cute because he is cute lol. He also knows full well she is adorable, he can try to deny it as long as possible but it can not be avoided esp once he starts accepting more that shirley can love both of them, since she's easier to like when he's not busy being jealous.

Also shirley loves seeing them become friends but also is a little bit like. Ok but don't team up and realize ur both too cool for me pls :( not majorly tho ahshshs cus they kiss him on his pretty face and load her with compliments and they feels very loved úwù also I'm def projecting my "tries to be super duper confident while actually being inherently insecure" swag onto shirley rn hdshsudjdhdj speaking of which I think it would be rlly cute if the trio all had some matching accessory like bracelets or promise rings cus I rlly love my friend bracelets cus their colorful and sweet and more importantly everytime I look at them it's this simple reminder that I am loved, no matter where I am, no matter where my friends are, I am loved and I think that's a sentiment that might be really nice for shirley, just that little reminder 🥺

But back to Eliana and Thomas I think they should cuddle simply because Eliana has warm squishy/comfy energy and Thomas has cold secure/hard-er energy so together they not only reach perfect equilibrium but they're also the perfect cuddle combo for shirley cus togethwr they provide both cozy and safe yknow

Also feel free to correct any of these takes cus I like hearing things about ur ocs :D these r just random 4 am thoughts about someone elses ocs, I dont expect them to be actually correct, just cute XD

Lmao I honestly really friggin LOVE these takes mostly cus it just works so well

Like, Thomas TOTALLY doesn’t care about Eliana 👀 totally 👀 he only cares about Shirley and how she feels, that is all 👀 💧

And I really do wanna giv em all smth that matches,,,,, but brain can’t think of smth that really works with all of em so for now that’s on hold 😔

[generous1ty]

so. hi. my goal is to turn 87% of my following into Hajime simps and i hope this content will do that

if not then i guess i'll have to go and post that one NSFW Hajime request i got too 🙄 /hj

pffjahdJHSDAKDHKJS

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Random Fluffy Hajime headcanons (aka me not doing prompt requests AGAIN)

genre: fluff. just pure fluff warnings: half of this post is me keyboard smashing and crying abt hajime, sorry (ugh gene do your prompt requests)

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he knows how to style hair-- whether it be gelling your hair, tying it up, or just brushing it-- he does it so gently and it always comes out nice afterwards.

loves to curl hair- he doesn't care if your hair is short or long, curls your hair either way(master with the curling iron).

if you don't have any hair(and even if you do!), he buys the sweetest fucking headbands and hats for you AAAHDKSKSMS-

Hajime probably works a part-time job, even before dating. despite that, he always saves up to get things you want. he loves seeing you smile and happy. spoils you so much...

as i said, literally tries to buy you anything you want/need with his half-empty wallet. </3

he rambles about video games and things of the like to you!!

he loves to play video games, and sharing/playing them with you gives him so much serotonin-- bc not only is he sharing one of his favorite hobbies with you, but you’re also playing them with him and indulging yourself in his interests??? wow what an amazing person ily

loves to dress up!! aaa

would totally hold a mini-fashion show in your room or something, but be very hesitant to do it at first

either way, he likes looking nice for you. :)

DATES OMG

dates would be so cute

he'd bring you somewhere quiet and talk about his day, what he's been thinking about, or just cuddle with you AAAAA

he'd stare at you as you talk, smiling as you rambled on and on about things.

he would laugh at your jokes bc he seems like the person who would laugh at almost everything--

AGFKSKDJKDBDB

he's the type of boyfriend who would go to the amusement park with you and try to get you any prize you want and actually get it despite the games being rigged </3

he... doesn't like roller coasters that much. but he'll ride them with you! just because he doesn't like them, doesn't mean he won't ride them.

you know those spinny teacup/sitting rides omg he hates those

i feel like he has such a bad experience with them, and the result of getting on with his friends was him puking SHDJSKD

pls don't expose him to such torture again if you do decide to go on them

his kisses are so soft and like-- gentle?? but an embarrassed gentle

like, he’ll quickly peck your lips then power walk away

run after him and catch him!! then french kiss him. he’ll be so red and kiss you back :)

i already did cuddling headcanons with Hajime but HJSDADJS

casually self-promotes in the headcanons

ANYWAY TO ADD ON TO THAT POST

Hajime would cuddle everywhere. on the couch, in a chair, on the bed, while you’re cooking/baking/doing a hobby, in the bathroom while you’re brushing your teeth or something-- his arm is ALWAYS around you one way or another

AHJSAKJSKJD

he loves snaking his hands through your arms and hugging your back. his chest would be so firm but soft, so it’d feel amazing against your shoulder blades.

Hajime Hinata... why couldn’t you just be real

he’s so pretty auuuughhhhHHHH

he always smiles when he stares at you. its always so full of love and longing, and he just feels so safe and so at home seeing at you smile, talk, ramble, literally anything omggshdka

which is why he cuddles/holds you so much. you’re literally his safe space

he loves you so much auuuughhhjdsk