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beealexageek · 2 years ago
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“What’s their favourite lingerie”
(Part 2/??)
Headcanons credits to @echo-of-sounds​​ ☝️ Go read everything they write! You will not regret it.
💋 Lingerie Ask 😉 Roleplay Ask
🧡 Toyomitsu Taishiro [Fatgum] OC: Yume by @maryjanelerman  Lingerie: @|playfulpromises Costume: @|youvimi 👉 Drawings without signs (Instagram)
💛 Yamada Hizashi [Present Mic] OC: Isamaya by @f-for-fucktoria Lingerie: @playfulpromises Costume: @moeflavor 👉 Drawings without signs (Instagram)
💚 Inui Ryo [Hound Dog] OC: Bunny by @|miphza_ Lingerie: @atelierbordelle Costume: @moeflavor 👉 Drawings without signs (Instagram)
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FINALLY!!
After a year and a half I finally finished drawing these six headcanons! I really love how they look so pretty!
I hope you like it as much as I do.
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beegeekart · 2 years ago
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“What’s their favourite lingerie”
✌️ Drawings without signs. (Part 2/??)
Headcanons credits to @echo-of-sounds​ ☝️ Go read everything they write! You will not regret it.
💋 Lingerie Ask 😉 Roleplay Ask
👉 Original Post
🧡 Toyomitsu Taishiro [Fatgum] OC: Yume by @maryjanelerman Lingerie: @|playfulpromises Costume: @|youvimi
💛 Yamada Hizashi [Present Mic] OC: Isamaya by @f-for-fucktoria Lingerie: @playfulpromises Costume: @moeflavor
💚 Inui Ryo [Hound Dog] OC: Bunny by @|miphza_ Lingerie: @atelierbordelle Costume: @moeflavor
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ihatebnha · 3 years ago
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Bakugo seems the type to stay on a strict diet but gets mad when you do the same bc he vicariously lives through you and needs you to eat cake bc he won't
You don't understand how much I love this, oh my god. The freaking head you have on your shoulders, legend, I swear...
It's actually funny you send this, though... because I just saw someone in the tags talking about how Bakugo probably wouldn't want a partner that doesn't eat and exercise the same as him... and I was genuinely like... that is the stupidest, most incorrect take I have ever heard in my life ever (I'm sorry to this person because they actually follow me LOL, but what I mean is that they, and EVERYONE, has higher chances w/ Bakugo than they might think). I honestly don't think Bakugo would notice weight on anyone besides him. He's THAT big headed and I love it.
Anyway, the Bakugo that person was talking about is NOT my baby. MY Bakugo makes sure you eat what you want to eat and doesn't care whether or not you go to the gym with him. In fact, he probably gets pissed at you when you try because he think you'll just get in his way. It's... kinda mean but it's just cuz he has a pro hero workout that only a pro hero can do, and it needs all focus. Go wait for him in the steam room and he'll meet you there after. Your job is to hold the gatorade and to hold the gatorade ONLY (and to cheer him on). I ❤️ Bakugo x his spoiled wife who he accidentally turns lazy... and one day we should talk about it.
(warning: body image is discussed but it's about bakugo not you... mild feeder vibes, eating)
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Bakugo was so intimidating when you first started dating... so intimidating, in fact, that if it weren't for the sheer tenacity he approached you with, and how adamant he was that you went out with him the moment he got to know you, you're absolutely sure you wouldn't have bagged him otherwise.
I mean, his pro-hero status aside, look at him: at least 6' feet of pure and toned muscle and sinew, pretty, tan skin and abs of rock-hard steel; even his his handsome jawline and scowl could cut you... so it wouldn't surprise you in the least if you were to find out one day that there wasn't ounce of fat on his body in any way, shape, or form.
That's the way he likes it, the way he intends to keep it (at least, during the height of his career. In the rare instances when you pillow talk, he's mentioned that he doesn't care what happens to him when he settles down and retires)... and yet, it seems, despite all his diet food, the weird times in which he eats, and how often he insists he absolutely cannot have a cheat day... he refuses for that to be the same for you.
Bakugo knows, HE KNOWS, his eating habits are impractical; unhealthy for anyone who isn't a Pro and doesn't follow the same schedule and work-outs that he does... besides, it's not like he enjoys missing out on Kirishima's pizza nights (that guy needs the carbs) or the fun teacakes that Ochaco brings into the office on holidays... so to put his poor, unsupposing romantic partner (who already has to deal with him being a workaholic) through the same thing? It's hard for him to even ponder.
(Like I truly believe Bakugo's sense of romance is... both traditional as hell and straight out of the movies. Men are supposed to be good to their romantic partners, buy them treats, make them feel good, and it's because he's shit at words that these acts of service, these gifts, are so important to him. He wants to be perfect, and that includes being a perfect boyfriend.)
Besides, he doesn't have all this knowledge on baking and cooking so as not to use it (and you’re right: seeing you eat it, hearing you praise him for it is just as good as trying it himself).
He doesn't have pastries handed to him on the daily by the people he's saved, much less sees them in the window of bakeries he passes, so as not to bring them home to you, either... and whenever there are treats at the office, despite not having them himself, YES, he is absolutely bringing like ten of them home for you.
Bakugo's the guy who orders the prettiest slice of cake at the restaurant just because you (Y-O-U) said it looked good... and then pretends that he didn't and tries to make you eat it. I just don't understand how anyone could think otherwise.
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Also, Bakugo who buys snacks just to take one humongous bite out of them and then give the rest to you. His cheat days just consist of eating off your plate. Sharing your fork. Good grief.
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musutofu · 3 years ago
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【 Dating Dabi 】
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【 Pregnant Girlfriend 】
【 Commission for @f-for-fucktoria 】
Dabi isn’t someone that does attachment. He doesn’t care about most people outside of himself, doesn’t care about most things that don’t have some level of self-interest involved. He’s selfish and apathetic to most things that aren’t directly linked to himself, especially when it comes to other people. Relationships aren’t his forte. Platonic, romantic, it doesn't matter. Dabi doesn’t make many attachments and when he does they’re selfish and peppered in fine print. Hence why he’s amazed that you’ve stuck around as long as you have with the way he acts towards you. Dabi is very self-aware. He knows he should be nicer to you, to most people really. Knows you won’t stick around for very long if he doesn’t treat you right, but to him you’re replaceable. Most things between the two of you are purely physical, barely toeing the line between friends with benefits and actually lovers. He can only be considered your boyfriend on a good day, when he’s feeling generous enough to drop the attitude a few notches. Otherwise he’s just a douchebag roommate that you sleep with on occasion. And poor decisions such as that usually lead to mistakes happening.
When you tell him you’re pregnant he doesn’t have a particularly emotive response, but that’s to be expected of someone with such a stunted range of emotions. Realistically, you’d prepared yourself for the worst, having expected a more explosive reaction. Shouting, cursing, threats, or perhaps the demeaning question of if the child was even his. Anything other than his usual empty, deadpan stare. He has little more to say about the sudden bombshell than a humorless laugh and a question of what you plan to do about it. In his mind, there isn’t much more to say on the topic. It’s not like you guys didn’t use the proper precautions but condoms break and birth control isn’t infallible. If worse comes to worst, he can just disappear out of your life the second he walks out the door so he doesn’t see a reason to dictate what you do or don’t do about your current predicament. It’s not his place, not his problem. He’s tactful enough to stay awhile after you tell him, lulling you into a false sense of comfort, making you consider the possibility that he might stay. But once he leaves he’s planning on being gone for good. Leaving you to deal with your little problem alone.
It takes a while but eventually he can’t stay away. He’s fine for a few days, a few weeks, even a month or two. He doesn’t bother to find a new stress relief partner but he does otherwise go back to his usual routine. But eventually his thoughts start to wander back to you. A small part of him can’t help but be curious. Pregnancy isn’t an unfamiliar topic to him considering the fact that he has three younger siblings but this is the first time–at least to his knowledge–that he’s gotten someone pregnant, and he can’t help but want to at least see you. He tries to ignore it but he’s always had a begrudging interest in bothering you, being around you, if only to get away from whatever nonsense was going on back at base with the League. Some might even call it an obsession. But whatever it is makes him go back to his old habit of stalking you. It’s something he did before the two of you started your little arrangement and for a while it’s enough just to watch you from a distance, but eventually he decides to pay you an actual visit.
His motivations for seeing you have always been purely selfish, he used to break into your apartment to eat your food and run up your water bill with overly long showers and this time isn’t any different. He still eats your food and uses your shower but he mostly just shows up to look at you. The shifts in your hormones mean his mileage may vary on how happy you are to come home to him sitting on your couch. Sometimes you’re happy to the point of tears, others you’re crying because you’re upset he was gone so long. And Dabi is well aware that you aren’t fully in control of your emotions at the moment but he can’t help but voice his annoyance that you’re always crying over something, whether you’re happy or angry. If you’re crying over something stupid he’ll tell you to shut up about it, if you’re angry about something inconsequential he’ll tell you you’re being stupid. Dabi is a man of very little patience and he didn’t come over for you to be bothering him with your hormonal nonsense. You’ve kicked him out quite a few times for antagonizing you to the point of near hysteria. It’s added stress that you don’t need, especially when he looks smug about how upset he’s managed to make you.
Even months into your pregnancy Dabi will still only come around as often as he did before which is to say once or twice, maybe three times a week. He’s still busy breaking the law and committing other acts of villainy and a baby isn’t going to change that. Especially when he doesn’t want anyone poking their nose in his business and asking where he goes off to whenever he’s not around. The League to him, just like most other things in his life, is a means to an end. There’s no real friendship or comradery between him and the other members. They’re all more or less expendable and he doesn’t feel the need to explain his whereabouts to a bunch of people he doesn’t particularly like. Plus, the less people that know about you the better. If the wrong people catch wind of you and your involvement with him you’ll probably get carted away for questioning and if the powers that be don’t like what you have to say they’ll probably take the kid once it’s born and send them down the river to a relative. And he won’t let his child fall into the hands of some random civilian or worse, his father. So distance is necessary even if you call him crying every now and again. You’ll get over it.
Possessive as he is, Dabi hates letting other people touch you. He’s rude and abrasive without you being pregnant and now it’s only made worse by everyone asking to touch your baby bump. He tolerates doctors having to touch and look at you in various states of undress, but random civilians aren’t allowed the same grace. On the rare occasion that the two of you are out together he’s quick to snap at anyone that gets too comfortable with you, telling them in not so kind words to keep their hands to themselves or go away. He on the other hand takes a liking to touching your stomach when the two of you are alone. If he’s not just staring at you he’s poking your belly in search of a foot or hand. Once you mentioned that the baby was hiccuping and he didn’t take his hands off you for an hour. Dabi is rarely so invested in paying attention to you outside of the bedroom so it’s a bit strange having him so fixated on you, but if you ask what he’s thinking about he’ll tell you to shut up and leave him alone. Honestly he’s still trying to wrap his head around the fact that there’s at least a small part of his legacy that will be good but he isn’t about to say that out loud to anyone. Not even you.
Dabi’s past is the world’s best kept secret. The members of the League don’t know where he came from, who he’s related to, and neither does the rest of the world; you included. His birth name and his true appearance are things he keeps to himself. He’s firmly dissociated from his past, having dedicated himself to literally killing it with his own hands, so there’s no need for him to go around spreading his family tree unless he deems it necessary. Of course, that doesn’t stop you from asking. It’s an innocent enough question seeing as you were only wondering what surname your child should take as you get closer to your due date. Because all he ever told you to call him was Dabi. Clearly a made up alias. Part of you wanted it to be your name but seeing as you were planning to leave the place for their father’s name blank you wanted to give Dabi some modicum of involvement in regards to his child. So he lies. He lies and tells you his surname is Himura. He loathes the thought of bringing a child into this world and tainting them from birth with the name Todoroki, of having something that is purely his carrying the name of the man he hates most, so he tells you his mother’s name instead. And still refuses to tell you his given name. Touya is dead, there’s no need to dig up his corpse.
Being seen in public is something that could end in Dabi being detained or the witnesses being burned alive and causing an even bigger scene, so he’s keen on avoiding crowded places when he can manage it. There’s only so much hoodies, face masks, and sunglasses can do without looking overly suspicious, but he’s willing to make a trip outside once in a blue moon if it’s dark out and you absolutely won’t shut up until you have all the miscellaneous snacks needed to satiate your ridiculous cravings. He’s bitter about it during the whole outing while he scours the convenience store for whatever random food you requested. It’s only worth the trouble because you always get that stupid happy look on your face when he comes back with whatever you wanted. Even if he used your card to pay for everything. Dabi will never admit it but he likes knowing that he makes you happy even if it’s with something as small as going on a snack run for you.
Money isn’t much of an issue to someone like him. He’s been living on the fringes of society for years and has long since figured out how to survive with just the clothes on his back but a baby doesn’t have the same luxury. They need clothes constantly with how fast they grow, they eat food like their stomachs are black holes, and poop it out just as fast. Babies are expensive and Dabi doesn’t have the money to pay for all that. He can get some petty change out of mugging people but that won’t last a day once the baby actually arrives. Meaning most of the financial burden falls on you. He doesn’t feel particularly bad about it. You have a good job and it was your choice to keep the kid in the first place. But you’ll still find random things that you didn’t buy in the nursery. Toys, clothes, diapers. It’s obvious where they came from but you never question it. That is until you come home one day to find Dabi attempting to build a crib. He admits outright that he stole it, shrugging it off as he reads the instructions. It’s the most domestic thing you’ve seen him do to date and it throws you for a bit of a loop. It makes you realize he does care if only just a little.
When your water breaks he’s not there. When you get to the hospital he’s not there. When you give birth to your son he’s not there. But he’d told you months ago that he wouldn’t be. Dabi isn’t put off by blood or suffering as it’s something he sees and inflicts on a daily basis, but the thought of being trapped in a public place for hours on end doesn’t sound very appealing to his villain sensibilities. He’s aware that complications can and may happen while you’re in labor but he’s too self absorbed to consider that it might happen to you. He decides to call you halfway through to make sure you aren’t dying and a nurse has to hold the phone to your ear while you push. He doesn’t sound particularly interested in your pain or the fact that he’s missing his child’s birth but you can’t expect more for an apathetic man like him. He mentions that he’ll be hanging out at your apartment when you get home from the hospital and that’s all the reassurance that you get.
When you actually arrive home with your son in tow Dabi is waiting at your apartment, eating your food and watching your TV as usual. But when you finally sit down he goes off to the bathroom and comes back smelling like soap to take your son from you. Understandably, you hadn’t expected Dabi to know how to hold a baby or to think to wash his hands before he does so, but he seems ill at ease holding his son. It’s a bit scary to watch seeing as his facial expression is the same deadpan stare he always has. His empty blue eyes make it impossible to know what he’s thinking, but he eventually hands him back and goes back to watching TV. Dabi admits that he doesn’t particularly like or hate children but that he’ll probably end up scaring his son if he holds him for too long. It’s half genuine concern, half a way to opt out of most of his parental duties. Even if you point out that newborns are rarely frightened by their parents regardless of appearance, he’ll still wave off your concerns. His interest in being a parent is very low. He’s only willing to do the bare minimum and sometimes not even that. Your kid, your problem.
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ihatebnha · 3 years ago
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diff!katsuki gives you his credit card and has the audacity to yell at you for not spending all his hard-earned money
You know, as much as I love Bakugo, he lowkey kinda annoys me because you can't look at his big ass house and tell me he didn't grow up with money... like I just know he's the friend who doesn't qualify for student loans or whatever, and says shit to you like, "why are you trying to fix that? Just buy a new one..."
LIKE, HUH???? JSLKDJFKAL???
Anyway, that type of stuff definitely follows him as he gets older. I imagine you're just trying to be a good girlfriend by not asking him to buy you that many expensive things (or using his CC)... and you probably don't even go to that many luxury stores (because is Bakugo really gonna take you to the mall? Probably NOT)...
So the moment you point out anything you even remotely like (whether it costs $5 or $5K, and whether or not you actually want it), Bakugo's getting it for you because, "I don't get paid NOT to spend my money," or, "I'm doing this because I want to >:("
And you're just shaking like a leaf next to him because you feel so guilty that he's spending $200 on a new purse for you. PLEASE. He'd spend more if you let him.
Or like, maybe you buy yourself something kinda expensive + unnecessary one time... and you're just waiting, WAITING for Bakugo to notice and get mad at you... so when the end of the month rolls around and you're finally working on the bills with him... when he finally notices and looks at you like 🤨... you're just immediately apologizing and saying you'll return it...
Except for the fact that Bakugo is rolling his eyes, shushing you, and saying, "that's all you spent? Why do I even bother giving you my cards?" LMFAO. King I guess.
(Also, because this actually happened to me recently... he starts PRE-PAYING your credit card just so you can't spend your own money... even if you want to. You check your statements and they're like... "we owe you $194819923...!"
Cue you screaming from... yes, his home office.)
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ihatebnha · 3 years ago
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Imagine struggling in your intro stats class bc you have dyslexia with numbers and your latin honors mech eng major bf Katsuki tries to tutor you but you don't feel studying so you keep trying to sneak kisses and rub him over his basketball shorts
college AUs seriously make me nut my pants in any and every context. this is sloppy but whateves.
i would kill for some garlic fries rn.
(warning: you are a gf)
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"You are the stupidest person I've ever met."
You sit on Bakugo’s spread thighs, your legs wrapped tightly around his middle, back crushed against the hard line of his wooden desk behind you.
One hand cupping the dip of your waist fo hold you in place, Bakugo twirls your pink sparkly pencil in the fingers of his other; smacking the plastic against the notebook that’s open front of you and staring at your face with an expression that’s half-annoyance and half-mild amusement.
"That's not true!" you reply with a whine. “You wouldn't date a stupid person."
"Yeah, I wouldn't,” he agrees, sending you a look, "which is exactly why I'm wondering where my girlfriend went."
You ignore the words, pouting up at him as you move to scratch your nails over the hair on his scalp and over his ears. “I just want you to kiss me.”
Bakugo ignores you. “I want you to focus.”
“I am focusing.”
“I wouldn’t call this,” he snorts, making a point of hefting your wiggly ass back onto his lap, “focusing.”
“It’s not my fault you invented gravity.”
“Gravity wasn’t invented.”
He presses his lips threateningly to your ear, and you shrug, ignoring the way his voice reverberates against your skull.
“We should call you Galileo. Galileo Bakugo.”
“Newton, dumbass.”
“Yeah,” you lean back and make kissy lips at him, tightening your arms around his neck in an effort to make him lift you up again, except this time laying you across his desk. “That’s what I said.”
Bakugo glares at you, eyes darting back and forth between your lips and eyes. “We aren’t even doing physics.”
“How do you know?” you hum, doing your best to shake Bakugo’s sturdy, football ass around in your arms, “I thought you were a Latin major?”
“Double major. And I thought I was going to be helping you with your homework.”
You whine, tightening your arms around his neck and dragging him further into your chest. Angling your ass against the crotch of Bakugo’s shorts, you do your best to grind yourself down on his lap, already anticipating the groan of the warning he gives you in response.
“Can we please just fuck already? Promise I’ll finish tomorrow. For real.”
Bakugo sighs, his breath warm and chamomile-smelling on your face. He gives you one last mean look, but stands up nonetheless, barely needing to help hold you up with how tight you stay clinging to him, and starts trudging to the bed.
“You owe me, stupid brat.”
"Anything," you reply, before you're thrown onto the mattress.
It’s no desk fuck, but it’ll have to make do.
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ihatebnha · 3 years ago
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Bakugo and Iida the types to make you ride them during sex because they noticed you skipping leg day at the gym and think you deserve the workout
Okay, noah fence but... do you really think Iida can make you do ANYTHING? That man is a service dom through and THROUGH... and even though he theoretically might want you to get your leg-day in, I also cannot see that man being anything but nice to you in the bedroom😭😭😭
Like, he wants you to ride him because he wants you to ride him... and that's just because it took him 8 months of being in a relationship with you before he fucked you in any other position than missionary...
But Bakugo, on the other hand.... I DEFINITELY see that. It's a win-win for him, too... because he probably actually did do his leg-day and now has an excuse to both rest his legs and tease you for it.
1000% pulls the whole, "Huh? You think this is a punishment? Nah baby, this is the reward I get for doing my workout..."
Can't even call him lazy because you're the one who left him by himself in the gym😭
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ihatebnha · 3 years ago
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Bakugo has that "doesn't lose his virginity until he's well into his twenties" energy and nothing will convince me other otherwise
LMFAOOOO you are SO RIGHT.... and you honestly shouldn't even get me STARTED on this topic. Bakugo's got the worst case of "I don't fuck until I'm in a long term relationship" known to MAN, combined with the fact that he also has a pretty bad case of "I hate relationships" in general, too............. shit isn't happening for A WHILE. If you're someone looking to fuck him immediately, you should probably just go find another man.
Case in point: season 3, episode 20, when he YELLS, "I hate this love stuff." Good luck to anyone trying❤️
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ihatebnha · 3 years ago
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In your expert opinion, what is Bakugo's type?
EXPERT OPINION??? honestly......... no one makes me feel better about myself than u do, jayde. thanks❤️
(warning: this is a little long winded and non-direct LOL)
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This is such a hard question, though! I actually wrote out a whole thing about how Bakugo doesn’t really have type and what he always hones in on is someone he genuinely finds impressive (and then got tired and needed a nap)… but it was way too long for this so unless it’s requested of me… I would say (and please remember, these are just my opinions and he'd love you no matter what you're like)…
Bakugo’s type, aside from being someone who’s able to get him to stop thinking about hero work for more than 2.5 seconds… is someone not exactly like him, but someone who holds a lot of the same beliefs as him! 
I really just think he’d highly regard (and notice) someone who had both a passion and talent for what they did (no matter what is was), as well as had a dedication to either continuously improving in life, or seeking out something new if their current situation wasn’t working out. 
I also think he’s always acutely aware of people who aren’t afraid of him, and of those who he thinks he could have a real conversation with. Not about hero work, not about his past... but like actually get into it about something w/ them, whether that was bickering or a certain topic or what, he finds it Attractive(TM) when someone can keep up with him in more intimate ways than just what he’s known for. 
PLUS, intelligence. I feel like, to him, smartness would be so... UGH, you know? Like obviously, he isn’t looking for Albert Einstein out here, right? But I can see him paying attention AND loving when someone (he likes) corrects another person, or explains something... and just does smart things (that they aren’t afraid to show off) in general, too. 
(He sees you correct the sidekick trying to mansplain you and he’s like... “oh shit,” or maybe you rant to him about how dumb they are... things like that.)
But ANYWAYS, I also imagine, like... he always takes note of dedication and hard work, both talent and passion (showing off is cool, but it’s not sexy, you know? You have to enjoy it!!!), when people are kind to others unnecessarily (something that he struggles with), when people SHARE and work to include + build up others (stemming from the parts of Deku he admires)... and overall just some form of bravery, however it shows itself. 
And I went over this more indistinctly in my insecure!Bakugo piece (found here!), but I think Bakugo isn't really a touchy-feely type person, either (his love language being more acts of service than anything)... so he'd also probably lean more towards people who are more independent and self-sufficient than not... as well as someone who COMMUNICATES. He’s willing to work in relationships, yeah... but not by himself, and he’s always more excited when that’s shown to him beforehand than not. 
He’s stupid, remember? 
Honestly though, to wrap it up... I really just believe he’s the type of person... who’d really have to respect someone to want to date them... and though he’s slow to come around, his type is someone smart, thoughtful... and has passion for something that they never hesitate to express. 
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ihatebnha · 3 years ago
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Endeavor the type to bribe you to wife up Touya bc it's as embarrassment to the family that y'all have two kids together but won't make it official. You refuse bc marrying Touya means he moves out of Rei's basement and becomes another child you take care of
The day you kicked Dabi out was probably one of the worst days of Endeavor’s adult life.
Think about it, Touya shacking up with you is what finally gave him the hope that he could actually make something of himself other than a mooch and couch potato. Not that he didn’t love his son (in his own, exasperated way), but Endeavor was so happy to think that he could finally have his own family to bother, be the man of his own house…
That it was a joyous day for him when your daughter was born, and he thought it had been for Touya, too.
He figured the marriage would come with time. As his second favorite child, he knew his son, and knew that giving him freedom was the best way of ensuring Touya doing right by by you.
What he didn’t account for was that Touya… actually wouldn’t, and that the three good, amazing, terrific years he spent living with you would just be that. Three years.
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UGH I'm lowkey too lazy to finish this because the things I want to say abt this subject are SO COMPLEX and my head hurts...
But what's so interesting about this concept to me is like... Endeavor probably thinks that you getting married is the ticket to keeping Touya with you... not realizing that you and Touya get along specifically because 1. neither of you really want to get married all that bad (and aren’t even that attached to each other… like you could get married and Touya is still gonna run around doing whatever), and 2. You are Endeavor-proof.
Like I couldn’t decide whether I preferred the idea of Endeavor approaching (and begging) YOU to marry Touya (to which you say no and Touya finds it extremely sexy), or you actually DO secure the bag by marrying Touya and still end up kicking him out.
Like weirdly I actually do believe… Dabi is kinda loyal (as in he has no real interest in finding another person w/ you in the picture)… but I also think that together but separate couples kinda vibe… esp since he doesn’t care if you just want access to his dad’s credit card/inheritance.
(Lmfao, Endeavor’s like… “son, you won’t get your inheritance until you marry y/n…” and he’s like “bet.”)
Anyway, I couldn’t express this all in a drabble so there you go LOL. I feel like Endeavor is both really unlucky and super lucky at the same time because… yes, Touya does look trashy having kids with a woman he isn’t living with… but like Hell he’ll ever be with another woman again.
(Even if you do sorta end up hanging around other men, like in reference to your other ask about Dabi only wanting to get married when you meet a single dad, who in my head I was envisioning as Twice.)
Also I just cry thinking about Endeavor who is weirdly obsessed with being nice to you and hanging out with his grandkids. Even despite marriage, he doesn’t mind when you’re around.
It literally makes me scream and throw up lmfao. GoodBYE.
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ihatebnha · 3 years ago
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I recently decided I'm childfree and it's taken quite the toll on my dating life. Which bnha guys would be the most okay with a childfree partner?
Lowkey I’m the queen of making shit work, so I really just want to say… most of them lmfao.
I mean, that’s not entirely true, but given the fact that I’m gonna think of this in the context of them being Heroes… I can see it being pretty likely that all of the boys are okay with not having kids since their schedules are almost guaranteed to be taken up with risking their lives on a daily basis.
HOWEVER (and I’ve actually spoken about this here!)(I’m too lazy to find the link rn, check the CT ML or come back in a bit LOL), some highlights include:
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Deku - as much as I think he theoretically would like having kids, he’s probably pretty reasonable in being aware that as soon as he goes Pro… kids are outta the question for him. He’s literally All Might’s successor, the NEW Symbol of Peace or whatever takes it place… and since that’s the case (and we literally see him in death matches with villains every single week), even tho he’s probably emotional about it, NO BABIES FOR HIM!!!
Bakugo - I honestly feel like his decision is truly based on whatever you want because having kids isn’t something he thinks about. Ever. I figure if he could reproduce asexually, he might have one on his own to make his parents happy… but if you tell him right off the bat when you start dating that you don’t want kids, that’s fine with him. He don’t care, he’s busy.
Any of the Todorokis - you think a single one of those boys really wants to pass down their father’s DNA or give him the satisfaction of having grandkids? NO. Bachelor lifestyle for all of them… except that they have you.
Shinso - I love you daddy Shinso but I really doubt that his goal in life. You could probably beg him for one if you really tried, but because of the brainwashing thing going on, and the fact he’s Aizawa’s clone… he also doesn’t care. *Insert that one tik tok meme: when you live in a double income household and have no kids…* that’s him.
Shigaraki - he would’ve had to have lived a different life to want kids. Villain status nonwithstanding, his dad was so shit he’d probably try to choke you out if you even tried to mention a baby. You bring up… Toga’s baby shower and he’s basically just this.
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Honorable mention: Denki - voted most likely to drop a baby on it’s head in high school
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ihatebnha · 3 years ago
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Toya the type to give shitty stick and poke tattoos to Shoto's underage friends and when their angry parents turn up, he shrugs and tells them their preteen kids looked legal
Did you know I gave two people stick n pokes once? They were little triangles in honor of our dorm and I accidentally made the girl cry because I poked too hard or something. I was like, "isn't the point for it to stick?" LOOOL Touya energy...
I'd actually show you a picture but I don't feel like screenshotting snapchat and having to explain myself rn.
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BUT ANYWAY, LMAO YES TO THIS... Shitty older brother Touya who everyone thinks is soooooo cool because he can give stick n pokes and do other illegal things. Obvs we're not talking about like, underage kids here but maybe you're Shoto's friend who's just terribly in love with his older brother, idk.
OBVIOUSLY he knows and loves messing around with you, but Shoto, Endeavor, WHOEVER, get so mad trying to keep him away from you because they know he's bad news. Not king shit but I'll say it anyway. King shit.
(And just because I love the HC that Endeavor thinks all kids are His kids... he sees you with one of his son's tattoos on you and he's lining you up and beating both your asses. Total "why would you let him do that you" energy😭)
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ihatebnha · 3 years ago
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Bakugo has one of those kama sutra apps that recommends a new and unusual sex position everyday. It's Sunday morning and you wanted lazy and sensual spooning? Too bad so sad, the app said it's standing 69 day
First off, I wanna know… WHO TOLD HIM ABOUT THE APP???!!! Second, WHY DID HE DOWNLOAD IT???
You’re totally right, but… no more yoga for Bakugo💔
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ihatebnha · 3 years ago
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Touya in a quirkless au would be Rodrick Heffley and nobody can convince me otherwise
LOWKEY... insert Fuyumi in there and Diary of a Wimpy kid is basically the Todoroki family...
Touya is obviously the punk older brother who does mild-to-bad things, Fuyumi is the only responsible female character, Natsuo is the very average and boring one with emotional issues, and Shoto is the annoying and gross youngest... like why does this actually make sense???
Also you're right because Rodrick was so hot in the movies........... and that was very Touya of him. Please come over, king.
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ihatebnha · 3 years ago
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I like to imagine you and Bakugo would have a little girl named Hanabi, meaning fireworks, because Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight would name his kid after his god tier quirk
That’s so sweet🥺
In my little drabble thing, I chose Hinote because it means “blaze,” which has a pretty similar vibe but honestly isn’t as good. It’s so funny having to look up a bunch of stuff up stuff like, “names that mean ____?” and then having to sift through the results… it’s still hard to pick😭
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ihatebnha · 3 years ago
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What are your expert thoughts on popular Bakugo ships? Namely BakuCamie?
STOP CALLING ME AN EXPERT OR WE���LL HAVE TO GET MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Especially since I’m a bad person to ask on this specific subject since I actually LOVEEEEE Camie and this is biased✌🏻
She’s just… so different from every other female character in the show… and like all sexualization aside, I’m a sucker for a dumb-but-vaguely-kinda-smart (being that she is in hero school) valley girl who really doesn’t seem to care that people question her goofy attitude…
So when it comes to BakuCamie… I actually kinda enjoy and respect it a lot. Like god, the fact that she just isn’t scared of him and says whatever she wants to his face (unironic with the “try shutting up”)??? The complimentary aspects of serious guy/silly girl… the similar ideals…. AHHHHdhdDsjhdjdksk it SMACKS!!!
But that all being said… it’s not like I’m that into it (and couldn’t care less about what happens regarding it) mostly because I never read ship fics in general and I’m obviously way more interested in shipping Bakugo with MYSELF, moots and followers LMFAOOO… Still tho, I think it deserves respect.
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As for other Bakugo ships I like… Bakugo x Asui is soooo adorable (it makes me cry to think how jentol he’d be with her), and ofc I enjoy kiribaku and bakudeku for all the same reasons everyone does!!! I also think Kachako is sorta cute…👻 but it genuinely has me fucking snoring in the club so I don’t really bother with it. Baku x Mina too, though there’s not enough canon basis for it :((((
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