#anyway I think I’m getting there 😍
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Jack prost
Jack studies but I was only allowed to ref the rotg concept art 🤩
#I arise out of my grime ridden hole just to get blinded in the eyes and burn alive#I LOVEE the rotg concept art its so whimsy and whimsical#shoutout to my concept artists in the back#I also STRUGGLE drawinh Jack for some reason like his face is very unique#anyway I think I’m getting there 😍#I have too many ideas for the Viking/elf/fae jack design but those deserve another study day#the scribbles on the staff by Jamie + other kids respectfully#drawing is fun I should do it more often#jack frost#rotg
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Not me watching the Japanese dub for Stranger Things and losing my shit over Nancy saying thank you to Jonathan after he pulls her out of the tree portal
#IN ENGLISH I DONT THINK SHE SAYS THAT AT ALL#BUT HER SAYING ‘ARIGATO’ IS MAKING ME GO 😧😳🤯😱🥰😍#it was sweet of her to say that (I know what it’s added but I still think it’s super sweet)#*why#anyways I’m going to get back to watching ST
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Bitches be like “I’ve spent so long chasing after this person that it’s time I move on and fall in love with someone else” and it’s literally the exact same person
#I HATE THIS SHOW SO MUCH#*binges season 5*#no new episodes until mid June I think I will implode#‘you’re not listening marionette’ STOP STOP IM ALREADY DEAD#AGHHHHHHHHHHH#And then they make an episode that’s more serious and gets into marionettes trauma and why she has a hard time sharing her feeling#while simultaneously undermining so many other characters and contains 50 plot holes#like first of all. justice for Kim homeboy would NOT act like that ad he found out he hurt marionette I’m sorry but that was uncalled for#and also you can’t just de transform and immedietly re transform when you use the power of the miraculous???? you have to feed tiki first???#bruh this is season 5 how did you let that slip????#and LUKA 💖🤩❤️🫡😤😍🏆🥰#I’m so sad he’s dipping for now but GOD that episode was good#I WISH he got a moment alone with adrien after the reveal but the little glance at the end???? I’m on the floor I can’t take it#ANYWAY#I’ve been watching this show since the summer before sophmore year of high school#and it’s currently the summer before my 5th year of colleg#I’ve waited so long for this I am EATING UP literally every interaction between marionette and adrien#‘I can’t do it yet’ ‘it’s ok we have time’ BITCH I DONT#ITS BEEN 7 YEARS FUCKING KISS ALREADY#GOD#I’m going to be insufferable when the movie comes out this summer apologies in advance
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not to start anything but! Taylor Swift’s re-recordings genuinely sound the same as her old records to me I don’t get it 😭 like I know legally why she’s doing it all over again ofc but. while her voice has somewhat matured I suppose there isn’t much of a difference aside from that. I know it’s the same songs but I was thinking that they’d sound better than the original songs? imo she’s clearly betting (correctly from what I’ve seen) that her fans will listen to “Taylor’s version” of songs out of plain support bc there isn’t really any difference at all between them except for ownership.
#Taylor swift#so sorry to talk abt her I know she’s. a sensitive subject for many…but from an artistic non-legal point of view I’m like. they’re the same#and fans of hers who say they sound diff make me feel crazy like I’ve investigated and they really don’t sound diff at all aside from the#obvious aging/maturing of her voice which I feel like ruins the feel of her older albums…anyway.#I suppose I was hoping for more due to everyone being like omggg this is great 😍#her original songs do sound better I think because they were from idk how to phrase it. they sound more genuine and authentic.#I do get why she’s re-recording (spite and money) but still it’s like. ok…#t
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Having someone tall sit on your lap and you can cuddle them like you can wrap your arms around them and get swallowed up by how tall they are and how they tower over you hi help like if you’re the shorter person between you two cause then when they sit down and you are still standing you can like pretend to be tall and hug them around their head ya’know? Or if they’re shorter than you and you can rest your chin on the top of their head 😍
#yes I’m thinkin bout erwin shut up 😡😤#yes I’m thinking about tall tall boys 😡💕#or lil smol bean boys like wonjun 😍#cause I’m 5’2 so the closest idols to my height are woozi and jinhwan#the males#I do know 5 female idols that are shorter than me tho 🥺#short woman are so cute#but then really tall lady maidens tho 😔🤙#tall people are so fun to look at cause you’re like ‘how’s the weather up there?’#and short people you can just shove in a suitcase#the relationships where one is smol and one is tol 😌✨#or both tall 🙈#if I ever get in a relationship lol#what if I’m taller I will scream#and sometimes I swear I want to be shorter cause sometimes 6’3 and 6’4 is not far enough away lol#I’m sorry uiyeon and hwalchan and junghyun#I want to be a fucking ant compared to me s/o alright?#is that a bad thing?#probably#anyway I can dream#personal#random
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Architecture creature, will probably digitalize this later
#Can you tell I’m a fan of felix colgrave#I specifically really like nylons and that one plant in throat notes/star thing#has nothing to do with this creature but it reminds me of nylons#I don’t really know why?#Anyway I was thinking about architectural stuff because I’m gonna photograph a national airport on Sunday#Ugh I love architecture#I was also thinking about saws because I was doing that too#Cutting wood and whatever. etc etc#Hence mouth shape… maybe?#I don’t really know I feel I’ve been influenced#Also a saw blade flew at me that was exciting#I ALSO FUCKED UP DEVELOPING MY FILM😭😭😭😭#the PhotoFlo was EXPIRED#Oh and I’ve been thinking about linking the songs I put on loop when I draw things like this#Because it’s always one or two and it gives a bit of background#So hope you guys like these particular ones#Don’t be surprised by the genre change if I do this again#I listen to borderline everything#I’m in love with music#That one realism creature with red feathers was like a huge lazer of inspiration from The Cool Guy Song by THE UPSTAIRS DISTRICT#ugh the vocals in that one combined with the instrumentals WOW#Speaking of SHOUTOUT RICKY JAMARAZ#Literally 😍😍 I love his songs oh my god#I’m so so so happy he’s getting more fans#Like and subscribe or I will cry all night#Dramatic pause#myart#dragon#traditional art#creature
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guys things are happening
#so i met this girl at work last summer and we clicked right away and we were super close for a while#and it was really only a few months but i considered her one of my best friends#and then both of us got promoted to basically shift leads and right after that things just got really weird between us#i never figured out what exactly happened but it was just like tense and off which sucked bc the time before that was so much fun#but i just pushed it aside bc i still wanted to be friends with her and i was hoping it would just pass i gués#and THEN a couple months later she got promoted to store manager which was… shocking#i want to make it super clear i did not want to be manager and i truly was not jealous of her job#but i just did not think she was the right choice for manager bc after working super closely with her for months#i had seen her do sooo much shit that was either not allowed or just like not correct and straight up kinda dumb??#but none of the higher ups knew about it bc i would always help her fix her mistakes bc she was my friend and i wanted things done right yk#so anyway she became manager and our friendship just got even weirder bc suddenly she was my boss and i did not think she was a good manager#as much as i still loved her as a person she just got on my nerves a lot at work bc of the way she was running things#THEN a month after that annual company wide layoffs happened and i got laid off 😍 which i have vented a ton about on here bc it was awful#and the one bright side to it was that i thought maybe our friendship could start to go back to normal now that we didn’t work together#but instead she pretty much stopped talking to me completely aside from sending me a tiktok occasionally#so i was like okay this sucks but oh well i’ve got my own shit to deal with now that i’ve gotten laid off so i’ll just give her space#and tbh i was just hoping a band we both like would go on tour soon or something so i’d have a good opportunity to ask her to hang out again#BUT THEN she texted me a few minutes ago and turns out she just got fired???#which does not happen often at that job btw there’s very low turnover i think only like 2 people got fired the whole time i worked there#usually layoffs are the only time people end up leaving#and it’s weird bc i spent all that time thinking it was a bad choice for them to make her manager and she wasn’t doing a good job#but i’m still somehow surprised???#and i feel so guilty bc i talked so much shit about the whole thing with one of my other friends bc her management pissed me off so bad#and it’s not like me talking about it with someone who didn’t even work there caused her to get fired but i still feel so bad#like yeah i do think she shouldn’t have been manager in the first place but i would never wish that on someone yk#so idk i’m just like in a very weird headspace rn!!#vent#lj.txt
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ending my bender now that i’m getting up at 3pm on a tuesday when i told myself i was getting up at 9 at the Latest to do smthg for my professor i was supposed to give her yesterday -_-
#diary#my body said: we’re crashing ! but also i DID cook LAST NIGHT ACTUALLY#honestly ? i think she knows …#like … implicitly …#but did i also literally have to shit ? yes & did i HOLD IT IN until i could get HIGH FIRST#also yes#messy …#‘i don’t have a drug problem’ 🙄 girl …#but also ok i’m going to go weigh myself today bc i literally#haven’t been weighed since like september & the drs don’t weigh u here they just ask & it annoys me like can i at least have a record ? 😭😭😭#i love free data#BUT ALSO DATA THAT IVE PAYED FOR#this isn’t even like ED ‘i want to weigh myself’ this is literally a ‘i don’t know what i am & my lifestyle has significantly changed in the#past 9 months & id like to see if im where im at normally or like if ive just been eatin good re: alcohol bc literally ALSKALSKLAKSLAKSLAKSL#WHEN WE WERE DRINKING WE WERENT EATING ANYWAY LIKE 😭😭😭 that WAS the calories#anyway but still like i did pretty much stop exercising entirely & also it’s been like 9 fucking months like BRO WHAT#i’m used to goin to the gp or a dr every few months & just getting the weight & it going on my record like i Know what my Typical Weight is#like what AM I 😭😭😭😭#honestly my worry truly is that it was like when i had syphilis (i.e. ‘very unwell’) & i was looking in the mirror going ‘skinnyyyy 😍😍😍’ &#my mother said ‘u look like a corpse’ ALSKALSKALSKALKSALKSLAKSL so am i SKINNYYYY 😍😍😍 or do i look like a corpse
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Guys what if I got back into yttd again
#it’s those damn edits. always gets me /hj#okay but fr yttd fandom was so fun even though I’m kinda traumatized because of stuff that happened#but at the same time what if I’m getting back into it because I miss my friend#literally every time I think about yttd I think about them and I just. sigh#I regret everything I said to him but I’m aware that I can’t take any of that back#I wish I could just explain myself#ANYWAYS Keiji so fine 😍#yttd#sara yttd#shin yttd#keiji yttd
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next top wag | oscar piastri x fem! footballer! reader
summary; in the world of formula one where wag culture is a big thing, everyone can agree that oscar piastri is the best one
fc; mallory swanson ( my girllll )
warnings; none (?)
note; uswnt/woso x f1 is my niche anyways plz ignore the dates on the tweets LMAOOAMZLS
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[caption 1; one last date night w this grand prix winner before the olympics 🙁🤍] [caption 2; bonjourrrrr, parisss]
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yourusername: 3 for 3 in the group stages ! onto the quarterfinals!
oscarpiastri: wow
oscarpiastri: my gorgeous beautiful amazing talented goal scoring machine 😍
yourusername: osccccc🫶
username: OSCAR WAG!!!
username: all he does is drive n obsess over his talented football gf i love him😞
trinity_rodman: LETS GOO!! *liked by yourusername*
username: road to gold!!🙂↕️
username: these olympics have been so fun so far 😭🙏
username: Y/NNNNN!!!
sophsssmith: 3 for 3 meaning 3 goals in 3 matches 🤭
yourusername: what can i say😁
username: come to arsenal plz❤️
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[caption 1; bonjour?] [caption 2; when bae is basically an olympic medalist already]
yourusername OSCAR JACK PIASTRIIIIII
yourusername I HATE U😭😭😭😭
oscarpiastri uhmmm if u didn’t knock australia out of group stages we’d be having a different conversation 🥱
yourusername girl bye 😭
yourusername be proud of ur gf🙄🙄
oscarpiastri who says i’m not 🙄
oscarpiastri go back to training u have a gold medal to win tmrw
yourusername i’ll win it for u my wag😘😘
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yourusername: a tough few weeks but it was all worth it to win gold with my girls 🥇
sophsssmith: girl YOUU won us gold 😫
oscarpiastri: she’s so talented right ☺️☺️
trinity_rodman: y/n come get your man 😭
oscarpiastri: yeah i’m her man😁
yourusername: guys i’m trying my best here but he already messages the every mclaren worker abt the gold medal😭
username: literally SCREAMED when y/n scored in the final😫
username: USA USA USA
username: STRUT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!!🐆
lavellerose: queen 👑 *liked by yourusername!*
username: yall see trinity’s comment abt oscar 😭😭
username: he’s such a simp i’m in tears 😭
landonorris: wow super cool y/n
yourusername: cooler than u
oscarpiastri: now that is a fact 😁
landonorris: ???????
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oscarpiastri: a few weeks ago, you were in hungary to witness for my first win and now, i’m in paris after witnessing you scoring in the final to win gold, so unbelievably proud of my best girl❤️ i love you, my gold medalist 🥇
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yourusername: OSCAR JACK PIASTRIIIII
yourusername: I LOVE U MY HUNGARIAN GP WINNER😭❤️🩹
oscarpiastri: she loves me guys omg
landonorris: i can hear him giggling from here
oscarpiastri: you’re just jealous🥱
yourusername: guys plz
georgerussell63: oscar is in his wag era 💅
yourusername: call him next top wag
oscarpiastri: i think me willingly wearing 2 american flags, a cowboy hat, your jersey, and paining red white and blue lines on my face makes me the best wag🥱🥱
landonorris: begging you y/n please tell me you have a picture 😭
yourusername: I GOT YALLLLL
charles_leclerc: congratulations, y/n!!!
yourusername: merciiiii!
username: if u listen closely u can hear me sobbing 😞
username: oscar is dating the most gorgeous girl omg
username: ME AND WHOOOOO💔
username: they are so cute 🙁
lewishamilton: congratulations y/n on gold!🥇
yourusername: thank u lewisss🫶
oscarpiastri: did i mention i was there
alex_albon: yes plenty of times in the groupchat ( btw congrats y/n too! )
maxverstappen1: yeah he threatened crashing into all of us if we didn’t congratulate you yourusername
yourusername: ????? oscarpiastri explain ??
oscarpiastri: no thank you
#f1 x reader#formula one x reader#f1 smau#f1 scenario#f1 imagine#formula one smau#formula 1 x reader#formula one imagine#oscar piastri x reader#oscar piastri imagine#oscar piastri scenario#oscar piastri smau
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gold rush | franco colapinto
pairing: brazilian!vet!reader x franco colapinto
summary: you were used to your boyfriend’s flirty personality, but still every now and then you couldn’t help getting jealous
fc: beca oliveira
request: here
a/n: i haven’t done a written fic in so long please bear with me 😭
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yourusername patients of the week 💖
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friend1 the cutest!
friend2 the way i couldn’t be a vet cause i would just be kissing them all the time
yourusername oh don’t get it twisted i am kissing them 24/7
bffusername dream job
friend3 how does it feel to live my dream 😭
francolapinto los amo😍 (i love them)
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francolapinto ready for another race week 🤩
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username always with the mate
username ugh just look at him!
username didn’t expect my crush on this man to last this long
username casually serving face on the first pic
username idk how to explain this but he looks like a taylor swift song
yourusername agree
username omg girl hey 💕
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There was no reason to be angry. No real reason, anyway. Deep down in your mind and at the core of your heart, you knew there was no way Franco was seriously flirting with anyone but you. Your heart on the other hand...
This wasn't the first time this had happened. Since joining F1, Franco had become known for his flirtatious personality and undeniable charm; it was part of who he was, and it had never really bothered you before—you knew what he was like. So why were you suddenly so upset after watching that interview everyone was talking about on Twitter?
The answer was so obvious you didn’t even want to admit it to yourself, but it was staring you right in the face. The reporter was what bothered you. It wasn’t her specifically, of course—you’d seen her a few times and knew she was the picture of professionalism, not to mention charming. But she was completely different from you. It was no secret that Franco had always liked blondes.
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Damn. All the pieces of the puzzle fell into place with that single message.
Franco had never really stopped to think about the consequences of his actions. Of course he had seen comments online about his interviews, but he never worried about how his girlfriend might interpret them. He was simply doing his job by giving interviews to journalists. If there was someone his age he could feel relaxed around, he would do so—it was part of his personality. But he would never disrespect his girlfriend by insinuating something more. She was everything to him.
Franco quickly went to Twitter to look up the interview video he had given hours earlier. As he analyzed it, he realized how some of the things he said or the way he expressed himself could come off as insinuations on his part, and he cursed himself internally, imagining his girlfriend watching the same video.
He had to fix this, and fast.
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francolapinto special gp coming 🇧🇷 (in the country of the most special person)
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username THE ABSOLUTE GODDESS
username franco move i’m tryna see y/n
username the hand placement 🥺
username the power couple they are
username in love with them
yourusername okay i guess i might forgive you just this once 🙄
francolapinto i love you (only you) ❤️
#franco colapinto#franco colapinto x reader#franco colapinto one shot#franco colapinto imagine#franco colapinto angst#f1 x reader#f1#formula one#formula one x reader#franco colapinto x y/n#franco colapinto x you#franco colapinto fanfic#fc43#smau#franco colapinto smau#f1 smau#formula 1 smau#social media au#taylor swift#franco colapinto fluff
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amxbfejhdfjdhwbsj
#about to do sm i rly don’t want to have to do 🤩🥳#i’m nervous but also i feel like i shouldn’t be#bc i do feel prepared and i have two awesome ppl to back up and to back me up#but i’m also stressed abt it 😍#i think i haven’t rly felt that much stress in a while so it feels fun rn lmao#but it’s ok it’s like a test that we’ve prepared for#only worse than that but it’s fine#we got this 😬🫡#djfjjjdfjjfhdhdhdhddghdsj being hella vague XD#combined w the lowkey nervousness that i for some reason feel whenever i’m tryna leave my apartment lmao 🤡#anyway D: lemme actually leave my apartment now lol i got half an hour 😬 takes me like 12 mins to get there lol but#i wanna get there early anyway i shoulllldddd actually go nowwwww#i think i’m just putting it off bc i don’t want to do it :]#but it would not be very good for me to be late lmao so LEAVE#jeanne talks
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not just a wag | oscar piastri x fem! leclerc! footballer! reader
summary; the leclercs are still crazy protective over their baby sister, ESPECIALLY when she’s dating a fellow f1 driver
fc; emily fox
warnings; cursing
all works taglist; @goldenmclaren @namgification @c-losur3 @minkyungseokie @lavisenri @ollieshifts
note; requested ! ok so turns out as monaco doesn’t have a women’s team??? or they did but not anymore??? idk so we are gonna pretend the kit emily wears is a monaco kit and not an arsenal kit🤍 but anyways my uswnt girlies won gold😋
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yourusername: another +3 points! can’t wait to keep it up after the break 🫶🙌
tagged; teammate1, teammate2, asmonacofem
oscarpiastri: the prettiest cb itw
yourusername: 🥹
arthur_leclerc: stay???? away?????
charles_leclerc: side eye
lorenzotl: 🤨🤨
yourusername: i can’t stand u guys.
teammate1: our goal stopper ��💨😮💨
teammate2: 🤩🤩
username: saving as monaco from conceding, that’s my goat😭🤍
username: i’m sorry but the way her brothers are always under oscar’s comment makes me laugh every time 😭
username: plz THEHRE HILARIOUS!!
username: crazy when y/n and oscar have been together for nearly 4 years too🤣
username: can’t believe she plays for my club🙌
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yourusername: ily monaco
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oscarpiastri: yes i love monaco too
yourusername: 🤨
oscarpiastri: you are monaco , no? so i love you
charles_leclerc: she’s also a child.
yourusername: i’m 21????
alexandrasaintmleux: so gorgeous 😍🌷
yourusername: says u😫
username: MY FAVE WAGS ALEXANDRA AND OSCAR🥰🥰🥰
username: y/n wag? no! oscar is 🙂↕️
username: y/n’s face card lmg
username: missing football 💔
charles_leclerc: hope alex was chaperoning 🤍
yourusername: well, no!
alexandrasaintmleux: let the couple live 🙄
arthur_leclerc: why is she w a man alone then? boys have cooties🙄
lorenzotl: she’s a child??
charlotte2304: oh leave them alone! she’s grown!
yourusername: THANK YOU MY FAVORITES ALEX AND CHA!!!!!
teammate1: 🤩🤩
teammate2: 🔥
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oscarpiastri: 4 years with you.
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yourusername: osc🥹🥹
yourusername: i love you🤍
yourusername: my wag🥸
oscarpiastri: and i love you too
oscarpiastri: my wag🤓
username: they are so cute
charles_leclerc: she’s actually a defender for as monaco and france, she is NOT JUST A WAG
arthur_leclerc: not just any defender, the best in all of france🙄🙄🙄
lorenzotl: ANDDD saved as monaco AND france many times
yourusername: i can’t stand u guys.
username: MY PARENTS!!
username: 4 years and i don’t think i’ll ever get over protective leclerc brothers 😭😭
landonorris: wow 4 years and no ring???
charles_leclerc: lando?
landonorris: yeah?
charles_leclerc: shut the fuck up.
oscarpiastri:🤨
username: 4 years of my parents 😭❤️🩹
username: the football player x f1 driver combo goes hard fr 😫
username: no one talking abt lando’s comment??? just me??? ok🤨
#formula one x reader#f1 x reader#f1 smau#f1 scenario#formula one scenarios#f1 imagine#formula one imagines#formula one imagine#f1 scenarios#oscar piastri smau#oscar piastri scenario#oscar piastri imagine#oscar piastri x reader#charles leclerc x reader
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MISS BAD MEDIA KARMA
pairings: (alleged) charles leclerc x reader. lando norris x reader. george russell x reader. (platonic) sebastian vettel x reader.
warnings: misogynistic media and comments.
summary: after a night out with your fellow drivers, the media is alight with rumours and speculation about your romantic life. most people would call a pr meeting, you go through the funniest rumours on instagram live and rate them out of ten.
author’s note: i’m still taking questions/asks/requests so please send some in! also as usual, there is a poll at the end so please vote!
— part of my maneater series ꕤ
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Y/N: hi guys! hi! how is everyone? how are you doing?
user1: Y/N NOTICE ME!
user2: y/n girl u look hungover as hell 😭
Y/N: am i hungover? perhaps. that’s probably why i’m doing this. jo is going to kill me but whatever.
user3: what are you planning on doing? 😭
Y/N: after yesterday’s… events. there have been a lot of rumours about me and my fellow drivers that have been spread around social media. so let’s talk through them and rate them out of ten.
user7: ain’t this a pr disaster?
user8: you probably shouldn’t do this.
landonorris: LMFAOOOOOO DO IT
Y/N: lando? how are you not hungover from last night? i’ll start with you. apparently according to this thread by twitter user y/nando, the two of us are secretly engaged to be married. okay first of all, why? second of all, no. i’m sorry. that isn’t happening any time soon. also, my schedule is too packed to be thinking about marriage plans. this one is 2/10 because c’mon.
landonorris: i’m searching that thread right now.
landonorris: wait lol why is this kinda accurate… are you sure we’re not engaged?
user7: LMFAOOOOOO
Y/N: we’re supposed to be EXTINGUISHING the rumours, not adding to them??? we are not engaged. we’re just friends. barely that if anything.
user8: BOOOOOOOOO
y/nando: it’s okay :) you’ll see that you’re perfect for each other one day.
Y/N: will we? anyways. next rumour. according to some monaco newspaper, charles and i have a secret child. this is apparently backed up by some anonymous sources.
landonorris: BOOOOO we get some shitty engagement rumour and you and charles get a child. i want a redo!
charles_leclerc: don’t deny our child y/n 😔
user6: y’all are MESSY 😭
user9: CHARLESY/N SUPREMACY 😍
georgerussell63: end the live y/n 😁👍🏻
Y/N: what is this photo? this is supposed to be proof of my pregnancy? i was just bloated from an evening of indulging at this amazing italian restaurant. it was gorgeous. whoever used this photo is dead wrong for that. this one is 5/10 cause i feel self conscious.
user12: no deadass 😭 if i was famous i would have had a million pregnancy rumours by now.
user68: no charlesy/n baby? BOOO!
Y/N: another one. george and i were spotted buying baby clothes in london. apparently george is me and charles’ baby’s godfather. there is no baby! charles and i don’t have a kid. so george is not the godfather!
georgerussell63: wait… why not? i would be a great godfather actually. i am offended.
user9: george going from telling y/n to switch off the live to being offended he isn’t the godfather of her alleged baby is crazy 😭
Y/N: also why was i shopping with george and not my alleged baby daddy? charles you’re a deadbeat to our non-existent child and that’s why this newspaper is saying that george is raising my kid?
charles_leclerc: apologies to leclerc jr but no way i’m letting george raise him.
georgerussell63: i’m not ready to be a stepdad but c’mon i’d be a great one.
user4: george isn’t the stepdad, he’s the dad that stepped up!
logansargeant: i’m upset that i haven’t been included in these rumors.
Y/N: if i was gonna ask anyone to be my baby’s stepdad it would be oscar. this rumour is 3/10 because it’s so unbelievable.
oscarpiastri: NOOOOOOOO 😰
user9: HELP???
user67: i’m watching this while doing my makeup. y/n is my favourite influencer!
user78: i was watching your vlog when i saw the notification!
Y/N: did you enjoy this vlog? for people who haven’t seen it yet, it’s detailing my offseason with my friends and family! we travelled a little and i did some work with my sponsorships! so check it out. we have some very interesting camera people.
user65: can’t believe you had the usher do your camera work for your superbowl vlog.
user8: you met beyoncé, you never gonna fail!
user67: be honest, did you faint at the sight of all the big celebs?
lewishamilton: y/n, this is all very interesting but maybe you shouldn’t be doing this? - sebastian.
Y/N: seb?? what are you doing here? and why are you on lewis’ account? don’t you have your own?
lewishamilton: i lost my login information 😅 and i got a message from charles telling me to shut this down - sebastian.
Y/N: what a snitch…
user23: he mad y/n didn’t accept their child 😭
Y/N: speaking of sebastian, here is my favourite rumour. that sebastian is my father and i’m his secret lovechild.
youryoungersis: wait…. is that why we look so different? you have a different dad???
lewishamilton: i’m not that much older than you? how can i be your dad? i’m only 13 years older than you! do i look that old? - sebastian, NOT your father.
user7: HELPSOSJSSJ
user5: NOT HIM CLARIFYING 😭😭
Y/N: that one is funny but no. we don’t even look alike! i hear a lot that we have the same mannerisms but that’s probably because i practically grew up around the guy. i’m rating this one…. 7/10.
lewishamilton: grew up around not with! - sebastian, NOT her father.
user2: BRO WE GET IT 😭😭😭😭
Y/N: so basically, time for the last one. this one is definitely the most out of pocket one.
alex_albon: BOOOOO I MISSED MOST OF IT
danielricciardo: 🤣🤣🤣
user98: HELSPSOSJ i’m laughing so hard.
Y/N: oh hi jo! how did you get in? WAIT!-
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Do you think u could write abt the gang being (separately) absolutely obsessed with the reader. Like they adore everything she does, they can’t get enough of her. To the point where the rest of the gang starts releasing them abt it, meanwhile reader is like completely oblivious lol
୧ ׅ𖥔 ۫ heaven and hell were words to me.⋄ 𓍯
…IN WHICH! the greasers are totally obsessed!
tags/warnings: no confessions—just the gang having a crush, gang being literally whipped, them being a little odd, kinda toxic!johnny LFMAO, nothing else to my knowledge
ೃauthor notes⁀➷ i’m just working…working hard so i can please you.(shout out to ema/corvyes/loml for that ref.) but if i get a req asking me for like the gng confessing to you—i will do it. trust.
Dallas Winston
WHEN HE’S DRUNK, YOU’RE ALLLL HE TALKS ABOUT LMFAOOOO
“i’m tellin’ you—there ain’t a girl like her.”
dallas would repeat after what felt like this 5th drink of the night. buck is sick of him, two-bit regrets dragging him along, and dallas just wants to tell them how good you looked today.
when he sees you walking home, to school, or to work he WILL tag along. HE DOESN’T GAF IF YOU TELL HIM TO TAKE A HIKE!
actually, he kinda does. you’re like the only person he listens to.
LMFAOOO THE GANG THREATENS TO CALL YOU OVER WHENEVER DALLAS IS DOING SMTH STUPID
like whenever you threaten a kid ur gna tell santa.
“dallas, i’m gonna tell y/n what you did last week.”
“??if you do, i’ll beat your head in, soda.”
“YIKES..i’m gonna have to tell her that too…”
“…don’t, she’d be so mad at me😔😒.”
THE GANG TEASES DALLAS THE WORST(besides ponyboy) ABOUT YOU LFNAOAOAOAO
like they’re shoving him toward you, nudging him at even the slightest mention of you, giggling as they tell him they seen you today.
“look, it’s your girlfriend.”
“steve, shut up! she ain’t deaf!”
—
“GO SEE HER!”
“OW—i mean—hi, y/n.”
“did you��trip? or did you mean to bump into me?”
“yeah, sorry or whatever. some IDIOT back there pushed me.”
—
“guess who i saw..🥰🥰”
“who?”
“your wife…”
“can you NOT.”
despite all that, you somehow, still don’t know how he feels about you. how? we’ll never know. it’s beyond the human mind.
his friends try and hint at you that the big, bad greaser has a school girl crush on you. do you get what they’re trying to say? no. but that’s okay, you’re just a girl.
lowkey pisses dallas off but that’s okay cuz he prefers admiring from afar. DOES HOWEVER ASK YOU TO HANG OUT AND CONSIDERS THEM A DATE IN HIS HEAD TO KEEP HIM SANE LFMAO
“you wanna go see this drag race tomorrow?”
“sure! i don’t have work then. uhm, pick me up at my place!”
“alright, cool.”
‘yeah..,it’s date🥱😍’ — dallas’ brain.
Johnny Cade
‘johnny, if you even fucking stutter when you talk to her today—you’re gonna have to drink pickle juice.’
“oh, hi. i didn’t see you there, johnny. ‘m sorry.”
“o-oh—it’s alright.”
‘well, shit.”
he thinks he looks like such a fucking loser when he talks to you omfg😭😭
the gang tries to tell him he might have a shot but he thinks they’re just telling him that because he’s their friend. :(
HEAVILY admires from afar. like seriously he’s a fucking stalker
WAIT LMFOAOO HE’D BE THE TYPE OF GUY TO ACCIDENTALLY STALK YOU LIKE HE’D FOLLOW YOU PLACES FROM AFAR LMFAOAOAOOAOA
what a little freak
anyways
he accidentally lets things slip to let you know he’s better than any other guy trying to go after you. like if you had a shitty ex—he’s preaching that he’d ‘never treat you like that, he can’t imagine that a guy with a brain ever would.’
johnny does everything to keep your attention on HIM and nobody else when your friends try and talk to you when you two are out together. like you could be having a conversation with him and he’d be just pouting in the background with his arms crossed.
“y/n, look. they got that shirt you was talkin’ ‘bout. let’s go check it out. c’mon.” “oh—alright! bye, viv!😊” “yeah, bye viv.😒”
side eyes the gang whenever they bring you up in conversation
“johnny and y/n sittin’ in a tree—“
“😒🤨”
“alright.”
he tries to subtly hint that he really likes you and that you’re his type but it’s not subtle at ALL.
“y’know, if i were to have a girlfriend, i’d wish she was like you.”
—
“my type? uhm, it’d probably be someone-“ and he goes on to describe you.
Ponyboy Curtis
‘holy fuck that’s literally y/n walking towards me??!! does she know i’m here—does she even know me-wow she looks good in red. i mean—SHE’S WAVING OH MY GOD.’
HE IS SUCH A WRECK I CANTTT
ponyboy is the type to stare off into space in your direction and dream about how well he’d treat you if he was your man!!
yk how bitches be like ‘my man, my man!’ whenever they talk about their crush?? he’s all ‘my girl, my girl!’ WUAGRMRNEE
the gang was so confused on why he was so eager to go to school all of a sudden?? and why he cares about his appearance just slightly more than usual?? …is that soda’s shirt he’s wearing?-
two-bit was the first one to realize what was happening when he seen ponyboy and you talk in the halls. that wasn’t the giveaway, though.
it was the way he stared at you like you were the only girl alive and everyone else was just gone. two-bit was almost moved to tears to see ponyboy all grown😞😞!!!
“is tha’ your girlfriend? that why you couldn’t wait ‘til monday?”
“shut up!”
“ouuu, wait until the gang hears ‘bout this!”
“YOU AIN’T TELLIN’ ‘EM NOTHIN’!”
ever since — it has been hell on earth for ponyboy. dallas brings you up every time ponyboy gets smart, johnny giggles at every kissing scene at a movie nudges him, soda and darry had to give him ‘the talk,’ (soda just made it worse by making snide remarks.) and steve never stopped poking fun at him.
two-bit tried to get you to spill the beans on how you felt about him, but all you’d do was huff and ignore him. FINE THEN😒!—is what he always thought.
soda, johnny and two-bit all let ponyboy rant about you.
“LIKE, BRO. my girl, my girl! she’s so cute and smart. LIKE SHE’S TOTALLY MY DREAM.”
—
“that’s so cute ☹️” - soda
“SHE WANTS YOU SOO BAD” - two-bit
“just go tell her, man.” - johnny
does everything to impress you stoppp 😭😭!! pony is trying harder in school, using less hair grease, wearing darry’s cheap cologne when he’s not looking, etc.
HE’S SO SILLY I LOVE HIM!!!
Sodapop Curtis
delusional king!!! yes soda, let the voices in your head tell you that she wants you so bad!!🫶🫶
swear to goddd he thinks y’all are meant to be. you tipped him when he was working at the cash register and he was sooo in love
sorry in my head he’s a hopeless romantic
cause a) you were gorgeous, b) kind enough to tip him, and c) most likely rich💯💯
when he seen you at random places with your friends—soda would get so excited LMFAOOO
STOP HE’D HOUND PONY FOR YOUR NAME
“bro they probably go to your school—just lemme look at your yearbook!”
“no??? you weirdo???”
“please??!! i’ll do the dishes or something!”
“….get me a pack of cigarettes and i’ll tell you.”
“OKAY🥰🥰”
stole them but pony never said how to get them so who gaf!!!
SODA WOULD TOTALLY WRITE YOUR FIRST INITAL + HIS LMFAOOAOAOAOAA
or he’d see who’s last name went best with curtis or your last name!!!1!1!1
he’s crazy insane over you did i say that already
whenever you come by the dx—he’d give you shit for free while you insist to pay.
“jus’ take it.”
“i can’t—i’d feel terrible.”
“it’s alright, no one has to know. right?”
he’d flash his million dollar smile, pushing your coke and chips close to you, inciting you to just take the food.
WAJENEDKD he wants u so bad it’s. so terrible.
steve hates his rambles
“YOU SHOULDA SEEN THE WAY ME AND HER WAS TALKING—SHE’S SO INTO MEEEE”
“yeah, she wants you!!! shut up now!!”
Darry Curtis
nobody knows. it’s like a top secret only darry knows. the gang has their suspicions but they can never really know why darry is suddenly so adamant on going to go get him, soda, and pony’s hair done at the salon.
they alllll can see that he only really talks to you—but at the same time he does that weird ass dad stance where they stand with their arms crossed and legs far apart LMFAOOOOO
darry thinks you’re like…model fine btw.!!!!!
BROOO WHEN YOU LIKE UNCONSCIOUSLY MASSAGE HIS HEAD WHEN YOURE CUTTING IT—HE’S SOO READY TO JUST ASK YOU OUT
darry doesn’t know what it is but goddamn!! you have him in a spell!!
“c’mon—we gotta go to the salon again.”
“….we just went?”
“TWO WEEKS AGO. it’s about time we go AGAIN.”
does in fact work a little extra just so he can see you. he’s that much of a loverboy i fear.
HE DOES ACTUALLY NOT WAIT TO ASK YOU OUT
like, among all the gang, he’s the only one mature enough to actually flirt with you properly & to ask if you’re single.
darry’s fucking down like that.
AWWHHH HE TOTALLY BUYS YOU FLOWERS AS A ‘THANK YOU’ GIFT LOL
flexs his strength around you to prove he’s worthy !!! DARRY LOVEEESSS SHOWING OFF WHEN YOU’RE LOOKING
megara + hercules methink…..
you two probably started hanging out as ‘friends.’ …yeah right!!!!
he’s driving you around as you be his pretty little passenger princess, he’s offering to buy you things when you two are out, etc, etc.
darry might not know how to show that he likes you, but trust me, the second that you look a little too far into his actions—it gets obvious.
like maybe too obvious idk.
Steve Randle
HELLLOOOO??? HE IS TOTALLY SHOWING OFF HIS GYMNASTICS MOVES AROUND YOU
“bro, bro! (yes he’d call you bro. idgaf.) watch what i can do!!😊😊” “wowwww, steve that’s so cool.”
geeks out near you. when you aren’t around the average person would see him and go ‘jesus christ, he literally might beat my ass.’ but when you’re around, they might think, ‘why is that scary looking guy talking about cars and comic books rn??’
you bring out the nerd in him in the best way possible🫶😊 BECAUSE THAT MEANS HE LIKE LIKES YOUUUUUUU
and it’s so obvious to the gang bc wdym steve told you all about DC comics while all they got was a ‘yeah, it’s alright.’ …hm…..
soda NEVER shuts the fuck up and him and his little girlfriend. NEVERRREE
“why’re you so pouty today? y/n ain’t say hi?”
“bro, shut up!”
steals for you and gives them to you all proud like he paid for it LMFAO
tries to be sooo cool around you but the second you bring up the latest batman comic he’s all “OMGOMGOMGOMG IT WAS SOO GOOD!! DID YOU SEE THE-“ he’s a loser what can i say.
dallas totally flirts with you in front of steve just to piss him off LOLLL like when he sees dallas twirling your hair around his finger steve is just all “???🤨🤨😡😡”
and then becomes your knight in shining armour and swoops you away as he glares daggers at dally!!!!<3
Two-bit Mathews
he becomes the funniest man on the planet i’m not joking
he says jokes that anybody and everybody will laugh at. just because he wants to see you laugh at what he says for his delusions
two-bit thinks like ‘she laugh=she likes me’
he’s not the brightest but it’s okay
HE MAKES IT SOOO KNOWN THAT HE LIKES YOU LFMAOOOOOO
“you’re lookin’ pretty? who’s the fella?” / “gee, i didn’t believe when they said they seen an angel walkin’ around until now.” / “well, now you owe me dinner.”
shit like that
two thinks he’s soooo smooth…smh.
DALLAS AND PONYBOY SO BADLY WANTS HIM SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY ABOUT YOU LMFAOOO
they keep on telling him just to confess already but then two gets all giggly and shy and goes “omg guys noooo🤭🤭🤭🫣🫣”
just coincidentally runs into you everywhere you go!!! (literally has eyes everywhere. he’s weird. he’s odd.)
follows you around like a lost puppy and lowkey kinda gossips. idk.
#2knightt#the outsiders#the outsiders x reader#dallas winston x reader#johnny cade x reader#ponyboy x reader#ponyboy curtis x reader#sodapop x reader#sodapop curtis x reader#steve randle x reader#darry curtis x reader#two bit x reader#two bit mathews x reader
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the start of something beautiful | a lando norris social media au
pairing: lando norris x private!reader (fc: tyla)
lando is spotted with an unknown woman, and everyone thinks she’s another fling. however, later revealed as naomi campbell’s daughter, lando's fans slowly start to love her despite her tendency to be private.
notes: btw, i’m so sorry i’ve been mia for a while! honestly, i have a ton of drafts i’ve written over the time i didn’t post, but i lowkey hate all of them lmao. anyways, hope you enjoy this fluff :)
disclaimer: swearing. photos not mine. OLD PIC OF JAZ AND ROSS (yes it’s a warning bc i’m still mourning that relationship, and ik i’m not the only one). there are a few mistakes in the tweets that i was too lazy to fix lol. also, i hope the flow doesn’t feel too rushed!
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yourusername
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yourusername 🌸
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yourbestie 👀
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yourbestie framing these pics brb 😍😍
f1gossip
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f1gossip We received these photos of Lando and a girl today! It looks like the same girl he has been spotted with for the past 3 months, but it’s still unclear who it is. ☕️
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user three months of them being pictured AND YET NONE CLEARLY CAPTURE HER FACE. that’s some bs
↳ user no deadass bc you guys had one job 🙄
user lmaoooo i know the delulu fans are crying that she’s still here
user Are we sure it's the same girl? Lmfao even if it is, he's probably going to get tired of her soon!
user god i hope people learn and treat her better than how they treated luisinha
landonorris
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landonorris First time trying wakeboarding 🤙
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user happy lando >>>
user Where’s your girlfriend
user not the red bull life vest lmfaoo
user lando rlly said here’s some shirtless pics to distract u
↳ user frrr but like it’s not working 😭
f1gossip
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f1gossip Naomi Campbell and daughter, Y/N Campbell, making an appearance at today’s GP! It's presumed that Y/N is dating Mclaren driver, Lando Norris. Our sources in the paddock mentions that the two visited the Mercedes, Ferrari, and Mclaren garages before the race. 👀
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user i'm literally in love w her she's soo beautiful 😍
user this actually makes sense that they knew each other since naomi has been connected to f1 for a while now
user I would be unstoppable if I looked like her.
user she looks so kind 🥺🥺
user oh the things i would do to reincarnate as a wealthy person’s child
user i was there and got to meet her and i’d just like to say that i’d go to war for her
landoupdates
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landoupdates Max, Lando, and Y/N (seen in second photo, far right) with fans at an after party! We received these pictures a few minutes ago, and the fan included “Y/N mostly stood behind as Max and Lando were asked for photos but she was so so kind !! Although you can tell she likes to keep to herself, she told me she thought my dress was cute and even got Lando’s attention for me so I could ask for a picture 😭 Also, he kept holding her hand !!!”
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user her face card is insane.
user now that we know she's naomi's daughter, i can't believe we didn't see it before LOL
user “he kept holding her hand” 😭😭😭😭😭
user I have never wanted someone to go off private so bad 😩
user honestly she’s my new fav wag
user it’s the way everyone loves her rn lmaoooo
user LANDO CAN YOU FIGHT
f1gossip
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f1gossip Lando, Ginge, and Ethan possibly alluding to Lando’s new relationship with Y/N in the recent Quadrant video 👀👀
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user not them clowning him 😭
user i mean we all know by now that they’re together but this was the cherry on top
user melting over how he couldn’t stop smiling 🥹
user the fact that he kept this clip in 😩😩
user I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING “LANDO CAN YOU FIGHT”
user I get it 😭 I also wouldn’t be able to hide that I’m dating Y/N
user perfect example of private but not a secret, in love with them 🥹🥹
landoupdates
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landoupdates A few photos of Lando and Y/N at the paddock today ☺️
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user literally my fav couple
user when is he gonna make it officially on insta
↳ user My thoughts exactly!! 😭😭 I know not everything has to be posted, but I’m just excited to see him officially announce it.
user my girl y/n looked so fucking good today
user i just want him to post her solely because i want more y/n pics
↳ user LOL you’re so real for that
landonorris
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landonorris We so good ❤️
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user THE HAND PLACEMENT
user not tagging her is criminal 😭😭
↳ user girl what’s the point when she’s on private
user When will it be my turn 😩
user LANDO??? OMFG
user TURN IT UP IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE 😁😁😁🔊🔊
user omggg i can’t, they’re goals
user Y/N IS SO CUTE
user i luv my parents
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