#anyway I say this bc on this our first day

[jkriordanverse]

Happy Valentines Day ˏˋ°•*⁀➷

✉️ @reyreadersblog : holy ship i can't believe you stuck around this long. You were my first ever moot on tumblr. I remembered i got soooooooooooooo guilty when i lied and told u i was 14 instead of 13 lmao. hehe i lived up to it tho. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE OMG YOU'RE SUCH A KIND AND OLD CRUSTY MUSTY GRANDMAW I LOVE UUUUU MWUAH WMWUA HWAMWAUHW AWMAWUHA (seriously tho idk what i'd do). to me u weere like AFAMOUS when i first followed u and i was sweating so badly when i dmed for the firs tlkem elieljkew;d

✉️ @clarissaweasley-10 : I LOVE YOU SOOO SO SOSOSO SOS SO MUCH OMG You dont nderstand (platonci!) JUST AYWJHAJUWHAU i love your blog i love your themes i love your unhingedness WE NEED TO BE NEIGHBORS IRL LIEK WHAT!!! I love our shennanigans we've had soooooooo much fun together than u for beign here omg NEVER LEVAE. IM SO GLAD I HIT THE FOLLWOE BUTTON ON YOUR BLOG AND I EIDLEKLWSOLWK im so grateful that ur here i dont know waht i'd do if u left (breakfdown)

✉️ @isthataraccoon fellow Sloane Tavish stan club member, dearest thou, thy haveth no idea what i'd you without you. THANK YOU SM FOR RECOMENDIN OUABH to me omg i had sm fun readin that (i have the irl copy now yaysies!). Fellow snow enjoyer (i need to get my ahnds on that) thank you for sticking with me throughout the year i am soooo greateful i've met u and still haev u in my life (even tho ur coutnry SUCKS!!!) but thats okay bc you can be nice to make up frot it hehe. SO GLAD I DROPPED IN UR INBOX AND START THE GRU THING HEHE

✉️ @trashbins-stuff : VIETNAMESE PEOPLE CLUB YAYYYYYY. FOR VALENTINES I WISH YOU 11.O IELTS BAND AND A PARTNER WHO BOTHERS TO Learn your pronouns and love and respect and mwauhw muwa wmuwha wmuawha. you deserve the world. your art si so amazing i love u thank u for beign there for me urejkjkeosdle (#antiielts). Know this tho, grades aren't everything and numbers on papers DO NOT get to dictate your worth. You are more than everyone thinks you're worth and never settle for anything less than waht u deserve,

✉️ @whatsuplin @arthur-side : LYN THANK YOU SM FOR RECCOMENDING ME TLOU I LOVED IT. Arthur YOU ARE SUCH A SWEETIE urekdlkl3ew;ol (plus LIFE SERIES nejoyier) I OVE YOUR ART SM. thank you both sbg nerds for berin here for me i wish you tons fo chcolestaes for valentiens day ogm

✉️ @momhwa1117: KJU AHTE CLUB LETSOOOOOOOOOOOOG. i dont know half the things ur talking abt but go girl i support u anyways (I DID WTCH THE ICE ON MY TEETH MV THO a coulpe of my friends who watch kpop played it for me hehe [mafia vibes yes]) I LOvE YOU.

✉️ @never-enough-novels : I. love. you. you.are.amazing.and. deserve.the.world NEVER EVER let anyone say otherwise. grades and social circles don't get to dictate your worth and go girl burn everyone who doubted you to the ground. (applause from me ofc). I wish you'd take care of yourself more than udnerstand that underproductvity or hardships are just a part of life, but don't let that brign you down and learn to be proud of yourself for what you've acomplished (I MEAN COLLEGE!!!!)

✉️ @lyrakanefanatic @inmyheaddd @his-littlefox @f4iry-bell : YOU WERE ALL MY FIRST MOOTS OGGGGGG thank you smmmmmmf ro ebign heere (yes u were the ogs). You've all been so sweet and kind to me ily smsmsmsmsmss, even tho i'd LOVE to get to know uuuuuu a lil better so we can properly interat more hehe, Hapyp Valentines. I LOVE YOUR FICS OMS

✉️ @mrs-hawthorne-bellingham DESBE DIEOLKEPIJKLEKEW. EEEEEEEEE you're so sosoossos amazing ( I LOVED YOUR STORYTIMES SM OMG) ehe i wis you the jude bellingham of your dreams for valentines AND LOTS OF CHOCOALTES

✉️ @lanterns-and-daydreams best sista ever (are we sisters? idk) BUT IM SO GLAD I MET U HEHE i alaways hagebe sm dfun talking to you (esp coming up with ideas to cook kenji and kill him) im so glad i met u and whether we r sisters or not doesnt rly matter cuz ull always be a sista 2 me. HAPPY VLANEITNES <333333333333

✉️ @randomfandom-3 : I've HAD SUCH A FUN TIME WITH YOU (even tho the anime convo was SO WEIRD LMAO [althoguh that was more bc the twins were weird]). WE dont talk much nowadays but im always happy to see u pop up on my dash. HAPPY VALENTINES

✉️ @gia-olir : I STILL DON'T KNOW WAHT TO CALL YOU LMAO. but ik that you're an excellent friend (even tho ur a feetus) and an even mroe excellent blogger. Seriously, love your art and your posts (i get s happy when i see you've reblogged sth o mine liek eyayaya omg) happy valentienssssssssss kidd

✉️ @elysianwayy77 I hate your bourfriend HES An ugly gulgy ugly ugly S43EWJKSLDK.LEPS; ugly rat BUT YOU'RE NOT SO HEHEHE (u have terrible taste tho im sorry) WHICH IS WHY I WISH YOU A BETTER TASTE IN MEN FOR VALENTINES DAY <3333 and death for kenji (seriously tho ily sm heehe)

✉️ and another HAPPY VALENTIENS TO @s-rosie @gusisayapper @ @freepumkin @sarahwithanh5 @anintellectualintellectual @beabeebeee @harukanaaaa (in love w ur art 24/7 i nearly had a heart attack when u followed bakc like OMG A CELEBRITY'S FOLLWOIGN ME) @starrynightsxo @aliciaverse @wraith--2 @x-liv25-jamieswife @pockyyasii @mt-jupiter @finnslay I LOVE YOU ALL SM THANK YOU FOR STICKING AROUND AND IM SO GRATEFUL TO SEE U, EVEN THOUGH WE DONT inteactract mch im always SO SOSOSOS ahpy to see your posts pop up on my dash ogm

[panelshowsource]

Slightly random question, but I wonder this myself a lot. If you were on WILTY, what would your unlikely truth be?

LOL I'VE NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THIS

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

well

one that i couldn't tell but is my go-to dinner party story is the time that jason bateman cursed me out on the street lmao i noticed him and his wife walking past my friends and me, and i pointed (i thought subtly???) so my friends would see him like ~ooo a celeb is walking by~ but actually HE noticed ME and was like "why are you pointing me out!!!! i'm trying to go about my fucking day and have lunch with my wife!!!! take out a billboard on my location why don't you!!!!! fuck!!!! what the fuck is your problem!!!!!!!!" it was so intense LMAO obv even if i tried to keep it light and funny for wilty, he would just come off like an asshole, plus that's such an american namedrop for a bbc show

while we're on subject of flop celeb encounters that wouldn't work for wilty here's another one — back in 2011/2012 i lived across the street from paul dano, and at the time i was interning for the pr agency that was working on swiss army man (SO underrated pls watch it my fellow comedy fans). one day, i saw him in the subway and mustered up the courage that i typically never have to go up to him and say "mr dano! just wanted to say i saw swiss army man and you were fantastic. congrats on the production. really :)" and he just looked at me blankly like ........... and after about 5 of the longest seconds ever said "it hasn't even come out yet. how would you have seen it? 😐🤨" i was so shocked i was like 🧍‍♀️ LMAO but i eventually coughed up "oh i'm working with the pr team :) we're very excited about the film!" and he was just like "ah" and i said "okay i'll let you get back to your morning" and that was it. later when i saw him (and dan radcliffe, who was an angel <3) at the press stops, he didn't recognise me hahahaha GOOD. that would have been embarrassing. 😃 but i lowkey love that he practically accused me of lying or, like, having seen a leak or something. he said i don't trust no bitch!!!

OKAY ANYWAYS hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

something for wilty hmmmmmmmmmm

maybe that when i was in middle school i shit myself on the local news 😃

because i was a track n field champion for our state and there were junior olympic scouts visiting our school, the local news came to the first meet of the new season. i was hella nervous but ran my lil race, jumping hurdles, and got to the finish line — and i got first place!! yay celebration!! but right away i noticed no one was cheering or even smiling. my coach was there, my mom was there, the news people were there with their big ol camera, all looking like 😧😧😧 then i felt it...going down my legs. i looked down. POOP LEGS ☹�� i guess while i was jumping the hurdles i kinda...released ☹️ pooped myself ☹️ some of my teammates laughed at me ☹️ everyone pitied me ☹️ me, the winner ☹️ with poop legs ☹️ AND my parents have the recording of me finishing my race and beginning to walk towards the news people with my poop legs ☹️ thankfully wilty wouldn't ask for the clip bc no respectable network would show an old video of a child with poop on their legs ☹️

(don't worry, the local news didn't show my poop legs on tv, they just gave the recording to my parents)

IS THIS AN ACCEPTABLE UNLIKELY TRUTH 😃

[pixelatedraindrops]

Overindulgence on Valentine's Day Chocolate~ 🍫💦

This was a very silly little idea I had in my head for Valentine's Day. It was originally going to just be a one-shot fanfiction I write but you should all know by now... xD

I don't know the definition of a one-shot fanfiction

My first ever stomach issue related themed sickfic~ :3

Here is the story (bc archive direct link doesn't wanna work)

Now as for the art, it's pretty self explanatory; our favorite silly little CEO received a lot of appreciation chocolate from some of the citizens of Kanai Ward. Touched by the gesture and finally receiving love reciprocated by the city he loved so much, he didn't leave a single sweet treat given to him untouched or uneaten.

This would later lead to disaster ;w;

Thankfully Yuma is there to lend him a helping hand :3

Spoilers for the Story's Outcome below~ (another drawing +further rambling as always lol I always say too much haha... ^^;)

The best home remedy for an tummy ache is a good tummy rub 🩷

Okay, so I was honestly wanting to write a story like this for a while but was incredibly shy about it... Because upset tummy rubs lowkey are another very small guilty pleasure of mine. When a person gets an upset stomach from either being sick or from overeating, I personally find it to be a very comforting, touching and even at times very intimate gesture. (I even remember trying it myself to help a friend of mine w gastritis in highschool)

Sadly, I felt very shy and even embarrassed to want to try and write something like this, let alone draw it out... Tummy rubs are unfortunately often seen as kinks or are fetishized by other people so it's often seen as weird to the public... So it made me feel nervous to even share this story and art. I did have lots of fun drawing it, but I'm saying it right now, I do NOT fetishize this okay? ><;

(not trying to kink shame, its just not my intention here is all ;w;)

In fact; abdominal massages (a.k.a tummy rubs) are actually a real medical procedure to recover the pressure in one's stomach.

The pose of this art was incredibly difficult to draw but I am fairly happy with the way it came out. Yuma looks either doting or affectionate towards Makoto and Makoto looks perfectly relaxed laying in his lap c: Yuma politely took his shoes off but Makoto is the type to leave his shoes on even when he’s laying on furniture (we saw it in ch4 twice lol) They're such cuties, I love them so much💕 (I even added a kitty to convince myself that its cute and not weird... ;w;)

Truth be told, this idea was actually semi-inspired by a little doodle that @cochidinh drew on X. It made me think that if Makoto received valentines from the people of Kanai Ward, would he eat all of them?

And thus this story was born c: (its meant to be silly so please try not to take it too seriously... ;w; They may seem OOC here, I did my best but this is my first time ever writing a story like this so I might be rusty... ;w;)

EXTRA BONUS: Kitty Makoto 🐱

Fun Fact: Did you know that cats only allow belly rubs from a person they trust? :3c I think Makoto is very cat-like tbh haha~

Anyway Happy Valentines Day🩷

Don't eat too much chocolate now! 💦

[daincrediblegg]

Marvel movie quip humor is going to make the class I’m taking on comedy a living hell isn’t it

[fluentisonus]

working in a factory has you thinking so much about the insane chain of labor & transport that goes into making literally anything

[ganondoodle]

so with echoes of wisdom .. i havent watched any of the trailers beyond the very first one and the thumbnails/screenshots and what others have said about it-

but with the world inside the rift being called "Welt des Nichts" aka "world of nothing/void" in german ('still' in english, for some reason) and demises title in french being "avatar of nothing" ... yeah my anxiety is shooting through the roof again

(hopefully you can be a little more forgiving for me being anxious/weird about it bc demise is my blorbo)

i had similar worries with totk, that werent proven true thankfully, but the darn book is making it all worse again with all those weird lore things the game doesnt even so much as hint at AND potential retcons- im in for a really rough time huh, not just stress in real life (more in tags.. its alot) but now about my specific hyperfixation from two things even (AND artblock still..)

weird as it may sound, i dont want demise to get more lore, partly bc i dont believe theyd do anything with him that i would like (given their track record) but much more importantly- the fact that he has this little lore about him is precisely one of the reasons why i fell in love with him, i tend to like characters that are neglected by the narrative, and his story being both so flat and already done meant i can be very creative with what i come up with for him without necessarily contradicting anything in canon (which is ... or was a big point of how i wrote destiny's story and lore, working with canon in a way that reframes it all without straight up ignoring it ... but i suppose i urgently need to let go of that and accept i spend alot of time working things that will go to waste :( ) AND not having to worry that there will be more stuff with him that would massively change not only what im writing but also potentially how i feel about him since the game he was briefly in was the oldest chronologically and ended with his death- i didnt expect them to mess with anything that far back and thought theyd just go forward and leave the timeline behind and wouldnt mess with it again, given how botw seemed to be a sort of 'fresh start' that seemingly regarded the past as the past that needs to rest and that the timeline was finally no longer a discussion if everythings unified through botw and one thing going forward

but i suppose i was very wrong with that .__.

right now the only thing that motivates me still is the left over determination and spite to work on my zelda comic, since i have never gotten this far and really want to get something done for once, but i cant lie that im feeling like i should pause all work on it too to wait and see waht the book and the new game will do .. either to determine if i still have the will to keep working on it after those things are out (my love for tloz has been taking alot of hits lately ..) or if i have to change stuff (mostly bc of my lore problem trying to not ignore it ..)

[magentagalaxies]

creation of adam but it's this photo of me handing scott the martini before his buddy cole set in the KITH toronto show

[swagging-back-to]

finally went and got my GED diploma a year after i graduated :)))))

[coloursofaparadox]

i managed to land a rental in a brand new multi million dollar house that was built with two entirely separate private ground floor suites for tenants? and the one we're getting is the one thats ground floor and has its own covered patio that is facing and opens up onto this MASSIVE backyard that looks like a fucking park??? they kept the old growth trees when they landscaped and holy shit. holy shit. all my years of weaselling my way into rentals with more pets than is normally reasonable were for this

[guinevereslancelot]

how do i stop feeling like i'm in trouble all the time fr. sitting here on my lunch break like everyone's gonna be soooo mad when u get back...from lunch...which you are allowed to have.....(?)

[seaofreverie]

We should normalize bringing these sort of "small talk ideas" cards to meetings with other people so that it's possible to avoid the awkwardness of not knowing what to talk about to kick things off or if it's considered normal to talk about this specific thing and AUGHGHFCG all this stuff.

[amomentpassed]

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[6mayhem]

anyway i need to hang out with my brother again he is the one person who i am pretty sure knows literally everything about me so he's the only person i trust that i can absolutely not disappoint. nothing i can do could be worse than the sum of everything i've been doing to that poor man (and him to me) the past 19 years

[aromanticannibal]

ppl really b acting as if there's only one specific ship that has weird shippers that will complain about ppl not shipping their otp. it's literally always the case you either get fucked over for liking a gay ship or for liking a straight ship or for liking a toxic ship or people just start going "oh there's nothing wrong with the ship but the shippers💀" and you don't fucking know what they're talking about. like can we all just chill. the weird shippers r everywhere it's called some ppl are assholes sometimes. it's not fandom specific

[welcometogrouchland]

Honestly so iconic of Gus for his first crush to be on a girl who ended up being a grave robber. He didn't know that at the time but I feel like it's indicative of who he is as a person. Matt is only slightly better (still a weird fucker with loose morals but at least he helped foil that particular grave robbing)

[taylor]

still reeling over the fact that almost 2 months ago the guy i was talking to (not dating, but definitely 'seeing') took another girl TO MY AND MY ROOMMATE'S APARTMENT to FUCK HER ON OUR AIR MATTRESS while i was ON VACATION THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY

honestly. how do i get myself into these situations