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daincrediblegg · 5 months

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Marvel movie quip humor is going to make the class I’m taking on comedy a living hell isn’t it

#not that it isn’t good *sometimes*. but jesus christ #kids don’t understand the innate horror in humor anymore and I am going to run circles around them in this class. as usual #anyway I say this bc on this our first day #we watched a clip from a korean film (called A Hard Day in case anyone is interested) and the mr crusote bit from monty python’s the meaning #of life and all the kids in that class HATED it but LOVED the korean fil #and me having watched this film backwards and forwards am going ‘… you taking the piss?’#like I’m sorry you can’t appreciate these pioneers in humor who disrupt cinematic form itself in the name of the punchline #the satirical nature of the bit commenting on british standards of propriety and establishment that uses corporeal humor to emphasize that #point. while also it meaning absolutely none of that bc none of these dudes was serious ever in their whole career (except they were)#BUT ME AND THE PROFESSOR ARE DIFFERENT SO SUCK MY CHICKEN NUGGETS

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hwanswerland · 1 year

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seonghwa with @woosansang ♡

#seonghwa #yeosang #woo #san #atzsource #ateez gifs #fio.gifs #tuserjazzy #okay so i intended to post this on the last day of our woohwa challenge #but i have decided you could need this now lol even though it's not very. idk. great or anything #but what i originally said in my tags when i made it was:#i saw the video of first gif and then i had to make this #cant let poor yeo be ignored just like that bc im sure a year ago #when we decided to do this #he was still your ult #but i also couldnt just leave san out so #seems like woo knows the saying considering the intense way he's staring at hwa while clinking glasses #***#anyway i hope you feel better soon :(( <3

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swagging-back-to · 26 days

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finally went and got my GED diploma a year after i graduated :)))))

#the check in woman was like 'come on you cant leave without saying bye first!' and iwas like nonononono please no #she made me go talk to the woman who single handedly delayed my graduated by 6 months.#who is annoying as fuck and super classist and pro college.#when she asked what i do for work i was like 'an educator' and she was like 'oh so you've used the free college credits to get your early #childhood education?' and i was like 'uhhh no. still just as against college as i was last year. i don't plan to be an educator for long.'#and she goes well what do you want to do (not your fucking business lady. at all.) and then when i said 'anything' bc real people don't hav #the choice of their dream job or nothing. real people have to just take whatever is available to them--esp in our dead town.#and she was like 'oh come on in during the summer! I'm here for summer school! can take a bunch of tests to find out what your dream job is #can figure out what colleges youd like!'#i was just like ''yeahhhhhh. anyway have a good day' and fucking left.#i was actually debating going to college just a month ago. for the first time in my life i was seriously debating college bc it was my #choice and n oone had been pushing college to me for years. and then she starts this bullshit and im even more anti college than i was in #highschool #anti college #college is a scam #not to mention 'come in during the summer to take completely unnecessary summer school after youve graduated with almost a perfect score'#???? seriously how entitled do you think you are to my time?#i have work this summer. i have plans this summer. and even if i didnt i sure as fuck wouldnt spend my time being preached at about how #im wasting my life and dooming myself to poverty bc i dont want to go 6 figures in debt #and lost 4+ years of time i could be earning wages.

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magnus-rhymes-with-swagness · 10 months

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me 🤝 georgia warr

aspec theatre kids at university for the first time

#AAAAAA #have been having a bunch of nimona thoughts the past few days but didn’t have the time to talk about them bc i’ve been busy #i’ll *hopefully* have some time soon?#anyway yeah first day of university woo #i always say college even though it’s technically a university but whatever #oh and i brought loveless so georgia and i can sort of have our first semester together :)#i am. nervous but also excited #this is going to be a very interesting time lol #many many thoughts in my head!#my words #personal #georgia warr #loveless #osemanverse

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aromanticannibal · 11 days

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ppl really b acting as if there's only one specific ship that has weird shippers that will complain about ppl not shipping their otp. it's literally always the case you either get fucked over for liking a gay ship or for liking a straight ship or for liking a toxic ship or people just start going "oh there's nothing wrong with the ship but the shippers💀" and you don't fucking know what they're talking about. like can we all just chill. the weird shippers r everywhere it's called some ppl are assholes sometimes. it's not fandom specific

#it's like with the “x ship sent death threats to the author!”#first of all : proof?#second of all: I've heard this for multiple diff ships that is not new that is not exclusive to one fandom or one ship.#sometimes ppl in fandom r too invested and do stupid shit #god #I'm sorry I doomscrolled another Instagram reel comment section #it's just. I'm so tired of ppl talking about mha's fandom as if it's the worst thing of all time?#first of all no its not? fucking chill?#second of all. if the fandom is ruining the show for you then genuienly get off the internet #third. so sorry but half of the time when ppl say the mha fandom is awful they're either calling it cringe (fandom is always cringe get over #it it's ok) they're complaining about everything being gay (so you're a homophobe ok. literally what is wrong with making character queer #ON OUR OWN INTERPRETATIONS OF THE STORY. DUDE.#)#or theyre just.... picking up random shit thats been rumored to have happened or that's just an isolated thing that happens all the time in #every fandom (refer to my earlier points)#genuienly. if the fandom pisses you off that much. get off the internet . block the tags. like for your health.#it's so annoying to try and look at mha stuff or even TALK IRL #WITH PEOPLE WHO LIKE MHA #(i am not fucking with you this has happened)#and being told or reading that oh mha is fun but the fandom sucks :///#sorry you don't experience whimsy and are incapable of curating your own experience?#Jesus #(there's also the ppl who r like ugh mha is mid mha sucks in like comments of mha fan but like fuck these guys #you're entitled to your opinion I if you don't like mha that's fine I'm not going to throw eggs at you but like...#why do u feel the need 2 go into a comment section of stuff that is about mha to say that mha sucks actually and the author is bad and the #characters r badly written and blah blah blah. LEAVE ME ALONEEEE)#Anyway maybe one day I will finally leave Instagram but for now I can't bc fukcing. ppl r on there #mumblings//#rant

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welcometogrouchland · 1 year

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Honestly so iconic of Gus for his first crush to be on a girl who ended up being a grave robber. He didn't know that at the time but I feel like it's indicative of who he is as a person. Matt is only slightly better (still a weird fucker with loose morals but at least he helped foil that particular grave robbing)

#ramblings of a lunatic #toh #the owl house #gus porter #bria is in one episode and she's not an especially three dimensional character but i find her inherently funny #cute little girl who loves bullying and hitting ppl with rocks. definitely permanently traumatized after that ep #also we don't know that this is Gus' first crush per say but considering he's just hit puberty and this is the first time we've seen him-#-show interest in someone else his age (however fleeting it was bc again. he's 12 and she's a grave robber. this is a one day experience)#also it'd be funny. that's my motive here #anyway it might not be obvious at first glance but me and Gus do infact have many things in common #including our awful taste in girls who want to chew us up and spit us out #my lesbian awakening was my childhood bully

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ourflagmeansgayrights · 1 year

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and yknow what. saying this as someone who has been in a work environment where i was ACTUALLY the only one who knew what i was doing and i was the only one capable of keeping things running, including the person who was technically in charge of me*:

even if izzy was right. even if izzy was the only one who kept ed's ship actually running. hell, even if lucius, pete, and wee john were actually slacking off when there was important things to be done!!

you do not effectively lead a team by yelling at them and telling everyone how useless they are and how much they suck. you don't get people to get off their ass and do their fucking job by screaming "BITCH" in their face. you don't!! get things done!!! if you just stand there and tell other people what to do!!!!!

*which is v much not the case w izzy and ed but i have seen this written into some fics, for some fucking reason

#sorry i know i said i wasnt arguing that izzy is bad at his job lol #i kept it off that other post bc that's not about how good he is at his job. but man...#having been in the “im surrounded by idiots” only-competent-employee situation everyone describes izzy in #i gotta say that if izzy's job is primarily managing people. he fucking SUCKS at it #txt #meta #mine #og #izzy hands #izzy critical #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd meta #anyway the work experience was retail pharmacy and let me tell you. big-name pharmacies are a fucking shitshow #the turnover was awful so we were always staffed by people who didn't know what they were doing #i was only there for two years but turnover was so fast i ended up being the lead employee somehow #so i was ACTUALLY in charge of making sure people did their jobs. unlike izzy in e5 lmao #and when our pharmacists took vacation we'd have a substitute pharmacist come in and they almost always sucked #sometimes the sub pharmacist was worse at their job than the people who were there on their first day #i was on my feet all day and i was yelled at by customers non-stop and there's literally no way to count people's prescriptions fast enough #especially when you have new employees who count the fucking pills one at a time #and yeah i had a few coworkers who were like. always on their phone or always chatting instead of doing their job #and it was VERY annoying. even when they were nice and i liked them as people i HATED working with them #somehow i found the inner strength to not be a dick to them!! crazy stuff!!!

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guinevereslancelot · 29 days

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how do i stop feeling like i'm in trouble all the time fr. sitting here on my lunch break like everyone's gonna be soooo mad when u get back...from lunch...which you are allowed to have.....(?)

#social anxiety kicking my ass so bad every day #unless my supervisor actually says hello you are doing an amazing job today and i dont hate you im like omg she hates me bc i suck......#miscounted the kids yesterday and left one on the playground for like two minutes and im still traumatized #she wasnt alone or anything there was another class w teachers but 😬🔫#killing myself killing myself killing myself #i counted them five times today tho #and the playground was empty which made it easier but ugh #infinitely better than my last job and im actually good at this but i still feel like my supervisor doesn't like me #even tho i think she's just a bit awk and has anxiety also lol #she was reading a book abt coping with anxiety the other day lol #also my other coworker w the drama likes me but the drama is always threatening to happennagain bc she doesnt like our supervisor #anyway #my mentor just got here before lunch for her half day shift so i feel better but aaaaa #way less stressful than my last job tho and im grateful but very stressed lately #also the owner of the school was in the room im taking lunch for a while and im like omg she's gonna be annoyed that im here #she's gonna judge me for having a chocolate bar like a shitty spoiled young person or whatever and listening to music bc im rude #i need to calm down fr #she complained abt lazy inconsiderate young people at my job interview so now im paranoid abt every interaction w her lmao #bc i am a lazy oblivious young person and also i took a sick day my first week which is what she was complaining abt said young people doing #but i legitimately was throwing up i Had to call out #that's life in child care #but ughhhh #i was determined not to bc this is a job where they expect you to come in even if ur sick #but puking is my limit i genuinely couldn't do it #anyway.#normal adult experience #doctor who told my mom i was high functioning i want our money back

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warningsine · 1 month

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#the good wife #kalinda sharma #alicia florrick #kalicia #//#sine's edits #tmi ahead:#so this brought back (relatively happy) memories from my teen/ya days #i was out with a friend i was in love with at the time and two guys propositioned us like this. well they were even more forward used #a stupid pick up line and asked to come home with us. we rolled our eyes and looked at each other conspirationally.#the joke was on them bc my friend did come home with me that night #the 'are you gay?' bit happened some days later but it was spoken in riddles and 'i don't like talking about my #personal life' was sth that i did say (cliched much?)#it led to a situationship that was initiated by said friend but it quickly turned sour bc of internalized stuff. and yes it did damage our #friendship.#we are distant friends these days and even though we have nothing in common there are times that i miss our camaraderie #anyway i'm watching the elsbeth episodes first so i dunno if kalinda sees alicia as a friend but there are some scenes that give me pause.#wouldn't surprise me if she was in love with her at some point.

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shuruzy · 4 months

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body practice... decided to use Quin as my training partner since they've got Forger Muscles & i dont draw or talk about J:USTICE characters enough

#I'VE THOUGHT IT OVER 🚶#i've already opted out but im not doing that minesweeper night glaze wombo combo shit on my stuff too bc 1 that'd blow up my laptop #& 2 i feel iffy about throwing my art into programs like that in the first place for various reasons.#so i'll just go with the ol reliable 'writing on my shit' that i should've been doing anyway. just in general.#like yeah yeah i get it no image is 'safe' once its on the internet but to me there's a big difference between #some mf grabbing people's stuff VS a website that loves having its creative users of the week shown around to just say #'yeah we're letting our partners grapple your shit and toss it into whatever they want by default.'#like how DA did iirc. idk how that site is doing these days but that was a nutty move from a site so driven by people's art #anyway as i always say on streams n shit WHAT HAPPENED TA SHAME #ocs #character: quin #game: seeking justice

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bunnyb34r · 3 months

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I swear to God my house is fucking haunted (I mean I knew it was but like MORE haunted) like theres been shit falling over for no reason all fucking day

The hair spray bottle that hasnt been touched in months fell off the sink. Something in the kitchen fell, I did not investigate. The tv antenna was knocked down. And just now there was a fucking stuffed animal avalanche bc like three fucking stuffed animals that havent been touched in YEARS launched off the top shelf and knocked my hello kitty water dispenser down (thankfully I do not use it, it is decorative), both the doll rooms off (breaking one :( minor damage but still), the one apparently load bearing plushie behind the dispenser fell in the empty space, and the stupid straw hat I have kept falling when I put it back.

Like what's your fucking problem??? Am I not paying enough attention to you fucking ghosts?? Are you trying to get my attention to tell me something? Bc if so I ain't gonna listen if you keep knockin my shit down. I fucking have two drinks on the nightstand where the dispenser is and I'm so fucking lucky they didnt get hit bc god I would be LIVID. Like cant you write on the bathroom mirror or send me coins like yall usually do?? What do you want?????

#there was absolutely no reason for this shit to drop yall are just being asshole ghosts #and before anyone tries to dispute the fact my house is haunted/ghosts aren't real shut up bc i know theyre here i have proof #they can apparently affect electrical shit like in the sims bc after my dad died like a year after I had gone downstairs to get something #and i hit all 3 light switches bc its a habit. anyway the one hasnt worked in over a decade and we've tried to fix it to no avail. anyway tm #they ALL turned on and it's been working ever since like agdgdgd hello?? and i can feel their presence a lot like when the cats visit me #i remember dad saying he SAW our first cat's ghost clear as day a couple months after he passed and we've all felt his presence 🥺#i have other incidents but anyway yknow pennies from heaven? well we lost so many people in 4 years so there was confusion on who sent #the coins yknow? well my dad sends quarters. i KNOW it's him and he knew i collect them. aunt k sends nickels @#and idr who sends dimes but i know those two. also bluejays are dad like cardinal's are passed loved ones we know it's dad #i used to be a skeptic and be like okay yall are just bullshiting but nah i get it this shit is real #also possession/reincarnation is real sgdgdgdg but again another story another time #marquilla

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louderfade · 7 months

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exene talking about the state of the world. the good stuff starts at eight minutes. or you can just read the transcript complete with the usual errors that accompany robot transcribed speech (the irony of which is not lost on me). maybe it's not about transhumanism and living forever (or maybe it is who knows), but there's definitely an agenda of surveillance and control at work which is designed to keep the powerful in power. cash rules everything around me and you will own nothing etc. the future is worse.

#google has helpfully flagged this as a 'conspiracy theory' which let me know it was definitely worth paying attention to #sometimes a conspiracy theory turns out to be flatearth-tier but anything those in control are putting effort into discrediting #concerns me and makes me look deeper. if they're going to the effort to control the discourse there's something there that #threatens them. anything google calls a conspiracy theory is worth a closer look. it often means someone has gotten too close to the truth.#she's brave to be talking about this shit they basically cancelled her and forced her to apologize for talking about how they want #to take our guns and the media is lying to you and stirring up fear so they can get away with passing gun control #like wtf leftists should be all about gun rights. a disarmed population is totally at the mercy of the state's authority #it's not very punk to surrender entirely to regimes in power and let the only people with guns be the police #like c'mon guys we need guns. and it's like drugs. they exist anyway. better they do so in broad daylight than in the shadows #they let adam curits talk about this stuff for some reason and no one calls him a conspiracy theorist idk why but there's a reason #i guess his stuff is not a threat to them bc it's dense and heady and seven hours long so the masses will never absorb it #ex punk rocker yelling about new world order in plain language monologues of digestible length is a much bigger threat #i swear there are secretly fifty people in control of everything and their entire aim is to make sure it stays that way no matter what #but it's really gross how obvious it's getting like the whole system just funnels money straight to the top and they don't even care #about hiding it anymore they're just doing it out in open and denying objective reality with confidence it's too much sometimes #i swear i can feel my grasp on reality deteriorating. it's as if there were a loud buzzing in the out of doors that was getting #louder every day and nobody ever said anything to acknowledge that it was real nobody talked about hearing the buzzing but it just #keeps getting louder and i'm finally like wtf is with this buzzing and everyone gets mad at me for shouting over their netflix show #that they weren't really enjoying in the first place. like no one is happy in the modern world. why can't we talk about why without #turning against each other. that's why doug saying 'maybe we're all the same' is such a big deal to me. anyone who is trying to unite us #is doing important work. that trump supporter is not the enemy. they are the victim just like you.

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necromancy-savant · 7 months

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Who remembers the time in my first year back at college at a new school when, in my first ever Linguistics class, my professor asked me to research alternative terms for "penis" on Urban Dictionary?

@memey-dreams

#tagging my friend whom I met in that class hopefully he's still on here and remembers this assignment #I know he remembers our first day where the professor spoke all Romanian to us for an hour and gave us a Romanian lesson #I felt so smart that day ngl bc I clocked it in half a second #I was like this is a Romance language that looks kind of Slavic: must be Romanian #we all were speaking it really well though if I do say so myself #and with no instruction in English whatsoever #and then he came clean lol #oh anyway the conclusion of this story is that he had said specifically he would only give the word penis to guys and vagina to girls #and frankly he was making a lot of assumptions about my body and also my comfort level and so I begged #please don't make me look up penis on Urban Dictionary I already know where this is going #and he said ok why don't do meth instead? and I said yay thank you! :D #so the next class nobody else did meth though so I got put with a group doing weed and I named like 6 slang terms for weed #off the top of my head that I've heard people say all the time that they didn't already even have on their lists

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oasatelematics · 1 year

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feeling weirdly defensive over nuclear energy tonight crazy what being on your period does to you

#saw some bullshit anti nuclear propaganda on a supposedly progressive page #first of all the reason it would be a bad idea for greece to have nuclear power plants isn't because of the seismic activity #it's bc everything in this country gets neglected and all we ever do is cut corners. thats not an inherent issue with nuclear power #it's just that we suck and wouldn't maintain such an intricate system properly to keep it safe enough #but that goes for literally any mode of energy production in this god forsaken country lol i don't think our coal factories are any safer #im just BEGGING people to at least read up and TRY to understand nuclear energy production and then form an opinion on it #because it seems most opinions are shaped from collective mythology from the chernobyl disaster #which btw most of us don't know how or why it happened!!!!! it all just gets boiled down to ''nuclear power bad''#of course radiation is dangerous and nuclear power production should be handled with extreme care and precision #and nuclear incidents and accidents are serious!!!!! don't get me wrong!!!!!#but ppl acting like a nuclear power plant will just spontaneously combust is so ignorant #I HAD A SMALL HYPERFIXATION PHASE ABOUT THIS OK LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!#anyway greek progressives and leftists exhaust me more and more every day #just say you don't know enough to have an informed opinion it's not that hard!!!! instead they straight up spread misinformation #just to support their political arguments

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pepprs · 1 year

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idk how to reconcile my new self with my old self. also i fucking hate waiting. GRAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH