#anyway 😗✌️

[paleode-ology]

god I need school to be over I hate it here literally growing so concerned for my health

[definitely-jax]

[scouting4love]

My predictions for ice and snow....

and no. I Do Not accept criticism.. unless it's funny

[ef-1]

Lando will see a microphone and be like is anyone going to say something fucking stupid into that thing then not wait for an answer

[nico-di-genova]

Sorting my faves.

[kithj]

starting classes tomorrow....

[mikesbasementbeets]

it’s a little frustrating sometimes to watch people try to “debunk” gay mike evidence by quibbling over things that are. kind of beside the point? like arguing that mike’s consistently negative (or even neutral, if you want the benefit of the doubt) reactions to girls aren’t “disgust” therefore they don’t mean anything. but like 1. yeah i agree, cates gate isn’t about mike being “disgusted.” mike’s face when el kisses him isn’t “disgusted.” mike’s reaction to el, to max, to girls in general doesn’t really read to me as “disgust” either. so 2. what DOES it read to you as? incredulity? confusion? discomfort? those…. still aren’t positive reactions.

the point is that mike actively and blatantly Does Not react positively toward el kissing him. and he also Doesn’t react positively to dustin’s description of a girl being “hotter than phoebe cates.” he asks “is she cute?” with maybe preemptive incredulity (in line with will's question "girls go to science camp?") over a girl who goes to science camp being cute, or perhaps just a neutrally curious state over dustin's new girlfriend, but then dustin doesn’t say “she’s hotter than phoebe cates.” he says, “think phoebe cates. only hotter.” that’s a prescriptive statement. you want to know if she’s cute, mike? think about phoebe cates, and then imagine someone hotter than that. and mike’s expression doesn’t improve in the slightest. think about someone hotter than phoebe cates, dustin tells mike. and mike? remains confused and entirely unintrigued. no, he’s not disgusted, but the point is not his negative reaction, it’s a complete lack of any sort of positive reaction. if he’s listening to dustin, he should have, in that moment, thought of phoebe cates. and his reaction?

nothing.

(but. this is also just to say... i don’t even think it's fair to call most of mike’s facial reactions “proof” of his sexuality in any argument… i think they’re fun little easter eggs that add an extra visual element to his gay characterization. but. it’s not WHY people think he’s gay. it's funny to point out BECAUSE he's gay)

[edit: AND this is not even to mention the direct line drawn to this in season four via stobin's discussion of fast times, linking phoebe cates to 'people who like boobies.' #notmikewheeler]

[skxllz]

bitches be like “ we need more male sa survivors/victims in media ” but then they can't even handle denji.

and I'd like to put out there he isn't the “ scum of the earth ” for liking tits and wanting sex. he's a fucking 16-year-old boy who has hormones and has gone through plenty of shit; he's bound to fall into the arms of some unhealthy coping mechanism that distracts him from life.

if you don't like him, that's fine, but it irks my damn soul how people just label him as a “ disgusting classic male ” just because they don't understand his character and the fact that hyper sexuality is a thing (especially in response to trauma).

[gaymars97]

Phaselock autism got me caring about a character who didnt even get any screentime so yk what i vibe w/ you *shows you my Siren queen Dido design hc I drew literally a few hours ago in class*

*If you dont understand the lil thing at the bottom its okay, it aint very clear. Basically it’s just ghost dido (left) being mad at Sophis (middle) for spitting absolute bullshit to kid Maya (right)

Along with my phaselock timeline hot takes right below the cut

- i do not believe it was Dido who led the people of Athenas to the peaceful planet. Im convinced it was done far longer ago by the first siren queen, Deidre (the fact that her name ressembles Dido’s is purely a coincidence). Deidre had a single daughter and gave her her powers along with the throne upon her death

- For a long time, the siren monarchy was kept standing with siren monarchs passing on their powers to their child

- The order of the impending storm was actually put in place by one of the queens. They were basically her “royal police” (she was just a meanass queen who put them in place to do the dirty work for her)

- Dido, the last siren queen, was unlike the others, for she never had a child. She was a righteous queen who valued the needs of the people above anything else. Unfortunately, the order didnt like that and she was eventually poisoned. Waiting for this opportunity for a while, the order then stepped up as the “righteous rulers of the planet”

- Then, in hope to find Dido’s successor with the siren powers, they searched all across the planet, but eventually, a simple man who lived on a farm with his wife came to them himself with an infant bearing the blue tatoos the order was looking for. That’s right, it was Maya.

Her father gave her to the order in the hope to keep her safe. Unfortunately, he didnt live to know if that was true or not, as he was killed after.

Then follows her backstory as we know it

That’s all folks!!

[ybcpatrick]

i'll be like "yes give me grief as a device in wrestling i will eat it up" and then they give it to me in droves during my Grieving Month™ and suddenly i am . A Wreck!

[monst]

Do ya think Tim's parents got him one of these when he was a kid?

[kimjunnoodle]

pov: picking the most vile and downright evil thing anyone has ever said in the history of language just to get hit with the Sweet rush of dopamine™

[lexbiini]

mr gordon porlock i am in love with u

[miutonium]

Love is you ❤️

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I suppose to finish this before Valentines but something came up ;w; pls accept this as this year's valentines art zzzz

[lylahammar]

it's a single 24 ep season! cour 1 was 13 eps, cour 2 will be 11 eps

AHHH I see I see ngl I didn't actually know what cour meant when everyone was tossin that word around in the past I just assumed it was a fancy way to say season 😂

[spicy-seaweed]

no sleep no sleep no sleep no sleep—