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slept maybe three hours, queued for gigi perez with my sister (didn’t have a ticket) sorta befriended some very nice people, got a ticket, saw gigi, my sister cried, let a pretty girl talk me into getting beth mccarthy tickets, we’re going to go see beth mccarthy together in may??? what the hell??

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There’s probably more but these are the ones I can think of at the moment! Please be considerate and don’t play pranks at other people’s expenses!

Have fun everyone!

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bit mad innit. This whole thing

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At some point "fanfic can be as good as professional writing" became "fanfic should be as good as professional writing" and that's caused major damage to fandom spaces.

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so sorry i have listening to music in my underwear scheduled for tonight

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sundays rule number 1: DON'T THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE

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collecting posts of this type

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really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

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*me, drunkenly pressing my face against my 17 year old cats face*: I love you. Do you know that? I hope that somewhere in your brain you can understand that I love you. You have been with me for so long. We have grown up together. I was only eight years old when you came into my life as a kitten. We were both babies. Please understand that I love you more than I can ever say. You are my companion through everything. When you die I will sob and scream and beg for you back, even for a moment. When you rest your paw against my hands there's a connection that passes through time. Humans and animals, bonded since before history began. I love you.

No, you cannot eat my sandwich.

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i miss every girl in my life who was nice to me

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twitter is such a usable site

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every porn ad is always 'hot milfs in your area', 'big boob woman in your city', etc etc, and never 'intelligent minds’ or ‘hot souls in your zone'

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what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

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hes hoping that if he just waits there long enough a miracle might happen