ymdslf
the harder i swim the faster i sink
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they/them, 18, german
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ymdslf · 11 days ago
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i’m at a restaurant with my dad and some of his friends right now and whoever made this playlist is definitely gay
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ymdslf · 11 days ago
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the thing is that tolkien was right trees really are that great
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ymdslf · 11 days ago
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idc if it's not a person. if your icon is a sunrise, you're a sunrise now.
poll about swapping with prev's icon here
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ymdslf · 11 days ago
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i hope everyone with yellow/missing/crooked teeth or braces or whatever has the most stupendous day in the whole world i love you let’s smile at each other and not be scared
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ymdslf · 11 days ago
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gay people doing group costumes on halloween are insane, what do you mean you’re boygenius and timothee chalamet dressed as troye sivan from the snl skit they did on november 11 2023?
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ymdslf · 13 days ago
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gay people doing group costumes on halloween are insane, what do you mean you’re boygenius and timothee chalamet dressed as troye sivan from the snl skit they did on november 11 2023?
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ymdslf · 17 days ago
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honestly this screenshot just says everything
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ymdslf · 22 days ago
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It’s nought that rum won’t solve though some would harm you nomnomnomnomnom would raise to you a hand nomnom not while by you I stand and hum “love run” 🗣️
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ymdslf · 22 days ago
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something about the slat being described as “gloriously dry” and most of the crows having water related trauma
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ymdslf · 30 days ago
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*kills you & resurrects u* *kills you & resurrects u* *kills you & resurrects u* *kills you & re
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ymdslf · 30 days ago
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i love things that come in glass jars because once its over the glass jar is mine
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ymdslf · 1 month ago
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got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.
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ymdslf · 1 month ago
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I have so much love (fruit stickers) to give and no one to give it to (put fruitstickers on their forehead) 😔
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ymdslf · 1 month ago
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my favorite piece of disney trivia is that the guy who designed goofy fucking hated him and beat the shit out of him in the parking lot once
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ymdslf · 1 month ago
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ymdslf · 1 month ago
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new holiday alert !
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ymdslf · 1 month ago
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Puchiko, do you prefer Tumblr or X?
"Hey bro do you prefer coffee, or bucket of slugs?"
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