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[corkinavoid]

DPxDC Places To Sleep

I've seen many fics and prompts with Homeless Danny, and I've just had a thought: what's the safest place to sleep at night when you a) don't have a home, b) can turn intangible and invisible, and c) are not afraid of mortals' justice system since you're dead and it doesn't really apply to you?

Cop cars.

Cops patrol the streets at night, but really, they mostly just pick a place and stay there until something happens, right? (I mean, I think that's right, I'm not very educated on the matter)

So, say Danny is in Gotham, and he needs a place to sleep, but it's the most crime-ridden city in the world, and sleeping out in the streets is cold and uncomfortable. And sure, he can climb into any car, but he chooses the cop car because, first, it's got a radio, so if the cops get any alerts about him (you can't tell me that GIW wouldn't use the help of local police, they are government agents after all), he will hear it first. Second, it's warm and cozy and soft. Third, and the most important: no one is going to look for him there! It's like hiding in plain sight but even better.

Or, well, it is, until one night the cop car he is sleeping in gets dispatched to some crime scene along with about a dozen others, and it turns out to be some trafficking rink that got busted or whatnot, and there are a lot of people who need to be taken to the GCPD station. So Danny, sleepy and grumpy because he was suddenly woken up, searches for the first still running but empty car, while staying invisible and intangible, and when he finds it, he just crashes in the back seat.

He is very surprised a few minutes later when the motherfucking Batman jumps in the front seat, and at least three of his sidekicks are trying to squeeze themselves in the back.

The Bats are even more surprised when they find a random teenager flickering in and out of visibility in the back seat of Batmobile, his eyes wide as saucers and Lazarus green.

[mushyooms]

home

[potato-lord-but-not]

A cute little John for y’all (and some bonus freak Johns as well)

[nostalgic-shamefest]

And then they do! But the you you were then is gone forever. You didn't just waste your time when you were changing things, inevitably waiting for it to fall apart. You actually changed. Now someone new but also older gets to deal with the shit. And it hurts just as much but it's just...idk different.

Everything is lost to time. Even the bad stuff.

the scary part about getting better is that there's this constant fear that things will go back to what they once were

[tartppola]

happy chapter seven updateeeee ( on EN )

[lovelesskiaart]

Grab your emotional support boyfriend best friend when you need to vent!

[vasira96]

lmao being autistic is fun cuz u will hear someone say "i want them to step on me" and so you think to yourself "ah, a metaphor, i know what those are" but then u repeat it jokingly and learn it isn't a metaphor, some people do just wanna be stepped on, and u realize u will never be sure what's real and what's metaphor ever again

[thatsbelievable]

[fiannans]

This is the face of a man in love.

[cipherexists]

okay im not even kidding. so.

my fiancee was like. we should play modded mc, so i go yeah! they go, i dont know any packs, i go Project Ozone 2! they go yeah!

we are playing, weve blown up the island several times with chance cubes and isocosahredenfmsks its fine. recoverable.

i grow a rubber tree, its wood, useful but i end up getting a mega rubber tree. now i remember these being in another pack and these being big. so i giggle and place it down and get thier attention before pop Huge Fuckin Tree.

we giggle, we vien mine it , it goes down in like 3 swings gives like, a couple hundered wood

later. im like. hmm, i need a lot of charcoal so let me grow a big rubber tree and use the wood for charcoal.

i pick up the sapling.

i place the sapling down.

i twerk it.

i suffocated inside the tree.

its fucking huge, i misread the sapling name. @straightcoffeeaddict walks over after hearing my panic and is just like. what did you do.

we spend over a HOUR. WITH VIEN MINER. cutting down this goD FORSAKEN 'TREE'.

its still there, i did not fully succeed.

the drawer i put the wood in said 18,000 logs.

read. your. saplings.

kids these days will never know about sacred rubber saplings

[windwenn]

Arcane is happening oh boy oh boy

[aestheticmusicalhoe]

Arcane spoilers

Yeah no yeah I am definitely breathing in a totally rhythmic and healthy manner and not losing my absolute MIND over this right here

[junipers-insects]

Happy 1 year anniversary to my blog yoo-hoo ! 👍

Here's my first post here of these two lovely skellies . For comparison?

[scentedluminarysoul]

It's not just American

In Germany, your marriage can be seen as invalid if you don't have sex

You can marry your partner solely for tax reasons and nobody bat's an eye, but marry an immigrant so they and their family can stay in the country instead of being flown back into an active war zone? Suddenly a government official can come into your home and ask you how often you have sex and you better have romantic photos everywhere and sleep in the same bed!

You can't even marry your friends for tax reasons alone

And while we're at it, why can you only marry one person, anyway? There's no reason you shouldn't marry multiple people. Marriage is stupid, honestly

[dasiesanddarkness]

i know im supremely late to the party but what the fuck do you mean we would have had an explanation behind the little piano melody Wylan plays in episode three. you mean to tell me that there would have been a wylan centric episode. that we wouldve had matthias calling wylan a lamb. we wouldve had jesper getting jealous and confessing his love. we wouldve had a goddamn backstory to his piano tune. and netflix fucking cancelled it? im so pissed im gonna go bite something