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“im a clawmaster” <3

(featuring dnp-related plushie cameos)

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lazy saturday 💤

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do i need to say it…

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dan youtube community post

30/4/24

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i am working on a tumblr post that has the potential to get 2 or even 3 notes

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just woke up from a dream where dan and phil revealed they are married for tax purposes and they managed to tell us about literally getting married without actually hard launching

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no bc the thing about Dan and Phil is that they are literally. fundamentally. each other's biggest fans. dan literally won the y/n rpf fanfic lottery but phil thought he was soo funny he made him start making videos and then didn't stop hyping him up for a decade and a half. they both think the other is the coolest funniest most creative person in the world and they're right.

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i really do understand dan howell bc i would also do diabolical things for a chance with 2009 emo twink phil lester

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i’ve had 3 glasses of wine and i need 2009 emo phil lester sooooo bad

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imagine following dan and phil on formspring in 2009 and seeing these two twinks who constantly talk about how much they fuck and they’re clearly obsessed with each other but every time someone asks if they’re together they refuse to give a straight answer. like how fast would that get old

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this was on my for you page on instagram. tag yourself

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every day we move further from god’s light. and closer towards dan and phil react to phan proof timeline

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dan and phil as a piece of Robert McGinnis pulp art

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When will my dads (dan and phil) return from the war (a well deserved christmas break) or at least write a letter with tales of times past (australasia photo dump on insta)

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under the mistletoe