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DPxDC Places To Sleep
I've seen many fics and prompts with Homeless Danny, and I've just had a thought: what's the safest place to sleep at night when you a) don't have a home, b) can turn intangible and invisible, and c) are not afraid of mortals' justice system since you're dead and it doesn't really apply to you?
Cop cars.
Cops patrol the streets at night, but really, they mostly just pick a place and stay there until something happens, right? (I mean, I think that's right, I'm not very educated on the matter)
So, say Danny is in Gotham, and he needs a place to sleep, but it's the most crime-ridden city in the world, and sleeping out in the streets is cold and uncomfortable. And sure, he can climb into any car, but he chooses the cop car because, first, it's got a radio, so if the cops get any alerts about him (you can't tell me that GIW wouldn't use the help of local police, they are government agents after all), he will hear it first. Second, it's warm and cozy and soft. Third, and the most important: no one is going to look for him there! It's like hiding in plain sight but even better.
Or, well, it is, until one night the cop car he is sleeping in gets dispatched to some crime scene along with about a dozen others, and it turns out to be some trafficking rink that got busted or whatnot, and there are a lot of people who need to be taken to the GCPD station. So Danny, sleepy and grumpy because he was suddenly woken up, searches for the first still running but empty car, while staying invisible and intangible, and when he finds it, he just crashes in the back seat.
He is very surprised a few minutes later when the motherfucking Batman jumps in the front seat, and at least three of his sidekicks are trying to squeeze themselves in the back.
The Bats are even more surprised when they find a random teenager flickering in and out of visibility in the back seat of Batmobile, his eyes wide as saucers and Lazarus green.
#danny phantom#dpxdc#dc x dp#batfam#batman#just silly thoughts#cop car#have you seen that 'GCPD stake out asmr' on youtube#this is mostly inspired by it#i dunno where i was going with this#anyway#it could be even funnier if the bats dont notice him#and danny wakes up in the cave later#cork writes#cork prompts
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And then they do! But the you you were then is gone forever. You didn't just waste your time when you were changing things, inevitably waiting for it to fall apart. You actually changed. Now someone new but also older gets to deal with the shit. And it hurts just as much but it's just...idk different.
Everything is lost to time. Even the bad stuff.
the scary part about getting better is that there's this constant fear that things will go back to what they once were
#currently in my worst depressive episode in 10 years and it sucks#fuck it's bad out here#but I'm so different#and all the good work I put it#I'm seeing it now#me 10 years ago would have not made it through#me today might just have a chance to actually get out with my life and livelyhood in tact#and this time around I get these slivers of joy#and they are the things I worked hard for#and all the habits that at some point became second nature#like knowing how to ask for help#or knowing that I need people around me even when I don't want people around me#and maybe especially then#anyway#2024 has felt like insane growing pains couple with so much grief and just anguish#but it's also been a year of great beauty#im exhausted#ramblings
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home
#“oh its gonna be a good idea” proceeds to rip my hair out for a week#anyway#them™#odysseus#penelope of ithaca#telemachus#tele adult face reveal this is not a drill#greek mythology#tagamemnon#the odyssey#my art#digital art#artists on tumblr
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be still my beating heart
#btsgif#btsedit#dailybts#userdimple#raplineuser#userpat#useremmeline#creatyoon#usersky#annietrack#usermaggie#heyginkgo#uservans#tuserandi#userpris#seokjinedit#kim seokjin#*#bts#idk why but with this coloring and shaking camera in the middle gif they give me a bit of retro vibes#like old photocards you know#from 1940s or something#anyway#don't ask me how i feel bc#yeah
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A cute little John for y’all (and some bonus freak Johns as well)
#this was supposed to be posted AN HOUR AGO#NOO MY BEAUTIFUL POSTING SCHEDULEEEE#anyway#those two were for poster orders so two of you will be the lucky owners for the freak johns#he’s so…. ugh bbg#artists on tumblr#malevolent#malevolent fanart#malevolent podcast#john doe#john malevolent
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Not be doing research on this at nearly half-past midnight due to me procrastinating my homework.
#I am currently on my period and my executive dysfunction seems worse than usual#I have no idea if I have it#But it does seem like a possibility#I have no idea#Anyway#Save me from myself#l'italiana parla
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hey ravage do you ever think about life
#transformers#soundwave#ravage#trying to remember how to draw personal art... and how to finish things... and stop fussing over every line and imperfection...#it's a work in progress#anyway#introspection hits different when there's a cat on top of you#pherrie draws
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I dunno I just like Silco's soft smile as this moment between them lingers just enough.
#zaundads#silco#vander#arcane#vanco#arcane season 2#but those micro expressions lads#like just the expressiveness of his eyes#also silco#then you see the slight curl of a smile#maybe i'm reaching feverish levels#just cant keep his hands off vander#you know after the party was over#it was just the two of them#just tidying up at their own pace#listening to music#maybe ekko picked at some ever healing scabs#like their whole relationship#is so marked with death at this point#anyway#just the two of them slow dancing#i need to sleep#just the two of them not being#zaun's actual dads#and just being a couple#just having a moment just for them
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I'd also like to submit RayBan glassholes. Just because they have a solid frame that don't make you look like a sci-fi nerd doesn't mean they're any less invasive, and now they're "powered by AI" 🤮
we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email
#not me still laughing at the great RayBan tumblr virus of#2018#if i were a business and encouraging my employees to use AI i'd get the program in place then fire those people and hire the kids#hire the kids that just graduated. only hire those that already have experience with letting AI think for them. pay them in circus peanuts.#why pay a CEO $3M/yr when the computer program can do his job in a fraction of the time#anyway#technology#all the -isms
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Arcane is happening oh boy oh boy
#im not ok actually#Somewhere along the line i ran out of hyperboles to express how im feeling#so now im forced to post increasingly odd reaction memes#and hope it gets the point across#anyway#jayvik#arcane#arcane season 2#jayce talis#viktor arcane#wip#sketch#work in progress
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lmao being autistic is fun cuz u will hear someone say "i want them to step on me" and so you think to yourself "ah, a metaphor, i know what those are" but then u repeat it jokingly and learn it isn't a metaphor, some people do just wanna be stepped on, and u realize u will never be sure what's real and what's metaphor ever again
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Grab your emotional support boyfriend best friend when you need to vent!
#dandadan#momokarun#okamomo#momo ayase#okarun#ken takakura#i strugged with this piece tbh theres a completely diff version of it i may post someday#anyway#she hold he
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Arcane spoilers
Yeah no yeah I am definitely breathing in a totally rhythmic and healthy manner and not losing my absolute MIND over this right here
#WHAT ARE THE PRODUCERS THINKING#Like do you want me to stop breathing? Like be fr? Do you want that?#Feels like they do.#God I love this show so fucking MUCH#UGHHH#GOD#God? Are you there?#No#Not you Viktor#Anyway#Arcane#Arcane s2#Arcane season two#arcane spoilers#vi arcane#arcane viktor#ekko arcane#sevika arcane#Arcane jayce#Arcane jayvik#Jayvik#Jayce Talis#Viktor#jinx#jinx arcane#arcane jinx#Vander#Arcane vander#Vander arcane#Silco
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Happy 1 year anniversary to my blog yoo-hoo ! 👍
Here's my first post here of these two lovely skellies . For comparison?
#ah yes sonic the hedgehog and knuckles the echidna my favourite- oh oops this is swap sans and fell sans my bad they're completely different#anyway#I'd like to BELIEVE I've improved quite a bit since I got here#maybe#utmv#undertale#sans#undertale au#sans au#underswap#underfell#swap!sans#swap sans#fell!sans#fell sans#blue sans#because usually sans isn't blue ofc#red sans#because he is. red#my art#art#one year anniversary
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