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it sounds how I'd imagine book Quasimodo would play percussion

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:: the simple joys of Summer ::

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stop what you’re doing and watch this

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Today the sky looked like straight from a van gogh painting

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I've found out about emoji kitchen and everyone will suffer as a result!

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there's a really funny 3d printing controversy going on btw.

if you don't know, there's a very popular 3d printing model out there called "benchy". this is used for benchmarking your 3d printer because it's a difficult print and will help test it out.

this is so widely used that people make their own little versions of it, remixing the 3d model to make benchy look cooler and stuff. however, a new company owns the benchy license. they are sending copyright takedowns to all those who wrongfully uploaded the benchy model.

of course, this is pissing off the 3d printing community greatly. everyone loved benchy and have used it for years. so someone on reddit decided to make a new model that is designed as a 3d printing stress test. one that works a lot like benchy, and people are freely able to edit it as they please. you know what they called it?

boaty.

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Art by Jean Michel Coriou.

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cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

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THAT'S THE BLORBO FROM MY SHOWS

I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.

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You will patch up all the holes in 2025.

(this isn’t a post about knitting)

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Anti capitalist Animal Crossing

I want an animal crossing-esque game but without all the weird capitalist stuff like the mortgage and turnip stock market lol

I want an anarchist cute animal village, with a tool library and libraries of many other types, communal food forest, maker and learning spaces

I want them to have solar panels, wind turbines and also more easy low tech pedal powered things

I want more punk type animals like, rats, racoons, possums, crows, vultures, coyotes and weasels

I wanna do little favours and errands for them, like fix a broken chair, mend their clothes, look after their cub while they're out on an errand, bake them a birthday cake and such

I want to have communal meals and parties with them

It would be so much fun and would really help people imagine a better world

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I was walking out of court yesterday and the deputy working the security desk goes 'stay safe out there!" And I go, yeah the sidewalks are pretty slippery. He responds, "hey, do you carry?' and I said no, because we're very much not allowed to bring guns to court. And he goes, "You want some mace? or a knife? we got extras"

so now I have some random mace and a knife.

Just in case.

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Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.

My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?

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Seahorses gay and slutty as fuck

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introducing my four year old niece to the concept of "moral dilemmas" by telling her that i'm a monster that eats children and that i know it's wrong but i'm so so so hungry and everything else tastes yucky. i've tried all the human food in the world and it all tastes so yucky i can't even eat it. i can only eat children and i'm so hungry