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misasimagines · 4 days
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I'll post the Hotarubi ghouls booty call texts tomorrow (they aren't as overly Comical as like. obscuary and Sinostra sorry those houses are just full of clowns, Hotarubi has Charmers) and then I'm at a loss for what next to write.... Rambling under the cut!
I have some Basic concepts for potential fics:
More Bath Time related ones, specifically one with Romeo (But I Have No Clue how to write for this guy and his abbreviations. + The idea veers smutty and I am not Experienced in smut writing) and a very basic concept for a Taiga one (blood related. Of course). Some basic thoughts for Jin and Leo as well but none of these are very detailed in my brain rn.
? Not a smut writer but I have some ideas. One for Ren and one for Rui (yes even with the curse) but. The idea of posting a full smut fic....my god how nerve-wracking. I want to do more Jiro 🥴 but we have to consider his health or rather lack of health. How are we supposed to bounce on it if you risk pulling his stitches and disemboweling him? much to consider.
The skin picking reader request I need to set some time aside to research....but will probably do HCS more than a fic for this? I have some thoughts but I don't want to do anything so derivative or insensitive.
I want to do some Haunted House visits for Halloween 🥰 but I will save those since I think the next game chapter might give us some information on this canonically. I know Jiro is a very clear option for this and it would be funny.
That's all I have rn 😭 and nothing is very developed. It was easier to write these kinds of things before I was employed....
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meoskyan · 10 months
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acephobia is so stupid to the point it's comical
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tothechaos · 1 year
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white knuckle gripping it through a silly little oil painting of kermit the frog because i feel disconnected from my body and am desperately trying to not go get another tattoo to solve it
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hailsatanacab · 11 months
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A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc
"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."
"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.
"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.
"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"
"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.
"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."
"This is where I live."
"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"
"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"
"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."
"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."
"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."
"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"
"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"
"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"
"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"
"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"
"Please, call me Bruce."
"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."
Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.
"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."
#dpxdc#batpham#i forget - can we tag the parent fandoms? w/e#immediately alfred's like: while i do appreciate your initiative may i suggest it wait until after dinner?#and danny - who has barely eaten proper homecooked food ever - takes one bite and then absolutely wolfs down the whole lot#after he's finished he's like 'bear with - I've got to add that to the 'Reasons I Would Like to Live Here' section'#danny's powerpoint has tailored sections for each batfam member with lists of reasons why they'd get along#my au thoughts on this is that the fentons disowned danny when he told them he was phantom#and that this is after the ultimate enemy - wherein which he allied himself with the JL to fight against dan#(which didnt really work at all - BUT he knows some of their identities now INCLUDING batman's)#so one of the main reasons why he'd be a great fit is that he knows their vigilante status anyway so they don’t need to worry about secrets#dick just turns to tim like 'he’s your friend. he learnt this from you.'#tim: 'i didn't tell him our identities!! i would never!!'#dick: 'no i know that. it's the stalker tendancies. it's baby tim all over again'#tim: scandalised gasp#they all eat dinner in silence just super subdued and in shock and sending glances to bruce and danny#duke like: 'so i know I'm the last one in the family but like... this isn't how it normally happens right? did any of you make powerpoints?#tim gets all shifty because he absolutely did make a powerpoint he just never actually showed it to anyone#everyone stares at tim because they all know. it was in one of bab's blackmail files she has on him#damian's slide has danny offering to throw down at any time. 'tim says you like to prove yourself with your skills?#how about a real challenge? if i beat you then you have to vote yes to adopting me!'#damian is in two minds about accepting because... 1) look at him damian could take danny in his sleep! but#2) on the off chance that he does win... damian does not want any more brothers#(he takes the bet and its a suprisingly fun fight - and while he'll never say this... he would vote yes even without the wager)#on one of danny's slides there's a picture of ellie: you'll also get my clone sister! two children for the price of one!!#uhhh.... thats it now - I've been having fun with this haha#spent all day with the 'ive lured you here under false pretences' 'danny i live here' line in my head haha#anyway enjoy!!!!!! this was fun#i wanna make these slides so bad
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queermasculine · 2 months
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i love gay movies but in order to watch them you have to look at so many white people
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leafbreez · 9 months
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Tired 1 - 2
These two live rent free in my mind, anyways i think after some time in the... time room Scarab would be allowed to regain his fisical form, at least temporarily.
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Alright since all of us Ben fans are still recovering from our lamentable defeat, and I thought this might be funny, I would like to humbly suggest to you all some of my own means of dealing which are working thus far, as well as a couple other things that have come to mind 🙂‍↕️
SELF-CARE FOR THE BENJI TALLMADGE TRUTHERS:
- Light a candle. Just do it. :))
- Unplug! Unwind! As @culperscomet suggested here, reconnect with nature!! (Though I am not advocating for the full-on “lay down and let the earth reclaim you” approach here 🤠)
- Do some Ben-inspired moodboards & collaging
- Draw a warm bath Mary Woodhull style, but just relax in lieu of shooting anybody in the ear
- Similarly, should you find yourself near a body of water, visit it, look at it, enjoy the wAvEs, though I doubt any of your respective bodies of water look as blue as Ben’s eyes, do they?
- TREAT 🤪 YOURSELF 🤪 ( interpret that however you want)
- Bask in Seth pictures… they can improve everything
- Which leads me to my next point, actually rewatch some Turn to properly appreciate his beauty some more, if you require any suggestions the first episode that comes to me is S1E2 (Who By Fire), in which Ben is absolutely gorgeous; although he’s having dinner with Simcoe who looks like a feral poodle at the time, even on my first watch of the show that scene had me losing it because god. I wanna be under that table. Don’t you? Ben is delicious.
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To some of my fellow Ben fans who I have briefly discussed this with: @honorhearted @culperscomet @cacaobeans
We will cope. We are coping. ☺️
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hello guys <33 putting this under the cut bc i dont want to bother anyone and i would normally ask my mum but shes out of the country rn so :) here we are. i rlly hope this is a normal thing to ask maybe tmi warning......but. i think there's something wrong w me i think i'm getting my period soon but i genuinely have not been able to like. stop crying 💀💀 over the last two days like its every few minutes and i'm feeling so randomly sad and insanely insecure too like i keep. convincing myself that everybody thinks i'm rlly annoying etc idk whattt is going on. in my head but i was wondering if this happens to anyone else and if so how do i fix it ... okay thank you xx
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toucandrawz · 1 month
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I totally forgot I drew these while I was trying to figure out Nik and Price‘s poses for a retirement AU drawing (this time with my sona!! Who’s their son in it!! And the whole reason it’s set in Canada,,,) but the internet needs to see it, but only tumblr I’m too lazy to go everywhere else
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isfjmel-phleg · 8 months
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*it cut off my last tags which were: I don't know what I can do about this but in the meantime it's a struggle
#random personal stuff#back on my soapbox feel free to ignore#okay so I have been struggling a bit in the Sunday school class that I am being taken to#which is not surprising because I have been struggling socially in this church for the past year#it's a women's class taught by the pastor's wife but not all the women in the church are in it#most of them are middle-aged/elderly#what we're learning is perfectly fine#I appreciate that they're going through an epistle and not lecturing us on How To Be Good Wives and Mothers#but the other women will chime in with their thoughts in between discussions of doctrine#and it will be things like empty little slogans#(such as 'Choose joy!' or 'GodisgoodallthetimeandallthetimeGodisgood')#(not that there isn't any truth in those but they're used tritely)#or What The Lord Did For Me (or: My Life Is Perfectly Peachy)#or things that suggest their faith is all about never being upset by anything ever because you Have Peace#and I kind of wonder if this is a generational thing#because sometimes I'll call my mom with something that's troubling me#and she'll tell me things to the effect of 'just don't feel that way'#or 'ask the Lord to take it away'#which is kindly meant but ultimately ineffective in my experience#but anyway I'm sure these women mean what they say yet at the same time it just...feels insincere to me#as if as Christians we're just supposed to paste smiles on our faces and never have negative feelings#I'm not saying we should all come to class and dispense our personal dramas#but it feels like we're showing up and performing Niceness#and not allowing room for anything that isn't Easy Answers Positivity#and I sit there feeling like there's a huge invisible brick wall around me#and I'm sure that's a me problem#but...I don't know what I'm trying to articulate here sorry#I guess I don't know how to interact with these people because nothing seems real#and we can progress no further than the smallest of small talk because heaven forbid we let our real honest selves slosh over in public#and it's draining!
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stylishanachronism · 5 days
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In case anyone asks, yes I am very happily married, my husband is a great man who takes me out dancing every Friday night, and I left my ring in the break room after lunch because I did the dishes
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strawberrylemonwedge · 7 months
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Hiiiii it’s me again, i am once again asking for specific fic recs!!
Can anyone direct me to some fics that feature a good amount of Yushi Huang (rain master)??
I Love her but have only come across a couple fics that feature her as a very very minor character, which is fine but they are hard to find!!
So if you know of any that you liked where she is a major, minor, or even medium(?) character pls lemme know?
Tysm ily<3
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milkweedman · 1 year
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I am sorry you've been harrassed by terfs, but the way you are currently trying to weed them out seems a bit misguided. As in, the vast majority of terfs are in fact ok with big hairy CIS men. The so-called men they are actively hating are trans women/transfem people. So by acting like you proclaiming your love to big hairy dudes is the best terf-repellant you seem to be missing the point at best.
i'd love to actually respond to your concerns or whatever the hell it was that you were trying to convey with this ask, but it has almost no basis in reality so i literally cant.
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thats the one statement on how effective i think the banners are that has left my queue so far. which is: i hope it works but also have literally 2 other backup plans already in case it does not. i dont know why youre calling that "acting like [me] proclaiming [my] love to big hairy dudes is the best terf-repellant", because thats wildly off target from what i have actually said at any point. everything else youve said is also pretty much either dead wrong or ignorant, so im getting the feeling that you not reading has been a problem for a while.
(ive also not mentioned terfs this entire time--ive been talking about radfems and using the word radfems. they're not the same thing although there's large overlap. so like. thats strike two for zero reading comprehension, buddy. cause you are literally not talking about the group im talking about and youre also inventing whole new sentences that i didnt say.)
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ark1os · 6 months
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#i felt so good after talking to my therapist about the issue w my dad#and i didnt even come to any new conclusions or anything i just told her whats been on my mind what im struggling with and why im so afraid#to confront him and she validated me#which honestly was so new to me? like everytime italked about it it felt like people didnt see the seriousness and why im struggling so muc#with it#like Why are you so afraid of your dad. Why do you have such a hard time. Just do it . Just deal with it. girl i would if it was so easy#but she didnt react like this at all & she didnt ask anything that implied she might be thinking this way too. im v blessed alhamdulillah#she suggested to tell him that i want to wear the hijab through the phone for my own safety (which isnt an option personally but i#really appreciated the thought behind it)#and she also told me that i shouldnt do it if i dont feel ready yet to face him and its like. the first time ever someone told me this lol#she said i shouldnt put more weight on my shoulders because the situation will be a lot worse if i m not prepared#i do feel ready now though ive been dealing with this for months im just so so so scared. im so scared iwant to cry all the time#anyway. ive been sleeping much worse than usually and im waking up completely covered in sweat which is#so disgusting. i was worried that im sick or smth (cancer lol) but realised it started w ramadan!!! which is when i made up my mind when#i will talk to him#may Allah help me may Allah protect me#im about to cry again aaa
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kakusu-shipping · 10 months
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Guess who's finally trying to understand Self Ship Moodboards
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princeinsomniavoid · 4 months
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Ughhh thinking about my own head canons for Hearts Boxcars is so hard for no reason like, i dont wanna write him out of character but also rhhhhgnnnn dumb dumb idiot same with clubs deuce even though his character is literally just, silly little guy idk its 3 am i need to die
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