#anything-thats-rock-and-roll

[vyther16]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dead Boy Detectives (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Monty/Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne/Charles Rowland, Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne/Charles Rowland, Monty/Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne, Monty (Dead Boy Detectives)/Charles Rowland (DCU) Characters: Monty (Dead Boy Detectives), Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne, Charles Rowland (DCU) Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Light Bondage, Threesome - M/M/M, Risk Aware Consensual Kink Summary:

Charles keeps hold of Edwin, releasing his hand to hold his shoulder instead. Edwin pauses in his ministrations to Monty to offer Charles a kiss as well— this night is about Monty, but he will not neglect Charles either. How could he ever? Monty whines, a pleading thing, half-birdsong, half-desperation. Edwin presses a finger to his lips. “Hush now, Monty. You will be taken care of.”

(or, Edwin, Charles, and Monty, together post-everything).

This is my secret santa gift for Bird ( @anything-thats-rock-and-roll) for the DGD server secret santa exchange

[buoyantsaturn]

Dude I could talk about no love LITERALLY all day. It’s like you designed that Nico in a lab to perfectly hit all my buttons and make me go “YES!! I HAVE EXPERIENCED THIS” every other sentence. Super curious whether you’re a musician/have any background in the music industry with how true to reality a lot of it feels! Anywayyy I absolutely love love love that fic and you should get all the praise in the world for it <3

fun fact i actually sprained my finger playing bass too aggressively yesterday lmao. and i kept showing off one of my horribly cracked fingernails due to also too much aggressive strumming <3 but yeah when i was in high school (probably like freshly 16??) i recorded vocals for a song that some friends of mine wrote and it was all done in like. literally some guy's office like it wasn't even a recording booth of any kind. and we do listen back on that song sometimes and cringe <3 its BAD bad <3 but it DID give me a very basic knowledge of how music recording works <3

ALSO my minor in college was in voiceover so i actually do have a pretty good understanding of audio recording and editing in general, just not necessarily in a music mixing kind of way. every day i kick myself for not taking any music-related classes in college bc what if i could be no love nico rn.

while i do sing and play bass i actually have almost 0 actual understanding of music. i cannot read notes i cannot play be ear. i have to literally have the letters for the notes written out above the lyrics lmao. BUT i have been praised for my ability to play bass and sing at the same time by people who are actual professional musicians so that's pretty cool <3 most of the things i say that are music related in this fic are like. "ive heard people say this when explaining how to play the drums. boy i hope this makes sense!" i am also so so so obsessed with every band ive ever listened to and a i watch so many documentaries and behind the scenes youtube clips and stuff to learn everything i can about them so i think that helped too

but anyway. long story short. if anybody out there is in the music industry and needs a singer. please. please. please.

[skibasyndrome]

Favorite YR character? And is it the same as the character you most relate to?

Hiii, thanks so much for the ask! 💜

Oh my god I can't possibly choose between Simon and Wille 😭😭😭😭 They're just.... SimonandWille. That's my favorite character, sorry, would you tear them apart??? I could never.

As for relatability: I relate a lot to Wille because like... family with expectations that you keep not meeting, mommy issues, (possible) anxiety, being very impulsive as a teenager... I saw that first scene with him biting his nails and Kristina slapping his hand away and I was like 👀 I'm gonna be extremely not normal about this character

[hunter-sylvester]

20, 65, and 76 for the fanfic writer asks (also, any fic you want for 76)

20. Have you noticed any patterns in your fics? Words/expressions that appear a lot, themes, common settings, etc?

Christ yes and it makes me feel very annoying lol I mean Hunter always has anxiety, but that might as well be canon imo. Since I only have 5 fics posted, when I take some of my WIPs into consideration there are definitely running themes of SH, SA, trauma, abusive parenting, irresponsible alcohol & drug consumption etc. Then again those are also just kind-of common themes in fanfic in general? I think?

Like some stuff can be attributed to the fact I write from the perspective of the same character a lot. So I have a specific way of writing his POV and stories about him. But yeah.

65. Tell us about what you’re most looking forward to writing – in your current project, or a future project

I typically keep my WIPs pretty close to the chest until they're ready to post because of reasons. BUT in the project that I've been kind of working on lately I'm excited to try to tackle some scenes between Hunter & Emily. And some moments that capture a platonic friendship between then and how I picture that taking shape post-canon.

76 Did you have any ideas that didn’t make the final cut of [Fanfic Name]? 

Yeah, plenty. Mostly in Does it get better? as all my other projects are fairly short in comparison. I have bits and pieces of scenes written and half written that Hunter wasn't present for. So there wasn't really anywhere to put them, because I liked having only 1 chapter be from someone else's POV.

I might one day knit those together into a sortof "sister fic" but probably not like super soon. Partly because I'm still trying to deal with life as it just continues lifing lmao

Thank you for sending these ^-^ 🤘

From this list

[jonathanbiers]

For the DVD commentary thing:

Shit, Steve thinks again, wondering briefly if Argyle’s got someone feeding him fucking lines or something, if someone’s given him a manual that reads Steve’s Buttons and How to Push Them. Robin, probably. She would do something like that, and Steve makes a mental note to confront her about it, or to ask what he did to deserve such a callous act of revenge. But later, because it’s hardly important now as Argyle brings the joint to his lips once more, the end of it burning a bright orange-red. Steve’s not any more prepared this time, but he lets his mouth fall open again anyway, Argyle’s voice telling him he’s doing good ringing through his head as his breath fills his lungs.

I *love* your writing by the way!!!

send me a <500 word excerpt from one of my fics and i'll give you my thoughts and commentary!

from "from the tone of your voice,"

ahh! flustered steve, my beloved. even mid-bluescreen, he's got something to be a bitch about. really what's happening (and i already mentioned this in the last ask, but it's a recurring theme) is that argyle is really observant and is simply pressing the buttons he learned on his own. he's obviously doing it right though. in i think the next paragraph but maybe the next couple paragraphs, their lips touch and steve almost kisses him but argyle is actually holding him in place which is contradictory to the whole "bet you can't" they've got going on between them. that's on purpose and for the same reason argyle is acting the way he is in this paragraph; he is trying to "c'mon i know you want to" into getting steve to make out with him lmao

also a little bit of hair-pulling foreshadowing? maybe? who knows 🤭

[omegalomania]

on this, the 11th birthday of fall out boy's esteemed fifth studio album save rock and roll, i just want to remind everyone of the one thing that never fails to Get Me about it.

there was a lot of scorn and derision about the title when it first got promoted, and fob was well aware this would happen. critics and caustic news outlets collectively scoffed about it, save rock and roll. like this four-piece from chicago, this dorky pop band, is gonna save rock and roll?

of course they missed the point, which is in the very god damn title. it's not a declarative statement. it's not a pronouncement of how we, fall out boy, saved rock and roll. it is a call to action. it is an earnest request for you, the listener, to participate in this act alongside them. it is an expression of desire to inspire creation in turn.

that's the ethos they've carried at the forefront of every creative endeavor they've undertaken since returning from hiatus. certainly that element was present before then, but save rock and roll marked the moment where they very deliberately centered that squarely in their narrative.

because fall out boy doesn't just want to save rock and roll. they want you to save rock and roll with them.

[bealzebubs-blog]

I know I'm late to the whole miku around the world trend but have trad goth Brit miku.

[icewindandboringhorror]

sometimes looking at like Self Help Strategies lists for the symptoms I'm having is always just like:

thing that I already do

thing I have tried 10 times

thing I already do

thing that I don't have the money to do

thing I already do

thing I've been doing since I was 10yrs old to no avail

thing that is impossible given my situation

thing that doesn't apply to me

thing that I already do

thing I have already tried

hrmm, oh wait, maybe finally- OH, yeah.. okay. thing that I already do but it was just phrased slightly differently

thing I have already done

[ghostr0tz]

Don't feel bad about needing a break. Not dying is more important than any fandom.

We're just glad you're back.

Thank you, and that's true I've been trying to look at it that way, I've just missed being here

[katsu28]

6, 69, 71 for the asks?

6. describe your personality in three words

curious, impulsive, creative!

69. do you play an instrument?

i was a band kid in middle school so i played the clarinet. fun fact though, i never actually learned how to read sheet music. how i survived three years of band like that, i truly do not know!

71. tea or coffee?

i am a coffee girl through and through!! i usually go iced but i do love a good steaming cup of coffee in the mornings

unusual asks!

[arrowstringg]

once again going insane over homecoming

[kalashtars]

venting in the tags yippeee

[buoyantsaturn]

Ooohhh tell me about the 5 times they break up fic (pretty pretty plz)

hello!! this idea is so fresh i cannot even consider it halfbaked its like. i opened a recipe i do not even have all of the ingredients. ANYWAY <3

“You’ve really never broken up with someone,” Nico said, like he couldn’t work his head around it. “Fuck, Will, even I’ve broken up with somebody, and I’ve only ever dated, like, two people.”  Will shrugged again, at a loss for words. “Wow.” Nico leaned back on his own bench, crossing his arms over his chest and studying Will - almost sizing him up. “Break up with me,” he said suddenly.

BASICALLY. will is in a relationship that just kind of sucks and nico is his best friend who tries to help will break up with his boyfriend <3

THANK YOU FOR ASKING <3

[hunter-sylvester]

55, 69, 94, 95 for the unusual ask

Thank you so much for sending these!! I'm only getting to them now because I just fucking collapsed last night & then I did an ADHD and forgot about it 😬

55. what is your dream job?  Okay, boring answer, but I really don't know? I've had a few different ones over the years but I just don't fucking know anymore.

69: do you play an instrument? Yeah, I play electric guitar (badly but that's being worked on lmao) Have also dabbled with bass, acoustic guitar and piano/keyboard in the past.

94: favorite lyrics right now I weirdly struggled with this one. But I really dig these: God's face is hidden, turned away. He never has a word to say. - God Was Never On Your Side by Motörhead.

95: summer or winter?  Respectfully, fuck them both. Middle seasons are far more comfy to me. But I'll choose winter out of the two because being warm and sweaty sucks balls.

Sorry these took a minute, I still really appreciate you sending them my way 🤘

[jonathanbiers]

🦋🦈🎯💌 for the fanfic asks?

🦋 Which character is your favorite to write?

i have a lot of fun writing argyle! i think he's a character that is often seen and portrayed as very 2-dimensional. i like exploring the layers we're shown in the show and also going more into the hypothetical side of things with my own imagination. i only hope that he comes across as accurate when i write him!

🦈 Which character is the toughest to write?

i find jonathan to be kinda tricky. i find myself bored with the version of him that exists when i write him? i'm not bored by him as a character. i just don't think i'm good at doing him any justice, oops. rip to the stonathan wip that sounded great in my head but i just couldn't get jonny-boy's character right 😔

🎯 Do you have a writing milestone you’re working towards?

not particularly. i don't write with number goals in mind like x amount of words, x amount of kudos or subscribers or hits, done by x amount of time. sometimes for a particular project i'll have kind of a "soft goal" as far as word count goes, but not to the point that i'll go back and try to stretch it out if i fall short or anything. it's all vibes

💌 Is there a favorite trope you like to write?

YES, it's "the love is requited they're just both idiots"!!! i also really like writing mis-/lack of communication, idc if it's overdone. the pining potential there....chefs kiss

fanfic writer ask game!

[slashingdisneypasta]

Beetlejuice x AFAB!Reader || Drabble+Smut

Plot: You bet him he couldn't leave you alone (stop harassing you) for even one day, not realising that he would take winning s o seriously, but he's a stubborn old fuck so now its been weeks, and he still wont give in. And well... now you kinda miss him. Ironic, huh?

Warnings: Smut. Reader is DOWN BAD, FED UP AND WANTS THAT PERVERT DICK. A little daddy kink, panty stealing, creampie (WRAP IT BEFORE YA TAP IT. Especially with this guy 😅 We dunno what he has 😅), at points its even kinda f l u f f y?? I tried to connect with different facets of Beetlejuice 😅🤣 XD Unedited.

"Stay fucken still." That raspy voice sounding a hundred shades of pissed o f f creeping directly in your ear, as well as the boner you're sitting on, do absolutely the opposite to what he wants. They do not deescalate anything- in fact, you just feel even more turned on. Jesus christ, who knew it would only take 2 weeks no-contact for you to find him attractive.

But-- b o y, do you see it now.

Yeah he's mucky, but thats part of it?? The harsh mossy stubble and forearm hair (When he rolls up his sleeves), the deep greasy racoon bags around his dark beady eyes, the crazy hair that will not be tamed, everything. You know its kind of fucked up, but you have never wanted someone so bad. And if it weren't for that stupid bet 2 weeks ago-- you would have him! Goddamnit. You and your big mouth.

"Come on BJ," You urge softly, using the tip of your finger to guide his face towards you even as every muscle in his face fights to stay strong and remain stern- and most importantly, avoid looking at you. "Look at me." The ghost with the most hadn't looked at you since he accepted the bet, afraid of seeing you and immediately losing. Immediately being unable to keep his nasty eyes- hands- mouth, off of you.

He's been so strong. So boneheaded-ly strong.

Meanwhile you've been going crazy thinking about him stuffing you with his cock and then keeping your dirty underwear after.

Now sat atop his lap, face-forward, you intend to get him to look at you again and break his resolve. If it is the last thing you do tonight. Or for the week.

"I am lookin' at you." His face barely moves; the words coming out forced and humourless. No tone at all. But you can feel his cock painfully hard stretching the seam on his pants, and your underwear. Probably an embarrassing wet spot, too. "Whadaya mean."

You're so close he can surely feel your warm breath on his face. Giving his nose a cute little brush with your own, you feel his dick twitch in his black and white striped pants and a slow grin worms it way onto your lips. "No you're not... come on. Please, BJ?" With round eyes, you pout a little. "I miss you."

With that, he gives a frustrated and animated groan, and finally looks down from just past your head- to your eyes, causing a delighted smile to slip across your face. "Come on now baby- thats not fair at all. Come on."

You throw your arms around his neck as a familiarly slimy, hot, sex-crazed grin spreads across his grimy mouth. That wild look that apparently you love appearing in his eyes again, looking down at you- all over. Licking over your pretty willing body with just a look. "You didn't give me a choice!!"

"Hey, hey, hey- you bet me, sugar- "

"Hey. You gonna take your chance and fuck me, or not?"

He shrugs. "Well when you're right, you're right." Then he kisses you open-mouthed and all-tongue and just how you imagined he would kiss, and swallows any giggle you were going to give. Along with all your thoughts.

~

Neither of you can bring yourselves to perform any foreplay- even though you want to. Want to enjoy this; grind in his lap a while longer, feel his tongue in your cunt, tease him with your lips warm and tongue damp over the top of his pants- But you're more then wet enough already, the fabric of your underwear sticks to your pussy lips, and his obviously rock-hard boner fights to tear a hole in its confines. You'll have time for all that fun stuff later, anyway.

You barely have time to properly taste each other's tongues for the first time before his greedy fingers are digging under your skirt, underneath your underwear, and slipping easily right into you. Too easily, shit. He gives a filthy groan, getting 3 of his fingers good and drenched in your slick; feeling your pretty cunt squeeze 'em. "Fuck, honey, I think this is the best pussy I ever had."

Breathless, you give a giggle; forehead pressed into his shoulder at just the feeling of his fingers invading you; hips juttering slightly into is hand. "You haven't even had me yet."

"Lets fix that, then, shall we? Now."

Your fingers go down to the button on his pants and eagerly, with deft fingers, undo it. He's not wearing underpants, predictably, so you just have to reach in and carefully finagle his fat cock free. Then you swipe a finger over the insanely leaky tip for fun and watch his head fall back against the wall, listening to the wildly horny, gutteral groan come out of him at the feeling.

He clicks his fingers and your underwear disappears. You see it reappear in his hand a last time, just before he shoves it in his jacket pocket; flashing you a cheesy grin. "Souvenir."

When finally, finally you sink down on his gross cock you both let out sighs of utter satisfaction. 2 weeks was a hell of an edge.

You're almost happy to just sit there with him stretching you open, milking him with your pussy, but when he shifts his hips, just getting more comfortable and laying his hands on your hips, the movement sparks a change of mind. "BJ... " You wrap your legs more securely around him, around the back of the chair he's sat in, and lift your hands to grip the lapels on his jacket. Your eyes meet his very dark, lusty ones. Just watching you; a little scary and a little smug and a little pussy drunk. "... fuck me."

"P l e a s e?"

"Please, daddy."

His eyes roll into the back of his head and dramatically huffs, making you giggle. "Oh fuck, baby, you really know howta murder a guy." With all his strength, he pulls himself back together; straightening up again. "Alright, alright- hold on, daddy's gonna take you on a ride."

You open your mouth to respond, but before you can even make noise, you blink and you're in another position entirely. Off the chair now, you find yourself pressed against a nearby wall, your legs still wrapped around him and his cock still throbbing inside you.

While you're feeling dizzy from teleporting, Beetlejuice pulls almost all the way out of your messy cunt and thrusts all the way back in- hard. He does it again. Then the pace picks up and he's pounding you into the wall at an inhuman pace that has you hiding your face in his shoulder again and knotting your fingers tight in his greasy hair.

Your orgasm builds up at a record pace, due to all the build up. It would be embarrassing, if he wasn't fighting not to paint your insides already himself. "I gotta- I gotta be honest, sweetie, I- I don't think daddy's gonna last long in this cat. Not this time. The way you're suckin me in- Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck. Pullin' my hair- Damn, shit, Fuck!- " Finally, BJ mashes his groin against yours and holds himself there; cumming hard inside you.

That causes your orgasm, rolling your hips against him and riding it out, making him shudder out a sigh. A vulgar dopey grin flickers across his jawline and black teeth.

... After a few minutes of heavy breathing- you catching your breath, and him just 'livin in it', enjoying the feel of breather meat for a while longer, you finally pull yourself together and raise your head carefully off his chest. "Um... " Suddenly you feel awkward. But not uncomfortable. You give a small, tired smile. "I don't know what to say?"

"... " He ducks down and presses his forehead to yours, and you're fooled for just a moment that this might be a sweet moment. "Uh. How about 'you win the bet, handsome?'."

Quickly you swat him, laughing. "Oh- Never!"