#anyman

[splooosh]

“DeMultiverse”

Spellbound Comics

[painesque]

MURDERFAG.

        mur·dr·fag.

  A term for a MLM whose aesthetic may connect to the visuals of murder—such as blood, bones, and meat—or the act itself. A bit incidentally connected to Creepypasta aesthetics of the 2010s and "cringe" culture, as well as the reclamation of slurs.

  This gender is made for my personal use, but any user may use it. Keep in mind, I do not like endogenic system using my terms, and will block you as I see fit.

[thecordelialetters]

The one where he over hears you I Five x reader

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Short five x reader fluff ( non descriptive ) where he overhears you and Klaus talking about him.

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You had met Klaus in a night of drinking gone wrong. After working your menial 9-5 having your boss yell at you in front of your coworkers then having a stressful presentation, there was nothing else you needed more than to drink the day away. There you met Klaus, he was funny and charming. The two of you got sucked into a drinking competition due to his comment "You look like a lightweight." The rest of the night was a blur between you dancing on tables and hopping from bar to bar. It was only after you both woke up the next day in the park looking like zombies you decided that fun night was meant to be.

A few months later you became really good friends and hung out often. After finding out about his drug habit and Dave, you two decided that distracting him with fun times would be a better solution than cold turkey. It became routine for you to go to the Hargreeves estate after work with a sweet treat, maybe cookies, ice cream, or a movie night. Some nights Klaus would even go to your place just needing a safe space. He said your apartment felt like what a real home should be like.

You don't know when this happened, maybe slowly, or maybe one day you just noticed something. But Five, Klaus's older younger brother was...hot. You knew about Five's little... situation and honestly, it was the best of both worlds. You liked older men who could take care of you and he was easy on the eyes. He was taller than you and had green eyes that bore into you when he talked. His voice could be soft and smooth almost a whisper in your ear. Other times it was an insult thrown at his sibling or a sly comment that you could feel lit a fire in your gut.

This would be a thing you kept to yourself though, not like Five would notice you.

He did notice you. The minute you walked through the academy doors with Klaus slinging off your arm, laughter ringing through his ear. You were pretty. Your smile caught his eye first. Sure the eyes are the windows to the soul but the smile is the mirror of the heart. He didn't know why you would spend all your time with Klaus but he noticed a lack in his brother's desire to be high. Not wanting to entertain whatever fantasy his time travel fried brain might cook up, Five avoided you at all costs. At the academy, you would only then catch glimpses of him, a flash of blue, or a blurred jacket swiftly moving by. You were just too good for him, and you deserve a normal man who could give you a normal life without all the baggage.

It wasn’t until that afternoon where you and Klaus were lying in the foyer trying to find what movie to watch when he turned to you and asked “So what do you like about ole Fivey anyways?”

You snapped your head so fast towards him. “What gave you the impression that I liked him?”

Klaus flipped to his stomach, kicked his feet in the air, and with a sly look replied “Oh come on I see the way you look at him when you think no one is looking. I’m your best friend just tell me.” He pouted in your direction, the kind of pout that said "I'm not going to give up on this."

Five was about to retreat to his room after grabbing coffee from the kitchen when he overheard you and Klaus.

“Uh, he’s hot, smart, a bit cocky and arrogant but in a sexy way. I don’t know Klaus what do you want me to say?” Um, who the fuck were you talking about. You never mentioned another man before or posted anything on your social media ( not like he was checking). Anyman definitely wouldn't like your friendship with Klaus.

“Doesn’t help I love an older man. They always have a mature take-charge mentality. It turns me on." Klaus gave you a sly look that said "Oh ! Naughty" but you continued,

"Anyways, I see the way Five cares for you guys in his own way. He loves you more than he lets on. Family men are also attractive, it shows the way they'll treat you.”

A bit embarrassed that he was angry at the guy, the guy being himself, Five chuckled to himself. You were so confident and beautiful yet, thought that much of someone like him? Mentally old enough to be your dad? He did feel an ego boost when you called him hot.

Five felt like if he stayed any longer you would be able to hear his heart pounding and call him out for eavesdropping. He turned to blink into his bedroom opening up his laptop that Viktor so kindly helped him figure out how to use. Fingers typed into the search bar closest flower shop near me and Italian fine dining. ( disclaimed : I didn't reread/ edit year I probably will tomorrow morning, i just wanted to get this out)

[cowpokelover]

Some lil Butchverine thought

Tw: Thigh riding, forced drinking? Slight perv Logan, a little angst. And ofc mean butchverine

Note: here's my first something ig don't really know terms well might write some angst for butchverine later abt the nightmare hc then maybe something about rogue

Thinking about Butch Logyn who loves to show you off on her arm when you go out to bars or just for a date

She loves when you wear tight pants or short skirts her hand always finding it's way on the small of your back or right under your butt

She definitely has no embarrassment about telling a guy off if he keeps advancing on you or telling him how much of a better job she does then anyman could

Thinking of how when she's drinking she convinces you to take a sip of her hard whiskey just to see your face scrunch up in disgust at the taste so she can tease you for it

Logyn who after a bad nightmares sneaks into your room as quiet as she can crawling into your bed to hold you in her arms wanting to remember the feeling because she knows she outlive you eventually

Logyn who wakes you up with soft neck kisses in the morning asking you softly for your famous dippy eggs for breakfast

Logyn who loves to sit in the lazyboy in her room smoking her cigars while she watches you ride her leg begging for her to touch you

Mean logyn who teases you for your sloppy rhythm how you can never keep a good pace going her hand reaching out gathering a fist full of your hair only to pull you in for a kiss the taste of whiskey smoke on her tongue.

Eventually she has her hands digging into your thighs as her face is dipped down between your country greedily licking until she hears you begging her to stop teasing

But this her time and she's hungry. Hours are spent between your legs until her hunger is satisfied and there is bruises on your thighs from her holding them too tightly

She only stops when your a babbling mess looking at the marks with a frown rubbing gentle circles into your thighs to ease any pain.

By the time your asleep she's laying on your pillows holding you up to her body soft circles rubbing into your back.

Logyns hand laid on your hip as the other rested on the chairs arm a neck of a whiskey bottle tightly balled up in her hand. Now she couldn't get drunk because of her healing factor but she sure was ten times more teasing an unfair when she did drink. Her eyes was focused on clothed pussy rubbing against her jeans a visible wet spot forming. Logyn tsked at her a smirk on her face as she swapped her cigar out for a sip of her whiskey. "Always making such a mess. You don't have any shame do ya sweetheart?" she hummed as you gave her a glare her hand on your hip trailed gently up your side rounding your neck to tangle her fist in your pretty hair. Pulling your head up before pulling you into a searing kiss smoking from her cigar filling your lungs before she put it out on her stomach below her flannel shirt where you bunched it up while riding her thigh. She groaned in satisfaction lightly biting your lip until the pain stopped. She put the cigar in the ashtray her hands traveled back down holding you under the thighs as she stood up carrying you to the bed. "I think all this drinkin's got me hungry."

[moms-love-m3]

Bout to take a shower, care to join? Or ill bend you over the sink and take your cunt forcefully, fist full of hair so you can see how sexy you look asbi slip inside your already wet cunt. I'm making watch as I fuck you, midway through i pull out and grab my phone put the video on and begin recording as I slap your ass and tease you a bit. "Tell me when you want this cock beautiful" as you moan from me fingering your cunt and ass together. I hear a faint please muffled by the moans, stopping "please what babygirl " the words to make anyman hard and ready. "Please daddy i need your cock now" ok handing you the phone to record. "Make sure you get a good video! Daddy's gonna show the guys what a perfect fucktoy you are! After I cum deep inside you, I spin you around passionately kiss you. Now let's shower, and after watch our movie. Can't wait to show the guys. Tomorrow is poker night and I need you in your sexiest lingerie. After the guys see this and I tell them, a perfect little cumslut like you needs to be shared. I know that Tomorrow will be a good day for you. Can't wait to see you being stuffed with cocks, let me call Brandon and he'll bring some blue chew, daddy needs to see you so sore you can't walk. Sound good beautiful?

[haveyoulistenedtothisalbum-poll]

Tracklist:

FORBES LIST • FREAKOUT • I MIGHT DIE • IPOD_SHUFFLE_MIX_2009 • RIP KEVIN • TENCHI MUYO • I NEED IT • NIGHTMARE • BNE • PEAKING • ANYMAN

Spotify ♪ Bandcamp ♪ YouTube

[saphirafoxgirlspost1]

(Open Rp) Valentines Day Story in "Wishs Upon a Dragon ball"

In the Beginning of time, Many Many Of Universes was Created by the Lovely Celestial Goddess Name Uni Known as "The Mother Universe". Uni was Loved by All the gods..including the God of Saiyan himself Name "Yamoshi", He and Uni is a Lovers of all the universes…Until.. Moro The God of Corruption, Hunger, and Majin who was Obsessed with Uni's beauty and grace, he wanted her for himself..but He is Wicked Jealous of Yamoshi and wanted to Destroy him with his corrupted Poison…But When he try that..Uni Stopped him..as his poison Hits uni by The Heart..she was in pain..but angered..She punished Moro For eating the planets and Harming the goddess..She trapped Moro inside of the Enchanted tree and saved the universe..but..she was Dying..She wanted to find a new uni quick..until..her friends, Shenron and Inari decided to help her..and inari the kitsune goddess..told uni that she found someone who will take her place..She shows Uni the New Born Half kitsune and half Human Princess of Sakutopia..Name "Saphira lorraina Fox", Uni Couldn't help but smiling, She believed that She'll be blessed..so..She, Inari and Shenron Decided to Blessed saphira with their Gifts…Shenron Gave Saphira Half Of His Powers so she can be Powerful and strong, Then Inari Give Saphira an Immortality and beauty so that way..anyman will love her..she'll never grow old or die..and last..Uni..She began to give her everything Including the companions and guardians..and told her family..that She will be taking her place and Have a reverse harem..as the new Uni..when she died..and began to went into Saphira's body…Saphira's hair, ears and tail became white as snow…and then change back to brown and blue…as For Yamoshi, He decided to tell The Saiyans the Prophecy That The new uni Will come to their planet and saved them from the hands of the Changling (which is frieza's race) and the 3 Champion will become the lovers of The New uni…The Savior, the prince, And the legend himself..Then..As time passed, Saphira grew Up beautifully Like an angel…Until one day Saphira saw the old Saiyan pod as she cautiously approach it and then It opens slowly and She looked inside and there's nothing there…but Suddenly..when she got inside..it close quickly and began to power on..and began to launch from the planet earth…Saphira was screaming bloody murder while holding on to her dear life..until..heading to the Wormhole..She close her eyes..she went back in time..and Landed on the Planet Kanassa..then the pod Opens as she comes out and began to look around after it opens and said," ok…where am i? umm…" She began to looked around..and then head into the city..but all she sees is the creatures that look like when it came out from the movie "the creature from the black lagoon"..and then suddenly..She Looked at the building as she began to transmission herself and looked around and said* yessh..that i Ughh…I mean ughhh! "She sniffles as she was about to sneeze and she did," aaachooO!! what the? gasp I- ahhh! " She turns and raspberry sneeze on the great ape which is she didn't know. She opens her eyes and saw the great ape looking straight at her and she said With a sheepish tone," Excuse me pardon me." Then the great ape roars at her face and saphira Jumped and scream when she flies off fearfully..and she turns and saw about 4 oozarus..then Saphira runs like hell..and try to advoid them..and then..one of them said..

[2demondogs]

Could you write Hosea x gender neutral reader headcanons about different cons they run together/how they are when they do cons together? One of my favorite cutscenes is when Hosea and Arthur go to the Rhodes saloon to give away the moonshine. His planning and the backstory he comes up with is just so ridiculous and I love it. (I love him…)

So bold of you to assume I have a lick of creativity in my bones, nonnie... /lh. Based on some common cons from the 1890s. RIP Hosea you would've loved shitcoins and Ponzi schemes </3

GIF made from a clip by SatinePlays on TT/YT!

Hosea has a backlog of personalities for cons, though he doesn't ever say that outright. Every now and again, he'll spin some new yarn for one or two when life is slow around camp. Eric Anyman wouldn't be caught dead robbing a store, far too shy, more of a long-con man; meanwhile, that's the ever-impulsive Henry Whoever's specialty. He may or may not pull a lot of his names and inspiration from crime novels (hence the pulp-iness), and mostly sticks to unique surnames to keep it all straight in his head.

Most of his part on planning is selling it. If you want to figure out all of the details, go right ahead. Actually... he might offload the finer things onto you either way. Even if there's bumps or gaps in the plan, he's confident the two of you can smooth it over with charisma. Perhaps a little too confident. And anyways, he finds it thrilling to be put on the spot— some of his best ideas have come to him that way.

He's a fan of more thoughtful schemes, nowadays. Snake oil, a fictitious silver mine or two or three. Hell, he got a real kick out of watching you sell a bogus patent the two of you roped in Arthur for. Not much of a technical artist, that one, but it was good enough to scrape two-hundred dollars out of one town. If they're man-power orientated, the takeaway has to be worth it. Damsel in distress and stagecoach robbing were fun games in his youth, and he'll play along still, but the taking was usually small.

A favorite of you two — mostly because it targets the wealthy businessmen — is selling fake stocks. Camping just out of town for a few days, going 'round to the shops with a few too many patrons or that leave bad tastes in your mouths, and making away with hundreds of dollars over the eighteen nineties version of a shitcoin is always extremely satisfying. Hosea tends to have a good instinct for when it's time to skip town, which may or may not have magically developed after the Kettering incident with Dutch. They're not quite as successful as they used to be given the stocks crash, but he insists if you keep playing them right, the two of you will make out big one time.

One of the most disastrous scams you ran was borne of utter boredom, holed up in the same camp for too long. It was foolish to worm your way into the political underground to begin with, but Hosea tends to get over-zealous when he's cooped up too long and you were simply excited for the bragging rights of conning other conmen. It didn't take very long to happen across someone who had already submitted their bribes for that feller to win the run for sheriff, and he didn't take too kindly to two people with out-of-state accents asking for a second. Needless to say, getting mobsters on your tails got camp to change the scenery!

[primoresplendens]

Fellas I'm post an m!Lord appreciation post for once

(disjointed tl gasps)

Nah b e cause. Look at how much of that generic-kun he is, that you've seen in so many generic anyman dude fantasies

Whereas f!Lord... at least she has some individual flair in her default looks I feel. Sometimes a sassily worn hair clip makes all the statements(for real.

And as anyone who has seen our Lord is able to vouch(^^)... Lord is anything but a weak wish-fulfillment character. They are not even a reader insert, they are a free-standing pillar of a character in their own full right, making impacts and impressions establishing them as a presence to be reckoned with in the story... With m!Lord, it just has that extra impact with his unassuming default design, that this man has such a colorful (and lovable) character that belies.

Not that they ever let that stop them from being the big loser from time to time. A different breed of loser if I may---

#LordAppreciationSquad #AvillonHonoraryKnights #LordProtectors #lil_guygirl_must_protecc

[gorjee-art]

Tagged by: @runningwithscizzorz!

🧠 GET TO KNOW ME GAME 🧠

Rules: answer + tag six people you want to know better!

Favorite color: Pink and Purple, I can't choose between the two so I say it's both!

Last song: BUTCHER VANITY / Yi Xi 🫀🍽️ and ANYMAN

Currently reading: I am not a huge reader, but I am a huge listener! Just finished listening to "Stolen Tongues". 👅

Currently watching: I wanted to binge-watch Columbo again. (That man is silly and that show makes me sleep SO well.)

Currently craving: Something thick...Curry or Broccoli Cheddar soup...and waiting for the stormy weather, the sun's been murdering me. 🥘 🌧️

Coffee or Tea: Leaf water forever, coffee's just not my thing... 🍵

Tagging: @magnuficentwo @stages-of-mania @suenden-hund @moon-wolfie @nu-fshn-iris @myballsitchaurghouchie @catboy-teeth @teashle

[karmaalwayswins]

Writing Prompts: March 23, 2025

"Who?" / "I don't want to answer that question."

The diaries of twin brothers.

John Doe Anyman.

Society's most dangerous lottery.

"She got lost in the subway station."

Dried peaches.

Skepticism.

"There's no benefit to oversharing."

The outlaw with a smiley face tongue piercing.

"Look happy. You're on camera."

Bonus Photo Prompt:

Photo Credit: karmaalwayswins

[painesque]

GOTHICSLAYLITA.

        gaa·thuhk·slay·lee·tuh.

  A gender related to being a gothic lolita and a murderer. It can be related to the act/imagining of murder or a fascination with death and its imagery, such as bones, corpses, and weapons. The gothic lolita part specifically references the aesthetic of gothic lolitas.

  This gender is made for my personal use, but any user may use it. Keep in mind, I do not like endogenic system using my terms, and will block you as I see fit.

[toomagazineperfection]

I was fire.

I was aloud. I was God. In me. I was.

Ishq hamsa. Love standa. I. Love.. Poets love. Love poems. Slath love. Inas love.

Sinas lodge. It's a great llove.

Loove. I was a girl asking for a man.

What is me, before a person?

It's a like a wind swaying I burn. I. Wans a love. And a God of love inspiration a made since k.

Scenic. I was a girl. And a poet was a girl. Light was ishwar. I shwa was is hq.

I. Was his. I was love. I was God. I was love. I was love. I wasove. I was love. I wss. Love.

Emotional love and the other and was love. I was theory and I was a night love. Mare girl

I was theory.

I was man. I was a man. I. Was anyman. O was love a greatest desire. My feet shrewd. I was ab aesthete playing eyes at my man. I. Was thumb of lover. I was love. I was poet. J was God. I was love I was love. I was mine. I was mone. Imine.

I was mine.

I. Was mine. I was love.

I was love to be. Lashq and ishq' girl. I was ishwar. I was love' ghar.

I was love. I was win. I wa we. T. I loved me. I was love. I was just love. I was him loge. I was love loot. Eye hers. I. Loot. God's cinema. I was his love was gi. Rl.

I wa man. I was sonic. I was a greater attire of love to be. I was a manifest of eye.

I was love. I was love. I was God and in peace I became a mann. O. Wa love a God of girl vampire drinking my blood satire?

It's made by mne. Me.

Such love, my love.

I. Love.

I.

Sunidhi' s eed.

It's perfect of pheone and a peony penny sunny. Suni.

Sunidhi

[tomscumdoll]

lowk got a fatass. tom don't know what he missing out on. anyman would be lucky to have me.

[jams-sims]

Valkyrae has to be one of the sweetest people with one of the most rancid parasocial fan. An it 1000% because she a women so let her interact with anyman. Fouls get so fucking weird- it suck finding out that the

Gta rp Chattercup maybe over with no satisfying ending. Because as soon as some twitch drama jumps off here comes weird as comment like "oh! When are you going to leak your dms with chatterbox." An if it makes two people umcomfortable they will drop it. Its my biggest gripe with roleplay becoming mainstream like this especially for GTA because people can't divorce the character from the player.

I'm manifesting Rae playing cups offline, no streaming it. Chatterbox can stream just to do an elaborate ending. So she can never play GTA again if that's what she truly wants. Her whole group has moved anyway, it just seems like a lot of people got some shit to say about a storyline a video game.

Heres how i would do it, if I was in Rae shoes to make it so this ending arc with the clown crazy. I would make it so a chatterbox is hallucinations we're becoming worse. So now there's no longer, flashing of memories but Ray is standing there with him but no one else can see her. Theres a lot of talking, and at the end she says shes not coming back. An deep down chatterbox knows shes not coming back.

She says, she keeping his mask so she can have a part of him forever.

One of the rings are gone, Chatterbox mask is gone, and he is left with a letter. Chatterbox must start a new with a new mask. Bam done, the most heart breaking ending with minimal stress.

[ask-emilz-de-philz]

*umahon sa lupa na parang uod* MAAM, SER, GENTLEMAN, WOMAN OR ANYMAN. Ako po ay isang obobs na hindi updated sa dapat updated, at gusto kolang malaman kung BL ba si Vince and Emil (Huminga ka kung BL). Salamat! No pressure po (mangangagat pag d moto sasagutin, labyu mrikrismas)

(( baka next year o next next year mo pa malalaman //pats ))