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[swiftviolets]

FOUR TO ONE: a mini set of posters

so after looking at the results of the poll i put up i decided to convert all the posters i made for my story into similish and turn them into cc. if you use them in your game feel free to tag me so i can see ♡

huge thank you to @blossomtrait for testing this out for me!

6 swatches BCG price: §421 (get it)

DL (SFS)

swatches below:

[imagry]

I know this say Voltron fanfic, but it''s just Klance. I got bored and I wanted to compile all of the Klance fanfic I am currently read and plan to read

[xxplastic-cubexx]

I yearn for wheelchair Charles in Marvel Rivals but also, I don't trust the general population to be normal about him using a wheelchair, Like I'd love it, but also dear god the amount of people I'd have to report for hate speech would triple overnight as soon as he got added

people will simply just have to deal with the fact charles is a wheelchair user like thats a THEM problem. give me grandpa in his chair im styling on everyone and making them mad twofold about it

[that-there-is-a-dragon]

Laundry tip for ADHD’ers

Idk if this is helpful for anyone else but I know that when I struggle to do laundry I’ll just grab like two pieces of clothes and be like: “yeah it’s just two things. I can put two things into the machine and turn it on. It’s only two, I can handle that.”

so then I go: “buuuut I might as well grab some other dirty clothes to go with iiiitttt since I’m already taking these two over.”

then badabing badaboom, I’ve deceived my little monke brain into doing laundry. And even if I don’t do the other clothes, at least I have a clean outfit for tomorrow which is more than before.

[poisonouspastels]

Prism

[batcave-dinosaur]

One fic I've thought about writing for the longest time has been generally about Bruce interacting with the bats in the Batcave. Maybe a couple years in, Bruce starts to think about how his presence in the cave might be disturbing the bat population and seeks advice from experts to fix that, possibly from Kirk Langstrom.

My man finds out about white-nose syndrome and is like Oh Fuck, I gotta quarantine these guys for their own safety so I don't disturb their hibernation over the winter. The rabies possibility is also a consideration. He researches the Milwaukee Protocol and makes note of it in his vast and growing list of contingencies. It may not be considered perfectly effective, but it's also the only way that anyone has ever survived symptomatic rabies. He'd rather it not get that far and notes down contact information for nearest places he can get himself and Alfred vaccinated.

The walls he builds (with doors in case there's ever a need for access) to give the bats a place to roost don't keep all of them out of the main cave space, though. He still finds some occasionally, squeaking and screeching in the stalactites. He makes sure to keep his vehicles and machinery within certain noise levels and pitches so as not to disturb them too much, especially in winter. When he's joined by little Dick Grayson and then others down the line, one of the first things he briefs them on when they first start venturing down into the cave (in the general safety rules presentation) is how to best respect the bats.

I also have this image in my head of Batman consensually kidnapping a willing chiropterologist (bat scientist) to bring to the cave in person (blind-folded and with no idea what route they took). Idk what for necessarily, I just think the image is funny. He goes to them as The Bat-Man and this researcher is feeling a lot of ways but mostly charmed by his autistic rizz and care for these animals. Especially the fact that of course he lives in a fucking cave. Of course he does.

[picnicbask3t]

been playing minecraft for 5 days straight

[sga-owns-my-soul]

me normally: god i fucking hate making playlists it's so fucking time consuming i hate this i'm having one playlist ever and i'll just queue songs up i'm not making more than one playlist

me this year for some fucking reason: okay so here's my gay john playlist and my ace john playlist and my rodney playlist and my mcshep playlist and my stargate playlist and my ar1 space roadtrip playlist and my fic ideas playlist and-

[cookinguptales]

Okay! The Patreon is officially live!

After carefully considering all the feedback you gave me, I tried to create tiers that would give everyone options that they would like.

(Fingers crossed? lmao)

Currently there are four paid tiers.

$2 gets you early access to chapters and limited writer commentary. (See: when I really want you all to know something.)

$5 gets you, in addition to that, further writer commentary and blog posts on historical/mythological/art/music influences.

$7 gets you, in addition to that, access to four short stories that will supplement the main story. (A flashback, two additional scenes from other POVs, and a sort-of epilogue.)

$10 gets you, in addition to that, free access to the ebook when it is released.

Important: As far as I can tell, I cannot retroactively apply that benefit to subscribers. So you need to be subscribed to that tier when the ebook comes out at the end in order to receive it.

If you really just want to subscribe to that tier for one month at the end, I totally get that! I'm just saying that if you just want to subscribe to that tier temporarily, make sure you do it after the ebook is out!

But also, the ebook will be available for separate purchase at the end of everything. So that option will also be available to those who'd prefer to do that.

There is also a free tier, which will largely just get major updates. Right now, one of those major updates is a cover reveal. I hope you like it! I spent forever dithering with those stars.

Anyway! I am planning to start serializing all this ASAP. At the very least, next week there will be a foreword with information about the myth and why I've decided to go my own way with certain details. Chapter 1 (and Chapter 2) will be live on either the 15th or the 22nd depending on how busy my birthday gets lmao.

(I'm planning a tarot night for next week, which is why I might delay the start of everything. I don't want to spam you all THAT much.)

The book is fully written, so there is no chance of it being unfinished. Once it starts, updates will be every Wednesday.

I think that's it! Thank you everyone!

[the-game-spirit]

I have been going so insane over the zelda timeline regarding totk like I am LOSING my mind

like. either 1. botw/totk is a completely new continuity. worst option. boring.

2. it is SO FAR in the future of the (probably downfall) timeline and there has been SO MUCH canon-typical time bullshit in between that the other two either bleed over OR the ever-funny hyrule warrior's convergence theory happens that it may as well be just a soft reboot and history is just. repeating endlessly. also kind of boring imho

OR 3. totk memories happen sometime after skyward sword. interesting. also a completely fucking insane idea.

it's a misconception that SS zelda and link founded hyrule! they almost certainly didn't!

did the zonai make the timeshift stuff in SS? the tower of the gods in WW? the ooccoo? a fascinating concept!

what about the triforce? who knows! i don't think minish cap has anything to do with it either and it does get sealed away at some point sooooo

but more importantly

is there a fucking dehydrated ganondorf sealed away underground for every single zelda game

most people would be like, 'no, of course not, thats so stupid how does oot ganondorf exist if totk ganondorf is in hand jail already' and 'ganondorf has a history of reincarnation/revival but that can't happen if he's still alive ya dingus' and normally I would agree! I did agree! I've been scratching my head trying to make this work since I started playing totk

except!!! except!!!!!! we have literally already seen this happen before!!!!

so. skyward sword.

skyward sword is a closed loop time travel story. I cannot stand when people try to shoehorn another timeline split in SS because no split happens. that's the point. that was hylia's plan. the first hero? before skyward sword link? hylia's chosen knight that defeated demise? that was always skyward sword link in the past. demise even confirms this in dialog. something something he's 'never seen a hylian stand up to him before.' idk the exact quote but it Very Much Implies demise has never encountered any incarnation of link before.

so. how do we kill the imprisoned (demise) in the future and then go back and kill demise again in the past in a closed loop?

because we seal demise's consciousness in the sword, and his body in the ground

the imprisoned is clearly mindless. even more mindless than downfall timeline ganon post-resurrection. it has one single goal, which is to reach the temple and.... the master sword. with the consciousness of demise sealed within.

we have confirmation that two versions of the demon king can, technically, exist entirely separate from eachother.

it isn't a stretch to think that if his body is sealed away, effectively dead and unable to spread his malice, that the spirit of demise's hatred (if its not sealed with the sword, like in totk) would reincarnate until the time comes that the seal weakens enough (the first calamity) that it doesn't need to.

obviously there are still problems here like. where are the rito? (personally I think they just fuck off to hebra, which only barely exists in any other game, and I wholeheartedly believe the WW rito are a completely different species)

if totk ganondorf is sealed under the castle before oot, but the great plateau is implied oot castle town, why didn't we find dehydrated dorf there? uuuuuuuhhhhhhh next question

(listen the great plateau doesn't really match up with oot castle town anyway, no other details really match, definitely not the typical 'death mountain to the north(east), lake hylia down south' geography we usually see)

is rauru totk and rauru oot the same or different? zelda actually calls the sages 'ancient creators of hyrule' in oot, and since rauru is the only actually ancient one there.... uh. its entirely possible! why does he look hylian in oot? uhhhhhh? magic? because seeing some giant talking goat person that has never been seen before might not inspire trust in the traumatized monster-fighting 9 year-old-turned-16-year-old. also isnt oot rauru ALSO the owl? its been a LONG time since I played oot so I genuinely don't know if I just made that up but if so the guy has a history of changing form I guess

honestly I think we do have to allow for a certain level of handwavy 'new game' leeway, just like we do with EVERY game, in order to make this work. the map is always different. some things are introduced that have never once been heard of before in any other game. some things DONT exist that have in other games. some things are so different they're nearly unrecognizable. there are little easter eggs and no, they don't always have to mean something.

[boinin]

*sigh*

Tumblr likes to play this game whenever I put a reasonable amount of effort into a post.

I can see that it's published on my blog and in my posts list. But it's sure as hell not showing up on the dashboard or under the tags.

Anyone have any idea what's up? My guess is something in the text or tags means it has to be reviewed manually, but like...

If the point is to freak out over a new chapter (like I've just done), then hiding it from the dashboard kinda kills the momentum. You know?

[bmpmp3]

finished up that Yume no Tobira cover with the VirVox dudes i was working on! It took me so long to balance the audio levels and make the video that Voicevox had a major update between me starting and finishing LOL

[merge-conflict]

kind of want to do writing prompts, like– someone suggests something for me to write but idk if anyone would even be interested and also how it would work out. my brain is tired of outlining my own story and is hungry for doing short little pieces with outside constraints to work with.

[shopwitchvamp]

Btw just to get all the disappointment out of the way now: Ritual Maxis, Slaughter Skaters, and Lucifer Joggers are all gonna have to be in a future update! Evil Eye Joggers, Flight Maxis, Sacrifice Midis (and Minis), Vampyre Mini/Midi/Maxi, and Demon Summoning Skaters are the one that ended up making the cut for the initial collection release.

The Fall Collection - Witch Vamp design thumbnails

[cinnamonanddean]

I started watching Hazbin Hotel and I don't know why, but Angel Dust makes me think of any J2 fic where Jensen is a smartass sex worker. Is that anything? I feel like it could be something, if I worked on it.

[flying-potato2]

I decided to challenge myself in minecraft to make an entire city out of only white blocks and this is most of what i have so far

I decided to make use of the new 1.19 terrain generation for a lot of the major bits because I spawned right next to this absolutely massive mountain range and valley