#any last statements from me? hmmmmm

[afrophunk]

Was watching Game of Death the other day. Bruce Lee’s character is so funny and sassy(at least in the unreleased scenes), I just had to put my guy in this iconic pose to show my gratitude

He’s so right to do this for me specifically actually

[suzu-kun22]

Not Quite Invincible

Ao3 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30488721

Prompt: Hallucinations Fandom: Jujutsu Kaisen Pairings: Nanago, Satosugu Warnings: Illness, mentions of past canonical character death Summary: Nanami returns home to find a sick and delusional Gojou, talking to his long-gone best friend.

@badthingshappenbingo​

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Story below the cut!

To most, Gojou Satoru seems invincible.

To most that encounter him, he seems as though nothing bothers him. He doesn’t seem to know how to take a hit, what with an ability that stops just about everything from making contact and a tendency to reach speeds incomprehensible to most human eyes. To most, he is flawless. A beacon of hope. The pillar that holds up the feeble roof of Jujutsu Sorcery. Were it not for Gojou Satoru, would the institution even still be standing? It’s a question that has been posed many times, and yet it’s never one that Nanami Kento has seen answered in a way he finds satisfactory. 

Still, for all of his power, for all of his strength, and for as many opponents that have fallen to Gojou Satoru, there are still things that even one such as he is weak to. There are still things that can leave him as vulnerable as the child that he pretends to be. There are still things that steal that confidence from his voice and leave him doing just about everything that he possibly can to cover up the shaking that’s left in its wake.

Apparently, Nanami Kento is one of few privileged enough to see it.

“What are you doing in my house?” Nanami asks with eyes narrowed and arms crossed over his chest. He had walked through the door to find a pair of shoes that were most certainly not his and a pitch black coat hanging on one of his hooks. Nanami owned nothing black. He had discovered, while working in a boring office where the only goal was money, money, and more money, that black made him look far too uptight, and made him feel the same way. If he was going to be saving people, he would be better served wearing a less depressing color. 

There’s only one person who Nanami knows well enough to suspect them of being in his house, who also wears a black coat and... whatever the hell those shoes even are. How frustratingly annoying, that it’s also the man known for his ability to inflict just about anyone he speaks to with a migraine that just might last days, depending on his mood. If Gojou Satoru is feeling particularly annoying today, then Nanami will have to make sure to stock up on painkillers. If he’s feeling just mildly frustrating, then perhaps Nanami will manage to kick him out the door with minimal incident.

“Hmmmmm…?” There’s a long hum coming from the lump on Nanami’s couch. Wrapped up in blankets, Nanami can barely make out a head of ethereally white hair resting against one of his throw pillows. “…oh, you’re home?” The voice is familiar, but also not. It’s obviously the voice of Gojou Satoru. There’s no way that Nanami would ever be able to mistake that voice for anyone else. And yet, there’s something off about it. Something shaky, quiet, weak, vulnerable, and maybe just a bit broken. 

“Yes. What are you doing in my house?” Nanami repeats his question, and there’s a long minute with no answer. Then the pile of blankets shifts, groans, and settles once again. This is going to take a while, it seems. “Are you going to answer me, or are we going to stand here all night?”

“…head hurts.” The pile mumbles. “Stop talking so loud��“ A hand pokes itself out from the mountain and waves at Nanami, as though asking him to quiet down. “–Shouko said… uhhh… somethin’ about sleeping until it goes away,” Gojou’s voice says with an edge to it that Nanami doesn’t recognize and most certainly doesn’t like. He furrows his brow, reaches down, and shakes the pile until it lets out another loud groaning sound and rolls over. Finally, there’s Gojou Satoru’s face. His signature blindfold is nowhere to be seen. His hair is even more disheveled than normal. His eyes are squeezed firmly shut and Nanami can make out beads of sweat on his brow. His skin is flushed, and Nanami would be willing to bet that those scarily blue eyes hidden behind lids are glassy. 

“You’re sick.” Nanami states, and Gojou seems to flinch at the statement. “Why did you not go home?” Nanami asks with a raised eyebrow. Gojou lets out yet another groan and rolls over, tucking his face into the back of the sofa and hiding himself from view once again. Honestly, what a child. He can’t even be bothered to look Nanami in the eyes when they’re speaking. “Gojou–“

“Satoru.” Gojou interrupts. “When’d… When did you stop callin’ me that..?” 

Nanami blinks. He stares, for a moment, unsure of what to do. As far as he remembers, he’s never used Gojou’s given name. Certainly never to his face. He reaches a hand forward, trying to rest it on Gojou’s forehead to feel for a temperature. The moment his fingers brush against the man’s hair, however, Gojou almost seems to jump away. Nanami pulls his hand back. Stares, for a moment, before reaching forward again and this time managing to rest his fingers against Gojou’s forehead. He doesn’t pull back, despite the intensity of the burning that he finds there. 

“Mmmmm…” Gojou hums. “…your hand’s cold, Suguru.” He whispers, and it gives Nanami pause. Of course it does. What else is he meant to do, in response to that? 

“Gojou, I’m not Getou.” Nanami says, because he can’t think of anything else to say. Gojou has a fever – which was obvious even before Nanami rested a hand on his forehead – which seems to be high enough to be giving him delusions. Nanami wonders, briefly, how the older of the two of them could be irresponsible enough to let himself get so sick. Then he remembers that the older of the two of them is Gojou Satoru, infamous for his strength and his complete and total lack of responsibility. “Why did you come here?”

“Missed you,” Gojou mumbles. “Ahhhh, prolly shouldn’t have said that. You’ll never let me live it down,” Gojou laughs. It’s humorless. Nanami hates the sound of it. “…Shouko said somethin’ about staying in bed… but bed is super boring when you’re alone,” He grumbles, turning his head as though going to look up, but his eyes stay firmly closed. Nanami wonders, absently, if the six eyes serve to worsen his headache or improve it. “…been a while since we could hang out, Suguru. How’s the afterlife treating you?” Gojou’s lips quirk up, into a smirk. Nanami could spot how fake it is from a mile away. “Having fun in hell?”

“Gojou.”

“Awww, c’mon!” There’s a shakiness to the happy tone that Nanami is certain most would miss. Most, however, haven’t known Gojou Satoru quite as long as Nanami Kento has. Most would assume that he’s playing some sick game with himself that no one else is allowed to get in on. Nanami knows better. “…j-just cause I killed you… d-doesn’t mean that we can’t still…” Gojou breathes a heavy exhale. As though something is pressing on his chest and Gojou can’t quite shake it. Nanami sighs. No matter what he says, it doesn’t seem to be working. For now, he might as well try and do something about the fever. 

Gojou continues mumbling. Nanami crosses the living room and makes for the nearest bathroom. Once inside, he collects a rag and a basin, quickly filling it with cool water and allowing the rag to soak in it for a moment. With a sigh, Nanami lifts the basin and makes his way back to the sofa. Gojou has shifted slightly. His eyes are still closed, but he’s lying on his back now. One arm is slung over the back of the couch, and the other is resting on the floor. Normally, Nanami would comment on what a messy pose it is. Now is not normally. 

“Stay still,” Nanami commands, setting the basin down beside the sofa. Gojou mumbles something that Nanami can’t quite make out – aside from the use of the name Suguru once again – but otherwise complies. What a strange sight, a Gojou Satoru who actually follows orders. 

Nanami lays the damp folded cloth over Gojou’s forehead. It causes the white-haired sorcerer’s brow to furrow and his lips to twist into something of a grimace, but he doesn’t complain. The thought briefly crosses Nanami’s mind to take a picture. He can think of countless people who would appreciate a picture of the world’s strongest Jujutsu sorcerer in such a state. But the thought fades as quickly as it came. No matter how satisfying it might be to see someone as strong and insufferably annoying as Gojou humbled like this, that’s no excuse to take advantage of his pain for something so petty. 

“…’m sorry, Surugu,” Gojou mumbles. His hands clench into fists and then unclench once again. “…’m sorry… d-didn’t wanna kill you.” There’s another moment of silence. Gojou’s breathing is labored and maybe a bit pained. Nanami wonders, for a moment, how Ieiri could even allow him to head anywhere on his own, if he was this sick. The thought is quickly replaced, however, with– 

“…miss you,” Gojou whispers.

Nanami feels something ache in his chest. 

He buries it. Like always.

“Go to sleep, Gojou. You’re sick.” Nanami gives another command. The last one worked well enough. Perhaps all it takes to get Gojou Satoru to actually listen for once is to give him a high fever and a bit of delusion. It just might be useful information, somewhere down the line. 

“Mmmm… fine,” Gojou mumbles. His eyes stay closed, but the expression on his face relaxes a bit. “…see ya later… Suguru.” It’s the last thing he says, before his breathing begins to even out and his muscles lose a good amount of their tension. Nanami breathes a sigh of relief. He can only hope that the fever will break before Gojou wakes up again.

Gojou Satoru seems invincible, but Nanami Kento knows that he’s far from it. 

As satisfying as it is to see the mighty Gojou Satoru humbled, Nanami can’t say that he wants to see any more of it.

[river-bottom-nightmare]

Rules: List the first lines of your last 20 stories (if you have less than 20, just list them all!). See if there are any patterns. Choose your favorite opening line. Then tag 10 of your favorite authors!

tagged by the absolutely wonderful @dustorange (aghhh ily thank you!!) @bikoncon (how's it hangin reggie) and @pricetagofficial (aw thanks mom)

1. the batfam + flowers: when jason todd was thirteen years old, bruce bought him a collection of dusty old novels from a dingy little bookstore as a christmas present.

2. the batfam + books: damian is only just now branching out from the little cocoon he’d buried himself in when he’d come to America for the first time, terrified of letting drop of his home he’d bundled up tight against his heart escape.

3. hand in marriage: The thing about Wayne Manor was that the Waynes weren’t always good people.

4. single father: It’s in the little things Clark does, the little things that Kon knows no once notices, because Clark is Superman, he’s the height of morals and goodness.

5. there's still hope: “You really don’t have to go, you know. People change.”

6. pas de deux: It was dangerous, this dance they did.

7. ttk shenanigans: the thing is, sometimes his ttk wasn’t enough.

8. hospital chairs: Jason knew he made jokes about how pale Tim was, about how he was either a vampire or the perfect blue blood, about how he needed to get out and absorb some sun for God’s sake.

9. practice: the word practice was practically engraved into dick’s mind by now.

10. did you tell him you loved him?: tim’s laughing, really laughing, in the light and joyful way that he’s only ever done with a couple other people.

11. social chameleon: lets talk about how much of a social chameleon tim is.

12. golden child: you know what i’m curious about?

13. kinesthesia: people often thought sight was an photographer’s greatest strength, but donna was curled up in the corner of a couch, holding her camera with ease in way that belied years of practice, and knew she wasn’t looking, not really.

14. you don't need to say it: the justice league, and later other heroes as well, often mentioned how close the titans were, musing about how no matter who was on the team or which members kept cycling through or whatever horrors and betrayals they’d faced, the five of them stayed remarkably inseparable.

15. hero: i love thinking about how wally’s definition of a hero changed and evolved over time.

16. coconut cucumber cream cheese sandwiches: The first time Remus Lupin steps onto the Hogwarts Express, it takes every ounce of his willpower not to step right off.

17. photographer's eye: having a photographer’s eye means tim looks at the world through a filter.

18. i wanna shoop, baby: To read his words, they had to go to the fortune teller.

19. colours: red had always been a comforting colour.

20. that's my husband: "That’s my husband,” Dick sighs at the reception, eyes only for Wally as he does a frankly ridiculous dance with Bart.

hmmmmm. so i start my fics one of either three ways. 1) jumping straight into the action. b) saying something vague and then going on to elaborate in the rest of the fic/hc. iii) asking a rhetorical question or making a rhetorical statement that i then go on to answer. also, my sentences can get super long, dear GOD i need to shut up.

gotta say, my favourite is #10.

tagging literally anyone who wants to do this. anyone. whoever sees this, feel free to do it and to tag me in it!

[smallestclowninthecircus]

Season 3 notes popping off

due to my desire to not completely fail all my classes this year i made myself slow down significantly while listening to this season, and the fact that the other person i'm listening along with had to catch up. We've managed to convert several other people to start listening and its pretty great.

ep 81: what does it even mean to be chosen by one of them? And if he was chosen by the eye. we know Gertrude wasnt? Because she cut the eyes out of the magazines?

ep 82: elias lmao. I understand why people like him so much bahshdhdk i thought he was gonna snitch on Jon but he didnt so he's fine. Ok but how do we think he knew all that stuff. Idk probably just institute connections. I love the fact that the recorder just wants to record stuff randomly bjahsjdhd. Elias feels a lot like Michael in the sense that he knows more than he should and talks in a way that implies he just wants to wait and see how things play out for his own benefit. I understand him knowing the things that happened but his description of her emotions implies something paranormal. Maybe he's connected to one of the entities. Which one I cannot guess.

ep 83: did a file get delivered randomly to the place he's staying at? Probably elias lmao. He thinks the mannequin is related to the stranger. Idk I would believe it.

ep 84: worms? I know he says earth worms but idk. Again? Is she making gordon golems out of trash? Martin popping off. You can tell the statements get to him more that they get to Jon. How come martin is so mad about it? I want to assume he just doesnt want her to get stuck there but idk. Jude Perry. The calliope organ. Jon heard a circus in one of the last episodes

ep 89: he's talking to perry? Like jude Perry? He says ... God? Is that what it is? Lmao. The Desolation. Jon is tired of ppl being vague and not telling him stuff lmao. Oh God Jon is so confused. Compel her? Is she assuming he has some kind of power? Does he have powers? Hmm. im agreeing with jon here please jesus christ why does everyone have to be so cryptic. Just say what you mean. "maybe you get an itchy eye" bahasjkdfklsjdf girl what. Agnes saved her? Oh this is the girl from the cafe story? So theres the Cult of the Lightless Flame? They worship whatever entity this is? The Desolation? Why do they all seem like they sorta worship her then? Is Gretchen gonna die oh god. fuckin michael. a different michael aaah. i see. dont do it shes gonna burn you. sir. please. sir dont you dare do- WHAT DID I SAY what did you think was gonna happen hhh.

ep 90: try to make it less obvious you're trying to get fired big T. Elias that doesnt sound like the most healthy thing to do. oh dear is this gonna be triggering for me. uuuuuh. uuuuuuuuuh. doesnt seem like it ok gonna keep listening. Jared. hmmmmm. Ok we've seen Keay and hotner or whatever his name was.

ep 91: Michael Crew. Oh is this the lightning scar guy. Mister jon sir did you just die. No? God everyone is so fuckin cryptic. Say normal things please. They all just like to go on about pain and agony and j e s u s c h r i s t we get it you got hurted by whatever thing. So theyre avatars? question mark? Jude Perry is an avatar of The Desolation? hhhh fractals. thats a spiral thing innit. Yup. messing with your perceptions. God they all talk about feeding their god and feeding that which feeds them and. hh what does that meann. Leave big J. please. uh oh. is it daisy? how come he has the web lighter still? the tape recorder just turns on sometimes you know how it is. So he can compel people? not that he knows it obviously but. a bit wack. powers go brr i guess? If the eye just wants knowledge i guess he feeds it by getting the statements? b/c i doubt it wants him to murder ppl or whatever.

ep 92: elias you all knowing fuck what do you know. (i guess all given what i just said) Lukas. Heard of them before. Mordecai Lukas. Loneliness. The lonely even. Jonah Magnus. Elias ur sounding like a bit of a dickhead rn. lmao jon's just like "i dont care" elias what is ur deal. Why does he want to tie her in. ohh i see. lmao theyre all just like "elias why" The Unknowing lol seems very much like something the eye wouldnt like. lol elias is gettin all philosophical. what does it really mean to be human. this still doesnt answer why gertrude wanted to destroy the archives tho.

ep 93: bahsjdfh he seems so dead inside rip. awww admiral. i love him already. ghh breacon and hope. purple mold. doesnt sound like anything we've seen so far. I think the funniest explanation for breacon and hope is that they dont actually serve the stranger they just kinda happen to be a random neutral party that cart around random spooky entity related stuff. ooooh. when we hear the slight static of the tape recorder it's cuz he's compelling ppl.

ep 94: the end! listen man they were all just grayed up for 4/13.

ep 95: the end also? death but also savagery/ animalistic shit. aww martin. lmao becerra. she's just been chillin in the corner.

ep 96: return to sender. haha minecraft go brr. prediction: breacon and hope? yup there we go. jon why is there an echo. are you in a stairwell? is he gonna eat it- yup. how did i call it. unsure abt what theyre talking about but ok. they kidnapped someone? Sarah Baldwin. ooooh that guy.

ok im just putting this here so i have notes for when nicholas gets to this part. It seems like (from jon's conversation with jude perry) that the desolation and the eye are kinda at odds with eachother? like i guess not directly but it seems like they dont really vibe? so how could be with both. Cuz if he has the heat powers and shit then we know he's an avatar of the desolation. but then why does he have so much eye imagery. also he got burned intentionally? like jude did when she went on her monologue about the feeling of burning? but then why did he wear the eye pendant. it stops him from being burned all the way which seems like he's not fully accepting the fire or whatever.

Nooooo I lost like a bunch of my notes rip. I keep forgetting to save.

Ep 104: tim gives a coherent statement without jon even being there. Ugh. Fucking robert smirk. Dont like him. Joey. Dont recognize the name. The show must go on. Clown. The spooky circus?

ep 105: total war... shogun 2? jon is just understanding languages again. "if i understood mandarin or cantonese" are you sure you dont big man?

ep 106: havent we heard this one already? mans in space? oh no this is just another episode in space. fairchild... uuuh. cant remember. oh! this is related to that! this is one of the ppl from the other side. sounds like a Vast thing. oh he's the one that the dude saw? but that guy didnt have a face... she's sorta like jon. wanting to dismiss the statements. lmao i love the workplace gossip. ace jon for the win! oh cmon elias dont be a dick. sunny meadows or whatever. thats the place we heard about.

ep 107: oh great is it jude perry again. Third Degree. bahahsdkfj she was arrested. sorry but imagining this old british lady getting arrested is funny. she was trying to resurrect him. using the skin book. he's not feeling well. jon take a nap. i wonder if this is what happens when he uses his powers too much. He gets into The Zone when he reads statements lol. didn't we have a burning train car in anothre statement? is it julia fairchild? bahahahs "kidnapped. Again." poor jon honestly. julia... about her dad. daughter of the murder shed guy? hunting like your dad liked to hunt or normal people hunting. oh hunting vampires!

ep 108: melanie has been suffering. poor martin peter lukas why do you have to be like this. can he not just use the front door? does he have to bother the ppl doing statements?

ep 109: how come he cut her off? kinda rude tbh. its either jon's influence or there was smth he didnt want her saying. is it gerard on the table? this sounds kinda like smth from one of the university episodes. is it the closed eye on the hand? yup. he's like one of the students! if the thing listening in is elias then... he can do that without the tape recorder yknow. plus who's to say it wont just turn itself on again

110: who wants to bet its a leitner?

111: Lukas related to The Lonely. I used to not like Gerard that much but i like him more now. but i thought there were 15? ohhh thats right isnt flesh newer? gerry for the win honestly. finally telling jon things.

112: lol "again" no one ever tells any of these ppl anything. tim and basira are just out of the loop constantly. music, like the war episodes. The hunt or the slaughter? probably the hunt. so Daisy is related to the hunt right? basira likes the reading, she's doing fine at the institute. daisy's getting worried...

113: it just turned on randomly. what is it lol. explossives! oh boy. why do they always assume he turned it on intentionally. melanie youre not making me like you that much. which entity is this about i cant tell. lol he was disappointed it was just the end. The title Breathing Room made me think it was gonna be about the buried but i guess not. So many of these entities deal with death but the end is one that deals in just death. it has no need for fancy deaths, just death is enough

114: more hilltop road statements? the tree. oh boy. ok the tree has 8 arms obviously theres the spider parallels. was she taken into an alternate universe? oh no. jon tries to phrase things so he's not asking questions. thats honestly good. "sometimes i was kidnapped" oh dear. they got gertrude. daisy ur so odd lmao. who wants to bet they dont know the tape recorder's running?

115: silaca? or whatever? antique man? meat grinder... related to the meat is meat episode? oh wow. they buy antiques from him. maybe dont antagonize this creature which can kill you?

116: lol theyre all just so done with elias. music? is it like the one band that if you hear them you die or wtvr. oh its chess? i am very much confused. mmm stranger go brr. gorilla skin? oh shit the dance. woah. this is so good. this is so gender. the words are wonderful. "you can just say tim" lmao trying to fool elias never feels like a good idea.

117: except elias lmaoo. oh shit. leitner getting some use for once idk. bruuh poor melanie she has been thru so much shit. martin you can just say youre worried about jon. lol he's so accurate in his jon impression. lol who was that. was that daisy? lmaoo. oop hi tim. oh god i hope tim doesnt die. i feel like i wouldve heard about that? but im not sure. destroying the source of knowledge is gonna be hard for jon. yay jon! you did a good thing. let him rest.

118: go off martin lmao. awww poor martin. oh god the tape gets that squealy quality and its awful.

119: woah. lots of things happening. uhh. POP OFF TIM!!

120: lmao elias giving a statement about jon's dreams lol. damn jon doesnt even get his own dreams? has to stay Watching even when he's asleep? f in the chat this man goes thru so much shit. oh boy its peter. lol martin my beloved. idk i dont trust peter.

[sourestlemon]

So. I made a bet with my friend that I could get through Omegaverse Haikyuu fanfiction because he says I can’t so if I read https://archiveofourown.org/works/13330632/chapters/30514041 that I’m going to get free icecream and twenty bucks.

But still, Bokuaka! Bokuaka is beautiful, I should rant about it more actually

This is me talking about this fic as I read, so it’ll be updated until I finish

Note, I’ve finished and it’s very very long. You’ve been warned

There’s my review and meta at the end of this as well as some critiques

Spoilers ahead.

“The Jewel of Seijou”

THE WHAT NOW

IWAOIIII

Bokuaka is so fucking cute dear god.

Oh. It’s sinful now

Ushijima better stop throwing shade at my boi’s

“"I can't believe you all think that you can go against the crown and live!" Ushishima says silencing them all. The alpha was slowly emitting his pheromones wanting to show them all his superiority. No one said a word against him. "Toru! I didn't know you'll be as lowly to use your family name to gather us here!" The alpha seethed to the omega that could have been his wife. Iwazumi hackles raised and bared his lips at the beginning of a growl. "And you!" Ushijima turned to Bokuto full on emitting his pheromones making the rest of the alpha's shoulder hackle cautiously and Oikawa to cling at Iwazumi. But Bokuto meet Ushijima calmly, unfazed by the bloodlust while Akaashi was frozen to his spot but didn't show any emotion.”

So what we get out of this paragraph is

1) Bitchy Ushi. I love Ushijima don’t get me wrong he’s precious but like. This fic Ushijima? Son of a bitch walking up in here like “Toru! How dare you be so lowly—“ and fucking trying to dominate everyone.

2) Protective Iwaizumi. Protect the precious Seijou Jewel. Do it, fight for him, protect him he’s scared.

3) Is Ushijima salty because Oikawa didn’t choose him? Oh god, he is isn’t he.

4) Akaashi’s go to emotion isn’t emotion.

5) Shits about to go down, Bokuto is gonna flip eventually, if Ushi threatens anyone—it’d probably be Oikawa or Akaashi seeing as they’re omega’s—I can see Bokuto and Iwaizumi just flipping their shit.

God I’m way to invested. Why did I read this

USHIJIMA IS A COWARDLY LITTLE BITCH IN THIS FIC, STAB HIM HINATA

D O I T

Awww Kageyama cares, Tsukki cares

OH MY GOD TENDOU!

More people came surrounding them. "What the hell," Akaashi recognized Iwazumi's voice.

Iwaizumi’s reaction is the only respectable reaction.

Wait this has major character death in the tags

Fuck

Everyone has decided that Oikawa and Akaashi must be defended but just once I want them to flip their shit and kill someone. Just once.

Bokuto, Lev and Iwaizumi all want to protect Oikawa but Iwaizumi doesn’t even fucking trust em.

Why does everyone act like Nishinoya not wanting to move on so quickly is a bad thing? It’s perfectly reasonable and I hate how everyone is like “What’s wrong with you, do you not like us?” And getting super standoffish or snappish simply because Nishinoya loves Asahi so much and doesn’t want to feel like they didn’t need him.

I really don’t like how Nishinoya/Tanaka/Ennoshita became a thing in this fic. It would be cute if it didn’t just happen because Nishinoya was desperate and if he wasn’t he wouldn’t have fucked Tanaka.

Oh dear god I don’t want Kenma to die.

Oh thank god it’s okay.

Fuck I forgot they had boobs

Did Bokuto almost name the Kuroken baby Oya but changed last minute?

BO ISN’T COMING BACK IS HE?????????

I’m feelin a little sniffly. I might fucking cry over an Omegaverse fic. Oh how the mighty have fallen

Oh my god the stars. I don’t think Bo is coming back y’all. I’m so nervous

The fuckin royals aren’t getting Keiji. No. Nuh-uh FUCK THAT SHIT

THAT’S BOKUTO’S MATE STAY AWAY FROM HIM

-cue mac worrying about oikawa because seijou is allied with fukurodani and an easy way to tear seijou away from the alliance is to kidnap oikawa and iwaizumi might split to keep him safe and ushi fucking knows this and possibly tendou also oiks is pretty as fuck-

BOKUTO IS OKAY!

Iwaizumi making Bokuto promise to save Oikawa if things went to shit makes me so worried but the same time his lil speech made my IwaOi heart so happy.

Suga bby...

BOKUTO JUST KILLED A FUCKING CHILD

Tendou, Ushijima I never thought I’d say this but I fucking hate them right now. They better not hurt the other best Boi’s.

Ushijima is salty as fuck confirmed.

"You truly are a piece of art," Ushijima said gently ...."But not as beautiful as him," the alpha muttered as he threw the omega to the floor.

So, this little snippet sent disgusting shivers down my spine for two reasons.

1) Ushijima just yeeted Akaashi, my son and

2) Any reader knows who the ‘he’ Ushi is talking about is, the only person in this book who is said to be as beautiful as Akaashi. You guessed it, the boi who rejected Ushi-fucking-jima, Jewel of Seijou himself Oikawa Tooru.

The thing that grosses me out the most about this paragraph just on its own is that Ushijima is either guessing about what Oikawa looks like, or he actually knows which overall just gives me the heebie jeebies because Oikawa definitely didn’t want that. What makes my skin crawl in this little snippet is what Ushijima would do when if he got his angry little hands on Oikawa—or Iwaizumi, but Iwa would probably be killed or used as a bargaining chip.

Hmmmmm, I’m pretty sure Ushi is in love with Tendou but the beauty statement still stands possibly???? Unless specified otherwise, because Akaashi and Oikawa are canonically considered the most beautiful people in the fic.

Also this entire chapter just makes me feel so gross, fuck Ushijima man. Fuck him.

My Ushijima loving heart hurts reading this fic.

I just want Akaashi and Oikawa to straight up kill someone. Please, anyone who I don’t care about

I FUCKING SEE THE MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH WARNING AND I DON’T LIKE IT

FUCK

FUCK

FUCK

NOT BOKUTO

WAIT IS HE ALIVE

I WANNA SEE MY LITTLE BOY

HERE HE COMES

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY

"I came right on time," Bokuto forced out his voice cracking with emotion. "Now I can engulf you in my arms and brighten your days despite the absence of the sun. You will no longer have to endure the cold winters alone. I'll be with you, I be there for you and our child," The alpha vowed his hands itching in need.

"Are you going to leave us again?" Akaashi needed to know. The omega already knew that he wouldn't be able to survive being apart from the alpha. He knew that he wouldn't win the battle with the overwhelming loneliness.

"The seas could dry up, the mountains could turn to pebbles, the trees could die and the whole world could be on fire and I still won't leave your side."

That was all Akashi needed to hear as he leaped into his alphas arm and let go of all the pain he has held in

I’m not crying I swear

They walked together side by side and Akaashi finally faced them. They were both beaten, bloody, and torn butinstead of feeling satisfaction he felt remorse. They both looked at him with soft, wide eyes, and he realized that this was the moment they were waiting for. They wanted to see the child that they both desperately wanted and Akaashi decided to give them a parting gift.

Akaashi had won, he had won from the very beginning and he held his trophy who was a small babe with golden orbs, with mutant white and black hair. He hadn't lied to Tendou when he had said that the baby looked exactly like his father.

OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOD I’M SOBBING DON’T TOUCH ME

Meta and Review

So I just read A/B/O for the first time and I knew absolutely nothing about the entire trope that Mpreg existed and to stay the hell away from it. Please remember this in the meta and tell me if there way of dividing characters is ever specified or if it’s just decided by top-bottom dynamics.

Wow.

The story was pretty good outside of what I’m about to talk about. I liked the ships and most of the buildup, the worldbuilding seems solid, the war and UshiTens situation was really interesting to me and it made Ushi and Tendou a bit morally gray and could’ve talked about how people could do bad things for what they thought were the right reason and everything was clean cut.

Overall? Eh. Could’ve been done better

Not onto the rest

This doesn’t seem as toxic or inherently bad as most fics I’ve seen, I didn’t really like how Omega’s are always inherently feminine—the dresses, jewels, how they’re seen as inherently weaker and sometimes helpless, how they’re always referred to as “my lady”—and aren’t really given another choice because they might have the ability to reproduce in A/B/O but they aren’t women. It’s okay if a man is really feminine but for all of them to be? It rubbed my the wrong way.

I wish that the power structure was handled different in A/B/O in general. Omega’s seem to be treated like they’re helpless and I just...don’t like it? Omega’s might be submissive but that doesn’t make them physically weaker and if it did, I would’ve thought they would have picked up some other useful skills like diplomacy or strategy.

As usually, my example of how a character could’ve been handled better is Oikawa.

He’s my favorite character and I adored him but he just didn’t really deliver. It felt like he was being treated like a kid throughout this entire fic, it didn’t seem like he was doing anything during the war. Even if Omega’s don’t have a lot of physically prowess and abilities, what happened to Oikawa’s strategic and analytical nature? Why was it never mentioned in any of Bokuto’s POV sections because out all the leaders of the Allied Kingdoms, Oikawa is the best strategist—Kuroo is the exception, not the rule and I thought they should’ve been working together because smort boys—but he was simply hidden away.

Now I have no problems with all the protective IwaOi scenes when they’re in immediate danger—it makes perfect sense if Omega’s are physically weaker but have other usable talents that are taken seriously—and Oikawa simply can’t talk his way out of said problem.

I do however, have a problem with cowering Oikawa. That feels so OOC at the beginning of the first scene I cited, where is all of the quick wit and worthless pride from the show? Now, it makes sense for Oikawa to start getting scared and simply slip behind Iwaizumi once Ushijima tries to dominate everyone and all the Alphas start freaking out if Oikawa is at an actual, physical disadvantage—I feel like the alpha’s their have similar frames, or at least most of them do. Bokuto, Ushijima, Kuroo and Iwaizumi are jacked and beefy, everyone but Iwa is relatively tall too. Now, Oikawa’s tall too but he’s much thinner and leaner. I’d be scared too if everyone could break me like a twig if it came down to it—but no ??? Apparently at the first sign of any conflict he just gets scared??? He doesn’t know what’s going on in his own fucking kingdom ???

This is not Oikawa.

I didn’t like how they treated most of the Omega’s actually, it felt like they were just reverted to helpless damsels in distress. What happened to Kenma’s observation skills? Nishinoya’s everything?

More importantly, what decides Alpha’s and Omega’s? Is it up in the air like gender is? What are Beta’s then? It can’t just be who’s top and who’s bottom, that would mean the alpha-beta-omega- status wouldn’t be decided until you had a mate

From what I’ve seen in the fic, it goes by ship dynamics but what if the characters who had more strategic, cunning, observant traits and weren’t as buff and muscly would be Omega’s and had the brain power while characters who relied more on physical prowess would be Alpha’s and dominant in a purely physical way sometimes while characters who were an odd combination of the two would be Beta’s.

Going by my logic, instead of the top being the alpha and the bottom just being an omega without any personality it would be...

Bokuto- Alpha, like he was in the story. He’s definitely more physically inclined then Akaashi.

Akaashi: Omega, same as in the fic. Not to say he isn’t athletic but he relies more on his mind.

Iwaizumi- Alpha, like in the fic but from a purely physical standpoint and because he can rein Oikawa in when his friend starts going nuts.

Oikawa - Beta, he’s quite powerful but he’s also manipulative, strategic and his mind is scary as fuck.

Kuroo- Beta, he relies on his physical prowess and dorkily perfect brain a lot so he’s also a mixture of both.

Kenma- Omega, physically he’s a twig but his mind is what makes him the brain of Nekoma

Hinata- Alpha, he doesn’t use his brain a lot and has a lot of physical power

Kageyama - Beta, he’s pretty smart when it comes to volleyball and he’s also physically strong

Suga - Omega, he’s quite clever and his brain power out ways his physical prowess by a landslide

Daichi- Beta, he firms strategies and relies on his brain, plus his killer thighs

Tsukishima - Beta, he has his hue fur and athleticism but his brain power is also strong as fuck

Yamaguchi - Beta, he seems to be really people smart and eventually his serves are pretty good.

Can Betas get into a relationship with other Betas? I don’t know or care, we stan Alpha-Alpha, Beta-Beta and Omega-Omega ships here

I DON’T KNOW IF THIS IS HOW IT WORKS THO

do I have to read more

[vaguely-concerned]

Some T.F./Graves thoughts from their bios

I realize what a dumb move it is to base uuuuh basically anything on lol bios, since riot apparently change those like other people do underwear, but if I’m not here to build my castles on sand what am I here for honestly  

- I LOVE the description of their first meeting, it’s such a meet cute lol... these two assholes really did just take one look at each other and mutually went ‘so is anyone gonna enter into a life-defining homoerotic partnership with this lying cheating bastard??’ and then neither of them waited for an answer 

- Though at times Twisted Fate would blow all their shares and leave them with nothing to show for it, Graves knew that the thrill of some new escapade was always just around the corner…

I am genuinely a little emotional about how obvious it is that at the end of the day the money really is secondary to him - what really drives him is how much FUN they have together. (he seems in general quite driven by that sense of Adventure; if it were just about the cash he had steady work in bilgewater before he took the trip over to the mainland as a kid) it’s like the part of ‘the road to el dorado’ in the boat except more sincere... ‘you made my life an adventure bro’ :’) 

(also very funny that graves’ bio is where you learn that t.f. doesn’t always win or get away with his shit hahaha, in his own bio it’s played like ‘oh gotta let people win once in a while to throw off suspicion’ flasdhfjsad. it’s mentioned he gets caught a lot more without graves watching his back too, which also gets me in my feelings a bit) 

- one thing I find interesting is that t.f.’s parents aren’t referenced directly at any point (the only family members mentioned specifically are his aunt and grandfather, I’m pretty sure). I’m wondering if they were already out of the picture somehow and that’s part of the reason no one spoke up for him? I mean it’s fucked up either way, I don’t know what’s worse; that his people found it so easy to exile him because he didn’t have anyone to protect him, or that his parents were alive and JUST LEFT HIM THERE. like what the fuck. from how it’s written it’s pretty clear he was still considered a child at the time too, so, y’know. (Graves is described as ‘little more than a youth’ when he headed for the mainland while T.F. seems to have been a kid when he started being on his own, so I’ve headcanoned something like 16-17 and 13-14 for their respective ages of leaving home, with both of them around 19 when they met) I’m quite curious about what kind of internal family politics were at work for them to apparently all agree -- or perhaps be too intimidated to disagree -- to exile a child for life with no recourse and no resources. like yeah okay he messed up but that’s some next level assholery to pull on a kid honestly, no wonder he grows up to have a bunch of abandonment and emotional intimacy issues (and presumably some prime survivor’s guilt as well. oh buddy) 

- eternally entertained by how much meeting t.f. is worded like the ‘how they met their spouse’ section of a wikipedia article in graves’ bio

Across one table, he met a deplorable fellow named Malcolm Graves is also *mwha* so good 

- for fic purposes I would just like to give a moment of thanks for the paragraph in graves’ bio that mentions a bunch of shenanigans they got up to back in the day, very useful thank you

- from what I understand t.f.’s exile-causing transgression has been changed quite recently from fighting back to running away, which I am so happy about because it makes a lot more psychological sense to me and makes graves’ words in ‘burning tides’ hit so much better.  

- I like that their individual descriptions of graves being captured are so indicative of how they each think about it -- namely t.f. doesn’t want to think about it (repress! repress! repress! very relatable) but probably has the more accurate view of it: The exact details of that night remain shrouded in mystery, for neither of them likes to speak of it—but Graves was taken alive, while Tobias and their other accomplices ran free, while graves does think about it but sort of still has his trauma goggles on for it: During a heist that rapidly turned from complex to completely botched, Graves was taken by the local enforcers, while Twisted Fate merely turned tail and abandoned him. t.f.’s is obfuscating and refusing to engage in the emotional aspect of it, graves’ is much more emotive in the language used, like ‘abandoned’. the lol bios often teeter awkwardly between straight biographies and wanting to dip into prose/flavour text, I must say I usually find them very clunky and unsatisfying, but this juxtaposition works for me.

sort of weird the details that don’t make it in, though -- like the fact that they’re both aware that miss fortune was the one who screwed them over in the whole gangplank Situation? (I love that part in ‘destiny and fate’ where graves is gamely like ‘yeah of course I’ve got a grudge against her but that was pretty metal too so y’know *shrug*’ haha)   

- it’s interesting how much t.f.’s uh connection I guess to the cards is almost described as some kind of... compulsion/unstoppable drive in the middle of his bio and then fades into the background towards the end (because his priorities have changed to repairing his marriage now that it’s an option and by god I support him in that). I really do wonder how his card magic actually works -- it’s a cool mix of extremely unsubtle and undeniable sorcery (straight up throwing fireballs around) and subtle (’hunches’, being ‘guided’, just knowing things he sort of shouldn’t), which seems to be where it started

also it seems like he can do it with just about any playing card he comes across? would be sort of weird if it’s the cards that are special, considering he keeps throwing them away and also I don’t know a lot about gambling but I distinctly imagine that casinos don’t let you use your own decks haha. and t.f. seemingly can’t do magic just on his own, without them. so it’s a thing that happens very specifically in relationship, when all the elements come together, symbiotically sort of thing? could he do magic without the cards but it’s how he’s trained himself to think of it so he doesn’t realize it (well I honestly doubt that but just for the thought experiment)? is there some sort of spirit behind those cards looking out for him? is it lady luck keeping an eye out for her favorite boy lol? we know this stuff can physically change the cards like when they showed the crown in ‘destiny and fate’, and he seems able to ‘prime’ a card with magic beforehand if ‘double-double cross’ is anything to go by, but even then mf can’t actually use or release it. hmmmmm many questions  

- the more of my long fic I write the more I am questioning what the fuck these two DO with all the money they steal -- like they’ve clearly pulled off some HUGE heists, surely it can’t all go into like drinks and cigars and fancy waistcoats and tf’s seemingly unending supply of playing cards

do they have like. a bunch of small caches of gold hidden away all across two continents in case of emergency? are their buried treasures the stuff of runeterran urban legend and people go out hunting for them? Have they invested this stuff in actual banks? (actually no I refuse to accept that as a possibility lol if nothing else this would make it hard to figure out if they were robbing THEMSELVES sometimes, sounds like a lot of hassle)

- His people had always waved away concerns over primitive magic and “cartomancy”, but now Tobias began to seek out ever more dangerous means to bend the cards to his will. 

I’m having a little bit of a hard time parsing this -- does this mean his people didn’t believe the cards were magic at all and he’s the only person he knows who can do it, or do they know but just don’t think can be dangerous??? I chose one particular interpretation for my fic, but I honestly can’t figure out what it’s actually meant to mean haha

- T.F. getting a special satisfaction from robbing people who are Assholes is a good character detail (his colour story really goes out of its way to show that the merchant he’s playing against is a real shitbag, for example); there is some lopsided form of righteousness/sense of justice there, I think. and it also ties in with why I like that his exile was because he ran away rather than because he resorted to violence -- there’s this underlying sense that he particularly enjoys outsmarting people who’re dickish to outsiders in precarious situations (like his people) so thoroughly that they don’t even realize it before he’s long gone, without ever having to even lay a finger on them, because that’s a way to fight back while staying out of reach when you come from relative powerlessness. There’s a... lack of malice, I guess, to both of them that I find quite endearing, you can see in Burning Tides that even at his most mindlessly vengeful Graves doesn’t actually enjoy being actively cruel. ‘mutual sense of roguish honor’ is RIGHT they’re bad men but not Bad men you get me  

- All in all, Twisted Fate is glad to have his old friend back, even if it might take another job or two—or ten—to restore their once easy partnership.

This probably means nothing because as I said the lol bios seem an endlessly shifting kaleidoscope of canon, but I think it’s so sweet that both of their last sentences/’where are they now’ statements are about them wanting to repair their partnership (and do some Cool Big Stuff together in graves’ case, I do wonder if that’s foreshadowing for the ruined king game or what)

[hithisischris]

New Years debut DD

Happy belated (like really belated) NEW YEAR. I hope this year is prosperous for us all. Now I decided to do this the night of New Year’s Eve but I had no idea what to write I just know I wanted to write and I finally got some inspiration, anyway I hope you really like it!

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An official year since David and I met, it’s strange knowing that if Georgie hadn’t ended things with me two weeks before the new year, Maya would have never dragged my ass to that party.

“Babe what are you thinking of?” David’s soft voice brought me back to reality “I was just thinking of how we met, and how the fans won’t like me, they’ll think I’m not good enough for you. Which I’m not but you insist I am and that if I leave you, you’ll hunt me down even if it meant leaving the country and looking for me in Europe or something.” He chuckled at my rambling and grabbed my hand, god his hands; they are always so warm and soft. “Y/n you’re gonna be okay, they’ll love you. And if they don’t then why should we care what they think when we love one another” he rubbed circles on my hand and kissed my forehead. “We will get through this together I promise you.” I nodded and looked up at the set up camera. “Are you ready to start recording?” this end of the year David decided to actually do something the first half of the day, later on we will be going out with the rest of our friends so he can get some footage but right now he decided to do the Girlfriend Tag video for his second channel to finally tell his fans about us. I nodded and smiled at him. He leaned down to me and kissed my lips softly.

I was out of the camera view as he introduced the video “alright welcome back to my second channel, this video is gonna be different. It won’t me any bloopers but you guys will love this video-” he did his big dimple smile and glanced at me from behind the camera, my heart was pounding, I fear that maybe the camera could hear it pounding out of my body. I smiled at him even though I was nervous.

“-today I will be introducing you to someone who has become very important to me for the past year-” he signaled me to come out from behind the camera and sit next to him. “-guys this is my very pretty girlfriend y/n and we will be doing the girlfriend/boyfriend tag” I smiled at the camera and he interlocked our hands. “Okay, y/n do you want to start or shall I?” I thought it over, my voice felt like it had dried out. Was the even possible? Could your voice dry out from nerves. Gosh this is why I was never in the vlogs the camera always made me feel like I was being investigated for something, its why David asked me a million times if I was okay with actually making this video and to be honest I was but I still feel like a frog in a laboratory. “Yeah I guess I’ll start” my voice came out scratchy he nodded and went to grab the dry erase boards we’d use to write down our answers. I grabbed my phone which was where we had decided to write all of our questions “okay so hmmmmm the first question is, where was our first date” we immediately wrote down our answers, it was Applebee’s. We showed the camera our answers and then I spoke again “you are right-” I looked at the camera and said, grinning, “David had gotten Natalie to rent it for two hours so we could have a private first date, I had chosen the location because I was honestly craving their fries and didn’t want it to be over the top.” He nodded along with me “yeah it’s true her first words to me were ‘you have no idea how badly I’ve been craving to come eat here’” he laughed at the memory and unlocked his phone to ask a question “hmph I need a hard one-” I laughed at that and my nerves were no longer at bay, it was just like any other time between just with a camera. “-when did you meet my family” he looked at me then the camera and started to write his answer, “doofus you said a hard one, I met them when you made a deal with Ilya that if you could find him, he would have to go with you to Miami” he reveled his answer and after the question it had started to just go back and forth until his last question.

“Okay last question for this video, when and his did we meet?” He smiled at the memory and I smiled at it too, I looked at the camera “we met last year on New Year’s Eve at this party Dom was throwing, my ex had just ended things with me after revealing he’d been cheating on me for a couple months. This happened two weeks before Christmas~” (memory)

“God y/n I have been cheating on you for the past five months, I don’t love you anymore and to be honest I don’t think I have for a while now” my face was hot and teary I couldn’t believe this, all I could think of was how naive I had been and if I could return his Christmas present. After he said that I vividly heard the door of my apartment slam. My friend maya found me on the couch looking up at the ceiling, the tears were already dried but it was obvious I had been crying. “I’m gonna cut the balls off that piece of shit.” I glanced at her and snorted, she hugged me to sleep that night. Maya had been coming over every night after that, she’d make sure I was eating and drinking plenty of water. She hasn’t pushed me into leaving the house and I was thankful but after Christmas came around she decided that I should leave the house. “Okay come on y/n we are done moping and thinking of that selfish jerk. Kayla heard of this party on New Year’s Eve and it’s supposed to be super fun so we are going” I smiled at her and was greatful I had her so I nodded my head and as the night of New Year’s Eve neared she already had a dress picked out for me.

“Okay so have your phone on you on all times just in case we get separated, do not fucking hesitate to tell me if you want to leave. And lastly, are you sure you want to go out we could stay home and watch Boy Meets World on Disney+” I nodded and giggled at her “yes I am sure Maya, now let’s go before Kayla starts spamming you with messages” she snorted and grabbed we made our way downstairs once we got the notification that our Uber arrived. When we had arrived the party was in full blast the stench of weed and the beat of the music could be heard/smelled from down the hall. We made our way into the kitchen looking for drinks “where the fuck are the beers in this place” Maya shouted as we entered the small kitchen “they are in the cooler by the counter” we heard a voice behind us, maya said a quick thanks and grabbed two, I glanced to see who had given us the answer, “you look familiar” I said, maya turned around at my voice and looked at the guy in front of me “holy shut he does” he chuckled and was gonna respond to us when it clicked “youre that guy that dated that girl from that one show, Ohmygod I’m not gonna get this out of my head till I get it. What was her nameeee” Maya opened our beers handing me my bottle, the guy looked at us with excitement and curiousity “holy shit it was Cierra Remirez!” He let out a laugh and nodded. “Yep that’s my ex” he said it with a hand rubbing his neck “my name is Jeff, what are your names?” He seemed to be interested in Maya as he kept glancing at her, I giggled and said “I’m y/n this is Maya” he shook my hand and then mayas shaking her hand a little longer. “So what are you doing in an ordinary party like this I thought you hung out with that guy, what’s his name?” He grinned and finished my sentence “David Dobrik.” I nodded my head. I had heard of his name here and there and knew what he did to get famous but I had never really watched his YouTube videos. “Well he needs his new year montage so he got Dom to throw this party and here we are” I nodded and for a while we made small conversation until I felt like I was third wheeling and said “I’m gonna go to the bathroom real quick” I glanced at both of them so Maya would get the message of swiping him off his feet, it took me a couple minutes to find the bathroom and once inside I just opened my phone to scroll mindlessly on Instagram I hadn’t known how long I was in the bathroom for until someone opened the door and slipped inside my instincts went on high alert and looked for something Incase I needed to defend myself with. “Uhm excuse me?” The guy in front of me hadn’t noticed me, he had a camera and his forehead leaning against the door he seemed startled at the sound of me voice “holy shit I didn’t know someone was in here-” he quickly turned around “-I’m,,I’m sorry I should have knocked” his cheeks redend slightly, he was cute his hair in shambles and his eyes were captivating. “It’s totally fine I should have closed the door” it became quite the only sound heard was the beat of the music. “I’m David by the way” he extended his hand I had let my guard down feeling at ease with him “y/n. I think I just met your friend Jeff” he looked at little disappointed “so you’re a fan?” I shook my head “no I’ve heard your name before but I have not watched one of your videos” he smirked “that’s a first” he said.

(end of memory)“~after that we stayed in the bathroom sitting uncomfortably in the tub where he made a joke we’d probably catch a disease and forced me to watch a couple of his videos” David laughed “that is so not true I didn’t force you to watch them I said sorry since you’ve never watched any wanna watch a couple of them’ and you said yes” I shook my head “no you said you’d pay me to watch a couple videos and I was like no that’s dumb” he rolled his eyes but didn’t say another word just looked at me and started to smile “we should end the video.” I whispered to which he nodded “alright guys so that was the last question, I hope you guys enjoyed the video from now on you’ll be seeing this pretty lady in all my videos” I shook my head at his statement “well okay not all but I’ll try and get her warmed up for the camera” he gave his last dimple smile at the camera and turned it off.

“Ohmygod I can’t believe that took us two hours, how do you do that every day?” He laughed at my question “well usually I have more fun people to do this with” I immediately pouted and said “I’m hurt you’d say such a thing, I’m not talking to you anymore. You no longer get kisses” he laughed and tried to bring me closer to him I put all my weight to not move and shook my head “I won’t forgive you till you apologize” my face was breaking out into a smile as David kept trying to pull me towards him. He began sitting closer to me his hand resting on my waist “I’m sorryyyy now give me some sugar” I scoffed and glared at him, he pouted “you are the biggest clown I know” “oh so now I’m a clown” I began to laugh and start leaning into him. When I was centimeters from his lips I said “you should start editing if you want to get the video up” and got up to get some water from the kitchen he looked stumped and said “you are an evil person” I laughed and waved a soft bye as he got his laptop and started to work on the video.

An hour and a half had past since he started editing and I was casually watching Criminal Minds “andddd done” David said coming out of his room, I glanced back at him and smiled he sat down next to me and kissed my lips eagerly making up for the tease I gave him earlier. After a minute he stopped and got his phone out, opening Instagram he posted a photo of us a heart for a caption and tagged me. After he posted it he left his phone and leaned his head on my legs falling asleep as I rubbed his hair getting some energy before having to go out for the vlog.

Maya was one of the first people to text me with a screenshot of his post “fucking finally❤️” her message read, looking at the photo it had been the first photo we had taken in the uncomfortable tub with probable diseases. His dimpled smile and my own who had finally been at ease.

[stranger-who-writes-fiction]

Alright 5x19 let’s DO THIS.

(Warning: This will probably be long.)

WE BEGIN...by visiting Leviathan’s underground speakeasy.

The shot of Lex in the glow of the Kryptonite is great, 15/10 iconic Kryptonian Killer.

But SPEAKING of things that are green and bad...Gemma’s outfit is stage magician meets Mera from Aquaman and WAIT, WAIT, I’m just now remembering that the character in the comics was linked to Atlantis. Is that why they’ve gone with a green motif for her all season?

Probably not. Either way, still gives me knockoff Mera vibes. (*whispers quietly* I don’t like Mera’s outfit either.)

(I’m reading the Wikipedia entry for Gamemnae and did you know: she was exiled from Atlantis for being blonde?)

Anyways!

That’s just a very long-winded way of saying that the costume is kind of a weird choice.

Then we’re back in Kara’s loft and finally, FINALLY...someone tells Lena that there are BIGGER FISH, STOP REMINISCING.

And then the Superfriends arrive on the scene and they are ready to throw down.

Honestly same bro, same.

Also M’GANN IS ON THE TEAM I love it please, SG, please, hire Sharon Leal full-time. 

What is the current door-kicking tally--how many front entrances have the Danvers girls destroyed?

“Well the joke’s on Rama Khan and his big dumb gladiator outfit because I already defeated him once.” THIS. IS. WHAT. I. HAVE. BEEN. SAYING.

THE COSTUME IS SILLY AND NOT IN A FUN WAY.

Leviathan just has terrible fashion sense, is basically the theme of this season.

Oh my gosh M’gann being the one to suggest the multiple Karas and the WINK I love her, I love her so much.

PLEASE NOTE: That J’onn was like ‘the skirt is surprisingly comfortable’ but his response to the pants is, ‘they’re gonna chafe.’ 

J’onn J’onzz, Skirt Supporter. 

Then the Alex suit reveal and ooof, ooooof, probably the wonkiest of the scenes, unfortunately. (Can’t decide if I appreciate the effort of the CGI Alex or if it’s simply too uncanny valley.)

Also, put a pin in the Alex suit reveal. We’ll circle back to it.

(Oh wait and also: Kara’s scream and J’onn’s reaction all A+.)

Breaking chronological order here to just touch on the highlights and maybe discuss particular chunks in detail SO...let’s get right toooooooo....

Rooftop scene with Alex and M’Gann! Nice! But also I was like, ‘Alex just...has a bazooka? ...Yeah that tracks.’ And then I remembered that she has the martian weapon...honestly kinda prefer my accidental headcanon that she just owns one. 

Then back to Lena and Kara and we’ve come full circle because folks...they figuratively flew to Luthor-Corp...on a bus.

Oh if only that was the actual goal of this entire plot. I would applaud it.

SG writers, always: REAL threats come in groups of THREE.

I actually don’t mind it. They aren’t given a big introduction and amount of screen time, so it’s pretty unobtrusive. 

Then we get a Luthor-Corp lab scene AND a good look at Alex’s suit so LET’S CHAT.

Okay first and foremost: not opposed to vigilante Alex! Especially if it means she can work with Kara a bit more directly.

Love the color scheme! Love the hood! Love that the boots are no longer the stealth wedge heel but are just...heels. Good, yes, good! Also love that you can see it’s basically built on top of her DEO suit which totally makes sense, as...I guess Alex is building the suit mentally, not physically, technically, but she’d still be using stuff she’s familiar with to put it together in...her...mind?

I also think the top portion sits better than the DEO suit, which had that awkward...square-ish portion that covered the front of the torso.

But hmmmmmm the eye makeup is...a statement. 

Confused as to why they didn’t go with a domino mask...maybe it was an actor comfort thing but HMMMMM not my personal favorite, admittedly. (Also don’t love the lace up look on the front portion but that’s because it’s reminding me of some of the terrible costumes from Arrow.)

And then the hair clip, which. Okay. As someone who has been struggling to find a way to pull back short hair during this time of no haircuts...can’t be mad about it.

In fact, catch me over here, taking notes.

Alright, costume rambling OVER sorry for the tangent but, you know. New super suit, it’s always exciting. 

I like that Kara had to deal with not being able to be out fighting the threat! That’s a good bit of character stuff there.

“William went after Eve ALONE?!?!?” “No super hearing!” 

“Please, be careful.” “You know me.” “Yeah, exactly, that’s what I’m worried about.” And then a HUG and they’re just the best.

 Dunno if I’ve mentioned it yet but I love the effects they use for Gemma’s ‘true form.’ Very cool and creepy.

Does Andrea just...not question Gemma’s evil villain outfit...or...?

Much like Alex’s super suit we’re puttin’ a PIN in the Brainy plot we’ll get there but FIRST...

THE KARA AND LENA CONVERSATION.

Do I think it should’ve come earlier in the season? Yes! Do I care at this point? ...Okay, still yes! But that’s another pinned point I’ll get back to, right now let us just bask in the beauty that is specifically, verbally laying out all the CRAP Lena put Kara through, and Kara making sure Lena understands THAT is what hurt her, not ‘working with Lex.’

“You never understood.” BINGO. “I know I hurt you by waiting so long to tell you my truth but what about all the ways you hurt me?” EXACTLY. 

“I made one mistake, one mistake that was only ever meant to protect you and in return, all you did was hurt me in every way imaginable.”

Then Lena finally apologizes. For, you know, the stuff that was actually upsetting Kara. So. We got there. ...Eventually.

Then it’s off to save William and he’s talking down Eve! We love a noble journalist.

Kara cauterizing the bullet wound and William being like ‘DO IT no wait DON’T DO IT’ and Kara’s just like, ‘TOO LATE, IT’S DONE.’

RETURN OF THE POWER RANGERS SUIT NICE.

And theeeeen a lot of scenes that are fine but it’s mostly just legwork to get us to the bigger parts of the episode sooooo we’re jumping to...

Andrea! Pleasantly surprised with her part in the action of this episode. Had that nice moral conflict we saw in the front half of the season. It’s a little crammed in here, at the last minute, but. Still enjoyed seeing it.

A personal quibble on the visuals: I prefer the simple elegance of the season one hope speech, (Just a lone camera, in a rundown radio station XD) but I understand they had to convey ‘scale.’ Still think it’s a little much.

Oh man, totally forgot to mention, loved Nicole’s line read for, “Maybe you should’ve been meaner.” It was GREAT.

So there’s the fight against Rama Khan and his buddies, and Kara’s trying to talk people out of a MMORPG, AND Andrea shows up ready to kill somebody. 

The drama! The suspense!

THE SCORE.

I have another quibble with the cutting back and forth on the hope speech and it’s largely to do with perhaps inadvertent implications regarding who has to grow from pain and what pain in particular, but that might just be a ‘me’ thing, reading the scene a particular way, so I’m just gonna move on and say LOVE TO SEE A HOPE SPEECH.

Also:

Supergirl: “I believe in you.”

The VR peeps and us, the audience:

Alright time to talk about BRAINY.

Admittedly haven’t loved double agent Brainy, which felt more like a, ‘let’s add some drama’ move than anything else.

I do still stand by my assessment that Brainy being a few steps behind Lex made sense given his distress re: Nia and the Superfriends.

But also...was a little wild, IMO, that he didn’t have...some way to at least circumnavigate the radiation shield? Or at the very least limit it.

But again. DRAMA.

All that said...wow. Loved the two Brainys at the end, there. Genuinely touching.

“Will you stay with me?” “Till the very end.” 

BRAAAAAAAIIIINNNNNNNNY.

How do you make another Luthor reveal work when you ALREADY pulled the, ‘It was Lex all along!’ like, twice before?

You MAKE IT LILLIAN.

Like, dang it, I enjoyed it. How dare you, SG.

But THAT’S IT. NO MORE SECRET LUTHOR REVEALS. 

The terminator look and death shriek for Gemma was fittingly creepy very nice.

But also WOW, she never interacted with Kara. I am DISAPPOINTED. 

So anyways, that second Lena and Kara conversation! 

It was fine. It’s fine. This is fine. It’s...it’s fine.

(Except that it highlights a problem with the way this whole thing was set up and it’s not something unique to SG! It’s a problem I’ve noticed with a lot of redemption arcs--which seem to be all the rage, as of late--and that is a disproportionate amount of bad things done by the one character, and putting off the turn until like, the last possible minute to increase the drama factor and thaaaaat...is not a super satisfying conclusion because it’s a HUGE amount of build up for a relatively small pay off. Like, as Kara is listing the stuff that Lena’s done, it’s kind of a stark reminder that Lena physically and emotionally hurt Kara on purpose which. Is a glaring red flag. That’s the kind of thing that needs to be unpacked, maybe! Given some space!

Which isn’t to say that characters should never be forgiven, or that they need to be excessively punished. It just needs time. So saving the ‘redemption’ part for the very end where the characters NEED TO BE HEROES RIGHT NOW IN ORDER TO HELP OUT it’s...hmmmmmm. Too rushed.)

AND SO, SOME FINAL THOUGHTS ON THIS, THE SEASON FINALE, AND THE SEASON AS A WHOLE:

Wow but I did not like the focus on Lena. Not fun. No thanks.

Which is only made worse by the trashfire that is the SG fandom. 

Loved the moments of growth and agency for Kara, though. 

Loved the big crossover! It kinda made for a wonky set up of Earth-38 plot vs. Earth Prime plot but honestly anything the writers set up in the front portion of the season was going to be at the very least interrupted, if not completely derailed simply given the nature of what they intended to do with the merging of the earths.

Like give me SG’s approach to handling the front half of the season over Flash’s any day. 

Still too many characters! Still too much plot! Still weird pacing issues! XD

Forget it, Jake, it’s Supergirl.

Oh, honorable mention: The handling of Kelly! She was integrated so well into a nice intersection of plot points and characters that when she’s there to hack into the Obsidian stuff in the finale it’s like, ‘well naturally she’d be here.’ EXCELLENT WORK. 

William and Andrea win ‘most improved over their intensely unlikable introductions.’

To be clear: I liked this season finale! And the fact that it all came together as well as it did is a testament to the skill of all the folks involved, considering the awful extenuating circumstances.

Though, upon further introspection, I think I really do dislike the CGI Alex. Too far into the uncanny valley, sorry. 

IN CONCLUSION: Very, very sad that it’s gonna be a whole year, or possibly longer, before we get new SG content but, glad that the actors will have a little more time off than they usually might, and I’m all for holding off the production as long as possible, in order to keep folks safe.

WHAT are Lex and Lillian up to, like, specifically, and WHAT is Alex’s superhero name??? WILL the folks in charge of the new Superman show remember that it’s a Supergirl spinoff?!??! Find out NEXT YEAR only on SUPERGIRL! (And Superman & Lois!)

EDIT: I used the word ‘quibble’ twice which feels like one time too many, but also it IS a fun word to say. ‘Quibble.’ Ha. XD

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“Hands” MurielxFat!GN!MC

Summary: Muriel and a fat, gender neutral MC spend a lazy afternoon in ropes. He feels comfortable enough to tie them up, they feel comfortable enough with each other to be vulnerable. (MC has external genitalia)

(I really went gratuitous on the experience of fat bodies so like, lets go) @bazzpop

Warnings: ~Lemon~, Bad fat body feels, Bondage, Oral sex

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It was a lazy, cool afternoon in the forest.  Muriel had finished everything he had to do that day fairly early and was whittling away in the corner. He was making a gift for the person that he loved the most; a person that happened to be sitting in the same hut, just a few feet away. They were sitting on the edge of the bed and gently brushing Inanna’s fur, much to her delight. The world around them was loud, alive with the sounds of every creature in the forest, but inside the hut, it was quiet, peaceful. Muriel looked over at them and felt his heart swell. Despite everything in his life, finally being with them felt like home. 

They glanced at him, a smile spreading across their face. “Hmm?” Muriel’s face turned a light shade of pink. Inanna announced she was through being brushed with a whuff, and went to lay down on a fur on the other side of the hut. They turned fully towards him, and asked again. “Hmmmmm?” The vibration tickled their lips, and they stretched out lazily on the bed. 

“Did you, if you want, want to do something? We….don’t have anything to do this afternoon.” Their head perked up in interest. By the way that Muriel’s voice trailed off and the steady blush on his face, they knew exactly what he meant. 

“We don’t have to if you don’t want to.” He started to backpedal. They gave him a wide smile to reassure him. It had taken him a long time to feel comfortable asking for any form of intimacy when he wanted it; he’s often still uncertain when he does. They were still beaming with delight, though, that he asked. If they were honest with themself, the way they felt about Muriel being able to open up to them like that was almost as good as the sex itself. Almost. 

They got up from the bed and sat down next to where he was whittling. Resting their head on his arm, they studied what he was carving. 

“It’s a mouse.” His eyes fluttered shut, as if he was still embarrassed to finish his thought. “......I know they’re your favorite.” 

“You’re my favorite.” They planted a gentle kiss on his arm and watched his face flush more. “I love it. Thank you.” He relaxed a little and put it up on the shelf with his many other carvings and carefully replaced the knife in its sheath and placed it next to the bed. 

  “What do you want to do today?” The question seemed to catch him off guard, seemingly as if he forgot he was the one who brought it up. 

“I don’t know. Whatever you want to do. I’m not good at…...this.” The words came out all in one very nervous breath. They reached out and held his hand; their hand could fit entirely in his palm, but it didn’t stop them from trying. 

“Let’s figure out something we both want to do. I’d never make you do something just because I want it.” Muriel pondered the statement for a moment and nodded his head. He knew they were right. 

“So do you have….suggestions.” Muriel was frowning slightly at the thought of having to come up with ideas, but his eyes were full of curiosity and one eyebrow was raised. 

“We could keep it simple, maybe get under some furs and be together, do whatever feels best.” He pondered the suggestion for a moment before shrugging his shoulders. It wasn’t a bad suggestion. They looked down at their hands together, and had another thought. 

“If you’re in a creative mood,” They gesture their head towards the shelf of animal carvings, “we could break out the rope again.” Muriel’s eyes were bright, staring at them with a mix of intense curiosity and nerves. For a brief moment, he considered it, before slumping down in his chair slightly. 

“What’s wrong?” Muriel lets go of them and stares at his hands. 

“What if I hurt you this time? I...I don’t always know my own strength.” The way his voice caught in his throat made their heart ache. 

“You didn’t hurt me last time. And if anything is too tight, I always tell you. But, we don’t have to do rope things if you don’t want to.” He relaxed at their words; he was given a choice that he could make. He could say no and they wouldn’t be upset. He trusted them. His moments of doubt were getting shorter and less intense. Their love for each other wore away at his reservations a little every day since they first met. Muriel took a deep breath. “No...I want to.”

He looked down at his hands again, and didn’t see blood on them. He saw the way that they caressed his partner’s cheek in the forest, the way they moved through Inanna’s fur, and the way they twisted flower crowns with Asra. He saw the way they knotted rope around his lover’s limbs. He remembered the way that his partner put their total trust in him, and how gentle he was. He remembered that they trust him, and that he trusts them, wholly, completely. 

“I trust you.” The words that came out of his mouth seemed to surprise him. They stood up and pressed a kiss to his cheek. “I trust you too, Muriel.” The tension eased after that, with Muriel happily looking forward to what was to come. 

Muriel was good at rigging, his hands were adept at small knots and creating intricate patterns. It was always an exercise in trust, and one that helped him, a little at a time. He had finally trusted himself to not hurt them and to trust that they’d say something if he did. It did not escape his partner the emotional weight of the fact that he felt comfortable in his own abilities, and in their relationship, to try something like this.

He looked at them now, as they started to undress. The first time they were intimate with each other was a flurry of apologies for their own bodies. They stared at their feet while he apologized for his height and his scars and his inexperience. He stared at his feet while they apologized for their weight and their rolls and their thighs. It ended in a crying embrace until they both fell asleep. He woke up in the morning with his head on their stomach and their hands in his hair. It’d gotten better since then, they talked and touched and reassured each other. He looked at them with something close to wonder in his eyes that they could ever have disliked themself. He was mesmerized and more eager than ever to pull them into his lap and wrap his arms around them. 

As they walked by, he did just that, and they let out a small surprised snort. He buried his face in their neck and wrapped his arms around them, letting his hands sink into their stomach. Their hips covered his whole lap in a soft warmth that he adored. They proudly held up a bundle of green hemp rope. Asra had gotten it for them in his travels. Muriel very nearly passed out at the thought of asking him, but his partner had whispered to the request to him after Muriel was back in the hut. 

“Are you ready?” He asked. 

“Very nearly. But you’re not!” They jumped off his lap and spun around. 

“What?” Muriel’s eyes widened in concern, but his partner smiled. 

“You’re still dressed!” Muriel turned a deep shade of pink as he started to disrobe. The light danced in their eyes as they watched each buckle open and his furs fall to the floor

“..........” He seemed like he was going to say something, but he just looked at them and let a small smile fall across his lips. 

His partner kneeled on the bed and folded their arms behind their back, waiting. Muriel started to carefully wrap the rope around their arms and chest. He stopped ever so often to ask if they were okay before continuing. He watched his hands weaving rope so gently around his lover’s body, hardly believing those hands belonged to him. Muriel stopped to run his hands over their skin, feeling the little bulges and rolls from where the ropes were tied and the ones that were always there on their back and sides. He loved how soft they were. Muriel was pulled from his thoughts by a stifled snort. 

“That tickles!” They laughed lightly. 

“Oh! Sorry.” 

“That’s okay. Want to do my legs next?” He nodded solemnly, but the gentle smile never left his face. 

They laid back on the bed as Muriel bound their calves to their thighs. There had been some trial and error to figure out how to best bind fat legs, but Muriel was more than happy to experiment. They used to sit by the fire while Muriel practiced knots on their leg instead of whittling pieces of wood. It was fun; Muriel was relaxed and at home and doing something he never thought he would do in his life, but he enjoyed it. It was intimate in a way that he had never experienced before. They reminisce in their head about all the time they spent experimenting while Muriel was carefully working on the ropes on their leg. 

“Is it okay?”

“Mmmm. It’s perfect.” They gave the ropes a test wiggle, and everything stayed put. “You’re so good at this, Muriel.” He turned beet red at the compliment. Muriel helped them onto their knees, and kneeled down on the bed with them. He towered over them, so they gave his chest a few playful kisses while trying to keep their balance. They looked up at him with big, hopeful eyes. 

“Kiss me?” Muriel obliged and put his hand on the back of their neck and bent down to kiss them. He lingered in the kiss, relishing the feel of their lips against his. He kissed them again, putting both arms around their waist and pulling them close to him. His hands sunk into their sides and he could feel their stomach press up against his. They sat back on their feet and their eyes beckoned him closer. He helped them lay back and kneeled next to them. 

“Maybe you could… tell me what you want me to do?” Muriel muttered in a low voice. Even more quietly, he said, “I…..want to make you feel good.” 

They gave him a soft smile and threw their head back. “Kiss me, all of me. Anywhere and everywhere you’d like.” Muriel turned a softer shade of pink and bent down to kiss them squarely on the lips. He trailed kisses down their neck, gently balancing himself with a hand on their stomach. His lips lingered at the base of their throat, feeling their rising pulse. Muriel kept kissing down their body, eliciting a small gasp from their partner when his lips brushed their nipples. His lips were warm and soft and they could feel his hot breath on their chest. He kissed everywhere he could, everywhere that they thought would never be kissed so lovingly and tenderly. His lips sunk into their stomach as he pressed his whole face into them for reach kiss. 

He enjoyed being told what to do to them, so he knew that he’s doing exactly what they want in the way that they want. It was never a demand, or an order, but gentle suggestions to help put him at ease. His confidence in his own actions was growing, but there was a comfort, and a certain eroticism,  to having them describe to him exactly how they’d like to be touched while they’re bound up. 

He kissed their stomach again and again and pushed his face under it to kiss the ticklish line where it folded over, making them wiggle. He ran his hands over the outside of their thighs, feeling his own handiwork before bending over to kiss their legs too. He kissed the inside of their thighs and remembered the time they were crying on this very bed, convinced he would hate the way they were darkened on the inside from rubbing together. He kissed them harder now. He noticed that he could feel how hard they were as their cock brushed his face. He trailed his kisses to their knee before pausing to admire his own ropework. 

“I want you to use your mouth, please, and make me cum.” Their voice was calm, but bristling with anticipation. 

With a low grunt he readjusted himself, and placed his hands on the outside of their thighs. He pressed his mouth to the tip of their cock and they shivered at the feeling of his warm breath. Slowly, gently, he slid his mouth over it and took them into his mouth as far as he could. They let out a gasp and arched their back at the feel of his mouth on their cock. Muriel’s mouth was as masterful and deft as his hands. They felt every intricate movement of his tongue and lips, each one eliciting a moan. When he pulled his mouth back they wanted nothing more than to run their hands through his hair and guide his mouth back onto them, but the best they could manage was to arch their back up at him and ask, “Please?” 

Muriel’s mouth curled into a smile as he obliged, once more sliding his mouth onto them and grabbing their thighs until his face was surrounded by their soft warmth. Before long they were both gasping and moaning in pleasure. Muriel was entirely focused on their partner’s pleasure and they were able to think of nothing but the feeling of his mouth on their cock. 

“Muriel…” Their voice was breathless. He paused and tilted his head up so he could see their face over their stomach. “Please, fuck, I’m so close, I’m so close.” They shut their eyes and arched their hips into him as he continued to blow them. They could feel his warm mouth on their length and they finally couldn’t wait any longer. With a loud moan, they cried out his name and came. They strained against their ropes and clawed at the sheets behind their back.  

Wiping his mouth, he sat up and smiled at them. “Let me return the favor?” They mustered up the most innocent voice they could. Muriel nodded as a pink blush crept up his cheeks. 

“A little help?” They wiggled futilly, trying to sit up. Muriel pulled them up to their knees, and reclined himself where they were, stealing a kiss from them as he did so. They noticed that he  looked so beautiful in the fading afternoon light. To see him laid out, naked, in front of them brought up so many emotions. They could hardly believe that he trusted them so much that he could be completely vulnerable in front of them. He’d come so far from when they first met.  The thought nearly brought tears of love to their eyes, but they quickly noticed that he was not only completely naked, but completely hard as well, and all other thoughts ran from their mind. 

He opened his legs and helped ease them down to a position where they could reach his cock, but still lift their head if they needed to. The skin on his hands was rough, but his touch was so gentle. He laid back with one hand behind his head, and the other resting on his stomach. He absentmindedly ran his thumb over one of his many scars with a somber look on his face, before focusing his attention back to his partner. 

“Are you okay?” They asked. 

“Yeah...I’m o-,” He paused, reconsidering, “good.” Muriel smiled at them gently. He reached down to play with their hair and turned a bright shade of red. “Said something about returning the favor?” They flashed him a wide smile and bent down to do just that. He kept playing with their hair as they started to pleasure him; his low moans reverberated through his whole body. They paused every so often to look up at him, and admire everything about the moment. They took in how he bit his lip and shut his eyes tight in pleasure, the rise and fall of his chest, and the way his muscles moved as he arched his back. He was letting himself be vulnerable in every sense of the word, and that gave his partner a sense of content in their very soul. 

They continued until, with a gasp, he finished. He flushed pink when they met his eyes next. “Th-thanks.” 

“It was my pleasure, Muriel. As always.” They gave him a reassuring smile and laid as close to on their side as they could manage. He laid there and caught his breath for a moment, before moving to get up. 

“I can get those for you.” He gestured to the ropes.

“Good, because I’m dying to wrap my arms around you now.” He made a small noise of surprise before smiling softly. 

“Me too.” It was their turn to turn pink. His hands moved swiftly to unravel the knots he had made earlier. Before long all the ropes were off and he was winding them back into a bundle for next time. They got up and stretched for a minute, his gaze sweeping over their body, before climbing back into the bed with him. They wrapped their arms around his waist and kisses his shoulder blades. They no longer noticed the way the scar tissue felt different under their lips, it was all his body and they could only feel his warmth. Their lips lingered on his skin; they closed their eyes and thought about all the times they were sure this could never happen. He started to turn towards them, and wrapped his arms around them too; they opened their eyes and were filled with joy for the fact that it had. They put a hand on his neck, caressing his cheek with their thumb. His cheeks were warm and soft, covered with the slightest amount of stubble. He wedged one of his legs in between theirs and tangled their legs together, his smooth firm muscles contrasting sharply with their soft fat thighs. Muriel smiled as he ran his fingers over faded stretch marks on their body. 

“What?” They blushed and kissed the corner of his mouth. 

“You’re...real. Here, with….me.” The words came out barely above a whisper, as if after everything, he was still surprised that they hadn’t left. 

“I am. I’m here, I’m real, and I love you.” Their words flowed like water over his soul, soothing the doubts and fears that dared to still show themselves. His eyes fluttered closed. His hands were soft, pulling their body close to his, until there was no space between them. 

“I love you too.” There was no doubt or trepidation in his voice. Together, they shared gentle kisses and gentle touches until the last light of the afternoon faded to dusk. Muriel was happy, and in love, and his hands would only ever know soft touches on soft bodies with soft hearts from now on.

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Spooky Scary Funny Bone Ticklers (Chapter 4)

...It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing. Flowers are blooming. On days like these, kids like Frisk, Chara, Asriel, and MK... SHOULD BE LAUGHING LIKE HELL. Undertale(c) Toby Fox.

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Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

***************************************** SPOOKY SCARY FUNNY BONE TICKLERS

Chapter 4: The Beginning of Sans’s Revenge!!! ;)

 After a rather lengthy discussion about his work as a Driver’s Ed instructor, Sans, along with Papyrus and the four kids, finally made his way into the toolshed. And upon entering the toolshed, each one of the four kids were completely surprised with what Sans and Papyrus did to the interior of it. Every square inch of the floor, walls, and ceiling were completely padded!

 Chara: Oh my god, you guys! This place looks like a giant cell for one of those insane asylum patients!

 Papyrus: Huh, really? So, what are you saying, Chara? Are you saying you don’t like it? *asked Papyrus worriedly, fearing that Chara will say tell him she doesn’t like the new design of the toolshed’s interior*

 Chara: Huh. Oh no, not at all Papyrus! *assured Chara* If anything, I’m saying the exact opposite of that!

 Papyrus: Oh, ok, good! Whew!

 Moments later, MK, being the clumsy lizard boy that he is, accidentally tripped and fell flat onto his face on the padded floor.

 MK: Ooooof!!! …Hey, I didn’t hurt myself this time! The padding on this floor is so nice and soft! …Hehe; awesome!

 Asriel: Um, Sans, try not to take this the wrong way or anything, but even you have admit that this looks a bit creepy.

 Frisk: Heh; yeah, Sans, I’m with Azzy on this one. In fact, why exactly did you and Papy design the interior like this?

 Sans: Oh, I am so glad you asked kiddo. *responded Sans with an evil grin on his face*

 Frisk: Wait, what do mean by that, Sans? *asked Frisk nervously, very nervously*

 Sans: You’re about to find out. *claimed Sans in the one the most intimidating voices ever*

 With that said; Sans lifted Frisk and MK up off of the padded floor a few inches with his gravity manipulation powers. Then a few seconds after that, he moved the two kids towards himself and said to both of them,

 Sans: It’s a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing. Flowers are blooming. On days like these, kids like you… SHOULD BE LAUGHING LIKE HELL.

 Then, while chuckling “evilly,” Sans lifted both Frisk and MK at least six more feet up into the air; and then by the time he was finished, he said to them “menacingly,”

 Sans: …Because it’s finally time for my revenge!

 Chara and Asriel: (*gasp* Sans wants revenge on Frisk and MK for tickle torturing him for an entire hour last April!)

 Frisk: *horrified gasp* Oh no, not that! Anything but that! *Frisk shouted nervously*

 Then, not fooling anyone, MK said to Sans frighteningly,

 MK: Um, Sans, I’m, I’m not t-ticklish anymore, dude! So, uh, I p-probably wouldn’t try to t-tickle me if I were you! Because, uh, you w-won’t get any reaction out of me w-whatsoever! ...Am I talking too much? I feel like I’m talking too much!

 Frisk, Chara, and Asriel: Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! *the three Dreemurr kids laughed heartily upon hearing MK’s completely false statement about him not being ticklish anymore*

 Frisk: (Oh my god! Azzy said practically the same thing to Mom yesterday right before she started “Princess Tickle Time!” Did Azzy get the idea to say something like that from MK? Or, is it the other way around? …Do MK and Azzy have tickling adventures without me and Chara? Hmmmmm.)

 Chara: (Seriously, Lizzy Boy?! You think Sans is gonna fall for that?! XD Come on! That’s like saying your feet aren’t extremely cute… just like you yourself… and Justin! X33)

 Sans: Hehehehehe. So MK, you say you’re not ticklish anymore, huh? *Sans asked, playing along with MK*

 At this point, Sans dropped his intimidating act, which made both Frisk and MK feel less nervous about the entire situation but not quite enough to make them stop feeling nervous entirely.

 MK: Y-yes, that’s right! I’m n-not ticklish anymore! *lied MK once again* So, c-could you put me down, please?

 Sans: Hmmmmm.

 MK: P-Please, dude?

 Sans: Hmm, I can. But, on the other hand, if you say you’re not ticklish anymore, MK; then that means you shouldn’t react at all… when I do this! Hehehehehehehehehehehe!

 At that moment, Sans mischievously made both Frisk and MK unleash explosive laughter by summoning exactly 60 bones to tickle the two of them! And mischievous Sans was! 4 bones kneaded into Frisk and MK’s sides; 8 bones tickled Frisk and MK’s ribs as if they were playing them like xylophones, gently striking every individual rib as they acoustically played a song on them that couldn’t be heard by anyone in the room (Megalovania, perhaps?); 4 bones rubbed against Frisk and MK’s necks; 4 bones continuously dug into Frisk and MK’s armpits; 6 bones gently and continuously poked every inch of Frisk and MK’s tummies; 2 bones gently and continuously poked Frisk and MK’s bellybuttons; 8 bones glided along Frisk and MK’s spinal regions; 4 bones continuously pressed and into the backs of Frisk and MK’s knees; 10 bones devilishly tickled MK’s feet (6 of them are rubbing against the undersides of his six toes, 2 of them are rubbing against his balls, and 2 of them are gliding against his arches and heels); and 10 bones rubbed against the underside of MK’s tail (MK’s most ticklish spot!).

 Frisk and MK: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

 Frisk: SAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHANS, STAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAP!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! *SNORT* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!! *SNORT* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!! (Oh my goodness; good thing I still have my shoes and socks on!)

 Sans: Hehehe. Nope. …And let’s be honest here, kiddos, you knew damn well that this was eventually going to happen.  

 MK: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!! *squeak* OK, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA, I’M STILL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA, I’M STILL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA, I’M STILL TICKLISH!!!!!!!!!!!! *squeak* AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA~!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Sans: Hehehe. Of course you are, MK! You can’t fool me! Your “big brother,” Sans, knows things, many things. …Sometimes things you not might expect he would know. *claimed Sans teasingly* Hehehe.

 Frisk and MK: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!

 Sans: Hehehe. Holy hell, you kiddos are loud!

 As Sans tickled Frisk and MK, Papyrus stood idly by alongside Asriel and Chara and watched him.

 Chara: Hahahahahahaha! Hohohoholy crahahahap! Sans, you are sooooooo AWESOME!!

 Asriel: Hahaha! I know, right? Hahaha! Tickling those two troublemakers like that; hahaha, don’t let up on them now, not even for one second!

 Papyrus: Nyeh heh heh! Yes, good job, Sans. It’s about time we give these FOUR CHILDREN the tickling of their lives. *stated Papyrus with an “evil” smile on his face* Nyehehehehe!

 Chara and Asriel: Hehehehehehehe! *Chara and Asriel chuckled, not appearing to notice what Papyrus just said* ………Wait, FOUR CHILDREN?! *they asked very, very nervously, realizing what Papyrus was implying* What do you mean by FOUR CHILDREN, Papyrus?!

 Papyrus: Nyeh heh heh! It means that while Sans is tickling Frisk and MK over there, I’m going to be tickling YOU TWO KIDS over here! Nyehehehehehehehe!

 Chara and Asriel: *frightened gasp*

 Chara: RUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!

 Not even one second later, Chara and Asriel starting running as fast as they could over to the front entrance of the padded shed. But once they got there though, the two children were stopped dead in their tracks by Sans, who was still tickling Frisk and MK. While keeping his ticklish assault going on Frisk and MK, Sans froze Chara and Asriel in place with his telekinetic powers. Then after he did that, he lifted them up into the air and slowly moved them back over to Papyrus, who was just itching to tickle two ticklish kids like them.

 Sans: Uh-uh; no way out of it, kiddos! For the next while, not gonna say how long, you’re gonna be the victims of 2 SPOOKY SCARY FUNNY BONE TICKLERS!

 Papyrus: Nyeh heh heh! That’s right! And don’t even bother trying to yell for help! This shed is completely sound-proof, meaning that no one, not a single person, will be able to hear you anywhere outside as you laugh… and laugh… and laugh… and laugh… and laugh… ALL… DAY… LONG!

 Chara and Asriel: *gulp*

 Papyrus: Nyehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe~!!!! *Papyrus cackled “evilly” as he summoned an onslaught of bones to tickle Chara and Asriel with*

 At that moment, Papyrus, like Sans did a while ago to tickle Frisk and MK, mischievously summoned 60 bones to tickle Chara and Asriel! 4 bones kneaded into Chara and Asriel’s sides; 8 bones tickled Chara and Asriel’s ribs as if they were playing them like xylophones, gently striking every individual rib as they acoustically played a song on them that couldn’t be heard by anyone in the room (Bonetrousle, perhaps?); 4 bones rubbed against Chara and Asriel’s necks; 4 bones continuously dug into Chara and Asriel’s armpits; 6 bones gently and continuously poked every inch of Chara and Asriel’s tummies; 2 bones gently and continuously poked Chara and Asriel’s bellybuttons; 8 bones glided along Chara and Asriel’s spinal regions despite the fact that their backs were pressed against the floor’s padding; 4 bones continuously pressed into the backs of Chara and Asriel’s knees; and 20 bones devilishly tickled Asriel’s feet (6 of them are poking each one of his six toes, 6 of them are drilling into the undersides of his six toes, 4 of them are sawing the spaces in between his toes, 2 of them are caressing his balls, and 2 of them are gliding along his arches and heels)! And no matter where Chara and Asriel tried to move along the padded floor, the bones followed them, not ceasing their ticklish assaults for even a second. Asriel was completely losing his mind, laughing and bleating uncontrollably as several bones continuously rubbed against his many sweet spots. But Chara on the other hand, not so much. Since Chara’s feet, the most ticklish parts of her body, are protected by her shoes and socks, she was able to tolerate the tickle torture remarkably well. But when Papyrus removes her shoes and socks however, then it will be a completely different story. ;) (The same can also be said when Sans removes Frisk’s shoes and socks. ;))

 Asriel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!! *Asriel laughed incredibly hysterically and frantically, squirming and thrashing on the padded floor as much as he could with every passing second* OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!!!!!! *SNORT* *SNORT* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! *he bleated… just like that of an actual baby goat* GJOSERIUVSIURVHUIVUISLZERISLEHSIUEHGRIUVSLBRUVSIULRSRGAS!!!!!!!!!! MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!

 Chara: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Chara laughed frantically, but not nearly as frantically as Asriel… or Frisk or MK for that matter* PAHAHAHAHAHAHAPYRUS, YOOHOOHOOHOOU SEEHEEHEEHEEHEEAHOHOHOHOHORSE, WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAT GIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIVES?!!! *she asked Papyrus, confused as to why he’s tickling her and Asriel the same way Sans is currently tickling Frisk and MK* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AZZY AND I DIDN’T DOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOO ANYTHING!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! WHY AHAHAHAHAHARE WE BEING PUHUHUHUHUHUHUNISHED FOHOHOHOHOR SOMETHING WE DIDN’T DOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOO?!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!! RAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!

 Papyrus: Nyehehehehe! Chara, you and Little Asgore aren’t being punished for anything. Since you two love being tickled so much, this is just for fun!

 It’s true! Chara and Asriel are being tickled for fun. And although it may not look or sound like it at the moment, so are Frisk and MK! Sans and Papyrus have absolutely no intentions of harming these four children. None at all! As these kids’ “big brothers,” one of their primary duties is to make them laugh. …And sometimes the best way to do that is with tickles. Lots and lots of tickles! :D

 Papyrus: Now, face the almighty power of the Great Papyrus, kids!!! *shouted Papyrus as he slightly increased the ticking speed of his floating magical bones* Nyehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!

 Sans: And his brother, Sans the Skeleton. Hehehehehehehehe. …Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeet dunked on, kiddos!!! *shouted Sans as he too slightly increased the tickling speed of his floating magical bones*

 Frisk, MK, and Asriel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!! *Frisk, MK, and Asriel laughed even harder as they tried their absolute best to fend off the floating bones that were tickling them to precious pieces*

 Chara: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOU’RE GOHOHOHOHOHONNA PAY FOHOHOHOHOHOR THIS, YOOHOOHOOHOOHOOU BOHOHOHOHOHONEHEHEHEHEADS!!! *claimed Chara through her adorable laughter as she wiggled and squiggled on the padded floor right next to Asriel* EEEEEYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!

 2 minutes later…

 Frisk, MK, and Asriel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!

 Chara: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!

 Sans: Hehehehehe; so cool; so cool; so cool; so cool. Hehehehehe. *chuckled Sans while placing Frisk and MK on the padded floor with his telekinesis*

 After setting Frisk and MK on the floor, and while continuing his ticklish assault on the two of them with his floating bones, Sans crept slowly over to Frisk. And while Sans was doing that Papyrus crept slowly over to Chara. Then, a few seconds after that, Sans and Papyrus, very teasingly (and skillfully), removed Frisk and Chara’s shoes.

 Frisk and Chara: AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! NOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHO SAHAHAHAHAHAHANS/PAHAHAHAHAPYRUS!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHON’T TAHAHAHAHAHAHAKE OUR SHOES OFF!!!!! *the two girls pleaded through their laughter* GUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU~!!!!!

 But Sans and Papyrus did not listen. They just kept on removing the two girls’ shoes. ;)

 Sans: Hehehehehehehe. Get out of here, shoes. Go on, get out of here. …Hehehe; or should I say, “SHOO?” Hehehehehehehehehehe.

 Papyrus: Ugh! Again with the puns, Sans?!

 Sans: Hehehe. Yep.

 After Frisk and Chara’s shoes were removed, both Sans and Papyrus began peeling off their socks to reveal their small pairs of extremely ticklish feet. ;)

 Frisk and Chara: AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA!!!!! NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! DOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHON’T TAKE OUR SOHOHOHOHOHOCKS OFF TOO!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! SAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHANS/PAHAHAHAHAHAHAPYRUS, PLEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEASE DOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHON’T TAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAKE OUR SOCKS OFF TOO!!!!! *the two girls pleaded nervously through their laughter as they felt their socks being pulled off in such teasing manners* GUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU!!!!! LEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEAVE THEM ON!!!!! EEEEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!

 A few seconds later, both Frisk and Chara’s socks were completely removed.

 Papyrus: Nyehehehehehehehe!! Now the real fun can begin!! *claimed Papyrus charismatically as he wrapped his left arm around Chara’s ankles* Nyehehehehehehehehe!!

 San: Hehehe. *chuckled Sans as he wrapped his right arm around Frisk’s ankles* Oh yes, I agree. Hehehehehe.

 Moments later…

 Sans: And now for our FEETure presentation! *teased Sans “evilly” as he began tickling Frisk’s bare feet with his bony left hand fingers, gliding them ever so slightly and rapidly all along her soles, slipping and sliding them in between her toes, poking her toes one by one with them, etc. etc.* Muehuehuehuehuehuehue!!

 Papyrus: Nyehehehehehehehehehe!! Agreed!! Nyehehehehehehehehehehe!! *laughed Papyrus “evilly” as he began tickling Chara’s bare feet with his bony right hand fingers the same exact ways Sans is tickling Frisk’s bare feet with his bony left hand fingers*

 Frisk and Chara: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHA!!!!!!!!!! *the two girls laughed hysterically, squealing and shrieking as bony fingers danced all along their bare feet so teasingly and “evilly” (and as floating bones continued tickling them practically everywhere else on their sensitive bodies)* OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH MY GOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOD, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA, NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO, NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOT OUR FEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEET!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!! GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!

 Asriel and MK: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! *the two boys laughed hysterically along with the girls as floating bones continued tickling them* HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOLY MOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOLY, THIS TICKLES SOHOHOHOHOHO MUCH!!!!!!!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!/EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!! OOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOO GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!

 With Sans and Papyrus tickling Frisk and Chara’s bare feet the ways they currently are, Frisk and Chara, along with MK and Asriel, are now completely at the Skelebros’ mercy! :D They’re wiggling and squiggling on the floor like cute little jellies; they have the most priceless expressions on their cute little faces; they’re screaming at the top of their lungs with some of the most hysterical laughter the Skelebros have ever heard from them, etc. etc. Sans and Papyrus’s eye sockets were having a feast and the kids’ laughter was music to their nonexistent ears. But Sans and Papyrus aren’t done tickling them yet; not even close. ;) And why should they be? They’ve only just started! ;)

 Sans and Papyrus: Muehuehuehuehuehue!!/Nyehehehehehehehe!! *The Skelebros laughed in an “evil” manner, super proud of themselves for tickling 4 adorable children like the Dreemurr kids and MK*

 2 minutes later...

 Sans: SWITCH!!

 By shouting, “SWITCH,” Sans has just given Papyrus the indication to tickle a different child’s feet with their bony fingers. And after a few seconds, that’s exactly what they did. While continuing their ticklish assaults with their floating bones yet again, they stopped tickling the girls’ feet with their bony fingers and began tickling the boys’ feet with their bony fingers, gliding them ever so slightly and rapidly all along their soles, slipping and sliding them in between their toes, poking their toes one by one with them, etc. etc. All while the floating bones that tickled Asriel and MK’s feet moments ago tickled Chara and Frisk’s feet. :)

 Frisk and Chara: GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!! *the two girls laughed very hysterically upon feeling a bunch of floating bones tickle their bare feet the same way they tickled the boys’ feet moments ago*

 Asriel: BWAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! *Asriel laughed even harder as Papyrus began tickling his feet with his bony fingers* OHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOH MY GOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOSH!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! PAHAHAHAHAPY, YOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOUR FINGERS TIIIIIIICKLE MOHOHOHOHOHORE THAHAHAHAHAHAN YOHOHOHOHOHOHOUR BOHOHOHOHOHONES!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! *he bleated adorably as he felt Papyrus’s fingers touch 2 of the spaces in between his toes* OHOHOHOOHOHOHOHHOH GOHOHOOHOHOHOHOD, NOHOHOOHOHOHOOT IN BETWEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEN THE TOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOES!!!!!!!!!! *he pleaded* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!

 Papyrus: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!! X33 You’re so cute and adorable, Little Asgore!! Nyehehehehe!! Especially when I, The Great Papyrus, tickle you where you’re most ticklish! Nyehehehehe!!

 Asriel: EEEEEEEEEEEYAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!! (*gasp* What… the… heck?! How did Papyrus know that I’m most ticklish in between my toes?! Did Frisk tell him?! Did MK tell him?! Did “Uncle” Gaster tell him?!) *Asriel thought confusedly to himself*

 For some reason, Papyrus knows exactly where Asriel and Chara are most ticklish, which is super weird considering the fact that he’s never tickled Asriel and Chara before. :/

 MK: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! *MK laughed even harder as Sans tickled his feet with his bony fingers* SAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHANS, NOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHO!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! DOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHON’T USE YOHOHOHOHOHHOUR FINGERS!!!!!!!!!! *he pleaded* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! I HAHAAHAHAHAHAHATE THEHEHEHEM!!!!!!!!!! *he claimed falsely* GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! I HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHATE THEHEHEHEM SOHOHOHOHO MUCH!!!!!!!!!! *he claimed falsely a second time* EEEEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!

 Sans: Huh. You don’t like it when I tickle you with my fingers, MK?

 MK: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! NOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHOHO, I JUHUHUHUHUST TOHOHOHOHOLD YOU I HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHATE THEM!!!!!!!!!! *he claimed falsely a third time* GAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!

 Sans: Huh. Well, that’s too bad. …Because that means you’re REALLY not gonna like what we have in store for you kiddos next. *claimed Sans as his practically permanent smile widened* Hehehehehehehehe.

 MK, Asriel, Frisk, and Chara: (Wait!! What the heck does he mean by that?!!) *the kids thought nervously to themselves as they continued laughing hysterically and adorably at the same time* FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA~!!!!!!!!!!

TO BE CONTINUED...

[kachulein]

🌸85 Questions🌸

Since the last time I did this tag was a few months ago, I thought I’ll do it again. I was tagged by the cutie @taeyongsflatbutt thanks dear💖

Rules: Answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people.

Last

1. Drink - tea and water

2. Phone call - I literally never call anyone besides my therapist, so yeah, my therapist :3

3. Text message - I’m currently spamming my baby @taetaejagiyaaa95 with links to dance performances of the dance club I’m in lmao

4. Song you listened to - I’m listening to What Now by Rihanna as I’m writing this (I’m actually listening to the playlist @taetaejagiyaaa95 made for me💖)

5. Time you cried - Today while listening to Grow Up by Stray Kids because the lyrics and the song in general hit me so hard that I cannot listen to it without crying T-T

Ever

6. Dated someone twice - nope, when I end something it’s a definite end and I’m not getting back together with that person

7. Kissed someone and regretted it - Actually yes... because there was this one time when this guy pressured me and kind of forced me into kissing him and I didn’t know how to escape ;-;

8. Been cheated on - not that I know of :o

9. Lost someone special - Haven’t we all? :/

10. Been depressed - Probably at some points in my life

11. Gotten drunk and threw up - yup >.< but I was like 13/14 years old back then and a stupid idiot

Fave colors

12. I seriously love all colours

13. Especially pastels

14. and of course black

In the last year have you…

15. Made new friends - YES💖

16. Fallen out of love - definitely (glares @ ex bf for treating me like crap and just ghosting on me without ever explaining his actions to me...so I guess that’s over for good)

17. Laughed until you cried - I always cry when I laugh tbh and my friends like making fun of me then xD

18. Found out someone was talking about you - probably but I can’t really remember since I push such moments out of my mind

19. Met someone who changed you - I believe every person you meet in your lifetime has some kind of impact (big or small) on you and thus changes you to some extent (maybe only just for the time being they’re in your life but still)

20. Found out who your friends are - Yes, I am actually better at reading people than it may seem^^

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook friends list - Idk I don’t use facebook anymore xD

General

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know irl - Again, idk since I don’t use it anymore

23. Do you have any pets - a Kitten💖

24. Do you want to change your name - My last name, yes. Since I don’t like it and people like making fun of it smh

25. What did you do for your last birthday - I went out to dinner with my mom and stepdad and ended up having the whole restaurant sing me happy birthday^^ it was awesome omg

26. What time did you wake up today - At noon I think

27. What were you doing @ midnight last night - I was finishing off a reaction on my blog @kachuwritings and posted it

28. What is something you can’t wait for - My I am WHO album to finally arrive T-T

30. What are you listening to right now - Daya - New

31. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom - nah, I don’t know no Tom :o

32. Something that gets on my nerves - Someone interrupting me when I’m in the middle of daydreaming, people who brag about how great they are and in general just arrogance gets on my nerves a lot, animal cruelty is something that makes me extremely mad and sad and in general people with bad personalities/who abuse others/treat others badly, any form of discrimination and inequality in this world, our society and especially the unrealistic beauty standards our subconscious is being fed through the media 24/7 and so many more

33. Most visited website - Tumblr, YouTube and Vlive

34. Hair color - black^-^

35. Hair long or short - about middle length but I’m growing it out c:

36. Do you have a crush on someone - yesssss but not on someone I know irl glares @ Han Jisung from the other side of the world

37. What do you like about yourself - I really like being an empath tbh because it allows me to fully understand other people’s struggles and it can be nice to feel everything so deeply (love for example) (of course there’s also a downside to it) :3

38. Want any piercings - I already have 8 piercings on my ears but I always thought about getting nipple piercings someday but I honestly don’t know about that one^^’’ what do you think?

39. Blood type - A

40. Nicknames - Kachu

41. Relationship status - married to Han Jisung in my head single like a pringle

42. Zodiac - Aquarius

43. Pronouns - she/her

44. Fave TV shows (Can I add anime? I don’t watch other TV shows) - Sword Art Online, Tokyo Ghoul, Ouran High School Host Club

45. Tattoos - A violin key with a rose on my right forearm (that I drew myself and it signifies my love for music) and I’m thinking of getting angel wings on my shoulder blades but I need to draw them first kdjdksooidsfuhi

46. Right or left handed - right

47. Ever had surgery - nope

48. piercings - ears

49. Sports - dancing,,,mainly & hula hooping

50. Vacations - I’ve been to England, Spain, France, Germany, Switzerland(of course), Denmark, Czech Republic, Austria, Italy and Greece already but never outside of Europe jckdcudscn but I’m going to South Korea next year c:

51. Trainers - uhm... don’t really know what to answer here???

More general

52. Eating - I ate potato salad for dinner but that was around 6 hours ago lmao

53. Drinking - water^-^

54. I’m about to watch - Nothing since it’s 3.30am and I should go to sleep

55. Waiting - for better days *sigh*

56. Want - to be more motivated and not always feel exhausted and powerless on a daily basis because every little thing gets me overwhelmed lately and I feel so lazy since I lack power to accomplish anything and I have so much shit to do T-T 

57. Get married - not sure ._.

58. Career - Probably psychologist but I’m actually dreaming of becoming a singer&songwriter

Wich is better

59. Hugs or kisses - Depending on my mood either can be better

60. Lips or eyes - ....I love both equally tbh, beautiful eyes and plump lips really affect me sjakdansfunoj Hyunjin’s lips are a good example seriously they look so soft :( and Felix’s eyes are extremely beautiful and big wow

61. Shorter or taller - shorter because I’m too tall and I hate it ._.

62. Older or younger - younger, I don’t wanna grow up the world seems to only get worse the older I get akfnsdfisdsuld

63. Nice stomach or arms - hmmmmm I LOVE slim waists so I guess stomach?

64. Hookup or relationship - relationship!!! ALL. THE. DAMN. WAY. i can’t stand hookup culture :/ (but you do you fam, I’m not gonna judge anyone since it’s none of my business)

65. Troublemaker or hesitant - hesitant (I’m a good girl okay :c)

Have you ever

66. Kissed a stranger - I don’t think so omg

67. Drank hard liquor - yup, long ago though, I barely drink since I don’t like alcohol due to,,, reasons

68. Lost glasses - surprisingly, no xD

69. Turned someone down - unfortunately, yes :/

70. Sex on first date - It wasn’t a date... o.o it was just a hookup and that made me realize that I dislike sex without love involved and that’s how I found out that hookups are nothing for me^^’’

71. Broken someone’s heart - Probably the people I’ve turned down :/

72. Had your heart broken - ...yes

73. Been arrested - OMG NOOOOOO :o

74. Cried when someone died - Yes

75. Fallen for a friend - No never

Do you believe in

76. Yourself - I really wish I could

77. Miracles - not sure but I hope they’re real T-T

78. Love at first sight - naah

79. Santa Claus - yeeeah no, I’m not 5 years old anymore honey^^

80. Kiss on first date - Sure if it feels right

81. Angels - Not sure o.o

Other

82. Best friend’s name - I don’t have a best friend actually... (applications are open lmao)

83. Eye color - a really ugly brown istg there are so many beautiful kinds of brown eyes out there and mine just look ugly tbh D:

84. Fave movie - I have so many skaudbjf but Harry Potter is pretty high up on the list (I cannot trust people who dislike Harry Potter... my ex disliked it...yeah that just confirmed my hypothesis)

85. Favorite actor/actress - I always liked Audrey Hepburn, Olivia Newton-John, Julia Roberts, Keira Knightley, Emma Watson, Cameron Diaz, Meryl Streep, Amanda Seyfried, Pierce Brosnan, John Travolta, Patrick Swayze, Jack Black, Logan Lerman, Dylan O’Brien, as well as Leonardo DiCaprio, Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Colin Firth and Hugh Grant - see, I can’t choose D:

soooo that was it yay^^ I’m tagging @marculees @taetaejagiyaaa95 @glamjae @bloomingfantasy @taetarte @1oonar @00njm @star-sam @hyunjinsgiggle @jbemin @orrin-uwu @redcucumbers @donghyuwus @alonelysquid and as always, you don’t have to do it💖

[fearlesswords]

Photograph Chapter 10 part 2 Rainbow Hunter?

TOPANGA'S POV

Auggie sweetie will you go check on Aunt Katy for me? Tell her I said for her to take a break. "Okay mommy." He ran out into the bakery from the kitchen, where I stood scooping ice cream onto the kids apple pies. I go out into the bakery carrying the kids pies. Here you go kids Alamodome. I say with a smile. "Topanga oh my god" I hear from behind me. Jack I say with a nervous laugh. How ya doing? "Good you know busy." "He's a corporate goon." Riley says. Oh that's uh that's nice. "So you work here?" No my best friend and I own it. I say with fact in my voice. Jack seemed shocked at this news. "WOW things sure have changed." Yeah well I say with a small smile. Can I get you anything? "Um sure what do you recommend?" The apple pie is a personal favorite of ours. "Okay than I'll have a piece of apple pie.

JACK'S POV

Riley motioned for me to sit down. Maya... "Jack." How are you? "Look I we all know you don't want to be here so let's just cut to the chase." Who says I don't want to be here? I ask truly wanting to get to know Maya. Not only as my niece, but as a person. I want to know what kind of person she truly is. "Well you don't even know me. You didn't even know I existed. When is the last time you spoke to my dad?" I didn't have an answer or a response for anything she said to me. "Exactly you don't know anything, anything about my dads life now. You don't know anything about him, my mom or me. So let's just stop all the small talk." I'm completely speechless. "We have to do a family tree for our end of the year project. As you probably know uncle Shawn can't tell Maya much as he doesn't know a lot about his dad's family. Your dads family. We were kind of hoping you could fill in the gaps."

Of course Shawn and I we don't have the same mom though. "We have that covered." Riley told me with a smile. I proceeded to tell them about my family Maya wrote it all down. "I'm not sure how my dad is going to feel about me going to you of all people." Maya tells me. I'm a bit surprised by that statement. I don't know why but I am. And then the boy that's with them I think his name is Farkle, asks me. "What's your problem?" What? "I mean you have an amazing family that you basically know nothing about. Maya is truly one of kind. You wouldn't know that though would you. Her parents are some of the nicest people I've ever met in my entire life. Same goes for Riley and her family." Farkle tells me.

AUGGIE'S POV

I was sitting at the counter talking to my mommy and aunt Katy. Does she have a name yet? I ask looking at aunt Katy's tummy. "No not yet. She smiles at me. Do you have have any maybe uncle Shawnie Maya and I can use?" Hmmmmm Rainbow! Mommy and aunt Katy giggle "hmmm Rainbow? I like it." "You're really good at coming up with names." Mommy tells me.

[taehyungiesnoona]

85 Questions~

––answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people

––tagged by @mostlymin 💛 (ily Sunnie!)

––tagging: @minnsvga @hunkyhobi @cutelittleyoongi && @bymoonchild (if you guys want to that is, no pressure)

LAST

1. drink - water

2. 📱call - to my dad asking him about his day while i was on my lunch break

3. text - a guy i recently reconnected with (nothing serious)

4. song you listened to - euphoria (you know i love me some kookie)

4. time you 😢- 3 months ago when i got my heart broken by someone i thought really wanted something lasting.

HAVE YOU EVER

6. dated someone twice - yeah, i dated someone on and off for 4 years

7. 😘 someone & regretted it - yes, and only because he was a sloppy kisser haha

8. been cheated on - sadly, yes

9. lost someone special - yes

10. been depressed - yes, i’ve been struggling with depression for years now and am proud to say it has been more under control with the past year.

11. gotten drunk and thrown up - drunk, yes but i never puke. 

FAVOURITE COLOURS

12. any shade of pink (mostly pastel)

13. mint green

14. lilac

15. periwinkle 

in the last year have you

16. made new friends - yes

17. fallen out of love - only once

18. 😂 until you 😢- yesterday when I was watching the latest episode of Run BTS!

19. found out someone was talking about you - i think i have?

20. met someone who changed you - multiple times

21. found out who your friends were - most of the friends I turn to are the ones I made online. i don’t really have friends irl

22. 😘 someone on your facebook friends list - more than one haha most of my friends on FB are people i went to high school with.

GENERAL

23. how many friends from your facebook friends list do you know irl - idk tbh honest, i don’t use FB much anymore but i know quite a few just don’t know the exact number. 

24. do you have any pets - yessssss i do, my babyyyyyyy Oreo

25. do you want to change your middle name - no, i like my middle name alot. it’s really pretty. 

26. what did you do for your last birthday - went to olive garden

27. what time did you wake up today - 5:40 AM for work

28. what were you doing last night at midnight - i was crashed tf out

29. what is something you can’t wait for - to see BTS in concert 09/16

30. what are you listening to right now - playlist is on shuffle and currently playing Fire

31. have you every talked to a person named tom? - i remember having a manager named tom so yes i have lol

32. something that gets on your nerves - when someone younger than me (mostly in their teens) calls me “hun” or “sweetie” idk it just bothers me haha

33. most visited website - tumblr, twitter and youtube

34. hair color - it’s supposed to be blue black but my natural dark brown hair is beginning to show again.

35. long hair or short hair - my hair is pretty long

36. do you have a crush on someone - i actually do, i have a small crush on a coworker of mine but nothing will ever come out of it lol

37. what do you like about yourself? - i like how big my eyes are as well as their color

38. want any piercings? - nah piercings aren’t my thing.

39. blood type - let me get me get back to you on this

40. nicknames - shay (yup shay isn’t my real name), shayshay, shay bae, peanut (only family calls me this)

41. relationship status - mentally married to kim taehyung

42. zodiac - leo

43. pronouns - she/her

44. favorite 📺 show - i don’t watch much tv but i used to love the vampire diaries as well as degrassi

45. tattoos - 1. getting another one next week for my birthday

46. right handed or left? - i’m a leftie

47. ever had surgery? - no

48. piercings - my ears were piecred when i was a baby and though i haven’t worn earrings in forever the holes are still there. idk it’s a bit weird 

49. sports - i’m not into sports at all

50. vacation - it’s been a while since i’ve gone on a vacation since i’m too busy adulting.

51. trainers - i’ll be honest, i don’t know how to answer this one haha

MORE GENERAL

52. eating - some chips

53. drinking - dr pepper

54. i’m about to watch - nothing for today since i caught up on everything for now

55. waiting for - the weekend so i can sleep!

56. want - to cuddle Taehyung, Jungkook, Jimin and Oreo...all at the same time

57. get married - refer back to question 41

58. career - i’m an account representative currently, i’d love to become a teacher of some sort one day.

WHICH IS BETTER

59. kisses or hugs - kisses! especially when you feel those sparks

60. 👄 or eyes - eyes most def

61. shorter or taller - it never matters to me but i do have a preference to taller

62. older or younger - don’t make me choose. i’d have to say i have a thing for younger guys (hence my biases)

63. nice arms or stomach - uhhhhhh.....neither really matter to me, stomach maybe?

64. hookup or relationship - relationship for sure

65. troublemaker or hesitant - hmmmmm, troublemaker

HAVE YOU EVER

66. 😘 a stranger - i don’t think i have? 

67. drank hard liquor - yes when i was younger. i don’t drink much now

68. lost glasses -this happens too frequent. i keep telling myself to put them in the case, i’m so blind without my glasses

69. turned someone down - yeah multiple occasions recently

70. sex on a first date - i haven’t really been on a date but no

71. broken someone’s ❤️- yeah and it sucked being the heartbreaker

72. had your 💔- yes and it sucks being the heartbroken

73. been arrested - i’m a good girl

74. 😢 when someone died - yes, i get in my feels heavily

75. fallen for a friend - i fell so hard for an friend i had while living in NY. he was literally my type and everything. we actually both liked one another, even kissed but things were...complicated so we decided to stay friends.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

76. yourself - sometimes

77. miracles - yes 

78. 💛at first sight - i’m a hopeless romantic so of course i do!

79. 🎅- not anymore, that ended when i saw my mom putting the presents under the tree

80. 😘on a first date - i see no problem if you click with the person right away

81. angels - yes, i always believed they do

other

82. best friends name - oreo 

83. eye color - light brown

84. favorite movie - rush hour series (i crack up all the time), and also the 1997 version of Cinderella

85. favorite actor - i don’t really have one

[scorpioetry]

My incredible brilliant and peerless daughter @blesbianism tagged me to do this and I’m going to make her proud!

Rules: Answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people.

last

1. Drink - literally the weakest iced tea I’ve ever had

2. Phone call - my mom. something about the wee doggies

3. text message - “I KNOWWW!!!! IM LIVING MY BEST LIFE”

4. song you listened to - sound and color by alabama shakes

5. time you cried - can’t remember ): probably a movie

ever

6. dated someone twice? - no

7. kissed someone and regretted it - yes

8. been cheated on - no

9. lost someone special - yeah.

10. been depressed - indeed. I am now!

11. gotten drunk and thrown up - no

fave colors

12. Peach

13. Blue

14. Millennial Pink

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends - god yes!!!

16. fallen out of love - I’m confident that yes but it’s a lil bit of a work in progress

17. laughed until you cried - yes. Tonight. Lucy told me an airport story that had me on the floor.

18. found out someone was talking about you - i think so? IDK!!!!!

19. met someone who changed you - hope so!

20. found out who your friends are - hmmm. no.

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list - no!

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - most of them but I have a few random like Martin kwerly from Ned’s declassified

23. do you have any pets - two doggies!

24. do you want to change your name - yes I know it sounds stupid but I wish my name was honeymoon and I wish I had a different last name

25. what did you do for your last birthday - nothing

26. what time did you wake up today - 7am

27. what were you doing at midnight last night - sleeping girl!!!!

28. what is something you cant wait for - Michelle tagged this as black panther which is true but number one is becoming a better Me this year

30. what are you listening to right now - sound and color again

31. have you ever talk to a person named tom - yes??? Lmao

32. something thats getting on your nerves - Dominic never texts me!!!!! What the fuck!.

33. most visited website - tumblr

34. hair color - brown

35. long or short hair - i love long hair but mine is short

36. do you have a crush on someone - ask me who I DONT have a crush on!

37. what do you like about yourself - I’m kind and I can make people laugh and I can be judgmental but I think I keep it to the right things

38. want any piercings? - lots but I know I couldn’t do the proper care

39. blood type - idk but I gave blood last year and the flobotomist poked me and went “oh you drink a lot of water?” And I’ve never come down from that high

40. nicknames - i have none but I love being called pet names like Baby honey sugar sweetie etc

41. relationship status - whole

42. zodiac - message me to get into it

43. pronouns - she/her, or they/them, rarely he/his

44. fave tv shows - the good place, AtLA/LoK

45. tattoos - i have one and want more

46. right or left handed - right

47. ever had surgery - wisdom teeth

48. piercings - ears. And two cartilage ones I used shitty jewelry for so now I have two extra accidental little tattoos I forgot about!

49. sport - watch your mouth!

50. vacation - chicago pls

51. trainers - ???????? I’m a Boots Gal

more general

52. eating - frequently

53. drinking - stay hydrated my babie children’s

54. im about to watch - the back of my eyelids

55. waiting for - black. panther!!!! (Left unchanged from Michelle)

56. want - to be honest and healthy

57. get married - not in my cards :/

58. career - i like mine for now. Ideally, I’d be a singer/comedian

which is better

59. hugs or kisses - hugs

60. lips or eyes - lips

61. shorter or taller - SHORTER.

62. older or younger - older

63. nice arms or stomach - all tummies are nice you fool. You rube.

64. hookup or relationship - idk broe!!!! Relationship I bet

65. troublemaker or hesitant - hesitant!!!!

have you ever

66. kissed a stranger - yes mostly unfortunately, this is to be avoided

67. drank hard liquor - yes, unfortunately, this is to be avoided!

68. lost glasses - not ones I was using

69. turned someone down - nope

70. sex on first date - what is a date?

71. broken someones heart - I hope not.

72. had your heart broken - hmmmmm. Only by myself!

73. been arrested - no

74. cried when someone died - yes

75. fallen for a friend - convinced myself I had but actually no

do you believe in

76. yourself - yes!

77. miracles - yes!

78. love at first sight - yes

79. santa clause - whom?

80. kiss on a first date - live a little!

81. angels - hmmmmmm. No

other

82. best friend’s name - lucy

83. eye colour - dark blue

84. fave movie - nick and Norah’s infinite playlist, girl walks into a bar, while you were sleeping, when harry met sally

85. fave actor - Oscar and John..... my boys

tags: ok hex let’s try

@furcoatdreamgirl @part-time-pyro @tropicalfucko @librabutch @libramimosa @cleanie @manaphy @hartlem

[starbombed]

@gay2012

rules: answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people.

1. last drink: coffee 

2. last phone call: my dad called me earlier and immediately hung up

3. last text message: “i just killed chaske”

4. last song you listened to: this

5. time you cried: nothing really sticks out but it was probably recent

6. dated someone twice?: nope (the same person twice or ?)

7. kissed someone and regretted it?: ive never kissed anyone : / smh

8. been cheated on?: [redacted]

9. lost someone special?: yeehaw

10. been depressed?: OH U KNOW

11. gotten drunk and thrown up?: yup (dont drink alcohol kids)

fave colors

12. green

13. cerulean

14. burgundy

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends?: yep

16. fallen out of love?: nope

17. laughed until you cried?: YES 

18. found out someone was talking about you?: i think

19. met someone who changed you?: definitely

20. found out who your friends are?: idk what this means but yeah

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list?: my what now

general:

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl?: i dont have facebook

23. do you have any pets?: i luvvvv my cat and my dog is cool i GUESS 

24. do you want to change your name?: obviously yeah

25. what did you do for your last birthday?: i honestly cant remember 

26. what time did you wake up today?: 5:00 am

27. what were you doing at midnight last night?: hitting that SLEEP

28. what is something you cant wait for?: i wanna.......kiss my girlfriend 👀

30. what are you listening to right now?: refer back to question 4

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom?: no

32. something thats getting on your nerves?: when ppl say sorry too much

33. most visited website: youtube or this hellsite

34. hair color: reddish brown

35. long or short hair: short

36. do you have a crush on someone: i have a girlfriend

37. what do you like about yourself: SOMETIMES i can make a funny joke

38. want any piercings?: nope

39. blood type: O negative i think

40. nicknames: jay/jamey/james

41. relationship status: @pugbup i think i have a crush on u : // hsthosrgdg i love u so much

42. zodiac: cancer

43. pronouns: they/them

44. fave tv shows: adventure time and id die for hxh

45. tattoos: no

46. right or left handed: right but i can kinda use my left

47. ever had surgery: nope

48. piercings: my ear ones closed up 

49. sport: im gay

50. vacation: ????

51. trainers: idk what this means pal

more general:

52. eating: nothing

53. drinking: nothing

54. im about to watch: hxh when ellie gets back

55. waiting for: ellie to get home from school because im gay

56. want: a hug from my gf

57. get married: @pugbup we should totally do this one day reiowhtrhdgf

58. career: a what now

which is better:

59. hugs or kisses: touch starved gay cant choose

60. lips or eyes: eyes

61. shorter or taller: i honestly dont care

62. older or younger: what.

63. nice arms or stomach: HUH

64. hookup or relationship: relationship

65. troublemaker or hesitant: im hesitant but troublemakers are fun

have you ever:

66. kissed a stranger: no

67. drank hard liquor: yup (again, dont drink alcohol kids)

68. lost glasses: no bc people end up breaking them before that can happen

69. turned someone down: yes

70. sex on first date: IM 15

71. broken someones heart: i hope not

72. had your heart broken: yesssss

73. been arrested: nope

74. cried when someone died: no (not when they actually wind up dying)

75. fallen for a friend: oh yeah babey

do you believe in:

76. yourself: kinda

77. miracles: yep

78. love at first sight: hmmmmm kinda

79. santa claus: nope

80. kiss on a first date: yeehaw

81. angels: im dating one you ABSOLUTE fool

other:

82. best friend’s name: ellie 👀

83. eye colour: brown im boring

84. fave movie: the first pkmn movie or castle in the sky/kikis delivery service

85. fave actor: idk

if i tag ppl ill die so if u wanna do this go wild

[shanesmadej]

I was tagged by @proinsiasweeney (why can’t i tag you AH), thank you!! ♥

Rules: Answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people.

I’m tagging: @jamaelwestman, @wheezebreeze, @peachyelio, @sebbys, @from-the-shire, (and everyone else that wants to do this, i’m too lazy to tag more ppl)

last

1. drink - water

2. phone call - i honestly can’t remember? probably just a customer at work

3. text message - “😗🐳” from a friend lmao

4. song you listened to - praying by kesha

5. time you cried - yesterday (i think?? i’ve been crying a lot this week, i had a really rough time lmao)

ever

6. dated someone twice? - no

7. kissed someone and regretted it - no

8. been cheated on - no

9. lost someone special - yes

10. been depressed - yes

11. gotten drunk and thrown up - yes, i throw up all the time when i’m drinking lmao

fave colours

12. black (idc that it’s not a colour, it is to me)

13. blue

14. violet

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends - yes (♥♥)

16. fallen out of love - not really

17. laughed until you cried - yes

18. found out someone was talking about you - no

19. met someone who changed you - i guess

20. found out who your friends are - no, there was no drama (that i can remember)

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list - i don’t even have a facebook account so no

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - again, i don’t have facebook lmao

23. do you have any pets - a rabbit, a cat and a horse! (yes, i have a cat now and he’s the best, this is still so weird to say, AH)

24. do you want to change your name - nah, i’m fine with it

25. what did you do for your last birthday - nothing special really, a new buzzfeed unsolved episode came out exactly on midnight, so i watched that and made some gifs i think, but the rest of the day was pretty normal. my grandmas visited and stuff and i got a little bit drunk but that was pretty much it

26. what time did you wake up today - 8am

27. what were you doing at midnight last night - sleeping

28. what is something you can’t wait for - i can’t wait to see if i’m gonna be confident enough to ask someone out on a date next week (or the week after that, depending on when i’m gonna see the person next) lmao the gamescom this summer, i guess. there’s nothing much i’m looking forward to right now

30. what are you listening to right now - daddy issues by the neighbourhood

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom - yes, no one interesting tho

32. something that’s getting on your nerves - how nervous i am today and how nauseous i’m feeling because of it, the fact that i’m so cold rn, a lot of other things i don’t want to talk about lmao

33. most visited website - probably tumblr?? even tho i’m barely on here atm i’m so sorry also youtube and netflix

34. hair colour - like a light brown

35. long or short hair - long(-ish)

36. do you have a crush on someone - not really?? idk, i have a hard time figuring out what i’m feeling

37. what do you like about yourself - i’m starting to really like my height?? i used to hate that i’m pretty tall but idk, i kinda like it now, i even started to wear shoes with a (little bit of a) high heel???

38. want any piercings? - not atm

39. blood type - ????i honestly don’t know

40. nicknames - sven, svenju, svenusch

41. relationship status - single

42. zodiac - scorpio

43. pronouns - she/her

44. fave tv shows - SO many oh god,,,, brooklyn nine-nine, supergirl, the flash, jane the virgin, grey’s anatomy, gilmore girls, sense8, skam, ,,,,,,,,,,

45. tattoos - don’t have any yet, but i think i’m gonna get one at some point

46. right or left handed - right handed

47. ever had surgery - two of my wisdom teeth were removed (if that counts) but other than that?? i don’t think so

48. piercings - both earlobes

49. sport - i don’t really like any sport lmao

50. vacation - we used to travel to denmark when i was younger a lot and i love it there, honestly

51. trainers - i,,,,i don’t think i even own any trainers, i always wear boots or smth

more general

52. eating - nothing rn

53. drinking - still drinking water

54. i’m about to watch - i’m not sure yet, probably last night’s jane the virgin episode tho, i just realized i haven’t watched that yet

55. waiting for - nothing rn, i’m just enjoying the weekend because i didn’t really have one last weekend

56. want - some good food, tea, someone to sing with lmao

57. get married - maybe??? idk, that depends on so many things

58. career - i don’t even know what i’m doing right in this moment, and i have no idea what i’m gonna do in the future so,,,,,,,,,

which is better

59. hugs or kisses - hugs i guess (i’ve never kissed anyone so i don’t know what that’s like lmao)

60. lips or eyes - both?? idk

61. shorter or taller - taller

62. older or younger - depends

63. nice arms or stomach - nice arms

64. hookup or relationship - relationship

65. troublemaker or hesitant - hesitant

have you ever

66. kissed a stranger - no

67. drank hard liquor - yes

68. lost glasses - no

69. turned someone down - kinda

70. sex on first date - i’ve never been on a date, but i don’t think i could do that

71. broken someones heart - not really?? i think

72. had your heart broken - yea

73. been arrested - no

74. cried when someone died - yes

75. fallen for a friend - kind of, yes

do you believe in

76. yourself - no i’m such a mess lmao

77. miracles - that depends, but,,,yea i guess

78. love at first sight - not really

79. santa claus - lmao

80. kiss on a first date - sure?? why not

81. angels - hmmmmm, no

other

82. best friend’s name - i don’t really have a best friend?? i guess

83. eye colour - green-ish with some brown

84. fave movie - interstellar, howl’s moving castle, the aviator, wonder woman, ....

85. fave actor - there are so many jesus, i’m too lazy to list all of them