#anti elf

[serregon]

“how could you like Galadriel with Celeborn he’s such a boring guy compared to her” you absolute buffoon you will not survive the winter. Celeborn being boring compared to his eldritch angel wife is the whole appeal. it’s elf Connecticut Clark x Malvina

you’re invited to dinner at casa Lothlorien and you ask Galadriel to pass the butter and she looks you dead in the eyes and tells you the exact time and place of your death. and Celeborn is just like “isn’t my wife smart 😃”

“what do you see in that guy” “he makes me laugh” a la Jessica Rabbit, but Galadriel’s laugh is absolutely terrifying. Celeborn tells a shitty pun straight out of some dollar store joke book and Galadriel lets out this classic Disney villain laugh, and the sky quakes and you hear fear in the language of the leaves and Celeborn is just like “I’m glad you liked that one ☺️”

[doc-killjoy]

I don’t ship shame but… caleo.

[leidensygdom]

By the way, this is where this blog stands. I'm so fucking tired. Support your favourite artists however you can- we need the help more than ever.

[smolmilkling]

A quick portrait of Genevieve, the peace domain cleric of Selesnya I'll be playing in an upcoming Ravnica game. Peace and love, baby.

[majorasnightmare]

im so glad bg3 made everyone fixate on how cool drow are and had minthara as one of THEEE best characters period because for years i had to hide my truth from a community of elf haters, but now i no longer face ostracization for what i deeply truly believe in

freaky purple elf hot and also badass

[ttrpg-smash-pass-vs]

They're elves of the shadowfell, normal human height. They specialize in teleportation and invisibility, with the casters among them throwing in confusion and fear and illusion. Be careful though, as any trained in combat start making non-elves slower and worse while within 10 feet. From depression, from the sound of it. Their angst about being more ancient and timeless than you wordlessly attaches to you like a parasite, slowing you down. Good for if you enjoy concepts like-

Shadows, but like DARKER than shadow, that lash out when they're moody

looking beautiful unless in shadow, in which case they're corpselike

ignoring pointless things like "comfort" and "morals" and "rules"

being the chosen of the Raven Queen, and on her behalf collecting dark tragedy, sorrow, and feelings of loss.

being corpse pale with jet black hair, pure black eyes, and covered with tattoos/piercings/anything that would make a generic white suburban mom in the 50's scream in terror.

Lumping them all together because they're all the same outside one having mage hand and such. Idc what weapon they're holding.

[everlusts]

i can’t lie and pretend im not disappointed with the season as a whole but im kinda rejuvenated into shipping haladriel at the moment because “how can you still see romance in-“ well now that’s going to inspire 10 pages worth of why they do in fact crave each other whether you whine or not

[caution-we-bite]

Elf

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Name: Elf, Stealth Elf (prefers Elf)

Gender: demienby

Pronouns: they/xem

Sexuality: aroace

Proxy / signoff: 🦴

Jobs/roles: holds trauma, holds memories, helps out headmates in our system, helps with studying and school

Source: Skylanders Academy, not too connected to source but still connected

Other info: has a typing quirk and only sometimes uses it, enjoys the company of Spyro and other people who share source (in sys and out of sys), most definitely has mommy issues /hj

Open to chatting! :D

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[elfqueen006]

Ok guys before I go to sleep, I wanna ask a question to help aid in the direction of my sdj OC x Canon anti-harem* fic called 'Three Cheers For Attention'. Do you, any of you, think that Sunny Day Jack could fall out of love with the owner of his tape under circumstances of abuse and just generally not loving him?

If yes or no, please elaborate.

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* an anti-harem is when the MC of the story is hated/ignored by the male leads, who are already dating a black lotus type character. Throughout the course of the story, the male leads will learn more about the MC w/o the influence of the black lotus and will either fall for them instead or they simply find common ground by the end of the story.

This trope is popularized most often in the Undertale fandom. For example: There's Still Magic by rosescries

[rev3ng3]

"proshippers dni" well boy do i have something to tell you

[3mo-mvtt]

Chat, I'm so confused rn....

TW: $h, bl0od (IT'S ALL SFX. NOT REAL. BLOCK DON'T REPORT PLS)

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So, I was trying to cvt js now and for whatever reason, I guess my body's being a big pussy today cause I only did a couple little tiny cvts on my arm and I got all hot and dizzy and started to feel like I was gonna throw up.... this NEVER happens to me wtf. I swear I have such a high pain tolerance guys idk what js happened 😭

Anyway, here's the pics (even tho they're the most pathetic cvts I've ever done in my life...)

I'm kinda pissed abt it too like wtf. I'm genuinely really confused...

[tyrinecarver]

First two in the BG3 series! Gale and Shadowheart are next. But first I have to prep for my FAVORITE HOLIDAY EVER and I still haven't finished making clothes for all my skeletons yet >_<; See you all after Halloween!

BG3 fanarts (Astarion & Karlach) © Tyrine Carver and Wil Woods of Musetap Studios

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[plasticbabyart]

Another WIP while km busy studying- Some Stealth Elf backstory !!

Since I've merged Reignited (The idea that Spyro was adopted and is Dragon Royalty) and Skylanders, I only thought it fair to expand Elfs story-

Raised by a tree in her early years, Elf was found by Master Eon who took her to the Academy to train as a hero- She was never officially adopted by Eon, only trained by him, but her personal connection with him ended soon after Spyro came along.

[blu-et]

i'm a good 15 hours into veilguard and no one has made negative comments toward my elven rook? not even in minrathous where elves are literally slaves? no mention of alienages except in the codex and not one ear-related slur. it's like they are trying to rebrand thedas as a land of tolerant, multicultural liberal democracy. very strange!

[sweetmapple]

Forcing myself to draw Astarion with other companions through increasingly bizarre ref pictures part 3 (ref from maliktheoracle on twitter)