#anti buddietommy

[lover-of-mine]

I can forgive bucktommy but I need buddietommy to DIE. STAY AWAY FROM MY BEST FRIEND EDDIE

[watchyourmouthorgetslapped]

Me when I see buddietommy in the buddie tag

[buckgettingstruck]

Yaaay is it still 9am pettiness time?? I agree SO hard re: the utter pointlessness of T to buddie. They do not need that man for ANYTHING. they fulfil each other so totally and completely a threesome situation would end before it even began. They are BEST FRIENDS. they don't need him!!! All they need to do is figure out the sex part (google and communication is a thing!), so they don't need him for that either!!

Also Buck murdering T before he could touch eddie is SO real lol. T's muay thai wouldn't save him from buck's sheer feral insane jealousy. Eddie would be like, having to rescue T by distracting buck with kisses so T can escape 😂 awkward and hilarious actually!

technically its 11 am pettiness time but yes im down 🙂‍↕️

you’re totally right — all they would need is google and to talk to each other about what they want lmfao tommy would have to leave the room 😭

i dont think eddie would mind too much about buck’s jealousy kicking tommy out either lmfao his possessive streak would be so satisfied

also eddie would think tommy isnt touching buck right so. heh

[ranbling]

I find it so weird when people say a throuple with Buck&Eddie&Tommy would be good like.... Eddie and Buck are obsessed with eachother and Tommy is just like 🧍

[lover-of-mine]

I totally get if you don’t wanna post this, but I just found out that a new name for buddietommy is “tuckie” and it was so jarring and hilarious that I had to share 😭

This makes so little sense I literally had to ask someone where the ie come from before I realized this was buddietommy and a consequence of them thinking buddietommy is making it seem like Tommy would be left out. This is so........

[lover-of-mine]

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Different anon but. Excuse me, WTF?? I'm going insane rn. Why is it a Novela plot? This is honestly worse than the ones that make them poly, and THAT is a brand of crazy I don't mess with. You are the bravest soldier going through those. Tommy's name is one of the first tags I block when searching for new works in ao3. Can't believe i have to block his bestie too, now. God, how I miss when we didn't have to remember these guys names, they used to racist 1 and racist 2 in mind.

Yeah, I have some friends who like to psychologically torturing themselves with their fics so I also end up finding out through them. Actually, my personal favorite is not the saleddie, it is the eddie x rocker aka Lou's character in swat. Because Rocker is Tommy if Tommy was a less bigoted cop, so apparently they decided that since swat is also in LA, Eddie should literally get his very own Tommy, by giving him Rocker. I saw a few where Tommy and Rocker are twins and a few they are not related, unfortunately a few that are a Buck, Tommy, Eddie, Rocker square (yes, the square fics were explicit, why wouldnt they be. One of them was tagged object insertion, gun play and bottom Eddie, it made me want to cry). That's more insane than the buddietommy thing imo. Yeah, I miss when I didn't have to worry about them.

[buckgettingstruck]

in defense of my (jokingly) shipping of buddietommy: it's literally just so tommy would stand in the corner and watch as these two become abnormal about each other. my ideal situation is this: through lots and lots of mental gymnastics, a recently out eddie is invited on a threesome by buck (because he still can't conceptualize his attraction to eddie. but this he can explain away, helping a friend, and having fun with his boyfriend, whatever insane excuse his mind can concoct) so they start pretty normal. though decidedly at first buck is caught in the middle, but then tommy LOOKS at eddie and buck just sees red, and it turns into a twosome with tommy watching like ross did in friends. the end

this is exactly my vision ngl so hell yeah

[buckgettingstruck]

Sorry to bring haterism/pettiness so early in the morning, but I Saw Something and had Thoughts.

The poly shipping of buddietommy baffles me more than bucktommy. What is that man adding to their relationship other than a third dick? Those two have been fulfilling all of each other's needs (other than sexual) for 6 years. They are so wrapped up in each other they are going to forget any person other than Chris.

yeah its literally just that 😭 no hate to people who like poly ships etc but its just that in this case

also if im being honest at 9 am in the morning rn. i think if a threesome were a Situation To Occur (tm) buck would rather murder tommy than let him touch eddie (or any other third party tbh) and itd just get so awkward so fast 😭