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Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.
LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.
Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.
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#unforth rambles#fuck ai#llms#sorry but i think this every time I see a reblog with more haha funny answers#how many tries did it take to generate the absurd#how many resources got wasted just to prove what we already know - that these tools are a joke#please stop contributing to this
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Not me ... imagining your AU with Warwick undergoing the Beauty and the Beast transformation back to Vander ... and Silco ... a la Belle ... feeling VERY conflicted about it.
Vander: Silco! It's me!
Silco: ...
Silco: 🧐
Silco: Change back.
This is exactly the kind of ask I gotta make art for
We all love Vander as Vander buuuuut Warwick was an upgrade in some ways.........
#my art#sketchy sketch#zaundads#vanco#answering stuff#how many dick jokes can I make? the infinite amount#just watch me
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Jason, who is constantly making death jokes, and gets back a "dgaf" kind of answers from his siblings. Which he is... used to. Firstly, because it is what siblings supposed to do, be mean to each other, and secondly, because... they are not wrong. His death didn't mean anything. No one cared much about him dying. Yes, they were bothered that he died - a kid, a son and a brother, had died. Everyone mourns dead kids, he wasn't special. Right?
So, he is fine with whatever he gets from his brothers. He often laughs back, even his laughter sounds far too strained to his ears. But, honestly, whatever! It is fine!
Until once, it isn't.
Maybe it is just a bad day. Or maybe his death anniversary is getting closer, and he gets more anxious. Nonetheless, he makes another joke - something about warehouses and crowbars; so, nothing new - and gets a usual funny-snappy reply back, something along the lines And no one cared. And he just huffs, his smile turning to a scowl, and before he can take it back, he shrugs.
'I know.'
Suddenly, it is too quiet in the room. And suddenly everyone is staring - confused, hurt, slightly surprised, even. Jason tries to laugh it off, to make them stop looking at him with so much pity, but his forced laughter sounds too much like a certain clown's in his insane, tired mind, and he ends up murmuring a haste farewell, before practically running away from the cave.
He thinks someone tries to call him back, but he ignores it.
The defeating silence and the looks of pity haunt him in his dreams for the rest of the night.
#does it haunt him that no one answered back immediately something against it too? probably#i just saw the meaniest joke about his death for no reason in internet with a 'drag his ass' comment following it and so here it goes#let the boy cope with his death by jokes why you all try to shut him up omg#jason todd#red hood#dcu comics#dc universe#dcu#batman#batfamily#batfam
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Yeah, I don't know about you, Fidds, but I'd fold at this 🙏
Previous!!
Next!!
First!!
#no Stan don't use the puppy dog eyes Fidds won't be able to say no!!!#yeah I don't know where this is going but i made more lol#should i keep going i actually don't know#are you guys liking this PLEASE ANSWER ME 😭🙏#stan has hit the luck goldmine in his lifetime of the exact opposite#the last time he was this lucky he was born and even he's not too sure how lucky that actually was 🙏#Fiddleford does NOT want to rebuild that portal guys 🙏#i have a feeling that he might anyway though 🤞🙂↕️#cole's art#art#gravity falls#grunkle stan#stanley pines#gravity falls comic#yeah cause i am drawing comics now#that small drawing i did as a joke has really run away from me..#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddlestan#vampire fiddleford#werewolf stan pines#werewolf stan#gravity falls halloween au#i love you guys that followed me for this 🙏#why is stan spilling his guts about pushing his brother into an interdemensional portal to the first shmuck that walks by??#well..... idk he sees Fidds and hears that he knows Ford and he sees him as Ford's friend and he thinks oh man he deserves to know#mullet stan
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FNAF Michael refuses to be gaslit on “THE BITE OF 83”
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#vanessa fnaf#fnaf vanny#fredbear#fnaf 4#security breach#fazbear entertainment#fnaf fanart#literally like what is fazbear entertainments damage BAHA#IDK if you guys know this#In the pizzaplex era the in universe cover up for the bite of 83#is literally Fredbear eating burgers#it’s on arcade cabinets and even irl merch#they’ve just made Fredbear a ‘hungry’ guy#which is so crazy what a way to spin Michael’s most traumatic moment#Michael here was just joking around he didn’t expect a legit answer back#Vanessa feels bad too she knows this is in poor taste..#honestly no joke I think ‘Fazbear entertainment’ is like#one of my favourite parts of the new fnaf era#you learn sm about them in subtle ways what lengths they’ll take for a quick buck#truly their only evil is their capitalism it’s great#sorry to Michael Afton again though they love to profit off your misery
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i think maggie would be the only person in the leverage universe who DOES notice the leverage team members occasionally becoming famous. like she’d tune into the world news and then have to call the team to check if sophie really died in a small european country during a turbulent election. "no but wasn’t my funeral so poignant? they put my face on the $20 note!" okay great glad to know you’re not dead. she watches a game of baseball on TV and just sighs deeply when the camera pans to eliot. next time she sees the team, she compliments his baseball skills. for some reason he mutters something about a sandwich while looking wistfully into the distance.
#leverageposting#leverage#maggie leverage#maggie collin’s#she’s the only person immune to tv logic in a tv show (usually)#i mean as much as i joke abt ‘oh wouldnt ppl notice that sophie looks like a murdered first lady’ the answer is rlly no probably not#but maggie’s eye for detail + picking up on irregularities + awareness of lev team + tendency to run into lev team…#she’s like ‘how are you out there clark kenting it and not getting caught’ it bothers her#and she’s basically cursed with this knowledge. it keeps happening to her.
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“who would win a hot dog eating contest?”
“is that an innuendo”
“yeah”
“me”
“yeah dan”
was actually entirely too much information, i would watch 100 different cuts of the no but seriously imagine it before before i listened to that again…
#Bc they didn’t even play it off with a joke….#Like WHERE was the teeheee this is a joke#they just answered it with their initial reactions and moved tf on#you AT LEAST could have made a joke about a glizzy or something….#dan and phil#phan
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The cut they did with the latest chapter...Malleus was straight up a HORROR VILLAIN IN THE BEST AND MOST TERRIFYING WAY EVER.
"You're 'awake', aren't you, Shroud?" CHILLS LITERAL CHILLS
now, let's be fair to Malleus, he started out very politely! a dainty little knock on Idia's door. graciously allow a couple of minutes to give him a chance to realize that his rebellion is futile and all shall succumb in the end. then, when that doesn't work, a firmer but still unquestionably mannerly knock. then just straight-up haunting his shit
honestly, there was a surprising amount of Twst trying out just a little bit of horror movie in this one! like. you're having a nice cup of tea one minute and then it turns into Alice in Wonderland Does The Cube. everything's red for some reason. your friend's mom is actually a mass of giant shrieking arms rising from the depths to drown you in an ocean of chamomile. this is all a precursor to being hunted as the most dangerous game throughout a labyrinth by dopplegangers of your best friends. what's going on, Twst. are you okay.
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 12 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 12 spoilers#...this felt less tangential before i went to actually post it#my brain is all over the place right now i apologize#did very much appreciate how we cut from malleus' still quite polite knocking#and then when we finally cut back a few hours later idia still hasn't answered his door and the room is just SHAKING#malleus probably thinks he's still showing remarkable patience given the situation#anyway i do apologize for this again. for some reason silver going I PLAY THE OCARINA was ridiculously funny to me and i want it everywhere#i think just because we had an incredible superband for about thirty seconds there#i'm so sad we never got to hear any of them#just imagine it#like...okay we do know cater knows how to play guitar#(the light music club tends to be portrayed as more 'enthusiastic' than 'good' but to be fair that's probably mostly lilia's fault)#and then riddle on vocals and che'nya on bass#having not actually experienced any of their playing the actual quality of which is anyone's guess#meanwhile adeuce are doing interpretative dance over in the corner#ortho is delightedly pressing buttons on a soundboard with no regard as to audio harmony#sebek is sawing away at a violin with immense gusto and absolutely zero skill#and in the back there's silver just dead-facedly piping away on his ocarina like the weird little forest nymph he is#why no i still haven't gotten any sleep. too busy thinking about how much i really want deuce to actually ask riddle about his pet dog.#i want this to be the new running joke that deuce never figures out
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I feel like this is a dumb question but what are ur pronouns??
I could tell you but one time someone DMed me interested in commissions so I gave my info but when I clicked their blog just to see what they might request it said "men DNI" and they ghosted me so maybe they found out I'm a man and I lost a precious precious ninety five dollars. So online I keep it ambiguous for mass appeal. Maybe that makes me a "sell out" .
#(this is a joke)#(i mean it was a real thing that happened but me being mad/financially unstable about it as a joke)#(what's the tone indicator kids use these days for that)#serious answer: im a man irl but idc that much what you refer to me in the context of being an online creator
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Not all who wander are lost. Some who wander, however, are extremely, extremely lost.
#note: this is a kitchen in a house of change. they are still on the road w the party#not to say i think that maybe chillin out in one location with some loved ones and planned visits from their friends would fix siffrin#but i am saying that they do seem to hoard random items at every given oppertunity. which is an interesting habit#isat#isat fanart#in stars and time#in stars and time fanart#isat spoilers#sifloop#isat siffrin#isat loop#sloops#lucabyteart#but yeah no i dont actually know that siffrin would wwwant to be . travelling literally forever. given the. well. um#that one QnA answer especially. the immediate deflective joking when asked how long they'd been a traveller. mm.#it's not like they chose this life is the thing. and we know they have a habit of forcing themselves to 'stick to the script'#i really do think they'd be better for some stability. its not like you cant have a house and also go on fun travel holidays also#(if you want my real opinion. why not just move to bambouche to help raise bonnie. but. that's fanfic territory at that point)
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i've seen folks hc Senshi as brazilian because of the way he looks in the modern aus. do you? :o
Luis Inácio Senshi da Silva canon
#to answer your question not really but it's a fun hc#ask#anonymous#senshi#for non brazilians the joke is that modern senshi looks like a younger version of our president#brazil posting
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does charlie support the lesbian community?
i am the biggest supporter of the lesbian community man no joke those hard working women need all the support we guys or anyone can give them you know god bless lesbians god bless america i love both my country and lesbians
fr no cap
#smiling friends#charlie dompler#lesbian support#go out there and support your local lesbians today no joke dudes#art answers
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hey! coming over to dc from marvel and the timelines are confusing me lmao. which continuity is considered “canon”?
#if this isn't a joke#then I am so so so sorry anon#the answer is....any and none of them#people pick one depending on the weather#or who they're beefing with on tumblr rn#dc#dc comics#marvel#marvel comics#I'm crying#not happy tears#the tears of someone realizing other people don't go through this#other fandoms have singular canon#singular continuity#not this hellscape
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dan is so fake he’s always like “this is your chance to ask us important, hard hitting, deep philosophical questions” someone asks how do you feel having an entire generation look up to you and he’s like physically? yeah haha we’re so tall 🤪
#im joking ik it’s like a script at this point#and the silliness of the questions and answers is the fun of preshow#imo that’s not even a super serious question though#im not saying it’s easy to answer but like#he cannot take anything seriously id like to see him try and earnestly answer a deep question#i feel like they definitely know how to set boundaries now tho#like the way he made fun of us going domestic questions!!1 for the dishwasher one im sorry that I care you share a life together 😔#sorry this turned into a preshow tag yap#dnp#dan and phil#phan#tit tour
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guys will put out any option to try and combat the idea of cass becoming batman but it’s always a good time cause the other choices are terry (exists in an elseworlds canon from the 90s), damian (the least interesting thing that could be done with his character imo), jace (this is a joke — they do not know who jace is), bruce’s arthritis riddled corpse, dick (would rather kill himself), or tim (would rather kill h
#however the funniest answer is maps mizoguchi (this is also a joke — they hate women)#spokes#dc comics#when rr2009 stops being used as the baseline for tim drakes characterisation….. we will be free
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“how are all my little juice-boxes today?” 🧃
#YOU’RE JOKING#JUICE BOXES?!#WHO GAVE HIM THE RIGHT TO BE SO STINKING CUTE#😭😭#ghostie with the mostie#he’s so friggin CUTE#when beej asks#you answer!#beetlejuice#beetlejuice 2#beetlejuice beetlejuice#beetlebabes#beetlejuice movie
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