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OK, I know you just re-opened ur asks (but please take a break if you need it!!) But the thought of Girl dad König has plagued my mind ever since that one post.
He's super protective. He's one of those "you're not dating until you're 35" or "I know how boys are like. They only want you for one thing," dads 🙄.
Any boy his daughter manages to bring around will only be threatened. König will accidentally drop one of the largest knives from his collection right in front of her boyfriend and be like "oops🙂".
Speaking of knives, all of his weapons will be stored away once his daughter is born. He doesn't want to risk her finding them and hurting herself.
Gosh. Girl dad!König is every fuckboy’s nightmare!
Manages to chase away even the good guys, every boy his daughter braves to bring home is a no-go for him. A bunch of losers and wankers, all of them, and after his pretty girl! Psh.
You could be kinder than Tom Hiddleston and you still wouldn’t be considered worthy of dating König’s daughter. Every candidate is sent home with their tail between their legs after an awkward, cold family dinner and a bunch of questions that feel like an interview. Or an interrogation... You desperately try to treat these boys with some level of respect, curiosity and warmth – to be honest they appear far more gentle and emotionally available than, ahem, certain someone you dated back in the day when he was not yet a Colonel.
And the father-daughter relationship is fucked up in more ways than one, because König tries to fix his emotional issues and the fact that he’s away most of the time by getting his daughter anything she needs. She wants to try ballet when she’s six? She gets the cutest pink princess tutu skirt and pointe shoes money can buy. Oh, now she’s into horseback riding? Suddenly she has private lessons with the best teacher in town, dons 500 e leather boots, a nice little riding crop and a test winner helmet + gets anything else she can dream of when tending to the horses. (You had to actively stop König from buying her a horse when she was 10)
Cello classes, gaming PC’s, downhill ski equipment, expensive yoga retreats – daddy's girl gets it all because König has to spoil her to bits. Not that he actively tries to carve out a brat of her by this princess treatment: he just wants his girl to have access to anything she wants. His Vögelchen is so talented in everything she picks up!
König shows pics of his daughter to his colleagues: look, she learned to swim when they were on vacation in Maldives! And look, here she won the local stable’s jumping competition, isn't she amazing? Now she’s into archery, and has her own recurve bow, but lately she’s started to get interested in boys, and you know what that means… Curfews, screen time and more chores! And NO BOYS.
She’s “only” 19, and comes home drunk once, brought by some young clown who, in König’s mind, tries to evade responsibility by giving him a sob story about how he only wanted to bring his daughter home because he was worried about her and well, actually, he’s in love with her… She’s a good girl and he wants to take care of her, he really appreciates her and blablabla, König is not impressed. That boy gets himself an earful as a reward, he's lucky König doesn’t slam a knife on the hood of that car.
(....No one has the courage to tell dad König that her daughter likes to smoke weed with the bad boys and dates some older biker guy from big city :”)
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Welcome to Longer Than Necessary, an AU in which I trap Siffrin in the time loop for — you guessed it — longer than necessary!
I do actually know how long he’s been in there, and so does Loop! That being said, I’m planning on potentially making another comic where Siffrin learns that, and I’d hate to spoil the surprise! :)
Though, you are allowed to make guesses. I can’t (and won’t) tell you if you’re right, but you can guess how long they’ve been here. :3
#zeisty continues to be a menace in another fandom. what a shocker#only four people know how long it's been (excluding loop). one is me and the others are close friends#basically what i'm saying is: shhh friends. we got a secret to hide for now... :)#longer than necessary au#ltn au#zeisty’s heavy hitters#zeisty’s comic stuff#in stars and time#in stars and time au#isat au#in stars and time siffrin#isat change god#technically speaking#isat spoilers#in stars and time spoilers#you can never be too careful <:3#let me know if i should tag this for eye contact#the statue isnt looking at the viewer but more so at siffrin but you never know
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"Back for a rematch, little Knightmare?"
(ID: Kirby series fanart of Galacta Knight seated on a cluster of tall, cracked, geometric stone pillars, framed at an angle with crescent-moon-like rock formations rising behind him as well as a starry sky backdrop. He leers down at the viewer through the cross visor of his mask, his feet crossed and his wings spread majestically, his head resting in one hand, the other held out to lazily nudge the end of his lance, which stands pierced through another pillar below him, his shield similarly embedded in a third pillar beside it. Behind his horns shines a brilliant halo of glowing pink Heart Spears, the pale light that radiates from it erupting in rings of soft flares and leaving all surfaces rimmed with sparkles, as beautiful as it is ominous. END ID.)
Started 07/07/24, finished 07/13/24, updated for color correction 11/02/24.
#veins art#veins fanart#kirby series#kirby#galacta knight#kirby super star ultra#so fun fact#this was supposed to be another stress-relief piece#only to quickly turn into a stress-reinforcing piece instead#then I added a Dutch angle and some lens flares#and suddenly I love art again#(for real tho I am VERY proud of this one despite the bumps getting there)#(also I finally figured out how to use the color fader let's gooo)#stars just look at this smug li'l menace#I do love me some Real Bastard Hours GK#(just as much as I love Dumb As Bricks But Ultimately Means Well GK)#I'm also just now realizing that energy swords might've been a better choice for the halo considering it's regular GK and not Aeon Hero...#oh well too late now - heart spear halo go brrr#eye contact tw#veinsfullofstars
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HE'S GONNA STEAL--NOT JUST YOUR HEART--BUT EVERYTHING YOU OWN AS WELL!!!
#chrisrin doodles#grian#mcyt#persona 5#hermitcraft#i should probably come up with a name for this au?#anyways GRIAN!#i didn't have a firm persona in mind for him#but i was thinking about maybe someone like artful dodger?#from oliver twist#ill be frank i know nothing about the novel#i was just looking last night for famous thieves but specifically like#very sterotypical pickpockets/classic thieves#not very gentleman-y at all#he's probably a wind user#super quick on his feet#he does not have a gun he just throws explosives#if youre wondering about his outfit i think it's VERY fitting for grian to have his ideal version of 'rebellion'#be literally like. a petty robber who causes absolute chaos#he still has his shackles on#theyre broken#he just got out of jail#he's going to rob another bank#he's going to be a Fucking Menace#and no one can stop him#his codename i think would change every single time#scar just calls him something new every time they go in#and the rest of the thieves just roll with it
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We've seen DP and DC be different universes where Danny and Valerie are the only heroes in DP, but there are thousands of heroes in DC. We've seen where DP and DC are in the same universe, and Amity Park just thinks the Justice League are ignoring them.
But what if DP and DC are different universes, BUT Danny and Val aren't the only heroes?
If we treat superheroes as basically cops/military with superpowers, then we can infer what heroes would be like using cop/military statistics. You could even use My Hero Academia society as a basis. Things like "heroes are more interested in protecting private property than serving the public" and "Heroes have high levels of PTSD and physical disability and aren't helped after they retire" are common knowledge in Danny's universe.
And specifically, the one I wanted to make clear for this prompt: In Danny's universe, heroes are highly likely to abuse their family/sidekicks outside the mask.
Suddenly, Danny's in the DC universe. For a low-stakes reason; if he's there because the DP universe imploded or his parents tried to kill him, he'd be too concerned about himself to act on his instincts. No, Danny's there for a vacation and there are so many heroes and kid heroes that he feels sick.
Maybe he catches Batman being rough with his kids, or overhears Superman "belittling" Superboy (Conner). Nevertheless...
Danny ends up thinking that all the Justice League are abusing their sidekicks and families and becomes a villain to save them.
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dcxdp#dc x dp prompt#Danny's trying really hard to help and superheroes in his home dimension are really bad so he thinks the worst#C: danny fenton#c: bruce wanye#c: clark kent#c: connor kent#danny becomes a supervillain in one city after another#discovers that the hero he's menacing isn't abusive#and that the mentee isn't abused#then goes to the next one#occasionally there is an abusive hero#like he calls green arrow out on his bullshit regarding roy#but danny getting the sneaking suspicion that something's weird about the heroes here#all the kid heroes know danny's not a threat because all he does is feed them fudge and ask questions like a social worker
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more clone^2 memes because i think they're funny
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc crossover#dpdc#clone^2#danny fenton is not the ghost king#so canon to clone^2 and clone damian the portal that ends up transporting damian to amity park is left pr ambiguous#so really how he got there could be one of many things whether it be through divine intervention or clockwork's doing or hell#it could've also been quite literally the 1 in 1 millionth chance that a natural portal opened up beneath him and sent him to amity#and was a happy accident#but the idea that the laz pits or another adjacent such entity heard damian wanting an older brother (he meant og damian but oops never-#specified) and then sends him to the one person who could fulfill that wish and make him happy at the same time.#was really funny to me within the context of the lilo and stitch meme. the meme can also be seen the other way around with danny as lilo#and damian as stitch. but danny being stitch was infinitely funnier and ~technically~ more accurate imo#danny technically IS a nice angel but also. he's a developing menace to society (just ask wes) and he's going to make damian one too#danny being from the midwest means he has a midwestern accent and thats not something the bats know how to handle when they finally meet hi#hey look at that! my meme making skills are steadily improving. im no longer making the same joke six different times in different formats#those first two images i made a few days ago the rest i made in the last thirty minutes in a spur of clone^2 induced inspiration#and procrastination of writing the cfau rewrite of the first post. we are 10k words deep folks and just barely got past the 1st gala reunio#dunking on the giw is a god-given right and danny WILL pass it down to damian
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maknae line x bst performances pt.2 for @jkvjimin
#btsedit#btsgif#dailybts#usersky#userpat#taehyunghobi#userines#userdimple#usersevn#raplineuser#uservans#annietrack#underbetelgeuse#rjshope#usermaggie#usermizuoka#*mine#bts#maknae line#tw flashing#to quote a certain movie we're all in this together lol#i can't believe we're almost at the end of posting everyone's birthday gifts#i had so much fun & yes making multiple comps in the span of a month was a lot of work but no complaints#i digress hi pat we're back for another round of suffering with these menaces#when i tell you i had..........plenty of feelings making this one#why like actually WHY does jungkook have to be so fucking hot#i legit felt feral i can't even lie#sir if you don't stop fr#anyway i know how much you love this song/era/choreo so to commemorate it in such a manner seemed right#okay that's all i adore you to the universe & back bye
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I see your "Bruce won't hesitate to adopt Billy" and "Billy tries to beat Bruce away from himself with a stick bc he independed" but I raise you: Batman tries to parent Captain Marvel exactly once -after finding out Billy's identity without his consent- and Billy decides 'bet' and becomes his full time problem
(For the purposes of Batman not being an absolute ass he doesn't tell JL about Billy)
#billy batson#batman#bruce wayne#shazam#billy batson is a menace#batdad#bruce doesn't have an adoption problem#at least not in a normal sense#they just appear and refuse to leave#billy batson is a chaos gremlin#billy batson just walks into the manor one day and acts like he lives there#he makes sure bruce is on an off world mission#alfred knows somethings up but doesn't question it#the kids learn his name and also don't question it#but they're still mad#bruce never tells them anything#they don't know he is captain marvel bc funny#he just dissappears everyday but all of them sneak out so they don't think anything of it#they realise he knows about them being bats and think it's another tim situation#eventually batman comes back#he doesn't immediately notice the new kid#the rest of batfam think it's a confirmation that that is their new sibling#“so where did you get this one from?”#“where what?”#chaos insues#batkids filled adoption papers for bruce#billy lied that the mission came up before he could do that#everyone got bamboozled#billy calls bruce pops for shits and giggles#billy watches the manor burn
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Day 5: Map
There was a warmth in Harry's chest, a physical thing, like the sun shining through a gap in the clouds. Of course Tom liked the map as much as Harry did. It combined two things they both loved—Hogwarts and being nosy.
From chapter 37 of @cybrid’s A Dangerous Game
#inktober#inktober2023#hp#harry potter#tom riddle#tomarry#tomarrymort#my art#fanart#this part was so cute…they’re menaces#ready to cause problems at a moment’s notice#I think I got another scene cooking for one of the other prompts…we’ll see!!
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This day still terrifies me. To my core. With the strange weather that happened before, I expected something to occur. I could have never predicted the magnitude of that event. I assume you're here to wake me up then? You want us to face that evil again? I'm… We're afraid... Of everything. Of everyone. I don't know what I'm supposed to do! WE DON'T WANT TO GO BACK!
#pokemon rejuvenation#aevia#nightmare realm#god i love this scene#it isn't easy to make a teenager with pink hair and overalls look menacing but i did my darndest#ive been art style shopping#trying to find out what resonates#this one is emulated from hiro mashima#i've always liked the way he draws faces#maybe someday ill just be able to sit down and shut my eyes and draw what comes naturally#until then i will drown myself in reference photos#recently i finished another playthrough#i sat down and compiled my notes and i have a lot of different theories but not a lot of concrete revelations#mostly freaking out about the ss oceana. i might scream some of my thoughts into the void soon. ish. maybe. perhaps.#if u read all my notes ily and i hope you have an amazing day <3
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litany of the martyrs (click for better resolution!)
#at some point i wanted to make an illustration for each character but in retrospect maybe each is multiple song-coded..#drew the sketch for a quincy thing after a chat with a mutual reminded me this song existed dfsghjkl and then spent weeks rendering this#quincy cynthius martin#adamandi#i'm finally done with this! the saints especially were joys to paint and the halo a menace.... this has been the most ambitious one so far.#but it also took quite long because i only worked on it <engages with quincy> when mentally okay to deal with the themes. i'm not religious#but i do identify with the irrational(?ish) guilt + family legacy + academic achievement + disregard for self. also more complex thoughts#about love [but depsite quincent being a large part of quincy's character this piece deals with mostly the Rest of it. so another time..]#anyways! in the original sketch- the saints had heads bent towards quincy so the halo spikes pointed at him. but this worked better! halos#of the saints implying/creating one for quincy was a concept from the start though. in the show they don't touch him directly here but#differences in mediums i think- i don't have time in an image to craft a narrative so everything has to be happening. also artistic liberty#misc inspiration for this includes stained glass windows. i might have maybe misinterpreted the saint costume but i think i logic-ed it out#as the cloth part following a nun's habit w the hood. and then halo above. the material is also more transparent originally but i had. um.#too much fun painting fabric folds.. if you look closely you can see the basis of faces though behind the cloth; but only the vague shapes#because smth obscurity + inhumanness// cassian is the only one i gave a mouth though. that stems from melliot's post about the saints and#st cassian as spokesperson (<- did research teehee!) that's also how i found out which costume = which saint. speaking of which.#left to right: 'st lucy take my hand' // 'st lawrence give me strength' (presses quincy forward; but hand on shoulder connotates guidance)#/'st cassian help me smile' (quincy's mouth is btwn a grimace and a smile; tilts up at side. also no direct touch bc added insidiousness.)#//'st jude [...] i hope your causes burn' (jude's hand is in two places to show movement- nearing the flame and then snatching back; burnt)#other notes: at the midst of the flame the core is shaped like a human heart /the saints and their wax are all melting like the candle for#fun visual effect and also this way they are even less tangible <real>. perks of painting as a medium i guess. // also insp from icarus?#wax and burning imagery; looking at the halo and rays as parallel to sun that burns. too close to the sun; melting; hurting; hurtling //#candles at bottom are a nod to the frankly gorgeous set// also the entire composition kind of stems from the lyric <what use is a candle if#both ends aren't burning>; the two sides between the concepts of catholic guilt and academic perfection that spur quincy#the halo above (saints and guilt; litanyofthemartyrs) and the 'halo' below (academic papers; insp from choreo for perfect at school)#the papers were originally supposed to be more glowy. but i like the idea of it now being a reflection of how quincy's priorities shift#also of note is that <candle> in centre = quincy; w burning candle + aforementioned heart in flame -> most human; idea of love + passion#last thoughts: kneeling + hands close tgt = prayer //wax dripping onto the red As make an effect that looks like blood. because i like#hiding that within the adamandi pieces :OO continuity!! // i've run out of tags but yeah! had fun with this one! every so often i go a#little insane in making art and the final result astounds even me. ngl i'm quite proud of this one. pretty colours <3333
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Smooth jazz Chaz appreciation post ❤️
Cause he deserves more love <3 actually I’m very happy that there are a lot of people who love this little menace to the trolls society!
#fanart#trolls fanart#trolls world tour#trolls#trolls chaz#chaz trolls#lol#smooth jazz chaz#please i love him so much i’m so happy that Dreamworks created him#smooth jazz will be back#smooth jazz will never die!!#also listen I know he’s a menace and tried to hypnotize a whole village but consider#what he said IS true#he’s the only smooth jazz troll there is and NO ONE that I know of ever told him they liked his music#no one appreciates what he loves I can get that he’s bitter about it#even if he acts cool about it#Idc I will defend him#if nobody loves you then I will#too much?#Hickory better start giving him some love#Chaz deserves another chance#my art <3
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zazie
#trigun#zazie#zazie the beast#taps mic anyone here cares abt zazie. is it crickets.#i’ve been sooo interested in zazie and their lore/significance to the story since reading trimax#i feel like adding another variable to the conflict would have been rly interesting and that variable being the native species#on no mans land would have added more nuance to the story#and there was an attempt to discuss that but nothing rly came of it#cause of THE MENACE OF SOCIETY escaping his damn ward cell#i want more worm involvement#in a story so heavily focused on the survivability of one’s species and abuse of power i just think. looking more in depth at the hosts#of the planet would have been cool.#guy in chair rocking back and forth manically#and i love bugs also#cupidle
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I still think it’s interesting that Tech seems to agree with Echo that they should be doing more. To some extent, anyway. He’s pragmatic when it comes to making sure the batch has the basics taken care of (like the times he points out that maybe they can’t help on a certain mission because then they can’t do a job and they won’t get paid, which is bad, because they’re broke and still need to eat), but he’s not actually opposed to being more involved.
It’s in little things. They way that Tech is the one besides Echo who voices his moral concerns about the empire right off the bat, that Echo and Tech are the two who have similar (but differently expressed) reactions to the formation of the empire; the look on Tech’s face when Rafa and Trace point out that the batch is trying to get sensitive data without knowing who the buyer is, while they’re trying to get it to someone who’s trying to help; the little knowing look and nod Echo and Tech share before Echo goes to talk to Hunter about how much good they could do using the money they might get from the Serreno heist to fight the Empire. He knows what Echo’s going to try to convince Hunter to do. Even during the argument he has with Echo in “Ruins of War” his position isn’t, “Well, we shouldn’t be helping so it doesn’t matter,” it’s, “Technically we never had the treasure we wanted to use to fight the empire, so we didn’t really lose it—at least we’re not worse off than we started.”
The main difference between them are that Echo has this incredible, undeniable drive to help as many clones as he can, for a lot of reasons, but at least partly because he’s feels a kinship with them that Tech hasn’t quite had the chance to develop (he doesn’t have the same chip on his shoulder as Crosshair starts out with, but there is still a separation there) and has a bit of survivor’s guilt due to what he was used to do on Skako Minor that Tech doesn’t have, because he didn’t go through the same thing; while Tech’s first priority is the batch. He’s often if not always the one getting them out of impossible situations, and I think he knows that. Echo has to help Rex, even if it means leaving his new family for a while; Tech maybe wants to help, but he can’t leave his family while they need him around.
(In fact—sidebar, I could actually see these two having a conversation about both of them going to help Rex at the same time and it going like, “You should come, Tech, they could use your skills,” and Tech going, “And leave Hunter, Wrecker, and Omega on their own? Have you seen them?” and coming to the conclusion that, no, they can’t both leave.)
Anyway I’m not going anywhere with this and it’s really rambly; I just think Echo and Tech are neat and that the only way you could get Tech to go help elsewhere for a bit is if he saw them safe, settled, and being able to get by without him there all the time.
#so anyway if Tech comes back I do think he should go help Rex and Echo for a bit#for many reasons but one#which I want to explore in another post#is that having him around has the potential to bring out a crap ton of development for Echo#and also he’s a bit of a wild card and Rex’s group doesn’t have one#Gregor has a ton of personality and some quirky mannerisms#but when it comes to how does things he’s actually very straightforward#adding Tech to a mix of Rex Echo and Gregor is just bringing some life to the party#ESPECIALLY SINCE having Tech around makes Echo’s logical brain ping off into the middle distance#they are chaotic menaces together and I love it#I still can’t get over how Echo’s reaction to Tech suggesting they get their ship impounded was basically#‘That’s insane. Let’s do it.’
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Kyoshi AU Where Rangi's a big flirt
Everything's the same until Yun is discovered and he, Kyoshi and Rangi first meet. When Kyoshi and Rangi meet, Rangi goes full flirt (like the type of flirting she does post dating). Absolutely masterblasts Kyoshi out of the damn closet she wasn't aware she was in.
So much so that Kyoshi's like "?????? What is this feeling???? Girls??? I like girls???? HOw do I date a girl????" and is panicking trying to figure out how to reciprocate Rangi's feelings (just say yes Kyoshi!). And she's freaking out so much that Kuruk's spirit literally reaches out to her to give her some advice (he couldn't take it anymore).
And well.....safe to say Kyoshi's screaming and freaking out about this ghost in her room, and now she has a lot more to unpack.
And long story short. That's the story of how Rangi's flirting got Kyoshi a new girlfriend, and had her be discovered as the Avatar in only two months or less.
#it's so stupid it just might work!#'what about yun?' *araina grande gif* what about it?#sorry yun you were a sacrifice I was willing to make#rangshi#kyoshi#rangi sei'naka#rangi seinaka#avatar kyoshi#rise of kyoshi#shadow of kyoshi#chronicles of the avatar#aka "Kyoshi gets discovered as the avatar because she is down bad for a freaky lil firebending bodyguard'#rangi's a menace to society but in a different way this time#'is rangi a good flirt or bad flirt' i'm assuming good here....but...JDKALFSJDS GOD! can you imagine if she was bad and still got kyoshi?#now that's what I call failing upwards! let's goooooooo#ok but fr i need to make rangi not a giant steaming loser in at least ONE AU TT0TT#-adds another 'creating new fun ways to find out one is the avatar' to my list-#this one is 'when your past life just can't with you and your romantic endeavors so they take matters into their own hands'#which....tbh.....that's how it happens in canon but this one is more directly involved with talking with her mfksajfsak
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"What's cookin', good lookin'?"
AKA I love how unhinged both Alfred and Bunet are and I want to study their brains.
#fe engage#alfred#bunet#alear#alear: wow these boys are insanely weird#also alear: i want to eat his vocabulary to study it#it was supposed to be like a modern setting thing so i threw alear in a hoodie in the first part#and i was going to draw alfred running on a track waving to bunet and alear for the bottom part but got lazy lmao#so here please take babies#i am beyond pleased with their support chain (alfred and bunet) because it is just one thing after another of yeah thats them#excuse me can i have a lick - of what? - your flower - you wanna eat my flower? - is that inappropriate?#yeah very normal conversation BUT ONLY FOR THEM#while alfred goes and asks another nations leader yo man whats your favorite muscle#and bunet guilt trips a criminal trying to atone for his sins into eating vegetables#they are absolutely the most kind menaces but still menaces#they care so much about people and their hobbies and they want to share their hobbies and love with people
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