#anons want the spice

[becca-e-barnes]

Sub Bucky and a breeding kink 💀 dead unlived it's one of my favourite things 😌

This is pretty high up there on my list of dream fantasies 🥵 these are two of my biggest weaknesses, don't even look at me rn

One of life's greatest joys is cuddling with the other person's head resting on your chest so you can play with their hair and rub their shoulders. I love that shit, having someone else's body weight on you is so comforting.

I imagine that's something Bucky would really enjoy too. It's so soft and sweet and tender and getting to feel cared for would really appeal to him.

But that's up until his hands work their way under your top, up over your bare skin so he's able to cup your breasts and bury his face between them while he's getting his hair played with. Life's pleasures don't get much simpler than that.

After a few moments he shifts slightly, tugging the neckline of your shirt out of the way to give himself space to kiss and nip your skin. All of a sudden he's desperate and it's beautiful to watch.

"Please." He whispers between frantic kisses, flicking his tongue over the stiff peak of your nipple before engulfing it with his warm, eager mouth.

"Please, what?" You tease, tugging on his hair just a little for emphasis.

He groans, frustrated by his own lack of coherence, pulling his mouth from your nipple. "Please let me put a baby in you."

That's not what you were expecting but fuck, he makes it sound pretty appealing.

"Bucky-" You begin but he cuts you off, giving your other nipple the same attention as he gave the first. God, that's distracting.

"You'd make. Such. A pretty. Mommy." He whispers, kissing his way down your body until he reaches the bottom seam of your top. From there, he pulls it off, letting it fall to the floor before removing the rest of your clothes.

"You'd look so pretty with a little baby bump." His huge hand rests on your bare tummy, imaging how your body would change.

"I want it, Buck." You mean it too. It doesn't sound like such a bad idea when he's taking his clothes off.

"I know you want it." He groans, rubbing the tip of his dick against your soaked core. "Y-you're so wet."

He presses his hips forward, sliding inside you and you can't explain it but you swear it feels different this time.

"Don't even think about pulling out." You cup his face in your hands, keeping his eyes on you and you almost worry he's going to fuck himself senseless into you. "I want you to make me a mommy. You're going to give me every single drop of cum and when it starts to drip out of me, you're going to fuck it back in."

His head falls onto your shoulder, sobbing a pathetic moan against your already hot skin. The pace of his thrusts matches his need, his hips slamming into yours and when he finally gives in, he cums inside you with your legs clamped around his waist, making sure he couldn't pull out even if he wanted to.

[dustykneed]

Do you think you'll ever draw some nsfw art with your fem designs?

oh absolutely!! thank you for the interest in my fem!trek designs 🥺 not sure if you had a ship or prompt in mind (in which case...👀👀👀 lmk) but i found this scribble of f!spones being really sappy that i forgot i had in my notes. so here you go anon <333 (full view here on my ao3!)

[bluegiragi]

Are we gonna see anything with teacher price 👀

i wonder...

full vers on twt for free :)

[befuddled-calico-whump]

when people say ‘ohh this would send a little sickly Victorian child into a coma’ they mean cerus. give him a spicy chicken sandwich.

honestly yeah, the spiciest thing he's probably had is black pepper (and that's a trade item)

He wouldn't know what's going on

[takitori67]

Can you draw juna and junao eating the spiciest stuff on earth (they’re enjoying it)

Bhima indulged his baby brothers (as long as they're happy and enjoying themselves)

Bonus from the Kauravas:

[deuynndoodles]

I was just reading your intro post and I'm wondering, what are mirror pronouns?

oh, thats fairly simple! basically, i borrow ur pronouns. if u use he/him, u use he/him to refer to me. if u use she/they, u use she/they to refer to me. i hope that makes sense!

[g0rechan]

There is no one else who likes this stuff like you do, it’s so fucked up, and you are belittling actual trauma victims

Lol how

[badlydrawnbeastcookies]

Burnice (burning spice) I was not expecting you to be female-

- feral possum anon

"For now."

[shyspider]

IM SO EXCITED FOR THE NEXT BOOK!!!!! Take as long as you need but pLEASE come back soon! Can you give spoilers? What cons will be there?

The only spoilers I'm gonna give is that it's my first attempt at writing action. Like, actual scenes of hand-to-hand fighting, battles between ships and factions, and all out firefights.

As for what Decepticons? You'll just have to come back and read the epilogue. The cuts I'm going to share will tell you what you want to know.

[becca-e-barnes]

Beccaaa, I'm missing darkbestfriend!bucky so much, could you spoil me, please?

Okay, hear me out. I've had SUCH a fantasy recently about those aphrodisiac supplements and how much fun they could be. I've never tried them but I've been looking into them this week and it's on my list of things to do this year 👀

I'm soooo convinced these would be right up darkbestfriend!bucky's street and he'd turn it into a bit of a game.

"Are you sure you want to try these? I don't know if you can handle them. They're pretty intense." He's watching you with a hint of a smirk on his lips, pretty confident he knows your answer before you even say it. "You know what the rules are. We take one each and you have to sit there like a good girl. You can't touch me and I can't touch you. Whoever gives in first loses."

This isn't a game you think you'll be awfully good at but you're happy to lose this one.

"Got it. Give me one." You haven't always been known for your patience but being direct pays off this time. You take a capsule each, chasing it with some water.

The first little while is easy enough. You go back to reading your book and Bucky refocuses his attention on the show he was watching.

It builds slowly. You notice the heat first, originating at the base of your spine, fizzling outwards. Within a few minutes you feel it right to your fingertips but it's still bearable.

Bearable until the dull throb settles deep inside you. You feel your sex tightening and releasing and you've got no control over the flutters of arousal that have taken over your body. Fuck, you're wet. You have no idea how but you can feel it already when you press your thighs together beneath the skirt of your dress.

The heat building in your body creeps higher. You find yourself rereading the same sentence of your book over and over and you still have no idea what the hell it said. You need to cool down. Or touch yourself. Since the latter is banned, you settle for taking your jacket off, laying it neatly on the bed.

"Holy fuck, that's cheating." Bucky sounds more than a little strained, his eyes trained on the exposed neckline of your dress and your bare shoulders. "Fuck it, you win."

Within a second you feel his lips are on yours, his body slotting on top of you and this is exactly what you need. His hand trails up the inside of your thighs, groaning against your lips when he finds what he's looking for.

"Jesus, you soaked through your panties." He can't slow down. Not that you want him to. There's a desperation in you both that you'd quite happily drown in, given the chance.

Your clothes fall into a heap on the floor, along with his and although you've hardly even touched him he's rock hard and throbbing; his tip leaking precum that he smears over the slick folds of your cunt.

It's never felt like this before. You're so sensitive, you can do nothing but whimper. You don't know what you need him to do but you know you need more.

"Bucky please. Oh God, please fuck me. I-I can't..." You press your hips up off the bed, hoping to achieve whatever it is that you need but you have no such luck.

"Is this what you want?" He's overconfident, slapping his length against the softest part of your body, enjoying the obscene sounds.

As soon as you nod, he slides himself into your body, almost sobbing at the feeling of you around him. Despite all his teasing, he's convinced he needed this even more than you did.

The first few thrusts feel insane in the very best way. You can't stop yourself from moaning and you certainly can't help the way you try to meet his hips with your own, ensuring he's as deep inside you as possible.

"You've gotta be quiet, honey. Whole damn street can hear you getting fucked like a desperate slut." He's right but you're surprised he cares. "Open that pretty mouth."

You do as you're told, waiting for him to fill your mouth with his fingers or maybe spit in it but you weren't expecting him to set your own heavy, wet panties on your waiting tongue. "Gonna get you addicted to the way you taste. Just like I am." He keeps his hand clamped over your lips, his hips stuttering while he pumps you full of his cum but that doesn't mean he's finished. Not even close.

[inkblot22]

omg hiiiii!! welcome back aaa I missed seeing u around 🥺

- epel felmier anon 🍎💜

Hello! I'm glad to be back! Sorry I've been afk, I am unfortunately 22 and have been cursed with adult. Life was a little hectic for a minute there, thank you for sticking with me through it!

For everyone reading this, I'd like to blabber a bit about the next few upcoming fics. Of course, part 3 (I somehow gaslit myself into thinking I had already posted it) of the Epel Fic should be coming out quite soon. That's up there on my priority list, followed by a Ruggie fic, and the first proper one of the blog! I also want to do a little Vil fic, so I will begin drafting that soon, as well as another chapter to the Idia mess.

I hope the next few fics are up to everyone's standards. I already have a lot more followers than I thought I would end up having, and I do very much so appreciate you all reading my garbled sentences that I string together and call fanfiction. Thank you so much!

[iamfruitie]

Of course I’d always love to see Danti with the watermelon idea!

“So what’s going on?” Wilford asked as he walked with Dark to the yard where the other Egos had gathered. 

“Not sure. Anti just said he saw something online that he wanted to try with everyone.” Dark answered with a sigh. 

“You’d think you’d be used to his antics by now.” Wilford teased. 

“I am. But I still worry about what it could be.” 

“I think-is that a pile of watermelons?” 

“What?” Dark followed Wilford’s line of sight and saw that there was, in fact, a pile of watermelons next to where Anti was. Anti was also sitting in the grass, wearing shorts and a black, tight-fitted tank top. “What?” He said again, this time when they were closer to Anti. 

“I saw this cool thing.” Anti took one of the watermelons and put it between his thighs. 

“I need you to clarify what you mean by cool thing. When you say that, it can vary from you showing me a rock to literal arson.” Dark said as Anti adjusted himself, pressing his palms to the ground and gripping the watermelon with his legs. 

“No rocks and no arson. I’m testing my strength, is all.” Anti stated, and Dark wasn’t sure if he believed him. But how much damage could he do with what he’s seeing?

“Alright.” Dark stepped back and stood with Wilford. 

“Give me the countdown, Maddy,” Anti said to Mad, who was in the crowd and standing between Mare and Phantom. 

“Oh! Um…three, two, one?” Mad wasn’t expecting to get called on, and his countdown was quick.

“Good enough.” Anti giggled before tensing his body, his clothing showing off all of his muscles as he squeezed the watermelon and easily cracked it in half, getting the juice of it all over his legs. “Hell yeah!” Anti let out a victorious laugh. Dark’s eyes went wide, and he felt a rush of pure lust go through him. 

“I have never wanted to be a watermelon before.” He blurted out without thinking and shook his head when he realized what he’d done due to Wilford laughing loud and hard enough that he started coughing. “I-I did not say that, understood?” 

“Whatever you say, Dark.” Wilford got out between his laughs. “Now, go get your boy before the others notice that you are totally not jealous of a fruit.” His eyes glanced down. That was enough of a hint for Dark to know what he meant. Dark quickly went over to Anti and pulled him up to his feet. 

“That was cool, ri-” Anti stopped his question when he could feel something hard poking his leg. “Oh~? Do we need to take a trip to the house~?” 

“Yes.” Was all Dark would say before they were gone in a puff of black smoke. 

[constantvariations]

in a world where the last of us show is able to get away with bill and frank's relationship being as explicit as it was (and will likely do so again with ellie and riley when they get to the left behind content), rwby has no excuse for dragging its feet on bumblebee beyond that miles and kerry just don't give a solitary fuck.

I haven't seen the show yet (too deep in Devil May Cry lol) so I can't say anything concrete, but I did watch playthroughs of it back in the day. In 2013, the most the developers could do for gay rep was a joke via the male model magazine

You know what the bees remind me of? Korrasami. That hand hold in the finale was gay enough to get the 4th season banned to the shadowrealm (streaming only). In 2014. Before gay marriage was legalized. That was revolutionary

Say what you will about Bryke - I sure have and will - but they did care enough about this to fight their bosses. Because of them taking that first step, we have more explicit queer rep like Steven Universe, She Ra, and Owl House

Crwby does not have the excuse of it being 2014. The v6 bees hand hold came in 2018, 3 years after gay marriage was federally approved. They do not have bosses they have to fight tooth and nail against for a kiss or wedding. Some of their members consist of the highest positions of power within the company!

V6 and onward primed the stage for a bees confession or kiss, but neither Blake nor Yang have even admitted they like girls. If crwby wanted bees to be canon, they would make bees canon, but they don't so they haven't

[supercantaloupe]

Favorite recipe of all time?

i don't have a specific favorite per se especially because so many of the "recipes" i grew up with and thus became my favorites aren't really defined/written recipes at all but are stuff that i or my mom or whomever would put together by familiarity. stuff like my family's version of latkes and matzo ball soup and pirozhki. also it would be impossible for me to pick a specific favorite since i'm the kind of guy who is very much into trying out lots of different recipes and dishes.

at the same time there are a few actual written recipes for stuff that i absolutely swear by, namely baking recipes because i'm not nearly enough of a Baker to be able to confidently bake a cake or whatever without written measurements, times, and temperatures as a guide. the two dessert favorites i'll mention here for the purposes of the ask are my no-bake pumpkin pie and this gingerbread layer cake recipe by cooks illustrated/america's test kitchen (sorry if it ends up paywalled). historically both myself and my mom (from whom i learned to bake) have been really good at pie (that pumpkin pie recipe is so good the two of us alone will devour it in three days flat) but not too successful at cakes; that gingerbread layer cake is the tastiest and most successful layer cake i've ever made and even people who aren't that into cake have told me they love it

[cowboyhorsegirl]

Related, EMH-Tony loving spicy food and EMH-Steve has the spice tolerance of a wilting flower due to his enhanced senses and general lack of them growing up. If Tony eats anything spicier then Taco Bell he needs to swish some mouth wash or else Steve might actually start crying (again oops)

they're so gastronomically incompatible 😭😭 and yet still their love prevails 🥰💞

[raibebe]

i miss sugar baby jeno so much😭

Everyone who knows him probably does at this point 🥲

Honestly, I recently had the idea to take everything I had up until now, take it down (don’t panic), edit it and then upload it again since I don’t think it accurately shows my style of writing anymore which is also one of the reasons why I am hesitating to update.

Also I don’t think the chaptered, chronological format fits me very well… I do much better with the scenario like updates that I (should) do for Everlong & the Hybridverse…