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Every year until you like it
#yuyushiki#september#it's october now#nonohara yuzuko#hinata yukari#ichii yui#annual jokes#yys goes in every field
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Do you remember?
*bops head*
The 21st of September?
*continues to bop* 😎
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Nightwing's bedroom in Titans Tower
#dc comics#dick grayson#nightwing#idk what to make a joke about#the bare mattress with one blanket thrown on top?#the obvious autobiography on the shelf?#the dart board???#new teen titans annual 4
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Sokka: *tells the lamest joke in history*
Katara: are you absolutely sure you want that one? We can get you a better one
Zuko, sighing in defeat: I want that one
#excuse me Sokka is the KING of lame jokes#do you think Sokka and Zuko have some sort of ongoing competition about who can tell the lamest joke#is there an annual jokelord competition#trashbending#avatar the last airbender#atla#sokka#zuko#zukka#avatar: the last airbender#avatar#katara#source: correct-genshin
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“Almost Christmas” means it wasn’t Christmas!
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In the last eight years or so -- which means it's not just COVID-related issues -- I've lost my favorite local coffee house, my favorite local bookstore, my favorite local quirky restaurant, AND my favorite local Irish pub with the 1916 Easter Rising mural, and now I'm about to lose my favorite local secondhand clothing shop. 😭
#pretty much all of them have to do with an inability to pay the sharply rising cost of rent in this area#the clothing store owner is an 80yo woman who never remembers me lmao but she's very nice and has excellent fashion taste#the bookstore employees actually wanted to collectively buy the business from the owner but the owner said no#because he also owned the building and thought he could make more by renting it out to another business#joke's on him the place has been empty for several years now since he killed his own bookstore SUCK MY DICK MOTHERFUCKER#not unrelatedly now that my dad has officially inherited the house from my late grandmother the county has reappraised the property#and we're anxiously waiting for confirmation of the annual tax to see if we can pay it :/ two attorneys have told us to expect#an increase of like 8-12k/year 😭 and yet california's democratic supermajority failed to pass rent caps 🤡💀#hound barks
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“A Little Chaos,” Moon Knight Annual (Vol. 5/2024), #1.
Writer: Dan Watters; Penciler and Inker: Marco Renna; Colorist: Rachelle Rosenberg; Letterer: Cory Petit
#Marvel#Marvel comics#Marvel 616#Moon Knight Annual#Moon Knight Annual vol. 5#Moon Knight Annual 2024#Moon Knight comics#latest release#Moon Knight#Marc Spector#Jake Lockley#Steven Grant#Colleen Wing#Khonshu#there’s SO much I love here I don’t know where to begin so I’ll go chronologically EXCEPT#Joke’s on you Nightmare you just stuck your hand down the garbage disposal#but in other news «Ms. Wing» he’s so polite#and alshsksh «little god botherer»#Mr. Knight should get «professional god botherer» put on his business card#it’ll have everyone reenacting that one scene from American Psycho hahaha#big fan also of Marc being so entirely unimpressed by Nightmare#not only is he not the scariest malicious entity to try and trespass in Marc’s brainpan but Marc knows exactly what is going to happen next#because JAKE AND STEVEN JAKE AND STEVEN JAKE AND STEVEN LET’S GOOO#(and even a Frenchie mention!!!! RAAAAAAH 🗣️🗣️🗣️)#(and Steven???? with the garrote??? I’m so proud oh my gosh?)#love the insinuation that Nightmare ranks below even SERE school/psyop training in terms of «how likely it is to mess with#this particular mind» let alone Khonshu#and I’m fascinated by this discussion of how that old quality of Marc chasing thrills and danger#(something I recall being discussed more in the first volume) is actually something that’s shared across all three of the guys#just in different manifestations (a gamble of finances is still a form of gambling particularly when they’re ill-gotten gains)
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something something my yearly contribution to the gravity falls fandom
i felt like i never drew either of them well enough before, so i decided to whip this up to finally figure it out :3
#i was joking when i talked about having a yearly obsession with gravity falls before#but this is the 3rd year in a row where my obsession perks up randomly and i binge the series again and read fics and draw and everything#so turns out it might actually be an annual occurence would you look at that#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#stan twins#stanley pines#stanford pines#stan pines#ford pines#grunkle stan#tendebill art
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Its always so funny to me that Din Djarin gets his cutie mark at the tender age of 40. He really was a blank flank
#im doing my annual rewatch of the Mandalorian with my brother#the mandalorian#din djarin#mlp fim#unoriginal joke
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who needs encouraging fathers when you can get fortune cookies that tell you you're doing a good job and that it'll all be okay
#nvm. the second fortune told me to suck it up and work harder. this is exactly like having a father.#this post is very deeply joking and unserious as I tend to be btw lmao.#shitpost hours#idk if I ever mentioned this before but my stepfather literally has a gridded map of our yard for the annual easter egg hunt.#he maps out where he put all of them (over 100 eggs. 25 for each sibling). [big yard. backs up into the woods.]#I think he had it on excel one year.#I only escaped doing the egg hunt a few years ago. I am in my twenties.#you guys know that scene from Psych where shawn's like 'dad you literally dug an egg 2 feet underground one year#and still expected me to find it' and the dad was like 'ok well i left loose dirt to indicate a dig'? yeah. it's that lmfao.#I love him but GOD. not easy being the only type b person in the family lmfao.#like. that's FUN for them. for me it feels like boot camp but they're all having a great time I guess#they're all very 'give 110% all day every day' type people and i'm like. idk. i think 36% sounds nice. doesn't 36% sound nice?#anyways. I truly believe that oversharing online is okay if it's kinda funny. also this is not new information lmao.#like. oh noooo the internet knows that i'm a bisexual with daddy issues. there's only like 5 billion of those on tumblr 😭#that's like 1/4th of the entire userbase so i think it's okay to disclose lmfao.#I am NOT unique in any way shape or form ✌️#anyways. back to finals work but tomorrow i'll catch up on dms/etc lol
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✨ Happy No-Stabbing Wednesday to all who celebrate ✨
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t-teruhashi San…do you like girls? Specifically blondes? asking for a friend..
I like everyone! I don't like viewing people through a purely physical lens, I believe personality is the most important part of anyone you let into your life! (o^▽^o)
Though if you mean romantically, as I've said before I'm not currently interested in pursuing a relationship. School comes first, after all~!
#thank you for the ask (⌒‿⌒)!#teruhashi ask blog#teruhashi rp blog#tdlosk rp#((Im so sorry girl kudos to you for shooting your shot))#((but she simply will not consider it unless you have an annual income of at least 40 million yen (joking) ))
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taking the bus back to my hometown each holiday season means bracing for a jump scare whenever i think i recognize someone.
#*t#no joke i’ve run into the same high school classmate like 5 times doing this lmao#it’s our unofficial annual catchup
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Are you guys ready for the another Homestuck document? Because I have another Homestuck document.
Coming soon to a tumblr right here:
A Comprehensive Summary of Homestuck
You fuckers ain't ready for the hellhole that this document brings
#homestuck#writing tag#i hate myself so much#this is a joke#this is the best shit ive ever written#gonna have to wait for requests chat#need to make my annual homestuck gushing post so i can be normal again#werewolf logic with me and homestuck#shit comes back on a normal basis#like a damned full moon
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"Let me say this Babs. It's important. You would think being overly responsible would buy me the luxury to behave irresponsibly every now and then. But, really, it's the opposite. The one time you let go, it stands out like a red flag. And it costs too much. It cost me you... You were right. I wasn't ready. I'm ready now. Barbara, I have to leave in a few hours to try to save the Universe. I don't even know if I'll be alive tomorrow, but, if I am-- Will you marry me?"
Nightwing (1996-2009): Annual #2. Till Death Do Us Part. "Hero's Journey".
They're such a cute couple. 🥰
#dc comics#batman#bruce wayne#dick grayson#nightwing#barbara gordon#the joker#the killing joke#nightwing annual#dick x barbara#dr midnite#wonder woman#robin tim drake#tim drake
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#annual BE cancellation melancholy#you could’ve been a contender !!!#queenemaker#saving screenshots in this toxic landscape of streaming loopholes is no joke …#they were developing smth here and now we’ll just never know! sad. many such cases#smth about them as mirrors to each other which is also my fave way to listen to the above song#‘ you have everything and you still want more’ but they both equally believe#that applies to the other and not themselves#mirror in reverse ? idk someone better at meta could unspin this arc prob ❤️
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