#annoying prick

[noblehouseofgay]

Me doing a marauders tier list and putting Gideon prewwett in the lowest tier purely out of pettiness

[faithinlouisfuture]

just being a cutie patootie, all in a day’s work (x)

[wineaunt420]

I'm sorry, but I hate this grown ass child. The way she is always in the way drives me mad, how can you be at her age and be so mentally unadept to the point where Tylors life has to revolve around you just because you had no friends in University, ffs you're an adult. Thug it out

[emeraldphilo]

should’ve gave a red to maupay

[lewsvnc]

can mount stop touching his hair

[hafwen]

Libre 3 Recall

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ID by @arctic-hands

[emloafs]

me leaving my bubble and seeing everyone hate on demetri for taking the last sekai taikai spot

[cubwix]

repost

along with shitposts because i couldn't post them on twitter dot com im too scared of phightingtwt :зc

reblogs appreciated <3

[microtyalm13]

there could be grammatical errors here 'm sorry i wrote this at like 2am. there's a pretty brief mention of fingering but overall vague description of getting hot'n'bothered & dicked down while watching at yourself through the eyes of a godly creature in a form of a.. i dunno? hypnosis? anyways have fun :З

he hovers over you in the deafening silence of the empty room, his palms holding your face. the eyes on his little wings slowly roll back and close as the feathers twitch faintly... the sight would be haunting for anyone else, but not for you. finally, he bares his countenance and whispers:

"let me into your mind."

and with a simple nod of your head, you let him in. you let him see through your eyes, and in return, he lets you see through his own. he loves to get inside your head, making you watch how he gets you worked up. your mind already left your body by now, but you can still see and feel yourself. even if there's not a single though in your head, just a white noise in the background, you can still feel how he presses his whole body against yours while his hands roam all over your smaller frame. it's suffocating, yet somehow hypnotizing.

you know you're not helpless right now, you can snap back to reality at any point. he doesn't want to overwhelm you too much or do something you wouldn't be comfortable with. but you choose to sink deeper anyway, further into his touch, allowing yourself to be vulnerable and exposed to the creature before you.

he takes it slow at first, allows you to watch how he stretches your pretty cunt with his fingers. the look on your face, combined with your dilated pupils, was so feverishly mesmerising. timid, but so shameless and obvious in expressing your own desires and needs, you writhe weakly on your bed, lips parted in a silent plea that doesn't go unnoticed by gavriil.

by the time he's done with you and carefully leaves your conscience, he's already admiring you from above again. your hair, now messy and tangled, your flushed, sweat-soaked skin. there's nothing more pleasing to him than helping you come back down from your high. as if it wasn't him who stripped you away from every bit of your guilt and shame, ravaging you so intensely immediately afterwards, he gazed at your face with such an affectionate look in his eyes. everything about you felt so raw and real to him.

everything felt right.

[villainessbian]

I hope this is how you find out about the good news

[st4rstudent]

stubborn

no text ver

[rebouks]

Wyatt: I could’ve had a bath at home. Brynn: Tch, is not the same. Gael: I was beginning to think you weren’t coming back. [Brynn rolled her eyes, gesturing over her shoulder] Brynn: This is Wy-… Wyatt: Kaito. Brynn: [hums] Kaito, meet Gael.

Gael: Did you have fun mountaineering with my better half all day? Brynn: [scoffs] Gael, please-.. this is my friend, not yours. [Gael huffed, twiddling with the drawstrings on his trunks uncomfortably] Gael: So, what do you do? Wyatt: You already know. Gael: I do? Wyatt: I’m a waiter? Gael: Oh, right-.. is that it? Wyatt: That’s it.

After exchanging a few painful pleasantries, Wyatt zoned out. Gael had launched into a wearisome soliloquy about his career and various other achievements, none of which were particularly interesting or impressive. Brynn wasn’t listening either, her eyes glazing over as he wittered to himself. He’d address her occasionally, growing more and more desperate for attention each time his prompts to involve her fell flat. Intent on dropping hints about how wealthy and important he was, Gael’s one-sided conversation should’ve been deliciously interesting to pick apart, but Wyatt was too tired and hungry to think straight. He briefly wondered who Gael was trying to impress; Brynn, Wyatt or himself? His gut told him it was the latter, though he wasn’t sure why-.. he needed a full stomach and a warm bed.

Wyatt: I’d love to stay and be chatted at, but I have better things to do. [Brynn swallowed a snicker as Gael balked, halting mid-sentence] Brynn: I see you soon. Wyatt: I’m sure you will…

Gael: Well, that was rude. Brynn: You are rude, and embarrassing. Gael: Embarrassing?! Brynn: Why you think a stranger in another country gives a shit about you and your boring work is beyond my brain. [Gael sighed, trying not to feel too offended; Brynn was just tired…]

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[lookitseddie]

the noble trials is coming back to me. killing myself postponed

[veveisveryuncool]

ASH KETCHUM IS A 10 YEAR OLD DAMMIT LET HIM ACT LIKE ONE!!!!

im talkin yo mama jokes, deez nuts, dabbing, absurd noises, learning swear words in different languages, Parry Gripp, and being a little shit like a real 10 year old boy

there will definitely be a part 2 i need to see more of this and damn im gonna miss him <333

edit: PART 2 LETS GOO

[sobeksewerrat]

ship names in the piggy fandom suck ass with the exception of like. carnivalshipping (clowny x foxy) and even then that's still basic

lissy once told me that the zizzy/pony ship name was ziny and/or ponzy?? this fandom is so stupid bc wtf are those 😭??? but then if we're gonna use fucking willji for willow/benji then i mean. it fits

part of me wants to think up actual good ship names for them lmao

I DIDNT KNOW THEIR SHIPNAME WAS CARNIVALSHIPPING?? OMG?? Circus shipping wouldve been better tho lol

HELP "ziny" sounds like the arabic word for WHINING and ponzy is a fucking POTATO CHIP BRAND HERE LMAO

same tho

willji could also be benlow if you want a less ridiculous but still somewhat weird name

[macadam]

Throwback to when someone referred to me as the matpat of transformers