"if annie is a lesbian why did she kiss abed" im a lesbian and i would kiss abed no questions asked. abed is a guy that a lesbian can kiss 0 problems. abed is a guy that a lesbian can look at and go "were i not dyking it the fuck up id absolutely be catastrophically into that guy".
lesbian Annie truthing about to hit the stage. Ok Annie only loves men when it’s performative. This is canon to her “crush” on Jeff they literally have her say out loud she just wants to be “mature and cool” like Britta.
She dates Vaughn because she knows he’s desired by other women- I honestly think if you asked Annie to decide if a man was attractive in a vaccuum she just wouldn’t be able to answer (because her feelings about men are determined by what she knows about how she’s Supposed to feel about men).
She’s attracted to Abed only it seems when he’s playing roles- she kisses Han Solo because Han Solo is desirable. But the thing is Annie is also playing roles in those scenarios.
I take her by the hand and lead her to the stable. I light a candle and rip off a piece of my tunic, which I fashion into a blindfold. I place it gently over the elf maiden's eyes...
“we can have a candlelight vigil like lesbians on the news!!!” episode 2 and annie “girlkisser” edison is already longing for bits of that wlw lifestyle. I know what you are
Reasoning: "she is the comphet queen. she admits that she doesn’t actually love jeff, just “the idea of being loved.” she’s obsessed with britta’s lesbian friend for the whole episode she’s on. she deserved better" (Anon)
see Annie and Troy both had the same sickness of “I base my personality and wants on what other people expect of me” however the difference there is that Troy got someone who accepted him unconditionally and didn’t care if he wasn’t “manly” (straight) enough. I think Annie Deserves an equally peculiar and verging on codependent relationship with her own “girl friend” (cough cough) that she can be equally gay and adorable about. In this essay I will-