#anime joke

[neoprowl]

Old lady

Spinlyn: (happily trying out human make up)

Spider-queen: My My, your lookin mighty beautiful deary

Aspheera: indeed, it seems humans are smart enough to make such products

Spinlyn: I've never felt so beautiful!

Ketsuki: ....hm? More old ladies?

Aspheera/spinlyn/spider-queen: 💢WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE CALLING OLD YOU SPOILED MECHANICAL BRAT!!!!?💢

[mosshead-lover]

Did Hashirama ever cuss Madara?

Yes Madar’a Fucka

[princess-tempest]

[catchymemes]

[caats]

[daily-spooky]

[critter-creature-or-beast]

The third one looks cool

[xiaohxney]

"Ain't never seen 2 pretty best friends."

You're right. They won't be friends for long.

They are such sweet pookies 😔

[sopuu]

animation of jimmy getting owned in real life

bonus gif of him celebrating i made for funsies :] oh the oblivious bliss...

[doghowto]

Man unintentionally teaches his Corgi sign language! 😊 Follow me for more smart puppers!

[neoprowl]

Taste of despair

Ketsuki: ....hey, rock man, squid man... I've made a new dish....would you like to try it

Cole: uh...sure, but what's with your demeanor?

Kalmaar: and why do I feel in danger?

Ketsuki with a bowl of fride squid tentecals in penut butter and frosting: ....this idea was submitted to me by Nya

Kalmaar: WHAT! OH NO! I'M OUT IF HERE!

Nya with an evil grin: *ties kalmaar down* c'mon kalamari, he worked very hard on this dish

Kalmaar: AND YOU CALL YOURSELVES HEROS!?

Ketsuki off screen: I kinda don't

Cole: *tries it* mmm, this is actually not bad

Kalmaar: ....wait really? *Takes a bite*

Cole who suddenly turned green and blind: nope, but if Im going down, then your coming with me

Cole and kalmaar with green skin and blind: *dies with tears of pain*

Jay: whats going on? Whats this? *Eats it*

Nya: JAY NO!

Jay with green skin and blind: *dies with tears of pain*

Ketsuki: ....*takes a bite*....maybe I made it too terrible

Nya: how are you-

Ketsuki: *faints*

Nya: never mind

[nefelibatat]

So if I were to take away from this moment something deeper than “man Sevika's a freak”, I'd point out that we've seen the same tactic not long before.

What does this say about Caitlyn? She's fighting dirty. She's fighting like a cornered rat. She's fighting like a Zaunite.

And first of all there's hypocrisy. Caitlyn's been calling these people animals and monsters and whatnot but when placed in an identical situation she responds identically. Case in point: getting so mad at Jinx for terrorizing people out of grief that she goes ahead and starts to terrorize people out of grief. Sevika's expression afterwards is mostly “joke's on you I'm into that” but there's some surprise there too — you wouldn't expect that move from a Piltie.

Then there's desperation. Because she needs revenge; she needs it or she'll never ever forgive herself for what happened. So she'll throw away her morals and her dignity and just do whatever it takes to achieve the goal, whether it means chomping on someone like a feral raccoon or becoming a military dictator… which puts her in the same mindset as Zaunites, all of whom are desperate to survive and a lot of whom could never afford morals and dignity in the first place.

[only-cat-memes]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[yanderemeganekko]

[sparrowlucero]

The greatest injustice ever faced is that I almost certainly started the still thriving "clown husbandry" tag on here, but any discussion about it (from a know your meme page to a youtube video with 500k views) says it's a joke of "unknown origin" or credited to this post, likely bouncing off of mine (which was actively circulating at the time with like 30k notes):

This is a tragedy for many reasons, most of all because it wasn't just an offhand joke but actually a direct response to some of the funniest online hate I ever got:

They're erasing the truest history of tumblr: its desperate need to seethe and argue over every obvious joke with more than 10 notes.

anyways here is the canonical pet clown. according to me