#animal type

[bitchy-craft]

PICK A CARD: Your future spouse's animal type

Hello and welcome to this new reading! I will tell you what your future spouse’s animal type is. I hope you all enjoy it!

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Pile 1:

Your future spouse is most definitely the wolf animal type. Wolf animal types are often seen as very strong individuals; both physically and mentally. They are known to be incredibly loyal to the people around them, particularly their spouses. You will never have to worry about a possible betrayal, and they will Always be there to support you no matter if you were right or wrong in the situation. They will stand there and lie with you if that is what you need in order to win the situation; they will absolutely do whatever it takes to protect you and help you. This type of animal spouse is definitely a nice fit for people who strive to have a successful career.

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Pile 2:

Your future spouse is the fox animal type. This type is most known for their smooth talk and charming personality. They befriend everyone and everything; they know how to get on people’s good side with ease and will do so whenever it’s beneficial for them. They can be very mischievous, and don’t be surprised if they are constantly teasing you. Your future spouse will love to annoy you, get you a bit frustrated, and fuck around every once in a While. They love to see such expressions on your face; they absolutely adore it, especially whenever their actions cause you to blush heavily and be incredibly embarrassed.

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Pile 3:

Your future spouse is the dog animal type. This type is very sweet and affectionate, they are adorable to everyone’s eye and will do everything in their power to make you happy. They are sensitive to your change in behaviour, and will immediately know if something is up. No matter what it is, they will do everything in their power to change the situation or make it at least a bit more bearable if not much can be changed about it. Your future spouse will love to bring you snacks and sit with you on the couch to cuddle as you both watch a movie. They are very easily pleased, and will always be happy as long as they are in the company of you.

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[koemikan]

ANIMAL TYPE!!

[atompalace-official]

….well, she’s got the spirit!

[makenna-made-this]

Okkkkkk so where is Chicken Miku?

Anon the way i dropped everything when i saw this

HATSUNE BEAK-U

(based on the Onagadori chicken breed)

[exilley]

I do sort of wish western anime fans would analyze anime and manga from a framework of japanese historical and cultural context. Specifically a lot of works from the 90s being influenced by the general aimlessness and ennui that a lot of people were experiencing due to the burst in the bubble economy and the national trauma caused by the sarin terrorist attack. I think in interacting with media that’s not local to our sociocultural/sociopolitical sphere it’s easy to forget that it’s influenced and shaped by the same kinds of factors that influence media within our own cultural dome and there ends up being this baseline misalignment of perception between the causative elements of a narrative and viewer interpretation of those elements. It’s a form of death of the author that i think, in some measure, hinders our ability to fully understand/come to terms with creator intent and the full scope of a work’s merits

[rayveneyed]

nanami kento is the kind of man that makes people swoon without even realising it.

he's the kind of man to walk into a luxury store after work, suit jacket folded over one arm and a bouquet of flowers in the other -- his blonde hair still mostly perfect from the high-end pomade he uses. he scours the shelves, frowning to himself, while the attendants whisper and giggle amongst themselves near the tills -- an argument over who will be the one to talk to him, because he's intimidatingly pretty.

("just look at him," one whispers. "he's definitely buying something for a girlfriend."

"a wife," another disagrees. "c'mon. he's giving husband vibes."

someone hums. "but i can't see a wedding band."

"his mother, maybe?" says one other. "oh, i love when guys come in shopping for their mother."

"nobody's mother is getting a bouquet of a hundred red roses--")

eventually, one of them is volunteered as a sacrifice -- smiling and sweet as all attendants should be, she clears her throat. the others, crowded around the till, watch the exchange closely. "excuse me, sir. is there anything we could help you with today?"

her mouth is dry and her hands are clammy -- and when he fixes her with those narrow, burning eyes, her throat bobs.

"ah, yes." and his voice is deep and gravelly and drawling, and her stomach turns. she can only imagine what her coworkers are thinking -- hell, she can only imagine what she's thinking. her mind has stopped short. "my girlfriend likes this brand quite a bit. i thought i'd pick her up something..."

disappointment brews in her stomach -- and it's stupid, she knows it's stupid, because obviously a guy like that is taken. and -- she glances down at the roses -- obviously he treats her super fucking well. of course he does, because why wouldn't he? "oh, perfect! do you have anything in mind?"

"well, actually..."

he ends up buying one of the priciest gift boxes available -- fancy body care and perfume laid out in their signature boxes, decorated with ribbon and dried lavender -- no argument, no fight. he doesn't look for something cheaper, doesn't try to haggle or remove something to decrease the price. he adds, and adds, and adds -- and when she mentions a special offer at the till, a little add on for an extra 2000 yen, he accepts it readily. he inserts a black card into the card machine (of course, a black card), takes the beautifully wrapped bag, and thanks the girls for their services -- and just as he's leaving, his phone rings.

of course he answers the phone with hello, darling. of course he begins to ask his girlfriend about her day, the girls think with some amount of annoyance -- of course. maybe the curse of retail isn't entitled assholes expecting you to wait on hand and foot for them -- maybe it's the handsome men coming in to splurge on their girlfriends while you're painfully single and working for pennies.

[nordsea-horizons]

lily’s home on nixie, with video bc the ✨vibes✨🌱🫧🍀

[arcanegifs]

ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x06 - “The Message Hidden Within the Pattern” ↳ "Caitlyn must not be distracted."

[soranatus]

I’m still on your mind…

[billfrancois]

Slowpoke girl and Psyduck girl in...THE PUMPKIN CARVER: PART ONE

To be continued...stay tuned!

[vodkaing]

the problem is im so used to urasawa/satoshi kon/katsuhiro otomo men that whenever someone asks to show me "an old anime man" with no wrinkles no gray hair no big nose no different face shape at all i feel like ive been cheated

[retrogamingblog2]

[chaoticvi]

bisexual 🤝 lesbian solidarity 🏳️‍🌈

[atompalace-official]

I don’t think I’ve ever posted this animation on tumblr…! time to fix that! sylveon dance mode!!! 🎀💕

[casepsart]

hi learning blender

somehow valerie has less polygons than danny

girl you shoulda kept going whyd you stop

[chaoparty]

town tune! 🎵