#animal farm ship

[leakypipes]

[tcustodisart]

Stardew Valley is Baldur's Gate 4 if you romanced Shadowheart.

[zishu-arts]

SJCHSBCUSCBUSCB THE FREEVIC BRAINROT TOOK OVER

[chocohedgie]

🔵Bootleg Buttonblossom moodboard🌼

[gayjew69]

(human ver) animal farm valentine day themed cards!!

also bonus:

(boxer themed)

[frostybearpaws]

ya know

I just gotta say I’m not really vibing with SNW’s gorn hatred. The show runners are trying to paint them as this Ultimate Evil creature. SNW has established that Gorn are asexual (?) parasitoids. But it’s so surface level, they’re being boiled down to horror movie monsters and that’s kind of getting old. I want at least SOME questions to be answered. There’s so many that this show has raised and then just left to hang. But most of all I want to know the WHY behind their actions. It would add perspective and a much needed depth to gorn world building.

What the gorn are doing IS monstrous. But the gorn themselves are not pure evil (as much as the show runners want us to think they are). Similar to what Neera said to La’an, they’re individuals with the capacity to do good or bad things.

Currently they’re doing a bad thing, now SNW tell me WHY?

[lucidia-sys]

Rottencrop lovers hmo, Fresh is just there. Octopus x Hound Dog x Bunny yall. I HAVE A VISION. PLEASE LISTEN TO ME PLS PLS PLS PLS

[silent-partner-412]

in my life i’ve had two farms in stardew valley that i’ve made significant progress in, one from when i first got the game when i was 14 or 15, and another from a bit later that i’ve kept coming back to for quite literally years now. in that first save, from when i was a young teen, i chose to marry sam, and in my current save that i still go back to i married sebastian, and quite frankly i do not have the heart to divorce him just to experience another character’s story even though i exhausted all his dialogue years ago.

anyway it’s funny that these are the two that i went for cuz honestly i like them better together. they’re good friends, they balance each other out, it’s the whole “you’re the only one in this town i feel myself around” thing. it’s cute, they’re cute, i know it’s not what stardew valley is for but i feel like i’d really enjoy fan content of these two being cute little boyfriends or something idk

[pomellon]

Thinking about Sam taking his role as Punz’s substitute life-partner so seriously. Like he knew nothing about centaurs before Punz and according to most human resources they classed as a “beastal” species. This classification is given to humanoid species with strong animal features, like avians and taurens, and is often also used to signify that the species have a more animal-like intelligence too.

Sam knows that most of the time this is false information, he’s known Dream for years now and he’s fairly sure avians ascend human intelligence. So when he tries to read up on centaurs and “beastal” is one of the first things he finds he instantly takes it with a lot of scepticism.

He has to throw a lot of books out when Punz grows healthier and more lucid (having been weak and delirious with a fever when Sam and Dream got him), proving their information wrong with his natural behaviours, everything from being flustered of his state of undress to his ability to pick up words and learning new languages. It takes tracking down reputable explorers and writers, and sending letters to libraries of neighbouring towns, until Sam finally gets a hold of accurate research. Which is when he learns about centaur life-partners.

He feels really sad for Punz, realising the centaur must feel incredibly lonely if he was used to constantly having someone around, and he becomes determined to find a way to make him feel better. One of the first things he does is to sketch out some sets of centaur clothes, based on the sketches in one of his books, and ropes Sylvee and Hannah into helping to make a few variants so Punz can feel more comfortable. 

While he waits for those to be made he notices a slight decline in Punz’s healing, the centaur looking more and more exhausted and Sam eventually realises he isn’t sleeping. He can’t really pinpoint why at first, but after some more researching learns that centaurs often sleep leaning against each other and that Punz might be struggling to sleep alone now that his health isn’t keeping him knocked out.

So he starts working on a second project, a weighted blanket. It’s going to take a while to get the materials to finish though, and he worries about the centaur's health declining even more, so he tries another temporary solution. He starts spending the night in the same stable stall as Punz, at first unsure what to do and worries he will make the centaur uncomfortable since he’s still very closed off and stand off-ish, but hoping his presence will eventually calm Punz enough to doze off. 

It works eventually, especially after Sam starts bringing books to read out loud just to fill the silence. He gradually moves closer to the centaur, ready to back off should he try to shuffle away, still too injured to properly walk, but Punz lets him come close and eventually starts to drift off to the sounds of Sam’s voice. He will however flinch awake every time Sam goes quiet, which isn’t really fixing the problem, because if Sam stays awake to read he will end up just as exhausted and unable to properly care for the centaur. He’s determined to make Punz better tho, so he pushes himself to stay awake and read to him, taking naps between his tasks at the farm during the day to keep up. 

This of course eventually comes to a tipping point, Sam tiredly reading to Punz while sitting next to the centaur, finally having gained his trust enough to be so close. Punz is dosing peacefully to Sam’s slurred words, looking so calm and relaxed that eventually Sam can’t help to close his eyes too, just for a second, only to get just a little of that same peaceful bliss.

Next thing he knows it’s morning, and he wakes up draped across the centaur’s flank. He almost flinches away at first, concerned he’s accidentally crossed Punz’s boundaries, but then notices the centaur is still fast asleep, for the first time sleeping through a full night at the farm.

Sam makes it a habit to sleep against Punz after that, overjoyed at the progress in centaurs growing health and his trust in him. Shortly thereafter Sam finishes up the weighted blanket, and the girls complete Punz’s new clothes, just in time for Punz to start gaining strength and start walking again.

Sam honestly thought Punz would leave the farm at that point. They never left the stable stall he was in locked, or even fully closed, so the centaur would know he was free to go where he pleased and Punz does just that when he’s able to. Tentatively at first, as if he’s worried he’s going to be hunted down if he tries to run, but gain more confidence when no one stops him. He starts wandering further away from the farm and most nights, even sleeping outside. Hannah keeps track of him through her connection of rose bushes, just so they know if he ever actually leaves, but to Sam’s relief Punz always comes back and even seeks Sam out specifically every couple of days.

When he does he will let Sam take care of him, letting the were-cat check over some of his still healing injuries, clean his fur, and change through his dirty set of clothes for new ones. He also starts helping Sam with his daily tasks at the farm, trailing after him to help care for the farm animals and assist with whatever Sam is building. Even when Sam settles down to do some tinkering Punz will join him, at first in silence, but as he picks up more of the language he starts to ask questions that Sam is all too happy to answer.

It takes Sam a while to realise Punz has pretty much chosen him as his new life-partner, because Punz will regularly seek out Sapnap too, but not in the same way. Sapnap helps Punz with his hooves when needed, and will help the centaur wash off after a sparring session, but Punz dosen’t go to the demon when he needs help with his clothes, or when he’s hurt or feeling sick, or when he needs to vent or is looking for advice. Those moments he goes to Sam specifically, and those are things life-partners do for each other.

Sam grows so incredibly fond of Punz when he realises this, and tentatively starts to let Punz take care of him back. He will let Punz brush his hair and fur, diligently eating any forged plants Punz brings him to snack on, and if it gets too hot or cold he will make a big show of asking Punz to help him put on or remove his jacket for him. The centaur clearly thinks that last one is too much, often scoffing and rolling his eyes while smiling, because Sam is very much capable of dressing himself, but he still appreciates the gesture and will do as the were-cat asks.

They grow very close, Sam’s fondness for Punz growing alongside their friendship, but he blatantly ignores that it couldn’t possibly be jealous he feels when Punz and Sapnap get together. He ignores the same feeling when Dream connects with Punz and starts taking the centaur away on his adventures, picking up the role as Punz’s caretaker when they’re away from the farm together. He keeps ignoring it when one day they come back home with Foolish, Tina, and Karl, Foolish sliding back into the role as Punz life-partner as if Sam had never been there.

Sam is happy for them, he is. Punz still comes to him for help and advice, still lets him help him get dressed and brushed at times because Foolish likes to let Tina help him with that stuff too. He’s happy for Punz, he really is, all he wanted to do from the start was to give the centaur a second chance at life and to make sure he was happy, and Punz is very clearly doing great. So he keeps ignoring that feeling that can’t possibly be jealous, that can’t possibly be longing and regret.

Everyone’s happy, so Sam is happy too.

[demonbloodenthusiast]

i remember seeing this post on pinterest AGES AGO

and i scroll past it and then i'm like hold on what was that and i scroll back up but then i accidentally refresh the whole page and can't find it ANYWHERE but i just keep thinking about it for months AND THEN MONTHS LATER i start watching supernatural cause i want the same feeling as i get from my fave wolfstar au fic but i don't wanna read it again cause i'm too sick for it AND I GET INTO THE FANDOM AND REALISE THAT ONE POST I CAN'T FIND ANYWHERE IS ABOUT DESTIEL AND MONTHS LATER I FIND THIS POST AGAIN

the universe truly works in funny ways lmao

[lima--beanz]

squealeon

[jackawful]

I'm not hyperinvested in trying to get other people to to be vegan or vegitarian (mostly because meat/not meat isn't a reliable determinant of how environmentally destructive a food is) but I definitely have the least respect for meat eaters who are unable or unwilling to confront that their meat involves killing an animal. I don't think it's ethical for someone to eat meat and look away from how it got on their plate. Like regardless of physical access or ability, if you don't have the emotional fortitude to hunt and butcher an animal, you shouldn't be eating meat.

[theglizzardwizard]

holy hell that's not what I said

[multific]

Constellation

Wolf Yautja x Reader

Summary: You loved living alone in your cottage. You moved out to be alone for a reason, you hated people, and you wanted to be left alone. And you were alone until a certain pair of eyes started following you.

You saw the news on the TV.

Aliens.

And yet you ignored it.

You tried to live the life you wanted for so long as best as you could.

For as long as you could.

You still took care of your land, fed your animals and did your daily chores as usual.

You did see a couple of ships pass over your home but nothing more.

You have never seen an alien. Only on TV.

It appeared that they were fighting. 

Then the government decided to nuke the city to kill both aliens.

It looked like it was the end of it all.

But little did you know, for you, it was only the beginning. 

You had a feeling that you were being watched. 

The feeling not quite leaving you alone. You tried to look. You walked around your land, in the woods, nothing, no one. 

Could it be that you were becoming more and more paranoid? Could it be because of isolation?

You were imagining things.

Until one evening, when you heard noises inside your house.

Loud distinctive noises of someone walking around.

Fear struck you. 

You couldn't move out of bed. You just laid there, blankets up to your chin as you were shaking. Your heart beat out of your chest as the door to your room opened.

The person was huge, way too tall for a human, they had to dodge under the door to move in.

Then, came a clicking sound.

This is when you realized, this was no human.

There was a God damn alien in your home!

You knew you couldn't do anything. This thing could tear you apart in a matter of seconds.

You pretended to be asleep, hoping it would leave.

It watched you for a minute or two, which for you felt like an eternity before it left.

After the alien creature left, you rushed to see how it got in.

All doors and windows were locked from the inside. But you surely heard its footsteps moving into the woods next to your home.

You were utterly confused.

How did it get in?!

Why did it get in? What did it want?

It didn't take anything, it didn't hurt you, so what could it want?!

For the upcoming days, you didn't sleep.

The thing came every night, sometimes late in the night sometimes earlier. It just stood there and did nothing.

By the third time you were considering asking it what did it want. Or staying awake to see how it would react.

But you were too afraid.

Then two weeks later, as you were leaving your home, the skull of a deer with antlers was on your porch. It was placed there delicately, facing the door so you wouldn't miss it.

You were sure it was the alien.

Was this its sign to show you that it could kill you? You already knew that.

You took the skull and left it on your porch. You thought if you ignored it long enough, it would get tired and just leave you alone.

But it didn't.

The next day, another animal skull was placed on your steps. Looked to be a cat or a dog.

Then, something like a fox and finally, a wolf skull.

You began to have quite a collection. But you didn't understand. Was this thing trying to intimidate you?

It was working.

You just refused to leave because you spent your life building this place into a home.

But, was your life worth staying?

It showed that it could easily kill you.

But then why was it hiding?

Why did it already kill you and take what it wanted?

What did it want?

--- 2 months ago ---

Yautja prided themselves if they died during a fight.

It was the most honourable death they could ever ask for.

He fought many xenomorphs. One even left its scar on him. 

And yet, now as he was fighting, he survived.

He got back on his ship and left, but his ship got damaged and it broke down in the woods.

Wolf had to fix his ship so he could go back to Yautja Prime.

On his way to find some materials he could use he stumbled upon a farm, he knew some humans lived out in the wild in their houses, away from other humans.

He hid behind a tree and observed, trying to figure out if this human opposed any danger to him.

The first time he saw you was when you took care of your crops.

He concluded that you were nothing but a harmless little human.

And yet, for the next two weeks, he found himself watching you. He sat up on the tree and watched you all day and fixed his ship all night.

He walked around your crops, looking at everything.

To him, it was clear that you were a provider. Much like the females on his planet, you took care of food while the males hunted.

But you had no male. Which was quite interesting to him.

How come no male humans wanted you as their mate?

One night, he got brave and decided to go inside the house while you slept.

He checked your home and found nothing of interest besides you.

He watched as you slept.

He stood there for hours, watching you. 

You were so different from him, yet so similar. 

You preferred to be alone, much like him. 

You didn't have a mate, much like him.

He liked you. Which was extremely rare for him. During his life, he never looked for anyone like he did for you.

And so, he made his decision.

He will court you, win you and bring you back to his planet.

It was a simple plan for him.

And so, the first skull was placed on your doorstep.

You yawned as you got out of the bath, heading to the kitchen for some water before heading to bed, you stopped in your tracks.

It was here.

It was standing right in front of you. It was huge and grey and green and tall and... and you nearly fainted.

You knew you couldn't fight this thing. 

You had no chance against it.

It raised its hands and pulled its helmet off, revealing its face.

This alien looked a lot like the one you saw on the TV once.

The one that fought the other.

You noted the scar on its face as it made a clicking sound. It started to walk towards you, you backed up into the fridge. 

It raised its hand and placed a palm against your cheek. You looked into its eyes for the first time.

And somehow, you felt calm.

It made you calm down.

He made you calm down.

"What do you want?" you asked, hoping he would understand.

But he just made the same clicking sound as he did before. 

"Why did you leave the skulls?" you asked and he moved his hand to the armour on his wrist and pushed a couple of buttons.

"Gi-fts." said a very broken robotic voice.

"Why did you leave me gifts?" you watched as he pushed more buttons.

"Gifts for Mate." 

"Mate?" you asked and he nodded. Realization hit you and you realized, he was leaving you gifts so that he could court you. This must be an alien custom. "What are you?"

"Yautja."

"What's your name?"

"Wolf." the machine seemingly translated his name, but it was okay. "Your name?"

"My name is Y/N."

He nodded again.

"I want to take you to my planet. So we can marry." your eyes widened.

"Marry?"

"Strong female," he pointed at you, "Strong male." you would have assumed that he would have some issue having to marry you, wouldn't they only marry their own?

"Give me time. Two months. T-Then I will go with you." what were you saying? Why did you say that?! You didn't want to go! But you had no other options! This... Wolf clearly would get what he wants.

Maybe... those two months will be enough for you to get used to the thought.

Maybe those two months will be enough for you to grow some form of attachment. 

Maybe... hopefully.

For the next two months, he stayed with you in the house. 

The first week there was a lot of rain and storm so you were inside.

Most of the time you just kept looking at him or watched TV. He didn't speak, but he did notice the skulls you put up above your fireplace.

It filled him with pride, it meant you liked his presents.

That you accepted his courting.

For the upcoming days you cooked for both of you, since you weren't exactly sure what food he liked, you tried steak with potatoes. You can't go wrong with that.

And you didn't. He enjoyed it very much. Then the next day, he brought you cut meat, from where you were afraid to ask.

But you did cook everything that he brought to your home.

And he ate it all.

He still watched as you slept.

But instead of panicking, you found yourself enjoying having him there. He made you feel safe and you found that you wouldn't be able to fall asleep without him in the room. 

You woke up each and every morning more and more comfortable in his presence, which did make you worry.

Turned out, you didn't hate company, you hated human company.

Wolf being the big alien that he was tried his best to be careful around you. He followed you everywhere, he watched you and learned. 

He learned a lot about you from just watching you in the woods, but now, now he knew even more.

He saw the way you worked, how gentle and delicate you could be. But he also watched you chop up wood, showing that you can be strong when need be.

He liked it.

He was proud to pick such an amazing Mate.

It was the last day, two months had gone by and his ship was ready, he was ready.

He entered your house and found you in the kitchen, you looked out your window as if trying to memorize everything. But when you realized that he was behind you, you turned and smiled at him. A gesture he wished he could give back.

"I'm almost ready." you said with a heavy heart, but you were also ready to leave and be with Wolf, see where that path would take you.

And you felt ready for the adventure, it scared you but you felt ready.

You just wanted to remember this place.

You looked back out the window when he came up behind you, standing behind you, you felt his huge body but you didn't feel scared. 

It felt good.

He felt safe.

He was a good two heads taller than you.

You didn't say a word as you turned around and looked at him. You really looked at his scar and his eye. You knew he still could see with it, but his vision wasn't the best on that one.

You could also assume that one of his... mandibles was missing. It's place is still present.

You wished you could ask, you wished he could tell you. He lowered himself, allowing you to reach his face as you reached up and ran your fingers down his scars.

You wished you were there to help him, you could have eased his pain.

And, just like that, you were ready.

--- 3 years later ---

Yautja Prime was very different from Earth.

Yautja were very different from humans.

You learned that Wolf was quite the loner. His name fit him very well.

He preferred to be alone in his home, working on his ship or head on a mission for a hunt.

He liked being with you.

You two were very similar.

You didn't enjoy the company of others, but you enjoyed having the others around.

On your wedding night, Wolf told you how Yautja found their mates.

He also told you about true mates. Which is what you would call soulmates.

He explained how he felt as if you two were true mates and you didn't agree at the time, but now you did.

Spending your last three years with him, you can confidently say that you are in love with him.

You only feel complete when he is there.

And from what he told you, he felt the same. You wore the necklace he gifted you with pride.

And you waited for him every day when he was away on a hunt. He always came back victorious with many gifts.

He proved his worth to you as a male and a Mate.

And so, you never once regretted coming with him. Even if you were nervous in the beginning.

He made sure you had a warm bed, filled with furs.

Every night he came to the bed, he held you close to him, keeping your smaller body close and safe.

You slept with the confidence of having him there. Knowing he would protect you if anything was to happen.

Not like anything ever did.

You found yourself not missing your old life.

The view you spent so much time trying to memorize, long forgotten. 

All because of him.

You woke up every morning in his arms.

His body wasn't warm nor was it cold. But the feeling of his skin under your fingers always lets you know that he was there.

And you couldn't ask for more.

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[misssilversunny]

Ok wait i just had a funny idea

Why stop at just a yandere batfamily? Why not all of Gotham?

Like, imagine Bane kidnapping you, calling you his "firefly" or whatever because you're a fleeting light in the darkness or something, and you're more guarded than the actual thing he stole.

And despite that, Poison Ivy manages to nab you, her "little rose", while Bane is busy dealing with Batman. She takes you back to her apartment, where you greet the plants you recognize and introduce yourself to the new ones (There aren't many, you were here 3 months ago).

At some point you take a breath of fresh air through an open window, and Scarecrow grabs you, taking you to his lair, into a room which is also pumped with a special strain of fear gas that makes you cling to him for safety.

And then, shock of all shocks, the one and only, motherfucking Joker snatches you from the lair, leaving behind a dummy for Scarecrow to find. Unlike the others, Joker's obsession is in the fact that everyone else is obsessed with you. He finds it hysterical how one person can have all of Gotham in a spin!

Eventually, the Batfam grabs Reader from the Joker, since he's not actually obsessed so he has them the least guarded, maybe a short conversation with Batman, but even Joker knows he's in water too hot to joke about severe injuries, especially since he doesn't know if Red Hood is nearby.

Batman might not kill, but he cannot guarantee that anyone else wouldn't if he killed their favorite person, and he does not have the influence where he could get away with that.

You get returned to your nice cage room in the manor, where the Batfamily scolds you yet again for another failed escape attempt trip outside getting you shipped around Gotham for weeks!

At this point, you're pretty sure you not only can't leave, but also any attempts at a normal life are pointless. You mostly do this because humans are animals and animals need enrichment, and no, the cycle of games/quality time they're giving you are not a suitable replacement for touching grass and seeing new faces.

Even the brief moments of time between kidnappings, the short moments of normalcy that the other villains, the other heroes and vigilantes give you, are a welcome change of pace.

Bonus points if it's literally everyone in neighboring cities/Justice League, so Superman finds you and you're just like "Well shit" because now you're taken to his house, maybe his parents' farm, and you're kept there until someone catches on that Clark has you.

Also if you tack this onto Spoiled!Reader, this becomes infinitely funnier because In my mind I'm treating that AU as 90% a crack/lighthearted fic, and another thing is I think of them as being ~12 sometimes, so it's the entirety of Gotham fighting over a middle schooler.

If it's an adult Reader, it's more of a "This is fine" as they are carted from villain to villain to vigilante to hero because their family literally has a fan club for them, so their perception of what is "normal" levels of interest is severely skewed.

If you want to go for the Neglected!Reader, then it would be really interesting for them to try and figure out where is a good level of "interested in your hobbies", and doubts whether they're so uncomfortable because they're actually too invested in their day to day life, or if it's because they were neglected for so long that any interest feels overwhelming.

Btw all asks about Spoiled!Reader and this Reader are welcome!

[gayjew69]

just comrades being comrades