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there's gonna be an actual cat. a stray on the side of the road, a trojan adopting one, or smth else idk, but there's gonna be a cat.

a Trojan will (try to) learn french (swear words)

there will be friendship bracelets

someone will have to start wearing glasses and they will complain about having to wear lenses to play exy

there will be people dancing (celebratory/at a club/at a birthday) and other people looking

Predictions for TGR that have nothing to do with the plot I think someone’s getting their ears DIY pierced

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“Jean Moreau’s natural instinct is fawn”

“He’ll be too scared to swing back because he’s been conditioned to submit”

GRRRRRR FUCKKK I HOPE HE HITS YOUUUUU 🫵🏻 Jean Moreau is a fighter. Did you not read the book!?

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i'm french and in my early twenties, of course i want to make people mad on the internet!

here are some opinions :

- i don't want JereJean to kiss in tgr, Jean is not ready for that.

- Jean isn't a weak submissive damsel in distress, he is a 6ft man who's first instinct is fight. just because he had to submit to survive doesn't mean he's naturally submissive

- and yet he is still a teenager with no normal life experiences, so sexualizing the way some people in this fandom do is weird

- the way some people sexualize any character is weird actually

- the socmed AUs can be funny, even if they're ooc and not realistic

- i want tgr to end with Jeremy's graduation, and book 3 to be about Jean learning to live on his own during his last year

- i don't like it when people use french words in fanfic bc most of the time they don't use the words correctly and it makes me cringe. sorry about that one it's a little mean but it had to be said. i'm more than okay to help with translation tho, just dm me !

that's it for now but there will probably be more.

i'd say "don't like, don't interact" but please, interact :)

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damn. no need to feel offended, it's not that deep. I'm not stopping anyone from thirsting after traumatized teenagers, just saying it's weird. also "liking" and "thirsting after" mean different things

if i see one more 30+ year old thirsting after Jean Moreau i’m borrowing Neil’s racket.

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if i see one more 30+ year old thirsting after Jean Moreau i’m borrowing Neil’s racket.

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One month exactly until The Golden Raven… How are we feeling gays?

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guys

the golden raven is dropping in one (1) month

ONE MONTH !!!!

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kevseth my beloved

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my old one piece posts on @voltoro keep getting notes and i don’t like it. i want people to see the new stuff !! i want to interact with aftg fans !

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do my neighbours not understand that they live in an apartment ???