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I find it amusing that an in attempt to make Chloe look like a bad person the writers accidentally makes her do a good thing as mayor, aka arresting the ice cream guy who has been selling food without a permit for literal DECADES
How in the name of God's green Earth do you fail to make a strawman look unreasonable?
The scene literally writes itself. Have Chloe grill Andre and try to see if he's done anything she can send him to detention for, only for him to show how certified he is (His vendor's license is up to date, the health inspector gave his ice cream a passing grade, and his cart has no safety hazards), so Chloe gives up and sends him to detention in frustration.
If you want to show Chloe as a tyrant, have her crack down on people who haven't actually broken the law.
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Anyone else been thinking about how creepy Andre the ice cream man is in Miraculous Ladybug? Like, dude, why is a grown man so invested the relationships of teenagers he doesn’t know? Not to mention, the guy apparently doesn’t even have a permit to sell ice cream, so he’s probably guilty of multiple health code violations
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NO BC ANDRE IS ON MY SHITLIST
JUST BY HIS CONCEPT ALONE
If you start talking about handing my "green spearmint for their eyes" "blackberry for their hair" "peach for their blablabla" you're getting decked I'm not sorry
Like give me the ice cream I SPECIFICALLY ORDER or get tf out idgaf abt any stupid "sweethearts" ice cream
GOOD
I'M GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE
Like bro's business is so bizarre and for what????? For plot???? Pathetic!!!!
Like I would be crying in a little ball on the floor just crying for my double scoop of coffee pleeeeeaaaaase. I just want regular ice cream, none of this sweetheart shi-
Like if that's all he sells and he GUARANTEES you will end up with the person he gives you the cone of. I would love to see if a couple divorces and gets to sue him. This is ML anything goes now that Chloe legit got akumatized because she didn't fucking like soccer....
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ANDRÉ THE ICE CREAM MAN REPELLENT. JUSTIFIED HATE AHAHAHA
ANDRE ANDRE ANDRE, a character that drives more than one person crazy, because he forces couples, because many times it doesn't benefit them, etc... (everyone has their own way of seeing it) today I come to bring light to this character hahaha
Well, the hate is justified, and that's what André was designed for, to be repellent, there are characters who do, who are designed like that, if you look closely, André really doesn't want Marinette's happiness, when she doesn't do what she wants. He wants akumatization to arise hahaha and if we start to think carefully, we have to pay attention to the details of what he does.
Andre is a man who makes and delivers ice cream. Ice cream is a cold, icy sweet. Who does the topic of ice and freezing connect with? With Kagami, we have the great reference in the Froster chapter where we can see in Marinette's imagination how she laughs evilly hahaha
If they put this in the series it is for a reason, it will be something in the future, Kagami will be cold and bad... (but we will get to that in other posts), the point is that she is connected with the tsurugi and there we have been able to see What are these people about, they are really bad, and I speak in plural because there are probably more people in the clan, but clearly we are referring above all to Tomoe.
So because of that rule of three, nothing André does will benefit Marinette, and he doesn't want her to be happy, in the same way that Tomoe Tsurugi and Kagami want him in the future.
as simple as that, so if you don't like him, you have every right to throw hate at him, Andre really is bad, and he will never think about what is best for our ladybug.
Like and reblog if you liked the post, and follow me for more content of this type, I remind you that I am analyzing Miraculous in depth from its origins so that we can see what the series is trying to tell us in season 6 onwards.
See you in future posts.
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Prime Queen 🤝 Weredad 🤝 Glaciator
Adults that gets akumatized because two teenagers aren't in love with each other
To be fair to Tom, I'm pretty sure he was only akumatised because he thought Marinette was really, really upset and got akumatised out of protectiveness (which we got a hint of when he rushed up to check on Marinette when her room was destroyed).
But yeah. It's a bit weird that so many akuma have come from adults being sad over teen romances.
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Standing Up. Chapter 2: Andre Glacier
Ahhhh so it's been a while, and my laptop got back to me today...but I'm not feeling that great D: plus with everyone around me assuming it's the big plague going around (when in fact I don't interact with other humans so it's very much indeed just a dang cold), I haven't been in the best of moods to write...but I did promise as soon as I could that I'd get Standing Up continued, so I hope you guys don't hold it against me! Tumblr: Chapter 1, 2 (here), and Ao3 (for registered users).
Alya was always doing this kind of thing, pushing her ideas and thoughts and plans aside...it wasn’t just hers either. Continually she’d been witness to Alya doing the very same thing to Nino, and it was frustrating. It didn’t matter that it had just happened, Marinette wanted to stop thinking about it, so after stomping her way over to Rose and Juleka who were both outside the school gates, she wasn’t exactly angry, that would be too simple, she was more irritated. The fact that Alya continually railroaded her time and time again was frustrating, and the worst part was that it was getting to the point that Nadja Chamack wasn’t willing to trust her as much as a babysitter, so all the spare money that she was earning before was now reduced heavily, due to every instance that Alya was around both her and Manon.
"So Marinette, we got a trailer for Juleka’s bike so that we can all go to Canal Saint-Martin for the photographs, Luka said he’d meet us at your place so that we can all ride down there together because he found a place that we can all change in!" Rose gushed as Marinette had felt a wave of peace wash over her for a moment.
"Yeah, let’s just go to my place for all of it!" she said cheerily as the three of them made their way to the bakery, Rose waited outside guarding the bike while Juleka and Marinette had gone inside to gather a few piles of clothing, three outfits for each Juleka, Rose, and Luka, and Marinette’s mind began to wander to Juleka’s older brother for a moment while the pair of them silently went down the various rows of stairs to dump the folded piles of clothing in the trailer.
Luka was definitely a godsend to her in these moments, and she didn���t know what she would have done without his support. She had given up everything she felt before for Adrien, to give him and Kagami a fair chance at being together, because they were both her friends, and they both were interested in each other, and they both deserved to be happy...even if it had meant that she had to sacrifice the potential of any future she might have wanted with him. That wasn’t as important as the happiness of two of her friends, no matter how much it hurt her in the end.
Marinette found herself to still be lucky to have the support of friends like Juleka, Rose, Luka, Mylene, Alix, Kim, Nino, and of course Tikki in the moments that she could feel the weight of that sadness pulling her down and she was grateful for it. Not a lot of people in the world had that kind of support.
"Wasn’t there also some jewelry you wanted us to model?" Rose asked, breaking Marinette from her reverie.
"Ah-umm, yes, but I wanted it to be a surprise so let me go get the box, and once you’re getting dressed in the outfits you can choose what jewelry you want to model!" Marinette stated, rushing back up the stairs to search her room for the three boxes of jewelry she had packed away, each labeled with her three models names affixed in permanent marker, written in the same fancy script as what was on the T&S bakery door before she made her way back down the stairs.
"So, since you’re getting us ice cream after I kind of wanted to bring something up…" Juleka stated as Marinette turned her gaze to the girl, setting the boxes in the trailer then zipping the casing up and turning her gaze to the girl.
"Oh yeah! I wanted to know too, but I’m going to ride ahead to meet Luka! Please let me know the answer Juleka! I’m really curious!" Rose’s sweet voice broke through as Marinette nodded, trying to follow along confused while Rose grabbed a helmet from the trailer and sped off like a speed-demon, making Alix’s speed craze look tame in comparison.
"So...you had a question?" Marinette offered as she looked up at Juleka, admiring the girl’s beautiful figure and face.
"Well...everyone is assuming that your new flavors are hinted at Luka...but the colors seem more like you yourself, don’t you think?" Juleka’s question lingered between the two of them for a moment as Marinette sighed.
"I don’t really know what to think...I try not to think about the ice cream...I know my dad proposed to my mom with a scoop of it, but...I think I lost my faith in it when Andre was akumatized because I didn’t want to eat it." Marinette admitted, giving Juleka a knowing look.
"Wait he was akumatized because you didn’t want to eat ice cream?" Juleka asked, perplexed "I thought it was because something else happened, that’s what everyone made it sound like!"
"Well...Mylene, Ivan, Alya, and Nino invited me and Adrien to go get ice cream with them...a couples thing I guess...but Adrien couldn’t go, and I was upset, so I felt like a fifth wheel to them, you know, two pairs of couples and one single person...and when they all went to get their ice cream, he kind of...tried to force me to take some myself, claiming that it would 'make my true love materialize'" she used air quotes at that. "And I was fooled for a second, into thinking that this boy was Adrien for a moment...but then I dropped my ice cream and my appetite was gone, so I told him as much...and he insisted on making another one, and...I kind of said that I didn't believe ice cream could bring true love...that ice cream was just ice cream...and I left...everyone kind of followed after but mostly I just wanted to be alone..." she stated with a sigh before shaking her head.
"Wow...it sounds a lot more like he was being a jerk," Juleka whispered, and Marinette sighed.
"I don't know...I shouldn't have overreacted the way that I did...but I didn't know what to do...he was a grown man, and he wound up getting akumatized over it...and I don't know how long it took him to find me, luckily for me Chat Noir was with me that night, or I might have been turned into an ice cream sculpture..." she stated, wrapping her arms around her frame.
"You were with Chat Noir that night? You know how funny it would be if he was your true love? I mean, your old colors kind of match his too." Juleka offered as Marinette burst out into a fit of giggles.
"Yeah, right, me and Chat Noir. That's the best joke I've ever heard!" Marinette managed through her fit of giggles, though aware in the back of her mind that even the possibility of her and Chat Noir together was the making of something catastrophic.
It figures that it would start with the word cat too, effectively making it a pun. Ugh.
she thought, before bouncing in her step trying to match Juleka's pace.
As they had finally gotten to their destination after a few more minutes of chit-chat that was more lighthearted, Juleka and Rose had gone off to one bathroom while Luka stood and waited in one of the new outfits that he was modeling for her, a smile plastered on his face the moment that she'd approached him, and as he was about to speak she held up a finger to silence him, her eyes raking over every detail before she went to the trailer of the bike and came back with a small sewing kit, quickly setting up a ladder stitch on the back of the coat, while it was still on him, then pulling the seam to make it better fitted to his form.
"That looks much better...you were about to say something though? I'm really sorry for interrupting!" she murmured before he shook his head and smiled wider at her.
"Nothing, it's always great to watch you when you're in your own mind, it's like watching a rickshaw in action, something you just can't peel your eyes from because it's intricacies are too alluring." His compliments set her cheeks ablaze for a moment. Leave it to Luka to make her blush. "Anyway Ma-ma-ma-Marinette, how have you been? Rose said you were having some trouble earlier." He patted the space beside him, beckoning her forward. "You can always talk to me if you need...or not talk, you know." His intense aquatic gaze made her feel at ease for a moment.
"It's...It's not that it's bad or anything it's just that...Alya keeps...pushing my buttons. I mean...before when she tried to invite herself to everything I had always thought it was just her trying to be a good friend, but today it just felt too intrusive. She tried to pull Adrien and Lila in too, and just disregarded me telling her no...it was just...too much." she stated, giving a sigh. "I know I probably shouldn't have gotten so angry about it, but I couldn't help it! I mean, she just wouldn't listen! Sometimes she's so stubborn that I just...want to scream at her!" Marinette felt her eyes beginning to water. "I guess I kind of did today though, huh? So much for keeping my cool..." it was then that she had felt Luka's arms around her, embracing her tightly, the warmth of his body spilling into her like an ocean meeting the sand.
"You don't deserve to have your plans stomped on by anybody Marinette...standing up to her was the best thing that you could have done in this situation, maybe now she'll start to understand that she needs to take your requests seriously," Luka stated before he pulled away and his gaze met his sister's who had quickly turned away as if she were caught up in an embarrassing moment...though there was nothing embarrassing about it. Intimate maybe, but not embarrassing.
"Thank you, Luka...I guess I really needed to hear that," she stated before wiping at her eyes.
The photoshoot had gone well, each of the three models posting around the various spaces that Marinette wanted them to while she took multiple high-resolution photos from her phone, which now had a special magnifying lens affixed to it. All in all the four of them had fun, them in making new poses and her in fixing things up, jokes all around between them, and it was one of the happier moments that Marinette had experienced in a while, full of laughter and joy.
"So now that we're all done, do you guys still want to go for ice cream?" Marinette offered, pointing out the Andre Glacier ice cream cart to the trio. Juleka and Luka had simultaneously shrugged while Rose's wide ocean eyes had somehow gotten wider.
"Yes! Ice cream sounds amazing! We should all get our own though if that's okay! I'm just not in a sharing mood!" Rose stated which had made Juleka burst out in laughter. All of them had made their way over to the ice cream cart where Rose and Juleka had gone first.
"We'd like some ice cream please!" Rose stated in earnest as Andre had looked the duo over.
"Strawberry for her darling smile, blackberry for her hair, and blueberry for your ocean blue stare! This shall keep your love together through any affair!" Andre sang out, scooping out the ice cream and putting a cherry and two-scoop spoons on top, to which Rose gave a disappointed look, taking the ice cream to share with Juleka, before Marinette pursed her lips while Luka approached, being gifted some ice cream himself, the same pink and blue colors that he and Marinette had often gotten before Marinette had gotten to Andre.
"I'll take one of each of the previous sets please," Marinette stated as Andre gaped at her then awkwardly laughed.
"Ah, pretty Marinette! You know how the ice cream is here---" he began before Marinette's gaze turned to steel while she looked directly into Andre's eyes.
"As I said, I'll take one of each of the previous two sets of ice cream please." Her voice was cold, anger seeped into her words.
"That isn't how I run this stand Marinette--"
"This isn't a practical way to run a business Andre." She snapped before grabbing two five euro bills and slamming them on his stand before stomping off, notably without ice cream as she made her way over to the trio that had made their way to the bike as Juleka had taken leave on it, to go drop off the clothing and jewelry at Marinette's and the trailer at Rose's. Luka himself had been there with Rose who shrugged about it, though Marinette only sighed.
"So...do you wanna share?" Luka offered as Marinette shook her head 'no'.
"I'm fine...thank you though. I'm not really in the mood for ice cream...I was hoping Andre would be understanding, but apparently, he isn't." She murmured, as the first time that she'd gotten ice cream with her friends replayed in her mind for the second time that day. Irritation laced that memory, just as it had infected her formerly happy mood. "I think I'm gonna head home...actually...thank you guys for today, and let Juleka know that I'll get her some pastries for breakfast tomorrow to make up for what happened with Andre today..." Marinette offered as Luka nodded, Rose softly sighed.
"It's just too bad...I don't like this ice cream much now..." Rose whispered. "I think I might just go get it from stores from now on! You get more for your money in them!" Rose offered, joyously.
"That sounds like a plan to me!" Marinette stated. "I hope you guys have a great rest of the day! I've gotta study for this Friday's test in physics, I'll see you guys later!" She stated as she began to make her way home, no doubt to hear about how rude she'd been that day from Tikki, and get a lecture from her kwami...which she wasn't in the mood for.
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Submitted Prompt: "Glacier's Poor Practices"
Though Andre Glacier means well, the amount of pride he takes in his skills as an ice cream maker and in cold reading his customers to craft personalized ice creams can get the better of him. He doesn’t handle rejection of any sort well, and can get… pushy.
Naturally, this has occasionally led to incidents where he’s clashed with customers, pushing his passions onto them and refusing to take no for an answer, acting as though their reluctance to comply with his personal desires is a personal attack against him. For the most part, however, his reputation has endured, his fame easily overshadowing and eclipsing these incidents.
But in a city where a supervillain is able to exploit and twist your emotions to his own ends, such outbursts become significantly harder to sweep under the rug. Hawkmoth has absolutely no qualms about Akumatizing somebody more than once; just look at Mr. Pigeon. And Glaciator was a powerful Akuma - so why wouldn’t he recreate him if given a chance?
Of course, it’s only natural for people to wonder why things are happening. Especially when you’re talking about rampaging Akuma. So more and more folks go looking for answers, drawing more attention to these inciting incidents.
Some of these cases are triggered by customers being uncomfortable with him pushing his love-heavy narratives onto them. Such as a group of friends who just wanted to get ice cream together, only for him to try pairing them off. He also doesn’t deal well with those who are ace and/or aro, insisting that they just need to ‘find the right person’, and that his cold reading skills can help push them in the right direction.
Other times, would-be customers reject his flavor combinations, as he focuses on symbolism and aesthetic over taste. Not all flavors pair well together… and even if they do, not everybody enjoys every flavor, much less the concept of blending them.
But the incident that proves to be an especially harsh blow to his reputation involves him attempting to foist one of his creations onto somebody who rejected it outright… because they were allergic to one of the ingredients he’d chosen. Which they told him, repeatedly, only for him to ignore their protests - even outright accusing them of lying.
In this case, once Akumatized, he attempted to trap that poor would-be customer and force them to eat his work, refusing to accept the notion that they literally couldn’t. Ladybug fortunately managed to prevent this from turning fatal, but the horror of the whole scenario sticks with those who witnessed it, whether in person or from footage of the incident.
After all, food allergies are no laughing matter. Andre’s insistence that he suspected they were lying just to 'weasel out of’ giving his creation a fair shot does him no favors; instead, it simply begs the question of how far he’s willing to go. Can somebody who doesn’t take food allergies seriously really be trusted to prepare anything…? What if he slips something into their ice cream just to 'prove’ their supposed deception…? And for that matter, what about cross contamination? If he’s willing to dismiss any allergy as fake, then how can he be trusted to take any of it seriously…?
As a result, Andre’s practice takes a considerable hit, and he finds himself forced to reevaluate his priorities. Does he have what it takes to swallow his pride and rebuild? How can he recover from the damage he’s already done? Is the hole too deep already, or is he even willing to drop the shovel and confront his mistakes?
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Sorry for the late notice but thanks for doing this request! I love reading this whole fic!
Andre the ice cream guy salt? I like to believe his "soulmate ice cream" is just a gimmick and he is secretly an ass because he loves to see people's reactions especially when it's tearing people apart.
"Andre's soulmate ice cream huh?" Lupine Alpha murmurs from her perch on a rooftop above a group of students from Ms. Bustier's class. It was her turn to patrol with Chat today and had overheard the word ice cream. "Yeah Andre gives you ice cream in the colors and flavors of your soulmate if you eat it together it's said that you'll stay together forever." Chat Noir explains coming up beside her. Lupine's ears flickered with interest. "Does he have dairy free ice cream?" She asks her big bushy wolf tail wagging behind her. "I honestly don't know but we can go check?" He offers with a shrug.
The two heroes take off in search of ice cream. Lupine voted for following her nose which while cool since Lupine did have a stronger sense of smell while transformed that could take a while and he didn't have much time till he had to get back. They ended up landing on Marinette's roof to ask her for directions since she was out and close by. Giving her a fright in the meantime and nearly causing her to fall over the railing. If it hadn't been for Lupine's whip grabbing her, she probably would have.
"Can't you two do anything the normal way?" The smaller girl asks exasperated as she hunts through Instagram for Andre's location. Ever since the wolf miraculous holder had appeared her and Chat had proven cats and dogs could get along. Quite well in fact. "Nope!" They chorus with twin sharp toothed grins. "Okay he's over by the Pont des Arts ohh hey Itsuki's over by there. Oof Andre's trying to convince him to get soulmate ice cream but Suki's trying to ignore him." She comments with a wince remembering how pushy the man could be when it came to his ice cream. "Meowch hopefully he doesn't become Glaciator again." The two females rolled their eyes at the cat.
"So, what was Glaciator all about?" Lupine questions plopping herself down on Marinette's lounge chair that she had on her balcony. Giving the wolf a look for the way she just made herself comfortable the dark-haired girl launches into her explanation on what happened getting rather worked up while talking. So, she was still a little salty about being pushed into eating ice cream just to make the guy happy when she was no longer in the mood.
“Okay that just makes me want to mess with him.” The brown clad girl with a toothy grin. “Mess with him how?” Chat questions his ears twitching with interest. “Simple you and me go get ice cream right now and act like a couple and then the next time you patrol with Ladybug you guys go get ice cream together and I'll get ice cream with my partner the next time I'm patrolling with him. And then we switch you and Corvus and me and our Lady. We could even do it as civilians bring a friend to get ice cream act like a couple and then the next time go with a different friend. It's even better if you bring the previous friend along with someone else. That will really confuse him.”
“Are you sure you’re not the holder for the chaos miraculous and not the miraculous of order?” Marinette questions briefly wondering if this was all worth the possible akuma that may come from it. “Yes, I'm sure I'm the true holder for the wolf miraculous while Corvus is the true holder for the crow miraculous. Though we did switch miraculouses once. Our kwamis made us swear never again.” Lupine's feral grin stretched across her face. “Wait, wait putting you being chaotic good aside for now you want to go get ice cream together but earlier you were asking about dairy free ice cream.” Chat mentally filed her alignment away for later. The black suited hero's words caused Marinette to hover worriedly over the wolf. “You're not allergic to milk, are you?” “No don't worry just intolerant.” The older girl says with a shrug getting to her feet.
“Your intolerant and you're still going to have ice cream?!” The cat and his princess exclaim mouths gaping. “Sure, I'll just deal with the cramps later. Anyways are we going to get going or not?” Unwrapping her whip from around her waist she flung the end towards the next building letting it pull her along with a wave farewell to the other girl. Chat Noir shakes his head bidding good day to his civilian friend before taking off after her on his baton. Sighing Marinette ducked back into her room below.
“You're not really going to let those two troublemakers go through with their plan, are you? What if an akuma happens?” Tikki questions fluttering around her head anxiously. Her phone rang before she could answer her kwami; picking up once she saw who was calling she couldn't help but smile at the slightly desperate exasperated voice on the other end. “Don't just like my post and not come help me, this guy is driving me insane. I know JJ hasn't seen my post yet or they would have liked it and come to rescue me by now.” Itsuki growls into his phone causing Marinette to giggle. “Alright, alright, I'll come save you.” Hanging up she grabbed her purse “Don't worry Tikki a big strong guy needs my help so I can keep the chaotic duo from causing to much trouble.” She explains letting Tikki inside the bag before heading out.
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By the time she got to the Pont des Arts a crowd had gathered. She could already spot the superhero duo eating some soulmate ice cream while snuggling sitting on the river bank. Alya was busy filming them rather than eating her ice cream with Nino. Meeting up with Itsuki they got in line behind Ivan, Mylene, Rose and Juleka. Taking her friends hand as they approached, she gave Andre a serene smile. They were given charcoal and blueberry ice cream if not somewhat hesitantly as if Andre was unsure of the two of them as a couple.
To Itsuki's credit he didn't say a word about her holding his hand considering he's best friends with the hyperactive JJ he was probably used to it. They moved to sit along the river bank like everyone else was pausing by the mammalian heroes Marinette leaned over to talk to them. “What flavor combo did you guys get?” “Chocolate and mint.” Chat replies offering the girl a bite. “Hmm not bad.” She hummed giving them a brilliant smile.
“What about you guys?” Lupine asks tilting her head back to look at the dark-haired boy who wordlessly offered her a bite of their ice cream. No one paid any attention to Alya filming everything or Andre's disapproving look. Soulmate ice cream was to be shared between the couple not everyone. This was the third flavor combo Marinette had gotten for her soulmate ice cream.
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The next patrol was with Corvus and Ladybug and ended with them getting soulmate ice cream together, strawberry and black coconut flavor combo. Luka later invited Marinette to go get ice cream where they ran into Adrien, Kagami, JJ and Itsuki. Itsuki had the bruised up older boy on his back something about him taking a dive off his skateboard. Andre was scowling at them as they turned their backs to him. Itsuki and JJ had the flavor combo coffee and charcoal. Lupine Alpha and Corvus got ice cream next with chocolate and black coconut which both thought was the best combo yet.
Marinette and JJ laughed together as they ate their coffee and blackberry ice cream ignoring the fury seaming to radiate off Andre while Adrien just enjoyed the vanilla and peach ice cream Itsuki and him got. Poor innocent Luka ended up getting ice cream with Adrien next by some chance while the silent duo of Itsuki and Kagami quietly enjoyed their ice cream. Ladybug and Lupine Alpha were the next to be spotted enjoying ice cream causing Alya to squeal excitedly. The two black suited heroes , Chat Noir and Corvus were seen later that week enjoying black coconut and mint ice cream.
The next time Itsuki went up alone instead of with someone he got chocolate coffee and peach. He scowled at Andre who had ignored his attempts to say something. “What's wrong?” Luka asked carrying his and Kagami's ice creams. “I got peach. Again.” He says in response. “Okay what's wrong with peach?” “He's allergic to peaches.” JJ explains coming up beside them with Adrien. “Oh…want to switch?” Luka offers his ice cream which didn't have peach in it. The ice cream was traded while JJ made her way up to Andre asking about dairy free ice cream which got a shake of the head from Andre and ice cream thrust at them.
“You want to get ice cream?” Ladybug asks her partner as they swing by Andre's cart. “With you milady anytime.” Chat purrs with a grin. She rolls her eyes at him with a playful huff. “Don't give me that look, I know you've gotten soulmate ice cream with Lupine Alpha before. I've seen the pictures on the Ladyblog.” She teases as they approach Andre. “Yes, and you got to enjoy ice cream with both her and Corvus just like I did. It's our turn to get ice cream together.” He states accepting the ice cream from a glaring Andre. They ran into Alya shortly after who ran up to them with her phone out.
“I wanted to ask you guys some questions if that's okay. There have been reports of the four of you heroes Ladybug, Chat Noir, Lupine Alpha and Corvus all getting soulmate ice cream with a different partner each time you're spotted. Can you tell me what that's about?” She questions holding her phone out towards them. “It was Lupine's idea she never had Andre's ice cream before and heard about his soulmate ice cream and wanted to try all the different flavor combinations. It sounded like a cool idea so milady and me joined in as well.” Chat was the one to explain between bites of ice cream. “There you have it folks our heroes are trying out all the various flavors they can get. I may try that myself next because that sounds yummy.” Alya turns the phones camera to herself before posting the video the Ladyblog.
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It wasn't long after that all the four heroes had to fight Glaciator again. “Ice cream is supposed to be fun why can't we switch ice cream combos or try all the various ones? Why does it have to be all serious?” Lupine calls swing on her whip to avoid getting hit. One cataclysm and Miraculous Ladybug later Ladybug captured the akuma “Worth it?” Ladybug asks the cat and wolf, “Worth it.” They agreed as Ladybug and Chat fist bumped and Lupine Alpha and Corvus clasped forearms.
Turning to Andre, Ladybug felt slightly guilty about what they had done. “I get you take your soulmate ice cream very seriously but it's ice cream. As Lupine said ice cream is supposed to be fun. Let people get ice cream with whoever they want and let them switch flavor combos with their friends. Let them have fun with your ice cream.” She suggested softly helping the man up. “Ohh and get some dairy free ice cream options like coconut milk or cashew milk.” Lupine added in eagerly. “….aren't you allergic to nuts?” Chat Noir hesitantly asks. “Yes, but not Pecans or Cashews or pistachios for some reason. Just peanuts, hazelnuts and almonds and Corvus can't have peaches or almonds since they are related.” “Good to know.”
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Lupine Alpha gave a groan dropping her transformation curling up on her bed gripping her stomach. “You really shouldn't have had so much ice cream, JJ.” The little wolf kwami comments hovering over her chosen who just gave a moan of agony in response. “Leave me alone to die in peace, Accalia.” JJ whimpers.
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“Adrien care to explain why there are so many pictures of you eating soulmate ice cream on Instagram with a different person each time?” Nathalie questions him as soon as he sets foot in the door. “Uhhh….”
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“Kangee, feathers in.” Corvus calls once he touches down on the fire escape of his studio apartment. “You missed a great opportunity to ask about eggnog ice cream.” The crow kwami whines flying around his chosen. “It's the wrong season for eggnog, feather brain.” He growls climbing in through his window. “But Itsuki! EGGS!!”
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Marinette climbed down into her room flopping down on her bed with a sigh. Her phone rang insistently as she fumbled to get it out. “Hello?” “Hey girl finally you answer.” Alya's voice sounds through the phone. “Yeah sorry was out running errands and my phone died. What's up?” “Wanna go get ice cream with me? We can get soulmate ice cream and test out the flavor combo we get.” Marinette gave a groan her head flopping back down on her pillow.
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Adults in this show universe, stop trying to make 2 kids get together challenge (impossible)
Best episode would be if Marinette just snap at this people already. They pressure Marinette to get in a relationship despise not being ready to confess her love to Adrien. Instead of coming off as helping, it comes off as toxic bitch who only cares about their feelings and desires.
Its hilarious how the adults in this show is worst then the ones we post to hate. I mean look Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss Blackmail Threaten Abuse (physically and mentally) Neglection Stalking Jerkass
But yet they always view as good people. They always get away with everything. Ladybug never tells them to apologize for what they did to both her and adrien (or anyone else perhaps.)�� Thomas if you want people to see how its “bad” then actually show why its bad instead of making look very normal aka normalized. And these same adults get akumantized and expect me to be feel bad. No, I want ladybug the beat the shit of them harder then fucking brick for being a bitch. They most of the time just plain gross and don’t accept boundaries. Oh wait, that’s everyone in this show, no one accept anyone boundaries in this universe.
Adults being obsessed with shipping the 2 main characters are extremely creepy and uncomfortable. The fact they got upset when marinette/ladybug to delete all those picture, just gross. Its even worst when its an middle aged man acting like this in the show universe.
Its funny after they get deakumantized , they trying to fix their reputation (few) instead of apologizing. Not toxic behavior at all.
Anyways enough ranting. I made this entirely because how harry clown got akumantized. Dang I liked the fans interpretation of how gagotor got akumantized.
Just want to post more since half of this blog but left little bit too long last year.
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I do not get the Sweetheart Ice Cream thing. He claims he can only do two flavors, and he only lists two flavors every time he makes one, but in the first episode he was in, every ice cream but Marinette’s had three different flavored scoops. And they claimed that you never knew where he was going to set up and you had to follow the clues to find him, but every single time we see him it’s on the same bridge?
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I swear the show is trying to get us to actively hate André Glacier, like first he constantly harasses literal children for not dating the other children he thinks they should date and now he apparently doesn't even have a permit to sell his ice cream
The weird thing is that of all people, Marinette is the one to jump to his defense in "Revolution", even though all three times he was akumatized, it was because he wanted to kill her for doubting the gospel of his sacred ice cream (Glaciator, Glaciator 2, Elation).
Of all people, you would think Marinette would be the most against him, not Chloe.
#immaturity of thomas astruc#iota#miraculous ladybug#miraculous ladybug salt#marinette dupain cheng#ladybug#andre glacier
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Fic: The Rebellion of Adrien Agreste, ch. 7
Relationships: Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir & Gabriel Agreste | Papillon | Hawk Moth, Juleka Couffaine/Rose Lavillant, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir/Luka Couffaine, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug & Kagami Tsurugi, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir & Luka Couffaine, Lila Rossi/karma, Gabriel Agreste | Papillon | Hawk Moth/aneurism, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug/Kagami Tsurugi, Plagg & Tikki
Characters: Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, Gabriel Agreste | Papillon | Hawk Moth, Lila Rossi, Jagged Stone, Plagg, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Luka Couffaine, Penny Rolling, Anarka Couffaine, Rose Lavillant, Juleka Couffaine, Kagami Tsurugi, Alya Césaire, Chloé Bourgeois, Wayhem, Nadja Chamack, Nathalie Sancoeur, Sabine Cheng, Tom Dupain, Tikki, Fang, Principal Damocles, Caline Bustier, Ms. Mendeleiev, original minor character, Alec Cataldi, Lila Rossi’s Mother, Sabrina Raincomprix, Roger Raincomprix, Mylène Haprèle, Le Gorille | Adrien Agreste’s Bodyguard, Nino Lahiffe, Nooroo
Tags: Lila Rossi salt, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Teenage Rebellion, Swearing, Bad Parent Gabriel Agreste, Crack Treated Seriously, Lila Rossi’s Lies Are Exposed, Cuddling & Snuggling, Luka Couffaine Needs a Hug, Paparazzi, Parentification, Marinette Dupain-Cheng Needs a Hug, Gabriel Agreste Needs an Aneurism, Uncle Jagged Stone, we’re all queer here, the spirit of punk is sometimes just being allowed to be yourself, Kagami Finds Her Groove, punk rock fashion, Savage Kagami, Marinette protection squad, Good Parent Sabine Cheng, Good Parent Tom Dupain, Protective Kagami Tsurugi, Protective Luka Couffaine, Bisexual Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Pansexual Luka Couffaine, Sharing a Bed, Pet Names, LGBTQ Character, LGBTQ Themes, Instagram, Bullying, Social Media, Anxiety, Makeover, Hugs, will cure your acne, Face Punching, Bad Ass Juleka Couffaine, Rumors, Protective Juleka Couffaine, Protective Adrien Agreste, Lawyers, Hijinks & Shenanigans, Holding Hands, accountability, mental health, Jagged Stone’s well-paid pet shark, How to Make the Evening News, Sexy eyeliner for days, one fish two fish Lila is a screwed fish, How to have fun and piss Gabriel off, Fuckery, sweet litigious karma, Alya sugar, lawyer shark doo doo doo doo doo doo, Schadenfreude, Bad Ass Alya Césaire, Gaslighting, abuse denormalization, Jagged likes his lawyers like he likes his pets: toothy af, Blood in the Water, Everything you didn’t know you wanted and some things you did, Gabriel Agreste is shark bait, Denial, Consequences, Principal Damocles salt, caline bustier salt, the impotence of Gabriel Agreste, snarky Nooroo, lies and the lying liars who tell them, Lila’s brain is a narcissistic hellscape, Lila’s mind is built like an Escher piece, Alec Cataldi salt, Adrien Sugar, wholesome salt, Fu Salt, Kwami Shenanigans, Nooroo is a little shit
Summary: The Pet Name Game
Notes: Hawkdaddy’s pissed. @norakwami and @cheshiremadd helped by chatting concept.
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Chapters 1-2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6
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The pet names discussion had wound up getting extremely silly. They’d all gone back to relaxing together and kind of cuddling on the big sofa. At first the only one Adrien could come up with was “Blue,” to which Luka had responded, “If you call me Blue, I’m calling you Green.” The girls had vetoed both.
Adrien had joked about Maestro, which Marinette had argued was almost as bad as Magic Fingers.
Interestingly, it was Marinette who had, with the help of her phone, come up with the winning one.
“You know, the name Luka means ‘light.’ Any ideas based on that?”
After some discussion, Adrien had come up with the poetic idea of “Firefly,” like Luka was his light in the dark. Kagami had deemed that adorable, and Luka had turned red.
Luka’s suggestions for Adrien’s nickname largely had to do with music, and while Adrien had been fond of Allegro for a cheerful beat, both girls disagreed, saying they were too niche.
“Alya’s nickname for him is Sunshine,” Marinette finally commented.
Luka smiled. “My Star, then?”
Kagami and Marinette exchanged a look as Adrien’s face heated, then said together, “Perfect.”
“I think we can still do the blue and green joke sometimes,” Adrien murmured, rubbing the back of his neck in embarrassment.
“Can I call you MF as a joke?” Luka asked.
Adrien grinned. “Only if I can call you Maestro.”
Marinette groaned. “This is going to be ridiculous.”
“It’ll upset my father,” Adrien pointed out. “Which is the point.”
“Honestly, if they have more than one nickname for each other, it lends credence to the idea that they’ve been secretly dating for a bit. We should specify how long it’s been, of course,” Kagami added.
“I mentioned to Mari that I don’t want to eventually say it was fake, if that’s okay. If anything, we weren’t sure and decided to try dating.” He glanced at Luka.
“I can understand that. I identify as pansexual, though I rarely discuss it,” Luka said with a nod. “So I wouldn’t mind being thought to have been in a relationship with you. We can say we met when we did, on the boat, and you joined Kitty Section. And maybe we decided to go for it a couple weeks ago?”
“I have enabled the two of you to be together after fencing practice several times, then,” Kagami offered. “You have gone for juice?”
“You’ve gotten soul mate ice cream from André!” Marinette crowed. “We can make up a flavor combination.”
Luka grinned. “Green and blue, obviously.”
“Perhaps instead we should go find André once the dye is done,” Kagami commented. “It wouldn’t do to make up a fake flavor combination when we could find out for sure.”
“And you can eat it in the limo, so you’re not out in public too long,” Penny interjected. While Jagged had retired to the other room for a nap with Fang, she’d stayed with them to, as she had put it, ‘chaperone.’ “We’d rather not garner too much attention from M. Agreste this soon.”
“It’ll be another picture for social media.” Adrien hoped Luka wouldn’t get the kind of negative reaction from fans that Marinette had when fans had assumed she was his girlfriend. “I should probably check the comments on those, actually…”
“Not using your phone,” Kagami reminded him.
Marinette pulled out hers, and they all scooted closer to look.
alya.ladyblogger: @adrienagrestebrand wtf when did this happen, Sunshine? #NinoNeedsAnInstagram
alya.ladyblogger: @adrienagrestebrand why is your phone off omgggg
theofficialchloebourgeois: Adrikins, your social media has obv been hacked.
alya.ladyblogger: @theofficialchloebourgeois why do you think it’s been hacked? That’s Sunshine’s smile, for sure.
theofficialchloebourgeois: because there’s no way! He’d tell me!
Aside from those, there were fan reactions ranging from excited congratulations to rather ugly homophobic remarks that made him feel a bit ill to look at—especially now that he knew Mari was bi and Luka was pan.
The official Gabriel Instagram account hadn’t addressed it at all, so Adrien assumed his father was still having a temper tantrum.
A knock on the door sent them scrambling to the kitchenette, but it was the spa staff ready to rinse the dye.
When he was getting his hair blow-dried, Marinette handed him her phone again so he could see what she’d just replied.
marinettedesigned: You look so happy with him! I’m glad you two decided to go public!
He glanced at her with a frown. “Are you sure you want to imply you knew?”
“Yeah. Kagami’s going to, and I’m going to, too.” Then she got a wicked grin. “It’ll drive Lila batty.”
“Honestly, I don’t see her being able to hold back, regardless. But that will certainly make her angrier. I just hope it doesn’t make her go after you more than she has.” Adrien looked at her reproachfully. “I wish you’d told me she’d threatened you, Mari. I never would’ve given you that awful advice.”
Marinette turned red, and Kagami scowled.
“This girl threatened Marinette?” When both Adrien and Luka nodded, the girl clenched her fists. “That is unacceptable.”
“I’m okay,” Marinette whispered.
Luka settled a hand on her shoulder. “She’s hurt you, made you more anxious. I can’t help you, since I don’t go to school with you. But Adrien can.”
“Perhaps during the hour and a half that our schools allow for lunch, Luka and I can join you and Adrien,” Kagami added, placing her hand on Marinette’s other shoulder. “We can present a united front.”
“Usually I’m expected home for lunch, but as I’m engaging in teenager rebellion, staying at school to eat lunch with my boyfriend is a nice way to do that.”
“Then it’s settled,” Kagami said decisively. “We shall eat lunch together either at Collège Françoise Dupont or at a café or restaurant in the surrounding area from now on.”
The relieved smile that graced Marinette’s face was almost heartbreaking, and Adrien realized exactly how much stress she’d been under, how much he’d failed her. He took her hand, squeezing it lightly in apology.
The stylist finished with his hair a few minutes later, and after they spent a few minutes admiring the results, Marinette pulled his hood up so they could all sneak down to the limo. They found André Glacier’s location via social media, and Penny had the driver take them as close as possible.
There wasn’t a line, so they rushed out of the limo and hurried to the cart. Luka and Adrien approached first.
André greeted them like old friends. “Ah, a lovely pair the two of you make. Blueberry for the gentle heart’s tranquility, a soothing sweetness. And, ah, for you… You’ve come into your own, young man! Passion fruit for the one shining bright as the sun!”
“Would you get some with me as well, Marinette?” Kagami asked. “I would not be able to finish an entire one on my own.”
André smiled at them. “I’ve just the treat for you. Orange for the fire that burns in her heart, blackberry for her night-dark hair. A dual sweetness, with a twist, for the two of you.”
They hurried back to the waiting limo, managing to escape notice—fortunately it was an odd hour. Once inside, they took advantage of the photo opportunity with Adrien and Luka, then passed around the treats, all four of them sharing in the flavors.
“I’m glad I got passion fruit,” Adrien commented. “It’s my favorite. And all the others go so well with it!”
Kagami’s phone buzzed. “Regrettably, I am expected to return home, or I would enjoy continuing to help.”
“We’ll drop you off before we return to the hotel,” Penny told her. “It’s always nice meeting Marinette’s friends, and I’m sure Jagged will be disappointed he didn’t get to say goodbye.”
They had dropped Kagami off and just returned to the hotel when Marinette’s phone went off.
But this time it was an Akuma alert.
#miraculous ladybug#miraculous fanfiction#my fanfiction#The Rebellion of Adrien Agreste#lukadrien#luka couffaine#marinette dupain cheng#adrien agreste#kagami tsurugi#penny rolling#andre glacier#lila salt#miraculous salt#lila 'the liar' rossi#lila rossi#alya cesaire#chloe bourgeois
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What I noticed in Glaciator...
AND WHY ANDRE IN LOVEATER MAKES LESS SENSE TO ME NOW
He literally gives 3 scoops to COUPLES
And 2 scoops to individuals
SO WHY THE HELL COULDN’T WE GET OUR ORANGE, BLACKBERRY, PEPPERMINT ICE CREAM, HUH?????
It could be he just didn’t see it working and that was his way of saying he doesn’t support it, BUT I DON’T SUPPORT HIM NOT SUPPORTING THE OT3!! Come on man...Adrigaminette is life!
I just wanted to call him out on his BULLS**T!!
(though it does support the whole “they have to love themselves before anyone else” theory, but I just wanted my poly ship okay?)
#ml#miraculous ladybug#ml spoilers#glaciator#loveater#adrigaminette#adrienette#adrigami#andre glacier#SHUT UP ANDRE#YOU COWARD#ml theory#ml salt
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Confirmed diagnosis of Left All My fʌks Behind In S2-itis.
Still took a swig of deadseawater when Andre wouldn't just give them the damn three-scoop. They're all awful blends! Doesn't matter how you stack them!! Give the children their damn icecream!!!
Literally the only thing I was moved to care for in a whole 20 minutes.
#miraculous ladybug#love eater#heart hunter#ml salt#ml spoilers#ml leaks#what does this partypooper have against polygami!?#marinette dupain cheng#Kagami Tsurugi#adrien agreste#polygami#adrigaminette#andre should've retired last season#andre glacier#kagaminette#marigami#adrienette#adrigami#bruh just give them the icecream and let them decide whether they like it or not#petty petty petty salt#imma be petty#pettyface mcshutupandre#why does this irk me so?#probably because i don't have enough chocolate#i'm going to go make brownies#and if it still bothers me when i get back#it's permanent#tags not working#tumblr is broken#now you see it now you don't
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Whelp, the trailer for Glaciator 2 is out and Andre is so fragile that two "non-fated" people on a bus people is enough to trigger him into akumazating? Reminds me of Animan.
[Gif ID: A gif of an older white woman in a purple blazer. Her face is screwed up in distaste and is giving a judgemental look to someone/something off-screen. End ID]
Andre needs to grow tf up and get a life that doesn't revolve around matchmaking via ice cream. How sad. Over-sensitive about a teenager's love life and terrible taste in flavour combinations. Why does anyone go to his cart again?
#asks#anonymous#ml writers salt#ml salt#andre glacier salt#i've said this before but MINT and FRUIT#does this dude have *any* taste?#if *i* were in mlb i'd spend all my time booing glacier#that's a grown man#that's so weird
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Given that one of the famous couples he mentions in Wishmaker is a very MLM couple and he has no trouble coming up with a Marigami combination in Heart Hunter. I think it unlikely that Andre is homophobic.
Nor does he say he CAN'T or WON'T make a Adrigaminette one, just that its trickier and then asks Marinette if she is sure about her decision after SHE is the one that turns down that option. Marinette says NO to Adrigaminette NOT Andre.
At no time has Andre REFUSED to serve Marinette, or anyone, ice cream.
She has always walked away from him.
Now to the specifics of Elation. And Andre being singleist (good word).
His schtick is "Sweet hearts" ice cream. His target customer base is explicitly people in romantic relationships. So his confusion when they show up in Elation is along the lines of wondering why someone is looking for blue jeans at Victoria's Secret. That's not what you go there for.
Then he just states what he has observed over the months of serving them ice-cream in these two personas. With the implied question of what's changed, but by his expression he is still expecting them to get ice cream. Marinette is again the one who decides to walk away.
(Also, as the only person anyone seems to be keeping Marinette's crush on Adrien secret from is Adrien why wouldn't Andre mention it in front of Chat? He is not Adrien. )
Andre is (like most of Paris) very invested in LadyNoir, a thing he acknowledges, but he has never been the one to chose to not serve his ice-cream to someone.
i don’t want to say that andre is meant to be a metaphor for homophobia because i genuinely don’t think the writers intended that, but it’s kind of wild to see fandom act like someone denying a couple ice cream is absurd and unbelievable when business actually do discriminate against couples they don’t like fairly regularly. like roast andre all you want because it’s a shitty thing to do! but it’s also a real thing that happens.
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