Just saw a meal kit commercial that unironically used the terms "entered the chat" and "it's a vibe". I'm.
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born too soon to spend my teen years logging onto ao3 on my smartphone in the privacy of my own bedroom, born too late for mimeographed zines, born just in time to sneak into a common area of my family home at 2 am and wrap the modem in a thick blanket to muffle the screeching, so my parents wouldn’t catch me spending 18 cents a minute on long-distance rural dial-up to type my sexually confused hopes into webcrawler and lycos, praying maybe one other person on earth also liked the same character i did enough to make a web page about it. and that my connection to the information superhighway would hold out long enough to download 78 kilobytes worth of .txt files onto a floppy disk labeled “SCHOOL BACKUP” that i would guard with my life.
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as an American currently living in Japan. can’t stop thinking about modern AU Jeeves and Wooster where Bertie can’t flee from Aunt Agatha to America because she can just fly there and find him so he has to find somewhere even further away, resulting in Bertie and Jeeves taking the most sterotypically white tourist trip to Japan known to man. featuring:
Bertie saying “Konnichiwhat ho, Jeeves!” the second they get off the plane
Bertie getting complaints from the cat cafés because the cats adore him and the other customers are upset that he’s hogging them, leading to a blanket ban from every establishment in Tokyo
Jeeves (who is either inexplicably still Bertie’s valet or is an incredibly dedicated live-in PA) critiquing the technique of everyone working in the butler cafe, leading to a blanket ban from every establishment in Tokyo
karaoke night where Bertie knows all the lyrics to various anime songs but is absolutely not even close on the pronunciation (Jeeves watches him with impassive, amused fondness)
Bingo, for some reason
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do I attract you do I repulse you with my queasy smile am I too dirty am I too flirty do I like what you like I could be wholesome I could be loathsome I guess I'm a little bit shy why don't you like me why don't you like me without making me try???? I tried to be like grace kelly but all her looks were too sad so I tried a little freddie I've gone identity mad!!! I could be brown I could be blue I could be violet sky I could be hurtful I could be purple I could be anything you like gotta be green gotta be mean gotta be everything more why don't you like me why don't you like me why don't you walk out the door????? how can I help it how can I help it how can I help what you think hello my baby hello my baby putting my life on the brink why don't you like me why don't you like me why don't you like yourself?? should I bend over should I look older just to be put on your shelf?????????? I tried to be like grace kelly but all her looks were too sad so I tried a little freddie I've gone identity mad!! I could be brown I could be blue I could be violet sky I could be hurtful I could be purple I could be anything you like gotta be green gotta be mean gotta be everything more why don't you like me why don't you like me?? walk out the door! say what you want to satisfy yourself but you only want what everybody else says you should want (should want) I could be brown I could be blue I could be violet sky I could be hurtful I could be purple I could be anything you like gotta be green gotta be mean gotta be everything more why don't you like me why don't you like me???? walk out the door!!!!
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Me: My favorite star is Sirius
Them: is this a weird Harry Potter thing?
Me: ...well my second favorite star is Regulus and my third favorite is Arcturus
Me: ...so yes
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Table of approximate life years of the characters in the Hazbin Hotel
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13P-IBVWjQCxdTBugDELkhP3F_iyFwNqSTmufVLmV__8/edit?usp=drivesdk
Made it because many people don’t seem to realize that a huge part of the characters were alive at the same time
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i think my biggest problem with steddie is that they're too hot. like in most fandoms i've been in at least half of a ship is sort of weird looking or not super conventionally attractive, and even if you decide any of them are pretty or hot you usually have to work for it a little bit. steddie is like. you have to work to make them less hot and less charming otherwise it's just watching two guys pretty privilege their way through every situation
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I support girls but NAH THIS IS REACHING “if you look carefully LIKE REALLY CAREFULLY 🤓☝️”
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Had to break it to my sister (twelve years older than me) that she herself is an early millennial/late Gen X, that our brother is a Millennial as well, and that those "twenty-something interns" she sees at work are not Millennials (derogatory).
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i know ive said this exact same thing ten thousand times before but it actually boggles my mind that we have just sort of accepted "generational divides" and the resulting discourse. generations are not real on the population scale. there is no dividing year where one generation starts and the next begins. the closest you can get to this is specifically BABY BOOMERS. who were born during the BABY BOOM. because a huge large amount of people had children immediately following the second world war. thats it. since then there has not been another clear generational divide and the things you think are clear divides are probably divides between specifically your age demographic and specifically your parents age demographic. because that's what a generation actually is when we stop trying to form stupid little clubs. im no longer participating in the legitimization of these terms & if i see the word zoomer one more time i'll detonate the explosives
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He brings up a discussion on verbal consent vs body language. I just want people's opinions on it. Is this a generation difference thing, or a twitter thing? Or something only within the fandom?
I saw a similar thing to him, the tweets people had made me think they were 13, and I was shocked to see most were in their early 20s.
I'm an older fan who hasn't been on this side of the mycft community until the controversy, just a casual Philza fan here. For me body language is actually a normal thing in hook up culture.
It's just a bit sad that his fans bullied him into having to act like this from now on.
Because I will tell you as women this would suck if a guy has to verbally ask for every little thing.
Trigger Warning: Sexual Situations.
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@promniight is doin a cookie run rewrite of the sorts (YOU SHOULD CHECK IT OUT IT SLAPS SO HARD) and honest to god it makes me wanna do smth like that too. have my own silly funny takes n designs and headcanons and whatnot. kidnap these guys /j
SO WITH THAT SAID heres my take on mt!!! read under the cut to see a few thoughts of mine :)
Hes so tall. Literally big tree tall. For reference your common cookie is about the size of his ear. and no he cannot shrink down
He doesn't have any legs, actually. He drags himself around with his roots. It takes him a while to get from one place to another .
NOTHING is actually made with cloth or fabric. Its either vines, leaves or wood.
He actually doesn't mind creatures or other cookies climbing onto him. He's used to letting them hang out on his shoulders or on his horns, as seen in my wl & mt request, and appreciates the company.
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I actually really like Cookie Run Ovenbreak for a variety of reasons, but chief among them is that Ananas Dragon is the ONLY dragon that Millennial Tree has a friendly interaction with, the others all being tension, meaning that Ananas Dragon is his favourite dragon.
(Which is really relatable because Ananas Dragon is my favourite dragon too.)
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Abbott Elementary - 2x01
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