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Emerald Duo, forever the best <3

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I’m gonna be honest, I fully expected mr. Philips first impressions with philza would be another romance war but instead he was like “yeah, fuck it, we can share”

Being a third wheel would’ve been fine, but holy shit that was a curveball for me

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Philza is immortal, Missa is a ghostly reaper, And mr.philip is stuck in a cycle of reincarnation. This is their dynamic and no one cam convince me otherwise

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HELP! HELPP! NOT PHIL SAYING MISSA WORKS AS A SECRETARY IN HELL! HELP--!

I JUST- dawg- I love Phil's perception of Missa and just how it's more often than not the OPPOSITE of Missa's characters. Becuase listen- listen, if you been here long enough right? If you been in the Pissa Nation long enough you would KNOW that Missa has two sides. He is TWO SIDES of one coin.

The first side being an absolute wet cat for Phil, just letting himself be saved and enjoying himself watching Phil show off his strength in protecting him

And then you have Missa who is an ABSOLUTE MENACE! Missa is not a wet cat, not entirely, he is ONLY a wet cat for Phil, but in reality he is an asshole and a menace. If you watched his POV on the first day, during the hide and seek game with the beds, he fucking CACKLED when he got to the bed first before another player. He CACKLED CHATS.

Phil is getting the sugar sweet image of Missa, whilst us chatters are seeing Missa from every perspective. But does Phil care? No. He loves his husband through and through and just DOES NOT GIVE A FUCK.

Phil: *Reading chat* 'Suggest Missa is in hell' Oh yeah man, he's- he's loving it down there, it's nice and warm. Dude he's- he's- he's- he's got like a fuckin secretary job-- *wheezing* They love his ass down there, he's a literal skeleton man, can't feel pain? They like try and dunk him in lava and he's like; 'Ooo bath!' Just wet cat energy, even in hell. Doesn't know it's meant to hurt him.

Dare I say he's more delulu than us.

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Are you serious.

Are you— fucking serious.

You're not playing a prank? No?

FUCK! ARE YOU SERIOUS!? REALLLY??????? YOU'RE TELLING ME WE GOT ROBBED— AGAIN!?

That's it. Im done. Im fucking done. The fucking— MAKE IT STOP!

LET. THEM. HANG. OUT.

For fucks sake!

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Cosmic and I are still working on the compilation, so today we bring you the third part of DeathDuo moments. We hope you like it.

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No Missa No Point

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my favorite thing on earth is definitely the look on cartman’s face when he genuinely enjoys hanging out with kyle and they dont fight

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Rick in earlier seasons vs Rick in season 7

Rick in season 1:

Rick in season 7:

Rick in season 3:

Rick in season 7:

Rick in season 3:

Rick in season 7:

Rick in season 4:

Rick in season 7:

Rick in season 4:

Rick in season 7:

Rick in season 6:

Rick in season 7:

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Yeaaaaaaaaaah, that's Evil Morty all right, @trucknoisettes's theory is correct, at least concerning the moment they switched, regardless of how they did it.

Check.

This (slowed down gif).

Out.

Need me to go slower?

No? Need me to isolate the frame?

Someone has a forcefield on.

Someone's cover is about to get blown away if he doesn't hastily retreat behind the cut primebot.

(At least, I hope he's worried about his cover getting blown away instead of his forcefield finally fizzling out by the last blow, because him being worried about getting shot again would mean his forcefield has a limit... of what... 7 shots? 8-10, if we count the laser as stronger than a regular bullet?)

Anyway, all this would in turn mean...

(Mind you, this is the first frame of him right after he shoots the hostile primebot.)

THE LIAR.

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Evil Morty and the other Mortys (part 2)

A continuation of this blog.

Theory 7: Internalized victim blaming

Evil Morty is not the only Morty acting extremely harsh to other Mortys. We've already seen random Mortys in the Citadel being jerks to other Mortys.

1) Mortys in Morty Town seem to be particularly aggressive towards Cop Morty. It's unclear if it's because he's a cop (and therefore they're equally aggressive to Cop Rick), or if it's because a Morty accompanied by a Rick. Or if they are aggressive to Cop Rick because he dared enter Morty Town. It could be all of the above.

Cop Morty, in turn, returns the favor.

Here we have a Morty who dares to utter the phrase "Mortys are human!" (I mean... is it a matter of debate?! YIKES)

And he gets (a) called a "Rickless animal" (b) electrocuted for his trouble.

Soon after, we see Cop Morty:

(c) calling Mortys another derogative term ("yellowshirts")

(d) electrocuting another Morty for absolutely no reason:

Note that the derogative insults obviously apply to Cop Morty as well. He, too, is a Rickless Morty, as he keeps making clear that Cop Rick is simply his partner, not his Rick. And he might wear a uniform right now, but at some point in the past he definitely wore a yellow shirt.

2) AT THE SAME TIME, having a Rick is also an insult:

(and things escalate fast)

3) Initially, Cop Morty was capable of overplaying his "Mortyness" to other Mortys...

...who also did the exact same thing to him, before making fun of him:

Mortys are also overplaying their Mortyness to Ricks...

...which apparently is a thing that happens often, judging from Cop Morty's immediate explanation:

Cop Morty tries the exact same technique against his partner... (and it's clear at this point that Cop Morty actually liked Cop Rick... but doing as Cop Rick was asking him to do would have serious consequences for him, so Cop Morty put his own well-being first)

However, Cop Rick is wise to this trick by now, and so he is ready. He shoots first.

4) Mortys are quick to throw other innocent Mortys under the bus, so that they can escape:

Here is a description of the Mortys responsible for the perpetration of the store robbery:

No noteworthy features. Just four normal Mortys.

And here is a picture of the Morty Town Locos:

They have facial tatoos... THEY DIDN'T ROB THAT STORE.

5) Cop Morty is ready to go to extreme measures to erase every trace of the Morty Town Locos:

Do any of the above sound familiar?

Derogative terms to other Mortys...

...including self...! (pretty justifiably though, in this case)

2. Getting angry at the suggestion that he is accompanying a Rick:

3. Overplaying his Mortyness

4. Throwing innocent Mortys under the bus:

5. Going to extreme measures for your own well-being...

They're all textbook variations of the things Evil Morty has been doing.

Which makes sense. After all, if he is one of the many excess clones in the Citadel, then his experiences must be similar to the experiences of the other unwanted Mortys, and they should have similar reactions. The only difference between them is that his actions have been careful, calculated and ultimately successful (and, uh, excessive), whilst theirs have been uncoordinated and heated.

If we take into account all of the above, it seems to me that there might be a lot of internalized victim-blaming among the excess Mortys of the Citadel.

If they partner with a Rick, they're sell-out yellowshirt Mortys who throw away their self-respect in favor of Ricks' interests, who choose to turn a blind eye to all the atrocities Ricks have been committing, who worship an undeserving being all for the sake of a mocking semblance of family, encouraging other Mortys to engage in the same self-destructive act. They want to be a human shield. (They might as well be a human shield, then...)

If they don't partner with a Rick they have very few tools in their disposal to survive. They have to become as ruthless and unforgiving as their surroundings. They have to become their own Rick, so that they can catch up to their Rick-full environment. And the Mortys who choose to not do that? It's their fault for being weak and emotional and not doing what needs to be done. I mean, think of it. Evil Morty overpowered his Rick simply by making him drunk. Literally every Morty could do that, if they wanted. They just choose not to. Morty Prime can disassemble neutrino bombs. My bet is he could assemble one too, if he wanted. He could easily kill a black-out drunk Rick C-137, if he decided to. Or he could try to find a way to keep Rick in stasis, so that he doesn't return via Operation Phoenix. But he doesn't. He chooses to let the abuse keep happening to him, so he's deserving of his fate.

(I mean, not really, of course, but I can totally see Ricks mocking their Mortys for not having the guts to stand up for themselves and claiming that Mortys want the abusive relationship to continue... otherwise, why even enlist in a Morty Agency, if not because you want more of the same?)

(At the same time, Ricks manipulate Mortys into believing they're selfish for trying to set boundaries... Into believing they're evil for not putting Ricks' wellbeing first.) (might as well actually be evil then, huh)

...I'm glad the Citadel's gone.

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Eclipse days (or the days missa and philza have seen each other):

1. First day in the island.

2. Adoption of chayanne.

3. Dungeon family trip with bbh, foolish and the eggs.

4. Rescue of the eggs that didn't happen because the server was really lagged. (philza was off-stream)

5. Rescue of the new members ("freezer").

6. 15 of september.

7. First day of purgatory.

8. Second day of prision.

Only 8eight days but those days are/were special. <tres

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So like did he know this was gonna happen. did he know what people would do to him. was he aware of what this artistic decision would evolve into.

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“why do i look like tío fit????” LMAOOO

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Philza and his two partners, the goddess of death and the reaper.

Also bc I think it’s really funny if at least one person doesn’t realise that Phil has both a husband and a wife so they think Missa is just a trans man