#and you think thats flirting?!
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Okay, this has been bothering me for a while because despite having so many people blocked and so many things muted, I'm still seeing a lot of anti complaints. So:
When, exactly, does Andrealphus "flirt" with Stella?
I keep seeing "criticism" that he's supposed to be gay but he keeps flirting with Stella, or that the shows pushing an incest joke with him and his sister or yadda yadda ya- Bullshit. Nothing that he does can legitimately be called flirting.
Andrealphus brings up Stella being attractive for one of two reasons. To insult her or to brag to others about his family being in some way better than others.
Whenever he calls her attractive, it is in the same sentence of either implying or all out saying that her looks are all she has going for her. He constantly refers to her or even straight up calls her stupid to her face and I can't remember the last time saying someone was dumb was the same as flirting with them.
Or he'll refer to her looks to others as another way of bragging about his family (note; he rarely refers to her by name and instead says "my sister", a manipulative tactic that constantly relates her positive points back to him somehow). Even this is insulting her though as, again, as far as he's concerned all she has is her looks and nothing else. That's why it's the only thing he talks about. In his mind, Stella is nothing but a pretty face and so when he talks about her, he needs to remind everyone about her one good quality as another ego boost for his relation to her.
Is it still creepy the way he talks about her? A bit, sure. Is it as creepy as some people make out/undermine him as a gay man? Not even a little.
#Helluva Boss#Andrealphus#Stella#Again not saying some of it isn't weird#but I am reminded of that old meme#where a lesbian says a guy is handsome#and the straight guy is like “but you like girls”#and she responds “I'm gay not blind!”#So while yes a little weird#definitely not the overly creepy incest joke people seem to think it is.#Seriously this guy does nothing but belittle his sister#and you think thats flirting?!#what kind of relationship do you have?!
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#i think i ran out of material then suddenly my archives are no longer redundant and the cycle never dies.#ive had a lot of these in waiting for a day they're useful and mannn. depends on how you see these posts.#honkai star rail#hsr aventurine#hsr dr ratio#hsr aventio#hsr ratiorine#hsr firefly#hsr trailblazer#hsr stelle#hsr sampo#hsr black swan#hsr sparkle#i don't know if i actually ship this or not but SPARKLE WAS MAD FUCKING FLIRTING and the dynamic is hilarious#hsr black sparkle#hsr swan sparkle#personally i think dark spark sounds good but thats too out of balance for common ship names rip#hsr march 7th#MARCH WTF DOES THAT MEAN AND WHAT HAPPENED TO MAKE YOU SAY THAT#hsr misha#hsr himeko#hsr dan heng#hsr silver wolf#hsr natasha#hsr serval#hsr servasha#this is like my 3rd top fav ship in this game and my fav rare pair because i don't understand why its rare#hi3 kiana kaslana#ggz raiden mei (I think)#gi lumine
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I am so sorry Taash... I'm so sorry you're going to smell my arousal when Emmrich calls out "Excellent hit, darling!" for the 3rd time ok let's not lie the 1st time will do it
#when i flirted with Taash once bc I pick the dialogue options I like most and if thats the romance option then-#anyway yeah when Rook is like wait you can smell...?#all I could think about was all those times in battle bc I took Emm and Taash a lot of the time for the banter#if i had artistic skill this could be a strip comic#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#emmrich volkarin#emmrich#datv#dragon age veilguard#datv spoilers#veilguard spoilers#dragon age the veilguard spoilers#taash dragon age#dragon age taash#taash#taash the dragon hunter
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You've never done that when I got close to you before. Why? None of your business. Tell me, or you can't leave.
KISEKI: DEAR TO ME Ep. 10
#kiseki: dear to me#kisekiedit#kdtm#kiseki dear to me#ai di x chen yi#chen yi x ai di#nat chen#chen bowen#louis chiang#chiang tien#jiang dian#uservid#userspring#userrain#pdribs#userspicy#userjjessi#*cajedit#*gif#every time i color this scene i get stronger. anyway there were so many expressions i just couldnt leave out. the deep breath ai di takes#steeling himself before admitting it. & the way chen yi absorbs it the way he blinks away & his mouth opens before focusing on ai di again#thinking about it. thinking about four years of attacks ai di had to withstand. understanding the way he is now but hating how its happened#and also the guilt hes gotta feel from that! & yet thats overcome in this moment by a need to not let ai di put a wall between them#which is what ai di keeps trying to do. he admits a vulnerable thing and then deflects FOUR TIMES in this scene. first when sleeping#& choking chen yi when woken(& avoiding when questioned abt it). second by dropping his guard & worrying when he finds chen yi injured#& twice more shown in this set. he has to shake it off he has to put his wall back up but his instincts are strongest & chen yi SEES them.#you can see the way ai di wants to relax into that hug. the way he just wants to BREATHE but instead uses those breaths to defend himself#he chooses to flirt hoping it'll make chen yi back off. hoping he'll stop asking him to be vulnerable. but chen yi knows his tricks now.#and hes not going to let ai di continue believing he doesnt CARE about him. its poetic the way he gives him a taste of his own medicine#like it's *strategic*. he watches and learns. he knows his own influence over ai di he knows that HE is ai di's weakness. it's..chef's kiss
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(wips) who here likes serijose or joserei!!! *exactly three ppl in the crowd cheer*
#this is what a lack of new mp100 content is doing to me... im i feel like im digging into crumbs#YES i know joseph and reigen have never even spoken to each other but just think of the compatibility between them!!!#they both uhh smoke?? or at least reigen used to... anyway theyre both bad at their jobs and have similar smuggish personalities...#yea thats all i got sorry#i like to think they met when reigen was still working at the water cooler company... in fact maybe they where coworkers even... huh huh#actually that reijose belongs with a compilation im making where reigen flirts with like every man in mp100...#you could call it a hoe down throw down if you will#now what the hell do i tag these ships as#mp100#mob psycho 100#my art#mp100 joseph#serizawa katsuya#reigen arataka#serijose#???#joseseri#????????#reijose#joserei#fuck i dont know!!!!#wips#cw smoking
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is this a safe space to admit i really don't even like the lines in lucanis' first romance scene where he says something like "perfectly gathered clouds of doom" . but that does not stop me from loving him very much. i'm choosing to see this as a guy who is the terrible combo of reads romance novels, has never had a romantic relationship before AND his definition of 'good flirt' is synonymous with 'illario' so he's got an incorrect definition of what's actually romantic. the less lucanis is specifically trying to be romantic the more he becomes irresistible but i don't think he's caught onto that yet
#like . LIKE. it makes sense to me that this is him trying extremely hard to make his attraction known before he overthinks it and leaves#as always i find a way to sneak illario into this conversation but the point stands#like the romance line is not corny if theres a reason that he's being so wildly corny. i have to believe this#i am also saying irresistible > romantic because he has some crazy lines in the romance#thats not romantic. but its genuinely like oh god here comes the yearner he's going to yearn all over the place#the discussion after the first part of act 3 for example.#'i thought i was never going to see you again' 'you're here. you're really here. i swear'#<- that is not lucanis flirting. that is lucanis being so unbelievably earnest with those stupid brown eyes that it just gets you#and the 'i've got you don't i?' 'you do' in act 3 too#<- and i dont even think this one is romance specific#theres a point to this .i just dont think he's naturally romantic#buuut. some of the more 'innocuous' lines that are part of his romance that are not overt flirting have such incredible acting/animation#which allows me to expand the mind palace. and he digs himself a little deeper into my heart#lucanis dellamorte#veilguard spoilers#dav#txt#'ur walking a bit too close to the edge 😈' and tyche's first thought in her mind is VIRGIN? but she likes him for him so its fine
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just thinking scary dog priviledge but its tim x kon vs red robin x superboy ig
like in civvies scary dog priviledge goes to Kon when someone is being just a bit too friendly with the Wayne kid
Or when he and Tim go to get some coffee and the bartender slips her number onto tims cup who gets picked up by Kon and thrown across the room in such a speed that you blink you miss but- is that coffee running down the window..?
Or in galas where Tim is charming some old ladies and entertaining their grandkids when suddenly they seem nervous for some reason so Tim turns around to see Kon standing behind him with the biggest smile ever just to turn back around and see that the girl/boy who was so willingly flirting with him earlier has gone pale and gave a quick goodbye, "Human disaster strikes again and fumbles badly-" "Shut it Meatsack-"
Or just walking in general, when Tim Drake isn't Tim Drake-Wayne and he doesnt have to wear gala smiles and expensive three piece suits so he's bundles in a hoodie and hunched and cluching his messenger bag like his lifeline depends on it; but to a passerby all they see is tired cat™ Tim Drake who looks delectable and- is that a monster behind him? (It's Kon who's making himseelf taller and puffing his muscles and making sure to hold intensive eye contact with every passerby who looks in Tim's direction with some kind of interest)
But when if their supersonas? Tim takes the scary dog priviledge to a new level.
They just saved some people from a collapsed building and some person is draping themselves all over superboy and exaggerating their hurt ankle. How do we know they're exaggerating? Well, purelly because Red Robin just appeared out of nowhere and slammed the head of his bo staff so hard on the ground near them that it made cracks on the concrete while makingg the pperson jump up and scurry away as well, ankle suddenly fine enough to move again. Red's excuse? "Oops. bug."
Patrolling toguether one night and people are asking for superboy's phottos and autographs and he laughs and smilles and poses and people question why he's alone while laughing and brushing their hands against his arms and he just cocks his head "alone?" and a presence is suddenly felt in the alley nearby and if you focus just enough you can see the outline of someone who absolutely looks and feels like they're planning a murder and everyone just respectfully tales a step back because what the fuck.
Or when they're either talking with new heroes/heroes who don't know them well and just get a bit too close to Kon and suddenly they feel a murderous aura around them just to look around and see Red Robin just staring them down with no smile on his face and they frown because surely this feeling is not becaause I feel threatened by a human out of all-
#I just find it neat#I live for feral super x feral bat#or any variation of possessive between the supes and bats lol#timkon#tim drake#kon-el#superboy#red robin#my headcanons#like imagine a villain is fighting them and they suddenly flirt with their respective other just to immediately get the meanest right hook#like one punch ko kind of right hook and theyre immeditely out and the one who punched just stands there for a sec#like if Kon was the one who punched I think Tim would laugh his ass off then flirt back while thinking holy shit thats hot#same for Tim tbh like he'd just stand there and then angry whisper “I have ten more ways to fucking destroy you don't test me”#kon swoons
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Prompt #3
bartender supervillain that has a hero regular. and for some reason supervillain just thinks "yeah I'm adopting them"
#hero x villain#villain prompt#hero prompt#hero x villain community#hero x villain prompts#hero x supervillain#platonic in a way#if you want to think of this romantically. lmao imagine like.#“damn....this bitch goes here to get drunk..do they know that they're flirting with a supervillain..thats ok i guess they're cute too”
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au where fadel has a cooking blog under a fake name where he posts his recipes. every entry has that typical long, oddly personal introduction, except he assumes no one ever reads them anyway so he uses it as a diary of sorts. like, "growing up, mother would often be gone for weeks at a time, unless it was time for my younger brother and i to train to become assassins, so i was the one to cook in our household most of the time. this is the dish i would make on the days when i had no energy to cook after spending them at the shooting range" or "i developed this recipe for my late boyfriend a few years ago. he was the love of my life, so it really hurt me when i had to kill him on mother's orders, and i haven't made this dish again since then, but it's honestly a really good recipe and it would be a shame not to share it".
at some point, someone posts about it on twitter and it goes viral. people think it's just a very good bit and the author is extremely committed to it, because through the pieces of information you can actually piece together a full story of his life since childhood to most recent events, and it's so bizarre that no one considers it could be anything but a creative writing exercise for a bored housewife whose name he publishes under. that is, until someone accidentally remembers that a recent recipe on that one cooking blog had a story scarily similar to the assassination they're just hearing about on the news now, and people start connecting the blog posts to other unsolved assassinations. in the end, the consensus is that this is either a very dedicated expert in politics who is coincidentally crazy enough to cosplay as a killer in a niche cooking blog, or someone who knows enough about the mechanics of political killings to accidentally predict things. anyone who thinks the infamous assassin who's managed to escape dozens of times is writing about this on a public blog in his free time is treated as a conspiracy theorist, because, really, you have to be stupid to think that.
#fadel is so chronically offline that he doesnt even know its happening#he thinks his recipes are gaining more traction because theyre just this good#and listen. they are. like people who actually try them WILL tell you that these are legit good recipes#but thats NOT why he suddenly has 1000x more views on every post#at some point his blog posts start talking about this guy whos annoying him and following him everywhere#and people are like OHHH someone is flirting with auntie serial killer thats such a fun development#the constant sadness was just getting boring you know#someone absolutely ends up writing a fic about auntie serial killer and the crazy guy whos so smitten with her btw#(i might write this as a fic if im bored enough because the idea just amuses me too much)#the heart killers
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Once Upon A Time 3x05 "Good Form" my beloved, I know the text and shots and scene transitions directly parallel Hook saving David's life to Killian's loss of his brother, and Killian's pained expressions of seeing David succumb more and more to the same poison Liam did. Killian's insistence David tell his family, give them the chance to say goodbye that Killian didnt have with his brother. Of Killian himself sayinf David reminded him of Liam, his canonical hero. I know the ep's dialogue speaks of Killian's want to be seen as a man of honor, to be that man of honor.
And I know Killian would absolutely have been a deflective ass with the "I didn't do it for you" to David about saving his life, bantering teasingly that he did it for Emma like David has accused all of his actions to get to and be at Neverland as - just a selfish attempt to have Emma.
And I know Killian's half-joking flirtation with Emma later with "Is that all your father's life is worth to you?" is in character bc for his entire presence on the show previously he has used compliments of himself and flirtatious remarks as deflection, jokes, and to be actively antagonistic/inflammatory/annoying/playful.
I know all of this. I know this is all perfectly in character and the nonspoken motives informed by the flashbacks to his past and his performance are deeply in character. But christ alive I wish that a tiny little line would've been added in somewhere that made it clear that his motivations in this ep and the Neverland arc as a whole weren't just about Emma bc it feels like the writers partially forgot this in 3a, despite the strength of this episode and all its parallels. They say characters' feelings out loud or allude to them more directly in dialogue all the time like pleeeeeeease, you could've made it a lil more obvious it's not solely bc of Emma like. i just wish it wasn't easily misread if u didn't read into it deeper with Killian's characterization, beyond his contradicting words
#idk it bothers meeee. my guilty pleasure is watching reactions to my fav eps of stuff and this is a thing in those and elsewhere#whats that text post thats like. ''oops you fell for the facade that the character puts up'' or smth??? this is that#this is that exact thing#he's a guarded character about a lot of things especially this early like. he has his walls as much as a lot of the other characters#but his just happen to be mostly inflammatory flirting and prideful banter to push ppl away#and i think david knew that killian didnt mean it really when he said ''i didnt do it for you''#otherwise i dont think he wouldve given that toast in his honor. like i think david learning of his brother shifted his perception of hook#as did saving his life. so he knows that at least part of why killian saved his life was for david or for his family.#and its arguable if killian would admit it to himself what his motives all were bc he's still kinda prideful and stubborn about that shit#getting caught caring being a vulnerable thing for a prideful pirate lol#anyway#i could talk about this ep forever. and i probably will#ouat#once upon a time#killian jones#kier metas#kinda#ouat 3x05
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Ouran highschool x doctor who au
Tamaki is the 16th doctor and Haruhi is the companion and instead of the companion being In love with the doctor, the doctor is in love with the companion.
"DOCTOR QUICK THE DALEKS ARE APPROACHING"
"they're approaching too fast, quick let us kiss under the stars so we can live out our final moments together~~~"
"CAN YOU SHUT IT WE'RE ABOUT TO DIE"
Omg and his screwdriver would be in the shape of a rose
I am a genius
(I'm silly in the tags!)
#okokkk but heres the problem#what about everyone else#i was thinking it would be funny if honey and mori are aliens bc of that one episode#where they think honey is a alien for eating all that cake#lol imagine if river met haruhi in this au#“THATS MY HUSBAND STOP FLIRTING WITH HIM”#“YOU CAN HAVE HIM I DONT WANT HIM”#ouran high school host club#hikaru hitachiin#kaoru hitachiin#kyoya ootori#ohshc tamaki#haruhi fujioka#ohshc#tamaki suoh#ouran hshc#ouran manga#au#doctor who#doctor who au#tumblr#someone please figure out who everyone else is#river song
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annoying conversations happening on twitter this week about dazai and his canonical whoreness .... very ableist delivery of people treating him like a tiny 22 yr old minor who clearly doesn't know what sex is and its getting weeeeeiirrrrd ...........
#like idk and idc about other peoples perceptions but to me dazai fucks#its in the source material regarding the fact that hes a DOG and nobody understands how he manages to charm women#women send him love notes to the office bcs he doesnt give out his address......uses sex as a tool and people can infer what they want#but i dont have it has having any nefarious meaning other than he knows himself well and how to get what he wants#and (in MY mind) enjoys it :p#he says he appreciates ALLLL women#women being official the source content but to me he's a man with no preference :p#what i find ableist is the notion that someone with clear though unstated mental illnesses must be “protected” and “he doesnt know what#sex is" like come on. we read the same stuff#youre saying it because you think it gets in the way of ur fav ships that he whores around#well guess what!!!!! he does!!!!!#so what!!!!!! live with it!!!!!! everyone else has to!!!!!#women cry in the source content and i infer that to be bcs he just straight up ghosts them after#maybe he sees a couple of people a few times but for the most part#he dips </3#but we dont need to pretend hes innocent and like#sex - afraid#im tirrredddd of these takes they stink and theyre not fun to read#tldr: my dazai fucks (and WANTS TO!!!!!!!! SEEKS IT OUT!!!! ENJOYS IT!!!! SKILLED LOVER THAT U CANT HAVE!!!!)#(unless u get him.....then hes devoted teehee<3)#enuff said i think#ACTUALLY FURTHER POINT. hes a flirt and a whore. PROUD!!!!!!!!!#he gives u the eyes and he'll have u wrapped around his fingerrrr anyway. thats it now
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soft!merthur obsessed with each other and being completely, glaringly obvious about it. walking close enough for their fingers to be constantly brushing, talking with their other hand and refusing to break the touch. standing next to each other in a group, slowly shifting closer and closer until they’re pressed up against each other. despite there being other people, whenever they speak the other just has to respond leading them to turn to one another and have their own back and forth, their heads tilting closer and closer until their noses are just inches apart. merlin pretending to find issues with arthur’s clothes to fix that aren’t actually there just to touch him but arthur’s not gonna comment on that bc it means he gets to feel merlin’s touch. gazing at each other across the room, across the training field, across camp, etc and just watching them exist with the softest gaze and a small, tender smile. when the other feels their gaze they look up at them first and meet their eyes unflinchingly. them staring at each other for a moment before they resume what they should be doing (albeit slightly flustered). arthur finding any excuse to keep merlin in his chambers just a little while longer when he should be retiring for bed
#the way this is literally just canon merthur 💀#they ARE that annoying couple that can’t have a singular conversation without mentioning the other#my man my man my man#gwaine is hanging on by a thread and constantly complains to the other knights how they should just#grab each other by the face and smush their lips together#leon defends them and says he thinks its sweet and romantic#elyan agrees but if he has to watch the two make out with their eyes when hes standing right there after asking a simple question#hes gonna lose it#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#merthur#fanfic#fanfiction#fic idea#hc#head canon#headcanon#soft merthur will be the death of me#they absolutely tease and mock one another bc thats just how they flirt#but when they get all soft and their insults are said with such a gentle voice#oooooooohhhhh im melting#when arthur does something particularly stupid and merlin just laughs and murmurs ‘dollophead…’ with a smile???#arthur is no longer on planet earth. leave a message#arthur winning a sparring match/tournament and immediately running up to merlin and going ‘i won! did you see??’ like an excitable puppy???#merlin cant feel his fingers or toes
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love how years later i still really like cassidy/hanzo. Im gonna blame this on the fact every time im in a game with a cass we somehow end up hip to hip for most of the game and its just silly overall
#overwatch#overwatch 2#yeehan#yeehan is still the best ship name for them i love it#hanzo#cassidy#i was looking at my old art. as i do sometimes#and mannnn…… i still think theyre a funny duo#like i dont think i ship them hard romantically but in a flirting context. do we get what im saying#the immortal Will They Will They Not appeals to me….#ignore that comic i made where hanzo asks ana/jack/gabe for their approval LIIIIIKEEEE CMON THATS FUNNY#but yeah…… i wanna draw them again……#heh……. hey….. if anyones read this far….. you wanna throw an idea or two…..#JUST TO DO SOMETHING QUICK AND EASY i still think theyre funny……#if i get anything ill do them maybe this weekend im kinda busy for the next day or so#but i do wanna draw them again…. just to see what they look like with how i draw now….
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Lol
#theres nothing quite like your mother saying Well maybe you shouldve been more careful because now your boss might think youve been flirting#with this male coworker (whom i like splendidly as a friend) and now maybe she thinks youre not trustworthy#and maybe she regrets hiring you because you said you feel like youre making a lot of mistakes this week and she might assume thats because#your head is filled with this boy.#so dont make her regret hiring you.#MA'AM I TOLD YOU I WAS ALREADY ANXIOUS BECAUSE I MADE SO MANY MISTAKES TODAY WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME ASHAMED#OF SOMETHING THAT I HONESTLY HAD NO CLUE I OUGHT TO BE ANXIOUS ABOUT AT MY FIRST NEW JOB AFTER IVE GRADUATED????#anyway going to bed i cant take this anymore LOL she said it so lightly and im like. well i never even considered#being afraid of making my boss regret hiring me somehow because of some kind of behaviour that i had no idea was sending some kind of signal#anywaysssss 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#and then she was like why are you crying?? 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀#not to be like this is partly why i didnt want to move home but confound it all why are things like this#can i not simply confide in my mother my anxieties and worriws#worries#and not also have to worry about her potentially being like Well have you considered you ARE right and it IS your fault?#idk man something something firstborn child eldest daughter can i have some room to breathe. please#also not to whine but Not my father walking in on me eating dinner at 10pm because i was holed up#in my room in a semi depressive state after so many gong shows in a work day and straight up having no appetite#but deciding my body needs the food anyway its better late than never.....walking in and then saying#you know if you eat this late you'll gain weight. SIR??????????????????#sorry to complain and rant again i simply cannot in this house and whats more am doing my best to honour my parents#but why is it so hard out here and how can they say stuff like that with a smile!!!!!!!#also i DO have an inner critic who is always like Its your fault you are the worst you should be ashamed always........why do my parents#not understand after knowing me for so long and watching me grow up#that i can make myself so ashamed of the smallest thing so easily and that what they say drives me to shame almost as easily?#ANYWAY LOL WHAT A DAY#you guys!!! i am working so hard i promise i PROMISE I am!!! it is my first full time job ever and i am working so so hard#i am doing my absolute best and no one sees it and that is FINE i just wish my parents would see that i AM trying!!#i come back home so dead every single day because i put in 120%! this is literally my first job after graduation#and my parents KNOW this has been the most exhausting taxing and soul crushing year ive had in my very short life so far
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akechi goro really one dialogue box away from calling the protag cute with the way his speech is written i swear
#normal: ^_^ oh kurusu-kun. how cute#(in a flirt and tease way. a bit to piss pego off)#tired like in 3rd sem: you really think you can refuse me? thats cute.#(in a mocking way definitely to piss pego off LMAO:#shuake#aishi.txt
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