#and yeah that's homoerotic

[ravioliravioliravioli]

I can't be the only one who feels this, right? Shuake is a pretty nice ship, yes, but for some reason their dynamic kind of just disappears when they're an actual couple in fanart and other stuff their shipped in. It doesn't feel right if you ship them. That's why I just ship them not as romantically???? 😭

I mean I can't explain how I ship them. I just think yeah that's so fucking homoerotic but I don't actually see them together.

[twingeof-cosmic-angst]

Rose: do you actually get paid? Do they give you money?

The Ood: The Beast and his armies shall rise from the pit to make war against God :)

Rose: weird thing to call your union leader but fuck yeah man power to the people

[bronze-and-silver-keys]

He sucks. I need him carnally.

[moncuries]

older wolfstar mess

[animegirlmattmurdock]

first post on here. take a fratt fanart. platonically manhandling your male rival #nohomo

[hiccupshypotheticalleftsock]

Klance as Textposts

[feketeribizli]

[on the cheating rumours regarding his involvement with the seperation between sally carrera and teammate montgomery "monty" mcqueen after their two years of engagement]

[deatheggbro]

Stone stands by Robotnik thru anything and everything, that much is clear, but it really gets me that Stone is so patient with his major depressive episode.

Eggman stops taking care of himself, loses all ambition, lives in utter squalor, and Stone still thinks he's a resourceful, brilliant man, worthy as a roommate, worthy as a friend, worthy enough to love and care for. It's touching. They didn't have to go this hard in a children's movie but they did.

[chaoticats3]

How the fuck do I explain toxic yaoi/Yuri to a straight person. Like. They hate each other. They are deeply in love. They are plotting against one another. They want to kill each other. No one else understands them. They are doomed by the narrative. They are obsessed with one another. They ruin everything. They bang on the regular.

[decaffeinatedpartymuggoop]

Luke being Percy’s bi awakening is starting to make more and more sense cause why did Percy compare every attractive man he met to him 😭

He met Apollo and Hermes, two very attractive gods and went “You know who you look like! Luke Castellan!”

He was missing his memories, homeless, didn’t even KNOW who Luke was and when he met Octavian he was like “mhm, your a kinda cute pale white boy with blonde hair. Wait! You remind me of someone…”

Like Percy idk man maybe all that hate for Luke stems from somewhere else

[dinoserious]

the type of shit he pulls when he loses

[thelilylav]

Ok but like imagine this: you're best friends with the straightest girl in the world. She makes jokes about you being more fun and amazing than any prince. You make jokes about her naming her firstborn after you. You're destined to lose her. One day your whole world will be gone, all your friends and family, and it will just be you and some stranger who came to rescue you because it was written down. It's all any of you have ever known. You will marry a boy born a century after you. But you see the way she smiles when you guys talk about your future, so you keep it down. It's what your parents expect, what your friends want, what the world is telling you is the right thing to do. You swallow down the apprehension and fear and eventually it becomes so easy it's second nature.

Then something changes. A girl says this isn't how things have to be. Maybe this isn't even how things are supposed to be. And you're angry, because you've been playing this stupid part your whole life and it's as bad as hers, so why can't she just fall in line? Can't she see the pain she's causing everyone (the pain she's causing your best friend)?

You try to make things right. You tell people that the girl is wrong, that things aren't meant to change, that everything is fine. You do everything you can to make your best friend feel better, you push down your own thoughts on the situation because they're not what's important right now. Your opinion has always waited in second, it clearly can now too, right?

Right?

But you can't stop thinking about that day. The sound of the page tearing. At the time it sounded like something horrible, like something disgusting and forbidden and scary. But you keep going back to it. You keep thinking of what would happen if you did the same. If you didn't have to leave your friends behind. If the terrible future you'd resigned yourself to your whole life wasn't as inevitable as it once seemed. The sound of the tearing page begins to sound like freedom.

Your best friend doesn't get it. She thinks you're being selfish and erratic and crazy. You push each other away. Of course she didn't understand. She never thought about things like that. Never thought about you like that.

Things keep changing. More people say they haven't been happy with the way things are. Your other best friend says she's in love with a boy she's not supposed to be in love with, and you start to realise that things are more broken than they seemed.

You go to Wonderland. You made a mistake, a big one, but you're trying to fix it. Things are still awkward between you and your best friend. She still thinks you're wrong. But she accepts that she can't change your mind, and you guys are beginning to admit that, even though things can't go back to how they were, maybe you can still have a future together. Maybe you don't have to lose her after all.

[were-wolverine]

frank babe please please kill some corrupt cops so they stop idolizing you 🙏 idk why they do in the first place considering you were never a cop and would kill a corrupt cop with zero hesitation but please

[kriskukko]

lit up

[0chill-dude]

is it casual when I can't spend more than 3 interviews without mentioning you or complicating you or simply just smiling at the sound of your name because you're my only constant in this rushed life I was thrown into since I was a little boy, my lighthouse, my firefly, the only one who truly understands the darkness surrounding this flashy sport, cause I always knew if I ever made it to f1 you would too?

it's casual? is it casual now?

(asking for a friend)

[highlordofkrypton]

The answer to “how can you ship this” when it comes to non-canon, rare or crackships will always be:

Because I can.

It’s a testament of creativity, imagination and open-mindedness. There doesn’t need to be a reason to ship anything, and I will always say that anything can work if it’s well written. Not well written by the author, no. Well written by some random person who sees the vibes. Now that, my friends, is talent 🫡