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Whoops you accidentally included the ace flag in your pride art! The only people who are proud of not having sex are called incels :)
Whoops, you left a weird fucking message in my inbox :)
I wasn’t going to give this person the time of day to respond, but I decided to respond to make my stance clear that Asexual, Aromatic, and all those who identify under that umbrella are welcomed on my blog. Those who disagree are welcomed and encouraged to shut the fuck up.
(Also Incel means Involuntary celibacy, so they take pride in the fact that they can’t have what they desire and what they believe they are owed. Asexual people don’t have that desire or experience it differently. So go fuck yourself 🙃)
(Also also, I don’t think I even have an ace pride flag in my post, mostly because I don’t see any of the characters I could fit in as ace. But love you guys lol)
#I won’t shut up about this#really barking up the wrong tree#where the fuck did you come from#asexual#aromantic#aroace#ace pride#aro pride#aroace pride#tw aphobia
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Agatha bullshitting her way through the road is inherently hilarious though
Con-womaned too close to the sun and now you've got to reap what you sowed
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angelus watching william be a vampire differently than he did: NOOOO YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
angel watching spike love buffy differently than he did: NOOOO STOP STOP IT THAT'S NOT HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO IT
angel watching spike get his soul back differently than he did: NOOOO YOU'RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT
angel watching spike become a champion differently than he did: NOOOOOOOOO
angel watching spike fight for the destiny he already gave up on: NOOOOO YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAAAAT
#btvs#angel the series#angel btvs#spike btvs#angel is a fucking brat. i love his dynamic with spike sosososo much as you can tell. by the way i've been thinking about them all day.#and won’t shut the fuck up. :)
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I woke up to find a squirrel in my apartment this morning
#They’d been in the floor for a few days#I could hear them scratching#And then today one of those little fuckers actually broke in#Can’t wait for my landlord to get here#I tried to catch the squirrel so I could bring him outside so he wouldn’t be poisoned#But he ran back down whatever hole he chewed through by the time I found a box#So now it’s just a waiting game#Also my dog is going fucking nuts#She won’t shut the fuck up#Ugh
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I want yall to know that it was technically Torbek’s entire character that made me realize what Kremy and Gideon’s character arcs are, and that they even had character arcs in the first place
And I have an actual explanation for this. I’m not just pulling this out of my ass here.
Torbek from the get-go is everything that Kremy and Gideon are not. He is honest (or as honest as he can be), kind, compassionate, morally decent (I’d say the goblinoids are the 2 party members with the highest morals), and is incredibly emotional (and forthright with said emotions).
Not to say that the husbands are incapable of being any of these things—in fact, Kremy and Gideon both have repeatedly shown signs of kindness and compassion, both to their friends and to strangers. But also…im not gonna sugarcoat it, they’re not good people. They steal, they destroy, they murder (and actively enjoy the murdering process—or at least Gid does), etc. Kremy’s whole character is built on lies (literally his part of the opening poem says “when turned to words, could only lie”), and Gideon is very emotionally stunted (I’ve made a separate post going into this fairly in-depth, so I’m not gonna get too into it here, but he clearly hides behind a mask of anger whenever he feels genuinely sad, nervous, frightened, etc).
Anyway, I didn’t realize that Kremy has been going through a sort of character arc regarding his lies until they met Pincushion, where Kremy tried lying and bullying his way into getting what he wants (and it not working), and Torbek tried being kind and truthful into getting what information they needed (and it working wonderfully).
#yall im gonna have a fucking field day analyzing these fuckers once S2 starts#yall think I haven’t shut up about them now#I really won’t shut up about them once the hiatus ends#if it ends#*sigh* someday they’ll return#also I do eventually wanna go really in depth about frost and the goblinoids character arcs#since I know I haven’t mentioned them at all except in passing#but theirs I feel like I need to wait until the campaigns end#since I have no idea what a couple of their character arcs are or where they’ll lead#legends of avantris#once upon a witchlight#ouaw#kremy lecroux#gideon coal#torbek#also unrelated but I’m scared Torbek might be doomed by the narrative#but that’s a discussion for another day#anyway goodnight
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We’re dealing with a mold issue in our home, and I need help
(Images of some of the afflicted areas will be below the cut)
We got an inspection done which came out to about $600, and actual remediation could cost thousands. My partner’s parents aren’t helping with the cost, and I was laid off recently; so it’s basically entirely up to my partner cover it, which obviously has him reluctant to do anything about it.
I really need this shit gone. My health as you all know by now has already been deteriorating, and I wouldn’t be surprised if the mold is contributing if not worsening it all.
If you could donate to my kofi (linked here and in my pinned post) I’d really, really appreciate it. If you donate more than $10, I’ll draw or write for you in return (more $ = longer fic/more detailed art) if you want - just DM me whatever you want done.
#my life has just been a whirlwind of Bad Things for like a year now lol I’m so fucking tired bro#idk how to tag this that won’t attract bots#so please please please reblog#don’t just like it and keep scrolling#please#shut up crisa
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Do us all a favour and kill yourself, proshitter. You’re fucking disgusting for liking children. How can you think it is ok. The world is better off without you in it
How can you POSSIBLY think it is ok to say this to a person? How are people like you the ones who preach about morals and things being illegal, while telling people to off themselves? Excuse me?
Yes. I am a proshipper. It doesn’t and shouldn’t affect you in any way, so get the fuck over it.
Being a proshipper DOES NOT mean I am into children. Far from it. Just because I think pieces of fiction deserve to exist does not mean I consume those pieces of fiction.
There are many tropes, pairings, etc. within fiction/fan fiction that I do like not, but I don’t go around harassing people who do like it, and I don’t think that those things I dislike should be removed from existence.
Anti’s will never cease to amaze me.
Ship and let ship. Let fiction exist. Fandom is supposed to be fun!! Let it be fun! Like what you like, don’t like what you don’t like, and MOVE ON!
#ao3#fanfiction#proship#proshipping#proshipper#proshippers please interact#anti anti#this is fucking unhinged#I am proudly proship and I won’t shut up about it#if you dislike it#fucking. block. me.#I’m not afraid to get into shipping and fandom discourse#but fuck you anti’s#you do so much harm while claiming to be good#your REAL LIFE actions are far more immoral and illegal than things existing in FICTION#get a fucking grip
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he has a minigun now
#megatron#maccadam#transformers#pinkatron#i’m sorry @ ms splendid for only spending five seconds w/ u as my pfp…… i blame this on god#‘megatron should be a tank’ ‘megatron should be a helicopter’ shut the fuck up . he has a mini gun now .#anyways . i don’t think him turning into a gun is stupid . i think it’s funny#hasbro please let him turn into a minigun i promise i won’t be weird about it#(<- is lying)#gunatron
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Also..
I know I’m late as fuck but-
Hoyofair venti
Hoyofair venti
HOYOFAIR VENTI!
HOYOFAIR VENTI!!!!
#AAGHH😭😭#CRYING SCREAMING THROWING UP#your honor#i love him#genshin impact#venti#venti genshin impact#genshin impact venti#noram talks about genshin🦋#Noram won’t shut the fuck up about venti🦋
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actually whenever i think about satoru’s big beautiful fingers fucking my pussy a little bit of pee comes out from excitement
#— ai rambles#tw piss#JAKAYSJAJOAJSA#like. isn’t it absolutely and gut wrenchingly hot to think about him bending you over and fucking you with his fingers#and he’s using the hand with his engagement ring on and he won’t shut up about your pussy saying yes to him by the way you suck him in so#well he can barely pull his digits out
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*bolts upright in bed* Agatha said every witch with a beating heart would know who Billy was now and Rio specifically and her heart beat for Agatha and also Rio is THE Green Witch emphasis on Witch so this is clearly foreshadowing to Rio realising "hey I know that guy why isn't he dead he's supposed to be dead" and then she has to make him be dead and thus the final conflict of the show and the climax of Rio and Agatha's relationship drama will be the emo twink who body snatched William Kaplan by accident
Oh yeah, it's all coming together 😏
#i would suggest going back and reading this in kronks voice#agatha all along#agatha x rio#agathario#agatha harkness#rio vidal#billy maximoff#your local won’t shut the fuck up
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“this is princess has never moved a day is his life” was absolutely diabolical for it to only be 6 minutes into the video
#dan and phil shut the fuck up challenge#i won’t even speak on the hand size conversation#dan and phil#amazingphil#daniel howell#danisnotonfire#phan#dapg#phil lester#dapgames#dnp
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Mikasa and Annie on a Girls Trip™️ but it’s just them kicking people in the shin and shoulder throwing full-grown men.
(Reiner and Jean on Boys Trip™️ but it’s literally just them getting into a slap fight in the forest then sobbing over their murdered boyfriends)
#Bertholdt and Marco are dead so they’re on their own trip in paths rn#Connie and Sasha go on a braincell trip but they forgot the braincell and are just staring at a wall somewhere in the distance#Armin doesn’t go on trips anymore because he always ends up with broken bones#Eren is banned from trips because he won’t shut up about freedom#Levi will go on trips but only if you get him an exotic tea#hange will go anywhere and do anything no questions asked also sometimes this is very concerning how nonchalant they are#Gabi and Falco go on trips but they don’t get permission first they just rawdog life and run around without adult supervision#floch isn’t invited on trips ever#Erwin runs all these trips nobody can go on a trip without his permission#except his boyfriend. Levi can do whatever the fuck he wants#attack on titan#shingeki no kyojin#mikasa ackerman#annie leonhart#jean kirschtein#reiner braun#marco bodt#bertholdt hoover#or if you wanna be funky:#jean kirstein#marco bott#berthold hoover#jeanmarco#reibert#aot memes#aot#aot spoilers
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it’s so frustrating knowing daniel always take accountability for his mistakes and immediately apologizes to the drivers then you see people like lance doing this to him
#i will never forget how he went straight to sainz after they both dnfed to apologize to him and lance won’t have the balls to even-#shut the fuck up#if i were daniel I’d literally start throwing punches
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sometimes writing is trying to remember what the word is for the thing that opens bottles (it’s fucking bottle opener) and sometimes it’s googling what does chloroform smell like (don’t ask, you’ll see)
#the things I have googled up for the sake of writing accuracy have surely landed me on an fbi watchlist#i’m surprised they haven’t shown up at my house#I like the think the fbi agent in my phone is hotch#and every time I google something questionable he just covers his face with his hand and shakes his head in disapproval#but if I don’t do it this one sentence won’t be accurate#court rambles#court pls shut the fuck up
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real madrid fans are shaming us for celebrating this el clasico win this much because they don’t get what it’s like to win while having a performance that showcases what you believe in as a club.
they don’t get what it’s like to have multiple players who came up through our academy, who live and breathe fc barcelona, starting and dominating the match. because for us it’s not just a game, it’s so much more than that, once again showing the difference in the values and the things real madrid and barcelona believe in.
pique said it best: we are unique. they will never be like us.
visca barça and puta madrid 💙❤️
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