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27dragons · 2 months ago
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How It's Going
Thing2: How's the election going?
Me: Not great. But it's early.
Thing2: *peers over my shoulder at the computer* Red wave. That's all it is.
Me: I hope.
Thing2: Why are there bottle of alcohol on the counter?
Me: Because it's election night.
Thing2: Fair enough.
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rapidhighway · 7 months ago
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ououghhh
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euclydya · 2 months ago
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ok and like what's in the past is in the past and doesn't much matter now and that's how this system operates and that's FINE but also fuck you 🐑
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wemade-an-arrangement · 3 days ago
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George iii woke up in a new Bugatti😫🤣
Prinny, behave yourself 😄😄😄😄 jk 😜
(Tbh I love making videos, but I find it's not that popular here)
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scarycranegame · 14 days ago
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antis: "UGH can proshippers PLEASE stop interacting with minors? 🙄"
me: "i dunno, can minors stop interacting with me?/gen/srs"
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real-life-cloud · 3 months ago
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selfcontainedunivcrse · 5 months ago
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the common thread btwn my vwoops is the undying loyalty and I'm just holding them up to the light
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crusaderchinchilla · 1 year ago
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wow i kind of forgot about this blog
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waitineedaname · 1 year ago
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im writing something. do you guys have any suggestions for some kind of unhinged shenanigans that greedling would try to rope al into
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cascigarette · 1 year ago
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im SICK and TIRED of being SICK and TIRED I want to feel better!!!!!! hello!!!!!!!
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milo-is-rambling · 2 years ago
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Now why the hell do I have such intensely realistic dreams I had to wake up and stare at the ceiling for like ten minutes to make sure I was alive.
#me 🤝 having dreams where everyone is mad at me and also I'm having a near death experience and everyone is still mad at me#literally had a dream that I was riding a bike and got hit by a car and woke up in the hospital then felt like shit but was okay enough and#then in my dream I was like hmm I wanna go to a gas station to get snacks bc that's why I was biking in the first place and so I drove to a#random gas station and came back to my car after getting snacks and there was a fucking mountain lion inside my car that immediately pounced#on me and started trying to bite my face and no one would fucking help me at all#it was terrifying and I literally like argued with my mom in the dream and she said all this personal horrible shit and didn't care at all#that I was hit by a car and then I went to the gas station and millie was there and she was mad at me for not going on some trip with her#and her family even tho I was like nah dude I was like JUST hit by a car this morning bro I don't wanna go to Connecticut with u and ur fam#and even the gas station clerk was mad at me for some reason and he tried to charge me a hundred dollars for a pack of icebreakers and a#box of strawberries like dude what the fuck is wrong with my brain but I remember every fucking detail of it like why is my brain so evil#my brain will be like hmm time to dream... let's think about exactly how it would feel to almost die once and then be mauled by a big cat#like why in my dreams do I feel everything that happens to me. why did I feel my broken nose and he blood dripping down my face and the road#burn across my body why are my dreams like yeah u can smell the mountain lions breath as you're trying to hit it with ur purse and it's like#drooling on ur face cause it's trying to wrap it's jaws around your entire head#like bruh. hey brain. did I really need that today? did I really need two near death experiences in one dream? and also everyone hates me?#was that really necessary brain? my brain also had the audacity to set the dream in New Hampshire during winter. why would I be riding a#bike in the middle of winter and then be slammed into the road and then be attacked by a lion what message is that trying to tell me exactly#when I woke up I literally touched my nose to make sure it wasn't broken thats how fucking real my dreams are I hate it#anyways I'm mad at my brain for having hyper realistic dreams where I'm in pain physically and emotionally
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alanshee-keeper-of-realms · 2 years ago
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May Allah guide and protect the rescue teams of Syria and Turkey as they try and rescue the thousands of people trapped, the dead are already reportedly in the thousands as well. Their infrastructure was not meant to handle such a large Quake let alone two in a row. This will make records and not in a good way. Again I pray Allah guide you all,
With so much love from America
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snowflakeb0ttles · 1 month ago
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everything bad forever
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autism-corner · 3 months ago
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scary
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thawthebeez · 3 months ago
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sleep deprivation and calculus is not a good combo. not even the oppenheimer soundtrack can save me
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causenessus · 4 months ago
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JUST KNOW APPARENTLY I MISCOUNTED MY TAGS AND I WANTED TO PUT THIS IN MY FAVORITES AND PANTRY STAPLES AND FIRST AID KIT BUT I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH ROOM SO I SWITCHED OUT PANTRY STAPLE TAG FOR THE FIRST AID KIT TAG!!! (this makes sense to no one but me BUT EGGY THIS WAS SO GOOD)
THE MANEATER CHAPTER NINE: diet pepsi
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divider credits to roseraris
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"Man, I swear she's the one who asked me."
Iwaizumi believes him. That’s the worst part. Actually, the worst part is this odd pang he gets in his chest. He doesn’t have the right to feel betrayed, and yet, here he is, feeling betrayed and jealous and pushing some random man out the door just because she batted her eyelashes at him.
He’s fucked. Iwaizumi’s totally fucked.
“Don’t care. Club’s closed, go home,” Iwaizumi instructs, tone cold and detached. And before pretty boy can respond, he’s closing the doors in his face and locking them, more than ready for this fucking night to be over with.
She’s in their spot, sitting on a milk crate, cigarette hanging lazily from her lips, in one of her ridiculous outfits. Iwaizumi sighs at the sight of her; her drunkenness is evident in the way her limbs hang from her, sloppily, like they’re hardly connected to her at all. He doesn’t try to convince himself he’s not worried. Iwaizumi’s past that point.
She offers no reaction as he pulls up his milk crate to sit beside her, she just pulls the cigarettes away and breaths out a line of smoke. “Rough night?” Iwaizumi asks.
“Fuck off,” she mumbles, but there’s none of her usual bite to it. “Thanks for getting that guy off me. I changed my mind about thirty seconds in.”
Iwaizumi squirms. “Yeah, I could tell.”
They sit in silence for a moment. Iwaizumi doesn’t move. He’s never quite seen her like this before. Quiet and solemn. Even with a drink thrown in her face she was blubbering and expressive and loud. Now her expression is straight and unwavering, her words a pitch lower than they usually are. He doesn’t know how to deal with her like this.
“I got into an argument with Kiyoko,” she offers suddenly, and Iwaizumi tilts his head to look directly at her. “Was my fault, for sure. But she wants to quit, get her own place. She said she’s tired of this lifestyle.”
Iwaizumi watches her face for any give or any sort of tell. But she doesn’t flinch or twitch and there’s no watering in her eyes and this feels suddenly more severe than any other conversation they’ve had. He shifts and pulls out a cigarette of his own. “And, to you,” Iwaizumi starts, flicking at the end of his lighter, “this lifestyle is sorta synonymous with you, right?”
She turns her head to glare at him. She looks tired, that coating of makeup on her face doing little to conceal the dark bruises under her eyes. “Don’t be a dick about it.”
“I’m not being a dick about it,” he contests gently, exhaling smoke. “I’d be upset too.”
“You would?”
He nods. “Yeah. It fucking sucks when it feels like people are moving on from you.”
Her head drops, and her eyes find the ground. “She’s my best friend. I was mean to her.”
Iwaizumi does something unexpected then. He doesn’t realize he’s doing it until he’s already done it, but he raises his arm and throws it over her shoulder, pulling her and her milk crate closer to him as he does so. His heart hammers in his throat when she lets her head fall against his shoulder. “She’ll forgive you.”
There are goosebumps on the skin of her arm. Iwaizumi can feel them, and he lets himself believe they’re not from the chilled, late summer night. “I wanted to go home with someone so I wouldn’t have to go home to see her. Is that pathetic?”
Iwaizumi swallows a lump in his throat. “You can come back to my place, if you want.”
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She’s standing in Iwaizumi’s bedroom. She cleaned her face off with Oikawa’s micellar water and used his expensive face wash and moisturizer. She pulled off her fake eyelashes and left them on Iwaizumi’s nightstand, next to the glass of water and Advil he left her, and now she’s standing in the middle of his bedroom, wearing a t-shirt he pulled from the bottom of his drawer and a pair of sweatpants she had to roll up not to trip over.
His room is exactly what she would expect. Plain walls and grey sheets. Methodically neat and organized. Black wooden furniture and dumbbells stuffed in the corner. It feels oddly familiar, being in a room that is so him.
There’s a knock on the other side of the door. Polite of him to knock on his own bedroom door. Standing feels awkward, so she sits at the edge of his bed. “Come in,” she says, quieter than she needs to, like she’s afraid of getting caught.
Iwaizumi opens the door, and then hovers there for a moment. He looks like he has something caught in his throat. “Do you need anything else?” he asks.
“Nah. Are you sure you don’t want me to sleep on the couch though?” she asks, knotting her hands together on her lap.
“Take the bed,” he insists. He has an expression on that she can’t read. That might be on purpose. “You look different.”
She raises an eyebrow. “Different?”
“Without all the makeup. Less intimidating, I guess.”
“Sorry,” she says with a slight eyeroll. “I’ll put a full face of makeup back on, so you don’t get uncomfortable by what I actually look like.”
“Not uncomfortable,” Iwaizumi is quick to correct, and then he takes a step back, hand reaching for the light. “Goodnight.”
He leaves her in the darkness, and she settles into his sheets. They smell like him. And she’s not sure if she’s still just too drunk, but she sort of hopes the smell lingers on her skin by morning. It’s the last thought she has before she falls asleep.
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She is awoken before she’s ready. The blinds of his bedroom are ripped open, and the morning sunlight invades her rest. She groans, and grabs the closest corner of blanket she can find to pull it over her face. “Go away,” she grumbles.
Iwaizumi chuckles. “Gotta get up, brat. I got you breakfast.”
She groans. “Don’t want breakfast. Wanna sleep.”
She doesn’t know what time it is and it’s hardly even registered where exactly she is. All she can think about is hiding in possibly the warmest and softest place she’s ever been in her life, and sleeping for eight more hours or so.
And then, the blanket is ripped from her, and once exposed to the cold, outside air, she shoots upright. Iwaizumi grins. She glares. “Breakfast, c’mon. Before my roommates wake up.”
That motivates her. With less reluctance now, she rises, and follows Iwaizumi to his kitchen, quietly complaining the entire time, continuing to do so as she devours as a bagel. Whatever last night was, it was just theirs. No roommates need to know.
When she leaves, she leaves in his clothes, her own ones bundled up into tight balls of fabric and shoved to the bottom of her purse. She wears her platform boots under his sweatpants and at least they allow her a few extra inches of height so she’s not dragging them along the pavement as Iwaizumi walks her home.
By the time he leaves her at her front door, they’ve returned to normal, trading insults back and forth like it’s the only language they know how to speak. But when she closes her own bedroom door behind her and falls onto her bed, she’s still wearing his clothes, and it all feels different.
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Iwaizumi was going to wash his sheets. But he lies down on top of his bed, and notices they smell like her perfume. He looks to his nightstand, and sees her fake eyelashes, lying there with bits of glue stuck to them. And he decides to leave the traces of her there, for now.
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extras!
yn rode home from the club with iwaizumi on the back of his skateboard
he went slower than usual because he was afraid of her getting hurt
yn and kiyoko has fought before but they always make up in the end ; yn takes it harder when she fights with kiyoko because she hates the feeling of disappointing her
iwaizumi had her ass up and out of bed at 7:30 in the goddamn morning
she was pissed
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#oh my god eggy where do i even start#i am losing all my thoughts i have too many OMG#okay first of all this chapter is so real#seeing people move on is definitely so so hurtful i totally get it and that just really hits home and this chapter is so dear to me#new comfort chapter unlocked oh my god#we need a maneater day#national holiday#the only thing we talk about and rb and read and write about is maneater#in lit classes across the world people read this maneater chapter#we have a moment of silence at 7:30 in the morning in honor of when iwa woke up yn#oh my god eggy#eggy#i'm#oh this chapter was so good#i am simultaneously so mad i'm late to this but also so so glad i could read this when i am in a clear headspace this was amazing#i did in fact vote maneater iwayn as my favorite iwa couple <3 AND I WOULD CHOOSE THE SAME AFTER READING THIS CHAPTER OMG#i'm just so#him letting her come back to her place#i love u oikawa and ur micellar water and expensive face wash so real for what#her liking the smell of his sheets and him liking them bc it smells of her perfume <3#her wearing his clothes#OIEGHBEFNLVG I CAN'T 1!!!!! I CAN'T I CAN'T I CAN'T THIS WAS TOO GOOD EGGY I CAN'T PUT IT INTO WORDS#also i'm so sorry for this i must warn u ahead of time i have a horrible mind but i had to include this#i read those extras and forgot what i was reading about and read “he went slower than usual bc he was afraid of hurting her” (paraphrasing)#(but also that's how i read it)#and i went “OH???????????????????????????????????????????? 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀” and then remembered we were talking about the skateboard#i'm so sorry um#idk how to dig myself out of that hole#ness' favorites but it's eggy's special division <3#ness' first aid kit <3
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