#and will happen again

[cissa-calls]

Countdown to Coven of Chaos: Day 420

Natasha: “Wanda’s late, which is very unlike her, do you think everything’s okay?”

Steve: “I’m sure she’s fine, something important must have held her up.”

Wanda: *walks into the room with Agatha clinging on one leg and Y/N on the other*

Wanda, dragging them: “I need. To. Go. To. Work.” *shakes her legs to try and get them off*

Agatha: “NOOO.”

Y/N: “Don’t leave!!”

Natasha and Steve: *stunned silence*

Natasha: “Is everything okay?”

Wanda: “Yeah totally, why would you think otherwise?”

[bestbuybathroom]

my wife who has 94 mental illnesses

[honeylemonbutte]

typical HP printer

[silverslipstream]

'life's too short to be embarrassed about what you love'

*camera pans to me, hastily trying to stuff my phone into my jeans because I accidentally opened gay cowboy literature in the middle of a social occasion*

[marypsue]

Was perusing some old original WIPs because that's what I'm up to lately I guess, and. I had completely forgotten that in this murder mystery I was working on that was based on the myth of the death of Baldur, there were parts that were set in a present-day and parts that were set in the characters' past...

...and I used past tense for the 'present' scenes and present tense for the 'past' scenes.

Past me, that was a stroke of fucking genius. How did you even come up with that you funky little wordsmith.

[13oddbeetles]

Summertime Sadness? what about Autumn The Change Is Coming And I Cannot Stop It?

[transpidergwen]

Everyone please wish me luck as I embark on the emotional odyssey that is Daybreak pt.1-3

[sadclowncentral]

shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

[aphel1on]

IM FULLY LOSING IT FALIN LEARNS ABOUT THEIR MONSTER EATING ADVENTURES AND IMMEDIATELY IS LIKE "so what about fish-people? :3" AND LAIOS JUST "no the party didnt let me :<"

this right after they feed her red dragon meat whilst she is still unaware that her new body is.. made of dragon meat.... and laios is like "eh its probably fine ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

Just

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

[wardensantoineandevka]

is that piece of media actually bad, or is it just not following the blueprint you projected onto it? is that work actually not good, or are you just demanding something from it that is absolutely antithetical to its themes, genre, tone, and narrative goal? is that story actually poorly written, or do you just dislike that it is not the specific things you wanted from it that it never set out to be, never was, and never is going to become? is it actually bad, or is it actually well-executed and you just dislike the story it chose to be because it isn't catering to your specific desires and expectations?

[cissa-calls]

Countdown to Coven of Chaos/Darkhold Diaries: Day 550

Wanda: “You can’t do this, it’s so rude. The store isn’t open yet!”

Agatha, with her face pressed against the glass: “No no. I’ve waited long enough, I need to finally satiate the cravings of my ravaging dark soul.”

Y/N: “You’ve celebrated hundreds of Halloweens though? Why is it so important to get new decorations for a holiday you live practically in 24/7, 365?”

Agatha, tugging on the door handle: “I…I…I JUST WANT NEW DECORATIVE CROWS AND LITTLE LIGHTS SHAPED LIKE CATS AND BATS PLEASE”

Wanda: “Sometimes I feel like this is actually the insanity you harbor within. Not darkness or desiring harm, but just…this”

Agatha: “Yeah, well, take what you can get - hey are either one of you wearing a bobby pin or have a paper clip?”

Wanda: “NO LOCKPICKING”

[raggedytiger]

this is so bad but i permanently cropped the file so brutally that i can no longer edit it. whoops! also panels 4-7 were fully coloured but it looks better without for some reason. pomni (penny?) is such an ugly crier. i love my horrible failgirl accountant

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

bumblebees first day out of sublevel 50

[6ghosteyes9]

Y’all I’m cooked

I just referred to something that happened irl as ‘canonical’

[mroddmod]

they are like puppies. 2 me