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Countdown to Coven of Chaos: Day 420
Natasha: “Wanda’s late, which is very unlike her, do you think everything’s okay?”
Steve: “I’m sure she’s fine, something important must have held her up.”
Wanda: *walks into the room with Agatha clinging on one leg and Y/N on the other*
Wanda, dragging them: “I need. To. Go. To. Work.” *shakes her legs to try and get them off*
Agatha: “NOOO.”
Y/N: “Don’t leave!!”
Natasha and Steve: *stunned silence*
Natasha: “Is everything okay?”
Wanda: “Yeah totally, why would you think otherwise?”
#this is has happened before#and will happen again#wandavision#agatha harkness#house of harkness#agatha all along#hahndavision#house of harkness counter#marvel#wanda maximoff#agatha harkness x reader#wanda maximoff x reader#coven of chaos counter#coven of chaos#incorrect marvel quotes
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my wife who has 94 mental illnesses
#knack#knack ps4#knack 2#idont think my shit is showin up in tha tags so ill add all three ig#also please forgive me for referring to ryder as my wife publicly#it is funny#and will happen again
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typical HP printer
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'life's too short to be embarrassed about what you love'
*camera pans to me, hastily trying to stuff my phone into my jeans because I accidentally opened gay cowboy literature in the middle of a social occasion*
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Was perusing some old original WIPs because that's what I'm up to lately I guess, and. I had completely forgotten that in this murder mystery I was working on that was based on the myth of the death of Baldur, there were parts that were set in a present-day and parts that were set in the characters' past...
...and I used past tense for the 'present' scenes and present tense for the 'past' scenes.
Past me, that was a stroke of fucking genius. How did you even come up with that you funky little wordsmith.
#geddit because norse mythology is a gigantic ring structure and everything in the future has already happened#and will happen again#also because the whole point of the story was old wounds resurfacing. and the tenses made the past current and alive#god DAMN that bitch could WRITE. wish I knew how the fuck she did that.
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Summertime Sadness? what about Autumn The Change Is Coming And I Cannot Stop It?
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Everyone please wish me luck as I embark on the emotional odyssey that is Daybreak pt.1-3
#there will be tears#because there are always tears#all of this has happened before#and will happen again#battlestar galactica#bsg#bsg: daybreak
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shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king
#interestingly not the most harrowing thing that happened tonight no that was#getting recognized from a podcast. i hope that never happens to me again thats so fucking scary#fuck me and my wretched life why do i always end up exisiting in the public eye while detesting the consequences
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IM FULLY LOSING IT FALIN LEARNS ABOUT THEIR MONSTER EATING ADVENTURES AND IMMEDIATELY IS LIKE "so what about fish-people? :3" AND LAIOS JUST "no the party didnt let me :<"
this right after they feed her red dragon meat whilst she is still unaware that her new body is.. made of dragon meat.... and laios is like "eh its probably fine ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
Just
#aphelion.txt#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#laios touden#falin touden#touden siblings#sorry for the dunmeshi spam. it will happen again
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
#i think about this story sometimes like yeah I'm proud of them for that too actually. good job baby brothers#they're not babies anymore of course they're turning 20 next year which is crazy#but they're still the type of people who'd do something if they saw something of this sort happen for sure#respectful of women and everyone else too. they're good guys#I'm glad I ended up with them living in my house against my will for like 14 years#anyway i have no idea where i was for all this but my best guess is probably a friends house given the time period#i was always at my besties house lol#i hope she's doing well too actually. haven't spoken in forever...#bestie from greek elementary school... if you're out there... let's get muffins and fanta at the bakery across the street again someday 💜☮️
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this is so bad but i permanently cropped the file so brutally that i can no longer edit it. whoops! also panels 4-7 were fully coloured but it looks better without for some reason. pomni (penny?) is such an ugly crier. i love my horrible failgirl accountant
#I TOLD YOU IT WOULD HAPPEN AGAIN!!!!#i'm not a writer btw guys i just love doing comics so if youre wondering why its awkwardly written. well#tadc#the amazing digital circus#art#pomni#ragatha#buttonblossom#my art#tadc fanart#tadc pomni#tadc ragatha#tadc humanization#human versions#jesterdoll#ragapom#pomni x ragatha#the amazing digital circus fanart#comic#ABSOLUTELY NO ONE LOOK AT THIS. im kicking the gravel. uurgh#thank u for the sweet feedback you guys and shoutout to attleboy for leaving such lovely tags on the last post#like half an hour before i posted this one. so powerful
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Countdown to Coven of Chaos/Darkhold Diaries: Day 550
Wanda: “You can’t do this, it’s so rude. The store isn’t open yet!”
Agatha, with her face pressed against the glass: “No no. I’ve waited long enough, I need to finally satiate the cravings of my ravaging dark soul.”
Y/N: “You’ve celebrated hundreds of Halloweens though? Why is it so important to get new decorations for a holiday you live practically in 24/7, 365?”
Agatha, tugging on the door handle: “I…I…I JUST WANT NEW DECORATIVE CROWS AND LITTLE LIGHTS SHAPED LIKE CATS AND BATS PLEASE”
Wanda: “Sometimes I feel like this is actually the insanity you harbor within. Not darkness or desiring harm, but just…this”
Agatha: “Yeah, well, take what you can get - hey are either one of you wearing a bobby pin or have a paper clip?”
Wanda: “NO LOCKPICKING”
#this has happened before#and will happen again#wandavision#agatha harkness#house of harkness#agatha all along#hahndavision#house of harkness counter#marvel#wanda maximoff#agatha harkness x reader#wanda maximoff x reader#coven of chaos counter#coven of chaos#incorrect marvel quotes#Darkhold diaries#darkhold diaries counter
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bumblebees first day out of sublevel 50
#transformers one#transformers#transformers fanart#b 127#bumblebee#megatron#d 16#sentinel prime#elita one#optimus prime#orion pax#i think its so funny that bee went outside for the first time and literally so much happened#made 2 new best friends#got kneed in the face#made 3 best friends#got a cog#got kidnapped#got kidnapped (again)#almost got executed by the government#lost 1/3 of his friend group#lost 1/3 of his friend#said friend rose on the third day in accordance with the scriptures#watched a beloved celebrity get ripped in half#over threw the government#works for the government now#what happened to him 😭😭😭
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Y’all I’m cooked
I just referred to something that happened irl as ‘canonical’
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to moving forward
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#jjk art#yuji itadori#gojo satoru#fushiguro megumi#nobara kugisaki#itadori yuuji#megumi fushiguro#jjk spoilers#satoru gojo#jjk manga spoilers#hina.comic#before any1 says anything i KNOw his birthday is in december ik ik ik this is just 2 show some post-battle bonding after the trauma#its winter in canon n megumi's birthday has passed and he spent it being piloted like a mech so they need to celebrate Now!!#also this was technically a request lmao anon wanted megumi birthday angst hehehehhe i hope u like it <3 bc it KILLED ME DEAD#im going to collapse remember when i said this wasnt harder than the hydrangeas im having second thoughts#page 8 made me want to bash my head in#could have stuck with one flashback image could have left them monochrome could have done literally anything 2 ease the workload#but noooo the chronic overachiever in me would not allow it#rule of threes i had to include all of them and they Had to be in colour it wouldn't have hit the same if i had kept it monochrome#i needed it to look how childhood memories look i needed it to look oversaturated and hazy and fond but unmistakably Gone#it may have killed me but im so proud of this rn like from an art style perspective these megumis and yuujis r top tier by my standards#personal favourites r the first and last panel of crying megumi like not 2 pat myself on th back but expression?????? hello??????#enjoy your cake megumi you've earned it <333 sorry fr hurting ur feelings it will happen again#oh my god i can sleep tonight bless <333 and i met my 3 day deadline NICE im so good at what i do
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they are like puppies. 2 me
#gravity falls#dipper pines#mabel pines#stan pines#stanley pines#ford pines#stanford pines#gravity falls fanart#fanart#disney#pretty happy with the bg on this one!!!#to be honest i don't know how i got here#at first i just wanted to draw mabel and dipper sleeping on the floor bc i thought it was a cute idea and i love to draw cuddling#and then um. suddenly i had placed them in an entire environment and added stan and ford#couldn't tell ya what happened#but i had fun with it!!#anyway yeah thank you again for all the recent support#hit 12k!!!! woah!!!!!#i was gonna make a post thanking you for 10k but then i hit 11 and now 12 so um. whoops#to be honest i don't even know what to say 😭😭 it's just crazy to me that ive gotten this far because ive had this acc since i was like. 12#it was my first social media i think#and the first way i got into fandoms#so yeah anyway. thank you :'))#mods art#mods draws#my art
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