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A friendly reminder of how extra he is.
No wonder Screwllum saw this and chose him to study (I mean to study humanity together).
#honkai star rail#my stuff#dr ratio#screwllum#I wish there were more quests for him to play a bigger role#if only to see more of him being weird like this#I mean he bows to screwllum#mockingly emphasizing his role as a monarch#the way he did in his voice line about him#and that little gesture in the end#and why would you walk away#while teleporting away#you drama queen?#I hope they'll synergize when screwllum becomes playable
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Hello Madam. Sorry Madam.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#madam jin#jin zixuan#jiang yanli#'Hey what is WWX trying to do here?' some kind of grab-and-twist maneuver that would be very upsetting to watch.#I know LWJ technically assists WWX in this scene in terms of blocking someone's blow on his behalf -#- but let's be honest. Real friends stop you from doing the truly stupid things.#Or maybe it was envy. Penis envy. The non-freudian kind.#Regardless...man this whole scene was just full of “and then someone else walks in”.#I swear to god every cultivator who is supposed to be hunting ends up wandering into this part of the woods.#a bonus for me because it gives me several good joke opportunities.#Madam Jin gets top prize for best entrance and exit. I wish her all the best. And a divorce…madam please leave him…#And can we please address the horses? I love horses. But why...why do they ride in on horses when they HAVE FLYING SWORDS?#I can only imagine it is for the dramatic flair? It just feels so jarring hearing someone clip clop in#and then another person swoop in on a sword.#The rules of mdzs's world can get fuzzy and I have to nod in an impressed manner at how much MXTX gets away not explaining.#Maybe the sword gets tired after a while and they need to give it a break? Maybe there is a sword union that dictates working hour limits?#…Would that make Chenqing a scab? Oh god it would… unions *hate* this flute!
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PIDW time travel fic where after dying Shen Jiu wakes up in the past, after the ling xi caves and his subsequent qi deviation, with a chance to change his fate. Bingge also wakes up in his fourteen year old body, memories fully intact. Now, instead of actually changing their ways Bingjiu just try to kill each other in increasingly violent, hilarious ways
#Imagine them setting booby traps all along Qing Jing peak#Shen Jiu just keeps getting increasingly more mad that no matter what he does Luo Binghe just will not die!!#He shoots Luo Binghe point blank with an arrow at one point#somehow it miraculously misses any vital organs so Luo Binghe just walks it off#It becomes routine that once a day Shen Jiu stabs Luo Binghe#And Luo Binghe’s constantly trying to poison Shen Jiu’s food#only for Shen Jiu to throw it away#Luo Binghe’s finding all kinds of rare demonic plants to put in Shen Jiu’s garden#and rare#dangerous animals to launch into his living room.#Shen Jiu makes Ming Fan deal with them.#Ming Fan slowly decides he hates both his shidi and his shizun#It gets so obvious that all the Peak Lords are confused why Shen Jiu is not only so fixated on killing this random fourteen year old#but failing#On the flip side any time any sort of danger threatens either of them#if it isn’t dealt by their hand#they’ll fight tooth and nail to protect the other#Because at this point its like. I deserve to kill you. You can only die by my hand.#Somehow this carries on into their old age. bingjiu end up together because yk keep your enemies close#And just like that they’re married#Because all of the best marriages are based on murder. Obviously.#and they don’t even think of it as a marriage#hey interact with malicious intent and cohabitate together spitefully#(bc wherever lbh goes sj goes and wherever sj goes lbh follows…to keep an eye on him#obviously)#literally everyone in the world#human and demon alike are just like. but you are married. this is a marriage.#and bingjiu are like no!! while drinking their poisoned tea#demons in particular would be convinced beyond a shadow of a doubt that they’re both madly in love with each other#for demons this is just a regular Tuesday. can you really say you love your partner if you haven’t tried to kill them at least five times?
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me if drawing inconsistently was a job 💸💰
#sorry everyone you get old oc doodles today. have not drawn in a week and a half ☝️#oc#vio#cye#maciej#kreo#maciej and kreo are from overtown yes but 1) kreo wanted to go to hell not Heaven in her ritual and 2) maciej truly has no stakes in this#so them interacting and trying to befriend (kreo) and meet (maciej) vio and cye is just normal#queue are lovely#cye is vios older sister btw#she is also older than vio by 2 yrs but maciej thinks they are twins bc he is still mad at eles and elijah for not looking like twins#so he’s like ‘FINALLY. real ones’#kreo puts up with it bc it drives elijah mad. and vio is like ‘why would they lie abt that:(‘ <- he is too easy#erm… blushes and walks away
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Dalish Inquisitor who never had a proper place to set up roots, always on the move. Yes the Clan is their family, their home, but they yearn for a place to call home, like Arlathan used to be, like the Dales used to be.
Dalish Inquisitor who is slowly making a home out of Haven, slowly feeling like this is a place they can set up some roots. One of the old Magisters of Tevinter takes this home away. As his people have done before. The Mages of Tevinter or the Templars who destroy any magic, and the Blight, destroying their home, like all of those destroyed their home in the past.
Dalish Inquisitor who feels at home in Skyhold. Who finally is putting down roots. "it's their fortress". Corypheus attacks again but this time it resists. It stands.
Dalish Inquisitor who walks all over Orlais and in Halamshiral where their people used to have roots. All of it belongs to pompous nobles now. This home can never be a home again.
Dalish Inquisitor who is asked to conform with the Chantry either by disbanding or by joining it: but either way, by giving up Skyhold.
There is never a home for the Dalish Inquisitor. Only the same people as ever stealing their home. They move from one place to the next, like their clan used to do when things became dangerous.
In hatred and in worship it is always the same: there is no place to call home. Only its people. But the roots, they yearn.
#*mumbles* and it's why i think taking down the veil would rock bc this would be the return to the elves original home#some way to close the Inquisitor's journey by finally giving them a home#at least as much as i hate the ending the idea of the Dalish Inquisitor walking into the fade with Solas#at least is a way to get a home. In prison. Which is what i don't like.#but man.#idk i'm being emo about it bc all my life i couldn't really 'make home' in my rooms and stuff for various reasons#the rooms i were in were always somebody else and i had to respect that and not make it mine#and then i moved away a lot + this followed + my 'childhood room' was given away to a step sibling or storage with my stuff thrown away#even now the most at home i could be i don't manage to feel 'at home' because of this history#so i keep thinking about the Dalish Inquisitor#where is home when you can't even take the time to dig roots before it's taken away#ichatalks about da#ichablogging dai#ichabloggign davg#for tags
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I wish more people would weigh out the demand of how "realistic" something is regarding horror media thats supposed to be around a certain time era or within certain limitations with the fact that if it WERE 100% accurate to what it's trying to represent, it'd probably be lame as hell.
#I've seen this complaint a lot with N64 replicated horror lately since that's been a popular... genre I guess?#'the console isn't capable of that/the devs wouldn't do that realistically because it would run bad'#Yes but consider: the game you are currently playing would lose so much value as a HORROR game if it took all of that away#Like I'm gonna keep it a stack with you. If you are playing a horror game of any kind you're already breaking the laws of reality#have some fun with it instead of nitpicking the fact that it isn't console accurate because duh#I do not think any developer goes into a console replica game with the intent to make it accurate.#They go in with the intent to make it an experience and should be judged on that merit#And sometimes I feel they do it good (Shipwrecked) or bad (Crow64 I hate your game so much)#TLDR: devs don't typically make replica horror games with the intent to be accurate they do it with the intent to be a horror game#edit: if there's a suspension of disbelief with fnaf all the time with walking non possessed sentient animatronics#I don't know why it becomes an issue when the N64 starts playing videos
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Stay at home dad and artist on commission Keefe
#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#keefe sencen#sokeefe#he watches him and sophie's 5 year old little boy and 11 year old girl (she's currently applying for Foxfire) while sophie works#he does his own art pieces along with commissions at home#and the little boy can teleport so he's constantly dropping in on sophie and fitz at their job#(it's related to them being cognates or something idk)#and keefe has a panic attack because he looked away for one second to add a detail to his sketch and now his kid's gone#their kid drops into sophie's arms (or right outside the door of the building she works at)#and sophie gives him an eye roll and a disappointed look for freaking his father out and interrupting her#(he has absolutely appeared when she was in a super important meeting)#this is all based on the assumption that elves don't have some kind of basic schooling before foxfire or other schools like it#when he appears back at their residence (their leapmaster floor has an open roof for teleportation)#keefe is standing there frantically ready to catch him#and their girl (im shit with names) is standing there giving him a look like “I thought you weren't scared of anything”#and he's just caught the kid and is trying to rock him to sleep cause teleporting is tiring for a 5 year old#but he humors her while walking down the hall to his bedroom#“who said i wasn't?” “i do” “why?”#“nobody who actually beat an ogre would be scared of their child teleporting away”#“you'd be surprised”#(she doesn't beleive he actually fought dimitar and thinks it's an elaborate inside joke between sophie him and queen ro)#so they keep going back and forth with him being vague about the details because while he did beat dimitar#he is absolutely exaggerating all the details#“keefe you can't tell our kids you punched dimitar and he immediately surrendered” “please” “no”#and then they get to his room on the second floor and he shushes her so he can place the sleeping boy in his bed#i have so many thoughts about future sokeefe actually
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#'but transformers would be okay with ai--' im throwing you off the bridge myself you spawn of a glitch#Blitzy is canonically an artist he would incinerate anyone using ai in his presence fuck you#im in a MOOD about this slag rn the cure is drawing my conjunx being threatening about it#i haven't drawn him in a million years (one month) i missed him so bad#ratkingdraws#transformers#tfa blitzwing#blitzwing my beloved#rte blitzwing#fuck ai#support real artists#why do i always forget the fandom tag?#maccadam#not shown: he walks away saying 'but even the Constructions can do a better job' and he means that derogatorily
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Just when you think that maybe you don’t need a social media break after all, you try to have a discussion with someone and that person goes ahead and posts your take, out of context, for everyone to see so they can rally a mob of people to hate you and your opinion.
Oh, and you’ve been blocked from saying anything to defend yourself. Heh. I have no stopped shaking in half an hour.
I don’t know if anything’s going to be done about it.
I have not been this close to an Anxiety Meltdown in months and I’m taking that as a sign that I need to leave
#I can’t do this anymore#I get being mad at me#But why go that far?#Why block me so you can hate behind my back?#Is that really what the block feature is for???#How many other people have done this???#TALK TO ME if you hate my opinion or BLOCK ME and walk away what are we TWITTER?#Sorry I’m sorry I’m being unfair but idk it feels like doxxing#I would NEVER do that- people rly think that’s okay? Is it?#Is that really OKAY behavior if no one is calling it out?#I can’t I can’t I can’t anymore#tw rant#tw vent
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OOH YEAH BABY ITS THE SURGERY EPISODE BABY!!! ME AND THE HOMIES NEED SOME NEW FACES FOR OUR NEW PLAN, AND WHO BETTER TO GET THE JOB DONE THAN THE TWO MOST EVIL PEOPLE WE'VE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF HAVING OUR LIVES VIOLATED BY? I MEAN IT WOULD BE FUNNY. IT WOULD BE FUNNY.
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#cw blood#cw gore#jrwi suckening#jrwi suckening spoilers#vex waylin#viv waylin#MY FAVORIT EP!! HAVNT SEEN IT IN FOREVER THO BC WELL. IM BUSY. SO BEAR W ME IM RUNNIN OFF ALOTTA MEMORY FUMES#ALSO EDIT BC FUUUCK I HADMORE TAGS BUT TUMBLR FUCKEN ATE EM. OH WELL. MY DMS R OPEN IF U WANNA UNLOCK RAMBLES.#I LOVE THE WAYLIN TWINS SSSOO FUCKING MUCH IM SO!!! CURIOUS ABOUT THEM!!! WHO WERE THEY WHEN THEY WERE HUMAN? HOW LONGVE THEY BEEN ARND?#I LOVE IT WHEN PPL SAY ITS LIKE THESE TWO WERE MADE FOR MMEE BC YES!! YES!! ITS EVERYTHING I COULD EVER WANT FROMA CHARACTER!!!#I LOVE THEIR RED WHITE N BLACK COLOR SCHEME. I LOVE HOW THEYRE BOTH SO INTELLIGENT AND GENIUS N YET THEYRE DUMB AS FUUUUCK#COOOMICAL SUPER VILLAINS. OOH ILL GET YOU NEXT TIME SHAMIA SHAMAI!!! HOW DARE YOU FOIL MY PLAN!! MY PLANS OF MUTILATING AWAKE N ALIVE PPL#COMICAL AND YET. GENUINELY HORRIFYING. VIV CAN MAKE UR BONES EXPLODE JUST BY THINKING ABOUT IT. VEX CAN BECOME SOUP#WHY DONT WE TALK ABOUT THAT MORE? THE TURNING INTO RED MEAT SLIME?? METAL AS FUUUCK. I ALSO LOVE HOW SCARED THEY GOT SO QUICKLY#THIS LIL FUCKEN RRRRRAT COMES IN. AND WELL. HES JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHERS. WE FUCK HIM UP N TOSS HIM INTO THE SUN N LET HIM BURN#SURE HE HAD ONE MORE TRICK OF REBELLION UP HIS SLEEVE BUT THE SUN HAS TAKEN HIM NOW. ITS FINE. WE'RE FINE. HEY IS THERE SMTH IN THE CEILING#OHHH WE KILLED HIM ONCE N HE CAME BACK. WE KILLED HIM AGAIN N TOOK HIM APART BUT THEN HES BACK?? HE GETS AWAY AND THEN. COMES BACK. AGAIN.#WE CANT GET RID OF HIM. THAT FOUL SHAMIA SHAMAI. A MOUSE IN OUR KITCHEN. FUUUUCK HES GONNA SPREAD DISEASE! KILL IT! KILL IT!! AAAUUGH FUCK!#I LOVE THAT THE WAYLIN TWINS AGREED TO HELP THE BLONDE TWINS MOSTLY ON THE BASIS OF 'IT WOULD BE FUNNY' BUT ALSO#OOHHH WE ARE SO CLOSE TO REACHING SOMETHING TO MAKE HIM NNEEVER FUCK WITH US AGAIN. HIS ILLUSIONS WILL HAUNT US NO LONGER#THEY WERE SSSOOO PARANOID W ALL THE CAMERAS AND BOMBING THEIR OWN LAB AND RUNNING AND RUNNING AND GETTING AWWAY FROM THIS FUCKEN! MOUSE!!!!#OHHHH I THINK IM RUNNIN OUTA ROOM so ill talk about da art real quick.BEEN WORKIN ON THIS FOR A WHIIILE.ALOTTA THESE were started when the#ep came out.so OLD!! BUT DONE!!and im very very happy w my colors n gore n EXPRESSIONS!! the top right corner comic keeps making me chuckle#I ALSO rly love the lil convo between arthur n viv.theyre SO CUTE TOGETHERR they should go ona museum date together or somethin#they need more time to just talk abt da World together.ALSO CAN I BE PETTY.I MADE ARTHUR UGLY CORRECT-STYLE#THESE BOYS KNOW NOTHING OF UGLY.I MADE THE VAMPIRIC FLESH EVOLVE N ROT N BLOSSOM AND THERE IS SQUIRMING WITHIN THE TENEBRAE#UHHH IEAH THIS GUY W A ROTTED N DISTORTED FACE WALKS INTO MY BIKE STORE IEAH IM SCREAAAMIN LIKE WADDA HELL!! MONSTOR!!!
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literally why would i want to poison my brain immersing myself in petty internet drama all day when i can go outside see the sun and seek out the positive activities that are actually beneficial for my mental health
#people that feel compelled to argue with strangers you'll never meet irl: why would you do that to yourself#some of my mutuals are Really far gone down the virtue-signal internet drama [xyz is Gross i would never do xyz] rabbit hole#and it's kinda scary to see tbh#i've caught MYSELF suddenly getting a little combative and immediately i shut that shit down#twitter has changed people for the worse in the sense that they're more hostile than they used to be#i'm referring to petty shit that could've been solved through DMs or through a simple block and walk away#not like#actual warranted warnings and shit#gotta specify yknow
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i've seen a lot of dumb ff13 takes, but "why didn't the party just kill barthandelus and leave" has to be the stupidest one to date oh my god
#that would literally solve nothing what the fuck ghudskjmfds#i don't understand what's apparently so confusing about the party's decision to kill orphan#imagine you're killing the spokesperson of an oppressive power and then out comes the driving force behind it all#are you just gonna leave it at that because the propaganda guy is out of the picture? lmao no#the fal'cie aren't going to lose hope and give up just bc their appointed leader got his shit wrecked#the party already kickstarted the evacuation of eden so why not go all out and dismantle the whole system#especially after having spent time on pulse and seeing the damage the sanctum fal'cie have caused#if cocoon is only sustained by stealing from pulse and brainwashing its populace then why keep it around the way it is#and that's not even touching on how desperately they wanted to save EACH OTHER so much more than they wanted to save cocoon#turning cie'th during fang's revolt would've served as a pretty grim reminder of what awaited them if they'd walked away#final fantasy xiii
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have now been trying to speedrun mastering driving and its not working because on the off chance that i DO want to go somewhere (rare) then it's never worth Actually Driving to get there.
I've been wanting to go to the mall for 2 days bc i wanna look around, and its like you'd BE DRIVING just to go somewhere and walk around for a bit and maybe spend money? And then have to drive back? For that? For walking around and spending money? I'm good, I'll just stay home. The desire to go out immediately killed by the reality of having to drive there
(this user has had his driver's license for 7 years)
#its not even about it being difficult its just mentally exhausting#i really had to force myself to drive 5 minutes away to get a snack 2 weeks ago#and its not bc the drive there is Hard its bc why would i do all that just do get an ice cream brownie. i enjoyed it but it doesnt#seem Worth it#like regardless of the drive time or reason for driving#its the ''we have food at home'' equivalent of. idk. having experiences#talkys#i have to add the drivers license part now bc ppl keep thinking i dont have it...i do i just never had a car until 2 yrs ago 😭#sometimes i feel that thing where its like. you lose the desire to go bc its not as simple as ''get in car -> drive'' it feels more like#get up get dressed get keys enter car turn on car buckle up leave driveway drive to location#which makes it exhausting but thats not the case rn specifically like i do wanna go i can manage to get dressed. but it just doesnt feel#worth all the trouble#but also nothing would make it worth all the trouble#not worth it to get a snack not worth it to go walk around not worth it even if it was a 2hr drive to see someone. its simply not worth it
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Thinking about how many people Hannibal would have to kill to cater his and Will's wedding reception. Like, he'd take out a whole orchestra bc he thought they played Music for 18 Musicians too quickly. Or the entire staff of a grocery store that ran out of fresh tarragon. Or every single person who laughed at them in middle school.
#Will I need a list of everyone who teased you as a child. Why? No reason. Don't worry about it.#Hannibal invites 300 professional colleagues and high society friends. Will invites Alana and his veterinarian.#Jack Crawford walking Will down the aisle and “giving him away” would just be redundant#Oh um of you're unfamiliar Music for 18 Musicians despite it's name is almost never played by only 18 Musicians#Anyway check it out it's delightful#post o' mine#hannibal#Hannigram#Hannibal Lecter#will graham#Wedding planning
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nearly fucking lost my mind when i saw that i had a d- in english. but she told me my essay was great and that she just didn't grade it
#I was genuinely about to throw up what the fuckkkkkk#its crazy cuz she pulls me aside and is like “ur taking ap lit next year right?”#and i was weirded out by it but i was like “is signed up for it but i'm probably doing pseo”#and then she deadass goes “thats the path for you” and walks away nodding like WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME SO SCARED THEN#but tbf its not her fault I kind of did turn it it late#but goddddd i was physically ill for a minute there it was terrible#nadia studies
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