#and was going back for abuto

[firedragon1321]

Dominating the Shinkalion tag with 0 note shitposts like a boss.

[landofsamurai]

"Goodness, now that I look at you..." A patient haggard paling from blood loss, pain and... life seeming to beat him down. "You're just my type."

Kaede wasn't the most professional, but at least she could stitch Abuto's arm back together. "You should ask me on a date as payment."

See now, if this had been before he was stressed out on a daily basis because of his idiot commander, maybe he'd consider reciprocating. For now, he was just tired. So tired.

Abuto just sighed while she had worked on reattaching his arm.

''Unfortunately, I have too much on my plate. I'd rather not. Can you just take money instead?''

@repetiita

[doki-doki-imagines]

Can I ask for Gintoki, Kamui, Sougo, and Takasugi’s reaction to their s/o (fem but you can write gn as well) telling them they got brazilian wax from a man? I think it would be funny HAHHA

Gintoki Sakata:

-“Did you even have to pay? He should have been the one to pay you!”

-He is gonna pester you until you tell him how much you spent on the treatment.

-“That much? Maybe I should start offering that service…” His eyes suddenly great dreamy, thinking about the money he could make without having to suffer too much.

“Yeah, Otose is also a client there! It could be a good way to pay rent.”

-The dream suddenly disappears, and it feels like the room got colder.

“No, I think I’ll keep going like this for now.” Gintoki's reply is curt. The idea of being that close to Otose, again, brings bad memories back to his mind.

Kamui:

-“How was it? Did it taste good? I could get one too.”

-He doesn’t know what you are talking about, his brain stopped comprehending after he heard the word “wax”.  In any case, he doesn’t seem too interested, already training with Abuto.

-I don’t suggest trying to explain the situation, mostly because he won’t listen and “If you have all this free time, let’s train together!”

-Good luck, your prank failed in multiple ways.

Sougo Okita:

-“Why ask another man for that? If you wanted to do wax play you could have just asked me-“

-You really poked the wasp nest. Maybe a wasp nest isn’t enough, more like a polar bear.

-Hope you trust Sougo a lot. The combination of him and warm wax is truly a terrifying combo.

Shinsuke Takasugi:

-“Mh” He hums, taking a puff from his kiseru “Do you need to say something else?”

-Shinsuke isn’t a jealous man, too engulfed in his own anguish and anger there isn’t a lot of stuff that can hurt him.

-“Nah, he was really tall tho, like impressive, he barely fit in the room.” You reply with a chuckle to lighten the mood.

He nods, back turned so you couldn’t see the little vein popping on his neck.

-Not a lot of stuff can scratch his ego, but damn, he hates getting reminded that he is short…

[lostusagis]

@jiraipink asked:

🤝 Namida holding Kamui's and Kagura's fists to stop them in the nick of time of them nearly punching the other PFFFFFTTTTT- She's like >:I

Send “🤝” to hold my muses hand

Kagura was in a bad mood. The day before, she had been training with Kamui. That wasn't what upset her though, it was the fact that she made absolutely no progress. However, Kamui didn't ridicule her for it, whenever they trained he was really..... encouraging. The only thing was that during anything that required sparring, he was really brutal. She was never able to keep up with him either, it frustrated Kagura so much. Even more so that she STILL hasn't properly mastered the qigong technique, yet he basically mastered it in such a short time! This pissed her off so much. Meanwhile, she was supposed to be enjoying the time they were spending with Namida.

It was such a nice day since summer was ending. A cool breeze while they hung out in the park, meanwhile she was bitterly scowling.

''You know, if you scowl anymore like that. . . it's going to make you get even uglier Kagura.'' Kagura hearing Kamui beside her made the young Yato click her tongue.

''Get your stupid face away from me. You really piss me off.'' Her sour mood showed itself right then and there. Kamui did back off, but he looked at her confused.

''Are you going through that thing women usually go through? What was it. . . uh. . . menopau-''

''Drop dead.'' She immediately cut him off, now glaring at her brother. ''You're such an insensitive asshole, only older women go through that. Piss off.''

Despite him smiling, a vein popped out on his temple showing he was getting pissed off with her attitude. ''You know... I'm trying to be nice Kagura.''

''Ooooh, okay. Calling me ugly is being soooo nice. I'm sorry I took your kindness for granted even though you're a stupid, balding bastard.'' Her tone was mocking, purposely being spiteful despite her annoyance deriving from her own insecurities. It only served to make the both of them really upset, so much so that they were about to initiate a fight but Namida had stopped them before they could punch each other.

Kagura would look up at Namida then immediately look away before snatching her hand away. She'd hide her face with her umbrella, as if she'd just been scolded by a parent.

''. . . . . Sorry Namida.'' Kamui would frown, smile finally faltering. ''I don't really know what's up with her.'' He had went ahead and held Namida's hand, having unclenched his fist. Then when Kamui took a few seconds to think about the situation, it clicked into his head.

''Oh. Are you upset still because of yesterday? I told you everyone has off days you know. . . I have a lot of those myself. Although, maybe not as much as you. . .'' Kamui couldn't help teasing Kagura a bit,

''I do think you'll end up getting really strong, but acting out like that isn't really helping anybody. We can always try later again today if you want.''

He'd glance over at Namida, then got embarrassed and looked away.

''. . . Don't. . . say anything, got it Namida?''

He tends to get like that whenever it showed how much he really cares about Kagura. It always annoyed him when Abuto teased him about it, what a pain.

''She just. . . tends to get upset whenever training goes badly for her. '' Kamui just shrugs, hoping Kagura's mood would at least improve so the time they were spending with Namida wouldn't end on a bad note.

''But heeey, if she stays all grumpy like this we can just ditch her and hang out alone together. How does that sound?'' His ahoge did a happy little bounce when suggesting the idea, as he'd smile. It resulted in getting punched in the side. ''Ow. . . .''

''If you do that, you'll regret it baldy.''

She sighs out, before looking at Namida again. ''I'm sorry too. . . . and Kamui. . . .'' There was a struggle for her to get the words out, basically scowling while struggling the whole time. Given that it was KAMUI, made it that much difficult because she knew he was going to be so smug about it once she actually said it.

Kamui just watches her in amusement, ''Wow, Namida can't believe she's actually going to apologize to me right now. She rarely ever does.'' He'd express his shock when whispering into her ear before looking back at Kagura.

''I'm s...s...s...sorry.....'' It came out in a mumble.

''Huh? I didn't hear you.'' Yes, he did. His little cat-like smirk proved that. ''Say it again.'' Except, instead of another apology, he got punched in the face. Then, Kagura immediately went to hug Namida.

''Oh, I get punched. But she gets a hug.'' The punch didn't particularly bother him, he was just confused.

''She has to deal with you all the time, if anyone needs a hug here it's probably Namida.'' Actually, she just wanted to hug Namida. No particularly reason for it. And to also piss off her brother a little, which worked. She could feel the intensity of his gaze on her practically, maybe sulking because she was hugging his girlfriend.

What a cringe loser.

[secondgenerationnerd]

The thought of having Jason having a grandson is just too much for this world 🥹

Jason planned to be called Abuelito, but Ezra called him Abuto AND IF YOU THINK JASON WAS GONNA CORRECT HIM???

Beck once sent their father-in-law a video of Ezra crying because Abuto had to go home (he had spent all day with Ezzy and was going back in the morning) .

Dahli had to threaten her father with violence to keep him from moving in 😂😂

Ezzy is his little bud and Jason will commit war crimes for that baby boy

[repetiita]

@landofsamurai asked :

 Abuto clears his throat, then giving the door to Kaede’s office a few knocks before stepping inside. There was an awkwardness that his demeanor exhibited. Truthfully, he regretted letting his commander come on his own. He definitely got a lot of complaints from the kid afterwards.

“I actually…. don't have any legitimate reason for being here.” Gaze adverts itself from her direction as he rubs the back of his neck. 

“Except to apologize for that brat, since I know he gave you a hard time.” The most exhausted of sighs escapes the Yato. But he'd eventually step closer and held up a bouquet of amaryllis flowers for Kaede.

“Here. Thought they could spruce up your office a bit.” Was this reciprocating the interest she's been showing him? Who knows. But he's definitely not letting Kamui visit unattended anymore.

Working without sleep, Kaede busied her body when restlessness settled in. Between the shame of being caught drunk by a young and impressionable patient and spitting casual lies against the mouth of... god, she couldn't remember... The hypocrite sat in her office cradling shame.

The days were long without their visitors from afar. Or maybe hoping not to run into Kamui again made them go by slower. By the time Friday rolled onto a close, Kaede had begun spiking her own tea. Anything to help her finish before sunset.

Knocking seemed to ring LOUDER than any alarm in such a silent room, a despondent "come in" to who she assumed to be one of her colleagues, considering the lack of patients in the evening.

Heavy footsteps didn't turn her attention away from the screen. Quietly, her pen scratched into paper, barely legible handwriting for how quickly she wrote. The occasional click of a keyboard and soft sniff... A voice as smooth as gravel and as soft as a throat of sandpaper had her turn to face her visitor.

The long awaited arrival of her current unrequited interest had her stand, back aching from a sedentary workaholic lifestyle. "Oh..." she started, eyes falling down to the brilliant bouquet, reds stood brilliantly, vibrantly bloomed against his dark clothes. Uncharacteristically quiet, Kaede bowed her head as she took the bouquet; carefully so as not to lose any petals or jostle pollen around her office, Kaede held her gift.

No makeup. No concealer, blush, lipstick-- nothing to give her pallid face colour outside of what colour crept across her face as he approached. What was she? A lovesick schoolgirl? Get it together.

". . . Thank y--OU!"

She sneezed. Again. And again.

. . . She was keeping them. Allergies be damned.

unprompted ask :: always accepting !

[youatemylollipop]

Reaction of Otae, Tsukki and Abuto with a partner that took the initiative and kissed them first? Scenario or headcanons, as you prefer. Thanks!

A/N: I’m sad bc I couldn’t find any pictures of a flustered Abuto.😔 Oh, and btw, I kinda made the theme “first kiss”, since it was the first thing that came to mind.

Ft: Abuto, Shimura Tae & Tsukuyo (Gintama).

Part Two: Kamui & Okita Sougo ➵ Gintama

Abuto

➸ Abuto is a very laid-back individual. The guy’s gotta have nerves made of steel in order to deal with his bloodthirsty commander on a daily basis. So it’s pretty hard to take this man by surprise.

➸ He is—if I remember correctly—somewhere in his early thirties. This means that he must’ve had his fair share of relationships. Because let’s be realistic, Abuto does in fact hold a certain charm to him that has most people drooling over him. Not only is he attractive, but also very chill and a good conversationalist as well. 

➸ But here’s the deal. His s/o is not just any other person. In fact, they’re the person who had somehow managed to catch the yato’s attention and made him actually want to enter a serious relationship with them.

➸ After all, as a member of the Harusame pirates, there is no wonder that the man preferred to keep everything casual before they had entered his life. In fact, there’s a high probability that his s/o was a member of the Harusame pirates themselves.

➸ If not, then Abuto would make sure to visit them whenever he could. But I doubt that a relationship like that would’ve lasted too long.

➸ It’s just that Abuto has this sense of responsibility and can’t just leave Kamui without any supervision. Even tough his presence might not provide any major changes, it still has a certain impact on the young commander.

➸ I’m blabbering, aren’t I? Let’s get back to the kiss.

➸ I believe that Abuto and his s/o had only entered the first stage of their relationship at this point. Since Abuto has never had any experience when it comes to romantic relationships, aside from casual affairs with random people.

➸ So the amanto probably figured that the best course of action would be to take things at a rather slow pace. And this applies especially if his s/o had never been in a relationship before either.

➸ This man is very respectful when it comes to his s/o’s boundaries and will make sure that they’re comfortable 24/7. But I guess that the downside of this is that he had not even once attempted to make a move on his s/o yet.

➸ Well… At least, that was what his lack of action had been indicating so far. And that is why his s/o had decided to take matters into their own hands.

It had gone a few months since you and Abuto had officially started dating and due to the affiliation with the Harusame, you had not exactly much spare time to go on a proper date. Especially with how adventure seeking his superior could be at times—which was practically always. So it was particularly hard to find an empty schedule for the older yato.

You were glad, though, since today it was finally going to happen. Perhaps you were being a bit mean and it wasn’t very nice to be happy about the vermillion haired amanto’s sickness. The younger had apparently eaten some bad food at one of the planets that their ship had been visiting. Some type of food that his yato body could not handle, so it seemed. But had it not been for this incident, you doubt Abuto would ever get to spend another day like this with you.

You were currently at a festival that was, much to your luck, held on that exact day. Abuto wasn’t really a “festival-goer”, but if it meant that he could spend time with you without any nuisances tagging along, he was more than happy to do so.

You were currently eating some cotton candy, as it was the easiest thing to stuff yourself with after trying out many kinds of foods. While Abuto was busy looking around the various types of stands, your own gaze was fixated on his face, and suddenly the only thing you could think of was how much sweeter his lips had to be than the treat you were munching on a few minutes prior.

Packing up enough courage, you quickly tapped him on the shoulder. The male cast you a curious look as you motioned for him to come a bit closer. You purposely made it look as if you wanted to tell him something, before quickly wrapping your arms around his neck and pressing a sweet and delicate kiss against his slightly chapped lips. All the male could do was blink at your actions in surprise, which earned him a pout from your side.

“You were supposed to get flustered!” Abuto smirked at your obvious frustration as you crossed your arms exasperatedly, while facing the other side. Perhaps he wouldn’t say it aloud, but he found your dramatism rather amusing, not to mention charming.

Ignoring your childish tantrum, he simply leaned in and left a quick peck on your puffed out cheek. He then took a hold of your hand and began dragging you through the festival, not paying any mind to your endless whining.

Shimura Tae

➸ What’s there to say about Shimura Tae? I guess that the first thing that comes to mind when you think about Otae is that she’s the embodiment of a humanized volcano. Or is it a human-volcano? What matters is that her reactions can differ greatly, however, still keep one big common denominator: Explosiveness.

➸ I swear! This woman is literally the definition of a human-sized detonator! It doesn’t matter if someone decides to say something insulting or flattering, she’ll still react equally violent. It’s kinda scary, if I were to be honest.

➸ Shimura Tae is a sweetheart, two-faced, but still very likable. I don’t think that her s/o has managed to go through a day without wanting to kiss her.

➸ She’s just so easily flustered, which kinda makes up for her sometimes “gorilla-like” demeanor. Though, I think that we all “Otae-lovers” would agree that this particular characteristic only adds to the charm.

➸ Despite having so many occasions where her s/o could imagine themselves actually doing it, they never do. Well… That’s until Kondō and Kyūbei come into the picture.

➸ When having so many rivals, it kinda forces her s/o to take action. Even if both parties haven’t exactly been able to surpass her s/o, while trying to court her. If one could even call that courting.

➸ Despite wanting to shove it in their faces that her s/o is the only person Otae will ever pick, they still only decided to act on their feelings once the two of them were somewhere alone.

➸ Privacy is something important for her and her s/o did obviously not want to make her feel uncomfortable. Otae is still a very sensitive soul, after all. Yet, the action in it self had come much more spontaneously than her s/o had earlier planned for it to be.

You were currently sitting on the floor, waiting for your friend to return from wherever she currently was. As weird as it might have sounded, the second you entered their family dojo, the woman had only told you to “sit down and wait” while she prepared some surprise for you. Even though you’ve already been sitting here for a while, you still had no idea of what kind of surprise she could have possibly been making at this point.

‘Are surprises even supposed to take this much time to prepare?’

Soon enough, the young woman entered with a tray in her hands. And as the sight greeted your own field of vision, you visibly paled. However, the changes in your face were not drastic enough for the female to realize the reason.

“[Name]-chan, would you like to try out my new dish? I’ve been trying to learn a new receipt these past two weeks.” How could you possibly say no to that pretty smile? The answer was simple: You couldn’t. And the second a barely audible “yes” escaped your lips, you realized you were a goner. Because so far, there had existed no creature in this universe that was miraculously able to survive as much as a taste from her homemade food.

The young woman was watching you eagerly as you took the spoon and guided it slowly towards your lips. However, before you would need to put it in your mouth, an idea popped into your mind.

“Tae-chan, wouldn’t you like to try it out as well?” You had never called her that before, and judging by how red-faced she had become, you figured your plan was a success. However, what you did not take into account was the fact that she would look utterly adorable like this. You had simply forgotten about how weak you were for her flustered expressions.

“T-Tae-chan?” She barely managed to squeak out as your lips were already on her own. Yet, instead of pushing away as you had expected her to do, she remained completely unmoving. Like a statue. Not wanting to make her even more uncomfortable, you decided to withdraw yourself from her. A pregnant pause soon followed as you waited for her to say something.

“C-Could you kiss me again?”

Tsukuyo

➸ This woman is the definition of tsun-tsun when it comes to romance, I swear to god! When I first saw her in “Yoshiwara in Flames” arc, I believed there was no way a badass like her could be so cute! But, guess I was proven wrong…

➸ Something tells me that the first kiss had happened way before the two of them started dating. Another thing that I’m certain about is that in this case, her s/o most definitely was the one who took the initiative—unless she got sh*t-faced, that is. However—even if that was the case—I doubt she’d remember anything, so I guess it’d be her s/o’s call either way.

➸ The both of them were most likely having an argument about something. During this so-called “argument”, instead of focusing on the problem at hand, her s/o starts thinking about how pretty she looks when she’s angry.

➸ Obviously, they started spacing out and she called them out for it, which then proceeded with a half an hour long scolding session. And Tsukuyo is too busy, walking around with hysterical steps to notice whatever it is that her s/o might be doing at the moment.

➸ Her s/o is too immersed to actually pay attention whatever it is that she’s talking about. They had, in fact, stopped listening after the first five minutes. Tsukuyo, on the other hand, is mentally too far away to take notice of this fact.

➸ As the kiss finally happens, I get the feeling that her s/o will not even be aware of what it is that they’re doing. So in this case, it wasn’t even intentionally—just like in Tsukuyo’s case when she had hypothetically kissed them, while being intoxicated.

➸ The difference is, however, that the both of them are now aware of what’s actually happening this time. Well, at least when they begin to pull away, that is.

You in all honesty, don’t even remember what that argument had been about. Yet here you are, listening for the past thirty minutes about god knows what. You’re not even paying any attention to her words! And for someone whose main goal is to talk some sense into you, she sure does not put any effort into making you listen.

The longer you watched her, the more you began to realize how pretty she actually was. However, the amusing part was perhaps the fact that she had still not noticed the dazed expression that you were currently having. A part of you wondered just how pissed off she had to be to become this blinded by her rage.

Obviously, this wasn’t the best way to deal with the situation that you had suddenly found yourself in. But the longer you sat there, the more curious you grew. You simply couldn’t help but wonder what it would feel like if you had ever managed to sh*t, the “Courtezan of Death”, up by an unexpected kiss.

So that’s what you did. Kissing her right in the middle of her speech. Her lips were surprisingly soft, but the thing that surprised you the most was the fact that she was actually kissing you back.

“What the h*ll do you think you're doing?”

“Me? I just wanted to know if I could make that mouth of yours do something more productive for a change.” If looks could kill, you’re pretty d*mn sure that you’d be six feet under by now. But did you regret doing it? No, you did not.

[goldenlaquer]

wait wait wait can we go back to yato seiji???? like what kinda interactions would he have with abuto and kamui and yan now that they’re all the same race?

Mmm it's the remix 😔🎶 Yato!Seiji is still a loner. Still a troublemaker too, but instead of being confined to just Edo, he's made the whole universe his playground.

Still a self-proclaimed intergalactic playboy, but actually the intergalactic reject— absolutely no maidens whatsoever, across any race, human, yato, and even gorilla.

Still a money loving, snake-oil salesman scammer. Still a putrid, slippery eel of a bastard with a flippant, could-care-less attitude. All of that hasn't changed. Roll. Eyes.

All Yato are strong, but it's hard to gauge exactly how powerful Seiji is. He's such a ridiculous, larger-than-life character, and unlike most of his brethren, Seiji has no real interest in killing in general ("where's all the fun if they're dead?"). You probably wouldn't even guess he's Yato if it weren't for the way he playfully picks up trees to hurl at Gintoki or makes his own entrances by casually walking through Yorozuya walls. Only sometimes might you get the shivering feeling that he might be more of a monster than he lets on.

Kamui and Seiji. Both smiley bastards. Kamui thinks Seiji barely makes a worthy opponent; he's an annoying fly that's somewhat impossible to kill, but doesn't that make you want to try and kill him even more?— is Kamui's thought process. Seiji declines the fight every time (he has no interest in men, he says) and besides, Kamui to him is a 'kiddo' or 'brat', 'where's the respect for your elders?' He teases Kamui at the risk of his life and slips away before Kamui gets his hands on him.

Abuto thinks Seiji's one real troublesome dude to deal with ("Oi, don't rile up my captain too much. I'm the one who has to deal with it, you know?). A clash of verbal play-on witticisms between them, but other than that they're both pretty neutral about each other.

Seiji calls Yan a 'big oaf'. Yan stays up at night, fretting about it.

[shinobi98]

Rewatching Gintama, the Battle on Rakuyou arc in particular, I was reminded of how I was pissed the first time I watched it. I was always under the impression that Kamui was Kagura's enemy (as in, the antagonist in Kagura's story, as opposed to Takasugi, the other major antagonist for the first part of the anime, that was Gintoki's). So I felt the battle at the end of the arc underwhelming became Gintoki, Umibozo, Abuto and even Shinpachi fought with Kamui more than Kagura, and in the end she wasn't even the one to take him out. And as someone who likes battles in shonen, there's a part of me that still feels like that, but I realized that was never the point.

It was never Kagura's intention to win against Kamui, and ever really to fight him. To begin with, just like she wants to fight against the Yato blood, she oblivious doesn't want to be like all the other Yatos, that keep fighting even with the people they love - just like Kamui and his father fought until Kagura herself butted in.

Secondly, she wants Kamui to go back to being "family". She knows firsthand that infighting is what tore her family apart to begin with. She has nothing to gain from fighting him, and only really starts throwing punches back at him when he gets taken over by the Yato blood.

This is all over the place but what I mean is that it would have been against Kagura's character if she earnestly took Kamui on in a serious fight to solve her problems.

[averagelonelypotato]

Which Gintama char would you have liked to have been given a full fledged fight scene?

honestly there are so many characters I we got to see go all out in a fight so here's my list:

-Katsura (we fr needed more feral, serious katsura, especially in fights)

-Oboro (i know this sounds so biased but he went from being the weakest to the strongest in the naraku, plus his fighting style is so cool with the pressure points and poison needles, I just know he's DEADLY. I also wished we saw his and gintoki's fight back in the war

-Kouka

- isaburo (his gun + sword combo was deadly)

-Otae

-Saa-chan

-Zenzou

-Shinpachi

-fights during the joui war with the joui 4

-abuto

-matako

-mutsu

-nobume

-bansai

-takasugi

-tatsuma

[firedragon1321]

I need to get back into Shinkalion so I can push people to watch it. Yes train robots but also this boy-

This yokai nerd child.

I babbled about Shin all the time on Twitter. But I also talked about Abuto there and not here. Shameful!

Here he is with his anime baby Yoda surrogate brother.

I could write an entire rant about this boy. He's half-Teoti (alien), which is central to his character development. He sides with the Teoti- who are the main antagonists. But the Teoti have their own struggles and people to protect. They're not one-sided. Abuto stumbles to reconcile these sides of himself. Eventually he figures out how to switch between human and Teoti form.

Just look at this design! He stays in this form outside the robot, too! It felt like an acceptance of his Teoti side, even with all the negative developments he was going through. When the good guys figure out the truth about the Teoti and Abuto rejoins them, he goes human again and doesn't swap back. And this annoys me to no end.

This is just the short version. Maybe I'll rewatch and go super in-depth on here about Abuto because there's so much to unpack.

[landofsamurai]

Being a Vice Commander is Hell

@jiraipink

During this trip, all Kamui has done is talk to that damn earth girl. At the very least, Abuto was harassed by him a lot less. But usually he'd make everyone do a lot of sparring, given his obsession with strength, and wanting everyone to follow that ideal.

But no. Since the minute the girl came onboard, ALL the commander's attention was on her. It was as if no one else existed They were also really touchy feely with each other. Hugging, hand holding, cheek kissing. . . .

Not to mention he was pretty sure he heard Kamui call her cute and beautiful about a million times.

Yet were only best friends. They were both idiots actually. Especially after making everyone else witness this disaster.

When they finally did part from each other, it was only when Namida had went to the bathroom. Although, when that happened Kamui looked over at him. Abuto immediately looked away, noticeably sweating since he knew what was about to happen.

''A-b-u-t-o ~!'' His commander said his name with such a cheery sing-song tone it genuinely gave Abuto chills down to his core. The vice commander looked over at Kamui with a look of dread.

''What is it? Finally stopped flirting with that earth girl?'' Abuto questioned, though he noticed the smile immediately dropping from Kamui's expression which was never good.

''What did you two talk about when you bumped into her on earth?'' He got right to the point, not even acknowledging what Abuto said.

''Are you afraid of me stealing your girl or something?'' Abuto questioned with a quirk brow.

''Answer the question.''

An annoyed sigh breathed past the vice commander's lips, ''I happened to encounter her during an errand I was running, saw you two talking, and when she was alone I warned her you was too dangerous to be around.''

Kamui looked at him skeptically, ''Errand? The hell kind of business would you have to take care of on Earth anyway?''

A silence persisted between the two, just staring at each other.

A forced, and very pissed off smile was back on Kamui's face. ''Abuto, you know I hate liars. Are you trying to make me more mad?''

Kamui was unfortunately really good at seeing through lies, which Abuto absoutely hated. So there was no choice but to be honest. ''Me and the other guys were curious on what you were always doing when we came to earth, since we figured out it wasn't solely just to see your sister. So one day I followed you, and that's when I saw you and that girl.''

Kamui was quiet after hearing that, his sapphire gaze looking up at Abuto.

Abuto was currently counting the seconds. . . . .

1.... 2....3....4.....5.....

P U N C H

There it was, he felt Kamui's fist collide into his face. A feeling he's grown pretty accustomed to. At the very least, he only staggered back instead of completely falling to the ground this time around.

''I don't want you alone with her again, ever. If you go against what I say, I'll seriously kill you.'' The murderous intent behind those blue eyes managed to instill unease into Abuto.

''During this trip, I want her all to myself. You and no one else is going to ruin that for me. She's my best friend. And only mine. I don't care how dangerous you think I am.''

What was this character type? Oh yeah, a yandere. Except, the yandere in question didn't realize he was crazily in love with his so called best friend.

Abuto clutched his now swollen cheek, ''As if I'd be stupid enough to try anything with a girl you're fawning over.''

Anyone would have to be insane to do something like that. But this girl was insane as well for involving herself with someone like this.

The biggest idiot wasn't Kamui.

It was Namida.

[braveryhearted]

"Hey, 'suke... Since you died, I think I'm gonna have to revive you then kill ya. How dare you die before we can fight eachother?"

Why yes, he is being serious.

This place must be hell if Shinsuke can still hear Kamui's voice. Either that or the idiot himself got killed somehow. Probably got blasted into the sun or something. Whatever the case was, it wasn't Shinsuke's problem anymore. He passed on. The earthling had no reason to come back.

"I must be hallucinating. Go fight Abuto or Gintoki".

All he wanted to do was rest and here his subordinate wanted to revive him for something so trivial. Shinsuke thought fighting Gintoki again would even be the better outcome than this idiot's plan. How was Kamui even going to revive him? Use the philosopher stone from FMA or something? He is sure this can't be done. Only in the land of fanfiction.

@whitexreflection

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 Kamui had been sulking in his personal quarters ever since getting sick. Abuto kept insisting he rests, but Kamui didn't like staying in one place for too long. Alone at that. Whenever he got into his head, it was often bad. How he even got sick was a mystery. Although, he didn't bother to keep up with anything involving his health unless it was injuries from battle. He assumed he wouldn't need to. He was strong. He could handle the cold or flu.

 That was a lie, he could not. What's worse was that he was even more unpleasant when sick than usual. Everything and everyone annoyed him. It was only fortunate he felt physically weak right now, or people would be dead as a result of his grumpy, sicken state.

 Kamui would continue fidgeting in his bed, sitting up, then laying back down again. Discomfort and coughing fits ensued. He felt extremely restless. Then he heard his door open up, which resulted in him settling on sitting up and sniffling when looking towards the door. His mood soured even more.

“Who the hell let you on the ship?” Thankfully he had been wearing a mask, which he wasn't thrilled about. He was even less thrilled about seeing Kaede.

“I'm not-ACHOO injured, you don't need to be here. Piss off. Or I'll kill you.” His threats were a lot less threatening when his face was completely flushed, along with his runny nose and face mask. If anything, Kamui just seemed like a huffy child upset about being sick.

 He assumed Abuto called her. It had to be him. Maybe he'll make sure that guy never gets paid ever again for this. He didn't even ask if Kamui wanted to see that woman's irritating face right now. Well, everyone was irritating to him currently.

“I'm f-ACHOO-ine. I'm FINE.” No, he wasn't.

[tides-of-clarity]

"You know Saku, if I'm going to be training you, at the very least you should be more willing to put what i teach you to good use. Am I the only one who has to get violent when someone crosses boundaries? Even if you ARE an angel, you're wasting my time if you don't fight back more."

It was not everyday Kamui would say something like this. Normally it was something adoring or perverted, but once in a blue moon his zero filter likes to peak out. On those days Saku really was tested. "You got a lot of nerve to say that, darling."

Taking a huge breath he channeled all the teaching he has had to patience. A calm mind really is a better approach when talking to Kamui. He honestly didn't mean to upset Saku at all. It just he didn't understand emotions that well.

"I am doing everything I can to better myself. From who I was before meeting you to how I am now is so different. I am improving myself for me and also for you. Also for your information the times I have been violent you weren't around. So don't judge me for something you never seen. You can even ask Kagura, I punched a guy cause he was talking to her funny. No words just punch and go. If you think it is a waste to spend time with me fine. I will go ask Abuto. At least he won't think I'm a waste."

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You ocs + the final??? What were they doing 🥺🤲🤲🤲

OOO THANK YOU FOR ASKING 🥹❤️❤️❤️❤️

(POTENTIAL SPOILER AHEAD)

Yan is there on the defensive position against the amanto hordes outside the terminal, alongside with the rest of the 7th division, and at the same time, trying to not get hit by all the amanto Kamui's tossing around (and Abuto exasperatedly going, cut it out! we're on the same side as you, you know! in the background). I would've LOVED to see one last action sequence from our friendly neighborhood yatos but alas 😞

And of course, Teito is fighting inside the terminal back-to-back with Hijikata, Sougo, Kondo, Robozaki, and the other Shinsengumi members. At one point in the battle, he has to play mediator between Hijikata and Sougo, encouraging them to talk their feelings out (oh they talk their feelings out alright; hijikata with his potty mouth and sougo with his bazooka) like they're not currently in the middle of an important fight to protect Earth (Kondo going, uh guys!? please focus on the fight?!)

Scenes later, Takasugi has finally gone still in Gintoki's arms. And Gintoki's head is lowering, permed hair covering to shield his eyes—

until a foot breaks across the screen and smashes into Gintoki's face.

Get off my patient. You can have yer boy love scene later.

(There's a small cut before, where you see Seiji's back swiftly running through the injured, calling out some helpful-entirely-unhelpful medical advice free-of-charge from the goodness of his heart along the way; 'better some pressure on that or you'll be eating yer taiyaki with one hand' (isn't taiyaki usually eaten with one hand anyway though?!) or 'call yer girlfriend and let her know she'll be mourning your loss in looks' (that's not an injury, that's just the way he naturally looks like— you're just insulting him!). Snaps open his justaway watch, saying "My, look at the time! The main character [referring to himself 🙄] can't be late to the most important scene in the show!")

Seiji's involvement with Takasugi is revealed, their connection going back to the fight between Oboro and Takasugi— well no, you could say it started even longer before any of them had a clue about each other... but that's not really important right now is it? You have some brats to protect doncha, Gintoki? Get going already.

Thank you... Seiji.