#and this isn't exactly it

[invisiblerhythmcat]

I am trying so hard to rest

but I hate it

I want to live my fucking life. I know it will go better if I rest.

But I just keep seeing the list of things to do getting longer

I have a show in March and I know I have to rest if I'm going to be able to make it. I know I can't teach if I don't rest. I know I can't rebuild my community work if I don't rest.

But everything on my list is specifically about making these things happen and every time I rest, these feel farther away from reality.

I really truly believe I can keep dancing no matter how sick I get, but it sucks how many ways I can't dance or have to dance differently

and it sucks to feel like I'm always going to be behind

and I just want to not have to rest

[real-live-human]

thing from beyond that gets really salty whenever someone assumes they can just turn into anything they want

[mischievous-thunder]

Oh, what a shy little fiery kitty you've got yourself, Wade!

[starcurtain]

Please someone redraw this with Dr. Ratio and Aventurine because this is the exact vibe they have in my head post-Penacony.

[meanbossart]

I want to preemptively apologize to the Gale Fans for the comic I'm working on

[gabrieldrawsstuff]

The fake positivity starts young

[targaryenchester]

Dean subconsciously plays more stepford-wife-in-the-kitchen-with-bacon-sizzling-in-the-pan when Cas stays in the bunker. Lunch? Making some burgers wearing my fancy apron, my angel. Afternoon snack? Oh let me put together some nachos and Dean Winchester Special dip. Midnight cravings? Here's a 5 course meal with pretentious names, now will you fold me like a lawn chair???

[glitzbot]

a hopeless romantic

[kandismon]

swanqueen in 3x21 ♥

based on this:

[forgettable-au]

FORGETTABLE-AU (Page 32-35)

* You can find great things in the garbage dump! * You just gotta know how to look.

[BEGINNING] [PREVIOUS] [CONTINUE]

[ruubesz-draws]

How to carry a baby; Kaiju edition:

Bonus:

I guess using a plastic bag wasn't a good idea

[eyes-of-nine]

idc what canon says, you couldn't pry visible knee joints from my cold dead hands even if you wanted to

[lucabyte]

i feel like people are sleeping on the occam's razor situation of how buckwild it is to outright accuse a guy of being a clone of your friend even if you DO have a lot of circumstantial evidence. there's other options is what im saying. they could just be like. a guy. that's a sensible deduction. you should explore that deduction. ignore my shirt that reads I <3 RED HERRINGS.

i still think odile has the correct theory on lock but she's smart enough to know it needs like... a real smoking gun to be able to bring it up without sounding insane.

anyway. (mirabelle voice) i know its rude to speculate but has anyone else noticed the grieving? they seem to be grieving. does anyone have any thoughts on the grieving? i have some thoughts on the grieving.

[talaok]

Training

Pairing: Peter Parker x f!reader

Summary: Peter has never been able to last enough to take care of you, but as it turns out... practice does make perfect.

Warnings: talk about premature ejaculation, unprotected p in v sex, creampie, sub!peter and lots of pet names for spidey.

he was always so desperate around you. He was always shy about it, but every time you gave him permission his hands never left your body.

He was so fucking in love with you it was actually a little bit scary.

Nobody had ever made him feel the way you did, and not just sex-wise (although goddamn wasn't that the best thing ever), no, but feelings-wise- like he could breathe more easily around you, like he felt light and soft and the word was perfect whenever you were near.

And everything really was perfect... except one little thing.

he couldn't last.

You weren't making it a big deal, being that you were also teaching him every other way he could make you come, but still, he wanted to do it... he so desperately wanted to feel your walls squeeze him as you came that he was willing to do anything... but it was just so hard.

Andit never got easier...

"c'mon baby" you purred, taking his face in your hands "You can do it, think of something else," you said, out of breath as you bounced on his cock "Anything else baby, I'm almost there"

His eyes were shut close.

He'd found that he didn't even stand a chance at lasting more than 2 minutes if he was watching you.

And he tried, he really tried to get his mind to make something up, to will it to find something else to focus on, but-

"you feel so good y/n- I-I can't"

"yes you can" you shut him up with a messy kiss "You wanna be my good boy, baby?" you ask, eliciting a whimper from his throat

"y-yes" he choked out, not sure how he still hadn't burst

"Yeah?" you breathed "Then you're gonna have to be good and wait a little more" you moaned, his dick hitting a particularly good spot "Can you do that for me, baby? can you wait a little more?"

"mh-mh" he hummed, sounding on the verge of tears

"good boy" you moaned, your nails scratching his chest, as he stretched you so incredibly well "fuck-you feel so good" you cried, your voice drowning out the sound of your skin slapping with his "s-so big baby" you moaned again "s-so f-fucking-"

And then, just like that, it happened- the most extraordinary thing he'd ever felt.

You came, you came on his cock- you came because of him (although, let's be honest, you did all the work), and it felt-

he didn't even have words for it, he only groaned louder than he had ever done, and finally (and inevitably) reached his own release as your walls squeezed his dick and your moans filled the air.

He was grinning like an idiot the moment you opened your eyes back up, and you couldn't help but laugh "You liked it?"

"yes" he nodded, still smiling wide "yes very much"

"mhh" you hummed, bashing in your post-orgasmic bliss as you leaned down to kiss him "I told you you could do it honey"

[yossibutnossi]

Antizionist jews complaining that their friends are treating them like they're zionist jews are so close to getting that in the antisemite's eyes, we're all just Jews. And it also screams of selfishness that the only time you recognize antisemitism as closely linked to (and imo inherently the same as) antizionism is when it personally affects you.

[ryoalouette]

DC x DP

Of which, while Gotham is a cesspit of death and misery, the city is also having airborne Pure Ectoplasm. Emphasis on Pure.

Due to the deaths and fear.

... The rotten parts of the ectoplasm got weighed down with gravity, and thus the Lazarus Pits down there that's infecting the Gothamite ground and/or waters but that's another matter.

While not as potent as say, Amity Park, what's with their open gate to Infinite Realms, the pure ectoplasm has been- ah, let's say cleansing Red Hood's core, especially he's always in the rooftops along with the other Bats.

And thus one day, it happens:

Red circle appears one day around Red Hood's mid-area and spreading up. Red Hood doesn't exactly have time to process what's happening (he thought there's some cultist shenanigans and one can be forgiven to be assumed that he's being summoned coz again, cultist shenanigans in Gotham)- and lo! A ghostly Robin that's the exact image of Robin II appeared in Red Hood's place and freaking out about it.

And well.

Red Hood wasn't alone when it happened.