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boysaremytoys Ā· 9 months ago
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my ideal subā€™s first priority in sex (beyond having a consensual, enjoyable experience) would be obedience. not because iā€™ll be more likely to give him pleasure if he does as i sayā€”that should be a bonusā€”but because his satisfaction actually comes from being a good boy. iā€™ve had the former and iā€™ve had the latter, and itā€™s basically the difference between ā€œyou do what i want and iā€™ll do what you wantā€ and ā€œletā€™s do what we both wantā€. itā€™s so much more fun when the same thing fulfills each of your complementary desires.
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blaseballbrainrot Ā· 15 days ago
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The star of the show šŸŒŸ
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liquidstar Ā· 1 year ago
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
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druid-for-hire Ā· 2 years ago
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[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled "immortalityā€ after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as ā€œdo not stand at my grave and weepā€). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, ā€œdo not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.ā€ page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, ā€œi am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.ā€ the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, ā€œwhen you awaken in the morningā€™s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.ā€ the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, ā€œi am not there. i did not dieā€ / end id]
a comic i made in about 15 hours for my schoolā€™s comic anthology. the theme was ā€œevolutionā€
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nenoname Ā· 3 months ago
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Stan Pines' drawings
Plus a Stan drawing of debatable canonicity but I love his signature being a dollar sign
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ruporas Ā· 7 months ago
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dragon meat, you, and me
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nicktoonsunite Ā· 11 months ago
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misc NU doodles part tres
last comic is based off off my nasb 2 clip
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crowkip Ā· 5 months ago
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įƓā˜…
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chloesimaginationthings Ā· 4 months ago
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FNAF movie Vanessa definitely thought Abby died..
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egophiliac Ā· 5 months ago
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tsum events really are just the best, huh
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listen-to-the-inner-walrus Ā· 1 year ago
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so in an attempt to actually use positive thinking, anytime i fuck up and my brain reacts as if ive cause a minor apocalyptic event, i compare my fuck up to the 4 minute fuck up committed by the crew of the uss william d porter.
and only today, as i was having to explain what happened to my mom when i was explaining the whole comparison thing, did i realise that most people dont know about it and ive decided that needs to change because its objectively hilarious.
...which is a weird thing to say about an event that occured on a warship in 1943, specifically november 14th.
see the uss william d porter was a fletcher-class destroyer but you dont need to know what that means, just that she had guns that went bang bang and that she was escorting another ship, the uss iowa, to cairo.
while they were on their way there, they performed some gun trials like testing the anti-aircraft guns or the torpedos. and while they were running a torpedo drill, the crew of the porter managed to fire a live torpedo straight at the iowa which you know, in terms of a list of things to do while escorting a ship, shooting a torpedo at them is not on that list.
especially if the president of the united states is on board.
yeah so fdr was on board and the gun trials were actually his idea, and part of the trials was that they were conducted under radio silence.
and that means the crew of the porter couldnt just call the iowa to be like "move out the way, we accidentally shot a torpedo at you."
but they did have signal lamps and you know, the signalman on board was trained to signal this exact kind of message.
...and uh never mind, the signalman did manage to successfully tell the iowa that a torpedo was coming toward them but wasnt as successful when it came to the direction the torpedo was coming from.
not all hope is lost though because the signalman could still use the signal lamp to correct his previous mistake and-, never mind, he announced that the porter was reversing, which she wasnt.
yeah so at catastrophic mistake number 3, they broke radio silence to warn the iowa and she managed to turn out of the way just in time which meant no one got hurt. and even though the inquiry into the incident led to chief torpedoman (fantastic job title btw) lawton dawson being sentences to hard labour, fdr intervened and waved away his sentence, saying it was all an accident.
but yeah, so thats my new measure for "how much did i really fuck up?" and when i compared accidentally picking up a pencil case without a tag on it in wilko, turns out it was a very minor fuck-up. yes, the cashier had to ask another worker to grab a duplicate so they could scan the barcode, but i didnt nearly kill the president during wartime via accidental friendly fire
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paper-lilypie Ā· 1 year ago
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ok but that kid Mobius couldnā€™t prune was Loki right. like, that was Loki right. The brothers at the dock. That was Loki and Thor right. It was Loki
Mobius couldnā€™t kill Loki, chose his burden, and dedicated his life to him instead.
Mobiusā€™s story started and ended with Loki. It had to be Loki.
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demapatto-art Ā· 3 months ago
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All | 2 | more body swap sillies
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chthonic-kids Ā· 7 months ago
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all's fair in love and war
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carrot-junior Ā· 3 months ago
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Anything for a partner
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marsipain Ā· 21 days ago
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The mysterious fish man beckons you, do you engage?
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