#and this is enabling that bad habit

[grunge-mermaid]

I found a website that lets you create floor plans oh no

[prettyboykatsuki]

ochako....ochako at the start of her adulthood desperate to get laid... she goes on apps and stuff posting just from the neck down and making her profile about needing discretion. she's so horny and so desperate and she gets a lot of attention because she's hot which feels good.

but there's no one she really wants to hook up with until she looks at your profile. its short and to the point and the pictures you've posted don't show much but when she gets to messaging you she finds you charming and charismatic.

so you go back and forth and text like that. for too long. much longer than anyone who is just trying to lose their virginity should. it escalates from texts to sexting faster than it should and she finds herself doing increasingly risky things with you... touching herself to your texts and voice notes until it all bubbles over

you have phone sex. its the first time you talk on the phone and she gets so wet so fast she can barely stand it... you talk her through her orgasms. where to touch and how, how you would touch her - and by the end she's practically sobbing from how horny she still is even after cumming.

it's the first time you ever mention meeting up. you've been avoiding it probably able to tell how nervous she is. and she's so nervous and definitely a bad idea because she knows so little about you but she decides to say fuck it and meet up.

you meet up at the station first and you're different from how she pictured in a good way. you smile and laugh a little more in person and you do your best not to make her anxious. it feels like a date (read: it is a date, even if she can't tell) but it's clear by the end of the night you're going to fuck one way or another.

so you end up a nice love hotel. the fancy kind with lots of privacy per her request. you're all nice and casual even as you get in the room but her heart is pounding.

she takes a shower and waits for you, and when it's finally time to have sex she confesses to you she's a virgin and has no idea what she's doing.

and you just pause and. break out into laughter. she gets all huffy with you of course but you shake your head and hold her hand.

"yeah i kinda figured that out beautiful," you hum it to her so soft and sincere. "but if you don't mind, neither do i. don't feel bad if you get cold feet though,"

but how could she? when you've spent all day around her being nice and gentle and she knows you want to fuck her at least as much as she wants to fuck you. she's so nervous she could die but she's wet before you even lay a hand on her. of course she wouldn't back out now.

"i don't mind," soft and determined like always. "want you to fuck me."

you smile at her - cheeky and mischievous. "your wish is my command."

[chimera-dolls]

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[backpackingspace]

Listen yin yu and Ling wen have the exact same jobs. Yin yus just yah know. Paid

And yin yu could have time off if he wanted but he has strict plans to overwork himself to death so that the thoughts cant plague him and hua cheng is an enabler

[pinayelf]

I know fans joke abt how the warden is more competent than the inquisitor bc they did all that w/o much help but the funny thing abt amihan is she actually isn't

she was 20, angry and hated herself and the world, she ended up in the situation she was in bc she was...a petty snitch. she also hates being a grey warden and continues to hate being one through dai - she actually leaves but then decides to search for the cure

for most of the Blight, it was fuck up after fuck up. like I play it so that I have enough ppl to help me fight the archdemon, but in my personal headcanon, she pissed off a lot of potential help (whether it be Circle mages who overheard her saying she was "gonna annul this shit" out of anger, eamon's men who did NOT like her, bhelen who didn't really trust the fact that she knew nothing about politics), left a bad taste in people they came across and picked a fight with anora

which I think makes sense for a 20 year old ill-adjusted young woman who had to learn how to be more selfless. beating the archdemon was pure luck mixed with people just NOT WANTING the Blight to destroy ferelden and realizing joining the fight was the only way to stay alive

amihan does grow, but it's slow, she has to process trauma, understand she hurt people and ruined their lives and to actually experience what it's like being loved (both platonic and romantic)

I tend to not post so much abt how much amihan fucked up and almost let a Blight swallow ferelden bc I tend to feel anxious abt how ppl will receive it but I think it's important to her character and it's fun and interesting for me to play with it in this case

immy is 100% more competent than amihan, in spite of her own flaws, but I love both my messy and my scaredy cat girl all the same

[scover-va]

He’s basically my oc at this point with the way im fuckin toying with this bastard. Anyways my michael afton is nonbinary now. Hes uh. Hes havin a time

[swiftcast-selene]

Day 7: Light

how convenient, to be his own nightlight. it's almost like he's meant to be reading until sunrise...!

(featuring @duisarcusxiv's Sagra!)

[fleetsonourgecentral]

what kinds of pranks do Sonic and Scourge do?

Pretends to be good at coming up with pranks for the sake of this ask

Honestly just think of every time Sonic has pretended to be dead or that a situation is hopeless, only to turn around and be like "lol bitch u thought". And then make it worse. Because those are their absolute favourite kind of pranks. Scourge's presence just makes everything worse because he'll think of ways to make it look more realistic. Poor Tails has a very vivid memory of Scourge coming home one day after a battle, ears flat against his skull, carrying a bruised and bloodied and lifeless Sonic in his arms, growling a choked-out explanation about how Robotnik... Sonic couldn't - that bastard is going to pay for what he...

And he lays Sonic on the sofa, disappearing elsewhere into the base, making small noises like he's about to start crying. And Tails is distraught and starts shaking Sonic, begging him to wake up, tearing up when he receives no response, and he's just taking a breath to start wailing-

And then Sonic screams "RAH!" and grabs him and Tails shrieks so loud it rattles the windows, and from the next room he can hear Scourge laughing his ass off. Fucker left the room in the first place not because he was crying, but because he was laughing

Tails sulked for a week straight about falling for that trick again and Sonic and Scourge were told to clean the damn fake blood off the sofa and off the floor (which they didn't do)

Those are the kind of shitty pranks they pull. Not the only kind of pranks they'll pull, they'll also steal Tekno's stuff while she's working to confuse her, she's sure she put that screwdriver around here somewhere, or they'll place important things in difficult to reach places and replace them with taunting notes, or (like you mentioned in your previous ask) will drop paint on someone. They especially like dropping paint on people. But occasionally pretending to fail a mission, or pretending that one of them is dead, is their favourite type of prank, although they don't do it often in order to keep it at maximum effect

[nukacourier]

pierre and cait toxic yuri

[snakesandstone]

My loki and sigyn are incredibly funny to me because by all rights with the amount of issues they both have going on that they refuse to address they should be horrendously toxic, however it just so happens that all their respective mental illnesses cancel each other out and leave them with one of the most stable relationships in asgarðr

[lyricalchrysanthemum]

HI HI HI ASHE !!!!!!! SPEAKING OF POKEMON (hehe)

if u know ,,, how does ur lyra meet her pokemon!! and what are they like in terms of their personalities :]

SPEAKING OF POKEMON!!! (Grinning)

So Lyra’s first pokemon was NOT Roar the Cyndaquil like most other protagonists. Her first pokemon was actually Ombre the Eevee, a gift from Bill on her 14th birthday (he did the same for Kris). Ombre was her only other friend growing up outside of Ethan. She’s a bit more rambunctious, jolly even, than other Espeon you’d know, and often jumps on Lyra when she wants to play. But she’s also very protective of Lyra, probably the most protective of her team.

Roar the Cyndaquil, whom was a gift from Elm, on the other hand was very shy and quiet… he often hid behind her leg and even got scared of Ombre initially. He’s grown out of his shell but even now he’s just a bit timid.

The first pokemon she properly caught was Rocky the Phanpy, whom was kind of caught on accident? She stepped on her foot the wrong way, took a spill, and Rocky was kind of in the way. She accidentally got hit by a pokeball. It was on pure accident but neither parties seemed to mind, Rocky especially was pretty relaxed about it. And it didn’t take long for her to start wanting to carry Lyra around on her back.

Sprout the Hoppip was next, whom also kind of . Attached herself to her. One day she just kind of saw a flock of these passing by her eye and one landed on her hat. She’s probably the most docile of her pokemon. More often than not Lyra’s often sent running after her because she gets picked up by the wind and doesn’t really fight against if. But despite this she’s such a sweetie

Flan the Mareep was caught sort of because he was a dream pokemon for her. When Lyra set out on her journey to find herself she knew she wanted a Mareep since the very beginning. She saw one him . Just . Like. Collapsed into his fur, petting and cooing over him and everything. And Flan was the only one she set out on her journey to catch. Flan’s a bit of a brat, a bit sassy, is picky with his food, and especially starts (play) fights with Ombre. But just because he’s the smuggest sheep around doesn’t mean he isn’t just as protective of his teammates.

Drizzle the Wooper was a bit of a pest initially actually. Like Sprout, she too kind of latched herself onto Lyra. But like Lyra never really realized she was attached to her until later on down the line when she finds Sprout eating her food. Lyra thought it was really cute though, cooing over her and just giving her more food even though Drizzle was . Already stealing hers. Despite being a bit empty headed though, as most of her kind is, Drizzle is quite naughty. Often getting her head stuck in boxes and splashing Lyra with water. Although it’s never malicious. She’s just a bad Wooper. She’s also best friends with Rocky.

[mychlapci]

Op anon here, I have returned from a stressful few days of work SO enjoy some more Oppy kink stuff 🫡

While Optimus isn't the one sparked, Magnus having the best record for it, the prime isn't to jealous about it, he's a prime and needs to get his work done, that being said, Maybe he goes into heat? The mech gets fragged by his now mate, Ratchet, and winds up sparked...again

He isn't complaining, it's a joy to bring life and give hope for a new generation of Cybertrionans, now I'd like to think until he's bed bound he does what he can, when he can, and may have had a chassis adjustment for the titties, to which he is greatful for, 100% Ratchet is protective because duh that's HIS prime full of a litter of bitties, there bitties and he'll be damned if the prime tries to overwork, one rough frag and Ops off to bed.

But, what if while "alone in base" the two are going at it, Optimus highly unaware his waste tanks full already because he swore he emptied it not 30 minutes ago, and he assumes that constricted feeling in his lower abdomen is a overload, it's not, and it's to late when he realizes, he overloads hard, Lubricant and Piss both coming from him and he can't stop, the primes flustered, apologizing but his stud doesn't seem to care and resumes pounding, until a click is heard and two swelled breasts are leaking, a mess everywhere, imagine if someone happened to walk in, maybe wheeljack tryna bug the medic ajd seeing the two going at it

mhmmm more piss stuff... i can never get enough of a heavily sparked Optimus, clutching the bedding as he gets fucked, pissing himself overloading, all flustered and apologetic, telling Ratchet to stop, they have to clean it up, but Ratchet keeps going, insanely turned on by the sight of Optimus' valve still squirting as he loses control- maybe it's a sick kind of satisfaction, but it has Ratchet pounding harder, faster... Optimus has had such a long break he doesn't have to wear the pump all the time, so when his titties spill out and start overflowing, energon stains the bed alongside his waste, his waste tank pulses again, still not empty...

it would be really shameful for the Prime if someone walked in on him pissing himself and leaking all over- Magnus, certainly fine, Predaking, of course, but anyone else? Optimus barely gets the order for them to leave out of his mouth, valve twitching in voyeuristic pleasure... maybe Ratchet quickly yells at them to bring the breast pump, they're gonna need it again...

[supernovaa-remnant]

Oops, my hand slipped.

Repentance AU Snippet:

“Would you be mine? Forever? Would you swear it?” Wilbur manages to gasp out between short breaths.

His chest is tight and his heart feels as if it will strangle itself at any moment. He thinks his hands might be shaking, fingers trying desperately to maintain a strong grip on the fabric of Dream’s shirt. But he doesn’t dare look at the other man (a friend? a companion? a savior? his savior?) in fear of rejection. So, he keeps his head facing downwards, watching almost absentmindedly as droplets of water fall onto the stone beneath him. But the panic is subsiding, at last, having felt like it lasted eons but probably only lasting mere minutes.

Dream’s hands take his own, carefully and with far too much ease prying his fingers away from the silk fabric the blond wears.

“No,” Dream says, his voice barely above a whisper yet firm.

Panic seizes Wilbur once again all too quickly. Blood rushes to his ears, and his head snaps up to stare at Dream in disbelief as more tears pool in his dark eyes. He wants to run away and curse himself for being so stupid. He wants to grab Dream by the shoulders and make him stay and change his mind.

“No,” Dream repeats again, softer this time. His palms cup Wilbur’s cheeks, and his thumbs gently brush away the tears. A smile graces Dream’s face, and the confusion Wilbur feels is enough to cause a sliver of clarity to break through the haze of panic.

“No,” Dream says for the third time. “I will not swear to be yours. But, you could be mine.”

Wilbur’s breath hitches. His entire life, he’s viewed others in terms of their relation to himself. He’s always been the one to claim other people. Having Dream propose an opposing truth—to be the pawn rather than the chest master—sparks a flame in Wilbur. It feels powerful and destructive and intoxicating. It’s addicting, and Wilbur can’t stop the giggle from climbing up his throat.

He’d run away from his past to save those he loved from him (and to save himself from the consequences of his actions), and he’d been so so scared of hurting Dream as well. But right now? Right now all he can think about is what a beautiful explosion they could make together.

“Yours, then,” Wilbur says breathlessly, the words falling from his lips like a prayer.

And, in this moment, kneeling in a long abandoned temple in the wake of a panic attack and high on the idea of possession, Wilbur can’t help but picture himself worshipping Dream. His God, he practices in his mind, and any thoughts of how blasphemous it is to think of a mortal as divine are washed away by the giddiness he feels.

“Mine,” Dream reaffirms, and the smile on Wilbur’s face grows stronger.

(Wilbur’s eyes shine with the glow of something sinister, a darker emotion usually bubbling under the surface, and, as Dream feels old habits clawing at the back of his mind, he wonders if he’s just doomed them both).

[queenbeeibee]

“Gotcha’ some more Double B.” And here’s Adam being an enabler by pushing a six pack of monsters towards the sin.

"Now we're fuckin' TALKING!" Bee grinned as she took all six cans from Adam, leaning over to give him a loud kiss on the cheek. "Best present ever~"

She then proceeded to pop all six tabs and toss back all the Monster at once, letting out a loud burp when she'd finished. "Whoops. 'Scuse me!"

[5mind]

Antares being on good terms with Chirptune (but only when he's Terry) means that he IS aware that there is a bird mafia (mafia which is for birds)

[troublcmakcrs]

y'all: umm... whatcha got there?

me, with the oc i created solely to ship with tweek in his older verses: nothin, mind your fucking business