#and theyre gluten free!

[stealingpotatoes]

i have once again proven that i am the morbius of baking. chocolate guy has nothing on me

[densewentz]

They're seducing me 👁👁

these are my 'oh shit I have some stuff leftover' ugly little rejects from the full dozens and so will be being viciously consumed by me later lol

(Flavors: snickerdoodle w/ cinnamon buttercream, spiced apple w/ salted caramel buttercream, peppermint mocha w/ peppermint buttercream, and carrot cake w/ cream cheese buttercream)

[asthedeathoflight]

Do you guys even know about tostones. Do you even know. Guys i need you to listen to me very carefully.

I need you to go to the store and buy a green plantain which is JUUUST starting to get a little bit yellow around the edges. And then take it home and cut off both ends and cut a slit in the peel so you can take it off and then cut it into 3/4" slices and then fry the slices in 1/4" of oil until theyre golden and then take them out and smash them flat between two plates stacked on top of each other or something and then fry them until theyre browned around the edges and then salt them and eat them while theyre still hot. You need to do this. For me.

[boxheadpaint]

really love all the replies to plant treat post, its interesting to think about and overthink about and also some responses are cute fun. my thing was the 'night' (4 or 5 am lol) before we had landed on the discussion of plants being able to see and mimic other plants and it got me lost in the concept of plants as aware thinking creatures that we can just barely understand 2) somiething fucked up happened to the formatting of this 3) Wghy is g,uten free "bread" literally the most miserablw food imagineable. Jesus fucking christ

[elfgremlin]

told dad about my celiac diagnosis (he's also celiac) and he took me grocery shopping to get some gluten free things to try

[two-calicos-in-a-trenchcoat]

My mom impulse bought some macarons from home goods yesterday and ive been trying to figure out what they taste like other than "not great"

Ive figured it out

Flavored lip gloss

Theyre super chalky and taste like flavored lip gloss

Honestly that makes them slightly easier to eat. I used to just sit in my room and eat that shit straight from the tube as a kid. The texture was better tho. Still would not recommend.

[jen-with-a-pen]

I made cookies for him and he loves them I had a dream about him last night UGHHH IT HASNT LEFFTTTTTTT

[chimeofthecomet]

happy pi day ! gonna bring these little jam pies into maths class but im artfully not showing the ones that arent as cute (the other 24)

[niredsw]

fun fact about me: i LOVE baking sweets with a passion, its been like this since i was a kid and my dad being a chef helped me learn fast, i suck at cooking but baking and the oven is my life long besties fr

[skyllion-uwu]

Me as a kid: Wheeeeee I love Disney I love going to Disney World so often I am such a Disney kid and will love them forever

Me now: *frothing at the mouth* I need the corporation to be dismantled and then I need to personally hunt down the executives for sport

[hylianengineer]

Apparently some weasels in some marketing department somewhere are now trying to sell 'plant based' food which contains dairy products. I learned this by narrowly avoiding making myself sick, because I am allergic to dairy and used to plant based meaning no animal products at all. I'm kinda grumpy they're trying to change the meaning, and I know I cannot be the only person to almost poison themself in this manner. I'm just glad I found out before I bought it, or I'd be trying to talk my one non-vegan roommate into eating a caulfilower pizza.

[victim9d]

i love experiencing somethin and going "yeah this is super foreign to tate"

[isa-ah]

I miss pizza so much

[macroglossus]

the best brownies in the world are for sale in a bakery five minutes from me but they are $4.50 apiece

[apathetic-moth]

tummy hurts, knee is newly fucked up, i was in too much pain to sleep last night, and i wanna die again :(

[cables-and-wires]

literally anytime someone mentions gluten in food there are people talking about how people complain about lack of gluten free foods or how its not actually bad for you or how only a small percent of people can't actually eat it and im so fucking tired of hearing this everytime i go on a forum or comment section regarding gluten like yeah celiac disease is pretty rare but people still have it !! i have it. people (mostly) arent faking their gluten intolerances. its not a fad as people think it is. why should i have to prove to people that me eating gluten can cause me permanant organ damage. the misinformation is making me pissed. until you have to come to the realization that you might develop stomach cancer or dementia at like age 50 please don't talk over people with celiac disease