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my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

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I hope I'm not just a mutual to you, but someone you want to bring up in irl conversation so you have to awkwardly and cryptically say "my friend..." and refuse to elaborate on my origins or the origins of our friendships

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i’ve got lingering residual bad energy from nasty customers today and i can feel it literally pooling inside me so i literally just stood up and wiggled the fuck out of every part of my body and tbh i do feel better

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I've got no excuse I'm just always blasting

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oh my god if you go back to touch the relic again, it actually activates!!!

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i envy ppl who can provide deep analysis about their favorite media and/or characters b/c whenever i like something a lot it looks like:

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“I want to play their favorite song, but you know they love to sue.”

Pretended he wasn't gonna do it. Gave Drake a false sense of hope and 5 minutes later dropped the hammer lmfao.

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Trying to imagine the siege of Weisshaupt from the perspective of a normal warden: A random woman appears with a terrifying assassin that’s POSSESSED and a warden that’s got a FUCKING GRIFFON, says she’s here to kill the evil cloud in the sky, punches your leader unconscious and then sets herself up as bait in the dragon trap for an archdemon????

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"You like to walk a little too close to the edge..." "So do you."

LUCANIS DELLAMORTE ❤️‍🔥 Dragon Age: The Veilguard (2024)

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what if we both struggled with our faith and we got really toxic about it

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I was overstimulated and now I’m evil

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my fave dragon age romance options bc look how cuuuuute

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You can’t let this stupid ass evil world rob you of your vibe don’t let them do that to u

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it's "thinking about kaidan alenko's big brown eyes" saturday folks

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A reminder to the "the American government wouldn't..." crowd. They have. They have made their own internment camps before. They have rounded up innocent citizens and immigrants before. The victims of which are still alive to this day and trying to share their stories with the world, they have been trying to warn us for a long time. George Takei (as seen above) is a famous example of this. He has written about his experiences time and time again, even publishing a book talking about his time in these camps. He may be famous now, but at the time he was just another kid forced from his home. To this day he still firmly dedicates himself to trying to educate and inform people, trying to spread awareness with his platform. The American Government can and will do terrible things. Do not let anyone convince you otherwise.