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one thing abt me is I will lowkey gatekeep Hard Times by Ethel Cain bc I'm sorry? she was inside my bones with that one?

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my favourite eczema activity is putting on my prescribed cream and then scratching myself raw reopening it all a few hours later

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Posts that would be found on the Sunnydale High meme account, in roughly chronological order:

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who let biologists play dnd

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having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

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LMAO😭

screenshot from twitter: 4virgil_lfc

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Thank you @mothercain for perverts i can finally complete this

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literally the only thing on my mind right now is the complete destruction of America

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i hate it here im gonna [remembers suicide jokes are bad for mental health] find the Avatar and restore my honor

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I don't need someone to match my freak; I need someone to complement my freak. Accentuate and accent my freak. Plus, we gotta diversify our freak portfolio here -- combine our efforts to cover the greatest amount of freakage instead of seeking freak redundancy.

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it feels like the 63rd of january

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don't go into marine biology my dad was a marine biologist and he got eaten by an imitation crab

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i genuinely get whiplash every time i hear the first note of televangelism

what a song

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@/hisethelcain. “39 ways to sauteé wild mushrooms” twitter, 26 feb 2020.

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"dolphins are completely evil" I actually don't think we should assign human morality to animals with no concept of law or civilisation with an intelligence roughly equating to that of a toddler

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me, three hours into tidying my room having achieved nothing:

“i should take a break”