#dense rambles

[densewentz]

just say I was the top listener spotify smh

[iridescentpull]

There are actual tears in my eyes

[dragon-subway]

ok but what do you think cemeteries on coruscant are like?

[forestshadow-wolf]

Ghost completely forgetting to ask soap out so he goes MONTHS just assuming that they're in a relationship. It all comes to a head when ghost says something to tip soap off to the fact that ghost thinks they're officially together.

Soap's just like "wait what?"

And ghost just freezes for a moment as the realization dawns on him that "... I forgot to ask you out, didn't I?"

And soap, a little slack jawed, just nods at him

[clopiya]

big fan of how noelle will leave susie baffled at everything she says

[solarfracture]

Been watching Rescuebots here and there when Im bored and it turns out I kinda ship Blades and Chase. Blades is by far my most fave, he is just so silly and cute. I saw this scene and like?? HELLO? It got me thinking. I think the two of them would be SO cute together. Also second image, Blades just looks so cute here kicking his pedes. UGH.

Anyways have some:

Blades/Chase HCs and Ramblings

Blades is taller than Chase, but is overall lankier. This is because I simply find it cute.

Blades likes to cling onto Chase when its just the two of them.

Chase enjoys how bright Blades is in comparison to him. He thinks his orange paint looks good against his dark blue.

They both are way too dense to realize that either of them likes each other. Dani is actually the first one to notice that Blades acts a little more nervous around Chase compared to anyone else. She points it out to Blades and he becomes HYPER aware of Chase from then on out. He trips over his own words and blushes way too easily towards Chase.

Chase of course does not notice anything. Very much the type of mech who does not realize flirting or anything unless its extremely blatant. He only finds Blades to be cute, but its not like is processor actually realizes that thats what he is feeling towards blades. To him it’s simply a fact, as Blades more round chassis and his overall demeanor is just more adorable than Boulder’s or Heatwave’s. Chase has commented on Blade’s cuteness in front of others so matter of factly and that threw Blades’ processor in a tizzy.

Blades has definitely caused some messes due to being too distracted by looking at Chase. Blades tends to be very awkward around Chase when he gets way too close to him.

Charlie takes a while to realize how Chase feels towards Blades, but assumes that Chase knew his own feelings (he didnt). Chase denies any such feelings towards Blades, but now the thought is in his processor. He slowly realizes that the way he thinks about Blades is totally different than how he views Boulder and Heatwave.

Other than Dani and Charlie, no one else really thinks twice on how Blades and Chase might be into each other. Dani noticed because Blades tends to ramble and she put two and two together. I like to think that she might’ve tried to subtly parse out how Chase might feel by asking Charlie about if Chase ever talks about Blades. Chase of course does not really talk about such thoughts with Charlie, so Charlie is confused by this whole interaction. Then it clicks in Charlies head that like, Chase tends to look at Blades a lot.

Chase thinks Blades’ rotor blades are fascinating to look at. They tend to move and twitch according to his emotions. Probably fluttering whenever Blades gets embarrassed.

Whenever Blades fanboys over Bumblebee, Chase feels a bit of jealousy. He doesn’t realize its jealousy though, hes too dense to realize it.

Eventually Dani accidentally slips out how Blades feels in the presence of Frankie and she immediately tells Cody. The two of them are surprised but immediately Frankie tries to figure out how Chase might feel. Cody isn’t so sure about this endeavor, but goes along with it anyways as he really wants to find out as well.

Frankie and Cody set the two on a date and Chase is like so suspicious of why he was brought out to a clearing in the forest for like no reason. Blades shows up and the two of them are like “Why are you here?”

They have a really cute time together not realizing that its a date. They just make the most of the night by looking at the stars together.

They start spending more time together meeting up at night, and eventually start holding hands as they sit together under the night sky. Their relationship is clearly not the same as it was before, but neither of them realize it. Blades is so anxious and nervous about liking Chase that he convinces himself that Chase doesn’t like him back and he just is being a very good friend towards Blades.

Chase realizes that he is very much enjoying his time with Blades, and after doing some research and reading on the reason as to why his spark feels strange lately. Comes to the conclusion that he is sick, and brings it up with Boulder. Boulder, who enjoys reading romance in his spare time, questions him if his spark feels strange when he is around Blades. Boulder was pretty quick to assume Blades, as there was no way it was Heatwave. Chase now realizes he is in love with Blades, and begins his process in what he thinks would be courting Blades.

Blades does not recognize that Chase is now courting him, Chase is just being a REALLY good friend. Like wow. Amazing and caring friend. Blades talks about Chase to Dani, and Dani just looks at him incredulously and is like “Blades, he is totally into you.” Of course Blades denies it.

As time goes on, Blades is doing things that are reciprocating the courtship all the while telling himself that Chase and him are totally just being good friends only. That he is hiding his crush on Chase so well, as he does not want to ruin their current friendship. Chase at that point assumes the two of them are in a relationship because Blades is reciprocating his courtship.

Heatwave finally notices the change in behavior between the two, and questions Chase about it. Chase simply informs him that yes, he and Blades are in the process of conjuxing.

Of course, Blades has no idea that basically everyone but him knows that he and Chase are an item. No one really confronts Blades either as he tends to shut down the conversation and gets far too embarrassed to let others know that he has a crush on Chase. They just assume that he gets too flustered and would rather keep things under wraps. So they respect him and don’t make a big deal about him conjuxing Chase until the two fully announce it.

Which doesn’t happen for a long time.

During one of their date nights (unbeknownst to Blades) Chase leans in to kiss Blades. Blades processor goes blank and is like so shocked

“Chase? Do you like me?”

“I would not be courting you if I didn’t.”

“YOU WERE COURTING ME?”

Blades is fucking dead. His crush has been courting him??? Since when???

Chase looks confused and is like “I thought you knew this. We have been following courtship protocol rather smoothly.”

They had both done all of the Conjux Ritus, only not yet having done the act of devotion. They have been holding hands so much during each date night! Blades would even lean against Chase as they spoke about whatever came to mind, or when Blades put on some human movie for the two of them to watch.

Blades merely responds with a small “Oh”

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

My friend @rainbowcat-writing hit me with the absolute best au idea the other day. The concept? Sun and Moon as Big Magical Lion(-Shapeshifting-Centaur) Creatures that r in love with Y/N, a conservation manager, and absolutely will not stop being big lovey dovey baby meow meows abt it

To copy and paste a good summary from the discord convos last night:

reader works on a conservation team set up in the field, finds Moon wounded, patches him up, keeps coming back to check on him, meets Sun, sun n moon get attached, guess what th two really big scarily smart lions are actually lion,, centaur. creatures and theyve understood everything youve said also they keep calling you their mate and ur pretty sure theyre flirting with u but its “””hard to tell”””

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sun and moon: our mate :3 tiny human mate. we will make such a good pride with u, who is our mate.

reader: hmmmmm. i think maybe, just maybe,,,,,, they might be exhibiting some courtship behaviors. but i cant be sure if they are or for what reason,, its a mystery

(Vanessa is the security team lead and connects the dots after watching the Strangely Intelligent And Very Big Lions that have been lurking around camp for several weeks leaving ‘gifts’ (pretty flowers, dead animals, one time a twisty-shaped tree branch only bc it looked like something a human would find interesting) one day straight up just grab reader by the back of their shirt and drag them off all while Reader is shouting that they’re fine and it’s not a big deal you’ll be back in like two hours tops and she’s just like “alright yknow what? fuck it. whatever. I don’t even care anymore. so long as they don’t eat the moron they can just go nuts about it” as she pours liquor into her fifth coffee of the day)

[wandering-wolf23]

PSA

Things I should not have to say:

Don't threaten to blow up pro-shippers on social media. That's called a terroristic threat. Don't even joke about it. You might think it's funny and it might get a few eye rolls from the adults in the room, but the DoJ/FBI/Homeland Security/People it gets reported to have no sense of humor.

Trust me. I work with them. I swear any sense of humor gets trained out of them.

At best, they're going to knock on your door and explain to your parents/partners/assorted housemates what you're doing online. At worst, it's a no knock raid because they think you're a terrorist.

All it takes is one person reporting what you said. What may be an obvious joke to you probably isn't to the team of people going through the cyber tip line. While you might be joking, Cletus in Montana with the pile of tannerite talking about how he wants to blow up the government probably isn't. There have been too many Cletuses recently for online threats to be ignored.

TL;DR: Don't be a fucking dumb ass and make threats on social media. It's a good way to ruin your life.

[amtrashlmao]

homoverse really out here making the wriolette fanfics THEMSELVES

happy pride month omg

[fuedalreesespieces]

sota's brave confession of love being that episode:

[worth noting here that in the dub the way richard says "WHAT-ever..." priceless.]

[also worth noting that in the dub he says "you already said that" instead of "hah! what're you saying?!" which feels more like an inuyasha response to me. then again we'll never know since this is technically anime-only, and while i tend not to like a lot of inuyasha filler, if it's in the modern day i will eat it up. every. time.]

inuyasha being stunned by the sheer amount of goods in a grocery store...gold. earlier in this episode he also seemed enamored by baked goods, and i wonder if he's ever really had anything resembling it? bread made its way to japan mid-16th century via portuguese traders, so it's likely he's never had anything like it and the smell must've been new to him - it would've been interesting if we'd seen him trying all these new foods!

i can never decide whether or not sunrise likes inukag bc they'll cut out canon scenes of them but then insert scenes like this in their filler eps...what game are ya'll playing? but flustered inuyasha is adorable so i can't complain this time.

eavesdropping...

i'm sorry WHERE is he getting these questions from i actually burst out laughing

called out by an eight year old...

i don't care whether or not this is ooc because i laughed way too hard like he really got dragged from potential sleep to deal with this LMAO

this is the cutest thing i've ever seen and it only gets better:

shortly after: sota getting kicked out of his own house after chickening out for the tenth time this episode

smol

flustered inukag my beloved...

anyway this episode is a dumb fun and i love it to an insane degree. the only part i would say is out of character (at least, more out of character than sunrise already does inuyasha) is when he literally makes this face at the thought of confessing to kagome:

coming from the guy who was pretty open about his feelings in the manga and quite literally told kagome - thinking she was hearing him - that he likes seeing her smile and feels relieved when he's by her side, i don't see him getting this flustered - but the face he makes is priceless.

[riiver000]

I HATE IT ALL MY ART IS SO INCONSISTENT i am the worst artist ever actually im gonna pee

[densewentz]

honestly i'd dig a fic where the Cat King (after getting blitzed by esther and reforming as a new cat) goes limping and pathetic to find Edwin only for Edwin not to recognize him in his new Cat appearance and who proceeds to take care of and exasperatedly fawn over this quiet new companion.

Charles and the New Cat have an inexplicable vendetta no one else in the office understands, Niko is obsessed with dressing the cat up, Crystal just wants the thing to stop shredding and shedding on her clothes. Edwin likes the way the cat purrs softly against his chest late at night when the others have gone to rest. He talks to it about everything and anything, and CK (now pretty well trapped in his sort of accidentalish ruse) has to figure out a way to come clean without totally fucking up whatever tentative thing he's managed to cobble together with his favorite Dead Boy.

[lixel-5]

portal x tsp thanksgiving

stanley hosts it but only invites the narrator, chell (him and chell are siblings i will die on this hill), and the settings person.

the settings person did not come.

glados also comes because “chell would be unable to function without her guiding voice”

wheatly also comes from some fucking reason, no one invited him. he just showed up holding a pie. glados yells at him to get out but stanley lets him stay for no apparent reason (he later tells chell he just wanted more drama).

the food’s. average. stanley cooked 90% of it, minus the unidentifiable pie wheatly brought.

stanley and chell sit next to each other saying nothing, but occasionally sharing eye contact. they’re getting along well.

the narrator and glados are fighting from either ends of the table about some stupid shit. 20 minutes later they’re watching tv and drinking wine while having a pleasant conversation.

while their fighting, wheatly tries to strick up a conversation with chell and stanley. it doesnt work (mute and too stubborn to speak) and he ends up rambling about something, unaware of the various insults being thrown behind him

“stanley, i think this american tradition of your’s went rather well, didn’t it!” the narrator says, waving goodbye to glados and glados alone.

wheatly is still in their apartment for some reason and the narrator has to kick him out using force.

[welcometogrouchland]

Oz brainrot struck again. Imagine for a minute we are fusing wicked the musical canon w/ 1939 movie canon and maybe some book canon for flavour. Elphaba could've avoided the whole melting situation w/ Dorothy and co by simply monologuing at them doofenshmirtz style. And while I can't recall if Fiyero/scarecrow and Bok/the tinman have their memories in tact (I think it's different between wicked the book and wicked the musical???), imagine for a second they do. You are 11 year old Dorothy Gale.

What do you do with all that information?

You're not going to kill the witch anymore you think bc you're pretty sure the wizard is using you as a puppet in a fascist police state. You could go to Glinda bc she was tight w/ your captor/new ally(?) at one point but she also seems to be deeply suckered in by said fascist police state. Could you change her mind? It seems like she mostly has a complex about social standing and individuality, maybe now that there's more of you she'll help you kill the wizard? Make it a girls trip!

...But do you even want to kill the wizard?? You're 11! you don't really want to kill anyone! but the mean green lady seems VERY adamant about that route. Also circling back to the comically sad life of said mean green lady- not only has she shagged one of your travelling companions (WHO USED TO BE A MAN????) but one of your OTHER travelling companions (also used to be a man but that's less surprising maybe) is her ex-brother-in- law who probably teamed up with you only bc he seemed to have hated his bitch wife (rude??) and his in-laws and your OTHER other travelling companion was rescued by the mean green lady as a baby and is also a part of an oppressed ethnic class in this world. And is a lion. Supposedly there was always a lion but who could trust any of these sickos with information at this point?

You are Dorothy Gale, you're 11 years old and trapped in an unfamiliar world and have come to the frightening realisation that you are the only adult in this fuck ass evil castle and potentially in all the land.

You're asking Aunt Em for a raise after all this. You weren't paid before. But you will be asking for a raise.

[huginsmemory]

There's always like this weird intimacy when you rock up to the counter to pay for books at a bookstore. Like. Yeah these are the books I'm buying. Yeah I know. Yeah I'm buying the Book of Bill and the book Adult Children of Emotionally Immature Parents. I'm sure the latter is in no way related to why I enjoy the former. It's fine. I might as well disembowel myself in front of you it's less intimate.

[stormsandskies]

i will never understand people making steve rogers a goody two shoes

like i’m sorry the guy who was illegally signing up for the military with false documents?? that steve rogers?? the guy who helped steal a plane and flew it into enemy territory to rescue one man?? that steve rogers??

i fear that man is actually a terrible listener and does what he thinks is right even if it is less then legal