#dense rambles

[densewentz]

honestly i'd dig a fic where the Cat King (after getting blitzed by esther and reforming as a new cat) goes limping and pathetic to find Edwin only for Edwin not to recognize him in his new Cat appearance and who proceeds to take care of and exasperatedly fawn over this quiet new companion.

Charles and the New Cat have an inexplicable vendetta no one else in the office understands, Niko is obsessed with dressing the cat up, Crystal just wants the thing to stop shredding and shedding on her clothes. Edwin likes the way the cat purrs softly against his chest late at night when the others have gone to rest. He talks to it about everything and anything, and CK (now pretty well trapped in his sort of accidentalish ruse) has to figure out a way to come clean without totally fucking up whatever tentative thing he's managed to cobble together with his favorite Dead Boy.

[iridescentpull]

There are actual tears in my eyes

[dragon-subway]

ok but what do you think cemeteries on coruscant are like?

[forestshadow-wolf]

Ghost completely forgetting to ask soap out so he goes MONTHS just assuming that they're in a relationship. It all comes to a head when ghost says something to tip soap off to the fact that ghost thinks they're officially together.

Soap's just like "wait what?"

And ghost just freezes for a moment as the realization dawns on him that "... I forgot to ask you out, didn't I?"

And soap, a little slack jawed, just nods at him

[clopiya]

big fan of how noelle will leave susie baffled at everything she says

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

My friend @rainbowcat-writing hit me with the absolute best au idea the other day. The concept? Sun and Moon as Big Magical Lion(-Shapeshifting-Centaur) Creatures that r in love with Y/N, a conservation manager, and absolutely will not stop being big lovey dovey baby meow meows abt it

To copy and paste a good summary from the discord convos last night:

reader works on a conservation team set up in the field, finds Moon wounded, patches him up, keeps coming back to check on him, meets Sun, sun n moon get attached, guess what th two really big scarily smart lions are actually lion,, centaur. creatures and theyve understood everything youve said also they keep calling you their mate and ur pretty sure theyre flirting with u but its “””hard to tell”””

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sun and moon: our mate :3 tiny human mate. we will make such a good pride with u, who is our mate.

reader: hmmmmm. i think maybe, just maybe,,,,,, they might be exhibiting some courtship behaviors. but i cant be sure if they are or for what reason,, its a mystery

(Vanessa is the security team lead and connects the dots after watching the Strangely Intelligent And Very Big Lions that have been lurking around camp for several weeks leaving ‘gifts’ (pretty flowers, dead animals, one time a twisty-shaped tree branch only bc it looked like something a human would find interesting) one day straight up just grab reader by the back of their shirt and drag them off all while Reader is shouting that they’re fine and it’s not a big deal you’ll be back in like two hours tops and she’s just like “alright yknow what? fuck it. whatever. I don’t even care anymore. so long as they don’t eat the moron they can just go nuts about it” as she pours liquor into her fifth coffee of the day)

[wandering-wolf23]

PSA

Things I should not have to say:

Don't threaten to blow up pro-shippers on social media. That's called a terroristic threat. Don't even joke about it. You might think it's funny and it might get a few eye rolls from the adults in the room, but the DoJ/FBI/Homeland Security/People it gets reported to have no sense of humor.

Trust me. I work with them. I swear any sense of humor gets trained out of them.

At best, they're going to knock on your door and explain to your parents/partners/assorted housemates what you're doing online. At worst, it's a no knock raid because they think you're a terrorist.

All it takes is one person reporting what you said. What may be an obvious joke to you probably isn't to the team of people going through the cyber tip line. While you might be joking, Cletus in Montana with the pile of tannerite talking about how he wants to blow up the government probably isn't. There have been too many Cletuses recently for online threats to be ignored.

TL;DR: Don't be a fucking dumb ass and make threats on social media. It's a good way to ruin your life.

[amtrashlmao]

homoverse really out here making the wriolette fanfics THEMSELVES

happy pride month omg

[fuedalreesespieces]

sota's brave confession of love being that episode:

[worth noting here that in the dub the way richard says "WHAT-ever..." priceless.]

[also worth noting that in the dub he says "you already said that" instead of "hah! what're you saying?!" which feels more like an inuyasha response to me. then again we'll never know since this is technically anime-only, and while i tend not to like a lot of inuyasha filler, if it's in the modern day i will eat it up. every. time.]

inuyasha being stunned by the sheer amount of goods in a grocery store...gold. earlier in this episode he also seemed enamored by baked goods, and i wonder if he's ever really had anything resembling it? bread made its way to japan mid-16th century via portuguese traders, so it's likely he's never had anything like it and the smell must've been new to him - it would've been interesting if we'd seen him trying all these new foods!

i can never decide whether or not sunrise likes inukag bc they'll cut out canon scenes of them but then insert scenes like this in their filler eps...what game are ya'll playing? but flustered inuyasha is adorable so i can't complain this time.

eavesdropping...

i'm sorry WHERE is he getting these questions from i actually burst out laughing

called out by an eight year old...

i don't care whether or not this is ooc because i laughed way too hard like he really got dragged from potential sleep to deal with this LMAO

this is the cutest thing i've ever seen and it only gets better:

shortly after: sota getting kicked out of his own house after chickening out for the tenth time this episode

smol

flustered inukag my beloved...

anyway this episode is a dumb fun and i love it to an insane degree. the only part i would say is out of character (at least, more out of character than sunrise already does inuyasha) is when he literally makes this face at the thought of confessing to kagome:

coming from the guy who was pretty open about his feelings in the manga and quite literally told kagome - thinking she was hearing him - that he likes seeing her smile and feels relieved when he's by her side, i don't see him getting this flustered - but the face he makes is priceless.

[stormsandskies]

i will never understand people making steve rogers a goody two shoes

like i’m sorry the guy who was illegally signing up for the military with false documents?? that steve rogers?? the guy who helped steal a plane and flew it into enemy territory to rescue one man?? that steve rogers??

i fear that man is actually a terrible listener and does what he thinks is right even if it is less then legal

[densewentz]

okay but if we apply the "people who die/almost die can see ghosts" logic from DBD to Hob Gadling, that means he quite possibly had to watch Eleanor and Robyn get taken on to the sunless lands. Like I'm sorry but give me a Hob who has to beg Robyn to move on. Robyn who doesn't want his da to waste away alone, who is determined to stay and so so sorry he did something stupid and got himself killed. and Hob who knows there's no life to be had with Robyn lingering just for Hob's sake, who knows his sweet gentle boy with his mother's hair and Hob's cheeky grin absolutely must be destined for a soft afterlife, who has to choke back his own grief and beg Robyn to go.

[biggiesnails]

Dude it’s so crazy how much happier I’ve been after cutting out a toxic person from my life. Like it’s been maybe a week and a half and I feel so much better.

I didn’t even realize I was sad when I was around them, but now that they’re gone I’m looking back at myself like “bitch you lived LIKE THAT”

I started doing things that they would have mocked me for, and getting into mediums that they would call cringe and what not, and it’s so.. freeing?

Anyways I started playing Friday night funkin lmao, fun. Silly fun game. It’s nice not to have some cunt making fun of me 24/7

Yippee

[psalm40speakstome]

So many of the adults in Family By Choice make me to feral to form cognitive thought I’m just all

San Ha’s Mother, Hae Joon’s Dad, the Aunt, The UNCLE, ETC…

[my-cursed-brain]

I'm certain that the reason Rook's hair has so much volume in the Savanaclaw card is because of neglect. I can barely take care of my hair most days, so my hair ends up with the same kind of poof because I only have the energy to use shampoo and let it air dry.

[naneki-maid]

reading interview with the vampire rn and it’s crazy because I feel like I’ve spent nearly the entirety of the novel thinking about wtf lestats problem is and now after meeting the vampires of France im like ohhh—wait. nothing was wrong with Lestat. as a matter of fact, I really wish Louis and Claudia could go back to their home in New Orleans along with Lestat, where their only real problem was the occasional existential crisis, because these vampires are trash.

[myuminji]

I don't think it delivers well in one panel so I expanded it _( :⁍ 」 )_