#and theyre both eating burgers because yes

[fruitstopia]

┊❛ 𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦 & ed 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘯 𝖺𝗌 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝖾𝗀𝗂𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗌 ❜┊hcsᵎᵎ

A / N : ( the warrens tv ver ofc x lil!reader - no pronouns mentioned ) sighs lovingly lorraine... she ' s so mama !!! & i can ' t seperate her from ed :((( theyre both caregiver material you cant tell me otherwise!! also tumblr posted rhis b4 i edited it , idk how . . . sk if you ' ve seen me posted this b4 . . . no you havent!!

━━ mama lorraine.. or mommy-! whichever you prefer she doesnt mind :3 is the most gentlest , sweetest , patient & loving mama in da whole wide world!!!!

━━ mama! lorraine loOoves music ~ i could see she and dada! ed have their own collection of vinyls ! after dinner they like to put your favourite one on and mama takes you twirlin' ( not too hard ofc! she doesnt want u to have an upset tummy ) while papa watches nd do da dishes :((

━━ mama! lorraine 's such a great cook ! y ' all barely go out to eat cuz the world ' s best cook is here & she ' s your mama !

━━ mama lorraine who sings you lullabies before bed or whenever youre sad :( having you on her lap as her fingers weaved through your hair , leaning down to u then whisper " oh poor baby , cry it all out darling . . . it ' s okay . . mama ' s here "

━━ mama lorraine often get nightmares about smth bad happenin' to you or papa :'((( everytime that happens she ' d go to your nursery to sit on your rocking chair and watch you breathe , it calms her down .

━━ mama lorraine who keeps a piece of you wherever she goes , on her locket theres a picture of the three of you together & on the bag she usually wears theres a little teddybear keychain you picked out for her , everytime she misses you she ' ll take it in her hand and rub the fabric

━━ mama lorraine often scolds dada! ed for not being able to say no to you , the look she gives him everytime he said yes to you for a toy or more sweets is priceless

━━ dada ed . . . would be such a fun caregiver! the type to chase you around the house or play hide & seek with you

━━ dada ed is wrapped around your finger because he could never say no to those eyes!! could never scold you either it ' s always 'mama said' or 'mama will get mad if you don ' t'

━━ dada ed would often take you in car drives ! lots of trips to burger shacks buying u french fries 'nd ice cream , washing the car together & car - karaoke .

━━ when the car needs fixing he ' ll bring you down to the garage and you ' ll be his lil helper , youre sitting on a stool with a helmet on your head ( dada puts that there for 'just incase' ) & he ' s under the car with a hand reached out " can u hand me the wrench baby " u handed him a power drill " woahhh ! okay that ' s not the one bubs , here let daddy have it . . maybe you should just watch for now , okay? " he proceeds the next two hours explaining to u about every tools in the toolbox

━━ and that ' s how you knew what allen wrenches are for .

━━ y'all know how they like to match with each other on their outifts? like dada ' s tie matches with mama ' s skirt , etc etc - well they like to make you match with them aswell ! i imagined mama! lorraine knows how to sow - she ' ll make you matching scarfs , bows , bonnets , leg warmers & even stuffies !

━━ also both mama & papa are the best storytellers ever , they ' ll go deep into character and mimics the characters for you ! bedtime stories with them would be so much fun !

━━ regarding to what age you regress , when youre smaller mama lorraine likes to take the wheel & put all of her attention on you. while papa ! ed admires with a smile , don ' t get me wrong he loves baby you but he knows caring for you in that age brings mama lots of solace , so he ' ll let her hold you much longer , feeds you herself , let her take her time with u , because he 's happy that she ' s happy

[winderlylandchime]

Hello, so after we finished 2x18, it started to pour like crazy and we ended up losing power in our neighborhood for well over a day. Which means this man ended the day at like 5 pm with Justin cheating and he was miserable. I forgot how horrible it is to experience this storyline for the first time. Anyway i am now here with 2x19(1/2) and the meltdown of it all: ‘awww Ted calls him Bri just like me! Look how cute he is, god damn it Justin!’ The groan he just let out at the sight of Ethan and Justin. He immediately paused it and went to get himself candy and he is so angry that he can’t drink alcohol. ‘I’m actually about to puke out the burger I just ate. This is actually making me nauseous and also making me pissed at Justin’ *mocks Ethan in a childish voice* his instrument? He’s his instrument? Id say he can shove it up his ass but he already did. CHEATER! I am begging you to fast forward it (oh how I wish i could) this is hideous! HIDEOUS! Justin, do you not feel gross with yourself?’ *mocks Ethan again* big plans tonight? YEAH BRIAN! BIGGER! BETTER! Bitch!’ He now paused the tv cause he got frustrated, it paused on Ethan and he yelled out FUCK NO and started the ep again until he could pause it on something that wasn’t Ethan. ‘That’s nice? Being a starving artist is nice? If someone said that to me I’d throw a punch! I DESERVE TO EAT EVERY NIGHT! Oh look at him, he it just itching to ask about Brian..HA HA YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A SIDE DICK and not even a good one at that! *mocks him again* oh if he stayed sometime you could wake up together? I hate both of you. I hope every coffee you drink burns your tongue! You know, Brian can be A LOT but even he doesn’t deserve to be cheated on’ He got so relieved when Ethan went off screen only for Carl to pop up. He is already done with this ep. ‘……oh but they aren’t homophobic?..Debbie. fuck you. THEYRE GONNA BOWL TOGETHER? TIME FOR BRIAN TO SHINE!!!’ ‘This sounds really weird but I like it when Brian is working. Oh look what the cat dragged in. A CHEATER! Oh you were studying? Let me guess, classical music? Oh, you’re gonna shower are you? I wonder why?! oh Brian is a little suspicious. I need him to get caught. I hate this because I love Blondie so much but this? This isn’t it. So right now, he is on my shit list! THEY GOT FUCKING BOWIE ON THE SOUNDTRACK! I mean i know he was on in s1 BUT FUCK SHIT FUCK! BOWIE!!!!! I love Bowie!…*pauses tv* do you have any clue what this song is about? LOOK IT UP! *starts ep again* ….is he gonna tell him? What WAS JUSTIN GONNA SAY?! Oh you coward!’ ‘Okay, my dear lesbians. I am an *makes a weak fist* ally but I’m gonna need yall to fuck off because i have other stuff to worry about’ ‘oh look it’s Mikey and Cheat- WHY IS THERE VIOLIN MUSIC?! HE WAS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN FOR TWO SEASONS AND NOW HE’S ON EVERY FUCKING CORNER?!?! MAKE IT MAKE SENSE MY MAN. JUSTIN! NO! ENOUGH..oh fuck you’ He is so pissed off at Ethan right now that he is fake criticizing his violin playing as if he knows what he’s talking about ‘CHEATER! Yes. RAGE! Which is about his BOYFRIEND! DUDE HE HAS A BOYFRIEND BACK THE FUCK OFF! Why would you want to go watch a oui oui movie? Justin, you literally don’t like half of what this dude is talking about or offering so why are you acting so fucking smitten? MIKEY, GET HIS ASS! Oh boohoo the french movie is a parallel to Justin and Brian and this fucker, isn’t it? WHY ARE THEY KISSING! NO KISSING RULE FOR FUCKS SAKE JUSTIN YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD! No offense, my man..actually scratch that, full offense but you two suck at kissing each other. WHERE IS MICHAEL THE ONE TIME I WANT HIM- THERE HE IS MICHAEL!! GO TO BRIAN TELL BRIAN! PLEASE DO IT PLEASEEEEEE!’ He is so stressed out, he had to take his sweater off because he was getting so heated. I swear this is the only thing that makes it worth watching Ethan.. ‘TED AND BRI! I like these two, i feel so bad for Brian. Poor guy. Ted, my man, when you do porn, you become desensitized to it. It’s true I watched a video about it. Oh look at that, two besties talking about sex fantasies’

YOU LOST POWER AFTER 218??? Oh my god. I'm surprised your brother survived. I would have diedddddd.

Groaning at the sight of Ethan. YEP

Loving Bowie on the soundtrack. YEP

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE. YEP

Screaming at Justin. YEP

Your brother is breaking down but for all the right reasons.

[unionizedwizard]

like first of all i had never seen so much pink in one room <- love pink it's not a negative thing. but it was Really Obvious. they've got this whole powdery pink/soft gold/black color scheme going on, every single accessory or furnishing/decorative item is pink, even the walls are a kind of cream color with a mix of gold, black and pink sparkles (?). the hairdresser usually takes her small dog (iirc it's a yorkshire terrier) to work and she (the dog. not the hairdresser) has a pink satin bow in her hair and a special little dog bed (which is, as you probably guessed: pink), but she wasnt there today because it's too cold. (the hairdresser—a lovely woman—also has pinkish maroon hair). a long-time customer showed up to give her flowers for her birthday (SO cute honestly) and she put them in a PINK glass vase (also love the fact she does have spare vases sitting around?). her colleague was also wearing a bright pink sweater

but what was truly fascinating was the conversation. 4 middle aged to elderly women. it went like:

Food. A tentative joke about heavy, cheese-based winter dishes from one of the customers ("my son can't have enough of it, so i made some yesterday"), obviously gauging the general opinion. Immediate backlash: "oh, but that's really bad for cholesterol" "and so rich!". Hasty reassurance from the customer: "oh, i know, i only make it once a year. Anyway, i like vegetables more than meat". Chorus of approval followed by the second customer saying she "had to stop at a motorway service station mcdonalds on her way back home during the holidays" and had to ask her [husband? son?] to eat her fries because she could "barely" eat her burger to begin with. "And would you believe it, the restaurant was packed! people really like it!". Sighs and exclamations ("it's hard to believe it, but people do actually enjoy junk food. I don't know how they do it")

This foundation of understanding having been established ("we are all of us performing womanhood to a satisfactory degree"), the conversation went on to cover a few family matters and eventually the question of rape allegations against famous men. General derision: "well, we can be sure she's in for the money", "i really don't know that these allegations are true. i mean, he does look like a nice, good-natured young man, doesn't he?", "of course, some allegations may be true, but in this case, i really don't see how it can be...". and finally, the hairdresser had the last word: (laughing) "well, i'm going to start saying that brad pitt raped me—either brad pitt or david beckham!"

they went on to talk about US politics, namely the elections: "so terrible that trump won, although it was only to be expected" "yes, remember how hillary clinton lost? they would never have elected a woman. these americans, they're far too traditionalist" "he is crazy, isnt he? nobody knows what he'll do" "all the same, he did say he would care for his own country and not the others', so there may be some wisdom to be found here!"

and then they were done with the 2 customers and other people showed up for their appointments so the general conversation died down

There was something really interesting here, about the values of petit-bourgeois/working to middle class womanhood as a class. It's very blatant that theyre protecting both their status in society and men as a whole but are still vaguely aware of (white, liberal) feminism (on a very shaky ideological ground); both establishing camaraderie and performing scrutiny/surveillance wrt diet culture (making sure everyone is on the same page here, at least verbally). You get to be part of the in-group by signalling your own virtue (liking vegetables better than meat) and disgust (how can people enjoy eating junk food?) around the #1 femininity control test (managing your own caloric intake). Which leads to more abstract and wider societal questions re: rape culture. Etc etc

went to have my hair cut this morning and honestly, hairdresser salons are such a fascinating insight into The_FeminineTM, i'm hooked

[dogsinspaceandyou]

I am re-using Tumblr just for this blog, please give me some nice garbage x happy Headcanons, not need to be all romantic but like, slice of life? Plz and that k you

I don’t fully understand slice of life, but I think I did pretty good. Also this is pre-relationship, like before they even realize feelings are there. I hope you like it!

Slice of life / Pre-relationship Happy x Garbage headcanons:

Garbage starts making an extra sandwich for Happy after they become friends again. He likes making them for his crew, so why not make his old friend one too? The corgi always makes sure to give Happy the sandwich before the Venus takes off for their mission. Happy really appreciates the gesture and he loves the way Garbage makes his sandwiches.

The two of them often have one-on-one friend dates. Garbage and Happy still take time to hang out with their respective crews, but they really do enjoy getting to spend time together like old times. They mainly eat at the diner or watch movies, talking about their day or reminiscing about training. Often they gossip about the other PET teams, the dogs on the M-Bark and even the things going on in the council. Happy always has the best gossip and Garbage loves listening to him talk.

Sometimes Garbage (and the Pluto crew) invite Happy to hang out after he’s done with council meetings or after missions. Surprisingly he’s merged pretty well into their group. He enjoys spending time with them, even Ed! On the other paw, merging Garbage into the Venus group has been... challenging, but Garbage is determined to get them to like him because Happy is important to him.

Garbage isn’t a fan of video games but a certain poodle is. On a day where Nomi drags most of the crew to the arcade, Garbage runs into Happy playing on various machines. Happy finds some of the games’ repetitive patterns and gameplay to be relaxing so he often comes there to destress. It now gives Garbage a reason to go to the arcade; to watch his friend play. (Garbage still can’t believe that Happy is the one that keeps beating Nomi’s highscore on her favorite alien shooter game.)

Happy is now an honary Pluto member, whether he knows it or not, and because of this, he is obligated to join the Pluto cuddle piles -started by Garbage after becoming captain and after Nomi joined the crew. Happy usually ends up in the middle with Nomi sleeping on his chest or on the outer-ring with Garbage snuggled into his side, sometimes it’s just wherever he passes out. At first Happy was reluctant to join but he quickly found all the cuddling really nice. He does every once in awhile wonder about starting a cuddle pile with his crew, but decides against it since Atlas would probably be the only one that would like it.

[its5amandimstillawake]

Ok so this may seem random but I just binge watched bobs burger, all 10 seasons of it. And I had always heard it was like American Dad or family guy, hell when I googled "what to watch if you liked Bob's burgers" or looked for shows similar American Dad and family guy came up. Now I hated family guy and American Dad growing up, my dad watched it and I just never enjoyed it. But I watched a compilation on YouTube of Bob's burgers and it seemed decent so I decided to give it a shot and im glad I did. Unlike American Dad or family guy, two shows that have the goal to offend people, and who's humor heavily relies on steriotype or references, Bob's burgers doesn't feel dated, doesn't rely on steriotype, it bases it's humor on putting these likeable character that you love into different scenarios and having them reacting to the world around them. And unlike a lot of shows, like I said watched all 10 seasons and it never really got repetitive or boring or annoying I honestly enjoyed every episode, every episode felt new and fresh, even if the idea has been done before. Now there are several things I enjoy about Bob's burgers and I just kind of felt like talking about it so

First, they all, not only love eachother, but also actually like eachother. Now I feel like a lot of people don't quite get what I mean by that. I personally love my mom, I do not like her, I don't like the way she thinks or acts, I always say that If I had met her at school or at work or something and was not related to her I wouldn't like her. I've seen many siblings who love eachother, they'll defend eachother and take care of eachother but for the most part avoid eachother especially if they're at the same school, they don't go out of their way to talk or hang out with eachother. This family all seem to actually like eachother though.

Which leads me to my next point. The Belcher siblings are personally my favorite part of the show, I was actually confused when I first started seeing them all together, because most shows seem to have that sibling relationship of love but not like, and while that's fine and can be realistic, I don't very often see a show that shows a good healthy sibling relationship of siblings actually liking eachother which can also be realistic and is a good thing to teach kids. The Belcher siblings are great, they of course defend eachother and take care of eachother but they're also friends. They walk together in between classes, theyre all in the same friend group, they go out of their way to hang out with eachother and play togetherand have fun together, they eat lunch together and scheme together. Of course they also spend time by themselves and will hang out with their mutual friends without their siblings and have friends outside of the mutual friend group, and of course they get into arguments and disagree with eachother a lot, what siblings don't? But for the most part they get along very well. You won't see any of them embarrassed to be seen with their younger siblings in or out of school, even Tina, the teenager of the group who's going through a lot for the typical teen problems including being embarrassed often and caring a lot about what others in her grade think, will hang out with her little brother and sister, and take part in their mischief, and eat lunch with them and doesn't have a problem with it.

The kids aren't the only one with a uniquely healthy relationship when it comes to these types of shows, we also have their parents, Bob and Linda. Bob isn't the steriotypicaltypical husband that's often portrayed in these types of shows, Bob isn't the husband that complains about how his wife is always nagging or jokes about how being married is awful. Linda isn't the steriotypicaltypical wife, Linda doesn't complain about how her husband can't take care of himself, or seem disgusted by her husband or seem exasperated by the kind of person her husband is. Strangely enough they seem to actually love eachother, and support and encourage eachother and care about eachother and enjoy spending time together and enjoy working together. They enjoy making small fun competitions with eachother and having fun and laughing together. They seem to bring out the best of eachother. And yes they aren't exactly in their honeymoon phase, and may not have that "spark" they first had when they first got together, and they're not exactly the pinnacle of romance, they are however a good representation of a happily married couple who genuinely love and like eachother and have been married for years. And of course they each have their flaws and they have their disagreements and arguments but who doesn't?

And the Belcher kids love and like their parents as well and enjoy being with them and involve them in their antics as well.

And they love and like their kids as well. And given each of the children it would be expected in a show like this for one or two of the children to be considered "disappointments" or "not as good as the favorite child" there's usually a kid who's clearly the favorite and one or more kids who's looked down upon by the parents and everyone else in shows like these, however Bob and Linda genuinely love and are very proud of each of their kids and they both have good relationships with all of their kids. Even in the episode where they spent the entire time showing just how much of a screw up gene was, Bob took gene aside and said that while gene could get distracted and could mess up at times that he was still very proud of him and loved him.

Bob and Linda support their kids in everything they do, even in the episode where gene got interested in "table setting" and got into a competition and his parents didn't quite understand it or understood why someone would enjoy it they still helped and encouraged him and expressed how proud they were that he found something he enjoyed doing.

It's a very healthy family and it's enjoyable to watch.

The show itself, although it has 10 seasons, doesn't ever get annoying or repetitive, every episode seems fresh, like I said binge watched the entire show and was actually pretty sad when I got the final episode and realized I was done and couldn't watch anymore, although the first season was great it got better over time, and personally I thought each season was better then the last.

I like that all the characters seem realistic, their was several episodes with the Belcher kids where I could imagine my younger self and my friends and brother doing similar things. And like I said the parents though loving also seemed like a realistic couple that have been married for years.

I also liked the consitancy. A lot of characters over time will become an exaggerated version of their former selves. For example a character like Patrick star or homer Simpson or Cosmo from fairly odd parents, who start off the show kind of dumb and clueless but not annoyingly so and are still enjoyable, over time will become so damn moronic that you wonder how they've managed to go this long without accidentally killing themselves and it becomes annoying and frustrating and they're no longer likeable.

None of the characters in this show have a character flaw that becomes so extreme they become unlikable, in fact all of the characters in the belcher family are likeable, and stay consistent, thats the point, you want to see them go through these things and want to see them win and come out on top because of how likeable they are. Louise is mischief, she's a prankster, but it's never to the point where she's unlikeable, she's still a good kid who usually doesn't go to far and when she does shes quick to see her mistake, apologize, and try to make it right, if anything a lot of times her pranks are to help defend other people or "bring justice" to people who have been wronged.

She may be a bit extreme but she's still a good kid and you want to see her come out on top. Gene can be loud and extreme and not really get hints, but he wants to befriend people and wants to help people, even though he can be gullible and a bit clueless and as a result can easily get roped into stuff, he tries to help people and make things right when he sees things going south, he's a sweet kid.

And Tina can be innapropriate, and can be selfish at times and not always see the big picture, but like gene and Louise when she sees that she's messed up she immediately tries to fix it and make things right, she has a stronger moral compass then either of her siblings and usually the voice of reason and helps people out whatever situation they're in, including her siblings who can often end up in some pretty bad situations, and is willing to take the fall for the sake of others.

Bob can by cynical, and a bit extreme about things he cares about (work, turkeys, Thanksgiving in general) and when he gets extreme he won't think things all the way through he'll just react, but he means well, he cares about his family and will put aside his obsessions for his family and is willing to sacrifice those things for his family. Hell one of the things hes obsessed with is Thanksgiving, he will make sure everything goes PERFECTLY and will get very upset if they're not perfect and will go crazy trying to make it perfect, but the reason Thanksgiving is his favorite holiday and the reason he cares so much is because of his love for his family and because Thanksgiving to him is being with your family. And even he is willing to sacrifice his Thanksgiving to be there for his friend, teddy, who's alone and without his family.

Linda can also be extreme and not think things all the way through but like bob, she means well, the times she gets extreme is typically when it involves her family and trying to do everything in her power to make them happy, and to do what she considers the morally right thing to do, even if it means going a little crazy and taking things a bit to far while doing so. I think a good example of this was when Louise got in trouble at school for causing problems, she was causing problems because a couple of kids were picking on a smaller kid and she was attempting to defend the kid, Linda thinks it's morally wrong to punish Louise for defending a kid and breaks Louis out of detention from the window (also breaking the school's AC in the process) to get her some ice cream all while having to avoid mr.frond, the school counselor who's around the same area. It's a good example of how it makes for a funny episode and flawed characters because of how extreme they can get but how they're motivation and reasonings makes them likeable and makes you root for them.

Anyway. I know this is kind of random it just kind of bothered me that I don't really see bobs burgers being talked about very often and I see it being compared to American Dad and family guy when, from what I've seen of the two shows, it's not really similar at all

[mysticmeadowscamp]

hi, i'm really sorry to bother, but i was wondering if you could tell some soft facts or ideas? like literally any of the characters, at any point in the timeline, just sumn soft 'cause i just read something upsetting and need to try and calm down from that... ily very much and you're doing an amazing job

Mmm lets see

Sometimes Remus has some disturbing thoughts and when they get too much he goes to Roman's room and plops in his bed and after a little while both of them go out for a walk

I mean it at anytime. It could be 3 am and theyre still going out

Remus considers Roman his best friend

Dee and Virgil's hugs always consist on Dee lifting Vee up and spinning a little bit. Always

Dee and Rem recently started to get lowkey excited about the idea of hanging out with the rest of the group

Before it was like "yeah okay sure why not" but now its like "Oh FUCK yeah the gang's all here"

Imagine them all vibing in a big park and theyre all saying random songs to see if Logan knows how to play it

At one point they all start singing Teenage Dirtbag

The gang had a strong argument about what cartoon was the best, Teen Titans or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and everyone threw shit on Logan because he chose Kappa Mikey

Virgil once called Burger King "Burber King" and these idiots thought it was the funniest shit they ever heard and now whenever they go over there they keep on saying "Burber King" at random times

The gang goes to the beach for a week at one point and they have an adventure lookin for crabs

They also go to the beach the next day even though its cloudy and lowkey cold but theres absolutely no one there so they get in the water because the waves are big

Roman and Logan stood there watching the stuff and takin pictures

Meanwhile Remus, Dee, Virgil, and Patton were slowly getting deeper and deeper in the water

Remus just fucking YEETS himself at the waves every time and it lowkey freaks everyone out GSNDHJDDH

Imagine the light goes out in the cabin theyre renting during the night and like Remus and Dee screech at the top of their lungs to scare the rest of the group

It worked, yes. But they all immediately catch up and started screaming as well

Logan at one point went "*sobs* please dont eat my ass, spirits" and Dee absolutely fucking lost it

It was the first time the gang ever heard Dee laugh so hard and at one point they were all crying bc they were laughing so damn much

In that trip to the seaside they were lookin at the stores and they found out that Uno had a new game called Dos and they all lost their shit and immediately bought it

They couldnt figure out how to fucking play it so it was sitting in a bag the whole ass trip

They tried to figure it out 3 times but the moment theyd get frustrated theyd throw it in the bag and play the Uno they brought instead GDHSGSJ

They also played Cards Against Humanity and in one round Roman said "I just wanna apologize in advance, i am so so sorry" as he put his card down and it was the darkest shit you could ever imagine and the whole group was a mixture of laughter and horrified faces

Dee for some reason kept on singing "I Miss You" by Blink-185 because he had it stuck in his head but he literally only sang the "WHERE ARE YOOOOUUU" and everyone wanted to hit him in the head

This started as wholesome but ended up as them being a bunch of stupid ass teenagers im sorry lmao

[im-not-a-joke]

can i get some cute byler date headcanons?

hi it is currently one am and im thinking about them so yes

- they very rarely know ahead of time for one of their dates

- because they like to be like “we’re going out tonight, no i do not care about that essay, you weren’t going to work on it anyway”

- mike dates are usually more adventurous, will dates are calm

- ok ok but one time mike planned this very nice and special date and actually told will in advance because he 1) wanted will to not stress about it and 2) was very excited

- but hes just like “hey we’re going out this friday, i’ll pick you up at 5″ and thats all the forewarning will gets

- but like mike has been planning this for ages so its all good

- he shows up at the byers’ and will opens the door and mike is like “you look nice” and will is confused because he looks the same as he always does but mike seems nervous so he goes with it

- mike drags him all across town, they stop at the arcade, they get ice cream, they hike to the top of the hill where cerebro is, they visit the quarry, literally everywhere

- mike is highkey waxing poetic about their memories and how much he loves will the whole time and will is f l u s t e r e d

- “have i ever mentioned just how pretty you are?” “you know i love you right” “i cant believe we found each other,” “i know we’re like, teens but you really feel like everything ive ever needed”

- mike has no pocket money so they end up getting burgers and eating them in the park because theyre cute like that

- so will get dragged around town all night and honestly he’s having a lot of fun but something feels off

- when they get back to the byers’, mike stops him

- “you know why tonight was so special?”

- “no, i really don’t”

- “well, two years ago on this day was the day i realized i was in love with you”

- important note: they’ve been together for like,, a little over a year at this point

- will is crying now because he’s just filled with love for this boy

- so he flings himself onto mike so suddenly mike almost falls

- they just kinda stand there hugging while will sobs for a while and its peaceful and honestly mike is crying too but he’s not going to mention it

- but eventually mike is like “hey i would love to stay like this forever but if i don’t get home soon, mom’s going to be suspicious”

- the last things they say to each other when mike walks off are as follows:

- “i love you more than anything, and i’m absolutely crazy about you”

- “we’re both crazy, together”

- will cant sleep that night because he’s too busy thinking about his boyf

- but mike is in the same predicament

[sportsarenotoxygen]

GOM valentine’s HCs

some late gom+kuroko+momoi x reader (separately) valentine’s hcs that have probably been done to death before but i still wanted to write some so here! please enjoy!

akashi

akashi definitely shows how happy and grateful he is when he gets your chocolates. so much that he’s almost acting strange if you didn’t know him so well

(because he remembers all those days his mother tried to give his father love and never received any acknowledgement in return. he is not repeating that with you)

he’s super freaking happy and smothers you with kisses and cuddles

then he starts giving back

really giving back like he stays with you the whole day, is a complete gentleman (but more than usual because let’s be real he always is), more affectionate, really does not let you lift a finger

you: sei you know it’s okay, i can carry one bag

akashi: nonsense, it’s my thanks for those chocolates you made. which i absolutely loved by the way

you: you...you said that when you paid for lunch. and when you drove us to the park. and--

akashi: it’s my thanks. for the chocolates i loved. did i mention they were delicious--

you, blushing: ohmygod okay okay fine

midorima

if it’s your unlucky day, midorima’s gonna be watching your back and making this day as good as it could get because yes he believes in oha asa but he will not allow bad luck to ruin your day because he knows you’ve been working so hard to make this day good for the both of you

if it’s his unlucky day, he’s gonna be on edge maybe even entertaining thoughts of whether he should be near you so you’ll have to reassure him that all will be fine

you, over the phone: but i have to give you my gifts!!!!!

midorima: your chances of having a good day will be drastically lowered if i’m with you, so i’ll pick them up tomorrow, nanodayo

you: shintaro! dont! you! dare! think! you! could! ruin! my! day! you make my day so you better!!!! 

midorima: i’m sorry y/n, but i don’t want to risk it

you: well i guess i’ll just wait at the cafe by myself...with all these couples around me...

midorima, guilty: fine. but only for an hour

he’s got your lucky item ready and his own when he gets there

you don’t make a letter for him though, you merely just give a speech about every thing you love about him from his belief in oha asa, to the way he looks out for you, to his love for basketball, his manner of speech and everything else (yes right in that cafe. the elderly couple in the next table over are giving you such fond looks)

by the end of it, he’s a blushing mess and that’s what your goal was all along let’s be honest

aomine

he pretends to think valentine’s a really tacky and stupid day and how ‘theres no point giving anything on this particular day its just stupid’

so much so that you hesitate when giving your chocolates 

you hesitate so much so that he notices and now that he notices he feels slightly bad and tries to drop some hints 

you, reluctantly: it’s really...all in your face huh 

aomine, swearing at himself: it’s not too bad

but when you go the whole day without giving him anything he starts getting worried

aomine, thinking: crap did you think i meant all that

of course, if you actually got him nothing that’s fine too but he doesn’t want the reason you got him nothing was because he thinks it’s stupid

especially when he sees how you’re pointedly trying to ignore every other couple

so, just as you two are about to part ways, he goes

‘look, you know i didnt mean any of that stupid shit. i dont mind valentines chocolates or anything i was just being stupid’

he’s scared to look at you but when he does

youre giving him this shit-eating grin

you, smug: so you finally admit it huh

aomine: what the hell y/n

you reveal that you just wanted him to say all that and now that he has, you’ve won!

he’s half red because of frustration and half because of embarrassment but well

that’s one of the reasons he loves you ofc

kise, murasakibara, kuroko, momoi under the cut!

kise

patiently waits for his chocolates

patiently

but he has to wait hourrrrssss because he has a photoshoot that day which sucks because he’d wanted to stay over so he wouldn’t get caught with fans going over

and inevitably he does get caught by a bunch of fans and gets given loads of chocolates from them

but of course he’s waiting for yours

so he can’t wait until he meets up at your house and you greet him with a bright smile and his is equally as bright

he’s really not subtle at all

kise: hey hey y/n-cchi did you make me some chocolates?????? im really craving chocolates today!!!!!! chocolates you made!!!!! because i love you!!!!! (he had been too excited to realise mayyybe bringing over the chocolates his fans gave him would give the wrong impression so he hastily shoved them all under his coat at the last minute this boy)

you: you can just say you want some you know...i know its valentines 

when you give it to him he’s over the moon. he’s...very dramatic when he tastes them. like a lot

kise: THESE ARE SO GOOD Y/N-CCHI THE BEST CHOCOLATES IVE EATEN IN MY LIFE I LOVE THEM SO MUCH I LOVE YOU--

you, slightly worried: thanks. i think. you know if they’re bad you can just say so--

kise: NO THEY’RE GOOD I SWEAR I JUST

he’s crying tears of joy this silly boy

murasakibara

don’t go outside with this boy during valentine’s 

he will see all those chocolates and sweets and will need them

goodbye money 

you have to promise to buy them all when the clearance sales come out but you and murasakibara enjoy a day-in together maybe baking some sweets yourself because you know that he does actually like to bake despite how ‘lazy and unreluctant’ he seems

he unintentionally does the move where he kisses you and says ‘oh there was something on your face’ because there was genuinely something on your face and he does not realise what a cliche cheesy romance film move that is

you already have some sweets ready so he munches on them whilst you wait for the others to finish

and surprisingly, murasakibara gives you half of what you both made. its special because he usually just gives like...a quarter which is fair because your appetites are nowhere near the same let’s be honest

he does it because he vaguely recalls muro-chin saying something about how “valentine’s day is a special day for y/n-san” and slightly misinterprets it 

it’s a touching gesture coming from him of course

you gotta cherish it because once you two go buy those leftover sweets the next day...

kuroko

you know him well enough by now that you understand that despite how small his smile is, he’s smiling wide inside when you give him the vanilla milkshake you made and maji burger coupons you made/got

he asks for the recipe to make and even though you’re more than willing to tell it to him, he insists that you need to show it to him

you, explaining: so then you just add the rest of the--

kuroko: i apologise, i do not understand, y/n-san. can you please show it to me instead?

you: are you sure? i’m sure you can do it fine!!! here, i’ll write it down!!

kuroko: no, please. i am not confident in my ability. i will be more confident with you by my side 

you blush at his words because they are so genuinely truthful but also cheesy af

so, kinda like murasakibara, you guys make some vanilla milkshakes together

kuroko smiles a heck of a lot but it’s always when you’re back is turned whether it’s getting the ingredients from the cupboard or turning the blender on so you miSS A LOT OF BEAUTIFUL SMILES FROM THIS BOY 

but in the end you two make more than enough for the both of you so you have to store some for later

it only makes the memories last all the more

momoi

well its canon that shes not...great at cooking and that goes for baking 

and contrary to popular belief, she is aware of that fact (she just tries realllllly hard to deny it because her food tastes fine!!! maybe burnt or salty af but fine!!!)

so she tries this time

employing kagami to help her through saying dai-chan will do a one-on-one with him (its not true but. but she will get the redhaired boy to help her make these chocolates the best damn thing you’ve ever tasted or else)

its hard work (kagami thinks he’s worked harder than any basketball game ever)

but the work pays off and the chocolates taste..................good!!!!

momoi is sooooooo excited to give them to you (because of course she is she’s a romantic)

you on the other hand are searching on google for “how to eat food you don’t like” “how to not gag” “how to lie”

because you love love love momoi and do not want to hurt her feelings but h o w will you eat what she makes

so you get such a huge surprise when you anxiously bite into the chocolate and it’s.......

amazing 

and maybe it’s just your love for momoi making you really biased but damn it’s so good!!

momoi, worriedly because you haven’t really moved for a few minutes: is it good????

you: ...no--

momoi, panicking: *thinking* nononono but but kagami said it was good did he lie i am going to kill him ohmygodohmygod

you: it’s the best chocolates i’ve ever eaten

[decayingdirk]

2022 predictions but its only animation stuff because live action just hasnt been it for me recently:

animation hyperfixations of 2022 (new stuff only):

major: the boondocks reboot if it's bad, tmnt (i get to add it here cause its getting a movie but technically its already got a fanbase), blue lock, chainsaw man

minor: the boondocks reboot if its good (it deserves better), angry birds (i hate this), supernatural academy (the fanbase will be similar to miraculous ladybug, but at the size of tales of arcadia probably? trends when new stuff comes out, pretty much dead otherwise), gross girls, spy x family, link click (its already been talked about a bit but i think its gonna get a more solid fanbase)

western animation predictions:

stuff that will be good: the house (stop-mo, connected short stories, netflix), new spiderverse, DC league of super pets (surprisingly) (the animation will be boring tho), lightyear, puss in boots: the last wish (this is just hope tbh), Wendell and wild (stop-mo, Selick is on it), the sea beast (hope)

stuff that will not be good but ill wish it was: turning red (please let me be wrong), bad guys (i like the steps away from mass media 3d animation though), bob's burgers movie (disney has it. at least itll be 2d ig), strange world (it's the director and a writer from raya, which was full of squandered potential), blazing samurai (if anyone watches it)

stuff that will get attention like it's good but won't be: hotel transylvania, minions: rise of gru (but you already knew that), the mario film, the night at the museum animated movie, pinocchio (the animated one) (theres gonna be both a live action and an animated one this year lol) (also its directed by del toro??? who just released a live action pinocchio also??? the fuck)

this is mostly big studio stuff cause i dont wanna look for every fuckin animation project thats coming out so. whatever it is will fall into one of these categories cause big studio animation doesnt really get universally disliked it just stops being talked about. so no “its just bad” category for you.

eastern animation predictions:

donghua has already been getting more popular and its only gonna kick up. finally. 

manhwa will follow but maybe less? probably wont REALLY get going till 2023 but it is coming. finally.

stuff that will be good: chainsaw man (if it isnt... yes it is.), tiger & bunny s2 (PLEASE. PLEASE), cyberpunk: edgerunners (itll get bad reviews but i will like it), dragon ball super: superhero, spy x family (they cant fuck this up its too camp. even if its bad itll be good), tokyo revengers s2 (itll be average), blue lock, the genius prince’s guide to raising a nation out of debt, the orbital children, demon slayer s2 (dont see how they could fuck this up tbh), girls’ frontline (maybe?), link click s2, daily life of the immortal king s3 (might just be mediocre)

stuff that will not be good but ill wish it was: uzumaki (itll be fine but like in no way better than the manga), arifureta s2, sabikui bisco (honestly i prob wont even watch it cause i dont usually like post-apoc anime but this is my gut feeling), sasaki and miyano (i will eat my fucking shoe if someone does a slice of life comedy BL well), requiem of the rose king (honestly just dont wanna get my hopes up that theyll do intersex rep well)

stuff that will get attention like its good but wont be: new my hero academia content (it fell off a while ago guys cmon), dragon ball super: superhero (gotta be safe), kakegurui twin,  attack on titan: final season part 2 (i dont even watch aot anymore but its an ending i doubt theyll do justice to), heaven official’s blessing s2 (ive read the novel it cant be good when i know theyre removing the mlm stuff)

its just bad: spriggan (ive heard the manga’s good but the anime just. wont be.), my dress-up darling (this will probably just be my personal opinion lol it could very well be objectively well made and i just dont like it),  love of kill (consent? doubt it)

[skiasurveys]

1. Are you related to the last person you spoke to? no

2. Are your blankets normally kicked all over the place when you wake up? No.

3. Do you wear an eye mask when you go to sleep? Nope. but i should

4. Are family get-togethers fun or awkward for you? depends on which side and what the new drama is -_-

5. Are any of your friends hoping to be famous one day? probs

6. What do you do if someone way too old for you hits on you? ignore them. its really awkward.

7. Can you eat a whole pizza by yourself? no thats gross lol

8. Do you wear a lot of red clothes? No.

9. Do you lock the doors? yes

10. Is coffee better with or without milk? eh 

11. When was the last time you were at a hotel? a year ago i think

12. Who would you kiss right now if you could kiss anyone? connor

13. Are you afraid of the dark, or were you ever? i kind of am

14. Do you have trust issues? yeah

15. When was the last time you cried from laughing so hard? the other day

16. What are your plans for Thursday? thats today so..nothing 

17. Have you had your birthday yet this year? no

18. Are you playing hard to get right now? i dont need to

19. Do you still talk to the person you were dating five months ago? we are still dating

20. Does cuddling freak you out? no

21. Are your toenails painted? No.

22. Have you ever told someone you were in love with them? Yes.

23. Ever slapped a guy in the face? nope

24. Would you ever dye your hair blonde?

i was blonde for like 2 years then went back to brown and i prefer the brown now but i look good in both tbh

25. Did you make anything to eat today? mac n cheeese

26. Do you wear eyeliner? nope

27. What’s your favourite part of the song that you’re listening to? I’m not listening to music. <--same

28. Do you think you’re a good friend? i could be better

29. If the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose? Fall. <-- same

30. Could you go out in public looking like you do now? yes

31. What was on your mind mostly today? school

32. Who was the last person you got into a small argument with? mom

33. Can you handle the truth? Not always.

34. Are there some songs you can’t listen to because they remind you of someone? yes

35. Last night, did you go to sleep smiling? yeah :)

36. Where did you sleep last night? My bed.

37. Did you have a good day yesterday? it was kind of bad then went good :3

38. What was the highlight of today? nothing

39. Do you hate anyone? yes

40. Do you wish you had the chance to tell someone something right now? dont need to

41. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? My mom.

42. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? maybe?

43. Do horror movies these days scare you? eh im not a fan of them

44. What is the best thing that’s happened in the past week? connor and i telling eachother how much we love eachother and staying up all night with him was nice too

45. What colour is your hair? brown

46. What did you do yesterday? just chilled

47. What are you doing tonight? might go to subway but idk really 

48. Have you ever thrown your cell phone in anger? When? kind of

49. Do you think you will be in a relationship three months from now? yeah

50. Do you want to fix things with anybody? kind a

51. Could you go the rest of your life without drinking alcohol? i could

52. Is your hair long enough to pull over your face like a moustache? Yes

53. Do you ever find yourself making up survey questions throughout the day? No lol

54. Who is your favourite online friend? i have a lot of them 

55. What was the last thing you tried for the first time? i cant remember 

56. What was the last thing you said out loud, and how loud were you speaking? “Um”

57. What’s your favourite nail polish colour to wear or see on others? cyan

58. What was the last thing you learned? idk

59. How warm do you like your showers/baths to be? hot

60. Are there any advertisements/commercials you actually like? Which? eh i like some of them but nothing specific

61. How often do you visit your relatives? not often 

62. In your opinion, what is the scariest natural disaster? All of them.

63. What design is on your bed sheets? Theyre just beige 

64. What is your favourite brand of fizzy drink? dr pepper

65. As a kid, did you use toothpaste that wasn’t minty? yes usually bubblegum

66. What is your favourite vegetable? idk

67. Do you have any other countries’ timezones saved to your computer/mobile phone? No.

68. Is your username the same for every website? for some not this one tho

69. What do you have in your online bookmarks? facebook, tumblr, youtube, discord, and my school blackboard

70. Do you have a lucky number? Why is it so lucky? no

71. Do you set your browser to remember passwords? ye.

72. Describe the perfect burger: beef, mushrooms, cheese, mayo

73. What was the last thing you made yourself to eat? mac n cheese

74. Do you agree that the nude scenes in movies are generally unnecessary? yeah sometimes they are very pointless lol

75. Have you ever stood on a sea creature while at the beach? Uh no?

76. What’s worse; speaking in all caps, or all lowercase? All caps.

77. What’s your favourite place to go for fast food? mcdonalds

78. How many fillings do you have? A couple

79. Do you prefer warm or cold hands? Well, warm.

80. Have you ever had a mud fight? No.

81. When you see people in love, is your first reaction “ew” or “cute”? depends on the story 

82. Have you ever woken up from a dream and thought it had actually happened? Yes

83. Do you know anyone who closely resembles someone else? Yeah.

84. When your sunburn peels, do you leave it or pull at it? leave.

85. What type of food do you find yourself craving most (sweet, savoury, meat, etc.)? savory

86. Why did you last go to the doctors? meds

87. Are you good at Name That Tune? sure

88. Do you ever know the people who pop up in your “Who you might know” list? sometimes i know of them but hardly

89. Do you ever highlight excerpts of books that you particularly enjoy? no

90. How easy is it for you to recognise what quote/lyric something is from? eh depends

91. On a scale of one to ten, how tired are you currently? 100000

[skittles-pixie]

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R U L E S : you must answer these eighty five statements and tag twenty people

I was tagged by the always wonderful @essentiallychaotic​

I would like to tag: dude idk if I know 20 people to tag but ill try... if I tag you and you don't want me to please tell me @iridescentautistic​ @mybloodyplacemats​ @wanderer-and-muse​ @standswithpotatos​ @alaskanomad​ @melodychanges​ @happydance416​ uuuuuuh idk that's 7? lol @everyone that works right?

Part 1: the last:

drink: Twist up its a lemon lime soda... idk I asked my boy for a drink and that's what he brought me

phone call: My mother she woke me up two days ago

text message: to me- my mother.... from me- my coworker

song you listened to: Brittany spears toxic started playing on the radio when I got home from work

time you cried: Last night... combination of hormones and touchy feely movie... hormones suck...

Part 2: Ever:

dated someone twice: uh ive been on more than one date with my boy... otherwise my dating history is a little unclear... several guys who acted like we were dating and then refused to actually call it a date... so yeah idk...

kissed someone and regretted it: ooooooooh yeah.....  alcohol is bad for you kids......

been cheated on: nope... ive only been in the one relationship and I have a very loyal boy

lost someone special: yes... both in passing away and by loosing touch....

been depressed: been? as in passed tense... lol try still depressed... ive learned how to handle it though, and it helps to have an outlet that's not controlled by my mother, and people who care about me. and to not be told how terrible I am every 5 minutes.

gotten drunk and thrown up: I had a crazy 21st birthday.... after that I try not to get that drunk... but it happens on occasion... lol

Part 3: Favourite colours: ALL OF THEM!!! I really like colors.. though green, blue, and blood red are prolly my top colors...

Part 4: In the last year have you:

made new friends: yes.... more like my boy made friends and introduced me, but yeah I always meet new people

fallen out of love: Naw  I love my boy too much

laughed until you cried: yeeeeah.... I laugh a lot lol....

found out someone was talking about you: yeah apparently people talk about me a lot “oh yeah I know who you are” is a phrase I hear a lot when meeting people... also I guess my boy talks about me? but from what I hear people usually say good things

met someone who changed you: yeah ive spent some time getting to know myself better

found out who your friends are: yeah.... and in the process ive lost almost all of them, but I'm done trying too hard to get people to like me. I want to be invited out not just kinda sorta included but only if somebody else takes me. So yeah... long story short I found out that my friends are simply not....lol... I do still have the good ones though....

kissed someone on your facebook list: don't have facebook.... if I did it would prolly be yes though lol....

Part 5: General:

how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: yeah still don't have facebook

do you have any pets: Theyre not really mine, but I live with 2 doggos

do you want to change your name: when I was little I wanted to change my name... I wanted something more pretty like rose or diamond.... but now I'm pretty happy with my name... would only change my last name if the occasion called for it....

what did you do for your last birthday: If I remember right I went to my physics class and then chilled in the empty cabin.... my boys aunt and uncle were visiting from Germany and got me a cake and a couple of presents... but on the actual day of my birthday I was pretty much alone... but birthdays are gross anyway

what time did you wake up: 1 pm lol... I'm too much of a night owl

what were you doing at midnight last night:  I was finishing my movie and playing with my phone... I wanted to snap about how the sunlight in Alaska makes fireworks a bummer for the 4th, but I was too lazy lol  

name something you can’t wait for: not having schoolwork.... I'm so glad to be done.....

when was the last time you saw your mom: may when she came up for my graduation... it wasn't too bad... she only put  me down once....

what are you listening to right now: bobs burgers.... my boys watching it

have you ever talked to a person named Tom: yes.... I have a friend named tom.... we don't talk very often... but hes still my friend....

something that is getting on your nerves: my one coworker.... he pisses me off...

most visited website: tumblr.... or Netflix....

hair colour: blonde... which is kinda an ombre cause I dye it lighter and then let it grow out and then repeat so its always lightest on the bottem lol... though I'm trying to let it grow out for a bit...

do you have a crush on someone: my booooooooooooy (please read that in a super cheasy sappy sarcastic tone)

what do you like about yourself: that's a tough question... lol... But I like my ability to be stubborn... It helps me work hard to get what I want and be a better person.... and I get to prove people wrong which is great because so many people have told me that I would never really succeed because the odds were too stacked against me...

piercings: don't have any... have considered earings.. but nah....

blood type: yeah... no idea

nickname: cece ce Cebu skittles pixie.....

relationship status: dating and hopeful for the future cause this is a very good one...

zodiac: leo

pronouns: She/Her

favourite tv show: Gilmore Girls, buffy, charmed, x files.... idk I watch a lot of shows...

tattoos:  I absolutely love them... but my fear of needles and my indecisiveness mean that I don't have any nor any plans to get one... but I love henna... 

right or left handed: right handed when it comes to writing... but ambidextrous for just about anything else...

piercing: no.

sport: uuuuh I don't follow any major teams or anything... but I'm always down to watch baseball, basketball, hockey, or soccer... ill gladly play any sport but I'm sorely out of shape lol and I don't always know all the rules... football still confuses me...

vacation: everywhere lol.... but right now Germany, Ireland, las vagas, japan, or just taking time off to travel around Europe in general, are all at the top of my list.....

pair of trainers: ????? idk????

Part 6: more general :

eating: Most food is good... I will prolly die if you ever feed me spicy food tho

. drinking: water, iced tea, hot tea, coffee, some soda but not very much or very often, milk, alcohol...

I’m about to: prolly go to bed so I don't  die working the morning shift tomorrow

waiting for: it to be dark at night again lol...

want: my degree, a job that utilizes that degree, my own place.

get married: one day. ive got some time before anything happens... but I found my person....

career: Chemistry.... in Alaska.... man I'm still piecing that one together.... but environmental chemistry is super cool... and id love to work with the Alaskan environment, to keep it safe and clean and to better understand how it works

hugs or kisses: both... but mainly hugs... I'm a very touch oriented person....

lips or eyes: lips...  idk why cause I love eyes too... but I'm fascinated with how peoples lips look.... like I never understood those superhero masks that just cover their eyes because I always recognize people by their lips and how they talk

shorter or taller: taller....... when I'm around tall people I feel smaller and that makes me happy... plus like.. they can reach the shit that I cant lol...

older or younger: I'm sooo old...... not really but sometimes I feel like it so idk lol

nice arms or nice stomach: arms... always.... especially shoulders...

hook up or relationship: uh before my current relationship I was totally all for either though I focused mainly on hook ups... but now I'm content with the relationship thing....

troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker... definitely... but usually its a good thing.... I never much cared for rules...

kissed a stranger: oh yeah... many times...

drank hard liquor: yup... do it a lot... but life in Alaska....

lost glasses or contact lenses: forgot where I put them a few times... but always found them... break glasses a lot tho....

turned someone down: yeeeeah... guys usually don't respond well... I know... big surprise...

sex on the first date: yup... i love sex....

broken someone’s heart: yeah.... it was terrifying... i vaguely knew him through mutual friends and similar activities...  he asked to be my valentine when id told him that id never had one before ... valentines was about two weeks away... we saw each other for like a week... he had my entire future planned out for me... and i couldn't get passed the fact that he was 14 years older than me....  when i told him things weren't gonna work he broke down bawling.... and our mutual friends told me how bad he was after the conversation....

had your heart broken: yeah... and then toyed with... it was fuuuuuun.......

been arrested: no I'm an good kid who can do nothing wrong... and anytime ive done anything illegal i was always with people who took all the attention off of me....

cried when someone died: yeah... ive known too many people that have died....

fallen for a friend: yup... it didn't work out

Part 7: do you believe in:

yourself: Its a work in progress lol.

miracles: yes. This world is not always as terrible as the people who inhabit it...  

love at first sight: you know... i never used to believe in it... but then i met my boy and i swear to god it was like i saw the puzzle pieces of my life fall into place around me... we were pretty drunk but to this day i still cant explain why i had such a strong urge to meet this man. why i insisted that he had to play pool with us... we already had more than enough people to play... but he had to be there with us.... and from that moment on my life has just gotten better and better....

Santa Claus: I guess... more like i believe that once upon a time he exsisted....

kiss on the first date: yes... again I'm a very touch oriented person....

angels: I think theres a lot of things out there that we do not understand and we are not ment to... so yeah i think angels exist...

Part 8: Other:

current best friend’s name:

Mckenzi is my go to... but Daniel is also my best friend.... I have a few others too like maddi... but if i named everyone then id be naming like all my friends and that would make me sad because I'm too social to have such a small social group lol....

eye colour: blue....

Favourite movie: depends on my mood... but i can never really pick a favorite...

[ghostsray]

alright here's my opinions

Oatmeal: love it

Mustard: like it on hotdogs and burgers. never tried dipping anything into it but i doubt i'd like it. burns my tongue when i eat too much

Ketchup: love it!! ketchup is great on anything!! fried chicken? hell yeah. pizza? hell yeah. noodles? hell yeah. just fukkin eating it on its own? HELL YEAH

Ranch: i love ranch ONLY when it is cold. i hate warm ranch

Barbecue sauce: im ok with it but when theres too much it's kinda bad

Mayo: love it (ESPECIALLY MIXED WITH KETCHUP @horrendoushag )

Rice and/or pasta cooked in gatorade: i never tried it but??? why would you do that????

Onions: i dont like raw onions on their own. cooked onions, or raw onions in burgers are okay

Raw vegetables: i like them EXCEPT for bell peppers and tomatoes. bell peppers are the worst

Lettuce and cucumbers: the only vegetables i eat everyday. i wouldnt say theyre delicious but i do enjoy eating them

Cooked vegetables: roasted? yes. boiled? nah

Olives: love em!

Popcorn: i like popcorn but i dont like eating it if the kernel pieces are still inside and i have to keep spitting them out (p.s. cheese popcorn is better than butter popcorn. also i dont like caramel popcorn because it's too sweet)

Wendy's Frosty and fries together: i dont know about wendys in particular but icecream with fries are HELLA DELICIOUS

Sour cream: ok. idk i havent eaten it in a while. i kinda forgot its taste. i think i like it?

Yogurt: yogurt with honey is fukkin great. yogurt on its own is too sour

Tomatoes: no

Lemons and limes: why??? would you eat them on their own???? i mean i used to do that as a kid solely to feel tough but how do you ENJOY it??????

Pineapple: i like it on its own. i HATE it when it's put with another food that isn't sweet

Pickles: love em! (my older brother who hates pickles in his burgers always takes them out and gives them to me because he knows i like pickles lmao)

Cream cheese: the only kind of cheese im ok with

Plain cheerios and banana: okay

Juice boxes: i hate them. they taste so fake

Milk: I LOVE MILK!!!!! it's so good and creamy and great!! everytime i eat a dessert i always have milk on the side because it balances out the sweetness. cold milk is better than warm milk imo, but both are good. fresh milk is also better than boxed milk. ALSO!! SOY MILK IS GOOD because it tastes like milk but with more Flavor(TM). the ONLY milk that i dislike is banana-flavored dairy milk because it tastes fake

Food Discourse

Okay here’s the deal. We’re all reblogging posts and sending each other asks and dms about this so here it is. I’m gonna make a masterpost of the food I’ve seen mentioned and say my opinion on each one and then anyone who wants to can answer once and for all, their opinions on this stuff

Oatmeal: not my favorite. kind of weird, but i’ve eaten it before and i might again

Mustard: great! the only condiment provided at barbecues that i’ll even consider consuming.

Ketchup: SUCKS. the least valid.

ranch: sucks

Barbecue sauce: sucks. second to last in terms of validity

Mayo: gross. gross. tied for second to least valid

Rice and/or pasta cooked in Gatorade: eh. it’s just blue now

Onions: delicious. put em in a sandwich! cook them in butter and drizzle that over your potatoes! slice one up and eat it raw! it’s all good!

Raw vegetables: okay, I guess.

Lettuce and cucumbers: don’t like lettuce and cucumbers are also invalid. sorry. they’re just crunchy water.

Cooked vegetables: fine with seasoning or with rice or in a soup. typically plain is boring and mushy

Olives: gross. smells gross, tastes gross.

Popcorn: fantastic. i make it all the time. along with Cheez-its, i eat it using chopsticks quite often to keep my hands clean

Wendy’s Frosty and fries together: a delicacy. don’t even think about eating those fries plain

Sour cream: a good condiment; typically with mashed potatoes or potato chips or quesadillas.

Yogurt: the act of eating it makes me feel like I’m physically dying. i’d say it’s okay but i feel so bad while eating it, i don’t even know why, it tastes fine and afterwards i’m fine

Tomatoes: gross on their own and i can’t eat them or anything containing them anyway, except for salsa. it’s the literal only exception. any other tomato product makes me feel like im dying for several hours at least. i have to order pizza without marinara sauce

Lemons and limes: good on everything, good on their own, just bite into a lemon, i don’t care. i’m great at making lemonade and if you say my previous opinions make me an unreliable source tell that to the 50 bucks and empty pitcher of lemonade in one day of me selling my hand-sqeezed, sweet and tart lemony goodness in my ghost town of a neighborhood

Pineapple: bad on pizza, good on its own. I’ve bought a fresh one at the store, sliced it up, and eaten the whole thing in one sitting before. a delicious fruit

Pickles: juicy, but with flavor, instead of its watery predecessor. the superior stage of the cucumber.

Cream cheese: i love the stuff. as a kid i used to just eat if off a spoon. eat it on a bagel, mix it into mashed potatoes, sweeten it and throw it on a cake. it’s good - just don’t put it on popcorn.

Plain Cheerios and banana: do not combine these. it’s a regretful mistake that’s haunted me since i was 2 years old

Juice boxes: the ultimate way to hydrate oneself. just suck back five of these and you’re good to go. why is this even under consideration

Milk: i can’t drink it on its own. it physically repulses me to try, even though I’m not actually lactose intolerant. as adults humans aren’t really supposed to drink the stuff anyway - at least, we weren’t.

@what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me is the most valid from what i’ve heard so far but why don’t we get @ceciliaspen @d-o-t-s and @voidetrap in on this too since y’all are the ones that come to my mind as the most vocal in all this Phandom Phood Discourse

if you wanna use this list for anything please go ahead

[dmbakura]

I'm sorry for your loss. puzzleshipping? for the ask?

thank you

How did they they meet?: refer to the manga

Who developed romantic feelings first?: probably atem

Who is their biggest “shipper?”: the rest of their friends? pff gramps is their biggest shipper probably

When did they have their first kiss and under what circumstances?: they’ve probably shared a kiss in their soul room... or two

Who confessed their feelings first?: assuming atem comes back, i think they’d both confess their feelings at the same time. either they both came to the conclusion they liked each other while they were separated, or they knew before the ceremonial duel but didn’t share because they’d be separated anyway

What was their first official date?: once atem has his own body they have a ‘real’ date and probably just do their regular activities (burgers, arcade, etc)

How do they feel about double dates/group dates?: love em. the more the merrier

What do they do in their down time?: game, just hang out and enjoy each other’s presences

What was the first meeting of parents as an official couple like?: it was probably a little weird on sugoroku’s part (grandson suddenly split into two and dating each other? well alright) but i think he got over it quickly. went quite well otherwise.

What was their first fight over and how did they get past it?: fuck what WOULD puzzleshipping fight over..... hm i think atem has a tendency not to be the most honest at times and maybe yugi notices it. its not much of a fight, its just a firm reminder that atem doesnt have to suppress his feelings

Which one is more easily made jealous?: neither of them honestly?

What is their favourite thing to get to eat?: refer to wiki

Who’s the cuddly one? What their favourite cuddling position?: facing each other, not getting enough of the fact the other is there and theyre not separated 

Are they hand holders?: YES. a better question would be when are they not holding hands

How long do they wait before sleeping together for the first time? What’s the circumstances?: probably a few months after they start dating? then they kinda just slide into it naturally

Who tops?: yugi

What’s the worst first they’ve ever gotten into?: *throws arms up and shrugs* it would have to be some result of miscommunication or something but IDK

Who does the shopping and the cooking?: both of them together

Which one is more organized and prone to tidiness?: possibly atem but im not sure

Who proposes?: yugi probably

Do they have joined Bachelor/Bacheloette parties or separate?: N/A

Who is the best man/maid of honour? Any other groomsmen or bridesmaids?: jonouchi and honda are the groomsmen... and anzu is the bridesmaid even if theres no bride lol

Big Ceremony or Small?: they’d probably want something small but kaiba’s like ‘hell nah’ and funds them a huge wedding and ALSO publicly challenges atem to a duel right when he’s walking down the aisle

Do they have a honeymoon? If so, where?: they’d go some place tropical to escape i think

Do they have children? How many?: they adopt one (1) child because i think yugi would want a child

[jesliey]

Henlo you stinki poop. Go do all the asks, you stinki boi.

OH

alright boiz lets do this... *cracks knuckles*

under the cut because this gonna be fuckin long...

200: My crush’s name is:

Her name is Lucy, and she is really amazing, and thank fuck she doesnt have a tumblr...

199: I was born in: 

1996 BABEY

198: I am really:

Three gnomes in a trenchcoat.

197: My cellphone company is:

Telus, and im less than thrilled about that....bare minimum passable service at best

196: My eye color is:

Blue-grey ish

195: My shoe size is:

Depends on where i go, but generally 12 - 13~

194: My ring size is:

Oh fuck man i dont remember...i think i was 10.5 when i got mine fitted??

193: My height is:

6′3″~

192: I am allergic to:

Pet hair and dander mostly...nothing to the point of lethality, just making me wish it was...

191: My 1st car was:

Still dont own my first car, but if i had a choice of anything itd be a custom 1985 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am

190: My 1st job was:

First paying? Retail. Hated it, drove a forklift without a licence, got fired. Whoop.

189: Last book you read:

Not from start to finish, but i started Prison School a while ago

188: My bed is:

A single. Aint got that much room in student housing my guy...

187: My pet:

@vocoterra​

186: My best friend:

@vocoterra​

185: My favorite shampoo is:

Im a tresemme boi. Love me some silky smooth hair

184: Xbox or ps3:

PC

183: Piggy banks are:

Pretty much nonexistent in this house i think....

182: In my pockets:

This question is reserved for someone wearing pants

181: On my calendar:

I have a calendar?

180: Marriage is:

Optional

179: Spongebob can:

Live on forever in my heart, but i know it peaked at Band Geeks...

178: My mom:

Is short and angry and im lov her

177: The last three songs I bought were?

>bought

176: Last YouTube video watched:

175: How many cousins do you have?

Im Polish....its a lot....

174: Do you have any siblings?

2 step sisters, and a half sister!

173: Are your parents divorced?

Yup

172: Are you taller than your mom?

Yeah but thats not saying much...

171: Do you play an instrument?

170: What did you do yesterday?

Did computer maintenance for an hour, went to the gym with Lucy, came home and had realtalk with my upstairs neighbor for like 3 hours. It was a good day :D

[ I Believe In ]169: Love at first sight:

Ehhh not really....attraction at first sight? Oh fuck yeah. Infatuation? Absolutely, but not love. Its two ways of knowing and understanding for each person involved, and a first meeting wont provide that.

168: Luck:

Randomness and chance is just not being far enough back to see all of the factors that come into play to influence an outcome. Those concepts only exist to explain something that cannot be currently understood.

167: Fate:

Not really. Choices and actions continuously influence the paths that everyone takes, and theres no such thing as not making a choice. Fate is all a matter of having the wisdom to discern which choices you want to make to reach a certain path. #deep

166: Yourself:

Fuck no that guys an asshole

165: Aliens:

In an infinite universe where we have no concept of its true size? I find it incredibly arrogant to assume that we live on the ONLY planet capable of hosting life out of something so infinite. #IWantToBelieve

164: Heaven:

Nah. I wont believe in anything until i can see it for myself.

163: Hell:

See above ^

162: God:

Im agnostic at best...if there is a “God” then they have a lot to answer for. Because they are either omnipotent or benevolent. I refuse to believe that a god can be both.

161: Horoscopes:

Its a nice little thought piece to pass the time, but i feel like human choices and actions shape personalities better than relative time of birth ever could

160: Soul mates:

Everyone is their own person with thoughts, feelings, responsibilities, and aspirations. Finding someone who is in every sense perfectly aligned with another in terms of “soul mates” is unlikely. Its all a spectrum of how well lifestyles can mesh.

159: Ghosts:

Nah fam.

158: Gay Marriage:

Spoiler Alert: Gay Marriage Is Just Marriage Between People Who Happen To Be Gay

157: War:

Its a reality, and as much as i hate it, due to human nature it is inevitable and almost necessary. War will never go away.

156: Orbs:

ＯＲＢＳ

155: Magic:

Its a term historically used to explain what cannot conventionally be explained. As soon as there is documentation and explanation, then it becomes a science and it can be studied.[ This or That ]

154: Hugs or Kisses:

I like me some huggin....

153: Drunk or High:

Both? Both....both is good. Gotta be careful with it though

152: Phone or Online:

Online mang

151: Red heads or Black haired:

I MEAN WHY CHOOSE??

150: Blondes or Brunettes:

I usually enjoy brunette more than blonde...

149: Hot or cold:

You can always put on more layers, but you can only take off so much before its a felony

148: Summer or winter:

Winter. Hot cocoa BITCHES~

147: Autumn or Spring:

Autumn season = Best season

146: Chocolate or vanilla:

I like me some vanilla

145: Night or Day:

Imma night owls ngl

144: Oranges or Apples:

Tough choice, but i love me some citrus

143: Curly or Straight hair:

yes

142: McDonalds or Burger King:

Wendy’s. Fight Me.

141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate:

White, but only in select quantities...

140: Mac or PC:

PC, but if more programs and games had support id choose linux

139: Flip flops or high heals:

Neither...im more of a work boot kind of guy...

138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor:

Jokes on you bud im ugly AND poor!

Ugly and rich tho. I can pay to fix my fucked up appearance, and youre damn right id use my money to fix up my town

137: Coke or Pepsi:

BEPIS BABEY YEAH

136: Hillary or Obama:

Remember when Obama reconciled with Japan for the dropping of nuclear ordinance on Hiroshima and also thanked them for anime? That was pretty damn cool of him.

I mean Hillary dabs though so i mean theres that

135: Burried or cremated:

Cremated. Not necessarily when i die. Just whenever. Surprise me.

134: Singing or Dancing:

Singing...i cant dance...

Cant do either, but at least i feel a bit better about my voice...

133: Coach or Chanel:

I dont understand the question....

132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:

Wasnt a huge Taylor fan....Kat by default

131: Small town or Big city:

Both are nice, but i think i like the idea of disappearing in a big city more than the peace of a small town.

130: Wal-Mart or Target:

Im Canadian, so Walmart it is

129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler:

Owen Wilson. Your move.

128: Manicure or Pedicure:

I dont remember which one is which, so whichever one does feet. My hands see frequent use, and it would not last.

127: East Coast or West Coast:

East Coast. Vancouver is the only thing the west has going for it in my eyes

126: Your Birthday or Christmas:

Birthday. I like having a day just all to myself. No one is gonna take that from me.

125: Chocolate or Flowers:

Ehhhh both are really temporary...wanna get me a gift that lasts? Make it a really cool looking sword

124: Disney or Six Flags:

DIDNEY WORL

123: Yankees or Red Sox:

[ Here’s What I Think About ]122: War:

Its unclean at best, its inevitable, and its almost certainly necessary.

121: George Bush:

By comparison right now his administration is looking pretty good

120: Gay Marriage:

Completely legal and totally socially acceptable. The fact that its an issue is baffling to say the least.

119: The presidential election:

You guys elected the annoying orange so you tell me

118: Abortion:

Her body, her choice, end of discussion. Die mad about it.

117: MySpace:

An artifact of an internet age gone by...

116: Reality TV:

If i wanted to watch peoples daily lives, there are vlogs out there that are a thousand times more genuine than anything ive seen on network television

115: Parents:

They should do their absolute best to raise their child to be better than them. The next generation should always be pushed to be able to leave the world better than the previous generation did. Thats how humanity evolves.

114: Back stabbers:

Pretty sure theres a circle in hell dedicated entirely to them according to The Divine Comedy

113: Ebay:

Never tried it, but it has its uses.

112: Facebook:

Not worth my time.

111: Work:

All just to fuel my long term expensive hobby of making swords.

110: My Neighbors:

For most of them, completely indifferent. Theres a lady upstairs who is really nice.

109: Gas Prices:

Now i dont drive anymore, but theyre ridiculous...

108: Designer Clothes:

Completely unnecessary, and feeding the bougie capitalist machine, but I NEED THEM. I WANNA LOOK GOOD.

107: College:

Its hell, and im stuck there...

106: Sports:

SPORTS

SPORTBALL

105: My family:

At the end of the day they should be the people that you can fall back to no matter what.

104: The future:

Tired and jaded as to what it can bring. I survived 2016 so anything that is yet to come might as well happen.[ Last time I ]103: Hugged someone:

Its been a couple weeks....for someone who very much enjoys physical affection im actually pretty shy and touch starved....

102: Last time you ate:

Yesterday at about 4 ish...i should really eat something...

101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile:

Yesterday actually! I dont get to see my old highschool friends too often, so im glad i went to see one yesterday

100: Cried in front of someone:

Oh fuck its been a while...came close last night, but not quite.

99: Went to a movie theater:

Probably to go see Rogue One....I enjoyed it at the time, but its a bad Star Wars movie. I cant remember a single thing about it.

98: Took a vacation:

OH FUCK ITS BEEN A WHILE I DONT EVEN REMEMBER

97: Swam in a pool:

Years at the very least...

96: Changed a diaper:

Never...I was an only child growing up, and i never babysat

95: Got my nails done:

Ehhhh like a year or so?

94: Went to a wedding:

A couple months ago! Thats probably the last time i cried in front of someone actually!

93: Broke a bone:

Never broken a bone before, and im not about to start

92: Got a peircing:

You could not pay me enough money to have someone jab needles through my flesh

91: Broke the law:

I pirate frequently so like maybe a day or two

90: Texted:

While i was writing this[ MISC ]89: Who makes you laugh the most:

Oh prolly @vocoterra

88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is:

The comfort of being at home...i like going out, but nothing else feels like home

87: The last movie I saw:

Pass Thru by Neil Breen...i was stoned out of my gourd when i saw it, so i knew it was either gonna make perfect sense or none at all, but what i didnt expect was for it to do both at the same time

86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most:

Im going to see Nightwish in a couple weeks so thatll be really fun!

85: The thing im not looking forward to:

Midterms are still going on...

84: People call me:

By my name usually

83: The most difficult thing to do is:

Pee with a boner. Prove me wrong. Ill wait.

82: I have gotten a speeding ticket:

Not a speeding ticket, but i did get a ticket for going too fast passing a fresh accident

81: My zodiac sign is:

Cancer

80: The first person i talked to today was:

In person? My landlords wife came by for a viewing, but i talked to the nice lady living upstairs over snapchat first

79: First time you had a crush:

The first one that comes to mind was a girl i was in daycare with growing up named Tori. I dont really remember what happened to her, but i guess she moved away.

78: The one person who i can’t hide things from:

Thats the thing. I can hide things from everyone. Most of the time i dont because im bad at lying, but there are a lot of things i will take to my grave. Most of them dont even involve me directly.

77: Last time someone said something you were thinking:

Last night when the upstairs neighbor came down to talk. Its kind of odd how on-the-same-page we were about a lot of the things we talked about

76: Right now I am talking to:

Neighbor lady. She has a date today and shes pretty nervous and wants someone to talk it out with.

75: What are you going to do when you grow up:

Hopefully be less of a mess of hot garbage, but ill settle for freelance software developer and occasional swordsmith

74: I have/will get a job:

Ive found work pretty reliably through temp agencies. Theres never a shortage of manual labour that needs to be done.

73: Tomorrow:

Is saturday. Whats the question?

72: Today:

Is friday. I have a game to go to in about 30 mins.

71: Next Summer:

Ill hopefully be doing an IT internship if my parents can pull some strings at their work. Ill see what happens.

70: Next Weekend:

Nothing major going on i think...

69: I have these pets:

@vocoterra

68: The worst sound in the world:

@vocoterra

67: The person that makes me cry the most is:

Ehh im pretty emotionally calloused by this point...i think itll take a lot to make me cry

66: People that make you happy:

Friends from highschool. @vocoterra. Some of my newer college friends. Definitely my parents.

65: Last time I cried:

Wasnt this asked already? Pretty sure it was a wedding.

64: My friends are:

Gay dumbasses

63: My computer is:

RIPPED AS HELL AND CUSTOM BUILT

62: My School:

Its kinda shitty

61: My Car:

Nonexistent

60: I lose all respect for people who:

Commit sexual assault.

59: The movie I cried at was:

Bridge to Terabithia....dont lie you did too

58: Your hair color is:

Light brown/dirty blonde ish?

57: TV shows you watch:

The Netflix Marvel TV series’

I was a particular fan of Luke Cage

56: Favorite web site:

9 times outta 10 itll be youtube. Theres just everything to watch there.

55: Your dream vacation:

Scotland highlands, rural Japan, or urban Poland

54: The worst pain I was ever in was:

Depression

53: How do you like your steak cooked:

Medium rare like god intended

52: My room is:

Reasonably tidy i think...got a few things lying around that i should pick up

51: My favorite celebrity is:

Taliesin Jaffe. I hold an immense respect for him.

50: Where would you like to be:

Anywhere where im not writing this honestly....

49: Do you want children:

Yes, but i will never father my own. There are too many genetic fuck ups for me to want to pass this on.

48: Ever been in love:

No. Thought i was a couple times, but its supposed to be reciprocated. It never was, therefore I never have been.

47: Who’s your best friend:

I tagged him like 4 times in this post already it should be obvious

46: More guy friends or girl friends:

Pretty even split i think

45: One thing that makes you feel great is:

Coming back after home after the gym. Just the relaxation of it is unforgettable.

44: One person that you wish you could see right now:

No one in particular at this moment. Im heading out to see friends in a few minutes so im enjoying alone time

43: Do you have a 5 year plan:

Farthest i really go is about 2

42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die:

Nope. If i start, it wont end. Theres too much that the world has to offer, so ill just find what i like as i go.

41: Have you pre-named your children:

I did. Thats never happening though.

40: Last person I got mad at:

Last night i remembered some of the more racist shit that some of my friends can just get away with in that particular group and i genuinely fucking hate it.

39: I would like to move to:

Maybe somewhere in Germany. The only place i can think of in Canada would be Vancouver, but even then ehhh...

38: I wish I was a professional:

Ass Eater

[ My Favorites ]

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37: Candy: Coffee Crisp36: Vehicle: 1985 Pontiac Trans Am35: President: Obama34: State visited: Tennessee 33: Cellphone provider: Wind32: Athlete: Shiho Yoshimura31: Actor: Taliesin Jaffe30: Actress: Laura Bailey29: Singer: Rob Swire28: Band: Sabaton27: Clothing store: Mark’s Work Warehouse26: Grocery store: Food Basics25: TV show: JJBA24: Movie: The Boondock Saints or American history X23: Website: Youtube22: Animal: Potoo Bird21: Theme park: Canada’s Wonderland20: Holiday: SPOOKYWEEN19: Sport to watch: CSGO18: Sport to play: Sportball17: Magazine: I dont read maagazines...16: Book: 198415: Day of the week: Thursday14: Beach: Whichever is the closest one to where i live. Theyre all far away...13: Concert attended: Soon Nightwish! :D12: Thing to cook: SPAGEDDY11: Food: Sushi10: Restaurant: Pho Dau Bo9: Radio station: My phones music library8: Yankee candle scent: Anything lavender7: Perfume: I prefer cologne...6: Flower: Lavenders and Lilacs5: Color: Royal Blue4: Talk show host: Uhhh...3: Comedian: Bo Burnham2: Dog breed: Corgi or Samoyed1: Did you answer all these truthfully: Fuck yeah i did

[obliviousswampqueen]

1-200

200:My crush’s name is:Ya’ll don’t get to know that but he is a mutual.

199: I was born in: Idaho

198:I am really: Comfy

197:My cellphone company is: AT&T

196:My eye color is: Blue-green

195:My shoe size is: 7

194:My ring size is: I don’t really wear rings so I’m not sure

193:My height is: 5ft1

192:I am allergic to: SO MUCH STUFF Big ones are tho are bees, cats, and red onions

191:My 1st car was: 2001 Chevy Malibu

190:My 1st job was: Shelf stocker

189:Last book you read: 5th Wave?

188:My bed is: Big and cozy

187:My pet: Cute and wonderful

186:My best friend: @leeminlimer hes a really good cook but hes lonely so if you’re a cute girl hit him up lmao

185:My favorite shampoo is: Cherry Blossom

184:Xbox or ps3: I’m so bad at video games it’s not even funny

183:Piggy banks are: Cute and unreasonable for me

182:In my pockets:Probably a receipt from the grocery store 

181:On my calendar: Work and a doctors appointment on Friday

180:Marriage is: Sounds pretty cool to me

179:Spongebob can: Get really annoying but I also love it

178:My mom: She’s crazy and I love her

177:The last three songs I bought were? OK- Being as an Ocean

                                                                  Humblest Pleasures- Turnover

                                                                  Hum- Tigers Jaw

176:Last YouTube video watched: A bathroom remodel thing

175:How many cousins do you have? Cousin alone like 10? Including their spouses and kids like 18 I think.

174:Do you have any siblings? Three all older.

173:Are your parents divorced? Nope, they’ve been married for 30 years.

172:Are you taller than your mom? No -.-

171:Do you play an instrument? I used to know how to  play the guitar really badly.

170:What did you do yesterday? Helped replace the bathroom cabinets and clean.[ I Believe In ]169:Love at first sight: I guess so why not.

168:Luck: Yeah

167:Fate: Maybe?

166:Yourself: Eh

165:Aliens: HELL YEAH

164:Heaven: Yeah

163:Hell: So I think so but I have some conflicting feelings as to how I was always told we are all Gods children and he loves us and has a plan for us all but if you don’t believe in him you’re going to hell even if you’re a good person but if rapists and murders believe in God they’ll be forgiven and live eternally in heaven.

162:God: Yeah

161:Horoscopes: Nope

160:Soul mates: Yess

159:Ghosts: oooo yup

158:Gay Marriage: I like how this is in the same category as God and magic and ghosts. But yes.

157:War: Yes? I mean it happens?

156:Orbs: Like circles or ghost orbs. Yes to both.

155:Magic: Nah, I don’t think so.[ This or That ]154:Hugs or Kisses: Hella miss being kissed rn

153:Drunk or High: High, only pot tho

152:Phone or Online: Online

151:Red heads or Black haired: I look better with red but probably black hair on other people

150:Blondes or Brunettes: Brunette

149:Hot or cold: Hot

148:Summer or winter: Summer

147:Autumn or Spring: Autumn

146:Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla

145:Night or Day: Night, love me some starry nights

144:Oranges or Apples: Oranges but only if theyre tart

143:Curly or Straight hair: Curly on me

142:McDonalds or Burger King: Neither?

141:White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: Neither? they make my stomach hurt

140:Mac or PC: PC

139:Flip flops or high heals: Flipflops 

138:Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: I’m already ugly and poor :/

137:Coke or Pepsi: Neither

136:Hillary or Obama: Obama

135:Burried or cremated: BURN ME

134:Singing or Dancing: Horrible at both but singing

133:Coach or Chanel: Neither I just said I’m poor

132:Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: I don’t know who those people are

131:Small town or Big city: In the middle

130:Wal-Mart or Target: Target

129:Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Staying loyal to Night at the Museum, Ben Stiller

128:Manicure or Pedicure: Neither, I don’t like strangers touching me

127:East Coast or West Coast: West

126:Your Birthday or Christmas: Birthday

125:Chocolate or Flowers: Flowers

124:Disney or Six Flags: Never been to either

123:Yankees or Red Sox: I don’t know anything about sports[ Here’s What I Think About ]122:War: I think that people fight for what they believe in at all costs but a lot of innocent people die along the way and it would be nice if people could settle differences without fighting but thats a fairys and rainbow daydream that won’t come true but on the other hand some people are incredibly shitty and need to be held accountable for their actions

121:George Bush: Jet fuel doesn’t melt steel beams

120:Gay Marriage: Lettem get married

119:The presidential election: It was a shitshow and now look where we are fucktrump

118:Abortion: It’s a womans choice

117:MySpace: I made one in 5th grade and had no friends on it but I felt so bad ass

116:Reality TV: I don’t watch it

115:Parents: Mine are pretty alright

114:Back stabbers: Why do people have to be so mean113:Ebay: I’ve never used it

112:Facebook: It’s alright

111:Work: I touch strangers fr a living and as I said before I don’t like people touching me so I have 40 hours of personal hell.

110:My Neighbors: They  have really cute goats

109:Gas Prices: TOO HIGH (im poor)

108:Designer Clothes: SO SPENDY (im poor)

107:College: SO EXPENSIVE (im poor but need a degree)

106:Sports: I’m bad at them

105:My family: They’re bat shit crazy

104:The future: Hopefully it’s good[ Last time I ]103:Hugged someone: Last night

102:Last time you ate: I’m eating applesauce atm

101:Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: Today I saw a doc I used to work with

100:Cried in front of someone: Not sure

99:Went to a movie theater: Ummmm 7 months maybe more?

98:Took a vacation: December 2015 and that was my only vacation

97:Swam in a pool: A few years ago

96:Changed a diaper: When my nephew was a baby so fourish years ago

95:Got my nails done: Two years ago

94:Went to a wedding: Four years

93:Broke a bone: Never

92:Got a peircing: Had my nips pierced for a while about two years ago

91:Broke the law: A few days ago

90:Texted: Like 25 minutes ago[ MISC ]89:Who makes you laugh the most: Depression memes

88:Something I will really miss when I leave home is: My dog

87:The last movie I saw: Zodiac

86:The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: Moving out

85:The thing im not looking forward to: Being in clinic

84:People call me: Sarah

83:The most difficult thing to do is: Have strangers in my personal space

82:I have gotten a speeding ticket: Nope

81:My zodiac sign is: Cancer

80:The first person i talked to today was: My mom

79:First time you had a crush: Four or five?

78:The one person who i can’t hide things from: My therapist

77:Last time someone said something you were thinking: Last night “ That’s so gross”

76:Right now I am talking to: No one

75:What are you going to do when you grow up: Be a teacher

74:I have/will get a job: Have

73:Tomorrow: Work

72:Today: Work

71:Next Summer: Be less chunky

70:Next Weekend: Go on an adventure

69:I have these pets: The best dog in the world

68:The worst sound in the world: Cutting Styrofoam or it rubbing together

67:The person that makes me cry the most is: Myself

66:People that make you happy: All my friends

65:Last time I cried: A couple weeks ago

64:My friends are: Pretty sweet

63:My computer is: Really loud

62:My School: I’m a adult

61:My Car: Is really REALLY sad

60:I lose all respect for people who: Are rude to waiters/ waitresses and children

59:The movie I cried at was: Marley and Me

58:Your hair color is: Dark brown

57:TV shows you watch: Stranger Things, The OA, Criminal Minds, The 100

56:Favorite web site: This hellhole of a site

55:Your dream vacation: Some place with lots of fun hikes and good food

54:The worst pain I was ever in was: The time I quit my job to go to the ER because my cramps were so bad I wouldn’t stand and I was crying and it was bad

53:How do you like your steak cooked: I don’t eat steak

52:My room is: Covered in dog hair

51:My favorite celebrity is: Jake Gyllenhaal

50:Where would you like to be: At a happier place in my life

49:Do you want children: Yes!!

48:Ever been in love: Nope

47:Who’s your best friend: Liam

46:More guy friends or girl friends: It’s even

45:One thing that makes you feel great is: Taking a shower

44:One person that you wish you could see right now: Any of my internet friends

43:Do you have a 5 year plan: I’m just trying to make it through the day

42:Have you made a list of things to do before you die: Kinda

41:Have you pre-named your children: I like the name Zena for a girl

40:Last person I got mad at: My sister for being an ass

39:I would like to move to: Washington maybe

38:I wish I was a professional: Adventurer [ My Favorites ]37:Candy: Sour patch kids

36:Vehicle: 1970 Chevelle SS

35:President: Shoutput to Roosevelt for making national parks a thing

34:State visited: Washington

33:Cellphone provider: AT&T

32:Athlete: ????

31:Actor: ????

30:Actress: ???? theres to many options and I don’t remember names

29:Singer: anyone who sings sad songs

28:Band: Being as an Ocean

27:Clothing store: A lot of my shirts are from target

26:Grocery store: Fred’s is the closest so thats where I go

25:TV show: Criminal Minds

24:Movie: Pacific Rim

23:Website: Here

22:Animal: Elephant

21:Theme park: I’ve only been to Silverwood

20:Holiday:  HALLOWEEN 19:Sport to watch: Soccer I guess

18:Sport to play: None I fucking suck at them

17:Magazine: National Geographic specifically any issue on space

16:Book:I really like the Shannara Chronicles 

15:Day of the week: I really don’t mind Mondays

14:Beach: I loved the ones in Maui

13:Concert attended: I’ve never been to one :/

12:Thing to cook: Pancakes

11:Food: Fried Ravioli

10:Restaurant: Jewel Lake Pizza and Chinese Food

9:Radio station: I don’t really listen to it

8:Yankee candle scent: ??? probably apple orchard or something like that

7:Perfume: Tuscan Blood Orange

6:Flower: All of em

5:Color: Yellow

4:Talk show host: Not sure

3:Comedian: Not sure

2:Dog breed: Muts

1:Did you answer all these truthfully? Yeah