#and they're yummy :3

[kaida427]

FROM MY GRANDMA'S COOKBOOK:

Forgotten Cookies - Norma Stewart and Catherine Barbee

2 egg whites 3/4 cup sugar 1 tsp. vanilla 1 package semi-sweet chocolate bits Beat egg whites until stiff. Add sugar and beat very stiff. Fold in chocolate bits and add vanilla. Drop by spoonful on greased cookie sheet. Preheat oven to 350 degrees (Fahrenheit). Put cookies in pre-heated oven and turn off oven. Let cookies stay until oven is cool. May be left overnight.

Yield: 3 1/2 dozen

Rest in peace, Chat, we miss you every day. I'm so happy to have your old cookbooks to make the recipes you made for my dad. It for real makes him tear up when I use them. As much as I make fun of all the fucking gelatin "salads," so much of this stuff is straight up fire. I annotated all the books I got and took pictures of the recipes I like just in case something happens to them.

If you've ever looked at a bit of crumbling drywall and gone "boy am I hungry right now" then meringues are the recipe for you. They're simultaneously very simple and very finnicky, but if you can get the hang of them then you can experience eating chalk (but sweet!) whenever you want, with none of the limestone content involved in eating real chalk. A batch of meringues is just 3 egg whites, (at ROOM TEMPERATURE) 1/8th teaspoon cream of tartar, 3/4 cups regular white granulated sugar, and a half teaspoon of vanilla extract. (or you could do a different flavor, if you like your conkrete to be fancy. I do not. I am here to experience texture with minimal flavor.)

You combine all the ingredients but the sugar in a mixer with a whisk attachment, and whisk at high speed until soft peaks form. Then slowly sift in the granulated sugar, whisking as you go. Once all the sugar is whisked in, keep mixing for another five minutes--the mix should be glossy and sleek, not dry.

Then pipe the cookies onto a parchment-lined pan, about two inches across, leaving an inch of space between. If you have fancy frosting tips and a piping bag, use them. Bafflingly, I do not have those (why? what have I been doing with my life that I own three machetes but not frosting tips?) so I just used a gallon ziplock with a hole poked into it and made beautiful little angel turd shapes.

They bake at 200 F for 45 minutes, and then should be allowed to rest in the oven for another half hour with the temperature off. Don't open the oven while they bake! Let them cool completely, and then you can eat something that has both the visual look and the mouth-feel of a packing peanut.

I love these things. I'll post an out-of-oven picture when they're done in like an hour.

[merakiui]

Okay speaking of magical girls.... Evil villain tako that has a crush on the cute magical girl at NRC but he doesnt know shes the magical girl that's trying to thwart his evil plan of taking over sage's island mwhaha

YES YES YES. And every week he gets his ass handed to him. You're determined to keep Sage's Island safe!!!! He's trying to get to know you through the fights. The (one-sided) sexual/romantic tension is too much. Tako who flirts at every chance during your fights... you genuinely want to take him out (defeat him), but he wants to take you out (on a date). And it's so obvious he's down bad for you, but you have no idea he's Azul Ashengrotto (your fellow classmate) and he has no idea of your identity either. Azul's trying to balance his love for the magical girl he fights on weekends and his darling classmate who he sees during the week hehe. How fortuitous that they are the same person.

Please imagine that trope where the villain ensnares the hero in tentacles, but it ends up looking more erotic than threatening....... orz evil villain tako whose tentacle is holding you upside down by the ankle and he's monologuing about how he'll take over the island and you'll get to watch, powerless against him. But then he looks at you and your skirt has flipped up and he's granted a gratuitous panty shot!!!!!!! Tako who gets a nosebleed on the spot. He's such a loser pervert. <3

Omg omg or you're squirming in the tentacles and ranting about how you'll get him for this, but Azul's trying so hard not to give into the horny thoughts because the way the tentacles are looped around you and squeezing is so attractive to him.

Like that one scene where Stocking's fighting the octopus ghost LOL.

[sysig]

Scriabin and Edgar eating crepes for requestober !!

Day 8 - Delicious silence

[slimecatt]

a little doodle of my atlyss goobers, alsooooooo including bacon, since i didn't draw him last time

[lupins-hehim-pussy]

I think of so many stupid shenanigans between Wriothesley and his daughters in the Addison Lee verse. They tell Wriothesley crazy shit all the time, their daddy-daughter secrets, and it drives Neuvillette nuts that Wriothesley won't snitch.

Sigewinne, whispering into his ear: Today at school I punched a boy because he was being mean. I waited until it was recess, and made sure that no one was watching, and I punched him. Everyone knows he is a liar, so noooo one believed him when he cried about it. And Sigewinne is aaaalways a superstar so Mr Vautrin didn't suspect a thing !

Wriothesley, mildly concerned: Uh huh.

Sigewinne: Papa would say Sigewinne has to be nice to everyone, but, Sigewinne thinks bullies need to get punched sometimes, b'cos, b'cos otherwise, they think everyone is just gonna let them be mean

Wriothesley: Y'know what. That's fair

[kkatastrophic]

Vicks vapodrops ily

[hideyseek]

whew big sigh of relief. even though i did nothing but outline for like almost a week, i still know how to write fanfiction!

[everett-fornow]

father-daughter bonding time!!! (dw, they're both excited, Henris just had other shit he needed to do)

[merakiui]

i was listening to mafumafu's cover of jailbreak and realized the mv has a trope i love very much!!!! with childhood friends trope, i also love it when two characters grew up having much the same motive (in the case of kuina and kawasemi, the song's characters, wanting to escape the caged city they're confined to). but then the characters mature and end up walking down separate paths, whether purposely or not or because life just happened and that was the cards they were handed, and now they can't stand on the same side because life/duty/etc compels them to remain set in their ways.

it hurts in the best way to see kuina chasing after kawasemi to apprehend him and stop him from flying the plane. and then he has no choice but to helplessly watch what ultimately becomes of his friend when the plane engine overheats and explodes... AAAAAAAAAA it hurts, but it hurts so good. T_T i can't even begin to ramble about the symbolism and the fact that they're named after birds... neru's brain is too big... orz

in short, i just really like the trope of two childhood friends with the same goal/dream, something happens that causes one of them to deviate from or abandon that goal/dream, and then they later reunite as changed individuals, with one still clinging to the goal/dream and the other having lost hope in it entirely. bonus points if one of them is hunting the other down for whatever reason hehe. <3

[la-cocotte-de-paris]

Of the simplest pleasures in life, which among them are your favorites?

EATING A FRESH FUCKING BAGUETTE. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD THIS PAST NEAR-FULL YEAR HAS BEEN SANS LES VRAIES BAGUETTES

[insurged]

" eventually you'll see i'm not worth it. " gojoo :>>

there  was  a  time  when  he  would  have  agreed.  a  deadly  combination  of  immaturity  alongside  the  absolute  power  that  his  teenage  self  had  been  completely  drunk  on,  gojo  had  held  very  little  empathy  for  both  humans  and  curses  alike.  in  most  cases,  humans  were  worse  in  his  eyes.  curses  are  created  from  the  festering  emotions  of  mankind,  in  no  way  having  a  choice  for  what  they  are.  humans  do  and  yet,  he’s  seen  them  commit  the  worst depravity,  selfish  beings  that  they  are.  a  fleeting  thought  of  obliterating  them  all  had  crossed  his  mind, once    —   ( should we kill these guys ? ) he had once asked a friend of his...

the world will never accept curses. he's had his fair share of watching and even sorcerers will throw their own away. what room is there for curses, amalgamations of negative emotions that resonate in people ? and it's because of his intimate understanding of being alone that he is extending his hand to others, tossed aside and rejected by all. he can't help adopting the strays. a small grin emerges, soft and genuine as fingers ruffle the top of her head, annoyingly continuous. it's meant to intentionally make a mess of her hair.

❝  ha! you're so pessimistic for a curse !  ❞  hand returns into his pocket, the other hiding behind his back offers the plastic bag of sweets to her that he's picked up from all over tokyo. ❝  i can only save those who want to be saved, rize. that's what you wanted, isn't it ? you're worth it.   ❞

                i believe in you, rize ( @glutosus ) .

[teddybeartoji]

mickey, handsomest man in the world,

characters that dirty up real good (natural state is clean, neat, only sporadically sweaty, messy, covered in grime)

OR

characters that clean up nice (natural state is dirty, downright filthy, never has an unstained shirt but occasionally finds a bar of soap and a shower)

xoxo sunnie (@fic-over-cannon)

SUNNNIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I THINK I'M GONNA GO WITH THE FIRST ONE ACTUALLY!!!!!!!!!! which might come as a surprise idk but i just thought abt dirty fingernails and i'm afraid that that i cannot do he could be sweaty and dirty all he wants but if his fingernails are bad i will. leave😭😭😭

i feel like jason is perfect for the first option too i know he smells so fucking good buuuuut he does get dirty sometimes and it's so fucking hot i'm drooling rn i wanna clean the blood off of him mmmm

and out of my other blorbos i feel like sukuna goes well with that one too. he likes to dress clean but he isn't afraid to mess them up at all idk but i keep imagining him getting into bar fights a lot lmao so he just comes home with his hair all messed up and his shirt all dirty and sweaty and bloody and mmmmmmmmmm yeah... this is the perfect man

[kkatastrophic]

I MADE CUPCAKES!!!!

[cantolopejeevas]

I'm nearing the end of my first run of Baldur's Gate 3, so here's a little ship meme thing with my first Tav and my first Romance! They're God's most special little princesses, for better or for worse, lol

Art without the meme under the cut!

[jerweewee]

Trick or treat!!!!!

YIPEEE

have my faves!!!!

[reanimatestar]

artemy my friend cassie elysium.... wishing u a very ice cream 🍦 ... mixue maybe even if youd like ... or if u dont like ice cream then tea 🍵... miauu

thank you my friend surya <3 i wish you a happy treat as well <3